This Harry Potter game is an abomination

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Harry Potter and the Invasion of Normandy

[@jackbudi]

Harry Potter and The Chamber of Jim Aka the basement

[@Longshanks1690]

Harry Potter and the Liberation of Poland.

[@owobi_2991]

Harry potter and the suffocation in the German Auschluss.

[@jimpickensthe3rd990]

Wait you aren't Jim I'm Jim

[@mr.patriotjol]

Harry Potter and the Atomic Gay Bomb

[@TwinkleTwinkleTruly]

Hermione: *slightly startled* “look out!” Ron: *full on terror* “RUN HERMIONE!!!!!!”

[@mnzov]

Wait yt says video posted 28 min ago but you posted 34 min ago . How

[@IamaPERSON]

@@mnzov try refreshing your notifications, maybe that's why it looks weird.

[@TwinkleTwinkleTruly]

error error have you seen my name? Clearly I’m magic.

[@jakobstyf6168]

God dammit ron you forgot to eat your beans

[@skellaberry]

i read that as ‘“RUN HEROIN”’

[@Jetfox967]

"Everything is on fire." Ron: this is fine

[@anthonyromanelli1392]

8:35 I love how half the Death Eaters in this game are wearing robes and masks and the other half are wearing sport jackets and skinny jeans

[@remyuk]

idk if this is true or not but i think those are supposed to be some of the slytherin students?? or maybe some of the death eaters are trying to be fashionable idk

[@MaylocBrittinorum]

"I know we are magic Nazis and all, but do you know just how comfy Muggle clothes are when compared to those robes?"

[@EmmyEntropy2000]

@@remyuk They're probably supposed to be snatchers.

[@sylvyboi]

Not all of them are Death Eaters. Those are the closest to Voldemort, the rest are just followers.

[@oliviahall4539]

kevin: it would make so much sense if Ron was secretly voldemort JK Rowling: *Logs into twitter*

[@RedWolfhound]

Well, tbf there is a headcanon that Ron is actually Dumbledore so that's not so far off that 😂

[@DeathnoteBB]

SpOoKy Spooks Bold of you to assume she logs out

[@emblemblade9245]

RedW explain

[@RedWolfhound]

@@emblemblade9245 www.bustle.com/articles/127463-an-examination-of-the-dumbledore-is-a-time-traveling-ron-weasley-theory

[@nanman1562]

But wait, Dumbledore is gay.

[@Suthek]

"Just find another way down!" If only Harry had the ability to teleport short distances...

[@Thenoobestgirl]

😂

[@Suthek]

@Sam Tree 4:50

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

@Sam Tree lets talk about the core logic of harry potter... magic doesn't make any sense and the rules are written in chalk while being wishy washy anyways. and the problem is his short range teleport spell?

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

@Sam Tree in 16 minutes someone out there liked your comment, i wonder who it was. maybe someone who censors words like dick on youtube... and i guess any conversation about the logic of a fictional universe is just "jokes" i was just saying that this teleport thing is one of the smaller brainfucks in harry potter canon

[@to-nem-ai]

@@chrisakaschulbus4903 "i was just saying that this teleport thing is one of the smaller brainfucks in harry potter canon" What do you mean? Asking for real.

[@sirjablightning506]

"Everything is on fire" Kevin: this is my kinda game

[@aliveslice]

"This is fine"

[@IamaPERSON]

@Juan Cortez Muro *sigh*

[@torakunoichi]

*stressed Australian noises*

[@horatiothunderstone5133]

@@torakunoichi Nah fam that ain't it

[@Chyllstorm]

"The Dark Lord wants him alive!" *Harry is killed* "I did an oopsie!"

[@jestice7596]

The boy that lived until my big ol' whoopsie-daisy

[@Jetfox967]

Voldemort : how could you mess up this one simple task?

[@LumyTheQueen]

......Well, feck.

[@dr.bright6272]

Okay, you're going to have to explain how you fucked up. We! There's two of us it was both our fault!

[@ElKnoppers]

​@@Jetfox967 not too be that guy he have alreadly failed 4 times already

[@skizzlechizzle]

I love how Kevin makes the most dull games fun to watch

[@bigshitty4956]

exboi yea there's a strange allure to shitty games I remember renting shit ps2 games as a kid a being stuck with it for 5 days

[@rafaelalodio5116]

I know right, his comments are priceless.

[@Zoe-bx9bp]

It's actually a pretty good game, although it doesn't look it.

[@bobasbountytv1572]

@@Zoe-bx9bp I don't believe you

[@Zoe-bx9bp]

@@bobasbountytv1572 brownie guide promise

[@marshidden4352]

“Hey mom, can we get Harry Potter?” “We have Harry Potter at home.” *Harry Potter at home:*

[@benjaminbalogh5524]

This one is literally my only Harry Potter game

[@bakuraichi3119]

You should play the first 3 games! (Sorcerer’s stone, chamber of secret, prizoner of azkaban) those are really good!

[@brokentoaster4231]

*HAHAHA HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL*

[@andrewamp1]

"hey Mom can we get Gears of War?" "We got Gears of War at home" Gears of War at home:

[@Santeneal]

@@bakuraichi3119 I hear Order of the Phoenix is also really good unlike the book

[@Schrulle2011]

The moment when Kevin said: "That's not Draco. He looks like a dis..." I thought he would say "Discount version of Draco."

[@jamescanjuggle]

Its just Draco you'd find in Dealz(or your countries equivalent)

[@based_mouse]

its logan paul as draco

[@chuuna3962]

“I cant remember how to swap spells” so thats why harry only ever used expeliarmus...

[@jeremygarcia25]

Expeli ram ass is his favorite spell

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

@@jeremygarcia25 "Expeli ram ass is his favorite spell" i didn't know they had magic in churches

[@dr.bright6272]

He never learned anything else. Have you seen the games? He only learns one spell

[@Mr-Green0]

Really? How did Harry managed to live throughout the books/movies by just one spell?

[@the_last_ballad]

​​​@@Mr-Green0 Technically he used a few other ones in fights(stunning, anti-dementor spirit animal, 50 magical stab wounds, cat-got-your-tounge, infinite toenail glitch, 30 years of the worse pain than you can imagine compressed into 30 seconds, the power of laughter, complete mind rape) but against Voldemort he either used his hands only(to burn off his face or stab a part of his soul with a tooth from his pet snake) or expelliarmous. Which, can we talk about how our good guys use _the unforgivable curses_ which REQUIRE either the desire to: completely dominate a person, cause them excruciating pain, or cause their utter destruction... and there is no discussion or internal grappling with these components of the spells(I mean he has a nervous breakdown over the 50 magical stab wounds spell, and how he would never cast such dark magic intentionally, then casts the worst dark magic known to wizards repeatedly the next book with no remorse or acknowledgment that he is crossing a line)? Harry couldn't muster the conviction to send the murderer of his godfather into their own personal hell, but a man who spit at a teacher he respects? No problem presiding over that torture room session. And McGonagall calls him gallant rather than chewing him out for using a spell that would land him in Azkaban for life in front of her just because she was insulted. He could, after all, used any manner of diffrent yet legal body horror spells, or simply yeeted the guy into a wall to express his displeasure. And then she also casts an unforgivable curse to force the guy to get up, hand over his and his sisters wands, and lie down next to the sister... things that all could have been done with legal magic too(stun him, the streacher/marionette spell from book 3, accio the wands, then the fishnet thing she does. Or the spell that lands you in ultra-mega-depression prison for life, same diff I guess). There are no good and evil actions in HP, only good and evil teams...

[@beanieguitarguy4070]

“Looks like a distant cousin of incest.” Kevin knows what he’s talking about. He’s 100% Irish after all.

[@inqntrol2047]

"Sweet Home Alabama" intensifies

[@JustAskMeTV101]

@@inqntrol2047 Sweet Home Cork

[@rp21green86]

Too be fair all pure bloods practice incest

[@Dlúith]

Sweet home Meath

[@Syndixal]

@@JustAskMeTV101 😂😂😂

[@rjai5003]

The description for this game should have been, “Harry gets swarmed by death eaters while his friends do nothing to help”

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Excuse me, does T-posing look like nothing to you??? It takes a lot of muscle to keep your arms at this angle for so long!!!

[@OrionVaritasIrene]

@@Thenoobestgirl 🤣 And staring too! Ya know how hard it is to NOT blink?

[@KhapriSun]

11:02 LITERALLY had me in tears, its the way he just pointed and screamed KILL. Then what kevin says just made me die of laughter lmao

[@jjjj_616]

"I can't remember how to swap spells" Harry, every time he faces Voldemort

[@charliekeyte5612]

I love how Kevin genuinely plays for fun, makes it feel like he really cares

[@bionicdragon5]

3:11 Kevin: "Oh, now I'm in a staring contest, but I'm outnumbered!" Flashback: "WE'RE OUTNUMBERED!"

[@ohana.fernandes]

EXACTLY!!!!!!

[@spiwolf6998]

I'm so sad we didn't get a flashback flashback!

[@finno5827]

"Maybe a distant cousin of incest" Wait, I thought this was Harry Potter, not game of thrones?

[@dakotajensen181]

Same difference

[@alexandrastenzel4515]

😂😂

[@Xehanort10]

Well there are hints of incest in the pureblood magical families. In Half Blood Prince Dumbledore says that the Gaunts, Voldemort's relatives on his mother's side married their own cousins to keep the family line "pure." When really it just drove them all insane and since their inheritance had been wasted generations before they were born they lived in poverty.

[@iainmoore9890]

Xehanort10 I mean, “hints” is a little light. It’s deffo just straight up incest lol

[@leaderofthenewbencrusades746]

@David L actually he and his family are also pure-bloods.

[@Asmion]

I played this game once when I was sick and finished it in like 3 hours, and it just felt like a really bad fever dream. Glad to know though that it wasn't just me being sick

[@rustythefoxcoon5143]

I love how a staircase breaks - FIND ANOTHER WAY DOWN. Harry at 11 - jumps insanely dangerous dungeons to get the opportunity to learn a spell.

[@crossbones116]

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Hagrid's Love Shack.

[@rpgshadowmorn2683]

crossbones116 I still go back to that series from time to time seeing him, tails, pedo hagrid, gay birds spell, ect. I also remember his besting Voldemort to death with muggle weapons XD

[@autumnalburn]

And don't forget your jukebox money!

[@finnclapton9372]

I would watch that

[@turtlegreek3348]

Kevin: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO OPEN A DOOR Hermoine: Aloooooooooooooooooooooooo haaaaaaaaaaaa mooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaa

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Extend that by a thousand

[@birb106]

Like she did it instantly when she was a first year, you'd think she could still do it.

[@TerryFedora]

"Do wands just know who the bad guys are" cracked me up.

[@richardrenejohansen3191]

They should definitely make wand-detector tests. Like make an evil wand and if it chooses you, then of you go straight to Azkaban XD

[@thriftyfreebies]

OnThe Death Row I’m not sure Azkaban did a very good job of reforming naughty wizards, though... whereas, real life seemed to turn the lives of certain wayward wizards around.

[@the_last_ballad]

​@@thriftyfreebies HP is a neoliberal distopian hellscape, prison isn't for _reforming_ silly! It's for punishing the bad people. So what if they continue to break the law once they get out? It's not the system being broken from stripping them of all opportunities to contribute to society meaningfully, and replacing that with punishment, it's the individuals fault for choosing to commit a crime and they deserve everything that is coming to them! Fucking neoliberalism...

[@cykasoviet831]

Is there anything more iconic than this irishman and his abusive relationship with obscure harry potter games from over ten years ago

[@emysry5896]

"I can't remember how to swap spells" -the real reason Harry always used expelliarmus

[@jeremygarcia25]

Ex smelly ham ass

[@isabellagaines6868]

"Now I'm in a staring contest but I'm outnumbered"

[@penthousemack4575]

That Ron close up at 11:35 while Hermione was talking got me rolling homie.

[@MP-gj9po]

That was a sexual look my friend ;)

[@ddiamond1572]

Oh my favorite Harry Petter character: Blaze.

[@AviKats66]

D Diamond there actually is a Harry Potter character named Blaise.

[@ddiamond1572]

@@AviKats66 Oh... Well, mama didn't raise no quitter. Blaze is my favorite Harry Petter character.

[@magic8girl]

I had a character in a Harry potter rp who had a massive crush on Blaise. She got accused of being a stalker and currently they have a 'date' planned.

[@kin1562]

Kevin where’s that Drarry fanfic at tho

[@KitsuNerezza]

Day 144 of asking Kevin to play Ace Attorney some day and have all hell break loose in the courtroom

[@1q847]

Remember when ron had the "we're outnumbered" flashback? Its a flashforward to this

[@Thenoobestgirl]

😂

[@sherbie1]

"everything is on fire and everyone pretends is okay" Sums up my life

[@KyleKatarn145]

Lost my shit when Kevin said the only reason Ron protested was because he thought he'd have to go as well. I love his version of Ron in these videos

[@lunaxvalley]

"I feel like an unwanted friend" Felt that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Who never

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

Me too.

[@Cassssssss]

“everything is on fire, and they’re pretending everything is okay” lol just like the Australian government rn

[@herdustisverypretty]

I felt that ._.

[@fatalangel8534]

herdustisverypretty So did they

[@herdustisverypretty]

@@fatalangel8534 The Aussie gov or Australia in general? Cause I am there so I'm feeling it fairly literally 😂

[@moodielolly278]

legit tho

[@finno5827]

Twitter: WW3 is trending Kevin: uploads Me: Oh yeah, it's all coming together

[@twobluestars]

Kevin is our secret weapon

[@caelmorgan6817]

I am the 69th like...AW YEAH

[@danieljunikea9046]

Give us the drarry fanfiction or I'll tell Ron you took his beans!

[@CrowMaiden]

hermione's 6:54 crab walk for domination is the funniest thing i've seen in a video game. whoever programmed that deserved a raise.

[@BlazeDoesSomething]

Kevin: “What kind of name is Blaise? Lol” Me: With the name of Blaize. (Edit: Corrected the name from Blaze to Blaise.)

[@alecd.3377]

Blaize loooooool

[@paukkuvolter5615]

Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm sorry

[@skull-chan7703]

The “i” makes all the difference.

[@ryderfreeman5688]

In the story it’s spelled with an “I”

[@VampireNewl]

How's the nascar career doing for you?

[@hannah_psychs]

11:56 is recompense for the movie spotlighting the harry/hermione relationship and not letting ron even speak

[@irynapoliachenko3327]

Kevin: Hey, my name is *Kevin* Game: *starts screaming*

[@globalkiller1738]

Opens to hogwarts on fire "ahh I see kevin has already been playing bit"

[@TXFDA]

12:38 has some "I'm fucking done with this Larp session" vibes. "We're hitting you!" "I'm not even playing anymore, feck off."

[@bradkierstein2490]

Who’s the genius that said “we need a Harry Potter cover shooter”

[@Anshul2395]

"Maybe Ron was Voldemort all along" That's actually a good possibility

[@Xehanort10]

Rondemort. Or Ron Marvolo Weasley The Bean Baron.

[@beegbeegyeet1330]

No ron is probally just a bean

[@purposespecific670]

Harry Potter: Deathly Hallows but I'm Dead and Hollow Inside

[@scarletbard6511]

Fun fact. Crabbe and Goyle were the original duo that followed Malfoy around. However, when Goyle involved himself in the 2011 London Riots, J.K. Rowling gave his role to another actor, and he was replaced with Blaise.

[@BloxEzio3]

"So is this a wizard game or a shooter?" "yes"

[@DaNiLY]

Day thirty-three of telling Kevin he’s the greatest KZbinr ever.

[@Alex-ze5fe]

Stfu

[@IamaPERSON]

@@AxxLAfriku you don't even make videos anymore, and two thirds of your fanbase doesn't want you

[@Tina-qo7vq]

Lol, your HP videos are the best, please more 😍 also, please more garry's mod! 🙏💚

[@Its_Me_Romano]

@@AxxLAfriku the only thing you better at is being a dissapointment to your parents

[@shanecarey9554]

I think you mean "day tirty-tree"

[@blackrose8412]

I really don't know anything about harry potter but man, Kevin playing harry Potter games specifically is my absolute favorite content.

[@jordankahl8327]

“This is in the fanfiction I’m writing.” Kevin! You can write? Also we really need to read that...

[@namename9769]

“I have no friends!” Says the man with 2.2 million “friends”

[@raminybhatti5740]

Imagine if this had Max Payne 3-esque slow motion leaping and shooting / spell-casting mechanics, lol. Harry soaring through the air, shooting spells and stuff at Draco.

[@neoneu5702]

Harry: runs away Kevin: gets run over

[@dylanlewis3038]

I had this thought on the last HP video: The Death Eaters have no qualms against using the Killing Curse, a curse that can’t be defended against. Yet the good guys only use spells that can be blocked. What do they do with the people they defeat, put them in a closet until the battle’s over? They’re putting themselves at a tremendous disadvantage in a time of war. It’s like if the Axis used actual guns, while the Allies used bean bag guns. Yeah they hurt, but a bullet’s more effective.

[@fuegoneeko2217]

The reason there spells are red I believe is because there using crucio which is often used by dark wizards.. even though Harry uses it on beletrix once in the order in the Phoenix.. it can cause slight pain or severe pain depending on the casters emotion and how much pain they want to inflict. It’s one of the unforgivable curses. Also Harry does use imperium on the goblin at the desk at the bank in deathly hallows part 2 in the beginning

[@thatgentalmen]

12:52 "wow what? Guys don't be like my friend here, not doing anything is apart of the problem"

[@andrewdubya1380]

"No, no no, My checkpoint`s right there in the circle of pain!"

[@ohana.fernandes]

3:13 "Wait I'm in a staring contest. But I'm outnumbered" that gave me immediate Ron 'Nam flashblack

[@cerburrows9380]

"are we the baddies?" *That Mitchell and Webb look intensifies*

[@gryphonbotha1880]

I liked the Apparate spell! It was incredibly useful for going from cover to cover without exposing oneself! Considering it also stunned enemies you landed near, it was a lifesaver whether one was advancing or retreating! I really wish these mechanics were in something, *anything* that wasn't a Harry Potter game though.

[@korialogo]

Romione but they’ve had enough of the third wheel

[@chrishill601]

0:34 "A distant cousin of incest" is an oxymoron, surely. Wouldn't all your cousins be close ones?

[@uzmike2222]

Kevin: Hey there friends, my name is Kevin Also Kevin: *Everything already on fire*

[@shuatheskeptic]

I missed the part in the books where they learn the machine gun spell.

[@kimberlyolson99]

“looks like distant cousin of incest” well.. they are pure bloods so invest does run in the family

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Yes, investing in the stock market is how the Malfoys acquired their wealth.

[@toffee3926]

"I can't remember how to swap spells" It's like the real story!

[@josephchambers2000]

I'm in a staring contest, but I'm outnumbered Sounds like a video title to me.

[@CatSixty6]

I love the end part where Harry decides to go to the Dark Lord by himself and the bad guys try to stop him from advancing, that doesn't make any sense at all, the game should reward you for running into them so that the game can progress faster. I mean it's not like in the end Harry will face Voldemort without his wand in the woods or something like that... Let them guys capture you so the story can progress... It's called good game design and it wouldn't change the story at all.

[@zoedutoit1586]

If Kevin ever write a drarry fanfiction I think I would read it unironically x)

[@watevr4evr]

1:41 "sometimes I let matches burn to my fingertips, just to feel something, anything."

[@edensgate3770]

i almost choke when i got notif.

[@jackbudi]

That’s a very serious medical condition Almost as serious as amnosia

[@Anshul2395]

I was eating dorito when phone ring with notif.

[@Immagonko]

Ik right? I miss his HP videos

[@Venator2015]

Ron is Voldemort all along scenario: “Why did you think I needed to sleep so much, eh, Potter…?!”

[@tjleaselovesgeese]

These videos have been such a source of enjoyment ever since I ran into your channels a few weeks ago. Finding your channel was definitely the best Christmas present one could ask for 😂 you legit make me laugh more than any comedian I have seen lol I legit wish I had a friend like you 😂

[@aliveslice]

The way they act chill despite the circumstances combined with the burning castle on the menu screen reminds me of *this is fine*

[@graceholbert2126]

Even if the game is terrible this video still features the most ambitious fantasy of them all: Kevin's social life

[@Kiisahime]

These Harry Potter lets plays give me the will to live. If Kevin could survive actually struggling his way through this wreck of a game then I can survive too XD but honestly, your harry potter videos are my happy place and I watch them on endless loops sometimes just to keep me company while I live life. Kuddos for these, they bring me joy!

[@kex5342]

I always love seeing Kevin upload. But especially when it’s a Harry Potter game because i know he’ll suffer

[@es89276]

Thank you for playing these games, I used to play these games with my Nana when she was alive. She was pretty cool and always helped me on the bits I couldn’t get past. These videos really make me laugh and feel all nostalgic. Thank you!

[@BuckBeakGaming]

Hogwarts being on fire is any ordinary day for Kevin

[@Xehanort10]

Danger at Hogwarts is just Tuesday for both the students and teachers.

[@maehem7211]

Even when a game is dull and repetitive, kevin makes it funny and entertaining to watch

[@alexcampbell8028]

“me and harry relate in so many different ways. our friends hate us, we both have facial scars,,,,,,,....... n dats about it”

[@amsie02]

Thank you Kevin for working so hard on making videos for us. These videos are sometimes the only thing that makes me smile, so thank you :) We really really appreciate it

[@nikkiesona]

Day 256 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@jackbudi]

Yes

[@IamaPERSON]

Random Fact: 256 is when the kill screen for the original Pac-Man appears. One half of the screen is fine, while the other half is full of data.

[@lastfullast8819]

It would’ve been much more interesting, if only Harry used more spells. Burn Death Eaters with Insendio, chop off their limbs with Diffindo and Sectumsempra, blast them with Reducto, torture them with Cruciatus, use Imperio to force them attack each other...

[@namename9769]

What he meant to say at 0:43 “It’s all fun and games when you remember that everyone’s actively dying”

[@katz5156]

Please finish this game! Your Harry Potter series is one of my favorite series on your channel. You are so entertaining!

[@dallasbutitsthedanceofital2923]

I didn't expect you to know what my mother called me when I was born. You're really smart, Kev

[@thtwins4ever]

Kevin, the whole reason im following you is because many moons ago i stumbled upon your harry potter videos, keep doing them, go on :)

[@eemmzzz]

"I'm in a staring contest but I'm outnumbered " should have been the title of this video.

[@autumnnwoods]

I remember when the trailers came out for this game and I was really excited. Glad that I never got it. But it’s fun watching Kevin try to play this game.

[@anthonyromanelli1392]

When ever I see Draco all I can heard in my head is Seven Tails. “Oh, Jim, you continue to escalate our feud!”

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

Every time I see an upload for this game, I forget that it's essentially a Gears of War clone with wizards. I keep expecting Ron to charge in and cut a Death Eater in half with a chainsaw mounted on the underside of his wand. But let's be honest, it's Ron we're talking about here, he'd probably trip and fall on the fecking thing.

[@lostclan6351]

8:38 when Kevin calls Hermione Harry I died laughing 🤣

[@jestice7596]

Kevin makes me giggle like an idiot in literally every one of his videos. I appreciate this gift

[@Brainzzz123]

7:35 at first i thought it said "Defeat Hermione..."

[@Hinagiku83]

I missed so much this episodes! Thank you so much for playing again this horrible and fascinating game!

[@agoodname6997]

How to sum up the movies: “Hogwarts is on fire”

[@hayleyhellbound9513]

I absolutely love all of the Harry Potter videos you do! I will always enjoy more!