Can I beat Trackmania's Newest Ice Trial?

[@Kirmo13]

This video is the perfect encapsulation of what Wirtual has become: -Ice maps -Pyramids conspiracies -Christopher Nolan hate

[@Bonde7280]

Sounds like Cristopher was beaten by Magnus.

[@konstaConstant]

This video is the the tenet of who Wirtual is

[@nowknow]

And uploads from the distant past

[@baba0rum]

A professional racer

[@ac.creations]

Christopher Nolans Batman though

[@noaburr]

6:10 the music syncing up with the checkpoints was incredible.

[@leonardosoaresfuks294]

yes it was, was gonna say that

[@zaxtonhong3958]

It was in the script

[@antoinebelet1592]

I can't find the name of the music, does anyone got it ?

[@ethanash1125]

@@antoinebelet1592it's God shattering star from fire emblem three houses

[@sammygames2046]

God Shattering Star by Helping Hands on KZbin. Yes I know you didn't ask but incorporate into your life

[@Pounamu104]

13:40 That donation was perfectly timed with the jump

[@drinkingchamp5271]

I had to go back and see it 😂

[@Pounamu104]

@@drinkingchamp5271 Go back again. Its just so well timed it has to be seen more than once.

[@RefrigeratedTP]

it's literally frame-perfect. wtf i can't stop watching it

[@drinkingchamp5271]

@@Pounamu104 it's been 7 days it's still amazing.

[@Pounamu104]

@@drinkingchamp5271 Yessir

[@alvinoveritas2033]

Little did Magnus know, but once he becomes a famous architect, Wirtual would be waiting for him

[@SeeAndDreamify]

oh oh

[@jonathanpryzby4029]

Just gotta wait for Magnus's parents to show up

[@pilotben97]

60 seconds ago? The real question is what year was this recorded? 2019?

[@_BreathOfFreshAir_]

@Esl Hypr! you never know, if anyone could do it, it would be wirtual.

[@brionbark]

​@Esl Hypr! r/whooooosh

[@Valkory]

@Esl Hypr! wirtual made this in 2019 yes

[@fox_four]

​@Esl Hypr! Wooosh

[@freako9595]

I get the meme but not that long ago actually

[@WarThunderHotBoy]

Random Thought: 4:54 sometimes with Wirtual being himself it's easy to assume that even if he'd not fallen off that platform he still wouldn't have finished that sentence

[@TheGoudaGoblin]

I’m so glad Wirtual put me on to this game it’s so much fun. Coming from rocket league it feels like there’s so much transferable precision, like I’m doing exactly what I wanna be but the car just doesn’t react how I expect. It’s like all the fun of learning a new physics based game without the frustration of not being precise on the sticks

[@sbaumruk]

also an RL to trackmania transplant. i def feel like they complement each other well

[@RobertDoornbosF1]

I mean Rocket League is probably one of the hardest games out there. Trackmania is fairly easy in that regard, though that has more to do with the ranked system. If you consider holding a WR to being SSL, it's more similar Hardly any other games require as much hours as Rocket League.

[@imafraidjumitebeeinnagang155]

@@RobertDoornbosF1 True. I have like 700 hours and I still can't aerial half the time lmao. But that's just the mechanical side, it also seems like boost management/positioning and game sense takes a lot longer to develop than equivalent skills in other games. Honestly rl is probably the only live service game I truly love as a game, there's just so much depth to it

[@xanboyyy]

I'm a gc2 in rocket league. And I feel like although RL is harder to master, the aspect of beating other players makes competing at the very top just as hard as it is with RL. The easier the task the more people push it to its limit. Thats why wr on an easy map is sometimes more difficult than a wr on a harder map.

[@PandaFan2443]

Gc1 in rocket league. The thing about rocket league is it requires a lot of game sense and creativity whereas trackmania requires a lot of consistency and a different type of gamesenes. Pure mechanics do seem to transfer quite nicely, though. Rocket League players only need precise inputs in quick bursts. Trackmania players have to maintajn their precision for long intervals. However, Rocket League mechanics are more complicated.

[@geronimo5515]

woah there, wirtual wasnt kidding when he said "lots of stuff coming to the main channel soon"

[@eleanorshuttleworth9346]

The editing at 37:11 was so clean!

[@ComposedQuality]

frame perfect transition 👌👌

[@Frankz245]

You can always keep the gameplay and chance the camera take, and in the next cut, put it sincronized again.

[@frankv42]

best editing is the one you dont notice. how the hell did you notice that???

[@RobertDoornbosF1]

​​@@frankv42is head boops back pretty obviously

[@mrtbts]

@@frankv42the timer

[@valimaa1006]

The Magnus who took the tower turned out to be the world chess champion Magnus Carlsen and that day was the day he learned how to move the rooks.

[@dragonhart6505]

Just like Deep Dip, I know I have absolutely no chance completing even half of these checkpoints but now I REALLY need to try anyway. Thanks for the new addiction, Wirtual!

[@takumi2023]

you got this just follow wirtual's lines XD

[@dragonhart6505]

@@Godspamit i've got 24hrs total in game, says Steam...i got 3 checkpoints in less than an hour and i felt pretty good about that!

[@littlezombie3182]

Can I play this map on console

[@littlezombie3182]

@@Godspamit ok thank you

[@JohnnyH1992]

My toxic trait is that I know I’m terrible at Trackmania, but I always watch wirtual and think “yeah, I could probably get within a couple of 10ths of that time”

[@aeliar]

21:31 That timing is flawless !!

[@nosleep2332]

29:00 What he's describing is Solipsism. Stuff like this always happens to me too: I have a radical new though or realization and then find out that it's just a reinvention of something hundreds of years old

[@ZoeylaRose]

Yeah solipsism is super interesting to thi k about but pointless at the same time cuz if it were to hold true then you are just discussing with yourself anyways

[@CrimVulgar]

It's always funny to me when people go from the quite valuable realisation that "everything we know is filtered through our brains/eyes/ears/etc" to thinking "so how can I know anyone else is real???" full on solipsism, whereas when I had that realisation I was like "damn that makes communication a lot harder than it looks, huh."

[@asdfasdfq6005]

How is that solipsism? Solipsism is the theory that only your own mind is sure to exist and to extent the world around you too in your mind, not sure what that has to do with your second comment.

[@nosleep2332]

@@asdfasdfq6005 Solipsism recognizes as real only the contents of individual human mind; beyond that there is nothing. Saying "everyone's reality is perceived through our brain" implies that our brain creates its own reality from what it knows and therefore, only what we know is real. I'd say that's a pretty solipsistic thought, although subjective idealism (which solipsism is based on) may be more precise. As for my second comment, I was merely pointing out how I sometimes have a huge realization only to find out that someone had already thought of that ages ago, as is the case with what Wirt said

[@asdfasdfq6005]

@@nosleep2332 yeah I narrowed it down a bit, didn't get the second portion wasn't related directly to the first

[@lukewood5172]

Wirtuals main channel about to become the second remaining wonder of the ancient world

[@hellium6613]

Bro that cut at 36:13 was insane

[@patchstep]

6:46 "i mean just let me pass" me when im constipated and struggling on the toilet

[@antonlopez983]

"how hard could this be, it's just an ice map" oh shit here we go again

[@gesamtkuntswreck]

29:30 When I was little I had that trip frequently and it scared THE SHIT outta me. like "what if we're all monstruosly different but everyone has a translation filter to make everyone look normal to them" and that was earlier than the "we're all gonna die" epiphany

[@cedricl.marquard6273]

I mean it's been a year, but why exactly did it scare you? I'm curious, because to me it seems like a non-issue. If nothing is as we percieve we have no data on the "real" situation. That mean we can't make any informed decisions and thus no way of acting for us is better or worse since, well we have no meassuring stick as everything is unknown. But that also means there is no difference between acting as though it all were real, or as though nothing were real, because no reliable data. So in one case, if the world is in fact not as we percieve, it makes no difference (so +0). In the other, if the world is as we percieve it, it's good to act like that were true (so + any number greater than 0). Overall we have N × +0 + 1-N × (number greater than zero). Where N is the chance that the world isn't as we perceive. Overall that's just +0 + anything greater than zero

[@TheSidwysDrftr]

I remembered this map once he got to the No steer section. Scrapie played it in a public lobby he made, he and Lars were suffering quite a bit while yelling at kuja, who was in the chat.

[@Oxidedede]

[@darthkarl99]

A vod of that on youtube anywhere?

[@jabbysammich]

These recaps of long run steams (especially on ice tracks) are my favorite Wirtual content. More of this please!

[@jacobpage8028]

0:50 Yes, that incident taught you a lesson, and that lesson was to unbind the retire key.

[@rsgold]

Zeepkist is a racing game for 1-4 players, or up to 64 online, in which players race down extreme downhill soapbox courses to set the best times possible! (we have COTW, KOC, and fun maps :D) 23:46

[@adam25022]

fun game

[@rsgold]

@@adam25022 very! it's too bad Wirtual keeps ignoring our community 😔

[@mdpl_]

​@@rsgold yeah...

[@skinnyMANtwig]

Very fun game

[@socks2423]

it's fantastic :D

[@Le_Codex]

"What if nothing is actually real" Congratulations, your friend is on the first step to rediscover the entire work of Descartes

[@fanrco766]

21:30 might be the best timed donation of all time

[@Quickracer10]

23:45 the game Zeepkist is so much fun, it does not look that graphically impressive but the gameplay and physics great. If you think trackmania is a great game, I can assure you, you will like Zeepkist.

[@Nicolas_Gamer5476]

yes yes he should play zeepkist

[@Nicolas_Gamer5476]

best racing game ive played

[@shadowwubs535]

The fact he keeps making jokes about Tenet is just amazing hahaha

[@elykris5936]

My physics professor: Work smarter, not harder. Checkpoint 8 skip embodies this.

[@Orblets]

Wait wait wait, 23:46 - I wanna know the answer, has Wirtual ever played Zeepkist?

[@Roader_021]

Has he tho?

[@rsgold]

Zeepkist is a racing game for 1-4 players, or up to 64 online, in which players race down extreme downhill soapbox courses to set the best times possible! If you like weird physics, soapbox racing, and/or creating your own crazy tracks, then this is the game for you! 🔸 Race against time itself in Adventure mode!

[@kingacrisius]

​@@rsgold Pretty sure they know what Zeepkist is, they were asking if Wirtual had played it, because Wirtual didn't answer it he just read the question.

[@Hazelpy]

21:31 Lmao, chat doing the editing so Elensar doesn't have to XD

[@Iris_and_or_George]

2:21 So, Magnus, a year from now when your house mysteriously burns down..... you know where to go!

[@Azurious]

The pace was script perfectly great job Wirtual! Although you were cutting it close with how much you went off script at the start. 😂

[@ArminJafari-r6d]

"This ice trial I am a racer... and not a racist" truly inspiring words

[@MeriaDuck]

21:37 Great alert timing and wow, to say that was generous is an understatement!

[@bjrn-oskarrnning2740]

12:25 XKCD has an entire book like that: Thing Explainer. Explains a bunch of complicated stuff using only the 1000 most used words!

[@Zaaviier]

Alternate title "story time with wirtual"

[@kaloncpu57]

Shoutouts to whoever asked about Zeepkist. Would love to see some Wirtual Zeepkist content.

[@fl05]

13:30 "why do we talk about the weather" well wirtual. some of us touch grass from time to time XD

[@schizophreniagaming4058]

29:00 we don’t know if 2012 actually happened because of CERN’s Hadron Collider causing a black hole or not. Why? The Mandela effect exists. What does this have to do with anything? Most people, up until 2012, hadn’t really noticed this. Why? We may have been stuck in an alternate dimension with an extremely similar timeline but with small, minute changes to our reality. Think of pikachu, the famous Pokémon. No, not the one with the brown/black tip on its tail. The one that’s normal. Look pikachu up really quick and come back and say this is the same pikachu you remember. It’s not, right? This is possible evidence that 2012 did indeed happen, while we got either A. Put in a simulation B. Shifted realities into a new timeline This is a really scary realization.

[@DizzyD2]

username checks out

[@cedricl.marquard6273]

Ok it's been a year, but still. Assuming we did get put in a simulation: That means all the data (experiences) we can get isn't a representation of the true world. We thus have no idea what is actually going on. Thus we can't make any sensible decisions and nothing matters really, because we have no ground truth. If we didn't get put in a simulation the we have our senses to go off of and some things make more sense to do than others. To me, it makes little sense to wonder about something like that as it just results in a no data scenario.

[@Itsundiscovered]

the 'flight' theme coming on as soon as he gets reactor at 10:40 is amazing

[@EmiLovesJinxing]

21:31 the sync is insane

[@agnosticpanda6655]

1:43 I'd watch a looped 10 hour version of that hop.

[@maximes2613]

finally hearing about zeekpist in a wirtual video ! hope he plays it one day

[@52flyingbicycles]

5:13 if you die without an official will, your assets will be passed on based on local laws. It can vary widely by jurisdiction, but typically goes: Spouse, children, grandchildren, parents, siblings.

[@cmszd_]

somehow, some way, wirtual always manages to find a way to roast tenet in every single one of his videos

[@Hi_Im_Sandals]

That's not a no 🤔23:46

[@rsgold]

we can hope and pray 🙏

[@mdpl_]

Yeah, maybe it'll happen one day

[@socks2423]

top 3 games of all time

[@jvalentin55]

Please dont stop editing his vids lmao! Your (not-so) hidden comments are great! What would we do without you, watch his stream? gross. You wouldnt do that to the KZbin community right?! RIGHT?! JKJK you guys are fun to watch

[@HeisenbergFam]

Wirtual gives the vibe of a fella who sneezes, excuses himself, blesses himself and says "thank you" to himself

[@kaymacd5628]

5:30 to answer your question what happens is the local authorities will pass along your things in accordance to the rules of succession. Essentially everything goes to your closest relative

[@MJWG2k]

Perfect timing with the upload I was just trying to fall asleep

[@d3ada5tronaut]

in canada we have a children's game called grounders that got banned a year or two after I left elementary school. the game involved having the person who was "it" to have their eyes closed while climbing on a playground which obviously was a cause for concern, but it really was THE game of a lot of Canadian's childhoods

[@nolanjakrzewski1210]

I love how easily he almost got baited into pyramid rants

[@SirCatsal0t]

Fly high Jnic 🕊

[@GregoryPrzybyl]

magnus is the real mvp of this video

[@remn8636]

"360s are not usually necessary but they look cool" They look cool and therefore must be done every single time

[@stardust-reverie]

maybe the magnus archives are actually about magnus hiding from wirtual’s undying wrath also, good to see wirtual is beginning his insane streamer arc

[@mcmann7149]

36:00 the only reason why I almost cried watching Up was because of a family member passing away like a few months before it came out.

[@wiznz3659]

In 2012 we used to say "Oh that songs nice, who sings that?.. -oh really? Lets keep it that way". Always hit them in the feels lol

[@adamvest2629]

“How hard could this actually be?” ‘Sometimes, foreshadowing is obvious…’

[@paavis9987]

i'm pretty sure i DID hear correctly, although i had to listen to it multiple times over. at 13:10 the music on background is the opening theme for BNA (although its propably remix/instrumental)

[@TheBrassDancer]

New drinking game: Drink whenever Wirtual bashes Tenet Drink whenever Wirtual mentions the pyramids Drink whenever Wirtual's editors block copyrighted music

[@SmashCentralOfficial]

26:10 lol that video was also recommended to me yesterday

[@Greoig]

The amount of anxiety that I experienced Wirtual hitting those edges barely getting through the speedcheck made overdose on copium

[@PolishJohnWick]

Wirtual teaches us that it's not about the goal, it's about the torture

[@absolutetacosgaming3360]

Wirtual is goated. Should actually compete seriously. Your ranking does not say how insanely skilled you are dude. You are world class even if YOU say you AREN'T.

[@T0NI_]

Man the copyrighted music bit is the funniest editor bit I think I've seen from any creator in a while

[@wombat4191]

13:29 bold of you to assume that I experience and have to deal with weather every day.

[@Deltarious]

If you die without a will your assets go to your next-of-kin which in many countries is legally defined to be your spouse/partner first, children next, your grandchildren third (iirc) then if not your parents then your siblings then cousins. It does change depending on the country especially where grand or great grandkids factor in so I could be wrong about those. If you have nobody at all then the state takes possession of the assets and sells them off, oftentimes pretty cheaply relatively speaking. Hope this helps Wirtual :)

[@Armagic7]

5:50 is my favourite part :D

[@soupflavor4loko]

I kinda wanna hear more about this internal ramp thing seems interesting

[@Oxidedede]

Thanks for playing :)

[@teuast]

just got into trackmania and am amazed there's an entire section of a major racing game dedicated to driving on giant whiteboards

[@rustinpsy7957]

32:08 Jnic Full Savage 😂

[@hambourje]

You can't be cancelled on the topic of the weather, so you never miss when talking about the weather

[@axllow3914]

The whole assets and natural causes getting mixed with the Jnic stuff had me rolling

[@SinclairWest]

30:55 as a German I have to admit I've never heard anyone say "Glockenspiel" with that much Sexappeal 😅

[@Zaffre_ENTMT]

37:54 "Vámonos... a la..." Me, being the proud Mexican I am, immediately thought "verga" xD

[@Roader_021]

Meta?

[@janosjoob433]

1:50 was it by any chance Magnus Cralsen??

[@andrewchapman2039]

Love me some trial maps, gives that cerebral tickling that's uncommon in racing games.

[@soapydrinks3042]

13:43 beautiful timing on that dono

[@henryjordan5503]

The W in Wirtual stands for winner Road to 500k subscribers

[@ImTheGuiltyOne]

5:12 At least in the States, all unassigned assets (i.e. no beneficiaries on bank accounts, co-owners on properties, no will) go to the government. Includes kids, if you don't have a succession plan, they can end up in CPS even if you have relatives nearby. Get a will.

[@zubik3219]

9:37 I think what you're supposed to do here is eeehh ice slide very wide and then get a red boost... and lunch. Nutriens are important after all.

[@snrken]

i like the longer videos recently

[@drinkingchamp5271]

12:12 Kevin office quote lmfaoo

[@kylehart8829]

Damn pre patch ice is crazy, 2021 was such a different time

[@pointcrowscreepyuncle]

idk if this is a wirtual takes forever to upload joke or not but if it isint this is post patch

[@MrSlipWiggles]

I feel fairly confident that my living room isn't big enough to measure the world record long jump.

[@Magamonair]

43:19 Wirtual after winning when Nadeo sue him for making more money from TM than they do

[@ARIABA]

this is truly one of the maps ever.

[@kingjasko]

watching his previous video just now, amazing pace of uploading lately :P

[@NobodyKnows-n3c]

11:04 Leave it to this man to kackify every aspect of his life.

[@hgmd3284]

27:45 you were so close here, your tires touched the ice, you can see and hear it too!

[@Tranqxxlity]

Wirtual Qoute of the Week: “I was about to be mad 😠 , but now I’m happy ☺️

[@Leoooo._.1.-.1]

Wirtual had beef with the chess grand master before he was even born

[@SteadfastWL]

Tis the Rush Garcia episode, glad to see somebody else appreciate his tracks

[@Roader_021]

Have you ever played zeepkist tho?

[@rsgold]

Zeepkist 23:46

[@HoshoLegacy]

I paused at 24:56 to go look up and watch the microsoft excel world championships. Thank you Wirtual.

[@Thunderdumpe]

I just started and Buckley, 'I prefer not to unbind reset' had better not be some damn foreshadowing.

[@naturallyinterested7569]

1:25 Ah, the birth of a chess champion...

[@g-mann0079]

Wirtual- mentions Microsoft Excel world championship Me- looks like I got a new video watching hobby y'all

[@spike8007]

I have never played this game but I do remember the old PS2 era racing games. And this gives me those vibes so much. I'm tempted to get into it. Very Tempted

[@BainesT]

Its free, definitely worth a try, ive been playing for almost a year now. If u want custom campaigns like this you will have to buy yearly passes but they are pretty cheap.