The Great Slushy Bake Off

[@bellesareblack]

the moment martin said that his cookie was “nice and creamy inside” i knew that it was raw

[@camcam5292]

LMFAOO

[@j0562]

What’s 15:05 from?

[@DanielAlvarez-tk3lm]

@@j0562skydoesminecraft he would call gold butter lol

[@serotonin7687]

crazy sentence

[@KOmyself]

@@DanielAlvarez-tk3lmnot da butter sword

[@luvinonkat]

just slushed EVERYWHERE from this video 😂❤! thanks for being awesome mark and hamlet!

[@mel_iolo]

IM CRYINGGGGTT

[@marsypoo.]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[@xochitlahuia]

💀💀💀

[@millie.esmé]

HAMLETTTTT😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@aimyoo8378]

OMG 😭😭😭

[@peepoopaa]

the way they cant go 5 mins without quoting a random video

[@kqjwhhsp1783]

Hahaha

[@yuki25n]

who is the guy in your pfp?

[@Jail19]

@@yuki25n jake webber

[@yuki25n]

@@Jail19 Like fanart of him??

[@urdirtysockay2140]

@@Jail19omg this made me laugh so hard

[@rutendomuza395]

“boy get the hell outta here boi”😭

[@mafthew]

Slushy Noobz really dismantled the patriarchy in this video by proving that men bake too ♥️

[@arielmp4]

dont butter them up 🙄🙄

[@mafthew]

@@arielmp4 But cakes need Butter 🧈

[@skezt]

i know who you are boy

[@unemployedbiatch]

What the fuck ❤

[@mm-rx2qz]

not martin tho

[@nailbiter300]

sometimes I forget they’re real people that go out and not little fantasy creatures that exist in my mind

[@CoupleOfClownfish]

This is the realest thing ive read all day long

[@rad1cal_426]

exactly dude @@CoupleOfClownfish

[@matty_daddy]

They’re little gnomes

[@snoop.dogs.blunt.roller]

wdym theyre real

[@willow8209]

i predict that hamzahs shop will be $200 because of pretty privilege and martins will be $20

[@Lebinkbonk]

so rude lmao😭😭 imagine being Martin and reading that😭

[@willow8209]

@@Lebinkbonk lol i was joking did you even watch the video

[@clarissified]

@@Lebinkbonkdid u even watch the video

[@BloodCrystalss]

Very close!!! 😆

[@liquorlunatic940]

They’re both pretty tho

[@beendatbillyy]

“Sativa, indica. It don’t matter what the strand! The worst addiction of all is the addiction to a man!!!”😭😭😭 ate that

[@metztli156]

Hamzah dresses like a millennial hipster

[@carloswick1]

That’s the point

[@mariahmenardi]

mama needs a blunt

[@Itskenny-]

You guys are so witty i love it. Martins cookie is scary lol

[@girlfront]

especially with that beanie bruh 😭

[@vianka4918]

since when did gypsy rose and martin have such a good connection? so lovely seeing these two women free themselves and live life how god intended 😊

[@olivia-ml3kv]

LMAO THAT IS WILD

[@ryazs]

WHATT😭😭

[@n0esk]

WHAT WOULD MAKE U SAY THIS

[@lvly_alia]

IM CRYING WHAT

[@taras2878]

LMAO UR SICK

[@celiacaffrey]

balegdeh reference before even hitting the one minute mark has me in tears

[@Ijustslushed1]

No watermark? This my best video yet 🔥🔥

[@bigfrankoceanfan]

No watermark? This is my best comment yet 🔥🔥

[@Ijustslushed1]

@@bigfrankoceanfan HELPP

[@baboo9736]

god im so out of it rn. i thought it said 6y instead of 6mo ago. funny comment tho

[@Ijustslushed1]

@@baboo9736 STOP I LAUGHED

[@taylorflopera]

Hamzah looks like someone who would enjoy drinking milk

[@ash-hm4bt]

White AND choccy

[@CoupleOfClownfish]

Milk hits different sometimes

[@Selenaniii]

i was your 1000th like i feel motivated and jubilant

[@_benk]

The comedic timing from 8:07 from "I've got my own icing" to him shouting at Carl is so funny And Hamzah waving Carl around in one hand 😂

[@fateenergy1360]

You guys are really like the real life equivalent of mordecai and rigby

[@ncthcly]

LITERALLYYYY

[@floores]

Hamzah=mordecai martin=rigby onika=burgers

[@gepardlandaus]

@@flooresonika BURGERS 💜

[@mwahnobarssss]

@@flooresNO MARTIN IS SO MORDECAI

[@fshzi]

21:34 'Tilly Ramsey PLEASE!😞 does she cook?' 'NO it's not genetical' TOOK ME OUT

[@mwahnobarssss]

and the way she literally can cook 😭😭😭

[@gatorxoxo]

Ladies, get yourself a man who can bake

[@Malika-TRESemmé]

Even lesbians need a man who can bake

[@bigfrankoceanfan]

i need myself a hamzah!!!!

[@weezerfan223]

bakers, get yourself a lady who can man

[@strangersonline4440]

his face after saying kobe 💀

[@san-009]

LMAOO

[@mallorythemyth]

I’m not Canadian so the grocery store looks like it was made by AI. Including the name of the store

[@lacy01]

i saw them floors and gagged

[@koat1153]

😂 hilarious

[@tr_in]

as a canadian i was thinking the exact same thing

[@millie.esmé]

@@lacy01my superstore floors are grey idk why theirs are BRIGHT ORANGE

[@whyamisotired5135]

@@millie.esmé i think it's loblaws since east canada doesnt have superstore. mine also have white/grey floors

[@lucy3535]

I Love how Martins cookie was 100% still raw❤

[@puppylove33806]

Idk about you guys but I would eat Hamzah's cookie right up!!!

[@puppylove33806]

@@mya4730 yes 🥺🥺🥺

[@Sarahbelac]

How did you do that PLEASE TELL

[@puppylove33806]

@@Sarahbelac DO WHAT??

[@sydneynunez7249]

hamzah eat my cookie 😋

[@puppylove33806]

@@sydneynunez7249 now Sydney…

[@psbc]

slushy noobz and a box combo is life changing

[@roach9857]

Ur life changing. Cutie.

[@trashmagicsuperstar]

oh that sounds like Awesome

[@JuneKowalski]

mandy is so patient

[@mootybuncherr]

8:10 this clip is so funny 😭😭 the way martin stares at the camera and the transition from carl being on the floor to on the counter has me deceased

[@HikaruChaan]

my eyes are not this far apart i cant focus on two ppl

[@amy_boo17]

omg im majoring in professional baking this is definitely gonna be informational and will change the trajectory of my life thank you slushies!

[@K1ttyggirl420]

Martin asking Abt the oven repeatedly is so me

[@gill3110]

ok but hamzah getting mad at him for it :(

[@cocteautwin]

no fr cause even tho i let it preheat for a while i get nervous the house will explode

[@dinkenspeir]

I liked that Martin forced himself to eat his own cookies at the end to prove that he liked them!

[@emofbi4935]

the way they both got sick after this video…

[@cruxxedd]

the look Hamzah gives Mandy at 6:26 is classic

[@hibuhhhh67]

I’m a new viewer who is Mandy in relation to them?

[@cruxxedd]

@@hibuhhhh67 Mandy is Martin’s girlfriend

[@slushyoilers]

Classic😂

[@midoriii8270]

i just SLUSHED all over the kitchen cabinets and counters holy slush!

[@Shava-i3s]

Relatable!

[@michellee4106]

21:52 all the extra sugar or whatever that hamzah added in falling out when he folded it LMAO

[@daniellequeen67]

So excited to finally see some men getting in the kitchen!😊 So wholesome

[@america2373]

The nicki quote by memory??? Girlsssss!!!!

[@dracomalfoy2894]

Hamzah hurling carl around and then putting him in the microwave made me lose it lmaooo

[@jimmiyjams8567]

That face that Martin does after saying please KILLS ME 😭😭

[@amritabrarrr]

how are they so bad at literally everything IM CRYINGJNFJSK

[@amritabrarrr]

love u guys tho this video was so funny

[@keaton8legs]

This is how I found out Canadians have grocery stores

[@mackenziewest2981]

where else would we get our food?

[@streetzomb69]

@@mackenziewest2981storks from the sky.

[@december5644]

@@streetzomb69not quite, only Italians get them there🤔

[@MattyPraps1234]

What do you think we are bruh 😭

[@Jonas19374]

I think Daniel Radcliffe would make an awesome guest at the slushy noobz bake off🙌✌️

[@jujubeeh320]

frr

[@KyleGeorgeJones]

absolutely

[@4ran4ran]

“Remeber when she tex-…. THEY texted you-“ “STOP” 😭😭

[@kintsugipapi]

IM CTFUJUUUUUU

[@watersilk]

the trick for those online recipes is to click "print" at the top !! they always have that button.. opens a simple pdf in a new tab. saved my life.

[@CuntyFernandoAlonso]

Hamzahs biceps are ripping through that shirt

[@souless-sneaks3381]

"isnt that the shit between your teeth?" LMFSBDIWJOS

[@chels4723]

you know you are funny if your videos have like 30 most replayed moments when you hover over that bar

[@georgiasmith264]

Boy how I wish I could be there in person and taste the sweet fruits of their labor

[@maddiegarrr]

29:54 this is my favorite martin clip of all time

[@scaryoldhayleigh]

martins voice is my inner voice sadly

[@R0tten_St4r]

You look familiar…

[@Papensus]

Hamzah slapping the dough killed me 💀💀

[@shquizzlemizzlefizzle]

the paris/ perez joke was so funny

[@umluffy]

gaining almost 500k subscribers in less than a year is actually insane

[@sofiasilaewa6460]

10:13 God I thought the cat was in the oven for a second.

[@tate225]

😂

[@Greta-o9q]

I noticed that martin was squinting at approximately 19:16 ! you might be in need of glasses stay safe

[@scottm99]

not u predicting his glasses

[@griffgirl24]

Loving this tradwife content keep it up 👍🏻

[@pixiedust6347]

hamzahs neighbor rizzing him up w edible brownies is living the dream life

[@shaniaupton2748]

i haven't laughed this much in AGES. ya'll the best.

[@CoupleOfClownfish]

Me

[@Spacecadetlil]

When Martin said “you did a good job” it made me smile so hard omfggg

[@wootlord]

This is like watching adhd come to life as people

[@gabbykingmusic]

i come back to this video every so often just to hear martin say ‘cream of tartar’ 7:45

[@janayahuffman9990]

The actual concern on Hamzahs face when asking Martin “What are you doin?” 4 times

[@barfieldwrah]

Another hood classic! 😂 Keep it up boys!

[@rawgerr]

i love how they paid for everyone's groceries, youtuber's have such big hearts ☺☺

[@abbyj2023]

I love the way you guys just like to make yourselves and each other laugh 😭😭😭

[@Star_Girl.33]

We need a moment of appreciation for how nicely decorated Martin’s apartment is

[@bananasummer.p]

Hamzah measuring a 1/3 cup in half tablespoons is crazy work

[@Jimmy92873]

1:33 now I have a theory slushies, listen up. Do you see the name Roxy in the shopping cart? I think this is a little spoiler, a little hint to the slushy community that we will be returning to the pizzaplex to visit Roxy and the other animatronics. Who else agrees?

[@Jimmy92873]

Agree

[@houseonwheels2546]

I absolutely love your connection. You guys are truly bros 4 etern

[@car0423]

boy didn’t wash his hands after touching carl!!

[@chatman4998]

Ew

[@Camillelang]

I wasnt allowed to watch spongebob because my mom said it would make me stupid....and now i watch slushy noobz!!

[@lemony1905]

i am pretending that the store floor is covered in tomato soup

[@PainIsNoExcuse]

I like the way you think

[@emilymcleod5779]

Martins reaction to saying kobe is TOO funny and relatable tbh

[@MySnowball14]

7:24 IM CRYINGG THE WAY HAMZAH SAID THIS

[@brinnie_rina]

“i hope it’s under $50” “in this economy?” real 😭

[@kotahashcroft9002]

looking at martins cookie actually made me feel ill

[@ildahoxha5572]

this feels like a slushynoobz classic

[@simran-mo8ik]

4:19 MARTIN MADE ME SNORT MY LEMON ICED TEA ITS GONE EEVRYWHERE 😖

[@Hibiscus0923]

9:10 Why is hamzah holding the cat like that😭😭

[@Drpepperlover212]

Mama needs a BLUNT💜

[@slusvycs]

The ending made my face numb from laughter when martin said we’re the nightmare of republicans and hamzah couldn’t stop laughing

[@bigfrankoceanfan]

slushy noobz and sinjin posting at the same time! what a miracle!!!

[@bellatocci9025]

hi slushy noobz!!!! big fan here 😄 just wanted to say thank you for being so bold and embarrassing in public while none of the rest of us would EVER do that! super great for a good old laugh 😂😂😂❤❤

[@kacha3355]

martin repeatedly yelling štz is so balkan i was half expecting him to bust out the mrš

[@2rinity]

Slushy dessert reviews??? Oh yeah I’m sat! 😂😭

[@amalia20378]

you made it on the slushstagram 😉😉

[@2rinity]

@@amalia20378 oh that is so sick and twisted

[@avery4164]

this is actually the funniest and slushiest video yet

[@iambitches9982]

i hope hamzah knows im ovulating

[@iambitches9982]

also latina

[@vampedtone]

twins

[@Nhi3.0]

Woah! There should be a gyatt warning at 3:37😳😳😳

[@boltcutters]

Nah for Hamzah in the kitchen

[@janakattoub2785]

I love them but I would never taste anything they make

[@analisaolsby6190]

28:55 hamzah’s face killllls me

[@lilaiguess]

Perfect way to start winter work break thank you Slushy Noobz

[@jelllycake2825]

so brave of them to be eating straight play dough for their viewers

[@weebanna]

“Mandy pls eat my cookie” 🥺

[@myoiri]

hamzah is so buff wow

[@pierogilover01]

serious advice for the plant on your table guys: snip off the dead leaves and water with distilled water. boil water then let it cool before watering but thatll help the prayer plant!!!

[@livypanzz]

HAMZAH HI I SENT U THAT SHIRT

[@SlushyNoobz]

I wear it so much thank you

[@caytamine]

Fridge open in the back for that long is crazy

[@laylabatul7834]

2:07 “HURRY UP 😡😡”

[@btb382]

5:02 Answer - I've slushed to this video probably 3 times already.... but im gonna have to say cakes that look like a real object, but when cut actually turn out to be cake. Final answer.

[@17nayeli]

0:12 is that gypsy rose? 🌹

[@morganmott3693]

Carl is giving baking tips and yall tell him to shut up smh

[@mitomonica7270]

new dan and phil baking video

[@millie.esmé]

that superstore floor bright as hell bro