Crusader Kings 3 but the Irish destroy history

[@CallMeKevin]

Thank you for watching me destroy the history of Europe and also RTGame. If you also want to become a petty king rat boy, Crusader kings 3 releases September 1st! You can check it out here: play.crusaderkings.com/CallMeKevin

[@expectedturbulence8475]

petty king rat boy gang

[@maxs.5112]

KEVIN!?!??! You are playing a game, which requires skill, tactics, and smarts? Best of luck you man.

[@maxs.5112]

(please note my last comment was a joke)

[@fabianandthelollipops4505]

Fek

[@tadhgsahutske5997]

ISP vibes with ratboy

[@k.g.donathan6271]

"Oh no, England's invading." So much world history in one sentence.

[@crawlie]

Also "When did I become English!?"

[@peacemaster8117]

Knock knock. It's England.

[@kiamaria331]

Ah shit! Here we go again

[@stefanm.734]

Considering how for most of England's history it was, "Oh no, everyone's invading the British Isles," I think it's understandable. They just learned by example.

[@YataTheFifteenth]

@@stefanm.734 The entire history of Britain was just a big uno reverse card.

[@Darklight66675]

"My son's only eight years old" "I'll get him next" never change, kevin

[@itsnickybish8542]

Came to see if someone else said this lmfao

[@TonusStoneshield]

Kevin: Wanna be friends? RT: No die Kevin: You have chosen execution.

[@IamaPERSON]

RIP

[@jakeneuner7774]

Get the tranquilizer and sand ready

[@velesmudri4533]

So you have chosen death

[@willbordy]

Death by rat

[@coolbeans6312]

Ah so the bucket o' rats it is

[@trollcreativestudios1084]

Kevin: *wants to get married* Dan: *declares a war*

[@rinakatsuki2801]

kevin: executes Dan in retaliation

[@ArianaCapraro]

Troll Creative Studios He’s just playing hard to get 😂

[@robottoucaninc.6752]

welcome back to watchmojo with top to anime betrayals

[@김김-c9z7m]

relationship goals

[@minininja2792]

Aldri stol på rtgame

[@alextaylor7224]

So Kevin is a tactical genius, never doubted it for a second.

[@thegamergooster7449]

He is trained in taking over the world

[@Fafnerluver922]

All those years of murdering and trapping slaves in sims taught him well.

[@johnjordan3552]

"Kill that 0 years old, you've got to kill him fast, he is growing older and wiser!"

[@nawtysp00ky]

better not doubt it ;) what.. lol

[@Amixan0402]

All he needs is a bucket of rats

[@taylorcarpenter8290]

Them talking about their army’s “Jack had two sticks and a carton of milk, I had a couple of little guys.” “I had a bucket of rats and made the most of it!”

[@backfootdrive]

All hail the rat boy

[@IamaPERSON]

Hail Rat Boy

[@skysnow2495]

It's weird seeing RT be the one who does something foolish and impulsive while Kevin maintains control and comes out on top.

[@starlittardis2049]

Kevin's surprisingly strategic in a lot of games, he doesn't always come out on top (especially while playing Coming Out On Top) but he often manages to get by reasonably well while setting the others up to fail. He's a sneaky lil' mischief.

[@DRAG0N_FIRE]

@@starlittardis2049 Not to mention he's actually super good and competent at other games like CoD when he actually try. The whole gag with his channel is him messing up everything intentionally in a funny way, so I think we tend to forget that it's all for the laugh, and he's actually really good at playing games. :P

[@akedus44]

@@DRAG0N_FIRE Indeed, remember that one Red Dead multiplayer video where he massacres an entire server while saying 'howdy mister'.

[@Agh178b]

Miguel Carlo De Jesus i remember that

[@waismartialarts1]

@@akedus44 Not to mention he's clearly very charismatic. He managed to get a pretty large number of red dead redemption players together and be a "posse". If you've played any Rockstar game online you'd know how difficult it is to get people to stop killing you let alone convincing a shit ton of them to work together. Plus he only records videos in 40 minute sections so he did it quickly too. I always find that hilarious and pretty impressive of him lol. He's more clever than he gives himself credit for.

[@fel6409]

"Oh, your son!" "That's my daughter, you dick." This is how wars started in medieval times

[@paradoxinteractive]

Great Kingly advice! Next time we're coming to you for tutorial videos

[@IamaPERSON]

Oh that's so cool! Hope Kev sees this!

[@elgenerico5453]

Where's vic 3

[@oscarhf7569]

Vic 3

[@mikaelasimonsen2017]

Oh yes, please do! He's as twisted as the rest of us CK players.

[@mick1157]

@@elgenerico5453 I hope it comes soon

[@illijay]

The fact that Kevin has skill level 100 in charisma and persuasion IRL is honestly kinda terrifying. He can convince anyone to do just about anything for him... even help him become the king of England, like a true cult leader.

[@user-pm7mt7ho9w]

Of course he does, he's learned from our great leader, Jim Pickens.

[@wesleylee1504]

@Simbola it's cute how you think Jim Pickens isn't real and isn't watching you right now. (To quote Mitten Squad)

[@thedeserts]

the quote "if you didnt know how to stop me, you shouldn't have started me" is plaguing my brain

[@thedeserts]

@putsome basilonit okay

[@SoAdeborable]

I’m putting that quote on a t-shirt 🤣

[@lunarmoon7636]

Same!!!

[@lemurpie9381]

@@thedeserts 9999999999

[@Hacker_Kamyko]

@@SoAdeborable I have a "eat, sleep, game, repeat" shirt. wow i'm so cool

[@gothiclife4ever]

"I don't know how to stop Kevin" Every NPC ever.

[@bartlegoof5949]

“well then you shouldn’t have started him”

[@ghastlyghandi4301]

Kevin: *names child ‘rat boy’* Isorrowproductions: “I have risen”

[@erolsuhonjic7640]

I immideatly thougth of him

[@Stelum1000]

Ah, a man of culture.

[@maxshriver1437]

YES

[@volodyadykun6490]

I wonder why ISP waiting, as I saw some of his friends began CK3 too UPD: okay obviously he isn't sponsored:(

[@DiscountCowboyHistorian]

KING RAT BOY II

[@SirRadington]

everyone else:wait how do i do things? Kevin: i murdered Dan, married Daithi, and took over all of south Ireland with a bucket of rats.

[@LynnAgain83]

A bucket of rats seems to go a long way"-Kevin AKA rat king 2020 Also Kevin: " I had a bucket of rats and I made the most of it" Kevin, did you have a hand in the plague?

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

He had help from RatBoy of the RatRealm and ISP. They both had a hand in burning Britian to the ground with Smallpox.

[@Ludrovisco]

The great Rat dynastie, how could someone forget them 😅😂

[@math3000]

Kevin: Does not show the Queen of England dying RT: does not show Kevin winning

[@JayTohab]

😆

[@nightorchid5031]

@@JayTohab agreed

[@DaithiDeNogla]

Thank you for picking me.... oh wait nvm....

[@Ludovicus1769]

F

[@happydisappointment1994]

daithi can pull some sick strategies sometimes, i've seen the stream among us yesterday

[@sidhackney8831]

Judging solely by Uno, Daithi is a tactical genius

[@xmarksthespot1372]

...

[@TurtleMouse]

only 5 replys

[@ohalbleib]

If I had a nickel every time a rat boy has become King of England, if have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[@serotonin.scavenger]

Fun fact: a rat king originally meant a person who lived off of others. That would make most of irl royalty rat kings, in a way.

[@DayOldMeat]

@@serotonin.scavenger This is true, but also there's the cryptozoological rat king, a nest of rats with their tales knotted together. That's why they need everyone else's help.

[@serotonin.scavenger]

@@DayOldMeat The cryptozoological rat king just sounds like a fecker who is absolutely useless and can't live on it's own. Sounds like me. Wish I could die as fast or easily tho.

[@DayOldMeat]

@@serotonin.scavenger Me too kid, me too.

[@WombatSteve]

10:56 "Dan, talk about the game please" That joke went underappreicated :(

[@trla6505]

Main reson why i return

[@ashtonprice3]

I dont know if I remember this part of history

[@shoriforvictory8645]

Really? I remember it like it was yesterday.

[@Hacker_Kamyko]

The government doesn't want you to know about this.

[@coolbeans6312]

Aye it is in the bonus features

[@BMoney8600]

I did a whole project on this part of history no wonder why I got a D

[@GabeIDK2]

BMoney8600 did- did you actually?

[@whydidyoutakemywife2.032]

Petition for Kevin to play hide and seek with the lads

[@IamaPERSON]

@@pup505 probably irl

[@guezzwho8000]

Signed

[@rust33y67]

I am a PERSON they don’t leave house outside bad

[@_niyabella]

I am a PERSON bold of y’all to assume Jim would let Kevin out of the basement, and to have fun at that.

[@Emma-if9bf]

Signed.

[@hagnekore]

“A bucket of rats goes a long way apparently” has lived in my mind rent free

[@WickedMitch]

Oh hey Kevin actually won this game. Honestly didn't see that coming

[@math3000]

Kevin is actually somewhat good in video games

[@skeletor6287]

You should know...when it comes to murder Kevin excels in all areas!

[@Oversneeze]

Han valgte Norge, selfølgelig ville Han ha vunnet

[@vlad3223]

this what scares me about kevin, he always messes up on purpose, but this time in crusader kings he showed us a glimpse of his power and knowledge.

[@somerandomknucklesinatank1491]

Kevins kingly advice: 1.Be confident. 3.Leave no family alive. 4.Dont let reality stop your regal plans. 5.Fuel your ambition with a healthy hatred of your homeland. 7.Friends are pawns, use them to murder your enemies. 8.Prison is temporary, death is forever. Kevin, petty King Rat Boy of Munster.

[@bloobmaster739]

There’s no #2

[@ambulance_bass]

Or 6

[@josephiroth89]

Actually, #4 has a typo in the video.

[@johnmyers4442]

Ironically, these are tips Machiavelli used in The Prince. I wonder what Kevin enjoys reading? 🤔🤔🤔

[@Hogarth40k]

Steps 2 and 6 where lost to time

[@A76noname]

"Maybe I'll be Munster" "I'm already Munster"

[@robertyocum7200]

"You should be..." "I'm not gonna be England."

[@sgtmaggi]

Wow, don't know whether I should thank you or shank you

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@sgtmaggi Both

[@minimimiXV]

Your 100% Irish DNA will assist you here

[@elgenerico5453]

I mean, his child did have a chance to be deformed due to.....pure blood

[@susangrun9613]

Lol

[@yuki97kira]

The only reasons why kevin was born in this era that have games, is because if he was born then, he wouldve conquered the world

[@DaLatinKnight]

The one Irishman to unite them all

[@CassidyCope]

Kevin and CK is the crossover I never knew I needed.

[@IamaPERSON]

Ikr!

[@lukamarkotic]

I need more CK. MORE!

[@volodyadykun6490]

I wonder if they all playing other paradox strategies TM. Perhaps they should continue RT's series about civ

[@miracleeskimobattleship2874]

Once Ruler Designer is out, Jim Pickens/Pickett needs to do his thing.

[@EllaDiabola]

The utter dismay in Daithi's voice when he says 'when did I become English??!' 😂

[@nightsgrow6575]

Truly wonderful

[@chuckn4851]

"I don't see him at all, do you've a tracking number??" *Wayfair would like a partnership*

[@emblemblade9245]

Ooohoohoohoohio

[@Mayra9148]

ok but realizing how kevin barely said a thing in their first collab vs how talkative and comfortable he is around the irish lads now makes me so proud

[@gtankcorsi8018]

I’m curious if Kevin bought that Viking outfit just for the 30 second bit or if he just already owned a realistic Viking costume. (Edit) number of people who have told me its not historically realistic: 12?

[@squidstone7677]

What? You don’t?

[@IamaPERSON]

Either way, I'm jealous he has that

[@evanbasham4875]

I'm choosing to believe that it appeared in his small, Irish closet because he was chosen by Odin!

[@notnick6743]

Business expense

[@kimtaehyungshandsomeface5958]

also same for Sean's intro

[@tragicglamour]

I love how often Daithi likes to make Kevin his gf/bf/spouse in games lol

[@thegorgfather539]

“We’ll all meet at Ireland and see what happens,” the Spanish Armada to the English, sometime in the 16th century.

[@mohammadrezapahlavi4578]

F in the chat for the Spanish Armada

[@ulfricstormcloak7558]

Kevin: I have killed you Rt: what about my son he's only eight Kevin: ill get him next Ngl this made me laugh so much

[@jamieisfierce]

Kevin sending his troops to take over RT: "Some of you may die... But that's a risk I'm willing to take"

[@brielledracht5751]

All of you**

[@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX]

“Some” of you is a underestimation

[@jestice7596]

"A sacrifice I am willing to make"

[@isaiahmontez1280]

Ah shrek ref

[@ggm7809]

It always amazes me how Kevin is just able to stumble through games and still somehow either do good in them or just outright win... it befuddles me greatly...

[@niamhfogarty3408]

From someone who lives in Munster, I'm proud to announce that we do use 'rat and bowl' torture as basic discipline

[@coolbeans6312]

"Aye pal, I told you to pay that parking ticket. Now we must resort to extreme measures."

[@niamhfogarty3408]

@@coolbeans6312 I fuckin choked in my drink when I saw this

[@coolbeans6312]

@@niamhfogarty3408 Lmao sorry mate

[@niamhfogarty3408]

@@coolbeans6312 it's okay, still chuckling about it to myself half an hour later tho

[@heartysquid]

It's tough but fair...

[@Emymagdalena]

You either die an Irishman or live long enough to see yourself become the King of England

[@Lucky52903]

I’ve always wanted Kevin to play a strategy game and I’m so happy he is

[@damirk3]

SAME

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

I just love when everyone comes together like this.

[@RAFMnBgaming]

I mean, I'm the english and even I was rooting for them. Our leaders are a bunch of bastards. Kevin should marry Michael Gove so that he can take over after Boris's assassination.

[@celestialblade9895]

I love how all my different favorite KZbinrs through the years are now playing together. When worlds collide. First it was Jack when he played turbo dismount, then the vanoss crew with Nogla and Brian, then a couple years ago I found Kevin and soon after RT. These guys are the greatest. Kevin #1 tho

[@Yue_Jin]

OH GOD, who decided to let Kevin play crusader kings. Was actually thinking the other day though that it'd probably be a good game for you and that you'd probably enjoy it.

[@ifightwithink13]

I love these "Office" style interviews with Kevin in between the drama.

[@ff05t81t]

Paradox: *gives 5 Irishmen early access to their strategy game* Irishmen: *tries to defeat the British* Ireland irl: *starts another war with the British* Paradox: “must be a coincidence!”

[@Maryam-yl2do]

" I love and understand this video " - a real human being 100% satisfaction guaranteed .

[@Emma-if9bf]

Get back in Jim's basement.

[@jakeperalta1691]

@@Emma-if9bf But they don't want to though.

[@CodexSan]

It's incredible the fact that you managed to siege RTGame castle, capture him, and not notice that till you executed him. You could've used him to enforce your demands to end the war, and get the prestige.

[@math3000]

RT: I'm friends with King Robert! Jack: King Robert is dead!

[@kodakkushi]

“Viking Kevin isn’t real, Viking Kevin won’t hurt you” Viking Kevin:

[@supamanassassin9270]

I love how Kevin acts clueless but knows what he's doing. You can't conquer on luck😂

[@chuckn4851]

That was all...actually impressive. Well done Petty King Rat Boi, all hail Petty King Rat Boy

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

He is Brother of RatBoy of the RatRealm, King of England and protagonists of iSorrow's mega campaign.

[@harryrun3754]

"I dont know how to stop Kevin" No one knows. Countless of Npc's have tried but they have all failed.

[@Gargandon]

looking forward to watching "Call Me Ratboy"

[@emilygleeson2018]

"You seem to know what you're doing" "I don't but a bucket of rats seems to go a long way" I died laughing I think the irish humour is just giving me such joy since I don't often get to see fellow irish humour

[@bigfudge2031]

That outfit Kevin is wearing at the start looks an awful lot like a straight jacket 🤔

[@starlittardis2049]

Don't kinkshame.

[@whiskeyhound]

He forgot to get out of his normal clothes for once.

[@arianareeder6749]

doctor: “you have 16 minutes and 1 second left to live” me:

[@arcofspira]

Kevin: *speaks Norwegian* Me, a Norwegian: He is speaking the language of gods

[@alien5520]

What did the really say? I'm curious now

[@zajkoo]

Odin is with us!

[@Victor_aeternus002]

@@alien5520 He said something gibberish. Definetly not norwegian.

[@BimpytheWimpyShrimpy]

@@Victor_aeternus002 German-y gibberish*

[@mizzz7666]

Norwegian gang

[@reversedinfinity6056]

"I'm not afraid of what they're capable of, I'm afraid of what they're incapable of" -My group about me during group assignments

[@liekeseebregts1445]

Kevin has more clothes on in this video alone than I have in my closet

[@IamaPERSON]

@@qzeq he's chasing fashion with a passion

[@smilemore1997]

Dude same....

[@LizzieNya]

Same

[@sapphireblue4031]

@@IamaPERSON He isn't chasing, he's setting fashion

[@IamaPERSON]

@@sapphireblue4031 I meant that in a "he's chasing his dreams" way

[@BTSfangirl61313]

I love how kevin asks " can someone help me murder the queen?" then jack immediately "I'm on it!".🤣😂💜

[@tristanmorris9432]

The world wouldn’t exist if Kevin was a medieval king.

[@nightdust6953]

Kevin is an actual military genius He's surprisingly great at strategy games, seeing how he almost made the whole world into Munster XD

[@julka3079]

"No Gucci for this peasant!" I DIED- :D

[@CelestialBunnyPaws]

It's genuinely been so long since I've heard Jack's voice alongside Kevin's that I teared up. ...quarantine is getting to me.

[@aliveslice]

Day 7 of admiring Kevin in a non-creepy, self-improving way.

[@misssilver11]

Honestly Kevin has become a regular part of my "happy place" set up. In my bed, wrapped in blankets, cuddling my cat, drinking tea, my pretty decorative lights are on, and CallMeKevin is playing. Thank you Kevin for making my days happier!

[@weishen6856]

“oH nO ENGlands invading” this cracks me up too much

[@AngelicEra]

How can Kevin, the embodiment of chaos, sound so mild-mannered while absolutely roasting his friends? "I'm not worried about what they're capable of, I'm worried about what they're incapable of-"

[@davidr.6357]

Kevin has become the peasants instead of the one slaughtering them

[@LoxhamInABox]

I really love the "candid camera" style post commentary for this video. It truly displays Kevin's lack of regret.

[@sirgreyspear]

This is absolutely fantastic. I really enjoy Kevin's content but also really enjoy grand strategy games by Paradox, so for me this is like an avengers-level world's collide kind of deal.

[@stuartward1755]

I love how this was basically a role reversal, where RT was the one who was horribly inept whilst Kevin was somehow playing very well

[@randomnerd3402]

Kevin, you already destroyed Irish history by existing.

[@anthognome]

I read "Sorry Paradox Interaction" instead of "Sponsored By." Both work.

[@gavinlopez6258]

I love the mockumentary aspect to this video. It's really enjoyable to watch

[@PirateBootsEdits]

Kevin presenting a gameplay video in mockumentary style is a whole new level of innovation honestly

[@legendzero365]

Ngl at the end, I was expecting a Fresh Prince reference. "This is a story all about how a little Rat Boy's life got turned upside down..."

[@thelazygamingpanda3973]

"Should I click start" nah man just wanna stay at the map screen for the entire game

[@angelrios5897]

*Man, Kevin's sneak peak into Assassin's Creed: Valhalla is epic*

[@shannons3419]

14:58 Now this is a story all about how a Rat Boy's life turned upside down, now I'd like to take a moment just sit right there and I'll tell you how an Irish king became an English heir

[@owensmalley8792]

“I got a little rat boy who needs me” happens to be the name of the Munster fight song

[@namelessenigma]

"you seem to know what you're doing" "i don't but a bucket of rats goes a long way" can't wait to use this quote in everday conversation

[@ahobbit1273]

“It’s me! I’m the woman!” “I couldn’t tell under that wig.”

[@howdydobuckeroo1204]

3:05 “You started this war, plunged Norway into chaos, and now we’re going to put you down, and restore the peace.’

[@sidhackney8831]

As an American, "Fuel your ambition with a healthy hatred of your homeland" really rings true right now

[@BrightBlueInk]

(sad American laughter)

[@sidhackney8831]

@@lancelotkrantz2746 Ok Chef it's just a joke

[@chasenovak122]

There’s such a primal, vengeful joy present throughout the video as a handful of Irish men systematically slaughter multiple Kings of England, after averting the British occupation of Ireland.

[@jasonfleece620]

Call Me Kevin playing Crusader Kings, is this a dream come true?

[@cezarsoba]

His attire falling off one by one, and him laughing at it makes my day 10000x better

[@mattericus]

Me, a norwegian, watching Kevin be king of Norway: Oh no

[@ryanneabovethis3407]

the narration parts really remind me of reality TV like how they interview contestants in love island, absolutely love it when Kevin puts in so much effort

[@skymmac]

"Alright well I'm getting munster" "I am already munster" has the same energy as "I'm already tracer"

[@ryanmattia433]

Hearing RTGame begin to read what I now know as the event informing him of having contracted Lover's Pox is actually so funny to me.

[@mslizzybell19]

Why does his smile make me smile?! Must be the commitment to the cult ❤️

[@IamaPERSON]

Either that, or his Positivity is spreading

[@anniedangerface]

I am a PERSON I see you're here doing your Turg Troupe duties. keep it up! positivity for all

[@IamaPERSON]

@@anniedangerface indeed!

[@anbthree786]

As someone who plays ck2 it was hilarious knowing Kevin could’ve ended the war but instead executed RT

[@henrycremers3937]

Yeah, I'm ready for kevins Sims four star wars let's play

[@wise_girl9388]

A whole new world full of people to be tortured by our Dear Leader Jim Pickens. He shall conquer the galaxy now!

[@Seal_pup]

Time for Jim to become Darth Vader. Jim Vader. Darth Pickens.

[@dustyoverstreet648]

Rt:“Ahh, England is invading!” -Modern history in a nutshell.

[@colby1398]

Or France. Or Spain. Or Portugal. They were all pretty busy colonizing back then.

[@ZombieMiezz]

9:07 One of my agents is preparing a special trip for young Kevin. The child trusts she will be brought on an enjoyable day in the forest. Kevin will unfortunately get lost, and be impossible to find before nightfall. Oh she was so young too... *Kevin chooses: A child lost in the forest...it happens tragically often.* I'm dying xD R.I.P. Noglas daughter

[@Michael-qb8ct]

I'm planning on cutting my verbally abusive father out of my life in less than an hour. This video helped calm me down a bit. Thank you so much.

[@brunobernardicoutinho1741]

How did it go mate? Kinda going through the same here

[@Michael-qb8ct]

@@brunobernardicoutinho1741 It went better than I thought it would. I got a burst of courage as I was talking to him, and I was able to make my statements nonnegotiable.

[@jefferycrouse4652]

It ain't easy cutting toxic people out of your life. Good on you for doing it and having the strength to carry through

[@chelseayanga8408]

Proud of you!

[@DayOldMeat]

Now you just need to get a bucket of rats and a blowtorch.