Sims 4 but I imprison people to knit for my store

[@gtankcorsi8018]

Started this series for a man’s forearms and stayed for the casual murder and kidnapping

[@jezusmylord]

thats how life goes i think

[@ChristalynChaos]

I feel you. I've been here since episode one and I keep coming back.

[@dailyraptor7700]

Don’t forget the torture!

[@TheRealSteveHarvey]

Daily Raptor and turg

[@sonofagun4125]

Urp needs to make a comeback.

[@schlock_konn]

The cottage is adorable, just like Kevin.

[@MrGuy125]

Really i dont see it

[@JM45001]

@@MrGuy125 😂😂😂

[@_.j4cket._]

s i m p

[@gnagungler]

And also very innocent, unlike Kevin

[@d.lastbreath2272]

Awww

[@jennieambrose]

The cottage is very lovely and I hope you two are very happy together.

[@johnjacobjinglhymershmitt]

How did you get that weird green s in your name

[@ok.17092]

@@johnjacobjinglhymershmitt money

[@feralhiker6816]

@@johnjacobjinglhymershmitt i think she used the join thing

[@jennieambrose]

Channel membership perk- it’s on the desktop channel page. I believe it’s 4.99 a month.

[@nikki5854]

Is butfll

[@DartzinhoV]

I love how Kevin, without a second thought, spent two hours of his life building an extremely pretty cottage just to harbour his new scheme

[@auntiem0thman]

Need me a freak like this honestly 🤣

[@ilovepinklemonade1620]

Dedication

[@TerraVulture]

Sounds a lot like what I would do lol.. this is why I spend most of my free time building on the sims just so I can play. It’s honestly tiring but I can’t help it, I just have to make a perfect build SMHHH.

[@dudezombie1498]

he did it on stream, so he made money while doin it

[@mastodonseven]

He literally makes a living out of these videos and likely puts a good amount of thought into them. But at least the morons will give you the likes you want so bad. "Look look mum, I got 2k likes"

[@rubberbandedtoasters4148]

I wasn't expecting the cottage to actually look amazing

[@TalesofTuram]

Same

[@Jill4ChrisRedfeild]

I am impressed by Kevins build! I'd like to see him do a speedbuild of something..dasterdly.

[@scruffbagg]

I thought it would look like something rt would make

[@rainbowcritter3904]

I'd like this but it's at 420 likes, so here is my spiritual like

[@itznptime]

Thats what I campers dream is I guess😁

[@laurenblake659]

Everyone else: knitting! That's adorable! Kevin: sweatshop

[@voxvolhynia5400]

Adorable* sweatshop :p

[@CharlesHeardFCO]

Adorable SWEATer shop

[@jl9634]

Kevin: "It's all tying together!" Me: knitting, kevin... knitting together

[@emmalol5202]

The cottage looks genuinely adorable. I almost thought it was actually originally in the game. Good job kevo

[@kinseylise8595]

Nah it's too nice for default EA, I agree that he did a great job though!

[@MalevolentMakaw]

I know! Really impressed with his skills!

[@liham5005]

I love the pain in Kevin’s voice when he said “I also got the laundry day pack so, exciting things happening in my life.”

[@MB-kb3bl]

We need merchandise that says "Lock door for everyone but Jim"

[@kaydwessie296]

I'd put a sticker of this on my laptop for sure

[@atlix2]

Petition SIGNED

[@dexhoney9036]

Kay Dwessie a laptop sticker that says “lock laptop for everyone but Jim” 👀

[@fifiwubzu]

Woah facts

[@MerkhVision]

That would sell like hotcakes I’m sure!

[@thisisspeledwrong193]

EA: adds knitting to the Sims Kevin: I'm gonna make a sweatshop

[@yogurt4372]

*sweatershop

[@thisisspeledwrong193]

@@yogurt4372 nice

[@PhantomCitadel]

It’s my head canon that when Jim “Talks with his friends” he is actually talking with all The people he killed.

[@2008-wii-remote]

That’s actually really neat!

[@manologamerss5801]

@@2008-wii-remote Or would be if he didn't legit talk to the people he killed ocasionally, he is actually talking to the log and the counter this time.

[@TheHiddenSystem]

Or to Kevin

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

​@@manologamerss5801he's talking to his mum,who his dad killed

[@nardaviiel]

Actually though Kevin is a genuinely decent Sims builder when he's trying to be. He's also a very chaotic builder when that's what he's aiming for, but I guess that's just another measure of skill.

[@syahrezadifachri5121]

I think he's a high achiever. Causing chaos as much as possible is his achievement, but it's an achievement nonetheless.

[@Brodobaby]

"No, I'm not into magic anymore, I'm into knitting!" Sounds like my sims everytime a new pack comes out

[@Emily.Russell]

Same 😂

[@emily408]

By getting all the packs you turn your sims into those people that can't stick with a hobby. Like one week they're going back to college, the next week they want to go green, then they want to try knitting...

[@punkrocksocks6390]

@@emily408 sims is getting more and more lifelike!

[@gaspardp7314]

@@emily408 EA out there giving the sims ADHD

[@ayekantspeylgud]

Oh man yeah. That’s one of the things I hate about new packs.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

“100% wool underwear, I can’t think of anything more uncomfortable” Being kidnapped and being forced to knit sounds like it's more uncomfortable...

[@leahhammar4795]

You again

[@thanosattorneyatlaw4062]

How? You get to work for the Dear Leader Jim!

[@pissganger6612]

Thanos Attorney At Law Precicley! Its a blessing to be kidnapped by dear leader, otherwise our lives would be unpredictable and strange. Dear leader provides us with a schedule and his very presence

[@thanosattorneyatlaw4062]

@@pissganger6612 Yes, I even let him use my stone collection whenever they want. I have absolute trust in the Dear Leader.

[@Refi_studio]

Isn't that called knittnapping someone?

[@dylaxiusmccoy]

i like the cottage. The cutesy vibe of the dungeon makes the sweatshop creepier. Can't wait for it all to become a graveyard.

[@roseofindigo7911]

The Sims: Okay we've released a nice, normal, peaceful pack about the joys of knitting. How could this possibly go wrong? Kevin: :)

[@cmotdibbler4454]

Kevin busts in: Now this look like a job for me, so everybody just follow me.

[@ruby-bx1nu]

The face at the end would be more fitting like this >:)

[@jensencooper756]

Kevin:*Evil Laughter*

[@MistahJay7]

There's rarely ever anything "Normal" when the game has the dreadful EA logo stamped on it.

[@mastodonseven]

By doing the same thing he always does, shocking.

[@mattcarey6481]

"Child labor is illegal." Kevin: "It's not illegal if they live in my basement."

[@superspicy8740]

Scott Stamp personally I would say ‘chores’

[@phoenix-xj2hl]

I call child labour ahem "difficult chores"

[@jgb2958]

“The kid’s reading Turg a bedtime story” I think Turg is an adult on the outside but a very small child on the inside

[@chaoticbaby9544]

turg is a little confirmed

[@bwubi5936]

@@chaoticbaby9544 he takes the front when playing mario kart

[@Implidoodaa]

turg child confirmed inside turg adult robot - like scrappy-doo in the scooby-doo movie when he just comes flopping out at the end when he turns out to be a shite villain

[@bunnothebunny3286]

So Turgs just 3 kids in a trench coat

[@Implidoodaa]

@@bunnothebunny3286 ahahah omg yes xD it's canon

[@firefoxx1911]

Cottage is cute, would love to see the reviews for it. '4/5 stars, occasionally heard scratching noises. But otherwise lovely location, bring your grandkids.'

[@dellalockett6134]

bro your comment is burned onto my screen, i turned it off and it’s still there . i can send a ss what glue did you put onto my screen

[@leabussing1024]

Kevin is literally the only one who manages to make a boring pack like this exciting

[@nawtysp00ky]

Wym it's totally fine either way oof

[@leabussing1024]

@@nawtysp00ky Dude, a literal Grim Reaper career was an option in this community survey, yet people chose knitting instead.

[@cydneyhunter5259]

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way fr tho sim 4 is going downhill.. i’m so bored when i play the game😌💓🌈

[@kin1562]

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way omg your name 😳💕✨

[@leabussing1024]

@@cydneyhunter5259 I literally just play sims 3 right now. I still watch Kevin's sims 4 videos as soon as they come out, but I really can't stand playing the game myself.

[@KatieEquestrian1]

EA: let’s give people knitting what can go wrong. Kevin: let’s make a sweat....er shop literally

[@Nico42048]

What's the next dlc gonna be ? Tianamen Square ?

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

Why do I feel a deja vu coming on? Almost like. They're gonna remove a child's ability to knit at a store location or something *Flashback* To: when they patched out pool parties in winter To: some other strange thing Kevin did and they patched out. And Kevin commented about this on the video after the pool party in winter video

[@mortimer687]

Nico Karnbach What do you mean? Nothing happened in Tiananmen Square. *There was no mass murder in Tiananmen Square.*

[@KatieEquestrian1]

Fancy Schmancy oh my god yeeeeees gonna edit it now as that’s amazing

[@stillinhere]

I'm very surprised Kevin has never had a sim do the style influencer career. That is the only way to see your dastardly creations randomly show up in the sims world, and it can be more hilarious than random townie fashion, when done right.

[@nejdalej]

Maybe in the next episode lol

[@adamk203]

I think he had one of the santas do a short gig as a style influencer a while back.

[@Soapie001]

@@adamk203 out of context that sentence is absolutely buckwild.

[@notafiction3840]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how good Kevin actually became at building stuff?

[@fractuspumilio]

"The microphone is a great way to practice comedy skill and amuse guests." Bore Ragnarok

[@kallz9168]

Bea Carlos but really

[@voxvolhynia5400]

Practice comedy? More like Rore Bagnarok.

[@leemiller29]

I watch this series religiously but every time there's a new child in the Pickens household, I always have to ask, "Wait, where did he get THIS one?"

[@Chlooo.e]

The child store

[@maddier1388]

Dear Leader had this baby by Partrogenesis which is out of his head. And it was not a love child

[@leemiller29]

@@Chlooo.e this is the only response that makes sense to me

[@Chillwave6]

Well at least this kid is from Evergreen Harbor originally but yeah I don't know where did he get him

[@euphybee960]

gonna need a sweatshirt that says "lock door for everyone but jim" ps. that's a super cute cottage 🥺

[@carolinemanuel5996]

omg that's genius

[@thefrozenbanana5545]

Is your name a FFXV reference?

[@euphybee960]

@@thefrozenbanana5545 it wasnt on purpose but i 100% think that was what was in the back of my mind when i made it haha sooo yes

[@thefrozenbanana5545]

@@euphybee960 nice

[@MelonHere20]

I agree to both

[@virginiabutters1229]

The cottage is beautiful! It looks like the kind of place with an enticing aroma of fresh-baked cookies, and not slave labor

[@bannerthesuperdog]

That is the most innocent looking cottage I’ve ever seen, I don’t know how you could ever imagine nefarious plans happening there.

[@griffinsonjupiter]

this is so weird but hi koyote, I'm friends with you on Facebook. I knew you watched Kevin but didn't ever expect to see a comment from you!

[@bannerthesuperdog]

griffy he’s the only creator I drop everything to watch💙

[@JordiPNG]

Kevin: "whats wrong with your face" Also Kevin: looks at turg and doesnt react

[@viktorijabuchovec775]

Turg is the handsomest male ever, he literally impregnanted +5 women 😭

[@JordiPNG]

@@viktorijabuchovec775 true

[@St_rs1123]

Turg is not only his creation, but he’s H O T

[@MochiiBunniie]

Viktorija Buchovec i

[@MochiiBunniie]

Viktorija Buchovec I’m so sorry 😭 my nephew got to my phone and started pressing random stuff. He’s still a baby

[@nynkekrans2925]

Seriously, Kevin is so creative with still having original content in his Sims series. Amazing

[@kewoshk]

Yeah I haven’t been playing for months because I got bored but Kevin can always find something to do

[@BloodyBraces]

"Words like *VOGUE, CHIC* and *NICE* "

[@BamBabyBrenda]

I'll buy it!

[@RileyS.G]

j@@BamBabyBrenda

[@aimeewilson4505]

I need a call me Kevin expansion pack where it’s just torture devices and posters of the dear leaders.

[@CatMuto]

Check out modthesims, there is someone who made the Dear Leader Poster a CC item. =)

[@HorrorDiva01]

Maybe they should partner up for April fools or something and make it happen lol.

[@beckawilk]

Regular simmers: why do my townies dress in stupid outfits? Kevin: I want the whole neighbourhood to dress in socks, underwear and a kid's beanie.

[@taylor8343]

THE SIMS LOADING JUSt SAYING “ok” MADE ME LOSE IT

[@ezra6898]

kevin's cottage actually looks really good?? like i'm being completely genuine, i was surprised to see it

[@floop1436]

honestly that cottage is rlly cute, especially the downstairs

[@startedllama8238]

Downstairs?

[@floop1436]

Startedllama823 I meant basement, sorry

[@Roboshi2007]

this is like Jim Pickens entropy; Everything leads eventually to a labour camp.

[@voxvolhynia5400]

Everything.

[@ShojoSen]

I found Kevin's wiki the other day, and I was honestly in tears of laughter at the simple fact grognak the destroyer has a whole wiki thread, explaining every little detail. Honestly one of the best you tubers around.

[@voiceofdreams762]

I miss Grognak in GTA

[@ShojoSen]

#BringBackGrognak

[@j-botpokeuser533]

The entire wiki is a fever dream

[@anniedangerface]

Shoujo Senpai - Grognak is the shit! that's why i co-opted part of their name for my own. gotta represent the Destroyers (Attorney at Law)

[@ShojoSen]

@@anniedangerface It should be just a big clan of attorneys at law

[@charliep123]

In all seriousness I would love to “work” at a shop where I get to knit all day. I get a roof over my head, a lifetime supply of yarn, and I get to do what I love all day. And I already don’t go outside so I have nothing to lose.

[@vanguardiris3232]

Right? Plus I would have people nearby to talk to, probably about knitting

[@RubyBlueUwU]

Gotta love late stage capitalism where indentured servitude sounds genuinely appealing.

[@thomasbraithwaite1381]

Jim: "I've started a knitting business!" The people he enslaved to paint for him: *Extreme Panic*

[@Raymal100]

Did they even survive long enough to panic? 😂

[@nekochan3231]

Kevin always says he's bad at making houses in the Sims. Big fat lie, his creations always look fantastic. No sarcasm, really, genuinely impressed. I'd imagine if Kevin wasn't a KZbinr, he'd be an interior designer/architect.

[@pokechatter]

An interior designer specialized in designing prisons and dungeons with a lovely facade...

[@laige8533]

cottagecore kevin has finally revealed himself

[@nekochan3231]

HOLY SHIT HOW DID THIS GET SO MANY LIKES

[@nekochan3231]

@@pokechatter yes just yes

[@NFT2]

or the groundskeeper at a school for magical children

[@darak6418]

I was in awe at how nice that cottage looks! Was almost expecting Kevin to admit he downloaded it from the gallery (as I always do when I play) but no!! Amazing job I am jealous

[@charliebyers6284]

I mean you can get it on the gallery, but it is from Kevin (iMovingTarget1811), unless he didn’t sort the upload yet

[@bunnygutz7884]

Honestly the nicest sweatshop I’ve ever seen. All jokes aside though Kevin is talented :)

[@whytho8856]

@@charliebyers6284 wait is that his gallery name 😂😂

[@zin.c]

The hidden bookcase leading to an empty room with a single ladder is the greatest architectural creation Kevin has made in the Sims

[@LyziNoPo]

My very first thought on the cottage was "I would do anything to live somewhere like that." It's times like this were I realize that if I were a sim, I would be way too easy of a target for the Dear Leader.

[@DreamyWorld19]

11:52 Kevin: “Oh my God what is wrong with her face” Me: *stares at Turg*

[@AlkasterCSGO]

Ok

[@Poon_wk]

The “OK” loading screen confused me so much when I play the sims. Did the title machine break? 😆

[@alwaysreese]

don’t say xD it hurts me

[@Poon_wk]

@@alwaysreese here, fixed it. Sorry, my emoji machine broke.

[@CatMuto]

Or somebody was talking about messages to put into the loading screens, a suggestion was made, a supervisor said "Ok", and the one typing the messages in thought the okay was the message.

[@frenchbreadstupidity7054]

@@CatMuto I think it's just a tester text that they forgot to remove. Like that one time the US government listed Wakanda as a country.

[@NyikoDoris]

@@frenchbreadstupidity7054 the US government did wHAT?

[@Julleo12]

I'm so tired of people saying "the community voted for it" because no, we didn't. We voted 'arts and crafts' and at least I myself was thinking that we'd get something bigger than just knitting. I didn't want JUST knitting, I wanted 'arts and crafts' with more hobbies. It was TS4 team that narrowed it down to just knitting

[@Happy-Pansexual-Imp]

Aurora legend says that you have to pay even MORE money to unlock the extra features

[@Vampoison-b4k]

I've never seen someone so salty about knitting

[@kinseylise8595]

@@Vampoison-b4k To be fair I love knitting (in real life) and even I agree that this wasn't what everyone was going for. I think if there had been a "bug fixes" or "more freedom" option then those would've won. Considering that mindset, people probably chose arts and crafts because they expected it to add the most unique content. I like sims knitting if for no other reason than that it doesn't come with another damn activity table, but it definitely isn't what a lot of people voting expected, so I can understand this person's frustration.

[@storybookoflegends]

its i stuff pack this is much for a stuff pack

[@kinseylise8595]

@@storybookoflegends It does add a lot for a stuff pack, absolutely! Like Laundry Day, it adds a whole new system which is engaging and realistic. I enjoy that about it. That being said, I think people are upset because they neither wanted nor voted for "knitting". I like it because I have both knit and sold on Etsy (the real life version of the online marketplace you can sell knit items on in the sims) so to me it feels realistic and fun. People who have never knit before however are probably upset because they voted for "Arts and Crafts" and instead got one specific pack that they didn't care about. Like if the community had voted for say "an interesting home life" and got "Laundry Day". It's a great pack, but if that wasn't what they voted for or wanted, the community would've been upset even though it contained a large amount of good content.

[@voxvolhynia5400]

My car's 13 years old and, thus being a teenager, has a transmission that's being obnoxiously rebellious and won't shift out of the 4th gear. At the moment I can't get to work without walking half of the way, because there are two stop signs at the top of two consecutive hills, and the speed limit is 25 mph which, given my car's current condition, is impossible to climb. I'm just excited that, now that I'm finally home, I can relax to a new Kevo video about imprisoning people. Thank you Kevin for making a pretty overall stressful day a lot better by being the classic Kevin we all know and love.

[@zoyas.8492]

i was skimming over this and at first thought your rebellious 13 yr old son crashed your car into a hill

[@freyalouise9862]

Zoya S. HAHAHA SAME

[@nonfique429]

Good luck with the teenager

[@Comrade_Alpaca]

@@zoyas.8492 I thought they were talking about their cat. Took me a second to understand how a cat had a "rebellious transmission".

[@bwubi5936]

@@Comrade_Alpaca just cat things

[@lizismis]

Everyone else: omg knitting so boring, nothing to do. Kevin: KNITTING PRISON!

[@Sylphaeria]

I like how Kevin joked before that he was getting really good at that one particular type of build with the scientist doors for imprisoning people... and then somehow now he's managed to use them in an actually really cute little knitting cottage. Turned out both adorable and menacing!

[@benrichards3761]

The cottage actually looks convincing to be owned by an innocent little old woman or something and then downstairs is like a mental asylum of human experimentation😂 Getting stranger things vibes

[@tiffaxo]

The “OK” on the loading screen cracked me up too when I saw it on my game lmaaao. It’s so simple yet so random and funny

[@imaspoon4522]

Right? "When this game loads I'll finally be able to play. What do you have to say about that?" "OK"

[@RustyArgonianSpade]

Kevin, that cottage right there, that's best damn cottage I've ever seen. It's so good that I just sold my house because it sucked compared to the cottage. I'm homeless now Kevin, but I need not material possessions, for I have everything I'll ever need up in my brain box, the memory of the cottage.

[@annafurmaniak8981]

Have you tried building it like the cottage?

[@xtremegamez3753]

The cottage is soothing, like Kevin's voice

[@blankexpression34]

With or without megaphone? Eh, doesn't matter his voice is soothing either way

[@LynnAgain83]

@@blankexpression34 true

[@felipelima7317]

12:02 shes evolving to her ultimate form !

[@zyassiri]

The cottage looks cute and tidy, with a beautiful garden, Kevin.

[@Alex-mp8dp]

Kevin, let this nice person's family go now. The cottage is wonderful. Please have mercy

[@HittMadd]

“Ask for a small loan of $1 Million” *I haven’t heard that name in years*

[@jacobjordan3717]

I love the cottage Kevin. It kinda looks like my grandmas house. She used to knit for me so it all tied together. Except for the prisoners....I think

[@NurseInTraining]

You think?🧐😅😂

[@PointsofData]

@@NurseInTraining no one can be entirely sure with grandmas

[@NurseInTraining]

@@PointsofData That’s true.

[@JesiPuff93]

Honestly this is my favorite KZbin series. Also, nice cottage

[@RatKing572]

The cottage actually looks really cool, if it weren't a front for a knitting sweatshop, but I think that just adds to it's charm!

[@CouncilofMoleMen]

Me: my volume is kinda low I should turn it up Kevin: *menacingly brings out megaphone*

[@anniedangerface]

I was in all the way away from tv in my kitchen while the video was playing and that part still made me wince

[@SirBlueberries]

What’s wrong with her face?!? “Hovers mouse cursor over Turg”

[@DinahAO]

when the sims makes a wholesome update but kevin just has to go and make a literal sweatshop

[@leonewashere]

“No I’m not into magic anymore, I’m into knitting” The Sims 4 in a nutshell

[@BagelBoi4000]

Damm that cottage is so nice looking, now show us the back of the roof kevin. Im sure everyone who saw the stream agrees that is the best looking part Kevin. Show us kevin.

[@amaliah725]

Yeah Kevin, show us the roof

[@rehenah]

That tree isn't hiding anything at all!

[@matvocaat]

What....

[@kylameyer3820]

The cottage is really amazing, such elegance, such beauty, a true gift to society. A perfect place for slavery. Edit :They should be honored for they are the chosen ones. Yes they are truly blessed to be chosen by the all mighty Jim pickens

[@surfeit5910]

"What's wrong with her face?" while skipping right past Turg's profile picture :D

[@scarletbard6511]

Are you implying there's something wrong with Turg's face?

[@Nsun07]

@@scarletbard6511 smh, some people just can’t appreciate Turgs unearthly beauty!

[@otterboysworkshop7024]

In the words of turg: oga boga turg look good

[@Abmalimo]

Kevin your cottage reminds me of my grandma's house. It's cozy, feels safe but also has a secret sealed unit underground that I can't escape. overall 10/10 love it I would live there tbh

[@cantsalvagethis]

Nothing suspicious here

[@QUCKCPRMN_tf]

The shop is beautifully decorated, and the front garden is so damn welcoming. Can't forget the slave labour cell in the bunker, no knitting store is complete without one. 11/10

[@BitterNor1]

can't devise a great scheme without a great build. Love the cottage Kevin🤩

[@Vociferous]

Capitalizing: **exists** Kevin: _ah yes, I will use that to my advantage_

[@mikalepoot6634]

He only uses 2 capitals in the title

[@hanlea55]

11:51 Kevin really said "Oh my god what is wrong with her face" when Turg is RIGHT THERE

[@ruthnaomi3565]

As someone who enjoys knitting and loves cottages, I just wanted to say it's a lovely cottage Kevin. :)

[@Overruledrobot]

the cottage is actually really nice. if it wasn't your everyday innocent knitting shop it'd be a great house for more normal-ish gameplay! or maybe to make something even more sinister to make up for the removal of the shop...

[@FancyJackKester]

Turg: not responsible enough to work at the knitting store Also Turg: left home alone to watch 3 infants

[@katthefantastic]

"I'm not into magic anymore, I'm into knitting." I can totally relate!

[@twitching_bot574]

The Turg poster in your cottage's basement was my favorite part.

[@sickgurl138]

Sims fandom: votes for an innocent hobby pack Kevin: HEY THERE FRIENDS

[@VivienPNagy]

that's a really cute garden, would love to see Turg knitting on the bench in the sunset.

[@skyman827]

"Don't worry everyone this cottage is completely innocent!" -Kevin "inviting" people to work for him for the rest of their lives

[@soupwizard]

In this economy, that's called Job Security!

[@tsunamie1015]

Work is such a harsh word, more like ... uhh ... relish in their newfound hobby.

[@viktorijabuchovec775]

which gonna last for 30 minutes

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

Knitting pack: Exists Evil Kevin: Yeah I think I can work with this

[@cassualtea2040]

that's just Kevin

[@bidoof367]

this implies the existence of good kevin

[@BasteAndThreadpilled]

Hey i got the “ok” loading screen once!

[@kylebear8101]

Me too. After I hadn’t played in a while. Felt like it was just a defeated “ok I’ll work for once...”

[@Rebecca-fu7bx]

We need merch stickers that say "lock door for everyone but Jim"

[@FostersPets]

We need metal signs or neon signs saying this!

[@sand0decker]

Door plates

[@midorisinor8306]

Its impressive how kevin can turn any wholesome pack into either, murder, child labor, kidnapping, or fire

[@nithyanair1906]

"all customers are just human adverts" *now wait a damn minute*

[@spicybeantofu]

Thats why brands splat their logo on their stuff. Lol

[@buranflakes]

Supreme be like

[@nobodyshome1660]

“There was a magic tractor that turned into a field, funniest shit I ever saw”

[@maddiewillie132]

honestly even the prison in the basement is cute. i’d be imprisoned there willingly

[@sbeveguggenheim4935]

"This business is a huge success" *Has 0.1% of the money he started with*

[@soupwizard]

I think the money was traded for the store? It's a less liquid asset, but it still counts in the "assets" column

[@Tashwampa]

It's never been about the money.

[@sallyc9612]

That’s a fecking beautiful cottage you’ve got there.

[@cedfam9826]

The cottage is beautiful Kevin. Great job. Nothing sinister going on here.

[@beccgah]

What Kevin says: I've come up with a dastardly plan. What Kevin means: Jim has come up with a dastardly plan and is making me execute it.

[@ShevkoMore]

Jim is forcing Kevin to make sims make stuff by force.

[@ainenicholgain7827]

what a CLASS cottage, omgggg Kevin, I've never seen a prettier thing in my life wowww

[@SpookyDeerArt]

cute cottage! i'd live there and use the "bookcase" room as a dungeon for myself. not in a kinky way. sometimes u just want 2 sit in the dark.

[@Antisocial_Cryptid13]

I genuinely think you did a great job on the cottage, Kevin. I also love that Turg poster in the knitting room

[@jgb2958]

Ah, back to his roots in retail I see

[@benmurphy5741]

True title: Sims but I pretend to be Nike

[@thomasboland540]

this needs more likes

[@LumikkiJa7rutlessia]

Lmao

[@elsagranquist9755]

wait the goddess or the company????

[@thomasboland540]

@@elsagranquist9755 Yes

[@jackhills8823]

Uhh... is anybody going to tell him... that there is a window going to his secret room

[@kasiamosiek7425]

It's fine, it has blinds

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Its a secret window

[@jackhills8823]

Ah of course

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

Aw,the cottage is lovely Kevin

[@kittikat4124]

My sims game said “No, I don’t want free earbuds” on the loading screen the other day and I’m honestly still confused

[@Yannopill]

Mine said that and also *OK* with no full stop.

[@LittleDemon_]

My loading screen just said "yes" the other day

[@stephfoxeh]

one of the packs sends you free earbuds in the mail i think

[@shyplankton]

Lolll I thought I got hacked tbh :’) idek 😂

[@ohthatchick7544]

The fitness pack used to have a pop up every time you started a new household asking if you wanted free earbuds. Some people found it really annoying and complained that they "don't want free earbuds". So now they've updated it to just come up as a notification in the corner that doesn't interrupt the game. And they added that loading screen text.