Mojang Approved Jokes

[@camman18]

LIVE HERE RIGHT NOW PLAYIN MINECRAFT www.twitch.tv/camman18​ www.twitch.tv/camman18​ www.twitch.tv/camman18​

[@TheCodingGamerYT]

Bro needs to put the link 3 times 💀

[@stl8752]

crazy

[@Littlered-du9ee]

Hi

[@Sekundeee]

HI

[@dedicategrinder88]

@@TheCodingGamerYTfr fr 💀

[@a_person_of_all_time]

Mojang really made dad jokes canonical in the lore

[@Fathom732]

"But hey, that's just a theory..."

[@zenketski]

If your world-building and you don't have dad jokes, you just suck at world-building.

[@CallanBlock]

A Game Theory!

[@MarkJoel1]

His jokes got me dry out ☠

[@Shadow-.spear1]

Yeah

[@Shinebrightlikeadiamond000]

Rare footage of Camman not understanding Minecraft

[@cheses.]

​@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringewhat did sambucha do to you?

[@Tighten.]

“my content is better” “trump 2024” is trump even running? i dont care if your content is better is that his mugshot? i dont think you should use someones mugshot to support them

[@ur_local_dragon_dealer]

Or not criticising it 😂

[@timh6792]

@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringeBruh Trump literally is the deep state. He‘s not fighting for you against the elites, you have been brainwashed. Trump literally is the elite. Controlled Opposition is what Trump is, nothing more. If you want a based pfp use the based mustache man or something like that.

[@Deadpool2566.]

​@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringeyour a trimp supporter what are you

[@Fathom732]

"the steaks have never been higher" that's a new one💀

[@atsizbalik]

they were sniffing the snow

[@rexperverziff]

*MY CONTENT IS WORSE THAN CAMMAN18, IT IS TRUE!*

[@-Lazy]

so high...

[@aslashc]

1000th like 👍🏽

[@calixarkincruz572]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[@imtheonewiththeage]

you block their path. You *BLOCK* their path

[@Palash-mo4d]

Oh, OHHHHHHHHHHH

[@Jenbobs100]

with a block

[@who316]

Block doesn't even sound like a familiar word anymore after this

[@Omkar-m5c]

Wtf

[@DylanKok602]

nah I don’t think so

[@hanakang1315]

okay but the steaks joke actually slaps

[@Opowl2468]

I think if it was phrased differently then it would be good. Like "What do you call a group of cows on a mountain?" "High stakes" or something along those lines

[@kram8224]

like how u slap your-

[@PeterParkerr612]

@@kram8224 😏

[@just-someone-idk]

it *slays*

[@midgellthemidget]

itta knee slappet

[@IMNOTSKEPTIBS]

Rare footage of a gamer opening a book after 50 years

[@thunderstorm3724]

Crazyyy

[@salmonsuc]

Wow

[@salmonsuc]

It was a list of jokes so it shouldn't count

[@William-afton____]

As a gamer I touch grass and love reading.. Damn Minecraft mods are amazing

[@jaydenkim-jg4sm]

Crazyyy

[@lhering]

I guess the 'joke' is that "block" is both a verb and a noun. So you're blocking their path with a block. That's the only explanation I can think of.

[@purpleopaia4580]

I thought it was talking about the zombie's pathfinding

[@lhering]

@@purpleopaia4580 in what respect?

[@GulianaGrissett-jd6dn]

i also thought about pathfinding- like the code and the actual path, but this makes more sense

[@deri313]

BLOCK is path

[@JmMateo933]

Ok

[@sgenpatagnan3233]

How do you stop a zombie from attacking? Camman: I block it's path, duhhh

[@poppyorsomething]

You BLOCK its path. Y'know how Minecraft is made of blocks? Block. Yeah.

[@danielbodon14]

get it, probably

[@izkaoix]

I don't know man

[@OkochatheGOAT]

𝖸𝖾𝖺𝗁, 𝗇𝗈 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗍 𝖲𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗅𝗈𝖼𝗄.

[@theow771]

Wow that’s awful

[@Waffle_Laffle]

I cant tell wether to die from cringe or to laugh like theres no tomorrow

[@XopterCat]

Rare footage of Camman not screaming into the mic every 2 seconds

[@MikaZIZO]

Facts

[@arthurmens-pegail2652]

I don't think it is rare when there's a comment on that every two video

[@braedenk.4173]

297 likes but 2 replies? Lemme fix that.

[@roboblue_]

​@@braedenk.4173don't, just dont

[@MicahRoni.]

bruh the like to rply ratio tho

[@PizzaDoge821]

rare footage of camman not plugging his twitch on saturday

[@memeprism1]

he.. did it…

[@Faleler]

he did it..

[@max_playzzz5184]

@@Faleleryeah but it was 5 hour ago while he comment 10 hours ago

[@MinosPrimeOfficial]

Canman🥵

[@TheBoss-bd8sn]

Check again 💀

[@YourOnlyLG]

“You block its path” Literally every father: HAHAHA

[@seyoukii]

dad jokes really became a minecraft feature edit: there’s always a war in the comments. just don’t randomly start to talk about jesus and whose content and trump and whatnot in the comments…

[@thekillergamer5667]

​@Etlagab no body asked

[@mortal3806]

Dad jokes are so bad that they're good, these are just bad

[@Ikirus]

Better than the jokes in the joke book

[@eggroll9766]

Jesus Is the way the Truth and the life the first and the last who ever confess that Jesus Is lord will be saved ❤️ Jesus loves you God is Good ..❤️

[@eggroll9766]

@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringe Jesus Is the way the Truth and the life the first and the last who ever confess that Jesus Is lord will be saved ❤️ Jesus loves you God is Good ..

[@jinwithson]

As an 7 years old kid I'm still waiting for my nether portal tutorial

[@blobfishboy8678]

@Etlagabk

[@Garlic12]

@Etlagab nobody asked

[@LamonteHarlin]

@Etlagabyou copied a cash short with not crediting

[@pugonarug6407]

I can tell your age with your spelling

[@gergelymolnar]

​@Etlagabasked?🤨

[@lvchie]

Let's go jokes for the six year old fan base!

[@RogatkaWR]

@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringe?

[@birdmcrandomsux]

@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringenuh uh

[@lvchie]

​@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringeno

[@granolah413]

XD

[@lvchie]

​@@granolah413👍

[@NotTheBoss._.]

I actually own that book. I got it for Christmas two years ago, and I can confirm the book is an absolute joke itself

[@noahmartin5239]

These hit harder than a netherite axe

[@Frrny_]

Now thats good

[@Immm.mmnmm...]

@Taktikal_kid727☠️

[@RolyPoIy]

You place a BLOCK down. You BLOCK it's path.

[@DaBabyBee]

Smart

[@Mistyre]

​@dababybee8079 I knew that. It's pretty easy to understand.

[@fra7210]

ohhhhh

[@Gorillatagog]

⁠@@Mistyrei didn’t understand

[@hazel_lolll]

@@Mistyre i didnt understand

[@wilchimooncake]

I actually had this and I still have it to this day, it's in my room.

[@aquafox8426]

Same

[@CHEEZYBRUH]

Same kinda

[@ArachnidAbby]

On amazon it says it was published in 2019....

[@kurtcobains.guitar]

same

[@troyvandermerwe2423]

I ALSO HAD IT

[@subagada]

Block = shield Also Block = place a block

[@phillyeagles16]

This is 100% the first time camman has read a book😂

[@rehanabdullah7626]

Lmao. Probably true

[@Nazblue-nw3zr]

@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringeno

[@X4R80]

@Etlagabnah not another one

[@aidenstudiosfilms]

😂😂😂😂

[@Nazblue-nw3zr]

@randomcontentuploader990 no

[@realdepartmentalized6615]

You see, the zombie joke is very advanced, none of us mortals can understand it.

[@luckysnakerivals3220]

explain it then :)

[@PinballWarrior]

I think cuz like you place a block so you block it

[@errorschnansch1892]

​@@luckysnakerivals3220he is also mortal

[@errorschnansch1892]

​@@PinballWarrioroooh

[@rosicak6642]

@@PinballWarrior Actually makes sense now

[@aclzx]

Because you literally BLOCK its path with a BLOCK

[@georgeaallan]

This is German humour at its finest

[@rifatahmad286]

Ooooooohhh

[@SomebodyU_Know]

Oooh, makes sense

[@Mintuber]

@@georgeaallanThis is somehow worse

[@Zimbobroke]

@@georgeaallanfake, german humour is nonexistent.

[@The_Reaper1011]

My guy said sheeps and got away with it

[@takooishi]

My favourite one is Steve:have I slept through dinner? Alex: Yes. A big "missed steak"

[@aceybaby0.3]

Steve made a Baaaaaaad choice

[@ItzRiyadh_2127]

​@@aceybaby0.3 that joke was a-mooo-sing

[@KiwoVenti]

I CAN'T 😂😂

[@aceybaby0.3]

@@KiwoVenti You must take the steak chance it’s a baaaaaaad misteak if you dont

[@ItzRiyadh_2127]

@@aceybaby0.3 You're on a roll dont make any mis-steaks

[@zevoid369]

This joke plays on a double meaning of the word "block." In Minecraft, "blocking" usually refers to using a block (a type of item in the game) to prevent something from happening. In this case, the joke humorously suggests that to stop a zombie from attacking, you can literally place a physical block (an obstacle) in its path to hinder its movement. It combines the game's mechanics with a play on words for a humorous effect.

[@pinksapphire13]

Thanks!

[@keysystem]

alright gpt the gigs up

[@Icyfire109]

@@keysystem I thought it sounded inhuman.

[@DefinitelyNot05-1]

You could have just said “blocks are used in the game and placing a block in front of the zombie stops it hence blocking it

[@Syph-x1l]

how tf did you understand this

[@pxrfectixn.]

fast lifehacks how to get bullied in school in 5 minutes

[@pou-c]

speedrun tips and tricks

[@ImTimothe]

"The steaks have never been higher" Uh- you know- it just feels weird

[@googleuser8158]

Rare footage of camman using birch pressure plate👀

[@mico2790]

@@Philball_matthew wdym?

[@ILikeTurtles74]

​@@mico2790yeah

[@A-J-C123]

@@Philball_matthewfor the mutton joke the mutton was on a birch pressure plate

[@spidertato1]

50 screen shots already tooken O-o

[@googleuser8158]

​@@Philball_matthewbud i think your high

[@Duveggiebruhdas]

The zombie joke is that you use a BLOCK (block of hay, block of netherite, ect)to block the zombie.

[@benj6035]

Yes we know, it still doesnt make sense

[@SkyblocksGuildHypixelPit]

OHHHH I GET IT, CAUSE YOU BLOCK ITS PATH BUT YOUR USING A BLOCK

[@benj6035]

@@SkyblocksGuildHypixelPit you didnt get it before?

[@domantasdulkys2965]

I did not

[@benj6035]

@@domantasdulkys2965 im losing faith in humanity

[@yes.0000]

Ngl the steak one was pretty good 💀

[@The_rat2]

Fr bro💀

[@Cosmists]

Fr💀

[@hirushan_dissanayake]

what was the meaning of that?

[@Deasty]

​@@hirushan_dissanayakethere's a saying which goes along the lines of "the stakes are high", but since minecraft cows drop steak when they die and that they were on a mountain, it was "the steaks are high". It's a wordplay based on the spelling.

[@enceant5234]

You *block* his path (Like a dirt *block*)

[@enceant5234]

I found this 4 months later , and he still dosent know

[@SujiBearGaming]

The Naughty item in minecraft is Naughty-less Shell

[@heritonrodrigues5238]

but its naughty-LESS tho so its not naughty

[@YaseenTheDream]

Better joke: Q: What did alex say after feeding her cows 2 pounds of crack cocaine each? A: The steaks have never been higher. Get it? Get it?

[@panmichauu9430]

Its better than the original

[@TemplaCon]

Your joke, but worse

[@zayaan9574]

CRACK

[@Goobercuzwhynot12984]

No

[@Squid_Bean]

@@zayaan9574 yeah that’s what they said

[@stormrangerx]

What does Steve do to stay in shape? He runs a few times around the block

[@Muffin44434]

Okay, see, this is actually funny.

[@WaitingWatch7095]

No, he runs 1m²

[@TemplaCon]

@@WaitingWatch7095 and you just ruined a perfectly made joke

[@WaitingWatch7095]

@@TemplaCon That's my job

[@Longest_comment501]

@@WaitingWatch7095same I ruin jokes all the time

[@brolo345yee4]

You “BLOCK” it’s path

[@toiletpeparman2725]

I've never felt more tired than right now

[@ladybugbee]

take a nap

[@SparkleFart5842]

Same

[@OverStrive2008]

😔 😩😫🥱

[@Meemus_Tree_Frog]

l

[@that_one_kid08080]

bro took dad jokes to a whole different level

[@Some_danish_guy]

*_The steaks have risen_*

[@Bendernity]

No, this wasn’t a different level, this is the same level. Wtf are you talking about?

[@lahoua2653]

🤖🤖🤖

[@Idkwiamco]

First time of Camman not roasting us

[@XD_Salad]

Or asking minecarts to go faster

[@XD_Salad]

@Etlagab no💀

[@Super76_R1]

​@@XD_Saladwhen will i not see this guy

[@tuberculiosis]

Na like half of the book is a joke

[@UsmanNasir-jf2lb]

Block: block means i blocked their path. block: object

[@o7Revan]

The book we never knew we needed:

[@pelegkislasi8723]

We don't

[@Kerttis]

i always knew

[@RainbowXD-lz9wj]

but i alr have it

[@onerandoman]

Bro is stalking Mojang’s office without them even noticing

[@Willow_I_Guess]

those meat jokes had some raw talent behind them

[@Janimationzz]

Has sone raw as in raw meat?- idk 😶😐

[@Willow_I_Guess]

@@Janimationzz raw talent can mean that something is like... pure talent, they're really, truly good. also, raw as in uncooked. me saying "those meat jokes had some raw talent" was a pun.

[@Janimationzz]

@@Willow_I_Guess bro I know what is means 👌 you became like my English teacher lol 👌

[@Willow_I_Guess]

@@Janimationzz ah yes, I english much well, me the bestest englisher. 👍👍👍

[@Janimationzz]

@@Willow_I_Guess real

[@TheREALForgottenones]

They were dad jokes and i completely read it 3 times

[@FORDGT40_SPITFIRE]

Camman : but pork chop isnt a karate move! Literally everyone watching: no shit Sherlock 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@bilalazhar1492]

Rare footage of Camman not yelling on his ‘friends’ Mojang on something THEY did💀💀

[@Men_Of_Culture33]

Not so rare footage of camman18 not teaching us how to mske a nether portal

[@vishousgamer]

Those were the most awkward jokes I've ever heard 💀

[@Gregory_12]

I don't understand the last one.

[@Shadys63]

You BLOCK its path. With a BLOCK. That’s the joke. Hahaha.

[@TheRobloxKid397]

Camman:Reads Out The Mutton joke *eats pork*

[@JadeGaming224]

Fr

[@garfield1234-jo7yw]

Didn't even know about that 😅

[@milesfreilich968]

I want an episode where Camman reacts to the whole book, start to finish, and reacts to it.

[@ryantoosi1851]

same

[@fredschofield6264]

WELL YOUR NOT GETTING ONE

[@allfunandgames1976]

Where he reacts to it, and reacts to it... Reread that bestie

[@S.F.Y.T.A.G]

"But a pork chop isn't a karate move." No shit, it's a joke.

[@rokshanaqureshi9329]

Ikr

[@johanalexandernarezmejia3054]

Plus its actually "karate chop" they just changed "karate" with "pork"

[@NoahtheAIPlayer]

Bro, it's taking it literally

[@IMe-nu9hc]

@@NoahtheAIPlayerfr

[@prinzexisalowqualityytber]

:nerd emoji

[@WylieMarsen]

The last one is like the why did chicken cross the road joke. The point is that the answer is supposed to be something obvious that you wouldn't expect in a joke.

[@PacMan2759YT]

Camman will buy books for his students at this point

[@Player-ux4ke]

​@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringehow about no

[@Player-ux4ke]

@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringe alright that's a no

[@NeonX913]

​@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringeWHY DONT YOU STOP REEEPPLLYYIINNGGG

[@NeonX913]

Hes nice at this point

[@ATLAenthusiast]

heres a better one: Steve walks into a bar and askes for a beer. The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve minors"

[@SoraTempestOG]

Back in my days, the comment section had answers not these "Rare footage of" or "Dad Joke" copied comments.

[@JKBDTS]

Answers for what?

[@SoraTempestOG]

@@JKBDTS What did that joke meant

[@TippyToeTimson]

I remember the old days, i miss them 😢

[@TheLittleRedVixen]

​@TippyToeTimson Bro it was 5 years ago

[@Musicalheart430]

The joke is that you "block" its path with a block cause that's like the only way to block it in Minecraft 😑 because there are just "blocks" but it's not even that funny

[@Playtv_infire]

"The steaks have never been highter"💀

[@oceanduckskyfairy]

Back in my day The comments had the answers alright ok i saw the answers now ok

[@SansCool440]

There are answer here actually..

[@omni-virusglitch6664]

You BLOCK it's path

[@ronaldofan7119]

​@@omni-virusglitch6664Can you explain it with more defenition?

[@timxg]

@@ronaldofan7119 you place a block down, so you BLOCK its path.

[@timxg]

@CorbodNNobbyMC the joke is that you’re placing *blocks* down. and you’re *blocking* its path.

[@seitzgd]

"a pork chop isn't a karate move" it's *a* ""joke""

[@stanleyyou1233]

Fr

[@bakedpotato9910]

Real

[@Bensaidhi]

A chop is a “karate” move

[@Bensaidhi]

They just…. Added a pork to it for the joke

[@arn3107]

yeah but see puns usually have double meanings and most often than not they actually make sense, unlike this one

[@Ryan-mj4zc]

"Why doesnt a zombie get cold?" "Because it already goes brrrrr"

[@Chrono-and-Co]

You BLOCK it's path.

[@JJroyalblue]

Still waiting for the nether portal tutorial...

[@Earthling_Of_theLiving]

@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringetf

[@PP-Guy21]

Camman can somehow make any joke unfunny💀

[@EvyAndEverlyn]

Canman*

[@pengxu9244]

Canboy*

[@rekhasainisaini3496]

The zombie joke is a reference to the fact that it's minecraft, you literally "block" it's path

[@katherinechin4641]

yes but WHATS THE ACTUAL JOKE

[@pike4447]

@@katherinechin4641that’s the joke

[@katherinechin4641]

I’m so confused, to me that’s just a verb.

[@PitsaGuy1]

@@katherinechin4641you literally block its path with a Minecraft block

[@JWC342]

It’s funny coz u were expecting a complicated reason when it was simple

[@luisjona]

I am dying to this and I don’t know why 💀

[@fw._nft]

alex: i really like watching live streams. steve: why? alex: they really float my boat

[@yash8426]

I don't understand pls explain

[@dracopixel0]

@@yash8426stream like a body of water

[@jellojuice_]

@@yash8426Stream is water

[@ckg_b]

someone really thought I wanted this for my birthday (I didn’t, just to clarify). I skimmed through it and I was crying all the through because it really hurt me to read it

[@luciantos912]

Block- *Stop* Also block-🟩🟥🟨🟧🟦🟪🟫⬜⬛ Porkchop-😵🐷 Pork chop-🐷🤺🤼‍♂️🤼‍♀️🤼

[@Birdey03RL]

Camman should be a stand up comedian 😂

[@barcafanboy2283]

I am so happy to see this generation being happy 😊😊

[@greensharktwod]

@Etlagabkiddo commenting everywhere like an npc 💀

[@keegangates4201]

@etlagab your channel is mostly stolen mrbeast videos

[@littleocgaming]

Camman needs to use these on stream tonight😂

[@dinolord2710]

is he streaming

[@MrrJamesqwerty]

Minecraft got the whole squad laughing 💀

[@Officialpurpler]

the last joke is like u BLOCKING his path(it means u put a block like “You BLOCK🟩 its path

[@kawjer]

these would be more approved by people in facebook than mojang employees

[@Cgtrailsandtails]

Mojang really decided to add jokes for a new feature 💀

[@Diogenes68]

“Why is the Blacksmith always blamed for farting?” “Because he who smelt it dealt it.”

[@hussainmehdi4378]

LoL why isnt this in the book

[@wwaaaarden]

lmao

[@ghofranhayek2535]

Lol😂

[@gpavitra85]

NAHH

[@ChickenDoodleSoup-]

@@hussainmehdi4378it probably is

[@Prismarine_Man]

The Alex Joke Is Actually Good

[@MuffinOnDisc]

What's a pigs favorite attack? Boom

[@DR-Crimson]

Lol

[@DanteIsmaelTorresvelazquez]

@@MuffinOnDisc I don't get it

[@MuffinOnDisc]

@@DanteIsmaelTorresvelazquez creepers were glitched pigs

[@Bapperybapple]

Bro broke character being the smartest Minecraftian for a second-

[@reallynormalperson]

he was never the smartest but he was good at finding information

[@ozgamerab8780]

“Why are skeletons always scared?” “They have no guts” 😂

[@Goobercuzwhynot12984]

Noice

[@It-is-I-racist-dustdust]

Scare what? "Scare the human"

[@ashutoshkumarjha5180]

He should be doing stand-up comedy

[@Gigaboi01]

as a bot i have the ability to say: Mojang needs to hire this man

[@richscott2619]

"The steaks have never been higher" Thats a new low.

[@averageevee]

"A pork chop isn't a karate move" has to be the most "I don't know what a pun is" statement I've ever heard.

[@eea141]

"But the prok chop isnt a karate move. " r/woooosh

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

My man, that’s the joke he was making. You’ve been wooshed by a woosh.

[@itsraziq]

​@@justkittensbeingkittens5892what does the woosh mean anymore

[@SeanMurphy-xm1mb]

"But a porkchop isn't a karate move" ..... No shit sherlock.

[@thatrespectguy]

Camman really needs that joke book

[@liongames_gaming]

I love it how half of them aren't even related to minecraft

[@sussyeel]

Mojang needs to hire this guy..

[@shmunk825]

NPC

[@shmunk825]

@Etlagab You don’t make content, you steal content. And it’s not better than this.

[@RealLukifer]

"mojang needs to hire this guy!"-🤖🤖🤖

[@Avocartoonist226]

He didn’t even do any this video bruh

[@Thepuglover9234]

You said it for no reason, bot.

[@bleachyYT_]

I understood the last one, and i dont even- WH-

[@guineagames1048]

What does it mean?

[@bleachyYT_]

@@guineagames1048 "you BLOCK it's path" block=minecraft blocks

[@hurremshehzadi]

Mojang make best joke in 1 years

[@OkxyThe1st]

That "Pork chop" literally got me😂

[@gamingdestruction2918]

Is sad when they make jokes, it doesn't make you laugh is just a joke that.. can be said. MAKE ME LAUGH

[@MMkuba33]

You BLOCK its path with a BLOCK

[@I3457_]

The last joke is a think about you using block to block his path

[@user-qp3gx3df2f]

Minecraft is made out of blocks. You “block” its path. That’s the punchline

[@Tomato_melonYT]

The zombie one is a ''block'' because the game is made out of blocks

[@GoofyAhhHandleHere]

Fun fact: they’re going to use the Minecraft joke book for every joke in the Minecraft movie.

[@Baller_rbx-official]

Mojang got the dad jokes premium

[@Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420]

These will definitely be in the minecraft movie

[@pou-c]

it's like "why didn't the villager trade maps?" "because they aren't a cartographer."