Can I Kill With Every SUB WEAPON in Splatoon 3?

It has been a while since I've uploaded a video due to school and mental health related reason but I'M BACK! I started recording this video in February and I'm so happy that it's finally done. I have a few other videos planned to come out over the summer and hopefully depression doesn't get in the way this time. I swear I'm gonna upload again in the next month. But until then, LIKE, COMMENT, AND SUBSCRIBE BITCHES!
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[@JosephShmoseph]

100 likes and I’ll do every special :D Edit: bruh it took less than a day

[@takarijbartleby]

For Big Bubbler, you could either kill while you are in the bubble. Or you could it like Squid Beakon and get a kill as you land from Super Jumping to Big Bubbler.

[@YouSplatedVanisher]

CANT WAIT FOR TACTICOOLER

[@Blockish_Newt8700]

This is gonna be lit, (you’ve earned a sub)

[@takarijbartleby]

Maybe you could body block Reef Slider with it and punish them?​@@YouSplatedVanisher

[@potatojuiceultra]

@@YouSplatedVanisher When a teammate who got a drink from tacticooler gets a kill, the game counts it as an assist despite you never directly damaging the enemy. So by the same logic as toxic mist and point sensor in this video, getting a kill under the effects of your own tacticooler chould count.

[@EYoshiGamr]

There is another use for Squid Beacon. If an opponent is within a certain range of the beacon, if you look on the map, it will show the location of the opponent. So that could've been a much easier alternative...

[@JosephShmoseph]

forgot about this lol but it woulda been hard to figure out if my victim was still in radius after getting the kill

[@EYoshiGamr]

@@JosephShmoseph True

[@dvg7093]

Splashdown to beacon.

[@bigl8375]

​@@dvg7093OMG TRUEEEEE

[@jordantrowbridge8110]

I did not know that

[@bo1Goi14]

'did jesus just fucking squidbag me?' dawg. that was too funny

[@JosephShmoseph]

i had to include it man

[@bo1Goi14]

@@JosephShmoseph yeah, glad you did

[@shadowmint98]

I was dying on the floor

[@kirahhdrop]

NOT EVEN 37 SECONDS IN 😂😂

[@icedkwoffee1]

“Splatted by Sprinkler” is a sentence i never want to see on my splatoon death screen 😭😭

[@shrimpshufflr7745]

I've seen it twice 😭

[@Cerbleur07]

LAST DAY OF SUMMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

[@agustinvillarreal7264]

Tip for getting sprinkler kills: look for an enemy jump marker and place the sprinkler in it. You'll kill them about as fast as the balloons in the shooting range.

[@JosephShmoseph]

yea i probably coulda done this lmao

[@ThisMan555]

Once in splatoon two I splashdown canceled someone with a splash wall and it was hilarious

[@JosephShmoseph]

lmaoo

[@ThisMan555]

Also you could kill your teammates with squid beakon by placing it on the edge of the map

[@iluvdrakeandjosh]

Poor Johnny if i got two curling bomb splats in one match I'd have to quit for the night

[@mollylarsen9812]

11:17 "Just get in the f_cking wall."

[@anonymousapproximation8549]

AoT lore be like:

[@CallieIsAGirlBoss]

0:35 “ITS JUST DUMBASS TEAMMATE AFTER DUMBASS TEAMMATE!” I feel your pain on this. I sometimes wonder how my teammates’ brains work.

[@bestevil.]

Don't forget you're one of their teammates

[@ACupOfEverything]

"I squidbacked Jesus"was the funniest thing in this video.

[@Elemental029]

Its a shame he couldn't get a kill with seeker and Disruptor

[@JosephShmoseph]

rip Wii U servers 😔

[@geekinator_3.0]

What about pretendo server 😶💃

[@ItsWolf0]

BRING BACK SEEKER :(

[@SareuoueMado]

Actually 🤓☝ Beakons do have a way of dealing damage If you place a beakon on top of another player, the ink left by the beakon will passively deal damage to them

[@JosephShmoseph]

i actually did consider trying this. i tested in a recon room with a friend and we could get it to deal very slight amounts of damage but it would never fully splat. i am very grateful for that cuz if it did i would still be doing this challenge

[@lemonquacklol]

@@JosephShmosephYeah, the game has a thing where enemy ink will deal damage but it will never finish off to kill. If you step in enemy ink and then get hit with 99.9 damage you’ll die, but not the other way around. You would’ve had to hit them with the Beakon ink and then kill then before they could heal

[@inkatana49]

Sprinkler kill is honestly a pretty easy to pull off. (In theory) Just spot where the enemy is superjumping, and place the sprinkler directly where they’re landing.

[@JosephShmoseph]

you underestimate how stupid i am

[@amxterxsu138]

"once i swapped to the dark tetras-" the light tetras at the top of your screen:

[@JosephShmoseph]

shush

[@amxterxsu138]

@@JosephShmoseph i am a tetra main and this is an unforgivable crime

[@sounkade41]

fun fact sub power up on beakon also increases speed you jump to them

[@JosephShmoseph]

i did not know that

[@sounkade41]

@@JosephShmoseph in fact it increases it for everybody who jumps to the beakon

[@bukenator0788]

@@sounkade41 I believe that it stacks better than qsj too

[@NotSnak]

​@@JosephShmosephits very good. Works harder than normal qsj and applies to anyone who jumps to your beakons not just you

[@lynnx4345]

Cant believe you did this all with stick controls

[@JosephShmoseph]

im just better like that

[@char0nspaws]

​@@JosephShmoseph as a motion sickness prone person this is a real w

[@shoujanaber4329]

ink mines are so fun if you just run a bunch sub saver and then try to lure people to follow you. Doing so, you can trap them and proc 3 mines at once to insta kill them. Very hard, but its funny to watch

[@fizzyb0mb]

I love to do this with hammers chasing me LOL. Sub saver and sub power up is such a troll type move with that.

[@troystilltalking8278]

Seeing someone play stick controls in this game is so jarring

[@Lazy_Blair]

06:21 that single string of dialogue made me enjoy the content with a big wide smile to imediatelly clicking off 10/10 vid, pls do more

[@Adam-kp9pb]

When i played storymode i thought line tracer was story mode only , like , its used for pretty good puzzles with the rebound but trying to do that at a games with a moving enemy , hell no

[@P1xieStyx]

The way I choked on my water- “The final category!… HELL.”

[@DialUpDuck]

Oh wow I just got into splatoon 3 and thought you were a popular splatoon youtuber or something, the quality of this video is incredible for such a small channel.

[@JosephShmoseph]

thank you!

[@Teraticala]

At 2:30 i noticed you weren't violently shaking and jumping while charging fizzy bomb, i was wondering was that intentional or do you not know that it charges faster when you shake everything?

[@fruitynyanko7316]

YOU CAN CHARGE FIZZY BOMB??? Qjwhehsbanakakalkalakskssksksnsns now i know why im so bad at using this sub

[@JosephShmoseph]

i didnt know lmao i dont use fizzy bombs

[@Tropius_Fan]

@@fruitynyanko7316 wahoo timer moment

[@cisquachocola]

Fun fact. Instead of Quick Jump, if you put Sub Power-up on your gears, then you and your teammates would fly to the beacon real quick. 😂

[@JosephShmoseph]

i did not know that while recording this lmao

[@Maryam-.-]

“Yeah I get mad at video games but so do you so you can’t judge me” fair enough

[@squidkid419]

Splash wall used to get cheese kills in splatoon 1 because when the stream first started coming out it would one shot anyone under it.

[@lemonquacklol]

This was very entertaining despite the simple concept. Keep up the good work, earned a new sub 🔥

[@JosephShmoseph]

thanks!!

[@AbsintMynd]

You can jump to squid beacon with triple splashdown, so jumping to a teammate's beacon with it could be considered a beacon kill. (probably harder than what you did though tbh)

[@JosephShmoseph]

i wanted to kill with my beakon specifically and since theres no weapon that has both beakon and splashdown i couldnt do that

[@averagebfdiguy]

Imagine the person who got splatted by the sprinkler and how they felt after being splatted by a sprinkler

[@EclipseKirby]

I've done the Squid Beakon thing before. if you're playing Wiper Deco and happen to be under a ledge a backline is on top of and its too tall to charge slash, you can instead place a beakon and jump to it, then one-shot them on the way down if they don't move. Not practical, but funny

[@JosephShmoseph]

i tried the wiper deco in the training room and for some reason the charge slash wouldnt onehit when i jumped to a beakon and it would only onehit after i hit the ground. idk why it does this or if this just happens in the training room but uh yea i had to switch weapons

[@Zenkai_Yoshaaa]

I started shitting myself laughing when he said "DID JESUS JUST FUCKING SQUIDBAG ME?!"😂 Edit: I forgot to mention that I subscribed

[@Asadlemon]

I’ve been splatted a few times with sprinkler, yeah 😭😭 but in my defence I’m an E-liter main, so when someone lands a sprinkler right on top of me or right where I’m about to super jump it can be difficult to get away before being splatted :,)

[@OpaiKoki]

Bro this is the way I always act whenever I lose a lot of battles😭 10:23

[@ShadamAran]

I dropped a sprinkler DIRECTLY on the rain maker in a game last night. The instant my opponent picked it up the sprinkler shredded him. My whole team booyahed and sent me a friend request after #builtdifferent😂

[@JosephShmoseph]

lmaooo

[@brunnrunn]

the fu--?? can we get the replay?? i wasnt aware the sprinkler could stick onto the rain maker O.O i rlly need to see that

[@PillowEgg]

Wall kills are easy, throw it behind the enemy, shoot at the enemy from the front, limit their exit, they should have no other option but to hit the wall out of desperation. I use similar tactics with the Torpedo and Brella, throw it behind, become a distraction and soak damage with brella. Easy splat, but requires calculation.

[@fizzyb0mb]

As someone who Nogami hates (I've mained stringer since the day it dropped), you need to chip and then toss sprinkler on top of them. I've gotten so used to it I just end up going "lol, get sprinkled, dummy" if I get a sprinkler kill nowadays.

[@noremfor]

Ah! Something we have in common! Roller rage!

[@jameslionbreath]

I do remember seeing someone that i apparently killes with the try color battle sprinkler, it apparently counted as my kill cuz i was a but farther away and it showed a i killed death msg near the sprinkler

[@Tuesday301]

I’m glad I’m not the only one that sounds like this when they play. It’s probably a good thing there’s no voice chat lmao

[@shadowmint98]

This video was highly entertaining! Amazing content

[@JosephShmoseph]

thanks!

[@Cricket90O9]

Who is that cutie at 3:26 😻 This is an amazing video lmao, hopefully you think all that work was worth it

[@JosephShmoseph]

it was worth it tysm for helping with the video ^-^

[@Cricket90O9]

Hooray! And of course, anytime. I had a lot of fun with the small parts I helped with :]

[@QueenLethargy]

i remember getting my first kill with a sprinkler using the golden aerospray. i just threw it in an area i thought was empty so i could build up my special and a second later i saw a kill message pop up while i was inking near base.

[@valesplat]

For the beacon, you could use sub power up and it will help, instead of super jump! Great video.

[@OChunks]

I think the gods of Splatoon cursed you for stick controls. Great video anyhow!

[@JosephShmoseph]

its the chad control scheme fr

[@ZacharyWilcox-yn9bf]

10:50 i felt this in my soul

[@yoyojoost]

The pain of watching stick controls is real.. (but I get that some people get motion sickness from gyro) you have great humor tho so vid was awesome 😁

[@VhKsVDLbTs]

There is a easier way to kill with the ink wall : b o m b s If you are Lucky enough, that there is a well placed ink wall... Throw a bomb. Bombs bursts directly when you hit the ink wall. (Tho it means you don’t have to get the ink wall. So I think it does not count.) Well at least you get a tip (if you already knew it)

[@JosephShmoseph]

if you throw a bomb at a wall it’ll say “splatted by splat bomb” or whatever wall you used instead of “splatted by splash wall”

[@Just_me_splatting]

Love that someone tried this out cuz i thought about doing it but said no to it for this reason. ty for sacrificing your mental health for us.

[@JosephShmoseph]

i am a man of the people

[@Quick_Ink]

Here me out beacon would be easy if the devs gave a single weapon beacon and splash down instead of 3 getting kraken

[@JosephShmoseph]

FR! so many people have commented “just splashdown on the beakon” without knowing that theres ZERO weapons with that kit

[@alexolotlmaster1024]

Not sure if anyone else has mentioned this, but: You got the Splash Wall kill during the Friday/Saturday/Sunday Splatfest And during the montage leading up to the Squid Beakon kill, there is a song by Sashmori playing in one of the matches So assuming that the Squid Beakon kill happened after that match, and that you only went for Squid Beakon after Splash Wall... I took over 4 months to get the Squid Beakon kill (Fri/Sat/Sun 18 Febuary UTC, Sashimori added in 8.0.0 / 1 June UTC)

[@JosephShmoseph]

yeah i put this video off for a while

[@Klol_waofles]

dude, you are actually the funniest person i’ve ever watched

[@JosephShmoseph]

thank you!!!

[@kingfury3726]

Well at least you didn’t die to a splash wall, or a sprinkler, or a curling bomb twice

[@Acornbread-y8z]

This video was hilarious and I understand how you get mad at ha ha funny squid game

[@Wohlstand]

Splash Wall actually CAN splat easily, just try to go through opponent's one. It's purpose to prevent easy moves of opponents especially through thin corridors.

[@damianandacciostone8602]

Mari 64? Make sure Sunny 64 Doesn't push them down the stairs!

[@xXK4RMAXx]

Cynthia’s theme for Phase 4 is crazy 😭

[@JosephShmoseph]

it has to be DRAMATICCCC

[@daxwolf455]

Ayy fellow stick user Whats good? Edit: As someone who made a challenge video that has a hit of crossover with some of what you did about a year ago, I feel your pain For my wall kill I had to bump a brella into my wall which glitched him into getting stuck so he got hit 4 times by it XD

[@JGHFunRun]

You probably could've gotten quicker it by baiting with beacons, jumping to the beacon before they break it, and using krakon so you one shot but maybe not

[@enderwolf1496]

for ink mine, i just get rollers to chase me while i place mines. then they die to mines

[@wesleytucher6332]

Hey don’t worry I have huge anger problems when playing games you’re not the only one

[@pennyrain21]

The actual most impressive thing is doing this whole challenge with stick controls

[@JosephShmoseph]

im just better like that

[@pennyrain21]

@@JosephShmoseph ur goated lmao

[@Kahanami]

Glad im not the only one who says the same things when im raging 😭

[@Robinheadphoneszzz]

I found you. Watched like 30 seconds of this video. and immediately subscribed. My kind of splatoon content right here. Thank you.

[@JosephShmoseph]

im just really good at this youtube stuff

[@Robinheadphoneszzz]

@@JosephShmoseph i just think watching people suffer gamer rage is funny

[@dynamorolleruser]

Nice vid. Get a kill with propeller ink next.

[@Hananko-cun]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who gets angry when a whole bunch of people are killing you at the same time 😭

[@FuzzyFox863]

Just a little tip, when using fizzy, jump around or move your camera. It charges up faster :D

[@loganwebster3835]

As a roller main, the hardest class for me to fight are dualies

[@chefiguess]

ITS NO LONGER JOEVER!!! HE'S BACK!

[@JosephShmoseph]

I AM BACKKKKK

[@Trattt]

Should've used diper for beacon and counted a jump splash

[@JosephShmoseph]

i assume diper is wiper deco. fun fact: the charge slash doesnt instakill when jumping to a beakon. i do not know why this is the case since you can just jump normally and instakill just fine but i tested it and it just didnt deal damage lol.

[@benmarks6385]

also, it counts as an assist if your teamate kills the person you located. i know this was a how can *i* get kills with all subs, but that would of been another way to count a kill :)

[@Elemental029]

4:44 - 5:00: I honestly know the feeling of that pain

[@anthoblast4678]

I remember playing against someone and they left a sprinkler on my zip jump point and it instantly killed me

[@anthoblast4678]

Being inside of a sprinkler hitbox is the most stupid thing i have seen

[@BaseSpamYT]

I've got millions of angleshooter splats

[@rockinggamerdude]

10:37 there are times where I think I’ve gotten the checkpoint and then I try and continue and I realize wait a minute. I didn’t get the checkpoint.

[@josephnewman6148]

You forgot hit by curling bomb

[@Bucketnetta]

As a big swig roller express main I am a pro at splating with the angle shooter

[@its_Octooo_]

Yo I subbed, this channel is underrated ong

[@JosephShmoseph]

thanks!!

[@its_Octooo_]

@@JosephShmoseph ofc :3

[@Twilight-xe8ee]

12:19 me when I lost my first 333x battle

[@JosephShmoseph]

o7

[@HASGAMERstopmotion]

Best weapon in splatoon 3 carbon rolor, good recovery, autobomb, and zipcaster, and it is a rolor. Dark tetra dullies is also great

[@JosephShmoseph]

deco is better in literally every way

[@HASGAMERstopmotion]

@@JosephShmoseph how carbon rolor deco is ok and dark tetra Dulles have autobomb too so it is good along with bambloozler 14 MK I, Blaster, foil squeezer, hydra splatling, n zap '89, naw squiffer, sorella brella, wellspring v. safe to say I like the autobomb. Sploosh-o-matic is good too :)

[@cy8899]

for the angle shooter the big swig express also has a relatively powerful 1 shot combo like the carbon

[@guizmo_unicorn]

Is there a beako splashdown kit ? cos if so just splash down while using beakon and i think it'd be easier

[@VMan776]

There is not, unfortunately.

[@JosephShmoseph]

theres not so i suffer :D

[@Super_GreninjaXD]

You could have made it, so if you kill a person while they were within the radius of beakon locating them on the map, that counts. That would be pretty hard to keep track of if they got killed while they were in the location radius though.

[@cubechan1938]

All I have to say? You make getting into S+ look easy.

[@bittersweet1860]

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve died to the splat walls 😔 maybe it’s a skill issue on my part

[@CupcakeSugerSprinkles]

Ita funny Because he said dark tetra duiles even tho they were light tetra i also get that confused too lol

[@JosephShmoseph]

LMAO i didnt even notice that when editing i am DUMB

[@0ctoSquid-rh2ed]

Sprinkler isn’t so bad when you get used to it. When I was a blobbler main I would just GET them after a while. :)

[@JosephShmoseph]

i dont think sprinkler is a bad sub its just not meant to be used for killing

[@asmallbird3592]

Excellent video! commenting for algorithm

[@JosephShmoseph]

W

[@MateoRivera-yr3vd]

Bro, it is surprising to see how many kills you can get with auto bomb in ranked. I’m S tier rn and I easily get 1-2 kills on average each game.

[@ItsWolf0]

Bro really went Putz12 mode 😂

[@JosephShmoseph]

tryna kill with a splash wall does things to you

[@Mar-mar7673]

Nice job man!

[@JosephShmoseph]

thanks!

[@Mar-mar7673]

@@JosephShmoseph also when I saw this I thought you were going to kill when you could see someone in the map with beacons locator effects

[@unl3ash3d95]

I’m kind of doing a challenge like this rn where I have to drop a 20 bomb with every weapon in the game so far I’ve done it with the shooter class roller class sloshers dualies splatlings and am currently working on brushes rn

[@JosephShmoseph]

best of luck to you

[@ArmourdreamOrNot]

IMO I think one good way to get a splash wall kill is by getting a teammate with tenta brella to push an enemy into your splash wall

[@ArmourdreamOrNot]

Also Squid beak on also locates enemies close to the beakons on the maps :/

[@sidneyrisk]

for sprinkler just place it on somones super jump spot

[@sidneyrisk]

or use it to pop rainmaker

[@squidkid419]

I already commented somewhere, but do you know how much easier it would’ve been to get the beakon kill with the krak on splat roller?

[@JosephShmoseph]

krakon is actually impossible by my rules because the attack is too slow and wont come out before hitting the ground

[@squidkid419]

@@JosephShmoseph ah ok, fair enough. Either way, doing it with the dread wringer is very impressive!

[@blaster_main]

8:01 "MenPegger" WHAT

[@JosephShmoseph]

splatoon goes crazy

[@PascalLP0708]

Bro i relly think you must play with motion control because it will be way easier to play the game 😅 anyway good content👍

[@Sami-le_h]

Poor johny

[@catusyt6136]

hey dude, how do you have so few subscribers? I thought you had more. But you have a new sub

[@JosephShmoseph]

thanks!!!

[@DuckHunt5]

I’ve also tried this doing it with everyone but gave up when I went to beacon

[@DuckHunt5]

Turns out mist and PS adds to your kill total weather you kill you kill them or not getting a 0 points and 10 kill game

[@idixon5168]

It’s easier with the bucket with zipcaster dot angle shooter