Playing the steam games that I have never opened

Come on, admit it, we all have steam games that we have never played.
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Edited by @Kippesoep001, @TropicalFreeze2 and Kevin

[@gtankcorsi8018]

These games are always so predictably low quality yet its funny every time

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Yep

[@IamaPERSON]

@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens hello, dear leader!

[@yarop1794]

Deadliest Catch looked nice though

[@joshdavis4168]

Yaro P very detailed oddly enough

[@GenericGeeza]

@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens I salute you dear leader

[@bigslime2868]

"I want to jump off a bridge" -Guy who played bad rats 2020

[@JohnPlayerDaniel]

AHHH I UNDERSTAND I AM BETTER THEN EMINEM

[@bigslime2868]

Holy shit my comment got hearted by kevin

[@piyonelle_2781]

I love that Kevin has a green screen for his face cam and just doesn’t use it.

[@gabrielt.c]

He uses it for jokes and memes every now and then.

[@CMK-BigFoot-1420]

😆 he uses it sow we can't see hims messy room

[@fungus4390]

To go with his unused games

[@01claudLO]

He just likes green

[@EneTheGene]

@@fungus4390 I like this comment. Good job.

[@BigMac87963]

Petition to make this a series since his library was so large

[@genericname2747]

Brilliant idea

[@evansparkman4648]

I second that petition

[@ImMora1]

Signed

[@pokemonking9516]

Got my vote

[@rainbowtapeworm6188]

Yes

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

Stranger: What’s your father’s name? Kid: *Dad Mcdadface*

[@deutschelehrer69]

Lol

[@willis32]

DMV Worker: And your Mothers maiden name? Me: McMotherface... its Irish

[@alexanderhigh3834]

Dad, sailing the Dad McDadface during the DADliest catch

[@Hunter12396]

@@willis32 Mom McDadface

[@JohnPlayerDaniel]

I AM THE BETTER RAPPER HERE WHO IS 2 PAC WHO IS EMINEM !!!!

[@callmeturg]

“Froggy boi, and Kim Jong BOOM” I’ve never heard 2 games that sound that different in my entire life

[@trex1538]

Hey, I saw you hear yesterday!

[@callmeturg]

T Rex I’m here everyday that I have internet, I’m a dedicated simp

[@IamaPERSON]

@@callmeturg lol, same.

[@baher4953]

Turg how is your nose!?

[@anniedangerface]

Call Me Turg and i'm a simp for Turg

[@DenzaMan]

If you're looking for hidden gems in your library, Alpha Protocol is a cult classic RPG which provides ample opportunity to make enemies and be a dick.

[@LonesomePrarie]

Alpha Protocol was so good! Loved it when I was like 16 or so!

[@pascalausensi9592]

Another one is 80 days, a pretty good choose your own adventure.

[@chasemorris3537]

I wish I could play alpha protocol again but it won’t let you redownload on 360

[@judgefudge9373]

I actually got a little excited when I saw alpha protocol because I thought he was gonna play it.

[@bareakon]

Alpha Protocol deserves a sequel to iron out the jank.

[@okavin]

Imagine someone hitting you with their car and then all you hear them say is “oh sorry, I was in my inventory”

[@homicidaltourist7341]

Go Away my mom when she starts going through the center console

[@realisticbutter]

kevin needs to find some irish simulator games and rate them on their accuracy

[@laracosta3715]

Irish Farm simulator

[@mrglock568]

Lara Costa it’s just potatoes

[@pedrostormrage]

10:17 "Is it even my fault if they're running towards my car?" You either die as a victim or live long enough to run people over with a car

[@captainyulef5845]

I quite literally read this in perfect sync as he said it

[@westallen2383]

Doctor: "what seems to be the problem?" Me: "my crabs are feeling suicidal"

[@shiannafoxx]

Love your Grant pfp💀💀

[@westallen2383]

@@shiannafoxx ❤ ty

[@tashkent561]

Is crab therapist a viable carreer option?

[@fullmoonantics]

“Everyone has games in their steam library they never play”. I guess except me I’ve played all 9 of the games in my library

[@wolfzmusic9706]

same 😂😂

[@BetaBoyBill]

The trick is to learn about humble bundle 5 years ago

[@Mskittenlover12]

I literally only have Stardew Valley 😂

[@greasedumpster9781]

I’ve played all 4 of the games in my library, 3 of which are free to play

[@Ricekrispy10]

You clearly haven't had enough Summer Sales under your belt

[@Knox8998]

"Hi drowning, I'm Dad" Best Dad joke for this game

[@kellennicholson4488]

It's also one of the only jokes in Disenchanted that lands. I mean it's Elfo, but still

[@tashkent561]

I kid you not, I laughed so fecking hard at that part

[@andreagwlo]

"We're going to play games." *silence* Yes.

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Yes

[@confused8365]

Yes

[@catelynsinclair7455]

'Is it really my fault if they're running towards me?' 'oh wait, that's the excuse the guy who hit me used.' Oh Kevin

[@itsbtwnyouandi]

BYE THE WAY HE JUST DROPPED THAT AND MOVED ON IMMEDIATELY

[@ohsayitaintso]

"I love and understand this video!" - A real human 100% satisfaction guaranteed. *Day 5 of operation.*

[@kaenagreen1716]

More like bore ragnarok

[@greasedumpster9781]

@@kaenagreen1716 lol amiright

[@manoeleduardoaraujofilho782]

Alpha Protocol is actually a sick game. Played it like crazy when i was younger, got platinum trophy for it. Very good story with the choices in actions and dialogues

[@platypus5146]

The man knows what he is doing bringing that up. In fact with the glitches and the ability to be a dick to everyone. AP is the perfect Call me Kevin game

[@maryannereed2356]

Kevin: "I would never kill anyone". Now, that was fecking hilarious 😁😂

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Now that's a big fat lie

[@beardednutss]

80 days is a hidden gem with great story telling and tons of replayability

[@psyducktective]

“I wouldn’t kill anyone” demonstrably untrue

[@nathanranc8565]

A deep dive into your steam library is like a deep dive to the dark web, you dont know what youll find ....

[@wardinalex4078]

He had dont starve there, that game rocks

[@vividandlucid]

@@wardinalex4078 He and RT played it together a bunch, don't know if you know

[@eric8764]

@@wardinalex4078 He also had The Binding of Isaac Rebirth that game is also great

[@cvango5432]

Day 1 of asking Kevin to make a Christmas album for this years Christmas special

[@anniedangerface]

that would be very acceptable to me

[@fbis1informant.606]

as long as he makes a song about Kim jong boom I'm down with it

[@Apuyina]

omg you're a genius

[@Cherri_Bomb_01]

But clearly, it would be better if he released a Christmas album for Halloween.

[@deadname3350]

FUUUYUCCKKK YEEEAAAAH

[@basicbrittani]

“Let me know what you might like me to play”, TBH you could play the drums for Guitar Hero and I’d still watch. Don’t matter to me 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@rypitekoldan1752]

Kevin: “sends giant metal cage into the ocean” Also Kevin: oh I think I was supposed to attach a boy to that

[@trevrah]

"I wouldn't kill anyone" I don't know about that, Kevin

[@SevenEllen]

Yeah right, we have video-graphic evidence!

[@reguluscorneas2876]

*insert aysat John Cena meme*

[@ecemaksu1507]

Kevin’s making a lot of dad jokes here and I’m terrified there may be a Turg junior coming

[@luciandust2355]

surprised and angered that nobody else has pointed out kevin’s 250+ pending steam messages

[@somerandomknucklesinatank1491]

'' Strap the boy to the cage, that's the first time I said that and it was innocent'' I genuinely want to know where he said that in a bad way.

[@lindseyetheridge1771]

Hey there Kevin, my name is Friends, and today I’m going to be watching you play games.

[@cianmcguirkdigitalmedia]

"For the first in my life I'm disappointed to say I don't have crabs" - Kevin 2020

[@TheRealWiseFool]

Kevin: A buoy, not a boy. I'd never kill anyone. Jim Pickens: So...you've chosen death.

[@bronsoncarder2491]

lmao I actually just started replaying Alpha Protocol, literally less than a week ago. It's weird how those coincidences happen... Seems too perfect sometimes.... Anyway... I've played that game through quite a few times, it's AWESOME. I would love to see you play it. Especially with your... Style of play when it comes to RPGS. That would be a really good game for a "see what happens if I try to fuck everyone over" run.

[@unavailable2516]

IT"S THE TRUMAN SHOW!!!!

[@Chessete]

Kevin looked at "Bad Rats" and said "I can't resist that!"

[@lindseyetheridge1771]

Kevin: “You know it’s a good day if you murder a cat.” My cat, sitting on my lap while I watch this: 👀🙀

[@mitkokatrandviev9912]

@Иван Иванов speciest?

[@chill_fridge]

Иван Иванов more species would be offended if they knew what the hell was going on

[@mitkokatrandviev9912]

@Иван Иванов well it does sound worse but it's not the right word. ¯\_( ' > ') _/¯

[@mitkokatrandviev9912]

@Иван Иванов yea I know. Surprised you didn't whoosh me

[@genericname2747]

I can't believe Kevins a racist

[@Noahjowow]

Is anyone else kinda nervous now every time he puts on his headphones after he missed?

[@eddie6710]

Screencap of Kevin's own totally legit game, recording Crap Fishing at 2.nd of september at 11:05 - hello Future Kevin - thanks for going back in time and spoiling us ^^

[@abby5495]

You can tell Kevin has never gone crabbing in his life. At least when I go, you only wait about 14 hours, not 147

[@jamie0325]

If only the other FNAF games were part of this list, one can dream

[@reigoll]

Thats true I SUMMOM YOU KEVIN TO PLAY MORE FNaF!

[@vurvo574]

Pizzeria Sim and UCN are free so it wouldn’t be a stretch.

[@this9604]

Nah he would just get Jim to do it and at that point he’d hunt them

[@SketchUT]

Petition for Kevin to play FNaF Help Wanted

[@Zaron_Gaming]

10:48 oh you tricky tricky man. you about had me there

[@boomboyo]

The way Kevin immediately dipped when he saw the racially stereotypical bomber rat, man Kevin really do be a better person most people I know in real life.

[@abbye6082]

Kevin all jokes aside, your videos make me laugh more than just about anything. It is an honor watching you ruin the lives of NPCs

[@DarthYall]

3:00 "Not a boy. I wouldn't kill anyone" Kevin your entire channel says otherwise

[@digitallyzer0]

*clicks one of his sims 4 vids*

[@Skooma_Gnark]

what, he didnt play Alpha Protocol? yes, its only like half done, and a second and third part would be REALLY nice!!!! *WINK* *WINK* but still! great game! :)

[@sundry-dexterity]

Wait, He never specified that he was doing something a little bit different D:

[@GregMince]

Kevin: 'Not a boy, y'know I wouldn't kill anyone Also Kevin: Has about 100 episodes of the Sims in which he has had innocent people killed for literally no reason.

[@StormyMainShorts]

I understand and appreciate this video - A 100% Real Human

[@genericname2747]

I hate and don't understand this video - definitely a spam bot

[@DevotionIII]

80 days is genuinely such a great little game. I spent hours on it years ago trying out new routes and unlocking new stories.

[@kalinaszek]

Suicidal crabs I wouldn't think I hear this in the sentence today.

[@NekoMomiChan]

kevin's quiet wheeze at that awful game at 5:57 was just perfect

[@AllyMarie_123]

"I wouldn't kill anyone!" Your track record tells a different story..

[@HuigbertsGamed]

Alternative title: Random games but I'm the Dadliest catch

[@JV-jx7eb]

It’s so great to be able to live on the same planet as Kevin

[@tadeuswernicke2829]

Conspiracy theory: It hurts like hell for Kevin to snap those headphones into his head but he does it anyways because he wants to be cool. Who’s with me?

[@Devp278]

**Flashback to when he snapped them but one of them missed his ear**

[@tadeuswernicke2829]

D P Oh yeah. It’s all coming together

[@AndrewAMMay]

Kevin is cool whatchu mean

[@jenreii]

Kevin is cool and relatable to his fellow youths

[@dynodan9234]

Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)

[@IamaPERSON]

:) oh btw, if you see a guy named star, report him.

[@dynodan9234]

@@IamaPERSON ok

[@IamaPERSON]

@@dynodan9234 thanks. Normally I don't suggest that, but he self promotes

[@dynodan9234]

@@IamaPERSON no problem

[@floofyfoxxo744]

@@IamaPERSON Has that "AXXL" douche come around to this channel yet? I've seen him on a bunch of stuff, but not Kevin or RT's vids. someone ought to ban him one of these days.

[@muffledshuffle6063]

I dont know why but the thought of a guy named dad standing in one place for 60 hours is hilarious.

[@katiekay8862]

Love this kind of content it's fun to watch

[@MHF786]

I don't why but Kevin is becoming more and more relatable and I don't know how I feel about that.

[@keelinn]

First time in a while Kevin got the headphones on without missing his ear 👏👏👏👏 Congrats Kevin

[@anniedangerface]

so proud

[@collapsednan4131]

Congrats on the success of your channel, I love your videos and watch it all the time

[@westminsterabbey.6916]

Honestly looking at the number of them, this could easily be it’s own series.

[@M3cha.]

I thought I had people that got the bait Turg: O, TuRg EAteD tHe bAit

[@CommanderWiggins]

That's my new headcanon. Dad McDadface couldn't catch any crabs because the only other crew member was Turg.

[@torunsandstrom1296]

I love how he reacted to having to wait one minute twenty seconds, because it’s too relatable

[@magnusmandel]

Alpha Protocol was such a great game. Every once in a while I come back to it and play through the story again.

[@ryn.999]

Would definitely love more of these videosss

[@ericrodriguez4566]

Has Kevin ever played the Henry Stickman games? If he hasn't, I would love to see it.

[@this9604]

Eric Rodriguez he’s only played a few

[@deadname3350]

looks like u gotta do the same thing that the dude stop guy did

[@ericrodriguez4566]

What did he do?

[@Shanetor]

@@ericrodriguez4566 repeatedly asked for Kevin to play 'Stop Dude' and it worked... Eventually

[@ericrodriguez4566]

I guess I can do that

[@anniedangerface]

You’re starting to look like a very pale pirate with that beard, Kevin.

[@elli3352]

So online piracy?

[@wilwolf1444]

Captain Palebeard perhaps?

[@anniedangerface]

Wil Wolf i approve

[@kanefedde6074]

I actually love these videos of you doing games that're just sitting around

[@mimekey]

Yes, pleeease do more videos like this! I love everything you do, but the crappy games are definitely a highlight!

[@tragician474]

You wanna hear a joke? What did chicken say when he crossed the road? Chicken? More like... Bore Ragnarok

[@abby5495]

I forgot about that joke for 2.5 seconds

[@genericname2747]

What did the chicken say when he crossed the road? Love.. is a burning thing..

[@aliveslice]

Day 6 of thanking Kevin's fanbase for not being toxic.

[@shelby8101]

I like your username and pic

[@schlock_konn]

Eeeh

[@IamaPERSON]

You're welcome

[@jarlboof]

Its cringe tho

[@jarlboof]

Its cringe tho

[@sidbaosterberg6423]

Kevin please continue your hardcore minecraft world!! I loved that series. I love all of your videos I just would love to see you continue that one especially since you did like making them! Thank youuu!

[@SqueakytheZepa]

I've considered doing something like this myself from time to time but never ended up going through with it. I've got quite a handful of backlog myself from Humble Bundles. Your demonstration simultaneously encourages me to plumb the depths hidden in my game list as well as makes me fearful for what I may find. XD

[@ESCEra13]

Day 68 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

[@Xexden]

i oneup this

[@VerbalVantage]

i twoup this

[@NorthernGreenEyes]

I threeup this

[@Cerixem]

I fourup this

[@GHow1998]

I fiveup this

[@RobinFlysHigh]

1:03 For a moment my brain thought that was Octodad: Dadliest Catch and I got excited 🙁

[@xerce2]

he played that!!

[@charl13coll1ns6]

This music 😂😂 it’s every video. 😂❤️

[@dr.k8610]

Rec Room is actually a really fun VR game. I saw it in Kevin’s list, and it’s nowhere near as low quality as you may expect. It’s a very fun social experience

[@tahitiandfaith1962]

Love the beard, although you’ve had it for a while, it’s really epic, and it suits you

[@chewbekah]

Although I love the headphones smack dearly, as a glasses wearer, it does make me wince a little bit every time

[@Yah_Beerus]

Kevin your videos help me when im sad thank you alot

[@jaw5624]

This could easily be a series, please keep doing this Kevin

[@platypus5146]

Kevin "I have games ive never played, OHHH look alapha protocol that looks fun." Never have i been so teased by a Kevin video

[@JessInThe999]

I would watch a series of this if Kevin was down to "broke protocol" on his channel

[@globoxo9901]

Well, Alpha Protocol is a really good RPG from Obsidian

[@BigMeechEJ25]

1:20. Kevin you kill me man haha. Also my new supervisor started this week and his name is Jim......I have to keep resisting the urge to follow it up with Pickens.

[@callmeturg]

Day 23 of telling Kevin that he is beautiful ❤️ Day 5 of asking Kevin what his favorite color is

[@theoriginalrockysprings]

Nice username

[@callmeturg]

Rockysprings thanks

[@IamaPERSON]

:P

[@callmeturg]

I am a PERSON yes

[@callmeturg]

Иван Иванов day one of telling you hello

[@ziggythecartoon]

"Alpha Protocol, that looks cool!" Oh, you sweet summer child...

[@sariahsaurus]

I’m glad you’ve got the same issue with buoy I have. My kids thought the mermaid was “sitting on a boy” in the Eddystone Light.

[@Bellandora]

I would love to see Kevin play Alan Wake! I do enjoy the concept of playing steam games you haven’t played before as a video!

[@callmecrix9602]

8:26 Only the real MVP's remember xXNoRegretsXx and MTG

[@dr.k8610]

All these games nobody has heard of but there were some real ones in there, like Arkham Origins, Bioshock 2 (which I highly suggest everyone play, including Kevin), Borderlands, etc

[@Dreamy-writer]

“Not a boy. I wouldn’t kill anyone.” *laughs in Sims*

[@deadname3350]

todays vid is already much better the yesterdays I love you kevin ❤

[@anniedangerface]

Day 4 of begging Kevin to make Default and Turg fall in love and start a family.

[@comeslammer9455]

Hey Kevin, you should play a game called Tyranny where being evil is recommended

[@shadyoder6055]

I love when he does random games like this

[@skyniko6340]

Thank you for cheering me up... I had a pretty tough day today and I'm very sad, but you're the one that puts a little smile on my face

[@yee5074]

Day 9 of not having anything to ask kevin to play

[@Oridoesntdomuch]

Well than ask him to finish Gregory horror show

[@baher4953]

I relly want him to play batman telltale

[@IamaPERSON]

@@baher4953 I think he did at one point

[@baher4953]

@@IamaPERSON no i checked every where! He didn't play it

[@wakeupandsmelltherain6351]

Finishing resident evil 7??

[@MrWiktorHere]

Alpha protocol was great actually, as a 12 year old I thoroughly enjoyed it

[@MinecraftGamerSven]

over the years ive notcied sometimes they add random games to your library

[@BarbusCraft]

I would actually love a full video on you figuring out the Deadliest catch game!