Beating Every Boss in ULTRAKILL Without Moving (Robot too thicc it cannot move)

[@Leffrey]

Something about Minos Prime saying “Weak” with such disdain in the middle of being two-shot by V1 is hilarious

[@lampaddict7885]

"what are you going to do, stab me?" - quote from man stabbed

[@Crinlask]

“what are you going to do, not stab me?” - quote from man not stabbed

[@_TheMushroomMan]

"what are you going to do, two-shot me?" - quote from man two-shotted

[@FreakyA1on]

pinos mrime

[@marseillejoh]

He is disappointed that he wasn't able to ones shot him.

[@the_random6826]

Gabriel: "You will be inanimate once more..." V1: "Already am."

[@s.sinster]

200 like

[@TheodoreBuell]

True tho

[@JohnF0gb0rn228]

🤢🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🕸🕸🕸🍌🍌🍌🍌🍏🍏🍏🍏🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐♨♨♨♨♨♨😥😥😥😥😥saddasdfasddsafadsa

[@MrW0rldWide]

​@@JohnF0gb0rn228tf?

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

​@@JohnF0gb0rn228why are you like this

[@s.sinster]

> Minos prime calls you useless, > You dissapear half of his health, > Minos prime calls you WEAK, > You evaporate him.

[@FoxInnaHat]

im pretty sure when Minos Prime says "WEAK" he is shunning his own powerlessness. keep in mind he has endured a hopeless torture for quite a while and had to struggle with his own powerlessness to overcome it.

[@amongusfeet3842]

Correct son🤤🤤🤤

[@gamingchair2327]

You did not have to use that emoji (It made it look way weirder)

[@dstooter4348]

Nah use it more

[@fp-individual71]

@@gamingchair2327wait it did???

[@Maratona-tt4go]

3:58 "This is one of the game's first actual hard bosses" v2 first phase was ironically alot more painful for me to beat

[@notverifiable3731]

Same. Gabriel has simple patterns, V2 doesn't

[@leonhardtbelgar2468]

Meanwhile I P ranked 3-2 violent within 5 hours of booting up the game Guess my 1k hours of scout TF2 helped a lot

[@Maratona-tt4go]

@@leonhardtbelgar2468 I did something like that after I bought the game on steam yes I cracked the game and I did everything possible in the game in the crack and now that I was able to actually buy the game im redoing it all its alot easier when you already did it and you know how to play the game

[@comediccomrade5716]

@@Maratona-tt4go honestly ultrakill is one of those games I cracked not because the price isn’t worth it, but because I don’t want to spend it

[@Maratona-tt4go]

@@comediccomrade5716 I bought it cuz I care alot about the game, and I heard that steam achievements will be coming sometime in the future not only that but I wont get my data wiped every update that releases

[@sidekic1109]

for the Sisyphean Insurrectionist, there were 2 things you could have done to fight him easier than you didn't do, you could have either used all 3 power ups to melt him with your damage or just turn off the sun itself with one of the level's secrets

[@nidus7274]

“nah bruh too hot out here, turn off rq” “aight” AND THEN THE SUN WENT OUT

[@shawermus]

@@nidus7274 probably that's how sun disabling was added to greed layer. Just some random angel wanted to do that

[@fordalels]

he could have also stood on the glass at the red skull location, and used the whiplash to put it in the thing across the map. this spawns in the insurrectionist and he targets you to the glass. this causes him to jump and send him into the abyss below. to avoid dying, the virtue near the start of the level could have been saved so that he could move away from the glass without moving. alternatively, you could get the secret blood orb, then use one of the maurices that spawn in to shoot at you and explode you away from the glass right as the insurrectionist falls in.

[@ngocbao3200]

He even tried ricoshot with screwdriver lol

[@chevi-ev7wd]

@@fordalels no grapple though?

[@Micha-Hil]

Ultrakill is a game that prides itself on its incredible agility and technical movement options. Doing this challenge took this game's status up from "Best fucking game ever" to "Bester fucking game ever" because you were able to completely negate all of what made it so great, which is great

[@SunnyPopsicles]

If after best is bester, the next would be bestest And then bestester. And then bestestest. And then bestestester. And then bestestestest. And then

[@nachorodriguez6380]

​@@SunnyPopsiclesYou just completely ruined the English language

[@lenoobxd]

@@nachorodriguez6380not like its a bad thing tho

[@M4246-m5i]

From full auto to fuller auto

[@hjdjsjxj3jhrbshajkw]

​@@SunnyPopsiclesthis also assumes below best is beer

[@geoffreyprecht2410]

I'm a speedrunner and even I don't know how to properly deadcoin the Minos Prime fight. Crazy dedication to the gimmick run, mad respect.

[@yasetby2804]

Gabriel beaten twice by a machine that is crippled 💀

[@creviosso9216]

😅

[@omnizx37]

"beaten by a crippled machine, TWICE!?"

[@Howardtheone]

Canon

[@Placeholdername821]

Every boss got beaten by a machine on a wheelchair

[@GreenGork]

"Beaten by a Microwave on FUCKING WHEELS, TWICE?!"

[@fiendish9474]

Mans proven that even game journalists are able to play this game with no knowledge of basic movement

[@francenkovcan5211]

well, if they know the right combat tech

[@nucleus_star]

​@@francenkovcan5211 gun

[@jojogacha974]

Not if they are underneath a condiment

[@mohammeda4872]

@@jojogacha974above the mustard

[@hyst_erium]

for gabriel part 2; i literally got so mad at all the attacks i just stood there letting him beat me up and then i started punching back and suddenly realized "oh my god is this actually a strat", and then i actually killed him without moving and got so mad yet laughed so much at it

[@theavaliengineer]

for the ferryman fight - you can break idols with the knuckleblaster's shockwaves

[@lonelyshpee7873]

Pretty sure you couldn't on release day

[@EnigmaticMiss]

You don’t even have to fight them you can just give him a coin and then he’s out

[@lonelyshpee7873]

@@EnigmaticMiss That's not really _beating_ the boss, is it?

[@fluffy7358]

@@lonelyshpee7873 You beat him financially. You bribe him until he gives you the win!

[@lonelyshpee7873]

@@fluffy7358 Fair enough.

[@DaveDotEXE]

This man has gone farther than i dared to, respect.

[@Repetitivestrain2077]

He forgot the rodents😢😢😢😢😢

[@Alltheprayers]

@@Repetitivestrain2077 _it was impossible_

[@franus7656]

@@Repetitivestrain2077 16:52

[@theermac6024]

I swear V2 is made out of paper. V2's 2nd fight just immediately ends upon doing anything with decently high damage. I wish that V2's HP increased with higher dificulties

[@bruschetta7711]

Setting up traps is just overpowered against bossfight cutscenes

[@invertebrado]

I Remember when playing dying to him a lot with his life 1/2 or 3/4 of the way, and trying to keep resources to the second health bar, terrified of what it could be. I was quite disappointed with the easy second phase, but it was pretty cool.

[@mouthwide0pen]

Far as I can tell, ignoring phase 2 because its a joke, the rematch with V2 has the HP of like, a singular phase of Gabriel. Most bosses have more HP than it. It makes sense though. Sure, it is modified for durability, but its still based on a glass cannon model. It's just you with more durable plating. And considering you're super flimsy and entirely reliant on your healing and agility, a moderately less flimsy version that can't heal at all isn't going to stand much of a chance if the opponent manages to reliably hit it.

[@Sword_Master41]

The info on V2 says that V2's durability is weaker than V1's body. What I meant by weaker durability is that, the robot can be lighter than V1, but with the less durable armor, V2 is a tad bit faster than V1. Yes, V2 is like made it paper. The info also says that V2 is also an abandoned prototype robot.

[@kveller555]

@@Sword_Master41 You got it backwards. V1 has thinner armor to fit the on-the-fly refueling system, while V2 has sturdier armor instead to compensate, as it was built as a security robot instead of a war machine meant for an active battlefield. Both of them are prototypes, hence why there's only one of each.

[@comandero_yt445]

0:55 Malicous face 1:00 Swordsmachine 1:11 Cerberus, Gruardian of hell x2 1:27 Swordsmachine Tundra and Swordsmachine Agony 1:43 Hideous Mass 2:08 V2 1 Part 2:40 Hand 2:55 The Corpse of King Minos 3:59 Gabriel, Judge of hell 4:54 Sisyphean Insurrectionist 6:00 Mysterious Druid Kinght (& Owl) 6:29 V2 2 Part 7:10 Flesh Prison 9:27 Minos Prime 11:39 Ferryman 13:09 Leviathan 14:06 Insurrectionist Angry and Insurrectionist Rude 14:47 Hideous Mass x2 15:45 Gabriel, The apostate of hate 16:52 Cancerous Rodent 16:57 Very Cancerous Rodent

[@M4246-m5i]

Cancerous rodent the hardest boss Idk how he did it

[@theairacobra]

Also, the reason you're in the desert is because the egyptians were greedy, using gold for lots of stuff, so as the layer is called greed it takes place there

[@MatiasPlayerOne]

Also because the sand is gold dust

[@shyn481]

@Dolfan 2 it is dante inferno, or at least I think it was confirmed, well Hakita did say there was Dante's Inferno inspiration too

[@yahnmahn9035]

Problem is, Big Ben is there too buried in the sands

[@theairacobra]

@@yahnmahn9035 Britain is hell too, god just threw it there cuz he didn't know where to put it

[@blazefactor6849]

@@yahnmahn9035 I think the idea is that it's many of mankind's greatest monuments and civilizations, formed from greed and brought down by greed.

[@thelonelypigeon9554]

I somehow find this more impressive than movement. You literally found the best way to employ DPS fast enough before you get hit.

[@роскомнадзор-д8я]

>You literally found the best way to employ DPS fast enough before you get hit beating V2 after learning how to deal damage and move: 🥱 2, 2, RMB, RMB, RMB, ..., Shift+LMB, dodge, RMB, RMB, RMB, Shift+LMB, repeat previous steps as long as V2 is alive: ✅✅😎👊

[@murilo_the_lilo9947]

​@@роскомнадзор-д8я the solution to cheese both v2 fights is deadass coins

[@OblivionItself]

i repeated current steps, he just shot me with coins, directions unclear.@@роскомнадзор-д8я

[@DOS2137]

U can use explosions to kill the leviathan, same thing with the druid. Wait till the leviathan will make the projectile spam and then just projectile boost in his mouth as much as u can

[@geoffreyprecht2410]

Rocket launcher is the best for countering projectile spam. So many people are sleeping on it as a utility weapon.

[@kalyyyy]

Mal rail fastest for leviathan

[@zelzmiy]

This whole video I was confused on how I recognized your voice, took my about halfway through I realised who you were. It's kind of crazy how much your content has changed despite the style persisting. Great content as always

[@1_1bman]

for the ferryman fight, i might try, before breaking the idol, doing a ton of coin parrying + deadcoining and finishing by using the knuckleblaster's knuckleblast to blast the supercoin into orbit. then, stand sort of on top of the idol such that when you punch it, it flings you out of the arena, and midair, throw and shoot a new coin to hit the supercoin and beat the ferryman's first phase, opening the invisible box and letting you fall into the water where you can respawn next to the 2nd idol

[@zelzmiy]

If I had a coin for every ultrakill fan with a Niko pfp, I'd have 4 coins, which isn't much, but it's enough to oneshot a Cerberus

[@1_1bman]

@BlaixenU darn; the intermediate coin was honestly just for convenience, though, because hitting the supercoin midair sounds hard. but if it has to be done, it has to be done.

[@bag143_]

@@zelzmiy lmao

[@justacake6350]

Fun fact: According to your ruleset, you can not move once that boss health bar spawns. This means that king Minos's hand is a "boss fight" you can actually move in.

[@nope_avi8164]

If V1 moved at all the clap of his metallic cheeks would instantly vaporize the boss

[@trbz_8745]

For the Sisyphean Insurrectionist, you should make it night time first with the moon totem so the sand doesn't damage you.

[@breadmilkYT]

You can also just instakill him with the hole in the red skull area

[@grivinex5990]

Night time + all 3 dual wield power ups

[@grivinex5990]

@@breadmilkYT that would require movement.

[@Cheeseburgerlove]

Not if you use whiplash to put the red skull in place

[@Golporos33]

​@@Cheeseburgerlovewiplash is also movement

[@pvp9060]

For Sisyphean. you can freeze the floor so it won't damage you by bringing the moon artifact from one of the orb secrets to the altar above the building where you collect the skulls.

[@uki9971]

I didn't expect this kind of content from you guys and its a nice break from never ending pain that is skyblock I hope this video does well and that you can continue making a variety of content

[@daft8817]

Cool thing i realised when doing this challenge myself is for sisyphean insurrectionist you can actually go to the left side of the map press the face grab the moon item and place it on the roof to remove the damaging sand :)

[@roborievolo1578]

Not only are you an absolute chad for doing this; but you also gave me encouragement to P rank everything normally. I’ll have to work on it!

[@dis_pencer]

2:10 for me the most consistent tactic on v2 is just parrying every attack. It should also work for "crippled" boss run

[@LightCrib2]

Had to resort to the Jerma strategy for Gabriel

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

for the Ferryman, you could have either tossed him a coin to skip his fight (since you pay the toll to get on the ship) or you could have used the knuckleblaster's shockwave to destroy the idol from afar

[@breadiswater1979]

He did say beating every boss

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

@@breadiswater1979 then just knuckleblaster the idol

[@FoxInnaHat]

@@breadiswater1979 it IS beating the boss, just the diplomatic way

[@The.Reilly]

Bro turned one of the most advanced movement first-person shooters into a point and click adventure game.

[@byemax.]

Oh my god you're the other person on earth that uses "morbillion" to quanitify, you earned a sub

[@PowerUpT]

Great video. I think using the moon artifact in God Damn the Sun would've made your life easier, since the sand doesn't damage you at night

[@jeffreyfiegen1538]

Imagine trying this against Sisyphus Prime, now that he's available to fight and apparently makes Minos Prime look easy in comparison (even more so for this kind of run).

[@tricksterjustice4801]

Speedrun strat could probably make this possible. Essentially it's going out of bounds after spawning the immortal mindflayer, and somehow using it to one shot the panopticon and sysiphus.

[@dando541]

Probably would be very similar to Minos where he just gets oneshot by deadcoining

[@CHUDULO5]

12:45 you could use knucleblast

[@ghaz_rightzz5595]

Sisyphus Prime.. Some thing wicked watching in the corner

[@henrybulgin2469]

You just wait 10years for the main character to arrive but it’s crippled and somehow one shot you

[@zeldacrafter4578]

the most satisfying ultrakill gameplay of someone not moving

[@Lyridiume]

“Weak” *gets twoshotted by a crippled gopro*

[@SayancraftUY]

For the sisyphean Insurrectionist can you go to the hole with glass on the part of the red head for instakill him. or grab the glass moon and put on the top of the "Castle" For Make The Sand Not Hurt You. Good Video Btw

[@yharon9269]

"too much talk for a guy sold as a body pillow" -the machine sold as a body pillow

[@todaeisgood]

Bro actually made the Francis reference lmfao Great video Eli, definitely worth hearing you go on about this for a month and a half

[@nyxic7212]

the analogy that you were searching for at 3:15 was probably "he turned me into a sitting duck" :)

[@krisvsthew0rld]

gay robot game video, thank you hellcastle

[@Davidbowprime]

he forgor the rat

[@danielhanna19]

Indeed he did

[@alongal407]

Unbelievable

[@gregorymirabella1423]

Watch the end of the video.

[@LasagnaMAX]

Watch 16:52

[@Narwhal12]

❌

[@timothytosser288]

1:17 hold up i get this refrence

[@Errors4Free]

He got hit by so many things that he COULD HAVE PARRIED

[@brightlight2016]

Great, now I have to do true no movement without a rocket launcher...

[@lancergameing]

12:12 to 12:17 looked pretty satisfying ngl, keep up the great work

[@LanzarSpookzar]

Under the Mayo giving himself an unfair and boring challenge be like: (But no skill)

[@itssTeal]

"This big black hole that chases you for a while and once it touches you it ...text in between... locks you there for a while" Sounds like an action game alright

[@norisotuthegreat]

you are cracked at this game my man.

[@TiananmenSquare-qz9vp]

"Where were you on 9/11?" "Watching someone do a funny Ultrakill challenge."

[@kitaster11037]

V1s potential damage output at any given time is horrifying.

[@aq_ua]

Yeah when you're not shotgun swapping 24/7 at long range no less ☠️

[@Zero_watches_videos]

we have to appreciate the time he put in this video holy shit

[@Flinty_me]

V2 gave me more trouble than Gabriel ever did. Actually used the assist options for both v2 fights

[@just_a_guy9688]

Same lol, V2's a fucking crackhead that zips around that's almost impossible to hit (i haven't learned the shooting coin trick) and dodge, while gabriel's much more simpler to dodge and hit for me.

[@kebabit707]

@@just_a_guy9688 i blieve you can throw your own coin and shoot it, to hit V2's coins

[@ak47epic94]

Completely opposite for me lmao. Most of V2 shots are entirely parriable if you know the right pattern and timing. He also loves spamming the shotgun, which again, parriable whereas most of Gabe's attack are either unparriable or just has really weird parry pattern, like that throwing sword attack that I can't parry if I jump up a bit

[@DeepRockWeaponsCommitee]

well i didnt expect ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHANNELS TO PLAY ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES

[@donutella1372]

Great video. Insane that you learned to deadcoin lol

[@General_C]

Pro tip for Leviathan (and any enemy with mass projectile spam or projectiles that spawn close like Mindflayers): Shotgun explosions (Overpumps and Projectile Boosts), The Malrail, and Rocket Launchers launch projectiles back at enemies for MAJOR friendly fire damage. Put a rocket down Leviathan's maw and you'll SHRED his health bar!

[@chmobro9949]

I always look foreword to your videos, keep up the good work

[@Certified_Dante]

7-4 literally kills off the main rule, being that you must stop moving when the Boss' healthbar appears, and the Earthmover's healthbar spawns at the START OF THE LEVEL, So you're ALREADY fucked. But even if you make an exception and skip to the Defense system or Heart, both of them have lethal lasers that will end your run without movement.

[@deeng6828]

I can’t wait for you to revisit this for P-2

[@hatd966]

I quit skyblock, started playing ultrakill, just found this. I discovered many new things recently

[@thenekokatze1141]

You could have just used the pit for the sisyphean insurrectionist

[@BigBoyga]

should have used the soap for 1-3 bosses it would have made it alot easier Insurrectionist would have been easier if you had made it night, so the sand doesn't harm you it would have made it alot easier (you could have also used the glass floor cheese) for flesh prison (i havent tested this) you could have prefired your whiplash before the health bar appears so when it does, you're not moving but it will still pull you (i think) on top of it so you can heal (but you would not have been able to railcannon the core[this is probably the smallest loophole i could find with this fight] (this one is a bit more cheesy but im just gonna give it a recommendation anyway) you could have bribed the ferry man to let you through by throwing a coin at him. Great vid tho!

[@Mekugii]

7:17 flesh prison teaches you how to stop the A-train💀

[@IdioanFromWallmart]

“Fast-paced” most bosses are a parkinsons simulator. (I still play every day)

[@mike5133-u5s]

5:11 Can't you just turn it into night with a secret you can find? The sand wouldn't damage you if it's night in that level.

[@gianpierocuentascastaneda6054]

Big brain moment

[@49gamer51]

12:16 the fact that it bounced and landed right next to you and even hit you with the AOE is something that makes me chuckle every time I see it and the bruh text definitely fits with this whole clip

[@annabelle5924]

The minos fight was so impressive as I think you were deadcoining for 2 minutes or so Anyways cool ass video

[@Gabeatron9002]

these bosses all losing to a crippled robot lmao now with layer 7 released (and I assume prime sanctum 2 since you did the challenge) can't wait to see the cripple continue

[@rock_pikmin5]

earthmover boutta make it impossible

[@ilikedeadface4945]

11:05 RICOSHET 169!!!!!! bro how long did that take

[@ProsecutionPiercer1123]

He said over 4 hours lol

[@MsDirtyNails]

bro is a god, he spent 4 hours punching that coin to literally 2 shot Minos prime

[@Blap7]

for the insurrectionist, a good way to avoid sand damage is to turn off the sun. no, im not joking.

[@hcastlenfuriboi]

ohhh that's a good idea

[@JNJNRobin1337]

you can do that?

[@MatiasPlayerOne]

@@JNJNRobin1337 do you know how to get to 4-S?

[@JNJNRobin1337]

you turn off the sun i dont know how, but you turn off the sun

[@Frosty_411]

Imagine this guy killing the bosses in the violence layer

[@ieatpotato]

4:10 yellow nailgun?

[@Ethylus]

wait a sec, he’s right!

[@Twisterio2]

14:25 the bug still isn't fixed, happened to my cousin while I was watching him play. Pretty funny seeing them just stuck mid-air

[@RyanTM3RKS]

3:04 nah bro why tf mans had to say black hole like that

[@b_2tty]

Big black..... Hole

[@Internal_Revenue_Services.]

15:33 nahhhh bro was lookin at the 1-inch wonder 💀💀💀

[@PanRokador]

11:16 Discord ping

[@timmyisded4446]

Coresniping in the right spot right when the eyes spawn can kill all the eyes and give you just enough time to shotgun spam him to death

[@OnyxDublaj]

3:32 you moved.

[@randompurpleslime8963]

Didn't play ultrakill lol

[@OnyxDublaj]

lol@@randompurpleslime8963

[@Ethylus]

he got flung upwards, I don’t thing that would count

[@evanlee93]

The Hideous Mass's yellow fireballs can be parried back to them for pretty good damage

[@foodynooby]

uhm actually 🤓 moving your head in real life would be considered moving!!... so by that logic you MOVED !! Click bait.!

[@sashapinesnguyenhienhoa8003]

V1 just standing here menacing every boss what a chad

[@thememelords9491]

literally every boss in the game: chilling the 4 coins in my back pocket and alt piercer:

[@nicholasbaca8065]

"Gabriel is one of the first actual bosses that take people awhile to beat" Beat him in one or two deaths the first time. Died 2 dozen times non n V2 fight 1.

[@david-rf7tf]

honestly with the amount of willpower you had to keep on trying this and not giving up im surprised you arent a prime soul yet

[@-Seek-17]

I really respect that you couldnt do the challange at some point and found a hard way to complete it anyways.

[@pufferfish9166]

12:30 1. Rockets... Explode,which breaks one of the rules. 2.KNUCKLEBLASTER HAS AN AOE

[@dillonjones9935]

Gabriel: "Foolishness, machine, Foolishness..." V1: *ultra railcoin combo go brrrrrrr*

[@SLASHY_SSB]

Just so you know you can destroy the Idols by using the red fist shockwave from a greater range than your normal punch can

[@SomeSpecialMouse]

The sawblade spam and shotgun swap has the same energy as "pigman sword go bbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

[@Iteration456-8_codename_goblin]

Thank you for giving love to my boys the cancer rats

[@nopayoff3552]

"I don't have daddy issues!!! I AM PAPAS SPECIAL BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[@tobigoldfisch]

Never heard of this game before but this video cured my boredom

[@pixelcat29]

You should really look into it and play it, it’s amazing.

[@Devon_No_Kishin]

the hand of the cropse of king minos isn’t considered a boss since it doesnt have a health bar

[@malignant_rumor]

being as surprised as I was by the way the first boss was killed shows how I will always get my ass handed to me by this game

[@CrackyCreates]

when in doubt, screwdriver, if already using screwdriver re-start the tutorial

[@trismuth]

oh hey i wrote the “me go fast” review, always wanted to be featured in a hellcastle video!! thanks man!!

[@ImDaRealBoi]

Only 1k views for this amount of dedication, effort, and torture? Impossible. Heresy. Unspeakable. Heresy. Heresy.