including the clip of martin sticking his hands down his pants was definitely a choice..
@andreswilliams48242 ай бұрын
LOL
@zia98612 ай бұрын
imo we have seen worse… never forget the speedos
@strwabright37382 ай бұрын
Literally
@izzybe34842 ай бұрын
he was moving his hand around town down there
@kaylee_kaylee_k2 ай бұрын
@@zia9861I don’t think the speedos is worse. Ur telling me watching someone dig in their butt and p word is less gross than small little panties???
@lilyy2022 ай бұрын
I’m sorry I thought it was so funny how hamzah was doing all the “manly” stuff and then it would just cut to Martin washing dishes or sitting and watching hamzah 😂😂
@z_bennet4208Ай бұрын
he is helping alright
@tacotruckxvb2 ай бұрын
THE LENGTH OF THIS VIDEO IS PRACTICALLY A MOVIE
@seaaswallowme2 ай бұрын
literally my thought
@slushingmynoob2 ай бұрын
NOT EVEN THE PODCAST EPISODES R THIS LONG 💀
@damnsagey2 ай бұрын
is the movie in question brokeback mountain
@THE_EMAN62 ай бұрын
and am up for it
@QuaidyP2 ай бұрын
and I'm here for it....
@skylarwhiteyo51542 ай бұрын
Babe are you okay? You’ve hardly touched your dehydrated shrimp linguini!
@TaGruCat2 ай бұрын
your dehydrated rehydrated shrimp linguini
@ant_47383_uei2 ай бұрын
LMAO
@beavs15162 ай бұрын
50% Blair Witch Project 50% Two mentally challenged boy scouts go out on their own for the first time
@themaya.1012 ай бұрын
100% brokeback mountain
@Dali-sq8om2 ай бұрын
This is my favorite comment
@consuelopadilla842 ай бұрын
Not Hamzah putting his backpack in poison ivy and getting a rash
@LukeWeiner12 ай бұрын
im glad this wasnt filmed in the past 2 weeks so theyre not saying hauk tuwa over and over
@hayypoopie2 ай бұрын
oh my god god bless
@grilledcheezemurp2 ай бұрын
exactly what i was thinking especially when he spit 😭
@LukeWeiner12 ай бұрын
sorry for the negativity this is still a epic video guys 👍
@LukeWeiner12 ай бұрын
Loved watching Martin poop in night vision
@jaquesmadik2 ай бұрын
1:00:33
@lydibug13042 ай бұрын
Did NOT need to see Martin washing his hoo-ha 🙄
@mvnidior2 ай бұрын
LMFAOO
@addisonfaith47492 ай бұрын
HE WAS GETTING ALL UP IN THERE
@jojo_danielle2 ай бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@erinhancock30362 ай бұрын
Please never shorten these videos, every time I see one longer then 40 minutes I feel like Santa came to wish my the best Christmas!!
@jayhouke2 ай бұрын
second this
@yadhira.ch772 ай бұрын
third tjis
@s0bb3r2 ай бұрын
real
@urwoodengirl2 ай бұрын
i’m going to Kiss you
@mcgarryamais2 ай бұрын
Fourth this!!
@triviahope94252 ай бұрын
martin saying “what just floated out of you?” when hamzah gagged im cryingggg
@LoverScratch2 ай бұрын
not testing / learning how to set up the tent before a 3 day hike is actually diabolical never let slushy noobz outside
@harpstarr2 ай бұрын
brokeback mountain ahh video
@andrewoid47112 ай бұрын
You can curse on KZbin its okay
@harpstarr2 ай бұрын
@@andrewoid4711 have you never seen a comment like this before😭 it’s funnier saying ahh
@venusasmr95412 ай бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@tiffanyhagan25172 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment lmao
@ifredbenson2 ай бұрын
i said brokeback mountain 2 LMFOAOAOA
@adelineblanc4442 ай бұрын
12 minutes in and they've made seven 'man or bear' jokes.
@isaacttv49602 ай бұрын
ok
@abalovesjg2 ай бұрын
@@isaacttv4960beach
@Gabriela-dx8rd2 ай бұрын
I’m gonna touch you
@jegur71642 ай бұрын
ok
@lulutoess2 ай бұрын
ok
@biophreaker2 ай бұрын
27:15 I think that's a white admiral butterfly :) They thrive in the Adirondacks and are one of the kinds of butterflies that reportedly enjoy sunbathing
@mollymnch3r2 ай бұрын
me as a butterfly
@HellowBellowino17 күн бұрын
Me when im a butterfly and i am an admiral:
@livvlivliv2 ай бұрын
martin being simon and hamzah being theodore just makes so much sense omg
@heatherperleberg78162 ай бұрын
And I'm Alvin
@fajrthefantastic2 ай бұрын
Mandy is Alvin
@hanto1442 ай бұрын
nah martin is alvin
@fajrthefantastic2 ай бұрын
@@hanto144Rudy is Alvin
@andreamaix2 ай бұрын
@@heatherperleberg7816and i’m austin
@tipicamentepueblerina2 ай бұрын
33:37 THATS INSANE THERES NO WAY HE JUST DID THAT IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA
@giannamaria84302 ай бұрын
THATS THE NOOK SENT ME
@MaryMenchaca-x3e2 ай бұрын
What the freak
@lara-bmo2 ай бұрын
LMFDAOOOAOAOAO OML
@noone-kv7yc2 ай бұрын
no why did they leave that in there i was so caught offguard im crying
@theloveybug2 ай бұрын
LITERALLY DIED LIKE BOY WTF
@lindsaym47692 ай бұрын
hamzah talking about the bear like wendy williams talks about the killer
@lovelickyx2 ай бұрын
LOLLL
@GOOCHPILLEDАй бұрын
LMAOOOO
@abigailnelson1325 күн бұрын
THIS.
@riley.etaat.Ай бұрын
ive used this as my meal youtube video for like a week straight bc it just DOESNT END
@scarypancakesАй бұрын
i’m literally on day 3 of this
@riley.etaat.Ай бұрын
@@scarypancakes took me 2 weeks 😭
@solistav24 күн бұрын
I’m watching it during my free time in class 😭😭
@priscillaa61632 ай бұрын
Martin and hamzah wearing blue and green is giving the kratt brothers
@beombearie2 ай бұрын
OMG THATS WHAT IT REMINDED ME OF
@aphtaire2 ай бұрын
omg wait yes
@zia98612 ай бұрын
THEY DID NOTTTTTTT HAVE TO THROW AWAY THE STEAKS IM FCUKIGN DEADDD😭😭😭😭😭
@nora-fa2 ай бұрын
they did tho wdym
@moonlobelia2 ай бұрын
@@nora-fadepending on how long they had been walking they could have stored them in the plastic submerged in the water and kept it under a rock due to low temp
@miaserna90962 ай бұрын
NAH CAUSE I WAS SO CONFUSED WHY THEY DID THAT😭😭🥩🥩
@auravampire2 ай бұрын
i need some of what they were shmoking 😭
@Andromeda4b2 ай бұрын
ITS KILLING ME
@kej2442 ай бұрын
martin reading 4freakshow fanfiction has me CRACKING tf up
@Brookethefantastic2 ай бұрын
I WAS DEAD
@allthethingsshesaid-12 ай бұрын
when?
@ladygagalvr6662 ай бұрын
@@allthethingsshesaid-1 its towards the end when they're reading "scary stories"
@ladygagalvr6662 ай бұрын
@@allthethingsshesaid-1 1:33:40 !!
@jonasdenhaan21472 ай бұрын
@@allthethingsshesaid-1 1:33:40
@angelmassey80792 ай бұрын
this has easily become one of my favorite videos of all time. this screams healing and realizing how much we truly forget about the little things, a simple and quiet life "off-the-grid" and away from the world. love you guys from the bottom of my heart, proud of you both :3
@soulbond52 ай бұрын
martin is serving face and body the whole time i fear he cannot be stopped
@kaylee_kaylee_k2 ай бұрын
Okay and what about hamzah?
@soulbond52 ай бұрын
@@kaylee_kaylee_k girl yes but we been knowing 🙏
@alana34492 ай бұрын
literally was thinking this throughout the entire vid
@spudlvr0052 ай бұрын
he's lowkey jacked 30:42
@F300-w5j2 ай бұрын
@@spudlvr005🤨
@sc_09_ar2 ай бұрын
I cried at the end. Imagine having such a strong bond that you actually go camping together. I can only hope to experience the same.
@alexussy692 ай бұрын
same
@s.amadhiАй бұрын
literally thinking the same thing. wish i had this
@liv68832 ай бұрын
them not knowing how smores work and that marshmellows DO catch on fire like that is kinda killing me
@addisont80432 ай бұрын
maybe it caught on fire bc they put it directly in the flames🤷♀️
@lesliesanchez37282 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😂😂
@Alayna-nr5dj2 ай бұрын
right like??? whole scene had me question everything. them not knowing how flammable they are, the other one not even knowing how to assemble the smoke, no chocolate…. like what lol. so funny, such dudes fr.
@NUCLEARNIRVANA9992 ай бұрын
This is actually very mature i thought this was gonna be a "no homo" video but it was actually very mature and not childish and was also funny and managed to make me chuckle which never happens.
@lilyann80802 ай бұрын
literally teared up at the length of this. I LOVE LONG CONTENT 🫶🏻
@emilykenevan2222 ай бұрын
ME TOO IM SO EXCITED
@starjam81922 ай бұрын
ayo
@SuperSlusher2 ай бұрын
@@starjam8192 ts sounds crazy😭
@30daysnosleep2 ай бұрын
That’s what she said 😉
@Kaciphanphan2 ай бұрын
this video is so intimate dont even get me started on watching martin and hamzah scrub themselves 😭
@Arip902 ай бұрын
Actually insane
@arhamsandwich9482 ай бұрын
HELP LITERALLY MARTIN WASHING HIS BALLS
@taylors57522 ай бұрын
Martin bringing a button-up dress shirt while in the wilderness camping is absolutely sending me. What was the thought process, im crying LOL
@recycledty2 ай бұрын
Hamzah is wearing one too. Bunch of dorks
@abicorden2 ай бұрын
they're literally just regular waterproof camping shirts lol they are very common for people who hike in cold climates.
@Koko02 ай бұрын
@@abicordenwas about to say the same thing
@kqjwhhsp17832 ай бұрын
Stop
@cora.lee942 ай бұрын
didn’t know camping shirts like that existed, so maybe it was that crazy lol
@chelseaduffey5125Ай бұрын
43:20 when Martin says “me and my friend there is no end” and hamzahs smile seriously warms my heart, their friendship is just 🤞🏼💜
@areeba41782 ай бұрын
why was Hamzah tweaking so hard when he first got in the lake 😭 32:56
@yesyes31462 ай бұрын
I'M SCRWAMING sometimes i think hes kinda a coke addict
@Nabilllera2 ай бұрын
He was experiencing hypothermia because of how cold it was 🤣🤣🤣
@haleykiddo38752 ай бұрын
it was probably a mix of the coldness/how the floor(moss) feels because i live in the country and ive been in random lakes/ponds and the texture of the ground always freaks me out😭
@Nabilllera2 ай бұрын
@@haleykiddo3875 ohhh so that explains why hamzah was gagging 😂😂
@cawned2 ай бұрын
the brain eating amoeba started taking over 😔
@Akina674662 ай бұрын
Hamzah gagging in the lake actually brought tears to my eyes
@esmerbop2 ай бұрын
That lake did something too him he turned crazy bruh 😭
@Brookethefantastic2 ай бұрын
Thats dad coded coughing at 2:00am vibes
@kalopsias2 ай бұрын
@@esmerbop NO DEADASS I WAS CRYING 😭😭😭😭
@mayajama58792 ай бұрын
They both looked so good in this??? just goes to show what touching grass does for malnourished and sun deprived gamers! ❤
@ErmWhatTheFreakyDeaky2 ай бұрын
The fact that they didn’t cut out the part where Martin is literally hands deep in his pants astonishes me..
@lilaiguess2 ай бұрын
You’re freaking SLUSHING me rn
@5amherd2 ай бұрын
What does this mean
@lilaiguess2 ай бұрын
@@5amherd absolutely nothing 😌
@synth5552 ай бұрын
@@5amherdi think you know what it means 5amherd.
@kaiyaaaaaaaaa2 ай бұрын
ayo???
@daisydelrey2 ай бұрын
What the hay
@blueberrymuffinenthusiast2 ай бұрын
When I’m like 40 and taking a hike in the woods with my kids I’m gonna remember this video and reminisce…
@sc_09_ar2 ай бұрын
this video will be engraved in so many minds
@band-ito2 ай бұрын
over a quarter of a million people will remember this video whenever they go camping...
@emmataylor44782 ай бұрын
martin is going to make an exceptional 70 year old man
@Julie-eh1jg2 ай бұрын
44:01 "Aaand use this time to say grace and be thankful :D" "Grace, I'm thankful!" "No no-" PLEASEEE
@emiliamatlock85662 ай бұрын
as someone who goes camping every now and then... this is actually terrifying. every moment my jaw is on the floor
@Flameysaur2 ай бұрын
which parts were terrifying
@angelina-aisha2 ай бұрын
@@Flameysaurbruh
@kataraalsh2 ай бұрын
why did they do something wrong or dangerous?
@Flameysaur2 ай бұрын
@@julianaypll just curious lol. seemed normal to me but i'm also usually pretty reckless
@SasukeUchihaOfTheSound2 ай бұрын
@julianaportillo3495 What did they do wrong? I'm only 37 minutes into the video and have 0 experience camping, but aside from the steaks, they did fine did they not?
@buttermilkjesus98512 ай бұрын
freakzah diving into the water with no notice and immediately tweaking out is so real
@joeklimowicz76012 ай бұрын
💀
@cyborgswithtea2 ай бұрын
What did we do to deserve such a slushtastic video… I’m feeling like the luckiest gal in the world… an hour and a half? Right as I’m eating dinner? Right after I woke up from a nap? Oh my gosh. What a day to be alive. This is amazing. I feel like I’m on top of the world…
@harper92462 ай бұрын
i just woke up from a nap too!! i hope yours was divine and you are now well rested
@jessam54612 ай бұрын
i have a very short attention span but time flew on by with this video. i sat and watched half way thru before thinking “i should comment how much i like this”
@azuni10232 ай бұрын
Wearing button up shirts in the middle of the woods is crazy, their choice of outfits never fail to amaze me
@smmushii2 ай бұрын
They’re field shirts lol
@CrashNTheBoys20022 ай бұрын
They are not dress shirts, those buttons up are meant for the outdoors.
@mackenzie55932 ай бұрын
i genuinely havent laughed this hard in so long. im actually sobbing at them bathing in the water. thank you girls for your cervix
@ameliakaulitz892 ай бұрын
real i have cramps
@seonhonie64272 ай бұрын
the part where martin was like "what's coming out of you" like genuine tears
@z_bennet4208Ай бұрын
thank you girls for your cervix lmaooo
@Izzy06-132 ай бұрын
This has the same energy as the episode of the office where Michael Scott tries to survive in a forest 😭😭
@koryennebailey54272 ай бұрын
I thought the same exact thing 😭
@jadira33472 ай бұрын
OMGG YESS I GOT THAT VIBE
@kennedygrey78462 ай бұрын
Yesssss
@felixglauner11026 күн бұрын
I love how the longer they're there, the more references to the Internet they make as if they're losing their minds.
@minimeg78792 ай бұрын
"a certain community would consider him both" is crazy 😭😭🙏
@spillthemilk2 ай бұрын
Brokeback MOUNTAIN 💜
@hanaqqqqАй бұрын
I didnt get it💔
@Pegacornbows2 ай бұрын
Martin's waist is SINCHED for the gawds and Hamzah is double cheeked up on a Tuesday. Body is T, body is legendary😗👏🏽✨
@keishawatanabe54752 ай бұрын
theirs is coffee
@antidrainer2 ай бұрын
Maybe the Teapot.
@jinxedjxrry2 ай бұрын
2:24 THAT FUCKING FAN HARMONIZING GETS ME EVERY. TIME. 😭😭
@absolclipshex2 ай бұрын
When they started screaming passionately but it just ear rapes us 😭
@juzs82382 ай бұрын
i thought i hallucinated that theyre so funny.
@tima78142 ай бұрын
what is that from???
@BecaFond2 ай бұрын
@@tima7814TikTok
@seejaybee1602 ай бұрын
@@tima7814its from a tiktok of a girl harmonizing with a mircrowave 🔥
@moosiepoopsie3951Ай бұрын
😭 9:48 dude the steaks are covered in plastic the bear won’t smell nothing
@sharkenthusiast19632 ай бұрын
40:40 hamzahs skin is glowing. see what a little grass touching can do guys
@kaorusgf28042 ай бұрын
1:36:38
@kanyustop2 ай бұрын
1:28:40 ya here too
@natallia4852 ай бұрын
Hamzah fishing alone at 5 in the morning brought me a peace I've never felt before
@Dj_jakemo2 ай бұрын
The “there’s the cranny” nearly made me cry with laughter
@kala69352 ай бұрын
"We have to put the food away because of the bears?" "And men.." Martin for da gawls 😂
@morgansmorgan2 ай бұрын
the heavy breathing with the low quality video looks like a found footage movie
@i.math052 ай бұрын
this video is about the same length as wreck it ralph
@macykiefaber70942 ай бұрын
don’t compare two goats
@ifredbenson2 ай бұрын
“peters been dead for a while now” so good at comforting ❤
@Buzzzy-bee2 ай бұрын
12:01 using FIRST AID the next day is so slushynoobz.
@hhammallamma2 ай бұрын
“one of my alters is in love with chocolate mudslides” there’s tears in my eyes
@Dsstiny2 ай бұрын
I thought i was the only one that clocked tht😭
@seomii2402 ай бұрын
An hour and 38 minutes is diabolical and I’m here for it
@lacy012 ай бұрын
not putting the timestamp is crazy work
@seeseembo2 ай бұрын
@@lacy01they’re talking about the length of the video not a certain part of the video lmaoooo
@Chiwasshere2 ай бұрын
And 45 seconds exactly!🤓
@amna86162 ай бұрын
the editor hit every fkcing mark so good everytime thank u
@sia.sia72 ай бұрын
do they edit their own videos or does someone else do it?
@al3theabean2 ай бұрын
@@sia.sia7I think someone else does
@SaraSaraSara1692 ай бұрын
@@sia.sia7i think they have an editor for some videos but hamzah did this one he’s been talking about it for a while
@threeholePUNCHify2 ай бұрын
@@SaraSaraSara169i thought it was Chase. they said Chase helped with this
@QuaidyP2 ай бұрын
It genuinely makes me so happy when I see their videos getting a bunch of views.
@97nissan2 ай бұрын
THE CAMPING VLOG IS FINALLY HERE AND IT’S A WHOLE FEATURE FILM LENGTH MASHALLAH 😭😭🙏🏽
@miacaesar93072 ай бұрын
They are so masculine and testosterone in this
@lb2infinity2 ай бұрын
1:20:20😭
@Mel-iq8hr2 ай бұрын
right they’re soo testosterone!
@summerwashere98652 ай бұрын
@@lb2infinityDIABOLICAL
@miacaesar93072 ай бұрын
@@lb2infinity hamzah not even safe why his knees together 😭
@EmmaSchmalz2 ай бұрын
hamzah describing the meat vs. lake situation as him 'sundowning' has me in tears
@isitreally...2 ай бұрын
this whole video made me smile I love their random ass shenanigans so much 😭
@okayshay98922 ай бұрын
martins posture while they were fishing made me sit up straight
@jxella68022 ай бұрын
reading YOUR comment made me sit up straight
@josiahcarpenter892 ай бұрын
2:21 a certain community would consider him both 😭😭
@jazmin01952 ай бұрын
literally why is no one mentioning this it’s so funny 😭
@lol.12962 ай бұрын
I don’t get it😭
@jazmin01952 ай бұрын
@@lol.1296 in the gay community there’s a type of slang to describe different types of gay people and “bear” is usually used to describe a hairy bigger man (whether muscular or fat)
@lol.12962 ай бұрын
@@jazmin0195 oh😭😭😭
@sbaek88232 ай бұрын
I've literally camped at algonquin every summer i promise you those steaks could've been cooked and NO BEAR would've come, they can smell the fire that an obvious HUMAN made and we only have black bears (the most scared bears of the bunch) you could clap or yell and they would be more scared of you
@Brookethefantastic2 ай бұрын
Help so they just wasted a steak 😭
@lydia90002 ай бұрын
@@Brookethefantastictwo steaks 😭
@Brookethefantastic2 ай бұрын
@@lydia9000 THOSE ARE EXPENSIVE TO 😭
@Automatedresponsebot52 ай бұрын
I’m shocked about everything they did they were so unprepared 😭😭
@twixtermncccc2 ай бұрын
this is like my third time watching this vid and i can’t stop laughing at hamzah gagging in the water… WHY WAS HE DOING THAT IM CRYING 😭😭😭
@block13062 ай бұрын
WHÆ
@playitboy2 ай бұрын
9:22 "steak in a lake?" This moment, the building music, the flashlight on hamzah .. its so surreal and insane down to the plop of the steak in da lake
@at042 ай бұрын
i love the way they respected the nature, the chipmunks, and the fish (not catching a single one out of respect for the environment). very demure, very mindful.
@Ban._.annahh2 ай бұрын
So so cutesy, so demure, very very mindful 💆♀️
@seeseembo2 ай бұрын
@@Ban._.annahh demuretsy 😻
@hannahparker8882 ай бұрын
I've been having a rough week but getting out of school and seeing a slushy camping vlog just changed that :) Thank you Hamzah and Martin for always brightening up my day this is what true content making is about!!
@nalunae2 ай бұрын
take care lovely I hope next week will be better ♡
@hannahparker8882 ай бұрын
@@nalunae aw thank you
@johnnybravo57262 ай бұрын
they play off of each other so well, they're like an unintentional comedic duo. This rocks!
@fresniido2 ай бұрын
The slushy vids just keep getting better. “Say grace and be thankful” “grace im thankful🙏🏽”
@kendalhutchason2 ай бұрын
THIS HAD ME DYINGGGG
@baboo97362 ай бұрын
the whole bathing section was so funny but 'ANUS AMEBA! ANUS AMEBA' broke me. They did NOT have to include all that
@AsharporBflat2 ай бұрын
Rated 5 stars on Letterboxd Also kudos to their editor for going through all the footage and audio recorded of these men who have lots to say and do
@sinjiniteer30002 ай бұрын
need someone to put this on letterboxd
@AsharporBflat2 ай бұрын
seriously. I've about finished this cinematic specialty and the versatility in this vlog is insane. Who else is recording their face while wiping their rump? Who dares to combine random rapping and story reading into a video about hiking? Marvelous Martin and Hamzah the Fantastic don't care about the trends. They're shifting the paradigms. They're pioneers in this industry.
@sinjiniteer30002 ай бұрын
@@AsharporBflattook the words right out my mouth
@soupquake24072 ай бұрын
im pretty sure hamzah edited this all he talked a lot about editing this on the pateron
@AsharporBflat2 ай бұрын
@soupquake2407 even more impressive🙌
@ih8jade3402 ай бұрын
genuinely one of the funniest videos i’ve watched
@yesyes31462 ай бұрын
I love them cause any normal person would have made this vlog so aesthetic and cute but it's just king deranged
@go5reni2 ай бұрын
Hearing Hamzah gag and retch in the lake was the funniest part, I love seeing men suffer 😂
@lvuix2 ай бұрын
is this mandys second acc
@F300-w5j2 ай бұрын
Unresolved mental trauma
@aliyah8142 ай бұрын
@@lvuixLOL
@tima78142 ай бұрын
hahahaha I cried laughing why was he being so dramatic bro took a dip for 1 minute
@anvee39012 ай бұрын
you're funny i like you
@josjunkmail2 ай бұрын
Hamzah looks and sounds like a toddler swimming for the first time at 32:52 😭
@thatperson8682 ай бұрын
LOLLLL😭😭😭😭
@octopuzzi2 ай бұрын
33:58 if this is what sirens look like, i see why the pirates drowned themselves
@allthethingsshesaid-12 ай бұрын
5:54 i got emotional when martin said (prolly ironically) "we will have a ytb channel forever". i truly hope you do man
@andief1232 ай бұрын
This is KILLING ME. Trying to camp in Algonquin without knowing how to build a tent or hang your food is SO HARD 🤣 throwing the steaks in the lake had me SCREAMING
@livieisntreal2 ай бұрын
I think I should step outside more often because I immediately got sad about the fact that i'll never be able to watch this video for the first time again…before I even started it
@charkiesharkie2 ай бұрын
no bc me too
@McBaller962 ай бұрын
13:51 Martin making ambulance noises as he brought over the first aid kit is so cute