Playing Steam Games NOBODY Plays

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Playing steam games that nobody has played
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[@cheesalicious163]

kevin getting enraged while trying to play a game with a kevin-level unreliable narrator is so funny. clown on clown violence

[@Ace_Maus]

"Clown-on-clown violence" needs to be used on merch 😂

[@shradicle8576]

Honestly I would love to see him do a full playthrough

[@hugovinicius2068]

*"clown on clown violence"* lmaaaoo

[@Neon-ws8er]

i always love me some COC Action!

[@Achilles7117]

clown on clown violence is my favourite sentence

[@lockerchief]

“I really don’t want to survive, there’s nothing to do.” The cult needs t-shirts of this Kevin

[@Samiju]

He liked it, now I'm preparing my wallet for a new shirt.

[@DignityForAllyt]

Just don’t forget the time

[@swiglilyboop]

Yes

[@WinniePoot]

YESSSS

[@louieplays9229]

We cant say cult they might find out not yet atleast

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"He's running with a zebra, I'm in" Kevin, as any irishmen, has never seen a zebra before so I can understand the enthusiasm

[@redmist6630]

pyrocynical petscop reference right away?!?!

[@DignityForAllyt]

Uuu the only thing that is going on

[@DrogMinecraftVideo]

Some things in life ARE just black and white. ZEBRAS!

[@anniedangerface]

Donate to my gofundme for bringing zebras to poor sad pale irishmen

[@Swan234]

@one day thumbs up for the profile picture My dude

[@lycorisgaming5422]

Somewhere out there, a developer is crying with joy that 1 person played their game. Kevin is a saint

[@vulpesursae4934]

And a famous KZbinr too

[@DeathnoteBB]

The “nobody has played” is only recent players. I only know cause the bad narrator game is from years ago and was pretty cool if you like Kaizos

[@andreanelaroche5717]

thing is maybe some of his followers will actually go play these games. The devs will wake up tomorrow with a nice couple of bucks added to their wallets!

[@claytonnewman2265]

Then they read his review and they’re tears of happiness go from joy to Tears of confusion

[@robonator2945]

I mean some of these are genuinely good games so, yeah. I mean the bird game is a simple but quite stylistically coherent and fun little puzzle game, the noir alien game is similarly simple yet well made, and the narrator is a dick, well, I won't say it's fun, but it certainly is what it set out to be.

[@maenad1231]

“I’m gonna play games no one is playing” You already unlocked that achievement when you played all those old ass Harry Potter games that i watched in there entirety

[@professorrafaelrodrigues219]

I cant forget rony's afeganistan flashback in the midle of class: WE ARE OUTNUMBERED

[@Sentariana]

I love those games and play it all the time. (Did you get the Kevin related reference?

[@maenad1231]

@@professorrafaelrodrigues219 **Afternoon Comes** “I’m tired, I’m going to bed for tonight.”

[@ninawth]

People are still playing those, though. There are KZbin / Twitch accounts that are dedicated to them.

[@Sentariana]

In all seriousness, I love the PS1 Harry Potter games, they are some of ny favourites. XD

[@mnoelis]

I watched a full playthough of the Narrator is a Dick once and I unironically love it

[@xx_yin_yang_xx4238]

Yeah I could have sworn that I’ve seen multiple KZbinrs play it

[@DieAlteistwiederda]

I guess nobody played this new edition because looking it up on KZbin Jack played it too.

[@thadstoner3611]

Yeah that's what I found so strange, Max players of 1 but multiple KZbinrs have played and highly reviewed it. Steam being broken I guess

[@mimthyss]

@@thadstoner3611 I assumed those were like, "current" statistics? Not "of all time" sort of thing. So nobody is currently playing them at the time of kevin finding it, but it probably did have some attention before. Idk, I don't use steam, so that's just what I assumed lol

[@AngieAJ]

@Joshua Roehl this is a bot, everyone.

[@rikkicrowder7134]

I'm impressed how decent some of these games look tbh, especially the bird game. These are probably little personal projects for one or a couple of people just trying to learn how to code games and make a few bucks off it

[@TheBanana93]

I was also thinking people who have to make a quick game for a game dev course probably upload a lot of their stuff!

[@pixelpulse883]

Thing is, steam charges 100 bucks per game upload so I don’t see how they could make a profit, it’s a shame

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

All jokes aside though, some of these genuinely looked fun. The Monster and Bird games looked like a nice time killer, and that alien one didn't look too horrible either. Plus Shark Dating Simulator is a gem

[@wiredmind]

True. I recognised the narrator one from an old JSE video too, it seemed alright aha.

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

@@wiredmind Oh yeah! Knew it looked familiar. I'm guessing Kevin meant more that nobody was playing them _right now,_ rather than that they were never played at all. Guess that one just kinda ran its course.

[@wiredmind]

@@zoro4661WasTaken facts, it made me think about what other games got lost after being spotlighted for a while, i still play one called "super crate box" that i found from nerdcubed 3 free game friday back in like 2012 and im not sure many other people have played it since hahah

[@ultimateowlie2283]

Shark Dating Simulator is hilarious.

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

@@wiredmind Ooooh, super crate box! I remember that one! Used to play it all the time

[@thelizardspotters]

Im not going to lie that narrator game looks unironically fun

[@ahhhhyes]

Jacksepticeye played it 5 years ago on a vid with 5 mil views lmao not sure why it said nobody has played it haha

[@astolfofansunny4047]

@@ahhhhyes who knows maybe Jack was the single player, the version that Kevin played that no one played before was the full version aka the joke title I refuse to say.

[@Chocomint_Queen]

@@ahhhhyes It's not that nobody's played it ever. The charts track games by how many people are currently playing them (in the last 24 hours, usually).

[@achingjack]

I felt a strong sudden urge to look up speedruns of it and then remembered the whole point is that no one plays it :'(

[@vincenttrigg4521]

I feel that way for that plus the bird one and the alien mob game

[@anastasialovesoranges]

I like how we as a cult..community just collectively decided not to question Kevin’s sunglasses

[@LusterDust]

we know kev's 2 kool 4 skool already

[@gubivitschwob1619]

dj kevi is back that’s why

[@Kwillow666]

I’ve been questioning the sunglasses this entire time… 😅 A little sus if you ask me. 🤣

[@bowkatiewow]

Aren’t they glasses that help avoid eye strain when looking at a screen for extended periods of time? I just kinda assumed that so I didn’t really question it lol

[@Sentariana]

@@bowkatiewow Yes, I assumed the same. Kevin can't turn Blue Light Filter on on his computer because then his screen recordings, and so his actual videos, would be tinted yellow. So, blue light filtering glasses it is.

[@Haliceph]

Kevin leaving reviews where he ranges from dads who just played their first game to 8 year olds on ipad is my fave thing. That and doing a noir voice filter for that one game. Love the effort you do just to make us all laugh Kev!

[@mookieluvr]

That is exactly how those reviews read, thank you for putting it into words.

[@shuttershy06]

"I really don't want to survive, there is nothing to do" This runs through my head every morning.

[@perturbedbatman2009]

"If you could have one superpower, what would it be?" Kid 1: "Super strength!" Kid 2: "Flight!" Kevin: "DeleteLeg."

[@matth8985]

LMFAOOO

[@timelinegamer6393]

Kevin is making all these games look so good I actually want to play them now.

[@Haliceph]

Especially that alien mafia game it looks cute

[@communadog7874]

I like sharks so I look forward to playing the shark game :) Don't know why Kevin didn't play it though

[@achingjack]

no joke about a third of the games I play I get from this channel. the birds one looked okay and the mobster one would have gotten sales if it had been produced in the early 2000s

[@robonator2945]

I mean some of them are good so, go for it. Even scenner while being bad as a game clearly had some care put into it, and a lot of the other ones are just well made with effort put into them, but just never got a playerbase for one reason or another.

[@Samiju]

Kevin giving these games some exposure is actually really sweet. Good job, Kevin. :D

[@robonator2945]

well, some of them, others are trash but a few actually had some care put into them

[@lemolea9571]

@@robonator2945 But it shows that it's worth being the first or the first of a few people to try a game that might have little or no reviews. I mean on steam you can't really go wrong as long as you keep an eye on the clock

[@robonator2945]

@@lemolea9571 okay? I never argued anything else. I just pointed out that not *_all_* of the games' exposure here is good, since well, the games themselves aren't good.

[@renakunisaki]

That bird game actually looks decent. Love how they just explode into feathers.

[@mariacyr6494]

Me : Mom can we have The Forest? Mom : No, we have The Forest at home. The Forest at home : 0:18

[@sohaib_t]

Ok but wildsphere (the egg/bird game Devs and black and white gun guy game lol) seem like a talented team the style of the black and white game is really well done the models are rly good ngl The games seem rly polished too they have good graphics good , smooth animations and good mechanics

[@androiduser3895]

Yeah, it looks super fun to play too. That game definitely caught my attention

[@BigMac87963]

We need to see that shark game. It looks to be a guaranteed seven out of Kevin

[@salem-01]

Maybe even a NINE out of call me

[@maverickREAL]

Didn't expect to see Petscop in a Call Me Kevin video. Imagine the universe where Petscop was played by Kevin instead of Paul. I can guarantee we wouldn't be seeing nearly as much lore and all the pets would be dead somehow.

[@lilmssimsalot]

“i’ll tell you what you are, a victim!” might be one of the best things kevin has ever said

[@Averytheowl]

Kevin, I love ya man, BUT WHERE IS TOMODACHI LIFE.

[@ohnoitstioc]

his save file corrupted

[@Averytheowl]

@@ohnoitstioc well shit

[@AllhailTDLjimpic]

Tomodachi 47:3 and as the prophet messenger of the dear leader PBUH logged into his computer planning to play the game of holynes and all that is good, he realiced that the impossible had happened. His save file had corrupted! He gave lil Kev a prayer and consulted the dear leader PBUH about the tragic event.

[@CallMeKevin]

Save file died :(

[@potassiumboi9631]

@@CallMeKevin I’ll never recover

[@ReleasedHollow]

"I want the power to Deleteleg" the fact that you tried to saw your own leg off in the first game hand me smirking at this.

[@TheHufflepuffSaint]

Bless Kevin for bringing publicity to games that no one has ever played. Within 72 hours, these games might have tons of folks picking them up. ☺️💜 Plus that Narrator one was a nice nostalgic flashback to Kevin's romps in The Stanley Parable and Whirlwind Heist.

[@vincenttrigg4521]

Never saw whirlwind heist, I'll have to check it out!

[@FineBlaBla]

the meme-density in this video is insanely funny, like all the short clips edited in? the reviewing-skala changing everytime? the „crashing“ end of the video? top tier humor

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"Trying to saw off my own leg for sustinence" Ah yes, Kevin's first instinct in any survival game

[@1umbreon4life]

If Dan isn't around to feed him, what else can he do?

[@FloridaGuy53]

Gotta get some iron and protein in your diet.

[@saveoursquirrels4241]

And then he picked up delete leg in the other game

[@TheSufishy]

Kevin interrupting my CMK binge with a new video was exactly what I needed today

[@johanrc7892]

Same, was rewatching the video about the cousins running off at a wedding and this came out. Perfect timing as always

[@1umbreon4life]

I was listening to a chaos mod stream

[@theprofessionalfence-sitter]

Okay, now we need a complete playthrough of that shark dating game. Don't try to hide things from us, Kevin!

[@vincenttrigg4521]

You just wanna see the naked shark don't you?

[@patrickchaney]

“I am the king of this island now- OH, THERE’S ANOTHER PEAK!!” Priceless! That mobster alien game actually didn’t look half-bad either. Tedious, but not offensive.

[@VENOMARI24]

Honestly, little bit more work in and it’d be a solid little Indy title

[@robonator2945]

a lot of the games in this video actually aren't that bad, they just don't have players for one reason or another. I mean the bird game was clearly well made with care put into it, and while it was simple, it was also the first 3 levels of a puzzle game, you wouldn't judge Portal by the difficulty of it's first "puzzle" of putting box on big red button so it's kind of unfair to judge it based on just the first few levels. Some are bad, don't get me wrong, but a lot clearly aren't.

[@TransmutedCuppyCake]

Laughed so hard when I heard the narrator in “The Narrator is a DICK” because one of my old friends voiced him.

[@elbennoo]

Really? Thats pretty dope

[@TransmutedCuppyCake]

@@elbennoo Yeah! We used to work together on a really small project that didn’t end up getting completed. I’m not sure if he does voicework anymore but I know he’s been focusing on some self-composed music. If he is still doing it he’s probably helping with game jams since that’s how he found roles.

[@Ilivepuppys]

Not gonna lie, I got the bird game. I bet a lot of these games got bought by viewers now! Kevin is doing the lords work and giving struggling games the exposure they need!

[@CursedShrine]

I'm really impressed at how good Dublin is at fighting monsters. I knew that city had something going for it.

[@ThatSoddingGamer]

The WildSphere developer actually seems to have some potential. They've got a game coming out this month BTW. One of their games, Gigantosaurus The Game was released by a separate publisher (Outright Games Ltd., which seems to be a publisher that specializes in having different studios churn out overpriced licensed property games that no-one has ever heard of), and it doesn't show up on their own list of games, so you have to search for the developer on Steam directly to get it to show up. They seem to be yet another small studio that doesn't get a lot of a attention (hence why they got featured here), but they do actually seem to be improving overall, year by year. Would not be surprised to see them blow up because of this video. One of the main stumbling points seems to be the price of their games, they're a bit expensive for what they are, and I've no idea if they ever go on sale. If they don't, that could explain why there haven't been more takers. Their cheapest game is still about $20 CDN (So, probably something like $15 US?), and it probably should have been about half that, maybe a bit more. Wouldn't be too shocked if they release a small scale hit some time in the next few years.

[@SillyBoyKisser74]

5:58 : ''I am sick of being man'' me too Kevin :(

[@mohammadsharififard1686]

I'm genuinely surprised that some of these games have no players they seem rather fun

[@nova.noveiia]

Rest in peace Hank, the real military genius.

[@FairlyRosie]

As a learning game developer I'm both in awe of what they could do and in horror of what they did do.

[@firefly2647]

I absolutely love the added element of editing your voice when you're underwater or giving you a "noir" filter to match what's happening in game It's really funny 😂

[@mimthyss]

Just want to say I love the attention to detail and extra effort with editing that's been going on for a while now! The "noir" style voice filter was a fun touch, and the underwater one always sounds cool to me haha. Thank you for the hilarious videos as always Kevin!!

[@joshandrew31]

This is true to form classic kevin. Niches like this exist solely for this man to find them. Keep up the good work.

[@WNolan-cp8yo]

Super Man or Monster is an underrated game. I played it a ton as kid and it does get pretty difficult in the later levels. I highly recommend a full play-through with Hank!

[@endlessoul]

The irony of playing these games is that we're all going to flock to them for our own chicanery

[@jackcutter2]

Nah.

[@hellohologram]

The Lego City ad lmao, “A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE canals OF amsterdam” 7/7 editing Kevin

[@KhanaHatake]

Kevin's voice changing when he's underwater will never not be funny to me. Even that little hop in the canal! Gets me every time! Fantastic editing, Kevin out of 10

[@cameronoleary3916]

Knowing some of the games on steam I'm surprised at the quality of these games

[@Noodlemouth]

I saw that Kevin had left loads of random reviews, and I had been looking forward to this video since Solid 39.4/39.5, would have been better if there were more sharks in it

[@dazcarrr]

some of these actually seemed like pretty fun games

[@seth9829]

9:27 "Le Mayo" I see Kevin's Spanish is coming along well

[@kevinbestgirl3838]

hey kevin, i hope you're having a wonderful time ♥ thank you for the joy you bring

[@kingofrivia1248]

These bad games are getting better. These games would be so impressive a few years ago

[@SylviaRustyFae]

6:15 I love how Kevin found a rly quality game here that just wasnt gettin the attention it desrrves. I love games like this.

[@octogon_five2332]

"A man has fallen into the canals of Amsterdam" Funny that this actually seems to happen quite regularly

[@datoasterz6633]

I like how he showed petscop as a popular game that lots of people have played, when physically you cannot play it.

[@CosyCharlie]

Hell yeah

[@Dther99]

"Boids" are a thing! They're a simplified simulation of flocking animals built around three simple rules: They stick together, they avoid slamming into each other, and they try to go in the same direction. These three rules are enough to make surprisingly realistic simulations of bird flocks, fish schools, sheep herds, etc. They're popular in CGI animation and games as a way of generating background birds. They're called "boids" because... well, we're going boid watchin'!

[@humlegard-gaming]

All of the videos where Kevin plays weird and obscure games are always really funny!

[@MINECHEZ1]

Kevin. Now that call me Kevin clips has returned I just want you to know that you have my full support in the battles to come Stay strong

[@java7583]

These type of videos are always fun, thanks Kevin, I love your videos and watch it all the time!

[@penisinlargementpills2511]

cant believe those guys stole "The Island" and profited from it making "The Forest" what monsters.

[@louiswendlander9083]

I love these vids theyre always a wild ride

[@Drexmskillerz]

Another week,another video of Kevin being a genius 😂

[@sandronecromancer]

Fun fact: super man or monster used to be a flash game

[@franminanicollier9431]

I love how My Truck Game immediately puts you in an American school bus right next to Ayers Rock, those things totally go together.

[@eeveepeeveasy]

There is a game I found I want you to play, Eville. The description reads 'In the multiplayer social deduction game Eville you can live out your evil side and commit stealthy murders.' Of course its possible to not be evil but that's not an option for you. Sounds like you,would have a really great time playing this

[@marzipan24]

"To not be innocent" lol

[@rTzGames]

Kevin playing games that I never heard of but now I want to😂 Man I love your energy! Keep it up and thank you, I bet from all of us for making our days better

[@kimblebimble9444]

Love you Kevin! You always make me laugh. Awesome content! Thanks for cheering me up everytime I watch one of your videos 💗

[@secretlybees]

"0 or 1 THAT'S IT!!!" Kevin revealing to us he was an AI all along

[@JimPickensCultist]

You probably gave these games at least 1, maybe 2 active players.

[@Hand_Of_Anubis]

Well... I got Magic School Bus vibes from when the Bus nearly took off ha

[@anthonydemonssillerrunb4me118]

I love how my truck game is actually a bus. You can tell they did their research before they made this

[@21cracer21]

2:56 XD That's literally just the character Ethan from Unity's standard assets. They're supposed to be for learning/prototyping but I guess you can just publish whatever with them to Steam.

[@kboi2158]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@hamos4744]

I would love to see you check out more games with no players

[@newguy3588]

That narrator game seems funny as hell. Genuine props to that dude.

[@chrishaddow5644]

Love this man I watch him every day

[@Longshanks1690]

iSorrowproductions: Playing Steam games no one’s played Kevin: I made this.

[@aguythatyoudontknow3594]

Honestly a collab isnt too far away. Very same vibe from both of them.

[@TetraDax]

yeeeeeah, my thoughts too, that video idea is just a tiny bit too similar for this being a coincidence.

[@1umbreon4life]

Some of these actually look decent. I'd destroy a city as Hank 🐲

[@heatherfennell3882]

A good time to tell you a shark fact. The reason they seem to be covered in skin (like seals) is because their scales are tiny.

[@butteryhair]

I absolutely love these type of videos from Kevin

[@ESCEra13]

Day 605 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

[@GAMER123GAMING]

Honestly i wish I got the longer, harder, uncut edition

[@tomothybahamothy]

Really enjoying your content lately!!

[@frigidly6297]

Can I just say how much I appreciate the audio mixing in your videos and how the sound doesn’t suddenly get super loud even when you yourself talk louder? A++ thank you bestie.

[@dyeandcloth1920]

Kevin: *names a video "[Thing] Nobody Plays"* Me: Is Kevin renaming himself Nobody? *thinking emoji*

[@sarac9424]

God this couldn't have come at a better time, I'm so glad today was an upload day. I already know no matter how bad Kevin screws up these games, it won't be as much as I've screwed up my day/upcoming week. I feel like Richard with life rn

[@Sir-Blaze]

I send you good wishes, things will always turn a corner my friend, but sometimes we can't see the corner before we turn it 🙂

[@JessicasASMR]

Hank’s battle cry can be “Jesus they’re minerals, Marie”

[@randomnessincarnate1843]

Is that a brief flash of Petscop at the beginning?! Was not expecting to ever see that in one of Kevin's videos

[@galacticorion9684]

Kevin looks really evily and heroic at the same time with those glasses!

[@galacticorion9684]

@Sorts 🅥 here what if may I ask?

[@leafgreen6]

"Going to play games no one is playing" Don't you do that every day?

[@hippiefoxx2464]

I love your videos. Awesome job

[@agilby1512]

I like how the last review was left for Civ VI instead of the game he'd been playing.

[@JwinBaby]

What’s up Broski 🦋..

[@SteakEater-pp5jg]

I love when games are just clearly ripoffs of popular games

[@larajanesen8795]

As always a great video from you Kevin! Keep it up buddy

[@kr_sh_]

i love you kev thanks for making my days better

[@SI-FI_creations]

I want to be friends with Kevin just so I can get flooded with reviews.

[@jackcutter2]

*the island* is very clearly a cheap copy of *the forest* 😂

[@soul02]

Kevins random spike in his irish accent during the bird game lol

[@blossthesauce]

psychonauts reference made my day ty kevins editor

[@h3llb0rn3]

10 points to whoever can actually translate what Kevin said to Morse code in the comments