Can The Collector Afford The Collection? | Foot the Bill - The Collection (2012)

[@rustiharris6776]

Hi! Mortuary worker and body preservationist here! Looking at the specimins, they immediately rang a different bell to me- they look like the bodies in Body Worlds! That would mean they could actually be in water, because they're already preserved by a different method altogether- plastination! That would actually make it MORE expensive, though... most labs charge around $13,000 USD per body processed in such a way... but he could, in theory, have done it himself.

[@bmo14lax]

Is this a field that is easy to get into for work?

[@danwhite3224]

​@@bmo14lax It's a dying business...

[@conkcreet1344]

Honestly knowing the process and seeing it in a museum im surprised it doesnt cost more

[@bmo14lax]

@@danwhite3224 😮‍💨

[@melliethemortician]

@@bmo14laxdepends on 1. Who you know and 2. Where you live. Im a licensed Mortician and certified cremation worker and I went to college for 3yrs to get my degree in Mortuary Science only bc i had no family connections so I had to start from nothing. Meanwhile if you know someone in the business you can start an apprenticeship and learn from them before getting your license/certification and hands on will only take 6mo-1yr. If youre very new you can also apply for jobs at hospitals as a Morgue Assistant bc you dont need a license to clean the bodies, do paperwork & transfer the bodies to the coroner or funeral home.

[@why3095]

"Collect3D" and then "The CollectIVe" is a 10/10 joke and callback.

[@TheArtofKAS]

At this point, we are just waiting

[@funnydude447]

Better than the actual title of the upcoming third movie, which is apparently called "The Collected"

[@TheArtofKAS]

@funnydude447 not the worst title honestly for the Third movie. Now I'm wondering what the fourth movie would actually be called

[@sarebear1800]

I don't think I'll ever get tired of "Character Name- you remember Character Name"

[@clementinedanger]

I can't believe I Forgot About Dre

[@elhopper3735]

@@sarebear1800 it’s like his own little video signature😂

[@Penguinmanereikel]

@@elhopper3735along with "character name - that's character name"

[@chromasus9983]

With the common reactions of "I do!" "I don't, actually!" "..Should I remember Character Name?"

[@Kitteh.B]

My favorite is "JOOOOHHHHN [InsertReferenceToCurrentIP]ERRRRRR!"

[@havendotcom]

"Well, I talked to god, and we determined it's either heroin or meth." We're gonna have to bring back ROFL because I am Rolling On the Floor Laughing

[@alexn5743]

I was more surprised there actually is some data set for such prices by year.

[@elhopper3735]

@@alexn5743 if he wasn’t on a watchlist before, he definitely is now. Looking up heroin street prices😂

[@colinthemarines3567]

This has genuinely become one of my favorite series on YT, it hits the perfect balance of oddly fascinating and humorous.

[@bmo14lax]

Same.... before I clicked i said JOOOOHHHNNN COLLLEECTORRR

[@boolranch6755]

NEEDS MILLIONS OF VIEWS DESERVES BILLIONS TBH SAW THIS ON PATREON GOTTA SEE AGAIN

[@TheArtofKAS]

This plus 1000000

[@iwanderkinderen6790]

i love how they got told they needed younger actors so younger people would watch and basically killed them all at the beginning of the movie

[@brickch4pel]

I love how you genuinely celebrate what clusterfucks these movies are. There is a place in the world for them and no one can tell me otherwise

[@pyrrhastarnes8976]

Hi! Tarantula keeper here to weigh in on the charging for spiders! At a glance those appear to be texas tan tarantulas, the movie is a little dark but that's my best bet. Assuming he's a tarantula hobbyist like myself and wants his tarantulas to last, those are likely females (they could be males also though, you can't tell for sure unless you examine their molt) They seem to be about 3 inches each by comparison to his hand size. In theory he could have raised them to that size? But that makes the charges a lot more complicated because he needs enclosures and feeder insects for literal years so I'd say he just bought them at that size. That would go in the range of 120-150 dollars, plus shipping. If they're males that probably knocks 75 bucks off this price but males do not live very long. The question is really whether the collector wants a cheap tarantula army or a tarantula army that will last

[@pyrrhastarnes8976]

That's per tarantula btw. 120-150 per tarantula.

[@havendotcom]

Alternate theory: he just Collected them

[@Shark-Fist]

Considering how into spiders the Collector is, would it be feasible for him to have bred them himself? If so, you could probably get away with just charging him for a male and a female

[@ey-te1jx]

They're not actually that dangerous right? I always thought it would've been way scarier if he dumped a jar of black widow spiders into the air ducts 😂

[@srahhh]

@@ey-te1jx Could Henry Creel afford Stranger Things season 4?

[@bluevioletandlilac]

Arkin's literally one of the best horror movie protagonists out there. Smart, practical, not afraid to fuck shit up or take revenge. Seriously underrated.

[@bradleycalkins394]

I had to rewatch the section on preservatives because it was just so funny that the Collector managed to spend 5 times as much on preservatives as the rest of his lair combined.

[@JelzSmellz]

the man somehow set up a razor combine on a powered track in a club (was the club his? should we count real estate?) but gallons of liquid is the thing that puts him in the impossible tier.

[@srahhh]

"Hi, body preservationist here" "Hi, tarantula keeper here" You have the best audience lol

[@thatone452]

This has become the perfect counterpart to The Kill Count.

[@sumspring4112]

Honestly, Zoran would be a perfect guest for this show!

[@havendotcom]

Same!! Very similar vibes.

[@elhopper3735]

@@sumspring4112 I think he’d love this show actually 😂

[@TheIronMoose]

Crossover for dollars per kil

[@andreareventon]

It’s be a slightly different format but you could do a Foot the Bill based on Book of Henry, since we see exactly how much money the main character withdraws for her elaborate expensive plan and as such there’s already a hard ceiling for the costs. Could be fun.

[@roonkolos]

That'd be cool Makes it go from figuring out the budget to figuring out if they stayed in budget! I like that idea

[@lilschlagen]

I was doing some quick mental math to get a rough estimate on the preservative fluid before you could say it and was dying from laughter when I rounded up to a million 😂

[@HogsInMaeAynis]

Love the John _____ meme applies so well here

[@Toadyzoe]

I love how the comments of your videos are always filled with people from all kinds of different occupations weighing in with their super niche knowledge - its so interesting!!

[@austinluther5825]

Right? Mortuary scientist, tarantula enthusiast, we have some really cool people here.

[@arbington]

The main reason I remember these films is that when I was younger, I saw the trailer for this one, and for the first time a horror movie didn’t look scary, just absurd. The Collection is simply too ridiculous to be very frightening.

[@TheAntiSanta]

Once you learn to watch Horror movies for the absurdity, you'll open up a whole new world of madness. Just going into these for getting frightened really limits how many you can enjoy.

[@CerebralSupport]

Thats the best part about it

[@robjsmiles]

There's an art of subtlety to keeping horror movies, well, horrifying. Damien Leone talks about it in his interviews about the Terrifier 2 and 3 movies, how he tries to keep from going too over the top while still pushing the envelope. Still laughed a lot in Terrifier 3 but that's just me.

[@Zachaboyman]

When you first did The Collector, I saw so many comments abt how crazy The Collection was gonna be. I didn't think it would get as stupid as immediately bringing out The Combine Harvester Of Overhead Doom. Also yes I am watching it on YT after catching the vid on Patreon because you deserve the numbers 😤❤️

[@khill64]

The Always Sunny cuts bring me joy every time 😂

[@srahhh]

"Ooh..... Magoo never made that mistake." 🤣

[@bmo14lax]

"And her dad....shooter McGavin." Thank you for that

[@LarrySmokeProductions]

You should have John Doe Foot the Bill from Seven

[@kittenarcader]

It’s on my list, and not just because I get to scream the name JOHN again

[@TeeJayRivers]

@@kittenarcader JOOOOOOOHN DOE! Numberphile!

[@LarrySmokeProductions]

@@kittenarcader it's gonna be a bill for the ages

[@legodragon1999]

I do project management work for a manufacturing company and was absolutely floored at the cost the Collector (Collectioner?) would have to incur for every purchase in this movie. A million dollars could get you: - An industrial filtration system without installation costs, or... - 2-4 bucket loaders (depending on if used or new), or... - A dozen rough terrain forklifts (pending costs), or... - The installation of an industrial-grade rotary dryer with installation, commissioning, and a generous contingency fund At the amount of money this madlad spend in just preservatives for this movie, he could probably start a small shipping business instead of...you know, artistic liquid taxidermy. Talk about disposable income.

[@drunkwendigo2693]

It's important to note that the collectors father was a museum owner and an entomologist as well before he went crazy. Who knows what kind of inheritance money John collector would have gotten from it, meaning he very well could afford everything unless we only count what he personally makes from his job.

[@lordspaz88]

3:17 wait . . . How did he physically get all that wiring and the crosbow inside those tiny airvents?

[@havendotcom]

with great skill 👍

[@Axolotl42]

Trained spiders

[@emilyv12]

Thanks so much for the photosensitive epilepsy warning! It means a lot knowing a creator is willing to take the time to do that.

[@elhopper3735]

Watching this for the 3rd time and the Texas Hammer joke still catches me off guard. You don’t expect such a specific reference, and I see those ads all the time😂

[@rubydown3329]

Texas gang 🤠

[@opposumboy]

i was doing something else, then i heard him say it and had to pause and look at my screen like "did i just hear that right?" lol

[@rotisseriepossum]

finally a youtuber who cares abt the quality of their subtitles. i dont think i found a single typo

[@AlexOvTheAbyss]

Ahh yes, the TBMBMCT. I can see that Johhhhn Collection is a man of culture

[@issaVPR]

Whenever I see your vid on my feed I literally yell out JOHNNNN K---. The John-verse is well and truly alive.

[@Emmibean77]

You guys have been pumping out some of the best content I’ve seen, in any medium, on any platform. I watched this one already on Patreon, but am watching it again not only so KZbin knows it’s a great video that should be shown to more people, but also because it’s worth a rewatch! Also, thank you sincerely for the flashing light warning. It was really effective as it was not easy to miss, and was actually long enough to give time to react. Many other warnings are ineffective and clearly an afterthought, so this really stood out. Keep up the outstanding work!

[@austinluther5825]

Yeah, the extra time on the warning gave me the opportunity to "brace for impact," as it were. So much worse when it comes out of nowhere.

[@lukedufour]

Such a fun video! Honestly love how these videos are getting better and better! I remember seeing the first foot the bill shortly after it released and thinking "this is going to be good." So happy to see you grow! Stay awesome! Look forward to see what else you come up with!

[@kittenarcader]

We’ve got some fun plans for 2025 :)

[@lukedufour]

@@kittenarcader truly looking forward to it all!

[@blindey]

I only saw your existence recently, but I'm in love with this series. THe combination of your analysis, humor, and cats is perfect.

[@MissOnana]

What a delight to come home from a trip to! Always happy to see an upload. Also that "God knows how expensive" into "So I talked to God." joke fucking floored me. Almost choked on my food! (yes I was eating while watching this, I don't get squeamish easy) EDIT: ALSO YES I WANNA SEE MATILDA

[@p-ruthless9005]

Johnathan Collection

[@TeeJayRivers]

Johnathan Spidermin Webster McAllister Knifey Stabby Collection Jr., Collectioner

[@gavinpugh1748]

The texas hammer reference is probably underappreciated, such a funny niche reference.

[@Zyncra]

The specimen in the tanks are just bone. there's a very reasonable assumption that he just submerged them in distilled water instead of alcohol, not much would happen

[@Never-zb1ez]

But they arent tho. You can clearly see flesh on at least 2 of them.

[@logannelson7357]

Now I have to wonder how much a man breeding and selling exotic spiders could make annually-

[@SabrinaRina]

Collector is a big spender. Be collecting them bills. Gotta treat Arkin to only the finest of things... handom and resourceful man. 😍

[@Flutter_Aeina]

I just wanna say your videos bring me a ton of joy. That picture alone of the cat staring at the computer gets me to giggle every time and your commentary is perfection! Thank you for the awesome content

[@roonkolos]

10:14 This is some hardcore dedication, dude. Odds are you on a list but im sure it was worth it for the accuracy XD great vid as always

[@Roll-Penut]

I just live something about this guy's voice I love. It's funny how there are 2 kitten arcade people I really like that generally do stuff based around the horror genre

[@xSimone92x]

You're seriously one of my favorite channels I watch now. This was so fun to watch!

[@cookieharding]

I'm so happy to hear the captions on your videos are being updated! I love this series and good captions are enormously helpful to me, so I appreciate that so much. Thank you!

[@nilpyc307]

we "BEARLY" got over 10 minutes and the total 70k it's looking so good for john collections (for the spiders some of them can be naturally breed and shit like that)

[@cecilnovak7127]

absolutely a new favorite channel that i will be coming back to time and time again. amazing to see all the work that goes into it and it does not go unnoticed! as well as someone who while not hard of hearing uses captions i highly appreciate the effort in making sure those of us who like using them to ensure everything is heard correctly- and for those who need them. it means so much, its very easy to forget about those who dont use the same accessibility aids as you. Yer doin great my guy :3

[@WaxWantSleeep]

i did not know these movies existed before and now i shall watch them. The absolute immense amount of work that must go into each of these... i'm so sorry

[@xXZachrawXx]

A new Kitten Arcader video? My day is made!

[@mrcooldude08]

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Oh my god, happy birthday!

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He is back!!! I'm loving this series man, and I want to appreciate you for the amount of work you put into these videos

[@JonahTheMans]

HOLY SHIT ANOTHER KZbin VIDEO THAT COINCIDENTALLY IS ABOUT A PIECE OF MEDIA I SAW AN AD FOR WHEN I WAS A KID AND COULD NEVER FIND AGAIN THANK YOU FUNNY CAT MAN THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭🙏

[@rainbowgrimart]

who knew that kittens were so good at math

[@cadillacdeville5828]

I IMMEDIATELY clicked ! Joohnnnnnn Collllecttion😂

[@Gabbler1234]

Been following this series for quite a while, and I think it'd be interesting to see you cover Cube. Keep up the awesome work!

[@justachair7895]

oohohoo!! very excited for this upload! also super happy i found this channel, yall are incredible ❤

[@bmo14lax]

There's jay, You remember Jay. Idk why, one of my fav bits lol

[@beariesSpring]

ive had pneumonia for the past couple weeks so these vids have been keeping me company, thank you for the new upload!

[@Huckle_Billy]

I met Randall Archer, he said the lore of the mask is he made it out of tarantula hairs.

[@JUnit41484]

A "Texas Hammer" reference in a Foot The Bill video?? Worlds are colliding! 🤣

[@gumst4r]

the collector series is one of my favorites so glad u covered them both!!!! much love to you and ur wife forever

[@maherthemage1458]

Saw it once on patreon and I'm here to pay the KZbin piper! You all do good work!

[@powwowken2760]

I love seeing the experts in the comments getting their chance to shine.

[@ryanhutchinson4467]

So happy that this video was finally able to be released! KZbin’s copyright system is WHACK! Anyway, great video as always bud!

[@alexn5743]

This is a far better way for me to "watch" horror movies than things like "how to beat" or actually watching them for a non horror fan like me. I do appreciate the extent you go through for research. Yes do Matilda!

[@Permafrost1]

I forget to comment sometimes but just wanted to say that i absolutely adore your sense of humor, been here from the very first saw video and loved every sigle one ❤

[@calebkennedy771]

I've been watching dead meat since day one, but ever since Dead Meat fell off, I haven't found a channel similar to it. Your channel is one that brings me the same joy I had watching Dead Meat when it was fresh and new. Honestly, I really enjoy this channel a lot. Thank you.

[@melliethemortician]

Can't lie the only reason I enjoy these movies is because of Josh Stewart aka Arkin. He reminds me of me of my ex boyfriend(same accent and they have similar faces) I originally saw him in Criminal Minds as JJ's husband Detective William LaMontagne Jr, and he plays Gerald Rainer in Insidious: The Last Key. Now I try to watch everything he stars in just because I like seeing his face.

[@reptarien]

your videos are so PEAK. Love them so much! Keep them coming!!

[@dogwatersteakhouse9730]

This is an amazing gift for this morning

[@elhopper3735]

John Collection spending almost 1 million on preservatives when his lair only costs just over 100K is killing me🤣

[@bingchingler295]

Seeing a new Kitten Arcader upload makes my day

[@bigupsliquidrichard3227]

I watched this with my now dead father when I was younger, and the club scene horrified me so much that I was worried all public buildings had giant combine machines to smush all the people. Great video as always I'm not subscribed as I type this and I will subscribe now.

[@braxbro7602]

That “What’s in the box” reference makes me want a Se7en episode so badly 🥺

[@davidmcguire8041]

Gotta be up early but I’m gonna finish this in the car on the way to work. Thanks Kitty!

[@lisahoshowsky4251]

Honestly, I loved Matilda and now I just really want to know how much the chocolate cake cost😂 but it also opens with them complaining about the cost of a bar of soap so there is precedent for costs!😆 Also remembering the chokey exists as an adult really puts into perspective how grim it is.

[@teajayyyy]

Just another request for “law abiding citizen” Love the content you two!

[@EddieGunn-zg9bm]

hey kitten arcader! absolutely killing it with the vids, keep it up

[@pablo.aranda95]

Already saw this incredible video on your Patreon but watching again and commenting for the algorithm.

[@edwardking203]

Any chance of a Jurassic park episode? I can hear the jooohhhhhnnnn Hammond already. Or what about another pirates of the Caribbean episode?

[@dolendarkest7368]

just for including john cena vs punk as a 2011 reference made me smile and want to comment also i feel so old seeing mario kart wii in there to

[@PotatoHyena]

im not sure how i stumbled upon this channel, but these videos are quite fantastic best thing that happend to me this year

[@itstrenttv]

The most welcoming intros on YT

[@alexn5743]

Yay more Banjo Kazooie music at the end!

[@rasmus97able]

great video again, honestly my favorite so far

[@user-fe9kz3pd9n]

Ok hear me out but what if the tanks/skeletons are fake and filled with water, and he is trying to replicate them in real life. ie he is using them as a model of what he is trying to do to the people he takes

[@heathermarie8334]

Snorted in delight and surprise at the Jim Adler ref

[@grandassassinscall9095]

We Wanted THE COLLCTED

[@rdmages]

God the Jim Adler reference took me back to my early years

[@jayharyu927]

Oh, I needed this. Thank you. :)

[@Eh-its-me]

Your search history must have you on so many lists 💀

[@loganboomgaarden6851]

I will watch everything you make before I adore that you use cat pictures in your editing. Keep up the good work!! Remember to take care of yourself!

[@opossummom]

I was so confused because this felt like new content but I hadn't seen it on the channel. It's a new video🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[@richardsonrym]

The real question is where do these people get the time and energy to assemble these elaborate death houses? It takes me a week to get around to finishing an IKEA desk

[@TheAntiSanta]

Oh, hey, if you're taking requests, would love to see a Foot The Bill on The People Under the Stairs.

[@sahara8771]

12:01 Of course we remember Dre, we're not going to act like we forgot about Dre

[@Thomalini]

Who up footin they bill

[@HarringtonsApocy]

On the vats: they would put the fire out. Water and alcohol is more stable as a liquid than just alcohol. Where alcohol on its own immediately turns into a vapor through which flames can occur, water and alcohol emit much less vapor. But even just alcohol in high volumes doesn’t combust on contact. Like if you sqirted a stream of lighter fluid on a match it would put the match out, but if you did the same to a pilot light it would catch fire, but pour a cup of lighter fluid on the pilot light it would put it out, and so on and so forth. As a goldsmith i use denatured alcohol every day because it won’t catch on fire with my oxygen/propane torch

[@jeremymolinari6597]

This is either the third or fourth time I’ve watched this today… I cannot guarantee I won’t do more. 😐

[@hommefataltaemin]

I’d love if you made one of these videos for the Hannibal tv show!