nobody simulator

[@Jordan-mt8uu]

as a professional nobody, i can confirm this simulator is 1000% accurate. especially starting the morning routine by jumping into traffic.

[@brucesimmons5517]

Yes, that is exactly how I start my day as well.

[@soupoup]

Nothing like a nice fresh car crash first thing in the morning

[@joshuamccutcheon]

@@hereisthefullvid8934 BOT

[@That-KidDo]

no

[@Mr.Hellcattt]

you mean, sorryass LOL

[@Pelenaiful]

I loved the part where it says you need to have 50 neatness to get a job, it shows that Kevin has 77 but then he says he doesnt have enough neatness and quits

[@mrmooss5906]

Yeah, looked for this comment

[@0v_x0]

Same

[@duckytof]

He did a lot of infuriating shit unintentionally I love kevin but it's annoying

[@informant09]

@@duckytof I think the problem is you getting infuriated by shit like that... who cares.

[@duckytof]

@@informant09 I do 🥺

[@scorchingbread]

□□□'s mickey impression is surprisingly very spot on

[@obamium1863]

@@heybuddy964 bot

[@mickeyiael9013]

...um...

[@teaeco]

□□□□□□□?

[@Insanebehaviordude]

Indeed, this CallMe□□□ guy is very talented.

[@That-KidDo]

no

[@ray-jean]

21:04 "anyway back to being miserable" Me when I finish watching a callmekevin video.

[@That-KidDo]

no

[@Syyyyyyyyyyy]

have some chicken

[@Matthew.Sweeney]

Just go to his 2nd channel, called RTGame

[@MaxerV19]

@@Matthew.Sweeney oh...

[@ivonne_lau]

Ouch, too real. That hurts.

[@Wyulliam]

40 seconds into the video and you can already see why Kevin is the best

[@Otto_Von_Beansmarck]

Didn't you hear Kevin goes by the name □□□ now so please don't be so rude and insensitive.

[@alwaysbored1700]

He truly is one of the content creators of all time

[@That-KidDo]

no

[@cyberneticsquid]

Kevin best girl

[@ValetinoLovebird]

you mean the first 30 seconds, he never thought accidents happens

[@naxmorvigatore4168]

A game where you start with less than nothing and Kevin somehow figured out how to make everything ten times worse, what the hell, lmao

[@pedrovallefin8406]

To be fair, its the sort of game where everything you do can lead to a bad ending, its not that hard for things to fall apart. It was especially easy for Kevin trough, he just have to be himself.

[@cloudshad0ws]

Well, I'm only 1 minute into the video, and he can't be bothered to do basic arithmetic in-game. Fucking weird.

[@JasminMiettunen]

He started with -10,000 and ended up at -30,000 💀

[@froggy5748]

@@pedrovallefin8406I think immediately blowing all the money your little sister gives you from her arraigned marriage is a pretty obvious way to fail lol

[@jamie5lpm1]

The dude hammering away at nothing and the other one just starring off into the distance is the most realistic thing I've seen in a game

[@chrisi7127]

they be doing anything just to look like they're working

[@TheGreyKami]

Regardless of the job, you can always find them

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@TheGreyKami And then never, ever get fired. Meanwhile the guy breaking his back does.

[@NA-AN]

@@DeathnoteBB Or the guy who asks for a 1% raise after 19 years of working for $5/hour to feed his family of octuplit daughters. I took this joke in a weird direction.

[@something1600]

00:27 And that is the story of how call me Kevin was reborn.

[@That-KidDo]

no

[@jindo5]

@@That-KidDo yes

[@dancesmokesmile344]

@@That-KidDopretty much, yes

[@KnightSlasher]

Seeing as how the first thing Kevin does is get hit by a car I am excited for this episode

[@dinodude7773]

@@hereisthefullvid8934 bot

[@craigsmith5039]

What is the Echo?

[@rudepancake4566]

He got absolutely bodied

[@chrisi7127]

@@rudepancake4566 the second time in his career

[@That-KidDo]

no

[@MilkieMouse]

Kevin: (Gets two jobs, health begins to decline.) Me, a disabled person with two part-time jobs: Finally, a simulator that speaks to me.

[@scottsmith3804]

Oof... me who should probably be on disablity felt this. I have a fulltime job cause i have to live away from my parents (too traumatic), no other family to live with atm. literally the only thing i can do and even then it feels like more than i can handle most of the time.

[@alioc3298]

Lmao same bro same

[@veevsu]

I am so sorry... Reading things like these pain me so much. It did take me 8-9 years, but I managed to convince the official authorities that I REALLY am too disabled to work and I haven't been bothered since and get social care. It always snaps me back and makes me appreciate it, whenever I hear of someone who is in a similar situation, but doesn't get helped. （ ; - ; ）

[@ValetinoLovebird]

Hold my IED

[@sholandosmiguelito6508]

What job did you do as a disabled. /Serious

[@ExEntity01]

I absolutely cant wait to go over the year with kevin again, merry Christmas everyone

[@dinodude7773]

@@hereisthefullvid8934 bot

[@ExEntity01]

@@dinodude7773 I'm sure hes a lovely man

[@That-KidDo]

no

[@MoXy69420]

its almost christmas again.

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

The one time where i actually felt bad for a decision kevin made, that poor little sister :(

[@pedrovallefin8406]

It was both funny and sad. Funny cause he was actually doing so well at the beggining, playing seriously in a way that could have lead to a good ending, only to ruin everything in the end by choosing the worst possible options as usual. The sad part is that the game is so dramatic in how real it all is that Kevin usual way of playing makes things kinda tragic. Funny all the same, but tragic for sure.

[@peterlewis2178]

@@pedrovallefin8406 Honestly, the way he played it was pretty accurate to how a lot of people in that situation might. A lot of times they don't have the skills or knowledge to know how to make the right decisions and get out of something like that.

[@Chocomint_Queen]

I love that Kevin sees "you need at least 50 neatness (You currently have 77)" and a big green checkmark, and thinks "oh, that means I don't qualify"

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Never cant tell when he does that sort of thing if its on purposse or hes just being dumb. Its a very thin line cause hes very good at purposely being anoying, but hes also very good at being dumb.

[@manologamerss5801]

@@pedrovallefin8406 He didn't bring enough attention to it for it to be intentional. He plays dumb pretty often,but when he does he makes a big deal out of it so you don't miss the punchline. Here it seems like he's actually being an idiot.

[@Moggetslittlesister]

@@pancakerzzz It's actually yuan, which has the same symbol as yen. You can see in the text they sometimes call it kuai, which according to wikipedia is a colloquialism for yuan. Kevin also did confuse it for yen at one point though.

[@cloudshad0ws]

Yea, that plus the complete disinterest in even reading the simple math questions made me wonder if he's dyslexic or something.

[@gandalf_thegrey]

@@cloudshad0ws no, but unlike you and me he has a job to do when playing games instead of yall assuming being dumb, an idiot or even mentally impaired, maybe just assume less drastic things. like not being concentrated

[@craneoflores]

My financial anxiety watching Kevin recklessly spend that 10,000 on cake: 📈📈📈

[@johnpett1955]

Yeah, that whole video since his sister got him that money kinda hurt.

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

Dude I had to pause and stop watching the video once he started wasting his sister’s money like that, I’m far too cheap a person to find enjoyment in this

[@sparkun1]

its 63 us dollars

[@SkyRied1]

and Power Liquid*

[@ivonne_lau]

When you are surprised that Kevin is actually doing kinda okay in the game, he proceeds to spend all of his money in an apartment he doesn't need, gambling, and juice. And sleeps for a bunch of days, for no apparent reason.

[@pedrostormrage]

5:55 Fun fact: that symbol (Chên/震/thunder) is from the I-Ching ("Book of Changes"), which is "an ancient Chinese divination manual and a book of wisdom which interprets hexagrams (symbols made up of six stacked horizontal lines) formed by tossed coins to form answers to questions about the future" (so yeah, it was indeed a kind of fortune-telling). 5:42, 9:11 Also, the ¥ sign is indeed used for the yen (the Japanese currency), but also for the yuan/kuai (the Chinese currency, which is the case of the game).

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"My first choicr is gonna be to run into traffic" Kevin never learns that traffic isn't his friend

[@dinodude7773]

@@hereisthefullvid8934 bot

[@thecheesen]

One day, traffic will embrace him

[@That-KidDo]

no

[@cr0wncat]

Kevin, just wanted to say that i'm almost jealous at your work ethic. Steadily putting out 3-4 videos 30 min+ every single week is something really ambitious and you manage to pull it off every single time. I have been enjoying your videos for the last few years and every single one of them makes my day better. You deserve all the credit you get. Thank you for being you

[@Yj222]

I mean it's less work than a regular job. His consistency is commendable for sure, but let's not act like what he's doing is god's work.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@Yj222 In time it takes as long as a regular job, if not more

[@gandalf_thegrey]

@@Yj222 Ive learned object and print design and im also not doing gods work. I work hard, i provide good. And im "just" sitting at the PC 9 hours a day. Exactly like Kevin. And millions of other people. Its astonishing how the internet equally as demanding of their entertainers as they are dismissive of their work. Everyone whos doing consitent work in any field whatsoever deserves a lil pat on the shoulder once in a while.

[@aquaplush7531]

“There we go, my depression is gone! Oh wait it’s back” this is painfully relatable

[@Metzli]

Same

[@BartmanGS]

Same

[@soupoup]

Really cool to finally see myself represented in a simulator game😊

[@That-KidDo]

no

[@soupoup]

@@That-KidDo oh?

[@imyellowteeth4691]

You rn 😔🔫

[@Emsev100]

@@soupoup They write no on almost every comment. 😂

[@soupoup]

@@Emsev100 validating tbh

[@ghrasta.]

Day 345 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey

[@dontcallmelego]

Bros committed

[@minininja2792]

Agreed

[@D4nn369]

I need to see him play it

[@hereisthefullvid8934]

Jh

[@beeduo]

i had a dream he played this game

[@almicc]

Such a good simulator, even the developer turned into a Nobody, all social media went dark and the game cannot be legally obtained anymore...

[@presentz9396]

That's sheer immersion

[@Moonstodes]

God bless the ccp

[@Subpar1224]

3:11 Kevin reading it backwards and thinking he didn't have enough is funny

[@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon]

I was hoping someone else noticed lmao

[@Lastmeerkat]

I've really been enjoying these long form videos you've been making, after all more Kevin is always better!

[@That-KidDo]

no

[@Lastmeerkat]

@@That-KidDo Only if you mean for the people he plays as

[@gianna526]

@@Lastmeerkat They're definitely trapped in his basement. This is a cry for help.

[@Lastmeerkat]

@@gianna526 nope, everytHing is finE, so Let's Push that Mad idEa away (;

[@Mr.JimPickens]

This is the closest we can get to a real life simulator

[@Mr.JimPickens]

@@hereisthefullvid8934 stop spamming

[@Vickpiure]

@@Mr.JimPickens avoid interaction with bots because they will continue doing it if people have reactions to them. Best thing to do is reporting them

[@SirDankleberry]

@@hereisthefullvid8934 You're less than nobody.

[@Mr.JimPickens]

@@Vickpiure Oh I see. Thanks for letting me know !

[@BakenekoYuJi]

That was an alarmingly good Mickey Mouse. X,D

[@missyjo2475]

The freaking background music Kevin picks is my favorite part of his editing. From Papers, Please to Banjo-Kazooie, it's like hanging out with my best friend every time I watch a video. :')

[@Madeleine833]

This was even more anxiety-inducing than your regular fare, Kevin

[@thesurvivorssanctuary6561]

So Kevin just: ruined an engagement, ruined a man's life, got him killed, and then had him sent to a hell where he is eternally haunted by his bad finacial decisions as an endlessly repeating tone drives him insane. *Definitely* a Kevin video!

[@harubea5978]

I love how it started off ok but immediately goes down hill as soon as he gets money, never change kevin

[@mefistopheles]

This is one game I know I'm gonna be playing soon.... It was so frustrating watching him make all those bad decisions though 😂😂😂..... Classic Kevin

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Usually his bad decitions make for hilarius results, but this game is a little too serious for that. It was still kinda funny though.

[@mefistopheles]

@@pedrovallefin8406 fr bruh

[@alzhanvoid]

@@pedrovallefin8406 I just felt pain and anger. I actually started empathizing with the main character.

[@jonathan2350]

This is really weird.. you cant get the game anymore :/ seems like they pulled it off the face of the earth

[@mefistopheles]

@@jonathan2350 🤦‍♂️and the game was pretty cool....

[@ForemostCrab7]

As soon as he gets lots of money, it gets to his head and he spends it all, classic Kevin!

[@Haliceph]

Of course first thing he does is run into traffic. Good old Kev. Edit: Also that Mickey Mouse impression killed me 2:12

[@KimmyGames]

I've played this game myself and it is brutal. One wrong move and you're done for

[@mauriciomagalhaes181]

nobody simulator, it's the game that everyone plays.

[@That-KidDo]

no

[@Unseen_Sight]

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[@nickmortensen2025]

The fact that kevin has started making these long videos and uploading less is way better, i love this so much!❤

[@Thatstudkaz]

I love how consistent kevin is this is why I follow him. Keep up the good work Kevin.❤️

[@bullwarrk]

"What? I can't hear you over the sound of me losing money" is how I approach all my problems

[@8stormy5]

Game: "You need a neatness of 50. Fortunately you have a neatness of 77. I am also giving you a check mark to tell you that you meet this requirement." Kevin: "I don't meet the requirement :("

[@IDONTKNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]

i thought i was the only one that noticed, lol

[@jakerutherford1527]

Watching Kevin spend all the debt money caused me untold amounts of stress

[@wandauriel]

This game is the most relatable game I saw in a while - you have to work hard to get promoted from "sorryass" to "nobody". Exactly how my life goes 😂 That's why I'm proudly calling myself nobody 😎 It's already progress

[@tomdewey9009]

Poor Kevin in debt in once another simulator game. He did teach us that scratch offs are the way to the top when severely poor.

[@seft8101]

this is an alternate universe where people forgot to call him Kevin

[@immarissa]

With all the simulator games out there, it was only a matter of time before they made one about me.

[@That-KidDo]

no

[@Trexguy1717]

wow this comment makes u attractive!

[@gandalf_thegrey]

Who are you? i get the joke FYI

[@TisStilles]

I didn't know Kevin can do such a convincing Mickey voice impression. He should make a whole video with this voice.

[@wheeeeeha]

No.

[@kaidyn12345]

@@wheeeeeha yes

[@brandendierker5873]

​@@wheeeeeha yes

[@TumblinWeeds]

For anyone interested, the prices in this game is actually very accurate to standards in China. 1 USD = 6.98 yuan, so the goal of 10k/month is actually $1431/month. It is a common goal for middle class men. The most unrealistic part is, a lower class worker in China has no chance of ever getting that wage.

[@Lineproof]

I swear this dude is the new DanTDM for me. Pretty much finishing off my childhood. I’m a teen now but I still enjoy these gameplays

[@McGuire40695]

It's been what? 7 years now? And Kevin still making jokes about getting hit by a car still doesn't get old.

[@shiashau]

29:57 as someone learning chinese, hearing Kevin try to say the pinyin in the karaoke part gave me joy. "🎶🎤zeee shen me twoo🎤🎶"

[@letmetelluu]

People who say poor people should just "get a job" should play this game. 🤣

[@TamsinGrlNxtDr]

You ain't going to get money sitting on the couch doing nothing. Gotta work you way up the ladder. But a lot of people are too lazy to do that.

[@PumaArg]

@@TamsinGrlNxtDr We found "people"

[@PumaArg]

Oh god seriously I remember when my mom recently told me she might lose her job I started looking for ways to earn money and goddamn it is hard to get employed (yes, I'm 18, how could you tell?). I had had a job before but I got it by luck, my boss was the friend of a family friend haha. I honestly considered opening an OF account hahaha. It's so frustrating and scary

[@electricspider2267]

9:40 There's something so satisfying when people spell judgment correctly. And this looks like a game that's been translated so that's like extra satisfying!

[@TheCriminalViolin]

I REALLY have been wanting this game and to play it myself, even before it was released as I saw it on Steam and wishlisted it early in the year. Didn't notice it had released at all, and now the devs not only removed it from steam the same day, they have deleted all their social media and haven't said anything since they removed it. So likelihood is, it turns out to be a scam. So damn sad, this game is clearly fantastic already and had incredible potential.

[@asddsaasdfg2846]

That Micky Mouse voice acting was P E R F E C T

[@Dr.Death8520]

The moment kevin got more than survival money and he goes crazy. Also thinks he got 10k, but actually got 20k so he blew twice as much as he thought

[@ExtraCelest1al]

2:12 ABSOLUTELY CACKLING AT THE MICKEY IMPRESSION OH MY GOD

[@EmphaticStorm]

I would totally play this game, but was removed from Steam due to not opening on some windows computers... sad fish. Great Job, Kevin, love it, you make these games seem like so much fun!

[@breakingaustin]

3:13 'Oh I need to be a neat person, I can't get this job.' Job - Needs 50 neatness, you have 77.

[@Aquarius520]

Thank you Kevin for playing the game. Btw this game got banned in China as it revealed the harsh reality of Chinese people. lol

[@rikuzariyuzu2815]

3:10 *Has 77 out of the required 50 neatness* Him: I can't do it,don't hace enough neatness

[@anonimoalfin]

what a nice let'splay! and what a lovely game project, I never understood why was it 'abandoned' (supposedly) when it was doing well, and more importantly, was being crafted with such love and care. It's nice to have at least these let'splays as a memory and testament to what could have been a great success... if not crushed by censorship, dogmatism and totalitarianism.

[@quackduckquack]

Abandoned because it's a Chinese game and anything that shows China even slightly in a negative way gets pressured to be abandoned like this... This isn't the first game that got abandoned like this...

[@CGplay186]

@@quackduckquack You wouldn't allow it either way, you thinking about banning tiktok a large companies then imagine what they do to smaller, they stand no chance no matter if China or your own censorship, I know some great games that were banned here west some of the companies are still making games but wth heavy reduction of violence, and the like.

[@quackduckquack]

@@CGplay186 I am not from West, so IDK which games you are talking about. I'm from East so I only know Asian stuff.

[@sas.tronaut5055]

ngl watching kevin throw away money on the apartment stressed me out 😂

[@DuncanDill]

Can already tell this will be a banger!

[@DuncanDill]

I can happily report my prediction was correct!

[@literallyjustayoutubecomme1591]

At the beginning it was alright but jesus christ that got dark with the sister and the shark and Kevin just blowing it without remorse makes it even worse

[@dunkeykung1162]

Yeah that whole thing just made it incredibly sad to watch, couldn't laugh anymore

[@jessirarara]

I'm happy I managed to get a code for this game, but I wish that the devs were able to get it back on steam or at least communicate as to why it was taken off.

[@ダークネグロ]

it's actually kinda sad, knowing that there are real people somewhere in the world doing exactly like the game

[@BlxckBaron]

Definitely, they’re really perfecting the “life sim” genre.

[@torakuro1444]

I work in a reabilitation center, and everytime Kevin is talking about his accidents, I am picturing him on our bed being treated by physios.

[@danielhale1]

I got very concerned for the sister's well-being while watching this

[@favoritemustard3542]

Quit taking out those high interest loans lol

[@MegaGeekyBoy]

Merry Christmas Kevin,Kevo and everyone who reads this🦌🎅☃️🌲

[@usonly101]

I’m so immersed in this that you got ME terrified of the loan shark and all of your horrible decisions, lol

[@masonharvath-gerrans832]

Happy Christmas to you, Kevin. You always bring a smile and a chuckle to my day)

[@quannguyenanh422]

Tbh the game is so incredible but there are one BIG problems is it's made in China. Therefore it will be banned soon because of Chinese reason (too negative, affect teenager or certification). I really hope there will be a studio make this game but not from China so they will be update and mod community will help it.

[@jgood9870]

This would be a great series. I want to see Kevin be a somebody in Nobody.

[@ms.nobody1368]

"My depression is gone! ... oh, it's back." Every person with depressive episodes ever. Literally spent years in this mood.

[@TheGman5000]

Callmekevin Simulator...first thing done gets hit by a car!

[@TheNN]

Oh sweet, a simulation game all about me! This is gonna be awesome! Thanks for playing this Kevin, I really appreciate getting the spotlight for a day.

[@webwolf404]

Saw the name of this video and it felt very close to home. I didn't know he'd be playing my own life lol

[@brandendierker5873]

Youre a brick carrier?

[@KenLinx]

This game gives me Stick RPG nostalgia. It looks extremely polished as well like a cross between Stick RPG and Disco Elysium. Its a true shame that the developers have abandoned it though judging from the steam reviews.

[@tigrecito48]

1:32 i feel like there is less choice in this game than it seems.. cos i saw another youtuber pass the test and also go immediately to moving bricks

[@PetraDarklander]

0:04 Momma mia poppa pia, babys got the diarrRRRRRRRHHEEEAAAAAA!!! I laughed so hard the first time I seen that vid.

[@shartboy666]

no way, they made a game about me? and kevin played it?

[@shartboy666]

@@hereisthefullvid8934 i didn't ask

[@yushanwang7536]

29:58 honestly, it sounds not bad. he only got the pronunciation of the first word wrong this made me wish that kevin would release another music video soon, i love his singing

[@guessiguess9601]

You know this is gonna be a good gameplay when it is a two word title

[@Heavy-TF2]

as a professional nobody, I can confirm this simulator is 100% accurate. Especially commenting this exact thing in this exact video

[@lhays117]

And there are folks out there who wonder why depression is such a common affliction in the modern world when most folks are literally living an irl version of this game.

[@OldRustyKuntz]

Impossible for kevin to be a nobody. As the creator of the great leader, jim pickens, he himself is a deity. A god amongs men, impossible to be ignored or overlooked. Except for cars.

[@hhdbhn302]

I just learned that you can donate babies to science when the person's in labour in the Sims and GET PAID for it. KEVIN. This feature was made for you.

[@KanyeWestFan69]

I like how the boss of the construction site is literally called mr fuck lol

[@johnalogue9832]

CMK content is a delicate balance between finding his defiance of the game's expectations funny and charming, and finding them frustratingly self-sabotaging

[@GhostHelwig]

I absolutely love what I’ve seen in this game, and I’m so glad you played it. Also that Mickey impression was amazing. 😂

[@buzzinbea]

Usually simulator games are pretty shoddily made but this one actually seems like someone put a lot of thought into it!

[@presentz9396]

Ye it's a shame the game was abandoned immediately

[@GhostHelwig]

@@presentz9396 From what I’ve heard (and I’ve been unable to verify this), it seems the game was banned in parts of China where the publisher is from, and no one can find out if the developers are in the same area. So it’s possible it was forcibly abandoned. I’m still hoping they’ll find a way to come back and finish it, but I’m not holding my breath, either.

[@GhostHelwig]

@@buzzinbea I agree. This one is really well made. I love simulator games, but you’re right, a lot of them don’t have this much thought and effort put into them.

[@Fiber64]

A new callmekevin video gives me “Mood+5”

[@brucesimmons5517]

Finally, a relatable simulator game.

[@lukedivez7717]

Kevin that’s called a dead-arm hang. It’s for people trying to work up to being able to do one pull-up

[@allisonhoff5805]

I'm still puzzling over how the correct answer to the question, "if you cut one angle off a triangle how many angles would be left," is 3.... like, it has to be 2 right? There were only 3 to start with. I think I'm having an existential crisis over this. Curse you Kevin! But also I'm serious, someone please help me!

[@_LunarDragon]

If you still care: It took me a while to figure it out, but I realized that the question is asking about the piece that was cut off, _not_ the original triangle. The question is worded weirdly and doesn’t clarify that, causing us to misunderstood the question.

[@_LunarDragon]

Honestly, Im confused by question number 2. According to the game C/-1 is the wrong answer why. I thought those lines on the side were meant to be parentheses or brackets but that would make C the correct answer, so either they must mean something else that I don’t recognize or the game is wrong.

[@Tlhague998]

Oh boy! I can get home from my gig job that doesn't even cover my debts and play a simulation of utter hopelessness and misery

[@rg9453]

After a lifetime of being a nobody, I feel so seen! Thank you box, box, box!

[@reienzo]

“Yen” - that is so British of you, Kevin

[@xbustinjieber]

As someone who has been a Nobody for a long time now, I can confirm that this simulator is legit, and it highlights the real struggles that true Nobodies go through on a daily basis.

[@hubertrozalski7070]

Kevin could start with "Hey there friends, I am nobody", but he isn't nobody.

[@JaysonJbatman]

6:10 that exercise is called a dead hang

[@meyomin]

Kevin saying yen instead of yuan is going to drive me bonkers