This life simulator is 99.999% harder than real life

[@CallMeKevin]

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[@JJLiu-xc3kg]

Done, thanks big Kev, we love you big Kev

[@tccasanova]

Maybe

[@Ok-rd1zd]

I’ll think about it

[@turnerstanks2624]

Okie Irish daddy

[@eatdoritoyum]

Ok I signed up, I expect you to hand-deliver coffee to me every morning now

[@anthognome]

Kevin's mom: Stop playing video games and get a job. Kevin: Why not both?

[@mobiley3151]

But he does play video games?

[@bread9082]

@@mobiley3151 No, they’re referring to him playing video games and having that as his job, so KZbin.

[@hideouspillow5724]

@@bread9082 and also jobs in the game

[@Chlooo.e]

@@mobiley3151 *That's the point*

[@zeallust8542]

@@Chlooo.e Then he didnt do both

[@lullsbaby9321]

"Why do we deliver to you you FECKIN hermit" - Every PostMates driver ever

[@atmywhitson]

Facts 🤣

[@lizzyfredrick2363]

Hello my fellow blue L

[@lullsbaby9321]

@@lizzyfredrick2363 Heelllllllllo!

[@thelazygamingpanda3973]

"Because im a feckin hermit duh" *takes food and slams door*

[@goofygamers61]

They be the ones not tipping 😂

[@BlackRosesBloom-Emily_Rose]

Having just graduated college this game hits too close to home for me. Do you know how many people see a young adult and immediately flag them down to get them jelly? I can barely make it to the post office.

[@ariejohnson1944]

Br

[@sidharthraman5898]

How did the exorcism go

[@BlackRosesBloom-Emily_Rose]

@@sidharthraman5898 It actually didn't go too well, still occasionally having the demon problems. Likely due to the fact that I never finished payments on the exorcism. The priest mentioned me getting repossessed if I didn't pay.

[@sidharthraman5898]

@@BlackRosesBloom-Emily_Rose might I suggest DIY?

[@emstink]

@@BlackRosesBloom-Emily_Rose omg 😳 that was brilliant 😳😂

[@XOmangoXO]

The character getting hit by a car as Kevin is talking about how he relates to him is iconic

[@dyeandcloth1920]

I'm sure that Kevin's maMA is very proud of her 27 year old chess prodigy, former award-winning esports captain son.

[@MissLaBoeuf]

With 2.69 million subscribers

[@hayzinthehouse2744]

Máthair. Stands for "mother" in ireland

[@davemclover81]

Don’t forgot get amateur carpenter

[@notnotjay]

Excellent Baker too

[@KeiZiahKnight]

I can't be the only one who said maMA as "mah-muh" in Kevin's tone

[@briarpelt2333]

Kevin: This game is harder than real life This game: Has jobs around every corner that you don't even need to apply for and houses that only cost $1000

[@JuMiKu]

Also, half-done Jobs that take like five minutes to complete give you around 50$.

[@briarpelt2333]

@@JuMiKu Yeah. God, I *wish.*

[@JuMiKu]

@@briarpelt2333 Don't we all? 😮‍💨

[@NMC1998]

the way he aggressively said GO AROUND I'VE HAD A BAD DAY just made me laugh soo hard.

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

“This simulator game is 99.999% harder than real life” It’s because it’s Jim Pickens’ life simulator, you have to make a whole cult, take over the whole neighborhood, and kill all your enemies, it’s a hard game

[@Sam-go3mb]

"This simulator virus has a 99.999% survival rate in real life" It's because it's Bill Gates life simulator, you have to make a whole cult, take over the whole neighborhood, and kill all your enemies, it’s a hard game

[@villevalste1888]

99.999% rounds up to 100%, meaning it's just about twice as hard as real life.

[@sdfjkl99959]

@@villevalste1888 (sorry for being a little bit late) So by your logic if someone says 200% It means 300% Or 400% ?

[@villevalste1888]

@@sdfjkl99959 99,999% can be expressed as 0,99999. Rounding that up to 1 or 100% is a change of 0,00001 or 0,001%. If something is 100% more than something else, that can be expressed as x+x*100%=x+x*1=2x, where x is what that something else is. If something is 200% as hard as something else, that can be expressed as x+x*200%=x+x*2=3x. On another hand, if something is 4 times as hard as something else, we can find out how much harder it is in percentages with 4x=x+x*3=x+x*300%. So we get 300% as to how much harder something is, if it's 4 times as hard.

[@diggingforce]

@@villevalste1888 🤓

[@BladedHAMSTAH]

"I'm really into woodworking" I wanna see Kevin make a table now

[@MarkelleRayneeSheree]

He did do a couple of woodworking live streams. You can watch them on his stream upload channel. I don't think he did many because I don't think they did too well.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@MarkelleRayneeSheree He did just the one table, iirc. There’s a few streams though cause that’s how long it took to make the table

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Kevin: who needs this much tomatos?? 'Every Italian mother gets offended by this'

[@tomdewey9009]

Someone please create a Turg Simulator, so that we may see a glimpse of his simple lifestyle...

[@ecavicc]

turg.

[@oliverkirwan5129]

@@ecavicc turg.

[@Chlooo.e]

@@oliverkirwan5129 turg.

[@niallbradley5415]

turg.

[@jimlovernumber7373]

@@niallbradley5415 turg

[@tarirodel8162]

"I should really get a job" 1 minute later: "I don't like working :("

[@ariejohnson1944]

Br

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@ariejohnson1944 Shut!

[@ariejohnson1944]

@@Emil_Stoltz ok I will get you a new phone number

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@ariejohnson1944 What?

[@ariejohnson1944]

@@Emil_Stoltz I like simpsons chad

[@KH-ng3ml]

"You really love jelly.." Me getting flashbacks of lilKev sinking into a hole

[@Raymal100]

I think you're confused. The Jelly made him break out into dance. I miss that series though. If he brings it back he needs to add the rest of the Irish lads

[@KH-ng3ml]

@@Raymal100 yesss i died from laughter , he sank in to a hole and went totally mad😂 i wish he brings the serie back, i would love to see more.

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

At this point Kevin should be known as the Lord of Chaos because every game he plays leads to Chaos

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"When u have an addiction, become the addiction"

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 - yes it's true with Kevin you either become addicted to him or get infected by the Kevin drug

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"This simulator game is 99.999% harder than real life" Sounds like a clickbaity title for a mobile game ad

[@ariejohnson1944]

Br

[@psyducktective]

I can’t reach pink color

[@LOONACORE]

yeah i dont rlly like the clickbait titles/thumbnails but it's okay kev is still funny

[@gordonramsdale]

Also doesnt make sense because that means it's not as hard as real life

[@execute6200]

@@ariejohnson1944 ead

[@DreamerSeeker]

4:18 I’d like to personally thank the editor for throwing in this gem of a spider-man 2 reference

[@sagefournier2725]

The fact that Kevin didn't see the money bag fall off the truck was kinda funny. 😅😅😅

[@courtneykeicks9133]

I just ordered my Cult Merch! You're awesome Kevin, we appreciate you and your videos!!!

[@reylum6590]

Has $70 to show his mom he worked Kevin: Look mom what I bought with my money I have chicken legs

[@parxl-lol]

the consistency of kevin’s channel is immaculate.

[@krazyxki]

I've thought about this a lot! I know it must be hella exhausting for the guy but I'm so grateful for it. Being able to come home, relax, and have a Kevin video to watch is such a relief.

[@spaghettio5589]

nothing is harder than life, other than escaping from jim pickens

[@DrDark-im9kv]

Nobody is safe from Jim Pickens

[@johnjordan3552]

"Nothing is harder" is too exploitable a phrase, little one, be careful

[@fbiagent5616]

Who wants to escape from Jim Pickens though. He is out Dear Great Leader, who do you want to leave the basement?

[@JacksonOnYouTube]

Yes! Getting away from Jim Pickens is... *looks down*, very hard...

[@jackc-gw7630]

What?? Escaping jim pickens? Thats an option???

[@Cyrathil]

Kevin: "Why do I always waste time on over complicating things? I could have just loaded them up in the back of the truck, I just would maybe take less" Also Kevin: spends a minute trying to deliver them in one trip.

[@firstdyad2678]

I just wanna say I’m going through a rough time rn and watching these videos are one of the few times I laugh each day

[@jojoscats]

Hugs! Hope things are better now

[@companylovesmisery1463]

"Do you want me to literally put it in your mouth too, do you want me to spoon feed ya?" As usual I needed a laugh after a long day, and as usual even before that line, I was laughing my not-bouncy ass off.

[@silvertube11]

A game that’s harder than life? Probably, they don’t get to watch Kevin’s videos everyday

[@ariejohnson1944]

Br

[@gordonramsdale]

Actually 0.01%easier than life

[@sohawajid250]

@@ariejohnson1944 fr*

[@ariejohnson1944]

@@sohawajid250 nop

[@jadelin2635]

Literally gets hit with money "you didn't pay me" Kevin never change we love you as you are

[@Fishy577]

As an ex paper boy I appreciate kevin standing up for the old fashioned ways of delivery, some representation is always nice.

[@SinkCatFr]

With most youtubers I’d be like, ‘yeah sure whatever you totally read about ‘lumbar prices’ but sitting in bed for like two hours reading about lumbar is totally something I see Kevin doing

[@stevenclark1662]

Lol, lumbar

[@flamingfoxx]

While I'm pretty sure you mean lumber, I can also see him reading about spine prices

[@doyouevencare919]

Yellow man carrying the money and walking is the cutest thing I ve seen Today

[@Riuhvdevsrh]

Kevin! After months of watching your videos, you've really been rubbing off on me! I even got hit by a car today! I have some recovering to do but I am ok! I just thought that was pretty funny, to suddenly have that in common with one of my favorite creators, of all things. Keep it up, your great attitude makes things easier. Much love Kev

[@rogergoza3180]

I too have been hit by a car

[@Riuhvdevsrh]

@@rogergoza3180 When was it, how's your recovery looking?

[@cjthemisfit]

I know it's a year late but welcome to hit by car club. I got hit 20 years ago. Recovery sucked ass but I'm still here. I hope you're doing well

[@Riuhvdevsrh]

@cjthemisfit That's wild, I'm glad you're doing alright. My injury was a grade 2 muscle tear so it was a little scary, but the recovery was relatively quick. Maybe more car buddies will reply

[@aclaire1780]

Kevin’s version of left brain right brain is actually Turg brain Jim brain💀

[@ariejohnson1944]

Br

[@emile7794]

Idk if it's the wobbly animation of the game or the fact that Kevin literally didn't complete any of the jobs, but this is the funniest game he's played in a while !

[@atmywhitson]

14:07 🤣 fecking hell, Kevin you had me in tears laughing This little egghead is definitely one of my favorites so far..

[@WaterSodaaaaa]

Me too! I died at that point

[@Ricekrispy10]

5:01 Kevin once again flexing his random JFK knowledge on us

[@diyamond]

i er uh

[@Danielle-eu3li]

Remember the cod zombies gameplay with RT? He loves this man’s voice lmao

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Kevin is the own reason we get out of bed honestly

[@raven5097]

for real

[@silvertube11]

You guys get beds?

[@monkigaming8335]

@@silvertube11 basement floor gang rise up

[@Koffindestilatorer]

basement mat, but ok, 'floor' 'bed' ...fancy-pants

[@ariejohnson1944]

Br

[@serra2059]

KevIn the toys section: "This could be very concerning if I'm anything over the age of 7." Do not shame me and my addiction to Lion King merch sir *sweats in 24yo*

[@scrappy0729]

Do whatever you want as long as you aren't hurting anybody

[@rapogirl1391]

Don't shame me and my addiction to video game plushies, sir. *Sweats in 20yo.*

[@Ace_Maus]

Same. *Sips from my Lion King mug, while turning off my room's light switch of Simba's fake leaf mane*

[@silverstriding4559]

Me and anything Spongebob *hides in 28 year old*

[@boesesGlurak]

@@Ace_Maus that sounds amazing

[@SevenEllen]

As someone who litter-picks to help my local community, I felt that when you threw that rubbish in the lake!

[@Adier_Twigg]

I kinda reeeeeeally want to just explore this world, it's so cute

[@tamparockout17]

Day 104 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Detective 1 or Mary Kate and Ashley Magic Mystery Mall

[@XxkemiluvsuxX]

Kevin you've been a huge inspiration to me in making and keeping up with my channel.

[@Fishwolfcrow]

Just imagining this poor mother sending her kid out to get a job, maybe food delivery or lawn mowing but no he comes back days later with radiation poisoning a chicken costume and committed vehicular manslaughter on multiple occasions

[@omegavsrassilon5128]

Man, I absolutely love you're videos.

[@BarryMcCawkiner]

5:08 He told me to find the trash, and I took that personally.

[@jaymac7203]

Jesus Kevin has the shortest attention span I've ever seen. Lol 😂

[@docette2015]

Wobbly wobble! This game seems well-suited for you, Kevin -- floppy, easily-abused characters, lots of stuff to steal, and lots of jobs to fail at. XD

[@ccaamille_]

I’m dying from the commentary of this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i’m late to this but damn Kevin nvr disappoint with the one liner and jokes.

[@gabrielgarza2474]

7:53 the most relatable sentence on earth

[@lucasolson7045]

All of a sudden, I have a great interest in seeing Kevin do a woodworking video.

[@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451]

I love how Kevin denigrates himself yet he is a highly successful former business owner that was a high-school drop out, that is legit helping so many people around the world by cheering them up. Would legit love to meet the bastard and Anna.

[@tccasanova]

"I gotta say, this is not feel like the most efficient way." - Kevo 2021 3:05

[@MrScorpianwarrior]

I haven't actually listened to a KZbin ad in a long time, but I have been subscribed to Morning Bew for a few months and I actually really enjoy it! It quickly became a part of my morning routine.

[@supershrimp9274]

Day 108 of asking Kevin to play SpongeBob SquarePants: Creature from the Krusty Krab

[@kingofthepod5169]

I remember that game well and think Kevin will enjoy it, but these 'Day 42069 asking Chad thunderball to play' comments are obnoxious.

[@BGtubecom]

Yeah! The plankton levels were awesome!

[@Cisusi]

It's crazy how every time I think Kevin makes up with his parents, a new video comes to disprove that theory.

[@cuttlefjord]

*zooms in on money bag spawning and falling on ground* (disappointed) "you didn't pay me anything"

[@i-am-a-duck3452]

You really have been my fav youtube channel for. About 2 years now and i just wanted to say i hope you keep doing a great job

[@suprememeatbun]

This game looks and feels like the Totally Reliable Delivery Service game Kevin played before.

[@Haliceph]

3:05 Just like that Kevin just got all of us who played Paperboy to shiver

[@callmeturg]

Day 50 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine

[@shadowcween7890]

Hey Turg, nice to see ya

[@callmeturg]

@@shadowcween7890 hi! nice to see you too!!

[@IamaPERSON]

Hey guys, how's it going?

[@callmeturg]

@@IamaPERSON hi! i'm doing okay, how are you?

[@IamaPERSON]

@@callmeturg also ok, been playing GTA 5 online

[@Bekathepirate]

Day 97 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue

[@hamzahrite2992]

Cring

[@bigbigs7187]

Gmaer

[@brandonreyes7113]

@Jason Sunderland hilarious**

[@ronisrow9041]

Jontron did it and its scary

[@sanem4208]

@Jason Sunderland wo ist da ein spelling mistake you little fecker?

[@abcdefgheat1888]

Day 118 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save

[@JesperBooperDooper]

NO!!!!!

[@jackhazardous4008]

I hate these comments

[@Christopher64]

They are a staple of the comment section now but I will admit I do miss the timadachi video and wish he would make just one more

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@Christopher64 He can’t, the file was corrupted

[@nicksexton6534]

Kevin: I’m really into woodwork Me: Nice try Kevin, but that would require you going outside. But fr keep up the great content man. You are loved and appreciated and always help me get through the day. 🙌

[@JotaC]

You make our lives easier Kevin. Stay precious ♥

[@MrOrvilleman]

If you like stacking tomatoes on your car, you'll love Radical Relocation, a game all about moving furniture ON your vehicle

[@tarirodel8162]

That headphone slap was wobbly

[@Prysn]

I’m involved with the roofing and contractor industry and I knew exactly when this video came out because of your into talking about wood lmao

[@managainsttime-g7v]

so its kevin who's been stealing my lawnmowers

[@ChaosRaych]

Kevin, lots of people enjoy woodworking videos (myself included)! I'd be interested to see some of your work! Could be good content for the 2nd channel

[@Jason-lc4cb]

He has a twitch channel where he built a table a while ago.

[@joem1477]

I now really wanna see a callmeKevin woodwork series

[@bri5033]

16:57 This is the funniest thing I've heard since 1839

[@Cinnis121]

Kevin's title should absolutely be the King of Chaos.

[@beeef5139]

Seeing Kevin start and fail to finish jobs is the most relatable thing I've seen

[@jocularplane]

You think you can get away without doing a full cover of chug jug with you Kevin, I'm waiting.

[@rawascz7855]

this is actually pretty on point. My fist week of living alone went along somewhat similarly.

[@Luka28081]

well, we got tonight's nightmare queued up, it's gonna be Kevin shouting: "Do you want me to put it in your mouth?!"

[@CandyRadio]

"Why do we deliver to you, you feckin' hermit" god thats too real

[@thelazygamingpanda3973]

"Because im a feckin hermit duh" *takes food and slams door*

[@chilidog2469]

I love that KZbin tagged this as “the Simpsons Hit and Run”

[@Itty-Bits]

PLEASE play more of this omg

[@nic-ze1oq]

"I've worked for 20 hours now and I have almost nothing to show for it except my chicken legs and egg head" (9:51) That's capitalism for you

[@slumpsalot]

10:51 Bohemian Rhapsody reference? I love this man

[@LookAlikeFilm]

Kevin looking for jelly... **Lil Kev has joined the chat**

[@sickducker8472]

Pls more of this game it looks so adorable

[@ididntrananyoneover5740]

Our Kevin, who art in Ireland, Hallow be Thy name. I eat potatoes While I watch your Videos. You said our sins can be Forgiven this way. Our Kevin, who art in Cork, Are my sins forgiven?

[@IamaPERSON]

This is amazing!

[@ididntrananyoneover5740]

@@IamaPERSON Thank you, random citizen!

[@death1019]

I really needed these laughs. Thanks!

[@peppernwarming6226]

Day 681 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000

[@Mr-Green0]

6:12 "Grove Street, home. At least it was until I fucked everything up."

[@Bridgetthill]

i love kevin

[@SayHelloToOblivion]

Omg, I lost it when he was trying to hitch the trailer, lol.🤣

[@SlightRecoiI]

Wow, this Morning Brew thing is actually really cool, and remember, use Kevin's referral link!

[@marisascarduzio4674]

This video gave me so much life and a much needed laugh

[@beegod255]

Day 346 of telling Kevin to revisit the Bee Movie Game

[@Christopher64]

You can make it to a year I know it

[@jackhazardous4008]

These comments ruin Kevin's comment section. You are so unoriginal as to be annoying

[@ghostly3716]

You’ve probably asked like twice

[@acabosasha]

I believe you've missed a count

[@batenaki53]

@@ghostly3716 actually he really asked about 346 times, he has 600+ comments on the channel and if you see the last videos, he commented there as well. Dude is really committed😆😄

[@Sylphinator]

omg I havent laughed so hard in forever. I thought "I" had butterfly syndrome bad... lolol You take the cake. "Oh pretty shiny things!" - runs off in another direction - this was so good.

[@comebackguy8892]

I've was trying to learn how to sing as good as the dear leader, but I gave up and watched this video instead...

[@salemfae]

I would def watch another episode of this! Its cute and has a decent amount to do it looks like

[@Hunter-tj4vw]

To the 4 dislikes: Who do you think you are? How dare you

[@PieletPi]

People dislike videos if they dont want to see videos like it again

[@Hunter-tj4vw]

So they must be delusional then to not want to see Kevin

[@Bia-kd8wu]

okay i love this video the chaotic energy is amazing and the head egg is sending me

[@FrenchFries2]

The simulator is harder than real life for kevin

[@IamaPERSON]

Yes, yes it is

[@greenqueen42092]

Lol that you mentioned the lumber prices, they are so bad here in Canada and we have a literal abundance of wood in this country. In fact, they have gone up by 3x. This time last year, a 200sqf deck cost 900$, today that same deck costs 3,600$ to build.

[@ButterFromDiscord]

Yes KZbin, this is The Simpson’s: Hit and Run

[@Sarah-bn9pm]

i love learning new fun things about kevin, like how he’s into lumber prices