Can I Survive AN IMPOSSIBLE START? (Project Zomboid Challenge)

[@thespiffingbrit]

*Could you survive the Zombie Apocalypse With The Worst Possible Traits and Abilities? Well Lets see if I can do it today in the ultimate Zombie Apocalypse Challenge!!!* Also Many Thanks for liking the video and leaving Lovely Comments

[@anthonychristy9239]

Spiff spiff spiff..... I hate Coffee as much as the next civiized person, but your poll is lacking one extremely important drink of any civilized society! There's no option for Hot Chocolate on there! You should really correct this oversite immediately. there could be riots you know.

[@Iam-Alpharius]

I always love your videos, they are always a bright spot in my day, I can honestly not thank you enough for how much they mean to me.

[@defensivekobra3873]

slough simulator

[@Darksoulpoetry]

Hey Spiff, I'm going above and beyond that, I'm going through the comments and liking every one to increase interaction!!! =D

[@Muchinoi]

Good luck spiffo

[@TheCAL-dx4tr]

Someone: *gets bit Spiff: *loads shotgun with murderous intent

[@Menhtrol]

Peace was never an option

[@Da_Shark]

That is the only way with zombies unfortunately -The Rat

[@knowwhatimeme]

Rule #1: don't trust anydood in pink boots!

[@VINCE-pp3es]

reminds me if bread boys

[@Aaronlcyrus]

Fans: "Perfectly balanced?" Spiff: "Fuck 'em"

[@jasepoag8930]

"I couldn't possibly eat another bite, but I'm still eating shrimp" Sounds like every single seafood buffet I've ever been to.

[@NZXT_Nomad]

And then the rocket shits begin

[@irrelevant_noob]

@Jase Poag maybe because shrimps don't need being bitten into? xD

[@ledumpsterfire6474]

I can't fathom the courageous stupidity it takes to eat at a seafood buffet. I barely feel safe eating at a regular buffet.

[@jasepoag8930]

@@ledumpsterfire6474 worth the risk. I highly recommend it.

[@jasoncallow860]

OMG he is supposed to be British, they are called prawns!

[@Pr1vateLime]

The real friend I found along the way was that pair of heart boxers. Aerodynamic and fashionable

[@Rarr]

Wasn't the box of cereal you /stole/ from me?

[@Pr1vateLime]

@@Rarr Close second ;)

[@PixelRookieOfficial]

Wow this is a very unoriginal comment. Do you have *no* shame, Lime??

[@Da_Shark]

If only The Rat was capable of wearing human clothing..... the price The Rat pays for such an immaculate form The Rat supposes Sincerely -The Rat

[@Iceman7711]

The real friends I found along the way was pipebombs

[@nickchen328]

It did not dawn on me when I watched Amphibian’s video, but when Spiffing said “I will hold the food” at 1:50 he had planned to become dictator from the start. Plus, it’s great to see other perspectives for all of the private intrigue, like how Spiffing planned on turning Rarr into his right-hand man.

[@bugnokumaguy]

Finally, an accurate representation of my skills in the event of an apocalypse. Highly relateable

[@willparry530]

big mood :P

[@ComicalRealm]

The way PZ captures the apocalypse is literally what I’ve wanted to see in so much more media, you have control of literally ever facet. The setting, atmosphere and harsh mechanics go hand in hand, such a rewarding experience.

[@MCDexpo]

I see you everywhere. We must be subscribed to similar people

[@marcgdr7038]

The best zombie survival game, everyone try it out its just 16€.

[@ryanclemons1]

you may like CDDA give that a try i mean it's free so no harm if you don't like it.

[@DBT1007]

And also.. The zombies need to be smarter. Zombies in pop medias are dumb. It's dumb. If zombies were human, then obviously they need to have somekind of intelligence. Even if just like.. the intelligence of 5years old kid. That's why i love left4dead. The zombies smarter than in some popular medias.

[@blunderingfool]

@@DBT1007 They're not zombies in the same sense though, they've got rabies. =D

[@johnp.2267]

Spiff shoots two party members. Spiff: "They got bit! I saw them!" Surviving Player: "They were kissing!" Spiff: "There is no kissing in the zombie apocalypse."

[@jamesrichardson9355]

You gotta love the efficiency of that execution at around 21.50 5 shotgun shells and a finishing blow with a melee weapon. So humane.

[@GhulKing]

Oh shit. I remember how this ends for me

[@thespiffingbrit]

Friend

[@Rarr]

Don't worry Ghul... I know how it feels.

[@NurseVO]

Me too 💀

[@creamcity1893]

Smoking kills...literally 😂

[@meltypapyrus]

I feel like your name basically means King of the zombies and Spiff offed you out of dominance. The only royalty he follows is The Queen and thus couldn't allow you to be.

[@clob7551]

When this video started I was kind of surprised Nurse wasn't in it. I'm so glad she came in later. Now if only we could get you guys to do a Rimworld-esque colony playthrough that would be amazing.

[@HybridBanana0318]

It's very interesting seeing AA's point of view versus Spiff's point of view of the adventure.

[@ArlanKels]

Spiffing was a genius taking the shorts. Protect the groin, the zombies always go for it.

[@dazcarrr]

These guys were born with glass bones, paper skin, mental health held together with scotch tape and brains smoother than a cut diamond

[@thefurrykiwi4489]

ive been playing this game since 2015, and in all its years its always been a good game, though I'm glad its finally getting popular. also, lol, Nurse, spiff, and ambiguousamphibian, all my favourite project zomboid youtubers.

[@katlikegaming]

I'm so glad you're covering this game. I've followed the development for several years, ever since it was a city block and dumb, dumb zombies. It's come a long friggin' way and it deserves all the love it's getting

[@groofay]

As soon as CallMeKevin failed at this, I knew Spiff would be on the way to save the day. And as always, just like Yorkshire tea, he never disappoints.

[@DrakenAshen]

Zombies are all the rage right now. Boy do I love Zombies. Thank goodness The Spiffing Brit is doing videos on Zombies!

[@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211]

The way this video was edited feels very different from the more common editing and honestly I think I prefer it

[@wilfredfizzlebang5012]

Thanks so much for recreating my dad in Project Zomboid! I don’t know how you heard me screaming into the void about him, but you even got the name right, so like, score one for Yorkshire Tea!

[@Materia_Man]

Me an intellectual: I've seen this one. This is a classic. Other people: What do you mean, you've seen this? It's brand new.

[@RadarLeon]

Yes I loved it when spiff beat all the fat people over the fence

[@ArnoldQMudskipper]

Okay, Calvin.

[@rukifellth9401]

This is the story of a Dungeons and Dragons game getting interrupted by a zombie apocalypse. Beautiful.

[@misterirrelevant2525]

Thank you spiff… you made me smile for the first time since I had to say goodbye to my dog… I love your videos and you just somehow manage to bring me joy no matter what

[@thespiffingbrit]

Sorry to hear about your loss friend. I hope you have a lovely night and you find joy again soon

[@misterirrelevant2525]

@@thespiffingbrit it has been tough for sure. Thank you very much for your kind words

[@vlorbmik-gooning]

@@misterirrelevant2525 Just bring the dog back

[@EspressoStreams]

I watched AA's entire vod twice. The Friendship bracelet is my favorite story that I have ever seen told in a multiplayer game. I cried

[@BlightCosmos]

Spiff:"I need to maintain control of the supply, i.e. the power!" Also Spiff:"Yeah I think it was the food."

[@lucasstiles8012]

How does the Spiffing Brit not have a theme song already? He's more than worthy.

[@sumoking3002]

He does, search "the Archers theme"

[@outerspaceproduction]

@@sumoking3002 lmao

[@senseipoole9324]

This game is legitimately a masterpiece so addictive, just to lose it all and question your life choices for solid 15 mins

[@TRVladdy]

such an amazing game. first game im actually able to grind all night long just like in the old days

[@lexa2310]

As someone who turns a bit into a hoarder in games, this game is a nightmare and a dream come true in one.

[@zalfir]

@@lexa2310 Ah, you showed me why I feel so excitedly depressed while exploring this game for the first time. I've been wondering why for 3 days now.

[@winterbeat13]

I'm happy to say I was one of the 1.9K people that got to watch this live. It was a hilariously good time. To any viewers, subscribers, or tea drinkers, I highly suggest you go watch live if you ever get the chance. I hope you all have a great day and wish you many cups of hot, comforting tea. Bless you all. Edit: By the way, I'm one of them dirty coffee drinkers. Edit Edit: Synchronized Fence Jumping should become an Olympic sport if there's a zombie apocalypse.

[@brucebaker810]

"Food was very scarce. For the others." I added the pause. Spiff didn't miss a beat.

[@severalracoons9315]

Spiff and Ambiguous Amphibian are why I've literally played 24 hours straight yesterday. I'm going to bed now.. Good vids lads keep it coming

[@xerozu_]

This game is actually pretty interesting. If you're into these kind of games then I would really recommend you try this game.

[@marcgdr7038]

Don't expect a game to grind in much tho, you can literally die in a few seconds and lose progress of a month. Rather expect a harsh survival game.

[@infernaldaedra]

DayZ is way more immersive.

[@mingling8559]

Hah, funneh

[@christopherprivett3344]

lol DayZ wishes it could be a Zomboid.

[@armouredjester1622]

@@infernaldaedra boo, DayZ. Worst zombie game I ever bought and got denied a refund for This was six years ago and I'm still pissed

[@dazley8021]

I like how Spiff is tossing in casual imperialism every now and then.

[@dfunited1]

When you think you're getting an AA video and are expecting "hello" but instead you get a Spiff intro. "Hello" to all of you

[@trevormcavay5034]

I absolutely love this! The narration over certain events, had me dying from laughter. Plz do more!!!!!!!

[@DivineMind222]

So glad you're playing with AA. I've watched him play this game for years now. He's a great dude

[@neintales1224]

I thought this would be the CDDA start but this was hilarious in its own way. Not ENTIRELY sure it's a harder mode than CDDA but at least this way can be played with friends.

[@Nesseight]

PZ: "There was no hope for survival, this is how you died" Spiff: "Hold my iced tea"

[@poisonblood696]

Always a good time when Spiff and AA are in the group together.

[@TheMadMurf]

7:50 is like watching those videos of a mama duck going over a curb while her little ducklings just can't jump high enough.

[@yesbecauseyes]

I loved how this was turned into a short story. More of this please.

[@adamthestonerful]

Yes true exploiting of game mechanics. Approved by developers. Is always perfectly balanced.

[@dwaynezilla]

Nice seeing Spif play some Zomboid. I heard that they just updated it again! After all this time. That's the kind of game that deserving of love.

[@vondyhere61]

Every time I watch spiffs videos I just get brutally reminded of how predictably American I am.

[@aminbahu3265]

Oh nice, looking forward to watch more contents like this.

[@Cheap_Coffee]

Never thought the Brit was illiterate but here we are. "Can I Survive AN IMPOSSIBLE START?" No you can not. If something is truly impossible, then that simply means it is not possible. It's simply the definition of the word itself.

[@magiklok]

*zombies apocalypse occurs* spiff:"KILL HIM AND TAKE HIS SHOES"

[@Drew2513]

This has to be my favorite video, i was laughing so much during this video. I had to watch it again. I recommend making more videos called "spiff and friends" it's absolutely perfect!!!

[@Justin_Stephens]

Per your request for information on how to survive, I’d need a bag of charcoal, bag of sand, some gravel, a couple of 50 gallon drum barrels plus a bow, hatchet, pocket knife, cast iron skillet, jacket and a rifle. Everything mentioned before the bow is just for water purification/recycling. (Layer crushed charcoal, sand, gravel in the barrel in that order bottom to top and make some holes in the bottom. Axe to cut down trees/notch logs for making structures plus dig rows for gardening. bow for hunting, .22 caliber rifle for defense. (Ammo is more common to find in peoples homes and a small box can hold as many as 1000 rounds. So it’s lightweight easy to pack around. can be made much quieter than large caliber rounds with suppressors and has enough muzzle velocity to pierce a skull one way and not come out the other side. Plus with the right weapon they’re fairly accurate.) Go out in the woods and get to work. Pickup to carry everything plus serves as a makeshift shelter until you have a decent structure to live in. I put this here so if someone happens to read it and there is some horrible disaster where you need the information you at least have some idea of what’s important. Learn how to field dress an animal and tie knots. If you can work a welder or a tap/die set that’ll be really useful for you as well. TLDR: there are things more important to survival than a big gun and lots of bullets. If you’re curious read above. P.S. hope you never need the info.

[@Justin_Stephens]

Oh and bring a shovel because if you have to field dress, you’ll want to dig a decent depth hole to put the waste in, last thing you want is to draw predators towards your new home.

[@SvengelskaBlondie]

16:30 "revving the engine" "going 10mphs" They discovered the joys of driving a Swedish A-Tractor

[@DollanFerinal]

I've seen this 4 times now from most of their perspectives and it never gets old.

[@Kogasengaha_Hishoshi]

Spif had thee most intense version of Ratatouille realization ever known to mankind. 7:12 *IT IS FACINATING* XD

[@AquilonQc]

You had me at: "Chain smoker and Asthmatic"

[@Jaxvidstar]

20:04 Hard to believe spiffing brit hates tea. It shouldn't matter if tea is iced or hot.

[@OversizedPringleToe]

If I were in a zombie apocalypse, I would drink Yorkshire tea in your name.

[@immortanjoe9362]

"He had a friendship bracelet. Oh god. it was for you!" I lost it.

[@Craider79]

Well we (my family and I) would survive for at good long while. We live in a rooftop apartment with a fairly large rooftop garden - including a small heated greenery - all of it with hydrated by a rainwater collector with a 1 m3 tank (1000 liters capacity), and we always have ample supply of canned goods. Also I own swords and guns which would help... also the way the stairwell is made it will be very easy to block it from our side without permanently closing it... So yeah... We also have a solar array - so we would at least be able to keep laptops and tables charged for entertainment... and yes I know the internet is most likely down at this point - but hey - I think I could play "Colonization" for a good while without getting too bored! :-D ... Also we have a fireplace with a pot to boil water in ..... which means we can always make tea even if the power is down - and with an ample supply of rainwater - well I'm sure it will still be a great cup of tea.

[@kilyaded7332]

Nurse: *gets bit* Spiff: "Stare at the flowers."

[@golgoth7600]

You guys are effing hilarious. Bought the game recently. It's addicting to say the least.!

[@maxwelltheluxray861]

Literally one scratch from a zombie or a papercut can making Terry drop dead within a second

[@agaresmendor933]

Spiff in Project Zomboid. Fuel to my conspiracy theory that he and ambiguousamphibian are really the same person practicing different accents. That or we have a 80s TV-series evil twin situation here.

[@sarcastic_ocupie1669]

This plus the start where you are sick, cold, drunk, house on fire and a glass shard in your groin sounds pretty impossible.

[@riftvideos1203]

the tears in my left eye are from laughing, the ones in the right are from the personal attack in the intro as he describes me.

[@bierbrauer11]

Loving the channel. Somewhat stopped gaming back before 2010 due to work etc., so this is pretty much my outlet. I do some but you are quite entertaining playing games I would enjoy while I play select others with my time. Generally a coffee drinker (obviously) but your love of tea is wearing off on me.

[@driftercarbon]

If Terrible Terry can survive the Zombocom Apocalypse, that's an excellent sign for the rest of us. I only have a few of the negative statuses Terry had, so I think I'd do alright, if I had some good friends to share the burden with.

[@ArtistDylan]

One thing they really need to fix, is when a zombie is trying to get up and you fail to knock it down again, it gets up and it's inside of you now you can't turn to the right direction to push it away when it's inside of you.

[@thespazdragon]

I would gather up my crew and lock down a Lowes home improvement store. they are filled with things to fortify with, weaponize, and set up essentials like food and water supply. the building itself can be easily fortified and is large enough to contain a small settlement.

[@funclesleeze4502]

Here I was thinking Ambiguous Amphibian made a new video on an old idea but I’m happy to see you too! :)

[@FraseDoggy]

48 seconds in - "Hmm, Terrible Terry sounds like your average coffee enthusiast" 52 seconds in - "Disregard"

[@sych9117]

15:11 spiff closing the door in front of nurse really made my anxiety goes up

[@HilaryWestfall]

Spiff: Terrible Terry is just like you, EXCEPT he has all of these negative traits. Me: What do you mean except? I'm pretty much just negative traits ngl

[@RS-mu9er]

My buddies cant figure out why I hoard all the tea bags we find. Nothing calms me after murdering my brother and friends due to possible infection like a hot cup of Yorkshire Gold. Thanks for the recommendation Spiff, best tea around.

[@theodorebrook-ashmore8174]

I once created a character in an earlier build of project Zomboid with all of the negative traits. They died before leaving the house, they didn't even see any zombies. To them it was just a normal day.

[@Gormathius]

6:02 "Never feel bad about eating butter. It's less calories than bread *and* butter." -Duncan

[@MrNabows]

normal people: make a base to stock everything spiff: fuck that, I'll BE the base

[@hambonejones7231]

I think the best part of the video was that he played a smoking asthmatic.

[@Novocane23]

The only thing you have to do to make this game as hard as possible - turn on Sprinters - dear goddess they are a whole different level of horror. Think you're safe? That split second you turned around a sprinter turned the corner and just barreled into your back.

[@BaeronBubba]

Spiff: * gets bit * Someone: * Loads mug of coffee *

[@lad3273]

I’m a type 1 diabetic, so Ive thought a lot about the whole zombie apocalypse thing cuz I’m kinda fucked without some sort of game plan. Best solution I could come up with would be to establish a nomadic tribe that travels from town to town raiding every cvs for insulin, figured that would be one of the few things still there after the collapse. I am also the only diabetic of the tribe, as to avoid sharing my limited medical supplies. All other diabetics will be turned away or put down.

[@realityveil6151]

Nurse's has the smooth alto voice of an angel. I want her to tell me a story. Like an audiobook. Nothing weird.

[@yuttermulek4569]

9:05 the guy next to Brit looks like ace from one piece

[@Whitewolf1984p]

I'd survive really easily. I'd make sure I have a stockpile of tea, always carry a little on me, and anytime Terrible Terry looked at me, I'd offer him some tea. And Terrible Terry would keep me alive because I have an endless supply of tea to which only I know the location. I also know my great grandmothers super secret recipie for battered fish. So I'm indespensible XD

[@Fraser142]

Trusting spiff is the first problem i dont know why but everytime i hear him he could tell me to walk off a cliff and i legit might do it because he sounds nice

[@epicburger902]

Im glad you started to play this game because i had just picked it up for the first time like a week before your first vid lol

[@volk_jager5611]

The best way to survive the apocalypse is to... Step 1: raid Yorkshire tea and acquire control over the tea distribution. Step 2: use the tea to start a crusade against all of the coffee drinkers Step 3: build a wall out of the corpses of coffee drinkers and live happily ever after with the remaining stockpile of tea

[@Mohawk52x]

"Hi my name is Gordon i've spent four years trying to be funny on the internet it hasn't gone very well" Made me cry from Laughing

[@MisterOfu]

I would be ready to do terrible things in order to survive the apocalypse. I'd start drinking coffee so the zombies would be too disgusted to touch me.

[@kingspilly4381]

21:45 "I can see the rabbits, George".

[@classicfrog80]

Spiff introduces Terrible Terry ... "And I took it personally"

[@ADB-zf5zr]

This is my 4th video (I skipped most of the first two, they were Coffee), and I have subscribed... Entertaining, amusing, and in parts hilarious... What more can I add.!

[@craftingnerf2593]

how to survive the zombie apocalypse 101 Step 1 be British if you are not British you'll die Step 2 find Spiff Step 3 don't get bit Step 4 Live forever thanks to Yorkshire tea

[@CluelessEvil]

Survive the apocalypse in Terry's position? yes. Survive in Terry's proximity? Nope

[@shabath]

I think illiterate is the worst of them all. You can work around small inventory and lack of senses, but not being able to read the skill books is a death sentence if you plan on playing more than a few hours.

[@cas3724]

Guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse: 1. Wear leather so you cant get bitten. 2. Get weapons that don't require ammo, or that have ammo you can make yourself. 3. Stay inside for like... maybe 2 months. By then all the zombies muscles will have decayed to nothing and the apocalypse will be over.

[@bnice1374]

Terry is just as like you or I in many ways "EXCLUDING" the fact that... all the things. I think it's safe to say that I'm just like Terry...

[@Acrophobia2]

The monologging reminds me of a Swagger Souls video!

[@jackduncan5977]

I liked comparing this to AA's video. Please do more.

[@calmacgregor7057]

Your videos have become an invaluable sleep aid to me. Something about you droning on monotonously in broken English really helps me drift off

[@FallaHanks]

Asthmatic and a chain smoker perfect combo

[@NotAGeySer]

I was surprised nurse was here Just found out about her and now I am really intrigued in Space Station 13 and Project Zomboid