Can I P-Rank Every ULTRAKILL Level and Get a Refund?

[@SirGronfleton]

WATCH ME DO IT ON BRUTAL DIFFICULTY!!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZyVlK2sj9lqhLM FULL UNEDITED RUN HERE BTW: kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2q6c3yNhbaais0 Things to note: 1 - No Hakita didn't actually say that 2 - I tried to 100% ULTRAKILL and then request a refund but it's not something I think I can do in the time limit 3 - I'm not a great speedrunner 4 - This took 50 hours to edit... Jesus Christ that's a lot of hours 5 - Hakita's not losing any money here, as 1: I obviously have ULTRAKILL on my main account and 2: this took 2 attempts so uh he got an extra 25 bucks just for that 6 - If I sound weird at all, I was sick for the first half of the vid and I had invisalign in for the first time 7 - This only goes up to the Violence Update as layer 8, layer 9 and P-3 aren't out yet at the time of publishing this video

[@theinternetcheckpoint1]

BROOOO THIS VID IS GONNA GET 1 MILLION VIEWS FR

[@Nou45569]

Bro forgot to pin this

[@SirGronfleton]

thanks bro@@Nou45569

[@NinetyEight418]

Judgement

[@vex5531]

" 2 - I'm not a great speedrunner " now you are

[@raddelydackelydack]

Writing "game was too easy" as an refund request gotta be one of the most beautiful things ever written in its context

[@LzeniX]

Especially when you actually did it with a observable proof

[@shawuantheshep]

nah bro the game just had a skill issue

[@gneu1527]

Ultrakill is currently really easy, but the brutal difficulty might hopefully change that.

[@raddelydackelydack]

@@gneu1527 yeah i really hope the bosses would be actually hard i feel like minos' corpse, leviathan and the earyhmovers brain should get really buffed

[@SomeCowguy]

Man i cant even do p-2 P rank on harmless​@@gneu1527

[@Sekibankiii]

"Stop quoting me on things ive never said" -Hakita ULTRAKILL

[@autumnstays]

it's so funny on twitter he said if someone really went to him like that he'd just be like "ok 👍"

[@jlco]

Just as Sun Tzu once said, "This quote attribution is as fake as your Jordans. Sun Tzu, Art of War."

[@toastergaming7783]

​@@jlco"What? I didn't say that shit" - Sun Tzu, Art of War "There's no use, people will always make up fake quotes about us" - Abraham Lincoln

[@alfonshedstrom9859]

He commented about this video and said "the first mistake is thinking I write with proper capitalization, the second is thinking I'm any surprised at what people are doing at this point"

[@lethalcompanybracken5]

​@@toastergaming7783"you're right, we will always be quoted on something" - random ahh peasant from 1567

[@ReyHunter]

Steam Support Answer: "Hell naw man. Now wait for the full release and complete the rest in 13 minutes"

[@SirGronfleton]

bruh

[@coolu]

wassup bro, we meet again

[@ReyHunter]

@@coolu hiii

[@therubberniton2170]

i wish i could actually sign in to steam to play this game

[@vorbex221]

seems like a great idea

[@rexded]

Hakita will never financially recover from this

[@NachoCheeseSnacks]

Hakita’s gonna make us suffer because of this guy 😭

[@anotherweeb8680]

prepare for a p-3 boss covered in sand

[@lordpuff]

​@@anotherweeb8680 it's gon' be fucking jesus prime

[@Skilashu]

"I got so angry I started speaking the tongue of the elder gods" Average P-2 experience tbh

[@I_Xeroc_fr]

True

[@frosbeechill]

@@I_Xeroc_fr Hello Xeroc from Calamity

[@Goose-Verse]

"SHHHHHHHHHHHHLUMBERDUB!!!"

[@The-skeletonified-man]

​@@Goose-Verse "wubbalubbadubdub"

[@morandini-haydenfamilyemai4071]

'I messed up, I MESSED UP (inhale)SHLABLEDABLE

[@khaledxxrashoudgg3359]

7:47 caught trying to parry with knuckleblaster

[@natsoy1786]

Unrelated but how much knuckleblaster main punch does compare to feedbacker. Tripled the feedbacker damage?

[@WackyrDrago]

​@@natsoy1786it deals alot damage

[@guestthebub644]

@@natsoy1786 it deals alot damage

[@superlionrw]

⁠@@natsoy1786it deals alot damage

[@Sparsh011]

​@@natsoy1786it deals alot damage

[@boxmantherandom]

"tight time requirement" this is 1-3, this has one of the highest time requirements in the game.

[@SirGronfleton]

truly

[@Cats_on_fire]

Tight p rank time ifn you aren't hyper speedy

[@coolepic519]

Theres also practically 2 levels in one and multiple bosses

[@Jacatoja1]

​@@coolepic519 there are 2 normal levels, one boss level and one climax level in it

[@watchmychannelorelse]

what about 5-2

[@requiem6465]

Time to see if refund% becomes a category on speedruns archive

[@nest3885]

Most time and money consuming to attempt XD

[@wolferngames8024]

​@@nest3885not really, you can use your normal account to practice, then do the other acc and buy the game

[@Panvther]

technically, that's just 100% or in this case, P-rank%

[@apel66sinka]

so just p-rank%?

[@zqmxq]

It’s just P% but you have to do it fast

[@zzukod]

huge respect for actually buying the game for a second time

[@RushWheeler]

Technically a third since he failed his first attempt

[@zzukod]

@@RushWheeler damn, idk what to say

[@DOG_EATER_1887]

​@@RushWheelerthat is tragic

[@megablaziken8572]

fun fact you can hit the water in 4-4 with the electric railcannon without grabbing the skull. I found out in a new save full game speedrun (just to see how fast i could do it) by going up to the crack and just shooting at the water. hopefully this can help anyone else who's trying to do this run.

[@DrEggz]

Thanks for the tip I always got the saw blade after V2 2 now I can commit nefarious deeds faster

[@notgabriel8624]

I pulled this off in my first run and I feel like it really trivialized the fight for me lol

[@soedragons3582]

People P-Ranking the whole game on violent in less than 2 hours and here I am incapable of P-Ranking P-2 on Standart difficulty (incredibly I P-Ranked everything except P-2 on violent)

[@nexerkarigum4031]

I cant P rank greed...

[@thealchemistking4063]

@@nexerkarigum4031 Youll get there in your own time, just keep trying and hone your skills, youll do it eventually, I believe in you!

[@FutileStruggleofaBoulder]

Same, except I P-ranked P-2, if I can do it so can you

[@ExtreptococosPsiconeuroinmunoe]

I P-ranked 9 levels with shot gun only (is the best weapon for begginer P-ranks)

[@thealchemistking4063]

@@ExtreptococosPsiconeuroinmunoe its... ironically easier to P-Rank with 1 weapon since you dont need to worry about style anymore realistically.

[@NotArmoredSelf]

me when hakita says "hey wouldnt it be funny if P-3 just sends you back to limbo and you have to beat every level in one go so you can fight the prime soul?" and i wish he wont say that

[@duel-chip5]

You said he said back to limbo not back to every level or back to every prime souls fight it would be find depending on what he meant by back to limbo on one go did he mean back to limbo on one go on brutal diffuculty by force or on the new diffuculty

[@Not_Gerard_Way]

​@duel-chip5 I don't think what you just said was a coherent scentence, but I think I understand it enough to reply, they said "sends you back to limbo and you have to beat EVERY level" in the original comment

[@Draghtnim]

YOOOOOO knew it! (Altwrath is released but the first level is broken wait for the fix to be uploaded)

[@SirGronfleton]

alr man I'll record the video where I play it probably like in 2 days

[@Draghtnim]

​@@SirGronfletonpatch should be out then, thanks

[@great_forstik]

Nice

[@MertEggOfficial]

​@@SirGronfletonwhich difficulty was this video done in

[@connormcmullen3226]

I have a feeling that as Hakita was creating P-2 and P-1 he was maniacally laughing, just "AHHAHAHHA, INSTAKILL MOVES? WHY NOT? AND WE CAN MAKE THEM TELEPORT TO THE PLAYER!"

[@shadyfier898]

in the act 2 commentary he actually says a lot of the things in P-2 were added because he thought it would be funny. also uhh... what do you mean by "instakill moves"?

[@connormcmullen3226]

@@shadyfier898 thanks! also I ment that if you're not careful during P-1 and P-2 you can pretty much instantly die.

[@piscessoedroen]

​​​@@shadyfier898the entire P-2 is literally just hakita going "wouldn't it be funny if i do this?" And the rest of the dev team occasionally telling him that he needs to chill

[@ScavengingWisdom]

(Un) Fun Fact: the prime souls can’t actually teleport, but they can run fast!

[@connormcmullen3226]

@@ScavengingWisdom they're the ultimate speedrunners then.

[@iamlosingmysanityrapidly]

"and this conveniently placed pit!" W H A T

[@ReyHunter]

There is a yellow arm variation. Jump

[@TETANUS.]

​@@ReyHunterthe yellow arm lets you jump higher

[@badmusicproducer_offical]

@@ReyHunterno?

[@badmusicproducer_offical]

@@TETANUS.NO?

[@notgabriel8624]

What is happening

[@zelduck250]

"i got so mad i started speaking the language of the elder gods" lmfao

[@Pedro3dits]

He really said, “SCHLUBBER DUBBER” lol

[@JohnJohn-r4l]

tu es deus iocorum, AD LITTERAM

[@Bruj_momnt]

Funny thing that you doesn't have to kill secret encounters for p-rank, they're completely optional, but I guess that counts

[@SirGronfleton]

nah but I wanted the slab revolver

[@jlco]

Wait is this true in 1-3? if so then I missed some enemies without realizing and made it way harder on myself

[@kveller555]

@@jlcoIt's true for every single level.

[@TheStrangestLad]

bro took Hakita's advice on how he'd type on discord 💀

[@manutosis598]

24:55 gronf caught trying to pro boost with knuckleblaster

[@genericgorilla]

bring back the "ok have fun" thumbnail. BRING IT BACK.

[@SirGronfleton]

hmmm... I have changed the thumbnail so many times now

[@reimuhakurei2123]

ok have fun thumbnail ?

[@A10PlaysGames]

​@@reimuhakurei2123where Hakita said "ok have fun"

[@letter_o_hyphen_letter_o]

now do it again on brutal

[@Pastel7070]

Wild

[@Not_Gerard_Way]

Then on ULTRAKILL MUST DIE (the upcoming difficulty)

[@sniper7303]

that would be brutal

[@THEUNINTELLECTIUALGENIUS]

@@sniper7303after he was done with playing ULTRAKILL he MUST feel like he wants to DIE

[@m.richardpavao7921]

I know I’m kind of late to this comment but he did

[@VoidDusty]

fun fact: i once dislocated my wrist while playing this game

[@VoidDusty]

like not even kidding

[@curtainsandsuch]

Impossible… EVEN P-2? EVERY LAST ONE???

[@lukajuric399]

So with the current version of the game yes you could P-rank all of the levels and refund it but in the final game it would be imposible it seems

[@SirGronfleton]

nah I'd win

[@deadpan904]

@@SirGronfleton "Nah, I'd win." - Sir Gron/Fleton

[@averagerobloxfan7879]

nah bruh top runners can p rank the whole game in under 40 minutes, this challenge is super lenient, it would certainly be possible in the final release

[@RedKess_]

​@@SirGronfleton Throughout Limbo and Violence, I alone am the refunded one. -Gronfleton, probably

[@GoofyAhh_RandomGuy]

18:44 "i messed up...I MESSED UP! NO! SHLUBERDUBA" beautiful words.

[@maxifernandez1760]

"She kill on my ultra till I *ULTRARICOSHOT"* -Hakita

[@The-V1-Ulk]

25:55 Hakita wants to know your location

[@Shadow-mp6uf]

If you ever attempt this again, 1-4 you can P-rank it with killing V2 before he spawns, saving time

[@arson7012]

V2 is traumatized by this point, taking the time to bow and be courteous before the fight, all while they're watching V1 run around like a feral dog and punch coins and set up spinning whirlwinds of sawblades and nails

[@Shadow-mp6uf]

Doesn't mean we can't traumatize him more

[@the_egg_]

This is very impressive. Both editing and skill wise. the egg is proud of you

[@SirGronfleton]

YOOO Egg is proud of me!

[@Jack-kz4nb]

Best achievement you can get​@@SirGronfleton

[@MokoiAruka]

Video perfectly encapsulates every brainrotted refrence within the ULTRAKILL fandom while maintaining the incredibly incomprehensible gameplay and tags/titles within, hell yeah I’m gonna support this fellow crackhead by subbing. Rock on you absolute maniac.

[@SirGronfleton]

Thanks!

[@Schwerple]

Quick tip: Screwdriver railgun can stop a mindflayer from teleporting Also, in general, the screwdriver is a really good free health weapon. It can heal you really well and really fast! Now, with the update its much better

[@Zinaida7224]

As a person who loves a glass cannon build, this has definitely taught me some cheezy strats :)

[@TeamTHC]

the fact some people dont even understand how difficult this game is and to p rank it while under two hours ggwp bro ggwp

[@BreadedButter-mk8ke]

"imagine dying to a gopro" -v1 ultrakill

[@Dawnanims]

This is my very first time to see a non-slop ultrakill content... Well done gronf, well done.

[@-snare-]

The insanity and pain this would take, you ULTRAKILLED this

[@TicTrix_SF]

Easily one of my favorite yt right now I love how you sum up the speed run while also having fun!

[@meeatworld]

18:04 bros wrist pain was so bad he turned into ringo starr

[@sponge9553]

This is the only one of these videos where I would buy the thumbnail isn’t photoshopped this is something Hakita would actually sponsor

[@Fexxis_]

best part of this video is that gronf actually risked all that money for some content, this beats ultraslop any day

[@austincraft3038]

16:24 "and uh what do you know" *Gabriel fucking explodes*

[@MonkeKing-cy1nk]

This was the best speed run video I've seen in awhile. Good job bro 👏👏👏

[@ryanbui2046]

We all know Hakita would never be surprised someone could P-Rank the entire game in like 30 minutes and return it. That thumbnail is the biggest lie ever lmfao

[@themilkdealer1]

The meat riding🤯🤯🤯

[@vapreom]

The ultrakill community is insanely dedicated to whatever challenge they make or find. How did we get here

[@vapreom]

fun fact if you skip to Sisyphus in p-2 and kill him the timer stops but you can still go back to the rest of the level by a glitch

[@CreeperMind89]

yes, but that would still add to steam playtime

[@rrunickk]

canonically accurate ultrakill playthrough

[@Supremacy_King]

Love watching a guy speedrun a game I've never heard of and doing presumably impressive things that I can't comprehend

[@implayer2354]

Now do it blind folded. Also you don't need the whiplash to get the sawblade. just shoot the electric railcannon through the crack in the door and its a free gun

[@SirGronfleton]

sure

[@dashgbx7829]

12:07 Me: Minos Prime! Him: Flesh Prison! Me: *god dang it*

[@danthemilkmanOG]

I was gonna watch this video but I don’t have ultrakill and just keep replaying the demo over and over again and I don’t want to be spoiled for the rest of the game

[@ThorsShadow]

21:24 "...two giant holes led deeper and deeper underground..." Everything reminds me of her. :(

[@DOG_EATER_1887]

why is this written like it's for people who havent played ultrakill

[@SirGronfleton]

reaching a new audience I guess

[@bottleofcat]

Not everyone has played ultrakill or as skilled to finish it

[@austinputter5936]

@@SirGronfletonI’ve never played it helped me

[@Zexalot]

@@austinputter5936 yeah but you ended up spoiling the entire game for yourself. if you even care about that lol

[@austinputter5936]

@@Zexalot I didn’t care but I can def see how that would affect people

[@Soldmysontogamble]

"game was too easy" has gotta be the best refund request ever ong

[@baid-]

Ahh classic 2-1 experience, not killing that one enemy and having to repeat it again and again

[@SBdudedripney]

Hakita wasn't ready for the horrors from his own fans....

[@ackton]

lmfao “game was too easy” bro did NOT hesitate. btw your channel is awesome

[@SirGronfleton]

Thanks 😅

[@rhodes3983]

Good thing Hakita didn't finish the game yet. 2 layers and one prime sanctum look very hard to do in just over 10 minutes.

[@someidiot6067]

1:58 projectile boost my beloved

[@Jack-kz4nb]

i knew this was a video a few weeks back when you mentioned it. it kinda surpassed my expectations good job nah but youtube says that you completed it in 28 minutes so thats a speedrun wr also i was bored so i did this: I wasted 40 minutes of my life lol *Act 1* *Prelude* 0-1 (0:30): P rank 0-2 (0:56): P rank 0-3 (1:13): P rank Finish 0 1-3 at (1:54) 0-4 (1:58): P rank 0-5 (2:26) P rank *Limbo* 1-1 (3:14): P-rank 1-2 (3:40): P-rank 1-3 (4:02): P-rank 1-4 (4:58): P-rank *Lust* 2-1 (5:58) P-rank 2-2 (6:26): P-rank 2-3 (6:46): P rank 2-4 (7:08): P rank *Gluttony* 3-1 (7:29): P rank 3-2 (8:00): P rank *Act 2* *Greed* 4-1 (8:54): P rank 4-2 (9:37) P rank 4-3 (10:11) P rank 4-4 (10:30 and 11:33) P rank *Wrath* 5-1 (11:40 and 12:24): P rank 5-2 (14:00): P rank 5-3 (14:31): P rank 5-4 (14:56): P rank *Heresy* 6-1 (15:20): P rank 6-2 (16:11): P rank *46 minutes remaining* *P-2 BABY WOOO* 16:43 First death: 18:47 Second Death: 19:13 19:57 Encounter with Flesh Panopticon. 20:11 Encounter with Sisyphus Prime There we go finally a P rank *Act 3* *Violence* 7-1 (20:55) P rank 7-2 (22:05) P rank 7-3 (23:30) P rank 7-4 (24:19) P rank 13 minutes left to spare nice 25:51 Did he get the refund as promised?! :0

[@TondarYZD]

the wait was worth it this is outstanding 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@hedgehogs_rule4ever311]

Fun fact: you can railcannon the water through the crack in the door, meaning you don't need the whiplash arm to get the sawblade launcher

[@Skeletor-cw8cn]

i just saw my 2 years of work get done under in 2 hours

[@raizors1331]

24:05 That's one sneaky edit with the hand punching the DOOM away lol

[@cardboard000]

"i dont even know if thats possible" probably not but lets give it a shot

[@Cakes2312]

-warning intruder detected- _DROPPING SICK BEAT_

[@Plushleftyyyy]

Tbh, 1-4 can be done easily in udner 28 seconds

[@ajollyduck]

Should call this run Refund100%

[@what_d1245]

Judging from the newgame% speedrun category, it's very much possible

[@Bot-tn4fy]

I always thought I was pretty good at games, and then I found Ultrakill and its extensively skilled community.

[@notgabriel8624]

I really hope you’re taking care of yourself man, this run sounds like it was difficult on your joints. Volterin Gel is super nice for wrist pain!

[@starfieldgames5976]

“this crappy little piercer” under the mayo is currently approaching your location

[@Raven_Bride]

Cool thumbnail I bet hakita actually said that

[@SirGronfleton]

nup he didn't. Read the pinned comment for any info, thanks!

[@doctorsamurai9180]

in my opinion, such amazing game deserve support, its like going to restaurant and eating the whole meal, then you want your money back, but you enjoyed it!

[@Maybedunno.]

"Minos prime" "MINOS PRIME"

[@nerdproductionlol]

with this video you can became an ultrakill legend

[@X-v2]

a correct summary of ultrakill

[@biancasawbridgeworth1386]

I think it's funny that the Ultrakill community REALLY tries to sell us the idea that Mindflayer is super simped, when EVERYONE is thirsting over V1, V2, Gabriel... even Minos 😭

[@sohaaibahmad3787]

and i still can't even p rank the first level...

[@tulsipa7092]

into the fire or the prime sanctum

[@Reunonen]

Skill issue

[@the_commenter_2]

womp womp

[@ST.lantor]

Massive L

[@FemDaHoots]

Mods, bully this specific internet stranger

[@blitz7488]

This is the only video ive watched with ultrakill gameplay, so for all intensive purposes, this is ultrakill.

[@RaeaTheWaitings]

V1: *practically instakills Minos Prime* Minos Prime: WEAK.

[@boudinajjar9842]

I like how he explains the video like as if he was explaining this to someone who doesn’t play it / doesn’t know that much and only knows GoPro go brr. Very funny. Would sub again

[@nosequeponeraqui19473]

Still waiting for the hakita jumpscare in the comment section

[@godzillamanz8139]

This video: “is it possible to p rank every ultrakill level?” Me, who doesn’t know ultrakill: *PIZZA TOWER?*

[@Niercle]

Haha, same

[@wus3093]

I bet Hakita released Brutal difficulty just to destroy (or heavily alter) such "Speedruns"

[@notaulgoodman9732]

This reminded me of how insane I was when I was at my peak ultrakill. P ranked 1-3 on violent and I did it by also killing the duo swordsmachines bcs I didn't know I didn't have to kill em for the p rank.

[@M.A.R.K.Z]

Another video of gronf, so another fantasic day, keep it up❤

[@Whyisthisathing825]

24:26 Fun fact: The community collectively agreed to name this big boy as "Benjamin", nice to see someone else also knows about it too

[@rogalowski]

First time viewer here, and definately NOT a youtuber. I think it would be halpful for new viewers if you explained what P-Rank even is. I get that it is impresive, but it is the first time I'm seeing this game and I have no idea if it is hard or practicaly impossibe.

[@someaccount5200]

I love it when you said "it's ultrakillin time" and ultrakilled all over the floor

[@AyameMitzuki]

8:18 v1 was a lil off program with that taunting 💀

[@A_Cute_Newbie]

Tip: if u ever see a green orb for the whiplash and want to stop clinging to it? well i do have a crazy solution for it and really easy, when you grapple u can actually cancel it with the same key,so if u wanna do that just cancel just when you are close to the green orb and it will function as a blue orb.

[@texeppl]

4:30 To fight two machines with swords, you could get soap that would kill them in an instant

[@agamerintheworld]

i like watching people doing absolute crazy movement strategies that i cant understand with my non-skilled ultrakill peanut brain

[@ewanb1086]

Imagine getting ultrakill on steam

[@Im-just-Ve]

Bro is speed running arthritis with this one

[@unriga]

You should call this "refund%"

[@huz653]

Ultrakill players: What kind of powers do you have, TELL ME!!!

[@corvusgaming2379]

6:11 The 69 kill requirement on 2-1 is intentional.

[@GhostCabinet]

bro really went for a record in refund%