Can't Abscond, Bro! (Homestuck - Beatdown Round 2 Remix)

[@cassidymcconnell7536]

KZbin glitched out on me, and I wasn't able to switch off of this video without closing the tab entirely. Literally couldn't abscond, bro.

[@64-bit6]

Oof

[@mymble3367]

BWAHAHAHGGA

[@darlinqq_]

GAHAHHAHA HELP

[@eevee_awsom2631]

me when i cant abscond:

[@loganbird]

JAJAJJAA

[@nerdorama009]

Bro: I sell bro pain and bro pain accessories.

[@ricejenkins4973]

Bro pain accessories would include the glasses lmao

[@misery_shun]

@@ricejenkins4973 *bro glasses/shades

[@Kritzomega]

Can't abcond bro

[@bomes2084]

some lit _bropane_

[@TysonForReal]

@@bomes2084 *stfu

[@superego160]

HELL YEAH PERFECT MUSIC TO TRAUMATIZE A CHILD TO

[@Pussmister]

Nobody: My parents: oh....this sounds fucking nice *proceeds to neglect me*

[@theharvinator]

@@Pussmister your everywhere dood

[@Homestuckfan413]

absolutely perfect for child abuse ong, im gonna beat my kids to death with this in the bg frfr

[@Rolithius]

YES! HE TAUGHT HIM HOW TO BE COOL

[@leeisme2959]

When your teacher tries to collect your homework and your not done with it

[@thealmightypooch4270]

Echo 466 oh we're doing this teach. We're making this fukking happening!!

[@acrux1918]

[S] Student: Abscond

[@robotbirdcat4867]

Can't Abscond Bro!!

[@bradleyhinton9104]

You're

[@CELLI12E]

thought you're was like "You are" pft xd

[@incineration-henry4560]

*child abuse intensifies*

[@waheey]

NO

[@iincandescentt]

omFg

[@10kgoree53]

SHGCLISKHRBF;ARIYHVB;AIERY

[@bomes2084]

daAAAAaAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAaaaaaaAVe nOOoOoOooOoOoOo

[@lonney8664]

MNMMNNNMNM

[@JudgeBeefd]

This sounds like Dave and Vriska are having a sick Strife

[@CovenentXXXElite]

I had similar thoughts when I heard it too, made me think of Bro vs Mindfang

[@ndJssFlurt]

Vriska/Mindfang won.

[@professionalsleeper6281]

@@ndJssFlurt but consider 1.can mindfang cut an asteroid in half 2.can vriska move faster than the eye can track And most importantly... 3. Anime shades I digress

[@ndJssFlurt]

@@professionalsleeper6281 But the Serkets all have one thing in common: *Mind controlling powers* .

[@professionalsleeper6281]

@@ndJssFlurt the mind control has its limits tho as she cant control strong willed individuals directly. Example, terezi. Besides dirk has that now too.

[@GraniteVEVO]

as soon as the megalovania kicked in, it took me a minute to realize it was ACTUALLY in the song and i wasnt imagining it

[@pinkwafers2157]

😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮c😢. 😢😮c😮😢cc 😢😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮ghetto and 😮😮vyyyy 😮😮😢😢v😢but we will get there one way and bthe bbest bway bis b😮😮😮😮😮back in a year and we can do better for our own good for our own sake no one is gonna get it all the way 😮😮back home 😮😮😮b😮😮😮v😮😮😮b😮😮v😮v😮😮very valid but i think it’s better than that to have to go back home and be a member to the people that we are in our community for and we love to support in our own country we love to see the world we are in the best place we are so grateful to have them and so grateful to have a good friend to see you guys always be safe always and we love and i love and support each and everyone is always there are so happy to be here if we are so happy and happy and proud to have such an awesome person always happy birthday and thank in the end i hope to be there are so happy for us all my heart ♥️ and love to hear from us to see each day we will always love and i hope you are the best of wwe w all the love in the universe always and and always and forever and ever for us to have be together forever and 😊

[@madziko56]

Why do I imagine Bro and Sans having the coolest fight ever lmao

[@danielbenavides8287]

that... gives me an idea....

[@8pierrot89]

two older brothers..... 🤔

[@ATOMICITnuuke]

Sans getting cookef

[@danielbenavides8287]

@@ATOMICITnuuke i think it'd be quite the fight tbh, don't wanna start a war tho.

[@ATOMICITnuuke]

@@danielbenavides8287 ye but like I don't think of a way sans can win like Bro is much faster than the human sans getting cooked (good night)

[@fabriziopinedo2030]

THIS was the reason i read homestuck

[@moondrop11]

the child abuse?

[@fabriziopinedo2030]

@@moondrop11 no the bomb ass soundtrack bro

[@moondrop11]

@@fabriziopinedo2030 oh yeah same and the child abuse too

[@moss_fetttt]

I WARNED YOU ABOUT MEGALOVANIA MOTIFS BRO!!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!

[@autisticTreadmilleater]

listened to this a LOT back in 2023 and forgot how good it is like dude you burnt the fuckin pan while cooking

[@MenxiGoblinQueen]

this is the theme song you listen to when you train to BE anime

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

Bro-dirk knew he wouldn't be long, so he made his bro the most anime he could be. Then John pulls a full on anime with retcon

[@temporalCaster]

@@craytherlaygaming2852 let's not forget that Jade also pulled a even bigger anime with the 3 year time skip

[@waterPsychiatrist]

"Okay Google, can you play Can't Abscond Bro?

[@smackeroon688]

This the most Homestuck song I've heard since Dance Stab Dance. Nice.

[@0vercastliz]

this is Dave and Aradia's time player anthem

[@brynmcc7541]

Sometimes I wonder if I am the only soul in this fandom who ships that

[@Pussmister]

@@brynmcc7541 They would be super cute and have alot in common, if not a couple, they would still be besties. I will die on this hill.

[@Squibbo0000]

@@Pussmister read homestuck 2

[@justswift5369]

@@Squibbo0000 homestuck 2 doesn't exist because if I acknowledge it exists for too long it hurts me

[@boydivision666]

@@brynmcc7541 i think they'd be cute moirails tbh !! ^^

[@danielbenavides8287]

6 years later this song is still a straight banger, what a legendary one.

[@mothsolotl]

Aradia and Dave fight in a legendary Timestrife!

[@BUGFlower413]

Or Dave and Aradia fighting a legendary Timestrife agains LE or Caliborn (so x3 time Strife)

[@apatheticAstronaut]

"How long can you move in stopped time?"

[@_vlpin]

Great song to remember to how awesome Bro was

[@kitkatmuffin]

I never knew I needed Megalobeatdown until now

[@Baleish]

I'm glad to have seen this rose to popularity as fast as it has. This remix is pretty damn amazing and I hope I'll meet standards like these some time. So, seriously, nice job.

[@kuwabara6891]

Thanks man! Your stuff is way better already though imo

[@Baleish]

Oh, man I'd never think of someone like you to say that, seriously, thanks!

[@eltiolavara9]

hehe ROSE to popularity . that pun sucked holy shit

[@dhc612]

@@eltiolavara9 I love how there is just this nice interaction between two content creators and then I scroll down and I there's just a fucking rose pun

[@wildfire9280]

@@dhc612 I’m traumatized

[@charlotte4473]

My god the megaman X guitar is great holy crap

[@homicidalmuffin9063]

2:05 scratches my brain so good. I wish there was a whole song like it.

[@АртемЛысенко-щ5ф]

"umm, its acktshually called megalovania🤓🤓🤓"

[@danielbenavides8287]

@@АртемЛысенко-щ5ф LOL

[@JoshuaZablin]

@@АртемЛысенко-щ5ф bro took every measure to ensure his sarcasm was clear

[@kirill9064]

@@АртемЛысенко-щ5ф megalovania is at 3:05

[@Iamg1004]

Dunno if you're still searching, but listen to the LISA the Painful soundtrack, there are some songs there that should definitely scratch the itch.

[@thevoidfish]

when i read the megalovania comments i was expecting a little snippet like there was at 2mins in. it was not lmao

[@kxarmic]

3:09

[@the_solomon_sage8431]

When you open a pack of gum/bag of chips and don't want to share...

[@eeiskindamusical.7091]

Love how it sounds like mechanical movement towards the middle.

[@sapphicseas0451]

my favorite part

[@elisabethvictoria5324]

every now and then i just come back to this bc it's pure serotonin

[@luffytard7512]

Can't abscond the meglovania motifs, bro!

[@sapphicseas0451]

My favorite part is the mechanical noises around half way through

[@mike-zh4sy]

nautical nightmare was an interesting choice, i rly like this

[@sapphicseas0451]

where?

[@landycandy2753]

this is literally the best remix ive heard in forever good job!

[@kuwabara6891]

Thanks, I'm glad people like it!

[@LaughDonk]

Someone commented on the original saying "child abuse Anime edition" if that's anime edition this is The Manga

[@D1rkStr1derReal]

omg, when's the movie coming?

[@haliquinn7008]

3:11 wait no-

[@yesyes2736]

3:09 neuron activation begins

[@danielbenavides8287]

i just imagine the " n u e r o n a c t i v a t i o n " monkey every time i hear the word "neuron".

[@gaegrlgayming]

Megalovania starts: *INSTANT FLASHBACKS TO THAT OTHER SICK FIRE*

[@nimblebruhman2735]

just gonna say this song is all that got me through several long homework sessions on only a couple hours of sleep so thanks for that

[@IronicEquius]

I deadass use this song to crunch on assignments. Doing it rn actually

[@FiSH-iSH]

i certainly wasnt expecting to hear a nautical nightmare motif in this, but here we are.

[@Smogelore]

Ah, those sweet sweet sounds of gamejam-refined surströmming. Can't get enough of em.

[@kuwabara6891]

They really never get old do they

[@Crimncoly]

Genuinely an amazing remix, it goes insanely crankin' hard

[@TheTattoodmama]

The only thing I can think of is a potential bro vs Dave rematch flash. God I want that so bad.

[@GhostlyKawaii]

This is literally the best remix of Beatdown, you deserve so many more views!! Keep up the great stuff!!

[@kuwabara6891]

Thank you, I will!

[@Azzar19]

wow, this is absolutely amazing! good work!

[@kuwabara6891]

Thank you very much!

[@BluFactory816]

THis is legit one of the best homestuck remixes ive ever listened to.

[@dio8451]

This... needs to be more popular. Godly remix, my friend.

[@ecto6247]

Holy shit, this, this is amazing

[@mihael64]

I think I just uncovered a goldmine of amazing content and music

[@nikonikoknees4488]

The irony here is imesurable

[@mynameismud8596]

It's freakin' awesome! Keep it up :::; )

[@shchmntks]

Kriloqueen Jesus you're everywhere

[@kusakage1266]

can't BACK DOWN!!!

[@averyevans5589]

megalovania hit me like a sack of bones

[@kozzio4781]

i come back and listen to this a lot, it's really good

[@goldend791]

That's the face of someone who died countless times in alternative realities

[@callieohpeee9068]

*hold up-*

[@stoplookingatthisyougleepy]

Ik im late But he doesn’t have a face

[@goldend791]

​@@stoplookingatthisyougleepy that's what dirk would say as you fight him in the final staircase at the end of understuck genocide route

[@Nova-jw6ju]

I like how people think its funny to just throw megalovania into the middle of a song. Like, guys, Toby Fox was waaay ahead of you

[@Pussmister]

..........lmao.......anyways-

[@embryodemocracy1275]

Fuckin toby worked on the song m8

[@tiki2931]

who ask

[@mihael64]

Lmao yea, no need to add it when it's already been added

[@ferfluuxxxd2218]

This is a gewd remix, u need more views ;-;

[@kuwabara6891]

Thanks man!

[@ovidiulupan1786]

dude this is godlike

[@earthlyecho2399]

Listening this while playing to age of calamity makes everything seem more intense

[@altwheatleymf]

gud

[@srobin5307]

ye

[@megamani547]

Wow when that synth guitar hit, damn that’s a throwback

[@SciSenkra]

this has been STUCK in my head all day and i love it, the addition of megalovania makes it even better, reminds me of the track Strider8ite on soundcloud (found this track that way btw)

[@Error0101]

Sci Senkra Guess you could say that it's been HOMEstuck in your head

[@andrelobox]

an ecxelent song to listen to when HOME

[@WhoTookGum]

The megalo was like a jumpscare

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

Reminder that Dirk in pesterquest owns 3 theme songs

[@CrossbredManiac]

The transition to 3/4 got me feelin all 😩💀 So damn smooth

[@andreacofini101]

i just imagined the coolest fucking fight between everyone (the alpha and beta trolls,the alpha and beta kids and also dave's bro, rose's mom jade's grandpa and john's father) versus lord english HOLY FUCK SHIT

[@mike-zh4sy]

Ic0f1n 83 thats just captain america civil war stupid

[@andreacofini101]

XD

[@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy]

So all the trolls, all the kids, and the B1 guardians. What about the B2 guardians?

[@AK19204]

This is a very epic remix, however it seems that I'm three years too late

[@af3897]

This is some dope asf fanart, wish i could find the creator on ig or twitter

[@CookieFonster]

this is awesome

[@flufftroopers1197]

The song that might play when you can't abscond bro

[@Juniper_Rose]

Okay hear me out. End of HS² [S] Striders: Strife

[@apatheticAstronaut]

Strifeders

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

no one strifes like the striders stride strife

[@randomadventurer695]

I hear the nicely added megaman x screen select theme in there. Nicely done

[@zadock8658]

I have no idea about this game's existence, But I love this killer music! I love fast paced, adrenaline pumping music.

[@mchaggins3294]

It’s actually a webcomic! The soundtrack has so many video game sounding songs, if you like this there’s a lot of similar sounding ones on the soundtrack!

[@zadock8658]

@@mchaggins3294 Is it the same one that uses megalovania?

[@kaishakat2741]

@@zadock8658 ya

[@zadock8658]

@@kaishakat2741 OK, thanks

[@PascalvandenBos]

This is totally dynamite in a handbag rad as fuck bro, i really gotta step up the jam game

[@heatherecholls3764]

I love the child abuse national anthem.

[@coreypatton6290]

Well, I hope this gets more known.

[@historia2437]

This is the best sounding child abuse ever!!!!

[@noxrockin5744]

feels like a crime that this song isnt on spotify

[@TangyNick11]

Why is this amazing

[@SmartAlec1]

I'm so happy this got the attention it deserves!

[@rynnex]

When this starts to play you know your about to have a beatdown.

[@haroldmillerHMCL]

This would totally work as end credits music for an Act 3/4 movie.

[@apollonotjustice5975]

this is perfect

[@eerieUnderground]

this remix is awesome holy shit

[@pacificstarm3127]

how isnt this famous.... dayum

[@antoniovilar63]

it ain't famous 'cuz people hate Homestuck for no reason.

[@Unclaimed_Username]

Dave and Aradia have a little fight on the meteor for no particular reason. The whole thing takes seconds of local time and an hour of relative time as a Maid and Knight fight between the particles of dust kicked up.

[@windows7_lite]

megaman vibing

[@olmo7177]

It sounds as if UltimateSelf Dirk and Aradia where fighting!

[@anathemaroswell3825]

hehe the robot noises are the best to rhyme to

[@quantifiedamalgamation]

watching this at 413,612 views am i the chosen one?

[@eden6159]

You are Anakin

[@antoniovilar63]

i think the true Homestuck are the friends we made along the away.

[@ashlynseaton6324]

*casually kins a child of this man's abuse :)*

[@Pussmister]

Genuine question: why do you kin him?

[@blackmesasweetvoice]

i kin dave dirk and bro i kin all of them orz

[@scentlessapprentice626]

shut up

[@Ekan_Creations]

damn. 5 years later. very sick! fucking banger…. mind if me and my friends use this in a mspfa comic? with full cred given

[@Scoutette]

THE STAIRS BRO, I'M TELLING YOU IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[@honeysstar]

The New Most Under Rated Song On KZbin...

[@MinionBana]

Amazing remix of Beatdown

[@IWADsarecool]

WHY IS THERE A MEGALOVANIA MOTIF

[@peixesFishy]

You know why :3

[@mell7249]

WARNED YOU ABOUT MEGALOVANIA BRO!! TOLD YOU DOG!!

[@antoniovilar63]

@@mell7249 IT IKKEPS [S] RISING UP

[@SayoLoopOctopus]

2:08 sounds familiar

[@bazoinker]

3:10

[@Ihavemorestuff]

i dig this riff

[@zestyalmonds]

Woa, this is pretty neat

[@volkanik3070]

song that plays when you give a child ptsd

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

Oh I can abscond

[@srirachasteve3511]

was that some nautical nightmare i heard in there? great remix either way

[@sea_sand]

Is that megolovania I hear

[@sjl057]

Beatdown Round 2 DX