Campaign '80

[@SaturnSnapple]

One of them is speaking English, the other is speaking American.

[@diepie5144]

Hell yeah!

[@eikegaming123]

Hell yeah!

[@TheModdedwarfare3]

Hell yeah!

[@financialprofessionals]

Hell yeah!

[@user-zu6ts5fb6g]

Hell nahh!

[@Hidden4125]

This is an evolved version of the "What are the Mario brothers' views on ____?" Love it

[@polarknight5376]

More like a demake.

[@ALLTH3YW4NT3D]

A time travel version*

[@anoon-]

What's Carter's view on Anime? It is completely fine to watch, it's just a form of animation and a very talented form may I add. Reagan: kill the bastards

[@notsoawesomeone]

@@anoon- perfect.

[@yourmilkpowderdealer998]

@@anoon- Jimmy Carter was an otaku confirmed

[@Fr4ncM]

The real failure is the lack of a third option that offers great mileage on bastard killing machines.

[@jackmcmorrow9397]

fucking two party politics man.

[@allmektig3604]

@@jackmcmorrow9397 yep 😔

[@58mph48]

Damn you, Ross Perot!

[@chompythebeast]

"This Machine Kills Bastards" Watch out, 12

[@fatfish2066]

Brilliance

[@mostlymagical3220]

I showed this to my dad who was born in ‘60 and he just said “yeah that’s pretty much how it felt”

[@cousinpizza6958]

Interesting

[@LordGecko9291]

hm, what's his views? Did he like Carter or Reagan or both or neither?

[@NeyamStar]

Dam

[@mostlymagical3220]

@@LordGecko9291I asked him and he said he voted for an independent but couldn’t remember which one

[@YeetZmeN]

@@mostlymagical3220would it happen to be John B. Anderson? I just checked the Wikipedia article for the 1980 presidential election and that was the independent candidate shown.

[@ianheine4894]

I like how it doesn’t even say what the topic is, it’s just two different answers with no question.

[@dean_l33]

Whatever the question was I believe the answer will fit like a glove

[@justcallmetheguywhocomments]

@@dean_l33 I think it was a question regarding the communism threat AKA the URSS

[@zacharymarentette5269]

@@justcallmetheguywhocomments I think given Jimmy Carter's better milage response. It probably had to do with the gas shortage caused in part by the Iran Hostage crisis. That's my prediction.

[@ThatOnePizzaMan]

@@zacharymarentette5269 spot on

[@gamepro0167]

@@vlc-cosplayer yes

[@willr.1495]

This truly is a postal 2 moment

[@gryskllz]

mall musak B)

[@gegethedog]

@@gryskllz B)

[@firewarrior5828]

Funny enough I just bought the postal redux yesterday.....the game makes me uncomfortable

[@Have_some_plasma]

@@firewarrior5828 it's postal 2 mall music

[@glitchmaster2672]

@@Have_some_plasma Postal Redux is still pretty solid and fun

[@manlikelk8167]

“Hey sorry I was in your way of you driving recklessly” “Missed me”

[@dr.josephmq773]

I love it 😂

[@americanoil69420]

Let’s not ruin the 666 likes for this

[@absoluteagony]

Passive-aggressive and aggressive.

[@soup_fetcher_boi]

​@Lanlan dawolf's life nope that was reagan

[@andreassimas1731]

​@Lanlan dawolf's life Nope, one of Reagan's public speeches: as he was talking a balloon popped and not missing a beat, said "missed me", then continued on. You can say this and that about him, but Reagan was the most badass President the US ever had.

[@TheCrazyOne2]

New Vs Old Minecraft players when they find a village:

[@SeannV]

Also post 1.9: more like, _UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT_ *_inserts slavery_*

[@andreassimas1731]

Pre: This is a nice village. I'll build a wall to protect it! Post: I've seen better villages. Better level it to never see it again.

[@Helperbot-2000]

​@@SeannV villager: has bad trade, becomes enslaved villager: has good trade, becomes enslaved

[@cement_eater]

⁠@@andreassimas1731 other way around

[@CommissarChaotic]

Old me used to build them walls and new houses, fix their old houses, and roads and extend them as needed because the company was enough for me to be satisfied, now I just enslave them becoming a bit hypocritical with building better villages for them as some of their brethren suffer in tight spaces within my stone monoliths of breeding chambers and farms...

[@cyrolocker1229]

“The death penalty is immoral and should be banned” - Carter “I will completely cut out the costs of running prisons and jail cells” - Reagan

[@seawind930]

Sad what Reagan did to the Prison system and how many people he put in there. He massively inflated prison numbers and cost.

[@namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682]

@@seawind930 Very dissapointing.

[@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow]

The death penalty process is actually more expensive than jailing someone for life

[@Dankyjrthethird]

@@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow I fact checked this and it’s apparently true, thanks for educating us brother

[@מתןרוכמן-ג6ק]

@@seawind930 kill the bastards

[@nghtbot340]

Carter: Violence is never the answer... Reagan: ... it's a question, and the answer is: yes.

[@zh1342]

More like how much fire power needed

[@moxemelob]

YESS TECHNOBLADE

[@randomyankee8923]

reagan becomes doom slayer

[@TheGreatCraigWyvern]

Max0r Moment

[@Yesyas7283]

It’s not the question nor the answer the true question is where can I get a gun that shoots 200 freedom per minute

[@TrenchcoatNinja3]

Carter: Hitting your kids is never okay. Reagan: If it can crawl, it can brawl. EDIT: Good lord, the replies...

[@DivineLightPaladin]

But don't ever hit your parents back, you gotta just lie there and take it because they're cheaters that enjoy shooting fish in a barrel, not fighting something equal to them

[@no-lifenoah7861]

@@DivineLightPaladin if you've raised a kid willing and able to fight back you've simultaneously done a great job and a shit one. either way you're going to meet the reverse end of Darwin's thesis

[@wesleyfilms]

@@DivineLightPaladin lol you gotta think long term, King. You can’t hit you parents, but you CAN put them in an abusive nursing home. 😇

[@DivineLightPaladin]

@@wesleyfilms oh, I didn't have to, they're already dead. I knew if I waited long enough they would just succumb to their obesity and it happened earlier than I expected. Much relief.

[@DivineLightPaladin]

@@no-lifenoah7861 yeah I was willing to fight back until my dad knocked the lights out of me as a kid. Then I just gave up and had crippling depression and lived on meds until I could escape. Having kids though, yeah, I wish. Wouldn't know. Not so lucky there, too many health issues, I tried but they're in the spirit realm with my parents.

[@IJNAoba9-25-26]

Carter:"Torture is never and will never ever be okay to commit on a human being." Reagan:"No pain, No gain."

[@Chessplayer1719]

"No gains without pains" is a real proverb unironically

[@panzerofthelake506]

​@@Chessplayer1719duh

[@Chessplayer1719]

@@panzerofthelake506 doesn't matter because it is a part of GK

[@cosmosgamess]

Reagan was based.

[@sorauten6068]

No fear

[@PeteMachini6732]

Kid: I got bullied today Carter: Let's talk to their parents and work thing out Regan: (drives up to school) where's the bastard?

[@Boretheory]

Drives to school with a gun and kills every bully and their friends

[@mattevans4377]

Both methods, while you can argue why they are good, fail in reality. Beating kids up gets you in prison, and the parents may be the very reason the bully is the way they are.

[@aaaaZa100]

This makes it sound like regan and carter are married and raising a child together

[@PeteMachini6732]

@@aaaaZa100 That's a beautiful site to imagine.

[@KnownNiche1999]

@@aaaaZa100 Cursed

[@onesevenninewest]

Let's talk mileage, Gianni. How much mileage will you get out of Carter vs. Reagan?

[@MercurialStatic]

1 Term, just like Jimmy.

[@bobjoe3259]

More, I hope. Start a Gianni Revolution.

[@alexanderrandolph6030]

Not w. Carter, I hope

[@JackPorter]

2.4 miles a gallon I think

[@Web720]

Not with Carter, he was blamed for the Oil Crisis at the time. Regean got Trickle Dow- I mean, Drip Down Economics, so no contest.

[@lilahdog568]

Carter: "Turn the other cheek." Reagan: "Fight violence with violence."

[@frankhorriganfromfallout2]

Fight violence fighting violence with violence

[@DevSarman]

More like "an eye for an eye"

[@frankhorriganfromfallout2]

@@DevSarman using violence

[@jessiesratrods1210]

No Regan was fight Violence by using overwhelming and Suffocationg Violence.

[@Yearlybreeze]

@@DevSarman I think you mean 'a world war for a world war'

[@thealyssonramon216]

Carter: peace to the world ☮️ Reagan: This Is America 🇺🇸🦅

[@kraevorn7483]

Peace to the world

[@DEFC0NZER0]

🇺🇸This is America 🇺🇸

[@flyingspaghettimonster2925]

Freedom and democracy to the world

[@DEFC0NZER0]

@@flyingspaghettimonster2925 Democracy is trash. The constitutional Republic is what we follow.

[@GoofyAhOklahoma]

America first. World peace second.

[@foodman3695]

Fun fact: Jimmy Carter is still alive and it's possible he saw this video.

[@tetraxis3011]

Reagan died?

[@PeasMinister]

@@tetraxis3011 Yeah he died in 2004.

[@neft5449]

Yo Jimmy's unfortunately dead now, wish I showed him this

[@tetraxis3011]

@@PeasMinisterOh

[@StephenMckeighen]

His peanut farm's gone sour so probably not for long

[@user-vz5lw2pu8t]

Carter: Violence will never solve anything in the world. Reagan: Using a nail with a baseball bat is extremely effective

[@Niterunnner64]

It’s works

[@captainvanghn]

I tested this and it does in fact work extremely well

[@OhioButtShakerGyattMachine9000]

I've had a fight in a church with my old friend and it indeed is, extremely effective.

[@SUPEREGOKARMA]

​NO. BAD. NO. NO. NO. AUBREY NO.​@@OhioButtShakerGyattMachine9000 (Just got flash banged by words. Don't mind me.)

[@ChristianKnight-1054]

​@@OhioButtShakerGyattMachine9000 Bro fought in a church 💀

[@mast3734]

As a politics major and a history minor, I am horrified by how accurate this is. Edit: Thank you everyone who have informed me that my degree is worthless, I will be swapping to a major in enginesciencebuissnessmedicine posthaste.

[@ragamire2940]

what kind of jobs could you even get with a history degree thing? i don't know how to word it but y'know

[@thatguywhosayshi7021]

How is it accurate?

[@bakefire9138]

@@ragamire2940 If you spend enough time to get a sufficient degree, you could probably teach history.

[@nyan_katz]

@@ragamire2940 teacher, textbook writer, history consultant, thats all i could think off rn

[@tite93]

@@ragamire2940 education, academia, research, could branch out into other similar spheres. Quite a few possibilities, fairly honest work

[@isaacsimons9918]

Carter: shooting people is wrong Reagan: I wanna see your kill streak

[@Mudkep_]

This sure does say a lot about what happened in 1987

[@ArcturusOTE]

@@KandiKontent Was it the failed hostage rescue of '80?

[@SpookSkellington]

Absolutely nothing happened on that certain square. 简单的社会信用我的兄弟们

[@cooleradam4324]

@@SpookSkellington allegedly that was two years later.

[@idiocy2.014]

@@SpookSkellington I think he’s talking about the Iran-Contra Affair.

[@SpookSkellington]

@@cooleradam4324 How can i be wrong about something that never happened?

[@WNDCFilbert]

Carter: Violence is never the answer. Reagan: *but it is an option*

[@siladarpasha5613]

No it is a question.

[@THEGREATERPapyrus863]

And the answer was yes

[@ClumsyYT]

Jimmy Carter : Use toilets for urinating and deficating Ronald Reagan : If it has a hole , its a toilet bowl

[@generic_tough_guy.4830]

You're mom Saturday nights:

[@Scaredy-Shroom]

Lol underrated comment 😂

[@jackmccool9911]

HAHAHAHA

[@JDT-Loadsamoney]

IM GONNA PISS IN A BLACK HOLE

[@zyberschlegelsteinhausenbe2317]

There's also a goal 😏

[@perplxxd]

Carter is Google and Raegan is Bing. i think i spelled Reagen wrong

[@ailestriker9888]

You know it's bing when you spell Reagan wrong

[@TheMrPeteChannel]

Nice spelling.

[@finchborat]

You have it backwards.

[@seancakin1469]

@TheMrPeteChannel it's raygun, he doesn't deserve the respect of having his name spelled correctly.

[@JimReporter-m3e]

​@@seancakin1469🥱

[@no64256]

I love how this is categorized as "Postal 2"

[@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786]

Lmao, the algorithm recognized the Postal 2 soundtrack

[@ewptyewpewp]

Postal 2: Ronald Reagan

[@kilj0n]

Jimmy Carter: "dammit I'm frigging pissed my peanuts went sour"

[@anbthree786]

Friggin peanut farm went sour :/

[@lafiki999]

dammit the terrorists I funded did 9/11

[@HeronSight]

Jimmy, don't punch shit dude!

[@selahanany5645]

@@lafiki999 What? Carter didn't fund Al-Qaeda?

[@0rdnajela664]

I'M GONNA FRIGGIN KILL MYSELF CAUSE MY FRIGGIN PEANUTS WENT SOUR

[@thecolombian7536]

"If you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat"

[@RacingSnails64]

Lmao

[@thebeastwithin6978]

Carter: “The American Dream is dead. I’m so sorry.” Reagan: “Hahaha Reganomics go cha-ching”

[@gogodaal7273]

Destroys the middle class for laughs and giggles

[@hassetjifrebro8222]

​@@gogodaal7273You know it did work amazingly... For like 5-6 years? And a president only sits for 8 so...leave it up to the nerd Bush to clean up!

[@isaacmillen8789]

​@@hassetjifrebro8222Hell yeah! Who cares that Reaganomics is doomed to fail long term, I won't be around long term, so I can implement Reaganomics and the economic recession it causes over the next 3 administrations won't be my fault!

[@FlexedNoose]

The American dream died 70 years ago

[@xx-jk1iq]

​@@FlexedNoosewhat made it die

[@realkingofantarctica]

"He's on the right, so wouldn't that make him right?" _--'80 People_

[@matthew8153]

They weren’t wrong.

[@Tausami]

@@matthew8153 hey, he told the truth, he did kill those bastards. Tens of millions of them!

[@miniaturejayhawk8702]

@@Tausami well, they were still bastards. No regrets.

[@bigbrain4820]

@@miniaturejayhawk8702 kind of strange to say that those who died in the twin towers on 9/11 are bastards (yknow because reagan provided the guns and money for those groups) but hey, we all have our own opinions.

[@CleenisNOThere]

@@bigbrain4820 Plane go brrrr

[@vertex7260]

Alright, I’ve decided on my vote.

[@wisemonke194]

*kill the bastards

[@drakke125Channel]

You voted for more vacation and beach babes didn't you....

[@vertex7260]

@@drakke125Channel maybe…

[@RealAGuy]

Me too

[@datboigokumi6048]

Reagan really channeling that inner Senator Armstrong there

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

Memes aside, Armstrong was based on Reagan

[@Yougotcaged102]

​​@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 Makes sense. They're both based as hell

[@sharky933concordia6]

​@@Yougotcaged102agreed

[@notfreeman1776]

Armstrong is really just a dreastically Improved Regan

[@DergPH]

Yes

[@marcosgonzalez4207]

Reagen sounds like an COD narrator

[@HGHsChannel]

As a European citizen born after 1990, this resonates with me. I'll vote for the smiling dude in the nice suit.

[@Blue-jy4rf]

ronald regan is smiling, while jimmy carter looks like he's wincing.

[@HGHsChannel]

@@Blue-jy4rf well I guess I have no choice now. I'll have to vote for the devil in person.

[@APoleYouKnow]

@@Blue-jy4rf That's the point.

[@cumunist2120]

That’s like saying I’m going to vote to the senile old Pedophile

[@belstar1128]

And i thought George bush 2 had balls of sell Ronald Regan back in the 1980s before i existed had balls of titanium.

[@natethebluesman]

the fact that reagan won in one of the largest electoral college landslides in history during this election makes this 10x funnier

[@Mark73]

Mainly because of an energy crisis that was manufactured by oil companies to discredit Carter because he wanted to hold those companies responsible for their actions.

[@natethebluesman]

@@Mark73 yup and when he refused to give in the demands of terrorists during the iranian hostage crises

[@kongming66]

​@@natethebluesman What? He completely sold out to the Iranians. Carter already negotiated their release after he botched the Delta raid, but Reagan used backdoor channels and illegal weapons sales to get them to stall until after the election.

[@natethebluesman]

@@kongming66 k

[@applesandgrapesfordinner4626]

​@natethebluesman My dude, Reagan gave guns to Iran to fund Contra fighters in Nicaragua.

[@Yutaro-Yoshii]

this just reminds me that America is just South Park in action.

[@Jimothy-723]

pretty much.

[@davisdf3064]

Where do you think they got the inspiration from?

[@TheTwilight1924]

Coloradan here and no, America is much worse over here

[@Intrusive_Thought176]

​@@TheTwilight1924 sorry bud. Unless you in the cities like Chicago it's good accept inflation and gas prices

[@HighLordBlazeReborn]

Now imagine the rest of the world sitting there and watching this shit unfold. It's a bit like that special kid in school that just throws shit and appears to have tourettes sometimes.

[@Sharkguy11]

Carter: “It’s ok to get bullied, just talk thing through.” Reagan: “Pick up the gun!”

[@giantpinkcat]

It may be "Campaign '80", but this is pretty much every US election since the 80s.

[@andrewwalker9960]

Except, plot twist, both have gone farther to the right. Fuck it’s depressing lol

[@tonyhakston536]

@@andrewwalker9960 I want to stop thinking

[@-caesarian-6078]

Accurate for the Republicans TBH, as most Republicans have been (by their own admission) trying to replicate Reagan’s success and follow Reagan’s legacy for the last thirty years. Carter wasn’t so well remembered by Democrats tho.

[@thrownstair]

One side you don’t know what they’re actually doing but they’re doing a terrible job regardless, the other side is obviously evil but at least they have conviction. Both are entirely untrustworthy but in different ways. It’s been 40 years and neither party’s changed a bit.

[@Eifion]

@@thrownstair Yeah man the side saying that the state owns your kids is pretty evil glad you agree.

[@buster3266]

I really feel like tearing down a wall in Germany right now.

[@no-lifenoah7861]

"i am a jelly donut" - jfk

[@minealsomine9663]

The way that happened is quite hilarious. It started with a reporter trying to leave who had a very large group of people he called his entourage. The guards called the Kremlin and Gorbachev said let them through and don't cause an incident only to later realize that his "entourage" were just people trying to escape into the west. I believe there were a couple of thousand people who crossed and by then it was too late

[@maxjonesonyt8112]

@@no-lifenoah7861 ich bin ein Berliner?

[@ShaquilleOatz]

Reagan smash!

[@GenocideWesterners]

The fall of the Berlin Wall was possible due to the traitorous behaviour of criminal Mikhail Gorbachev. The man surrendered what 27 million soviet people had died to achieve.

[@Brave_SJ]

That Reagan sure had a way with words

[@mikethaison432]

Bluntness and honesty are rare qualities in politicians. Most people who try to fancy themselves as more intelligent than those in the past fail to actually understand the reasoning of those people. We do not evolve in great leaps only small changes. If you feel that you are so much better than them, you are just ignorant and stupid.

[@bigrich6075]

Carter: We must not create violence. Reagan: *Rip and Tear until it is Done*

[@dannya1854]

When you see people in Latin American countries unionizing.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

When people think they get to elect their own president despite the US fleet being off their coast.

[@Actinide5013]

Brazil 1964 called, we want João Goulart back

[@thebonkera1221]

*ionising

[@pieceoftrash184]

@@thebonkera1221 oh no the latin americans are losing their electrons

[@MadHatter42]

@@pieceoftrash184 Are they sure about that?

[@nikital.6523]

"Let's do car racing for a day" President Dean.

[@bumperbonnie5721]

“Let’s talk better mileage” - Nixon “Send em to the trees.” - President Dean

[@GODCONVOYPRIME]

You guys watch wendigoon too huh?

[@bumperbonnie5721]

@@GODCONVOYPRIME i began watching alexkansas about 2 months before the video and i knew wendigoon was interested, glad he finally made the video

[@no-lifenoah7861]

D E A N was such a good president Nixon just gave up

[@bumperbonnie5721]

@@no-lifenoah7861 this just in washington is a crazy serpent who eats foreigners

[@randalloriginals230]

Nah. I'm voting for Dean.

[@Lorendrawn]

A commentor of culture. Never thought I would see Analog Horror references in the Gianniverse but here we are

[@bumperbonnie5721]

Send em to the trees

[@bumperbonnie5721]

@Sam Myerowitz look up monument mythos, youll thank me later

[@randalloriginals230]

@Zoomer Waffen I'm going to cover your floor with Giza Glass.

[@lupuskeenway8866]

Yes dean for the win

[@saintsea-hat7891]

No, Reagan, your AIDS policy was supposed to stay secret!

[@joseocasio3740]

💀

[@pretzelgod8972]

Well, it was fairly effective lmao

[@jonathanwells223]

@@pretzelgod8972well, no, apparently not because we have this pride month nonsense every June for some arbitrary reason

[@kamikeserpentail3778]

@@jonathanwells223Probably because people like you still exist. Care to fix that problem for us? :)

[@FritzMonorail]

“For some arbitrary reason” On a comment thread, that’s literally about how the presidents strategy For dealing with AIDS was to let the victims die, and not address it.

[@tbsupratom7232]

Well I mean, he did win by almost the entire nation so I assume Reagan

[@Galdenberry_Lamphuck]

Southern strategy. Look it up

[@AmericanArchon]

That was in 1984 against Mondale, not 1980 against Carter.

[@kop1522]

​@AmericanArchon Actually he won in both elections by such a massive landslide

[@Galdenberry_Lamphuck]

@@traitorslayer1798 He committed high treason

[@Kinetex]

@@Galdenberry_Lamphuckand was a union busting piece of shit, he’s the reason corporation rule America today

[@yummyyum4626]

One looks like he is scared of his own shadow, the other looks like he is winking at the abyss.

[@flamesthephoenix3665]

Probably because one is at least slightly human and the other is essentially the devil himself.

[@dirtbound3358]

@@flamesthephoenix3665 Ey! As much as your may dislike Carters policies he was still a very nice guy who did a lot of good after his presidency

[@weaponscommanderroringusan5625]

@@dirtbound3358 yes. Best ex-president we ever had. But we ain't voting for that!

[@basedbrit4206]

@@flamesthephoenix3665 Ronald saved America and you still want to live in a socialist society that'll die in 5 years.

[@tacothedank]

@@basedbrit4206 America's working class is still waiting for those tax cuts for the rich to "trickle down" on them. The only trickle down they're getting is a stream of piss. Reagan was a piece of shit, and it's a shame he didn't die 70 years ago

[@crowobar4340]

Is columbo small enough to use a ravioli as a sleeping bag, I need answers man.

[@fireflyserenity31]

No. Smaller Columbo, on the other hand...

[@Sorrelhas]

Smallest Columbo uses ravioli as a king-size bed

[@aaaaZa100]

I think you know damn well the answer is yes

[@Actinide5013]

@@Sorrelhas smallest columbo eats a single plankton as a whole salad

[@weaponscommanderroringusan5625]

🥟🐙🥄stuffs columbo into raviolis and eats them

[@freshnewcungadero]

Carter: Violence is never the answer! Reagan: It’s a question, and the answer is YES

[@Procket12]

You can tell Carter already knew he was fucked considering he's doing the *Hide the Pain Harold* expression. He probably just heard that Operation Eagle Claw was a complete shitshow.

[@Melody_Raventress]

Oof, his *_eyes_*

[@polarjet1833]

Carter: we should try to avoid war at all costs Reagan: you like nuclear warfare?

[@Wishmaster787]

Joseph Mccarthy: *Hits the big red button

[@drmeduimant5066]

No no no no no wait! How about STAR WARS

[@Melody_Raventress]

YES!

[@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606]

Reagan: “you like the beach? Well the marines will be there soon enough to see if they also like your beach”

[@jackmarston1426]

If Sonic and Shadow ran for president:

[@staplegun3703]

“GMCs with shotguns under the seats” Ronald Reagen

[@neft5449]

Based GM

[@staplegun3703]

@@neft5449 blaming Pablo and at the same time smuggling cocaina with the CIA

[@charlesdouthit1887]

Reagan liked Ford's

[@kidmack3556]

If those "GMCs" belonged to farmers in the Midwest, they were repossessed along with the shotguns under the seats... Remember Farm Aid?

[@GippyHappy]

I can’t tell if the lack of context makes it better or worse

[@mythhead2688]

“Let’s talk about mileage” said Carter just before gas prices went through the roof

[@lepidotos]

Fossil fuel prices had already gone up in 1973, it wasn't exactly a shock.

[@edixonvc5101]

The 70s weren’t specially known for its economic stability

[@jacksutphen7963]

​@@edixonvc5101 i wonder whos fault that was?

[@thestewball81]

Just blame Nixon and walk away if you throw another thing he did wrong in the pile no one will think otherwise 💀

[@justisolated5621]

​@@thestewball81Nixon Shock?

[@ArchLars]

People think this is a meme, but this is literally what they published as their messages.

[@Cappuccino_Rabbit]

This is what most RPGs with a morality system is like

[@Donfryesmustache]

Reagan on his sigma male grindset.

[@Junedude433]

This cutout is from The Onion's book, "Our Dumb Century." It's gold!

[@-mene]

Bruises are red, violence is true, i am going to come for you.

[@LilTowel4Life]

ronald reagan was actually talking about furries

[@Absolute_Joker]

Twice as Based

[@bonline.]

Did not expect an anti furry comment but im glad to see it

[@hamburgerhamburgerv2]

Carter is immortal. He’s still alive.

[@EbonySaints]

For real, I thought that he was going to be a goner earlier this year when he went into hospice care. Like, maybe a month tops. Turns out the guy is almost on month seven in fucking hospice of all things. Mind you, over half of people die in hospice before two months and at least on Medicare, which Carter is not on, you have to be recertified after half a year. I'm not even going to make anymore predictions on when he's going to die. The only thing that will kill him will be Kissinger stealing his life force as a part of the battle of the ancients.

[@TheMrPeteChannel]

Yes but he is in eldercare.

[@V0ID5d]

He’s literally on his deathbed

[@Melody_Raventress]

Makes sense, he is history's greatest monster.

[@DrGandW]

Peanut power

[@RainbowJackals]

"Violence is a horrible inhumane act, never act with violence!" -Carter "Anything is possible if you have the firepower!" -Reagan

[@Flip_HN]

"The answer is a gun, and if that dont work, use more gun"

[@ImactuallyDaredevil]

Reagan being asked on his plan for the AIDS crisis

[@univon4892]

Facts, his plan was phenomenal

[@sunesunee879]

​@@univon4892 🤣🤣🤣🤓🤓🤓So funny edgy iwish i was so funñyans edhgy hahahah

[@sunesunee879]

​@@toby2581 Based on you grandma

[@univon4892]

@@sunesunee879 Why do you write your comments like that?

[@kidmack3556]

It's reagan's same answer to civil rights bills in front California legislators, peaceful student protests, selective service resistors, air traffic controllers on strike, children dependent on school lunch programs, social security recipients, Larry Holmes' fans and anyone that didn't laugh at his corny a## jokes!

[@lorddrac_dontaskmetodance]

This HAD to be a pro-Carter campaign ad.

[@ShotgunDart]

If this was a pro Carter ad, why does it make me want to vote for Reagan?

[@caringheart34]

​@@ShotgunDartbecause its a pro-carter ad

[@justisolated5621]

​@@ShotgunDartprobably because it was a politician saying to kill others. I really dont know

[@elgusaniiiodeljuego6823]

If it is, it backfired.

[@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606]

I mean Hillary tried the same thing with Donald Trumps “grab’em by the pussy” quote and it also failed

[@maxhydekyle2425]

In 1980 the Baby Boomers were coming into power and this clearly resonated with them.

[@MSL925]

Lmao the Mall - Postal 2 music

[@blevinprawnshakes]

Bro it's ok you don't have to tell us the joke outside of the Siivagunner channel

[@ronienrikey]

Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed. Buttsauce!

[@Hyzden]

Carter and Reagan, also known as Google and Bing

[@TheMrPeteChannel]

Carter: Let's talk about affordable Healthcare Reagan: Stop asking for handouts

[@satorukuroshiro]

Yeah, the Vietnam/Korean War period of the Cold War was weird and messed up. Even more messed up by the fact that the Korean War is still active, it's just been a REALLY long cease fire.

[@namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682]

The entirety of the cold war was messed up, so many CIA-backed coups and a lot of votes rigged by the CIA. A former CIA director admitted to rigging votes in Italy on Fox News. Imagine if the Russian government attempted to rig US votes.

[@Definitly-not-Omegon]

It actually ended in 2017

[@satorukuroshiro]

@@Definitly-not-Omegon No it didn't. The leaders met to start working on a treaty to end it formally in 2018, but there hasn't been a treaty signed yet, so they are technically still under a nearly 70 year old cease-fire.

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

What even more messed up is how little people know what happened during and after the Korean war. We bombed the norks into oblivion, creating a cycle of famine before completely destroying any chance they had to recover from said famines, while propping up a regime just as bad as the Kim's.

[@jibbanibba2000]

Based Raygun, no wonder he is a super weapon in cod series now

[@andy56duky]

Carter: lets talk peace. *signs Paris peace accords* Reagan: its never about peace. *loads Remington 870 with 12 gauge freedom rounds*

[@ImJustARandomCringePersonDude]

2 type of players when they see villagers

[@Cybersword1910]

Crazy how Jimmy Carter himself can see this

[@eila2635]

Reagan after introducing crack cocaine to poor neighborhoods

[@Kaiserboo1871]

That was the CIA (or the FBI, they are both so corrupt I get them confused) and it was likely done on the orders of that bastard George H. W. Bush.

[@susanafinkbeiner1913]

He was my dealer

[@samueltheg]

@@susanafinkbeiner1913 WHAT

[@trentbateman]

It’s a convenient conspiracy theory as to why they are who they are, just like blaming police for the 40k shootings a year in their neighborhoods😂

[@eila2635]

@@trentbateman the CIA admitted to doing it, Google is free

[@MyChemicalBromance]

With Biofuel we could do both -Green Party, Failed Timeline

[@TrashmeisterGarbage]

Honestly, "Kill the bastards and then put 'em in our fuel tanks to reduce carbon emissions" is a statement that both sides could legitimately agree on at this point. What a time to be alive.

[@purplegill10]

@UCdg0TsE7Zb3wmgR9bElBObg I don't think you'll find much overlap there, friend

[@thechaosbringer858]

Violence is such an underrated strategy in politics.

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

Is it? When people start protesting about social issues, the first thing the cops do is roll out the riot police and label everyone a looter. Unless those people happen to be a bunch of middle aged white men with goatees and guns, in which case the cops all of a sudden love the right to protest and forget their teargas at home.

[@ps3nd0ny59]

It is, until they use the strategy on you 😬

[@ErwinSmith001]

Jimmy Carter: "Hello, Soviet Leader, I would really appreciate it if you remove the Berlin Wall and stop producing more nukes, Your Friend, Jimmy." Reagan: "Let's tear this wall down."

[@bennnoboyo5238]

BUT WHERE’S MY MAN JAMES DEAN, THE 37TH PRESIDENT???

[@matthew8153]

Just because you asked doesn’t mean I’m telling.

[@bennnoboyo5238]

@@matthew8153 I guess you’re right about that. you may not have the answers to my question.

[@matthew8153]

@@bennnoboyo5238 It’s actually a joke. Reagan started the don’t ask don’t tell policy in the military to protect gays and the actor James Dean was (not so secretly) a flamer.

[@bennnoboyo5238]

@@matthew8153 hmm, yes. I see. I’m not entirely a historical expert, so thanks for the lil bit of knowledge.

[@gabrieleporru4443]

What you didn't hear was the agent voice from *the other* side of the walkie talkie saying "Roger that, Sir"

[@owls6514]

The dichotomy of stellaris play throughs

[@Toxikitty69]

Bruh Reagan really argued with "You got a problem? Have you tried blowing it up?" XD

[@melissatroubls9967]

Like that guy from Portal ?

[@samuelbarber6177]

Mr Reagan, this is a debate on Gas and Fuel prices.

[@Popcorn_Pillow]

Short, Sweet and Simple, My kinda style.

[@BetterCallBigShotAutos]

Carter: "Child labor is unacceptable! Work should not be allowed until 18!" Reagan: "If he's born, he can work."

[@buddahthegod1287]

Oh that's how reagan won

[@thhrjdh5564]

This is why Reagan is one of my favorites.

[@80xlulz]

Postal mall music really seals the deal.

[@EminencePhront]

Michael Dukakis studied the 1980 election and said "I'm sure the results were a just a rounding error."

[@redhoodproduction904]

Carter - this is unfair and must not be done in such a way Reagan - game is a game

[@Fiberglass]

There’s a strong chance this one isn’t even a meme

[@blakestoudt2131]

It's from The Onion's "Our Dumb Century" book

[@mintykiwi]

this tracks very closely with reagan's response to the AIDS crisis, thank you for making fun and historically accurate content

[@bigman1163]

​@I hate Turkey I don't 5hink you wanna die on the "It's the dead people's fault for getting sick" hill

[@bigman1163]

@I hate Turkey you do know that a large problem with AIDS was that many didn't notice the symptoms at first, you might not know you have AIDS until a month after contracting it, especially in the 80s when worldwide sex Ed was severely lacking in the Ed part if yknow what I mean. So a person doesn't realize they contracted AIDS, they keep fucking, and then AIDS spreads to people who also don't immediately know they've got it, who then keep fucking, and so on and so forth. The main issue was that the public didn't know a lot about AIDS, especially those in 3rd world countries. It's a whole lot more complicated than "It's their fault for being sluts" Not to mention you'd have a ton of assholes who wouldn't tell you if they did have AIDS. So we got the majority of the world knowing very little or nothing about this disease, you have people unaware of the disease in their body, and you have people who don't care if they spread it to someone else. This is all a great recipe for a disaster. So even if you rarely had sex, let's say once every 3 months and there's a 1 in 10 chance you can get AIDS then theoretically once every 30 months (2 and a half years) you will most likely get AIDS. Now apply that logic to the rest of Humanity. Take this all with a truckload of salt because I did guesstimate those numbers, but it still wasn't uncommon to find someone who was unaware of their AIDS. I hope I made my point clear

[@randomyankee8923]

kid: someone is bullying me on fortnite Carter: Cut off contact with the bully. Reagan: (grabs controller) where the fuck is he?

[@Fridge_Fiend]

God the memes they'll have about now days in the future

[@vendomnu]

'Write a two page essay on the similarities between Prince Ferdinand and Harambe.'

[@kingsnakke6888]

This new Deaniverse installment is wild

[@bumperbonnie5721]

Reagan after putting the bastards in the Lincoln looked

[@amogus5386]

CARTER: ADMIT THAT U FORGOT TO DO THE HOMEWORK REAGAN: TELL THE TEACHER THAT THE DOGE ATE IT

[@vyvianjohnson7901]

Plays into the attitude of "its blunt and harsh so it must be honest and truthful" which usually just means "its distilled into terms that resonate with my personal beliefs, so it must apply on a national scale"

[@pelmeni_va]

translate pls

[@porkyminchasc1150]

this gets recommended to me every few months or so and it has become a point of reflection in my life

[@Xamsims]

No wonder Carter lost.

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

Ronald seems to be the more reasonable one.

[@Clarkamadorian]

This is like the one meme with “Mario says: good thing” and “Luigi says: oh god what did he say”