Camp Mike 2010 - If I Were Not A Boy Scout

This hilarious skit was performed by Troop 532 of Helena, AL. At the very end, you can hear Daniel Wright telling me to put this on KZbin. Your wish is my command, Daniel.

[@thebeefmeister]

I heard the scoutmaster one go, "If I were not a boy scout, I'd tell ya what I'd be. If I were not a boy scout a scoutmaster I would be. There's the trail, it's not far. You guys walk, I'll take the car."

[@gocubs1815]

This is actually a very well traveled skit. The staff at the camp we went to every summer did a variation. Brings back memories to see this troop do their own twist on it!

[@justanewokwithinternetacce3905]

Same! The guy that teaches archery would be a whipperwill.

[@quint1968]

This is probably the best 'If I were not a boy scout' i've ever seen.

[@JuanStamos]

that first kid giving his heart out

[@charleshallsc]

My favorite one of this skit was Firefighter I would be JUMP LADY JUMP LADY OOOO SPLAT

[@wbbeaver]

This is one of the best versions of this song I've ever seen. I've seen plenty- all across the country. Kudos guys!

[@candacedanilczyk4928]

I remember when my patrol did this but weren’t Boy Scouts we are both boys and girl it was so fun

[@Saxyandishowit]

We memorized this and performed it at girl's camp. soooo much fun ;)

[@michael1234252]

I remembered when I troop did this back in 2009 we had one boy saying that he would be a Girl Scout.

[@fetchanimations7109]

Oh yeah I saw a troop do it that way in a summer camp! “Ding dong hello! BUY MY COOKIES!!!”

[@alexblatchford4147]

I saw one say a rapper I would be goodness gracious I got the bling blang!

[@alexblatchford4147]

Also there was a drill sergeant less rights more rules ooh look at my muscles!

[@alexblatchford4147]

Man summer camps were the best!

[@kaylahall1219]

Cheerleader: go !fight! Hope I look all right

[@mwermuthland]

I heard this song at Boy Scout Camp back in 1995. It's good to hear it again, though all the alternate jobs I remember were not sung here.

[@LetsTubetalk]

This brought me back... I LOVE IT! 🤣🤣🤣

[@spencerevans4949]

One of the best versions I've seen of this skit. Well done! Very clever.

[@thespoopygh0st]

Some time I like watching videos like this, reminds me of thr skits I'd do at summer camp

[@charlottesoos7682]

I've been in Scouting in one way or another most of my life and seen many, many skit shows over the years... I've seen this performed lots of times, but NEVER as fantastically flawless, inventive and funny as this! Sending that troop lots of love from England x Ps. Please totally ignore the rude, ignorant and worthless comments; hugely un-scouting and quite frankly embarrassing!

[@dakhac]

I love the way they performed. I have an impression that they put all their heart there. :)

[@AceOutdoorsTX]

Awesome job boys!! I love the coordination & effort put into it. Love the changes that I saw from when I did it in my day

[@Stephen6131]

They left out the plumber (Flush it plunge it look out below)

[@Teefunnny]

lol

[@reelinboyofficial6319]

I had done this skit yesterday, well, I was at AOL camp, and the staff did it. It looked a lot like this, but some of them where different and/or swapped. We did left to right, swapped some of the positions, and the boxer was captain America. "Truth, justice, and for America! Also, we did the most recent to least recent. I know that is just like what you, but we also did a carpenter instead of the one before lunch lady, dd not do lunch lady, the cow had its own, and it would scream "MOOOOOOO". We also skipped preacher, and had girl scout as our last one, after that, they all screamed and ran away. They didn't even do the rest of the song, as soon as they said that, they all ran away and sat down, besides the guy running the campfire, whatever his name is.

[@tranhau3818]

Simple but happy. Like it! Love you too much.

[@007Mox007]

love this, we (den leader/pack master) did this for our cub scouts at out recent family camp out. great job!

[@blissski]

well put together!

[@MinecraftIndy74]

Wow this is completely different (Role-Wise) from my troop's version. The politician-Preacher combo is included in ours though xD

[@liamshrader2295]

Being a camp staff member of the one and only 7Ranges i give it a 10 out of 10

[@williamredfern2683]

l give it 0 , what a load of idiots , I blame parents for letting them join this outfit

[@nicholasperez8482]

william redfern someone wasn't loved

[@chrisbacon644]

William red fern I am currently a registered star scout and I can tell you scouting in general is a hell a ton a fun especially summer camp so if I were you I'd get that uniform on right now to shut the f**k up

[@haleighhudson7813]

This made my day!!!

[@ProGamesDaily]

Forgot UPS man. (while repeatedly smashing the box in anyway possible) FRAGILE!!! FRAGILE!!! (and now stopping and holding it out) Here's your package ma'am.

[@user-ez1jz6th2u]

One of the best things the staff will ever do

[@nicklodise8114]

This is a small example of the fun Scouts have doing at camps. Great FUN would of Loved to have been there !! "and a good ole OWL was he "

[@swirledworld340]

Looks like a perfect example of boys scouts 1/11 were made to bend over while the rest had a good time.... this skit is fawking weird

[@lmcgrego9944]

wow you guys are awesome! XD great job!

[@DogeEditz934]

0:04 he was alone starting

[@zhunter9912]

now im supper glad im a boyscouts

[@seanparker4746]

Awesome - good job guys!

[@georgeharrisonshairyson]

My dad sang this when he was in Boy Scouts 1960 XD he was the farmer

[@DatNguyen-pv6uh]

Good job, very funny!

[@Anivlogs501]

Good

[@zhunter9912]

bro i dint know boyscouts was like that in 2010🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kaylasmith9499]

Omg i lovev this

[@bobthecrazymaniac840]

Lumberjack: find a tree, chop a tree, I hate Ecology Bus driver: Swerve, Skid, I Think I hit a kid

[@DatOneGamer9870]

Politician: Raise the taxes, lower the pay. Vote for me on election day !!!

[@GoldMining1000]

Excellent!

[@abadgamer3318]

here is a line from my summer camp, Swerve skid! I think I hit a kid

[@academision]

Bus driver right? 😂

[@ZCchips]

We did that at Camp Bunn in Illinois. Instead of just random jobs we imitated our counselors. Mine was "If I weren't a Boy Scout there's somethin I would be, if I weren't a Boy Scout, a shooting instructor I would be, shoot this shoot that, that is not a weapon!!!!

[@doobob95z]

I know this says Camp Mike, and maybe I'm wrong... but that certainly does look like Comer Scout Reservation. I love this skit by the way. Keep up the scout sprit.

[@richardtaylor9991]

doobob95z I'm the bellhop in this video and can confirm that it was Camp Comer

[@lucascayden]

Camp Mike is one of the camps in the Comer Scout Reservation

[@fruit_smoovie]

jeez, it's just a skit. if you don't like this, then why are you here?

[@WeaselLiesel]

haha.... that's creative... I love skits nights at camp and at the end of council events!!! (Go Crew 224!!!)

[@HeartableMichelle]

omg it looks so much like Camp Gorton!

[@EndercakeTheMessenger]

I did this recently at camp masawepie

[@marygay9714]

When my husband was a scoutmaster he was always the ballerina. Six foot two, two hundred pound ballerina:}

[@williamredfern2683]

well he was a scout master ,

[@harmlesshawk1794]

@thatrangakiid "A girl scout I would be" Also, the Camp Durant Staff has done this skit for about three years, and it's still pretty cool.

[@handsomespacegamer7026]

Evan was here

[@Scoutmasterio]

come and see our Camp. you'll get more. @Pramuka Indonesia Scout Salute !

[@kchlxy18]

impressive

[@TheodoreDage]

If this is Camp Comer, they probably did the OA call-out at that campfire - so all OA brothers were to wear the sash. It's appropriate. But thanks for pointing it out. Always good to police the behavior of others.

[@Henry-uv8xx]

i got kicked out form boy scout because i was smoking weed

[@fetchanimations7109]

Good that you are kicked out

[@sgthawk4838]

Henry 1989 your still a scout even out of uniform once scout always a scout

[@greatwhiteshark107]

Wow that's my boy scout troop

[@farizalkahfie7085]

nice video :D

[@daxrossel5705]

well done

[@thatrangakiid]

What do they say at the end: "if i were not a boy scout a ........ i would be!" what do they say?

[@wbbeaver]

hopefully we got "Kyle Gunter'" comment removed. To Troop 532- you guys are awesome- keep up the good work. it's scouts like you that make the younger ones come back each year!

[@A_RANDOM_KRIEGER]

if you knew anything friend is that explorers are part of BSA. Sincerily a fire explorer

[@lj_1477]

Some of these skits. If I did at camp would be censored

[@CaliforniaZephyrProductions]

with the scoutmaster it works better if there is a chair and after the first one he does take a nap

[@WildCrazyDancinGirl]

Wow...So funny XD I need to go back and write it all down for my Girl Scout camp... (Change it to Girl Scouts)

[@zanymonkey1]

.-. Not cool. At least we sell cookies, which everyone loves. It's " Let's go knocking on the door, would you like some cookies sir?"

[@matthewfarmer2520]

Do they get their badge for singing this song, it's so goofy 🤪 lol

[@animi411]

You forgot the best one! "If I were not a boy scout, I'd tell ya what I'd be. If I were not a boy scout a GIRL scout I would be!" "eww, a bug, skwish it in the mud!"

[@mountainrider299]

This has a lot of oa members Order of the arrow

[@tr165eaglebsa4]

lol XD

[@zacharyfultz3016]

I actually proformed in a scout song called little red wagon

[@liamshrader2295]

Da frunt seet broken and the axels draggin

[@letmedosomeasmr_6387]

Next verse same as the first but a whole lot louder and a whole lot worse!

[@OrionA]

how so?

[@justanewokwithinternetacce3905]

What was your funniest experience with this skit? Mine was when we were doing skits near a lake. this dude in my troop decided he would be a riptide, and yeeted me into the water. I was in on this one tho.

[@blunk778]

if i were not a boy scout there something id rather be if i were not a boyscout will smith is what id be

[@WildCrazyDancinGirl]

@chrisgovinda Nice... You can pick out something a boy did wrong when they don't even have a day to practice usually.... Good for you

[@theloudduramax]

This is Alabama right? So it should be If I were not a boy Scout I'd tell you what I'd be, if I were not a boy Scout a little hill billy I would be

[@zacharyfultz3016]

You made my day

[@theloudduramax]

Reverbious glad to hear it!

[@theloudduramax]

btw anyone from Alabama, THIS A JOKE

[@jokerman9623]

If i werent a boy scout a girl scout i would be ding-dong hi BYE My COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!

[@swirledworld340]

Whats the firat kid sayn

[@TayTayL0V3Ya]

ROFL xD

[@chrisgovinda]

that boxer needs ot know how to act and not make a fool of himself also he messed up in the first part he stoppedbut other than that this skit was very well set out

[@fruit_smoovie]

@Isingbettrthanbieber Here's another one: Elmo I would be: NEAR (runs away) FAR (x2) Note: Make this the first one, because the more tired the guy gets from running, the funnier it gets.

[@osmabao1]

I would like to know the lyrics of this game to perform it in my country with my scout group, i'm from Colombia, can anybody help me with this mission?

[@WeaselLiesel]

@doctorfeelucky those aren't girl scouts, those are venturers

[@Isingbettrthanbieber]

heres a few more: if i were not a boy scout: a girl scout i would be: ding dong want tot buy some cookies a tree i would be: im sooo glamorous a lumberjack i would be: chop a tree chop a tree i hate ecology a waitress i would be: cookies cream sugar? how bout some of me pauly d i would be: a girl here a girl there now i got to do my hair a post i would be: ppooooosssssttttt a fire fighter i would be: drop the baby drop the baby drop the baby splat... and thats only a few of them!

[@darksword805]

this looks alot like camp workomen in CT

[@edwardoborrero9671]

i am scout troop 1833

[@OrionA]

Not all! that was just something that happened, but shouldn't.

[@chrisc1803]

nice! the way i saw the skit it was: 1: fairy dust, fairy dust, fairy dust for all of us 2: (scoutmaster) do this! do that! i gotta take a nap 3: (teenage girl) kari and josh, oh my gosh 4: (football player)im big! im great! 2+2 is 8 5:(professor) thats it! no more! 2+2 is 4!

[@doctorfeelucky]

2 people are girl scouts

[@PuppyStalker]

I don't know if you're in contact with this troop . But as a general concept they should not be wearing their OA sashes at general functions like this. Only on OA nights or at Chapel is the sash acceptable.

[@ajvasta]

Not if it was OA day in camp, or if they were having a call out at that campfire.

[@Pivotrulez54]

lol so funny but way did you guys full

[@jaredjoelm.sombilon7442]

They need more characters

[@vampierblood7251]

im a girlscout an tat was offenciv the last part

[@greatwhiteshark107]

Just kidding I don't live in al

[@williamredfern2683]

IN THE UK AS A BOY (NOT A SCOUT I HASTEN TO ADD) WE USED TO LISTEN TO SCOUTS TALKING ABOUT DIRTY MASTERS AND TENTS ect, AT THE TIME WE THOUGHT WAS FUNNY, BUT LATER I THOUGHT THIS IS NOT RIGHT THEN IT ALL CAME OUT IN THE PRESS BUT WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG, NOW I KNOW WHY MY FARTHER WOULD NEVER LET ME JOIN ,,

[@wayangede2007]

Be care bigfoot and aliens in the forest boys.

[@williamredfern2683]

if only big foot would get these bloody idiot clowns and nerds,

[@timothywestern6488]

That's not clipping, that's offsides or encroachment

[@neenkrajcer4001]

Because I know gay scouts even though you all ban them when you find out. Sad.

[@pacman8207]

wtf?