Can 4.5 Million Jedi Invade Darth Vader's Normandy Beach? - Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator 2 UEBS 2

[@awesomesauce980]

This guy's computer called me poor in every known language, dialect, and accent in all of human history.

[@rayanderson5797]

The problem I always end up having with these battles is that they don't really feel like battles so much as watching ants fight. No unit ever falls back, or breaks and runs, no matter how badly overwhelmed, and neither side uses any tactic beyond either rushing straight forward or standing in one place firing. At around 12:50, the whole jedi army is ignoring the cannons shelling them because every single one of the millions are closing in on a group of like 40 guys. Half the army shouldn't even know about that tiny remnant, let alone bother with them. And those 40 guys should have been trying to fall back to the next line ages ago.

[@tibsimm]

Imagine all the free lightsabers just lying on the ground for the taking.

[@CoreyJayB]

Grievous gotta grow a few extra arms :)

[@williamwilting]

"Those lightsabers would be a fine addition to my collection... if only I could carry so freaking many of them."

[@NordicMyth]

That sea of blue lightsabers was epic!!

[@Owls-Toads]

I take it you’re 12 years old?

[@MaxenceBrumelotDumontier]

@@Owls-ToadsWho tf hurt you

[@NordicMyth]

@@Owls-Toads Well, let's see....the first Star Wars came out in 77' and people have been enjoying their movies ever since. So, what does it matter?

[@SpaceDetergentAM]

12:20 "Won't we hit our own troops, sire?" "...well yes......but we'll hit theirs as well.....attack."

[@dougbrown04]

Excellent reference

[@captnwinkle]

Darth Shangs

[@brotherandrew3393]

Not attacking the ships before they are landing at shore is a big mistake.

[@TheFiddleFaddle]

Gotta love the AT-ATs shooting from their feet 😆

[@flavaj13]

You didn't know the AT-ATs were outfitted with ankle blasters shortly after the Hoth incident, to counter would-be Jedi saboteurs?

[@shadowotter3116]

this battle was better than anything disney has done with the ip

[@DarvakSondrath]

The one thing that feels off about videos like this, is how all the troopers within firing range can shoot, even if they don't have a clear shot, because like five rows of troopers are standing in front of them. Also, the fact that jedi can deflect and redirect blaster shots back at their enemies. I think if these two points were realistically factored, a lot more jedi would have survived.

[@ohno5371]

It’s hard to see but the Jedi were actually deflecting blaster fire, there’s just so much on screen it can be shown

[@TheCarlos368]

"We eliminated almost every Jedi on the galaxy after Order 66" *Surviving Jedis after Order 66*

[@fii_89639]

Unbeknownst to the Jedi Council, instead of using Fett's DNA for the troopers, Kamino has managed to crack the code to cloning Jedis instead....

[@dreamscape9295]

22:43 37:17 "Murica", a legend even a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away

[@johnfoulk3448]

But I think it was a SITH lord that said it..... Only English spoken during this was the SITH Lords.....

[@wastedwarrior10]

VADER is a 1 MAN ARMY

[@Nantosuelta]

Standing on a mountain of dead jedi. Pretty epic

[@WhydoIsuddenlyhaveahandle]

What time stamp was that?

[@JesiPuff93]

​@@WhydoIsuddenlyhaveahandle33:22

[@blazinrounds230]

Must have some kind of NASA computer to run these battles.

[@captnwinkle]

What else you think they are doing there while Musk is preparing for Mars?

[@_Darth_Vader_]

“All I am surrounded by is fear, and dead men”

[@shauny88lol]

Awesome battle, epic and very satisfying result, cheers 🍻

[@Abdullah-yuguranlar]

War:🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥💥🔥🔥💥💥 Computer:🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍🏍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@johnnuyen3981]

Then Deathstar shows up and its all over, lol still enjoyable to watch

[@TonyHighwind]

4.5 million Jedi and not even a single deflection kill. Sus.

[@conniee.]

Wow, 4.5 million Jedi.😲😊To me, they should've been flipping those machines over using the Force instead of just using lightsabers. But I get it, this is a "Normandie Battle" vid so... I loved seeing the flow of lightsabers, they were a "Blue Tsunami", and I am glad they won. 😃🙌👍👏👏👏👏

[@Magzillas]

Even with 4.5 million, I'm surprised enough laser noodles made it through the ragdoll cannons to challenge the backline.

[@ericfeatherstone776]

Especially once those 1-shot sith marauders behind Vader were unleashed! They were MOWING through the Blue Noodles like wheat!

[@effervescentrelief]

Seems fitting the Imperial troops are yelling "For America!"

[@mysticdragonwolf89]

I take it friendly fire isn’t on….cause 99% of Vader’s army would’ve been destroyed

[@johnfoulk3448]

I think the SITH Lords were the ones that spoke English and said "MERICA"..... Too funny. Also Vader was EPIC!!! He was like a black hole of death.... Sucking them and and drooping them like a true Evil Lord would. Heavy firepower was also amazing. Thank you. Well thought out. The opening music was even awesome.

[@dougbrown04]

An we get a promotion for that one jedi who said "maybe we shouldnt ALL run straight at them...."

[@brosephbroman7564]

This was the most expensive battle in history, next to the destruction of both Death Stars.

[@youssebouafendi]

How doesn't your computer explode from this

[@Warlock93]

Look at the description :D

[@JDobrozsi1]

Should have went for 9 million jedi those cannons were devastating!

[@TRS-Tech]

Well balanced battle but thats a lot of jedi's to mess with 😅

[@battlesimulatorgamer]

Thanks for saying the battle was well-balanced. I wanted to show an even better balance, but the glowing lightsabers made my eyes tire out too quickly to keep running more simulations. For the record, this was the 11th simulation I tried. Thanks again for your comment!

[@TRS-Tech]

@@battlesimulatorgamer no problem... I could tell you had enough by the fast forwards 😂

[@23Revan84]

The empire can easily replace their losses, Jedi can’t. 😂

[@NS-qj8xj]

When the sith voluntarily gave up the high ground.....

[@paulcline9027]

Imagine the population of Kentucky was Jedi, what kind of army would stop that

[@Mowraq]

Florida Man leading all the beast armies of Australia.

[@bryguy306]

7:56 “I made it! I can’t believe I made it all the way from boat! Now take th- “

[@ИгорьШуба-щ3ъ]

Всё! 🤔Теперь это оффициально новый канон от диснея! 👍

[@OptimusGnarkill]

Next time do 4.5mil Jedi VS like 1000 Darth Vaders 😂 he was going absolutely insane for awhile there and that was just 1.

[@makinapacal]

It is so sad and tragic when the Jedi win. But on the plus side more than 90% of the vile Jedi were killed. Still a pity it wasn't all of them.

[@phineascromwell]

NO! Down with the evil Empire!!! 🤠

[@micmac274]

​@@phineascromwell The code you should follow is this one: There is no peace, there is anger There is no fear, there is power There is no death, there is immortality There is no weakness, there is the Dark Side. I am the heart of darkness I know no fear But rather I instil it in my enemies I am the destroyer of worlds I know the power of the Dark Side I am the fire of hate. All the universe bows before me I pledge myself to the darkness For I have found true life In the death of the light. Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me.

[@phineascromwell]

@@micmac274 No... I walk a different path. The Sith are deluded in part because they are missing an aspect of their soul, their psyche... they are blind, unaware of their doomed emptiness, and unable to see this... they have succumbed to the lies of a monstrous tempter. 🤠 The Sith are doomed, and damned, to be incomplete.

[@makinapacal]

Whatever. I find the phony, fake "goodness" of the Jedi to be utterly infuriating. They are in my opinion not very different from the Sith; but with a huge soupcon of self satisfaction and hypocrisy.

[@someone1tohold]

@@makinapacal did you ever consider they were stark contrast to each other like ying and yang for a reason. says a lot about you to root for the overtly villainess.

[@ДаниилГрязнов-ь7н]

Война клонов какую мы заслужили - ещё 20 миллионов джедаев на подходе

[@taka852]

毎回ぐだらない企画だけど、結構面白い😂

[@AGreen-ug9oi]

This is good but what are the gun toting Imperials being hit with from the saber wielding Jedi?

[@chiptankgirl]

So can the Jedi deflect the bolts from the blasters? I couldn't quite tell. Also, are the robots bleeding red?

[@johnlivingstone1749]

11:17 was epic after cutting down those soldiers the ENTIRE jedi company bought it

[@moosesox]

I’m pretty sure the Jedi showed up thinking they were going to a rave

[@mrrexon4385]

Vader is the KING

[@Brianbri-nq3cc]

Wow even in this the cannons are missing like on the movies!💥🤣😂👍

[@michaelscotthawthorn7871]

Friendly fire killed the defenders 2:1 over attackers

[@gogolfixpersonne1915]

i've been surprised by that : more than 1.2 million disappeared which are not counted in the empire army kills ! so many friendly fires ??! desertions ? what kind of jedi is that ???... 😆

[@calvinstraveldreams]

So THIS is what the Sithal War must have looked like…

[@Zaftrack]

4,5 миллиона джедаев. 4,5 миллиона световых мечей. Тем временем на фабрике: "ВЫ ЧЁ ТАМ СОВСЕМ ОХ..."

[@richardgrant9367]

Great battle !

[@one-eyejawa3128]

Pyrrhic victory only. The attackers would have favored better if friendly fire would have been engaged making the artillery just as dangerous to the defenders, but I get why it wasn’t. Once the attackers got in close it should have given more cover. Pretty neat.

[@godwrote01]

12:29 great last stand of that unit

[@angli232]

The lightsaber looks like toys!

[@avabethmcghee3048]

40:49 - I loved that "TOASTY!!" Did you edit that in, or is it part of the game?

[@fgytred8915]

Did anyone else try to find Obi-Wan

[@matthewcook6737]

Well of course the Jedi won. Good always prevails. Light always concours darkness.

[@shmurda598]

laser knight

[@The_Lost_Boy_15]

The only time i am rooting for the defenders😂

[@hughjass7914]

1 billion gungans vs Emperor Palpatine

[@sophietheophiedog]

With 300k to spare, not bad.

[@mttgk7434]

Grievous will be very pleased to visit this beach ☺️ He definitely won’t need to collect any lightsaber the rest of his life

[@phil83_freewind93]

Nice video 👍👍 just 4.5 millions of JN is a bit too much when you know them in the game ;)

[@rahovartiv3464]

Pretty awesome regardless but why use aquatic landing vehicles when they can just land anywhere?

[@bvbinsane1vanity]

Normandy beach. Google it.

[@긴들매]

They looked like zergling with blue light stick...

[@手相セラピストささやん]

ジェダイの貴重さが一切感じられない😂

[@patrickchoo536]

Can make LoTR armies vs zombies? Or Sauron`s army vs human&elf. Thanks!

[@멋장이-p6k]

상륙하는 놈이나 저지하는 놈이나 둘다 우리의 상상을 초월하네

[@MaccabeeSolarLLC]

Bro thought he was the protaganist. 23:34

[@MaccabeeSolarLLC]

Now try with Sith.

[@michaelwicker9538]

22:45 did that NPC just say 'murica?

[@austinnash8125]

Looks like a bunch of monks

[@gabcarbone4879]

Would love to see the total no. of kills from the storm troopers, cos we all know that can hit a target for s****

[@PopCultureAnticSS]

lol so if an animal eats a dead force user does the animal have the force?Lol random but I’m into the fight

[@Rosivok]

gonna rename it glowstick beach

[@TheGreyGhost873]

ENEMY RAVE INBOUND

[@HenriOtomo]

still better than the postology.

[@hughjass7914]

Droids have gibs?

[@bubbabo2618]

If u didn’t initiate the defense to engage the Jedi lose

[@seanwool]

The fact that armies actually used a strategy like this in real life in this war (overwhelming enemy shelling with thousands of expendable human beings) makes this more disturbing that it ought to be.

[@johnlivingstone1749]

I known i realised that even in this immense battle was nothing compared to the loss of ww2

[@ageoflibra6767]

What kind of computer do you have?

[@Fact-fiend_1000ASMR.]

I want to see the Jedi be humbled. How about the Emperor of Mankind himself lead a legion of Imperial Fist Terminators, Melee Dreadnoughts and Black Templars into battle? Heck, just every Imperium melee unit against the Jedi. I would include bolters, but I'm not sure how damaging the ricochet will be for the Imperium.

[@johannesmeyer-dunker6044]

Die Verteidiger sterben, ehe die Jedi sie erreicht haben ?

[@ИгорьШуба-щ3ъ]

Джедаи отбивают в противника выстрелы из бластера. 😮

[@カナリエカンパニー]

そして出来た死体は達はウンコとして排出されるのである。（腸内フローラ）

[@miguellanos7]

Cómo se llama el juego???

[@tawernapodtrolimbem8293]

Nonsens battle i be use robots on beach wait 45000 000 000 jedi landing on the beach and use death star from anoter planet side to destroy Normand planet . Thats work Empire

[@iron1692]

음... 제다이의 인해전술로는 무리... 다스베이더 혼자 10만킬은한듯 ㅎㅎ 제다이 무리가 이겨도 이긴게 아닌결과~

[@Taktreich]

Was is ein Jedi Darth Vader?

[@rohito4957]

足元にライトセイバー転がってて危ないな。

[@jkn111111]

4.5m?

[@mynameissolongbecauseilike6446]

Average football fans fighting.

[@phimassalia5411]

❤️✊💙

[@Mowraq]

39:45 Mt Vader

[@tanukichi101]

まるでロシア軍がウクライナで行っている戦争の様だね。

[@grinreaperdutchphil]

Might be interesting to see what happens if you just add one teeny weeny Sauron to Darth Vader's forces.

[@ИгорьШуба-щ3ъ]

Тогда будет не канон. 😮

[@grinreaperdutchphil]

@@ИгорьШуба-щ3ъ Break the norm, augment tradition, renovate, be a rebel, revolutionary, live a little.

[@rororo9710]

もしかして全員パダワン？？笑

[@Ken1Yam]

A spectacular Banzai charge

[@rb15v18]

When did Lord Vader die?😇🤣🤣wwwwww

[@DrakeKesda]

I like these videos but what's with the pawn stars, dad rock music at the beginning? Doesn't fit and it's cringe.

[@sonzaishinai-y4d]

数の暴力

[@RobWindham-tx8si]

Absolute B.S. The Power of the Dark Side would win 10 out of 10 everytime! I call this simulation ONE SIDED by the administrator.

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

I can beat all these guys and all I need is one Death Star.

[@JayDEE-i8g]

Calm down Tarkin

[@pinkpuffy2988]

lame as heck.

[@cameron111121]

does this channel have a issue with showing the bad guys winning. i have not found a single video where the bad guys win really annoying.

[@MrDeathdealer79]

You haven't watched enough😂😂