CAN OFFLINETV CUT THE PERFECT HALF?

[@OfflineTV]

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[@dannyshimmy2443]

car

[@MrPivotRPG]

nah

[@mathiasnkristensen]

Uranium

[@Tetsuito]

World hunger.

[@Crispy_America]

I thought that based on the content of the video it would be 46% off

[@tanjohnmiguelp.2113]

Who knew cutting a piece of rice could be so dramatic LMAO

[@nickmilo932]

​@@Ryan-td6bd💀

[@luqdude]

I love how the one who benefited most from the swap was Syd LMAO

[@rachelpetrilli3477]

Deserved 😌 lmaooo

[@wushuallan]

Luigi strat

[@scar1175]

“this thing can cut metal but it doesn’t one tap an ethernet cable” i love john sm🤣 9:41

[@Farhan_the_Fatcat]

ikr? john is actually underrated imo! I love this guy's sense of humor alongside with Toast's goofy aah sarcasm xD

[@GerinoMorn]

"what is jaw alignment" xD

[@JohnGray-u7o]

A real valorant player

[@TheDarrak]

My Goat

[@Nutcruncher]

michael and john are like top of OTV for me ngl

[@reignbowzword]

*Scarra effortlessly cutting through the crocs* Scarra: Stop watching. Cut your shit. DAMN SCARRA LMFAO that's THE Don Scarra. It would have been cooler if they won that round tho --

[@nickmilo932]

And he cut PERFECTLY with a gun????? That's crazy

[@dsgalimba]

Kudos to Scarra for promptly passing the laser to Jodi as soon as Brodin clarified that only one person could use it.

[@akim126]

I assumed it was the texas in Scarra taking the gun.

[@aurelixie]

6:13 “soup boy!!” _”whyy ☹️”_ “oh.”

[@crowdcorecrew]

Sorry, can you explain?

[@Gatozparty]

Dude.. I remember u :00 did u used to comment on uh,.. *skeppy and bbh compilations per chance?*

[@aurelixie]

@@Gatozparty yooo you got me, i commented on a lot of skeppy’s vids & clips

[@DeakyWeaky]

scarra needs more love, hes so underrated as a partner

[@miloteeeeheee]

facts

[@___________________-_-_-_-_-]

my vote for this comment to get hearted:

[@1n4ctive]

scarra ia a cutie patootie

[@minkyist]

he should be my partner ;)

[@friedHigh]

he annoying

[@WXTHME]

10:39 john screaming gibberish with Toast and Syd looking at each other in sync knowing what they did is something out of a sitcom

[@karolmanzano539]

Reminds me of Marv from Home Alone 2 when he was about to get hit by another brick.

[@paulatienza6258]

5:25 Scarra: " I'm gonna take Yvonne" Yvonne: " Oh my god, I'm picked first that never happens" The cutest thing🎉

[@blasboise5613]

John doing an idle animation at 16:52 has me rolling 😂

[@yashrandad7]

I hadn’t noticed it hahaha

[@chibble]

33:41 Jodi waving bye isn't a thing I knew I needed until this moment 🥺

[@prq2361]

its too cute right???

[@mistahoody]

keep it in your pants

[@tubesockromance]

Too damn cute.

[@Dvmor_]

Jodi’s little “bye“ at the end was adorable 😭

[@ffll8427]

she's too good looking man

[@alext6933]

​@ffll8427 lol that shirt is nice 😂

[@iceblaster071]

@@ffll8427 she busty af 🥵

[@bigtable]

shes so gorgeous

[@IsaiahCelloBrown]

Jodi was so cute in this video. It made me violent.

[@tealblue137]

Sydney is genuinely so gorgeous! Her makeup, hair, everything slays. Stunning

[@rachelpetrilli3477]

Alwayssssss she is the best

[@chairofthebored]

They all good lookin fr this is like the perfect example of the diff types of attractive: Sydney: beautiful and statuesque, Yvonne: cute, Jodi: sexy and ofc the guys are just all good looking in their own ways too

[@cow3948]

SHES SO GORGEOUS!!!

[@grim9690]

right?? she was totally glowing this video, i could not stop staring at her lol

[@Ori_fr]

15:17 John has been outed for using Avocado Bodywash 😆

[@splashpanda03]

jodi got no brakes in her mouth

[@rachelpetrilli3477]

Na because she DOESNT like the flavor 😂😂😂😂😂 too funny though

[@nickmilo932]

But she's been saying that ever since before John

[@cyke5793]

​@@nickmilo932goated grim salvo pfp 🫡

[@nickmilo932]

@@cyke5793 🤝🏼🗿

[@michellerabey6637]

9:57 The IMMEDIATE pan over with the camera had me laughing so hard!

[@danielsilver1244]

29:06 Yvonne's happy dance and Yoshi yell is so adorable

[@theproshredderyt5885]

I almost thought it was more of a toad scream lmaooo

[@kharnatebeer]

Toast getting perplexed by Sydney losing every round and winning. His brain melted along with the ice sculpture.

[@usageunit]

27:28 Evon has exactly the right idea here. The balancing point tells you exactly where to cut it. That's how balance works.

[@rachelpetrilli3477]

She put the protective glasses on, and she was a field scientist that round 😂

[@nickmilo932]

Then proceeded to swing that axe with the strength of a 2 year old

[@annoy4nce648]

I mean, not quite correct, because balancing point is determined by torque, so having a large mass at the end of one side but close to the centre on the other side would influence the balance point, but the perfect cutting point would be the same. But considering that most of the things they were cutting had relatively equal weight distribution across the two halves, it would likely give relatively accurate results.

[@lurac5710]

@@annoy4nce648 Iil bro did NOT get taught Ham Sandwich theorem

[@annoy4nce648]

@@lurac5710 I mean, you're right, I didn't. But after a quick google search, I fail to see how that's relevant here?

[@ffll8427]

sometimes the "less spectacular" videos can be the best ones. i fucking loved this 10/10

[@YoursTruly78887]

Syd Toast & Jodi is a legendary squad up... Two happy functional adults taking care of an awkward emotionally distressed partial mute that has occasional sassy funnies 🥰 theyre adorable

[@treatergol5086]

0:56 Jodi: you're my perfect half😊😊😊 Syd: 😨🤮

[@NT-gq1pv]

every german right now when they saw the first few second "WTF Schlag den Henssler?!!""

[@oh_dannyboyd6881]

I thought it was an ad at first, I had to restart 😂😂

[@Draxorino]

Second thought, what are those Prezels, thats not Brezel color.

[@lomiango]

After that the next thing that surprised me was that they used grams and not cup-spoon-feet-ounces or sth.

[@mimisezlol]

​@@lomiango ounces are too big, and imperial doesn't have a good system for making units smaller. It does use the mega- prefix for bigger quantities, but not centi- or deci-. Source: engineering school. American engineering students have to know both measurement systems.

[@lomiango]

@@mimisezlol but they are no engineering students but a bunch of influencers.

[@chalandlerbong217]

Toast yelling and getting frustrated at Yvonne will never get old

[@neohamsters]

25:42 a zero delta using a carnival gun from a distance is unreal!

[@bazzo-710]

I love John, genuinely one of the funniest OTV members

[@glidersuzuki5572]

John is the best member

[@flashyturnip7730]

This is the most animated I've ever seen Toast. I wonder what he's doing to have so much energy 😇

[@ZeroFate643]

He's fully recovered from the concussion

[@juniper3495]

cocaine

[@callmecat2318]

working out

[@cow3948]

boxing really did a number on him

[@crowdcorecrew]

Dating miyoung

[@AppleJaqi]

Ok but Syd's lil training shesh with Yvonne was the sweetest lil cut away🍬

[@anika2784]

not even a minute in and john and jodi are already being cringe 😭😭 (i love them tho)

[@seriouslyscared2912]

Got a bet running rn someone’s gonna this misinterpret and get angy

[@anika2784]

@@seriouslyscared2912 THATS WHY I SAID I LOVE THEM LMFAOO 💀 i was hella scared of that

[@aakarshsajeev5224]

Toast looks so happy and active in the video.

[@George_vv]

21:40 They need some ear protection for the toxic fumes.

[@Thesmus]

lol

[@alvrarhyaf1936]

I need solid 10 second to understand the reference lol

[@IvoryLoaf]

@@alvrarhyaf1936its from the soapbox racing when yvonne was wearing ear protection despite the fact she was handling fumes

[@alvrarhyaf1936]

@@IvoryLoaf yeah, I know

[@Tigertown84]

John combining Big Lebowski and Monsters Inc. into one reference was the highlight of my day.

[@mcsy98]

The fact that there was one point where Scarra cut something so perfectly that both parts weighed exactly the same, and another point where both teams’ cut parts had the exact same difference is actually insane.

[@despitedeimos1709]

you're telling me scarra cut a poster in half perfectly with a gun and he's still single?

[@SilverSpectre266]

A cutting video without Lily and Michael...smart choice

[@thetrustysidekick3013]

The stink face at the beginning was perfect, Sydney.

[@TheDuckOfAllDucks]

This day just got 100% better

[@bigfin20]

the production prep for this is crazy

[@royd209]

sydney is so pretty holy shit

[@veldoraaaa]

😵‍💫😖

[@kenabaloyan8798]

Who's alt account is this?

[@Gatozparty]

I want her so bad 😍😍😍

[@TheDeviIDogg]

Whoever came up with this idea is absolutely a sibling that was told to share a lot as a kid

[@lemon-ur3bj]

4:15 yvonne saying she's got two knobs here while scarra and toast are behind her giving (un)helpful advice is poetic cinema

[@jayzntps]

Sydney is so real for this one 0:54

[@LeonnPont]

27:55 yvonne swinging that hatchet as if she is hitting it with a pool noodle has me rolling

[@GoingGink]

The hell did Jodi say about the taste of an avocado???

[@chuchu6086]

Ikr, I had to pause for a second to process it

[@jacky79322]

i mean...shes not wrong lol

[@galroli]

I mean I can't confirm or deny it

[@weweremadeofstardust]

didnt jodi also say that mushrooms (or was it eggplant) tasted like d!ck i dont think we should be surprised

[@HPGLUCKY1]

So what’s a not so clean one and dirty one taste like 🤣

[@NoOne-ih8mc]

I love toast just eating soup

[@KarinaRadkin]

Ugh Jodi's outfits are so cute, I need that shirt she's wearing

[@OmerFlame]

dude i've been watching OTV the entire day and suddenly they give me MORE CONTENT

[@TheKlostoepsel]

never have i ever thought of seeing a "schlag den raab/star" clip in an offlinetv video

[@sacktea1325]

Syd's fit game is absolutely killing it oh my gosh

[@theasianhood7301]

11:12 i was not ready for Mario and Sonic at the 2010 Winter Olympic Games music start playing lol

[@cow3948]

10:38 syd and toast lookin like two kids hiding their mischief

[@strangewatermelon97]

Sydney just casually teaching Yvonne how to lift while they wait for Jodi to finish her challenge😂

[@Tsuraga21]

Saw the title and immediately remembered a german dude perfectly cut a pretzel in half, watch the first few seconds, it was the exact vid i was thinking of. was fucking delighted. 10/10

[@briannaleung8433]

this is an insanely well-produced video

[@duhitzbiaa]

finally, after 2 weeks of rewatching old videos, Offline posts one after im done work 😩🗣️

[@average_genshin_enjoyer]

i cant be the only one who found it so cute when sydney was teaching yvonne the exercise thing

[@sacboirefachero2549]

4:45 IS THAT AN TITANFALL 2 SOUNDTRACK?!?!!?!!??? for the guy who put this over here: MAN YOU ARE A LEGEND PLIS MARRY ME!!!

[@xkiruo]

Yvonne’s little celebration at 29:03 was the cutest 😂 Edit: at 33:00 too lmao

[@darksorc4212]

@Dunois thanks for putting in all the Nier music, I appreciated the Song of the Ancients, Copied City, and Emil’s Theme!

[@quack803]

bro the sudden FFVII prelude at 24:30 just brough me a truck load of nostalgia and I love it

[@eduardocornejo2903]

So many great moments in this video. Some great ones by Sydney!

[@maxiodaso]

I just love John's personality, great energy

[@missoverlord]

John and Jodi are the same person. Both trying to cut things the complicated way (John with the pretzel and her with the avocado.) 😂

[@MaeveRojas-el7si]

YASSSSS ANOTHER VID CANT BELIEVE I GOT HERE THIS EARLY, SUCH AN HONOR!

[@dandream1021]

I love the fact that I can chronologically understand when the videos were filmed because of Jodie 's hairstyle

[@maxpower7992]

No one loving the big Lebowski joke John did I was dying 😂

[@SageO6PathzGON]

I LEGIT WENT TO THE OTV PAGE YESTERDAY SAYING "have i missed a vid??? why havent i seen otv on my timeli.... A MONTH????? i mean it should be any day now right...." AND HERE WE ARE!!! 🥺

[@joebob43]

The transitions were so smooth, sheeeeesh. More of that in future videos please and thanks.

[@Cyphco]

Never thought i'd see Henssler in the beginning of a OTV Video

[@JonasM0r.]

Isn't that a German Show. I know Schlag den Raab.

[@Cyphco]

@@JonasM0r. Yeah after Raab left from the Public eye they had Henssler take over for a bit and after that it just became "Schlag den Star" with random celebs

[@Awwi2]

@@Cyphcoactually schlag den Star existed before that, even during raab still being there. Also they tried a few people before Henssler.

[@likenahbro]

The godfrey second phase music at the start already got me sitting up from my bed to watch whatever this is.

[@misfortune5091]

They know they couldn't trust Michael or Lily with the laser.

[@loumenad]

That little Halo melody in their when toast first starts to lineup his cut on the pretzel was chefs kiss.

[@payki.plays24]

20:51 that scream was on repeat like more than 10 times for me my gawd 😂

[@Scandic45]

As always when i see John and Jodi together i can't stop myself with a "AWWWW they are soo cute!!"

[@Versith]

Hell yeah, that gameshow was my childhood. Love to see your adaptation

[@Lucky3nd]

33:08 "Goes to show who you surround yourself with" Me: "and how you take advantage"

[@medbtt7]

6:31 love that yvonne pic lol

[@hanakoisbestgirl4752]

Sydney's reaction to the cringe "youre my perfect half" was fantastic

[@BumiOG]

3:12 Love the Halo Theme there

[@TheboyKimmy]

“It cant one tap an ethernet cable” got me rollin

[@Pad.D.B]

We got "Schlag den Henssler" in an offlinetv video before GTA6 💀

[@crimsoneclipse0618]

Scarra getting an exact half ysing a gun is amazing

[@HeisenbergFam]

That intro is more dramatic than K-dramas/Indian dramas

[@rachelpetrilli3477]

Jodi slowly lasering ‘at least it’s a nice day out’ lolol

[@sgallegos702]

Avocado tastes like what????? 15:26 😂

[@cronus-kumo]

"Ohhh wow, look at these pretzels!" Meanwhile my german heart dying internally by 1. the way they are twisted and 2. their color 💀

[@krishnadrabla1485]

5:12 SCARRA STRAIGHT UP SAID I WANT SID!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@lovelyender]

the shot of john solemnly inspecting the bone only to go EEWWAUFUAUFHA :((( two seconds later is comedy gold

[@LokiLiesGod]

So... John tastes like avocado, huh?

[@huskieeeee]

Toast feels so happy in this video

[@MrSimpsondennis]

ngl, Jade looking lit, especially with that laser, got those Marvel Superhero vibes at that bit

[@marburpgaming6392]

18:17 code lyoko cadic tune, you think we wouldnt notice, we have to reset it all boys

[@aceg6547]

I thought I was the only one who caught that!

[@VictorAkimMotoliniaGuzman]

I knew I wasn't crazy, I went like "Wtf? I know that sound"

[@iamaglutton]

They should actually keep teams consistent so there will be some sort of rivalry going on lol

[@AxelFlame47]

courage telling Muriel the scariest shit known to man : 10:38

[@thyrzaa]

So unrelated to the video but Sydney's outfit is SOOO fire

[@jamesmcandrews5687]

No way there isn't a single person talking about how they just casually borrowed a bat from shohei ohtani

[@benelson12]

I'm gonna assume john's body wash has avocado in it lol

[@Angel-oj4zs]

"whoever jumps in the pool first wins!!", "go jump" was sooo funnnyyyy

[@goroshia300]

32:56 John 😭😭

[@emoswaginkafos9526]

May best man win “I will” - Scarra