Can We Break Into The King's Castle in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is finally here! Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience totally accurate battle through the ages in TABS! Watch more TABS here: bit.ly/TABSBlitz
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Gameplay Overview:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience accurate warfare through the ages. TABS uses state of the art physics-based simulation to provide you with never-before-seen insight to our greatest battles of history.
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Game Features:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a game like no other game. It not really accurate, but the battles are physics based simulations where numerous wacky characters battle through different technology ages to become the ultimate champions of the Totally Accurate Battles!
TABS Early Access has 5 different factions:
Tribal Cavemen, Farmers, Medieval Knights, Ancient Warriors, and Vikings!
Enjoy the 13 maps in Sandbox mode or Campaign
Defeat the enemies in the silly campaign!
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[@badaxebrian6482]

I love how he calls them wheelchairs

[@jigogamingandreview9207]

lol

[@mattmorin9239]

Haha funny

[@josephinerobles1187]

9:45

[@thereverbix9029]

Ah yes, the famous "Zelda Triangle Thing"

[@droneexpert4206]

Hu I thought it was the deathly hallows

[@C0mput3-]

What do you mean it’s the Illuminati triangle

[@droneexpert4206]

S0N1C ya I kinda does but the circle in the middle reminded me of the deathly hallows it just needs the line in the middle. But hey it’s no big deal

[@n0tzyx]

Yes yes Gannon loves stealing the Zelda triangle thing

[@YanLuvz]

Where did you find your rwby profile pic?

[@cheese9300]

You know what's stronger than a phalanx *A bigger phalanx*

[@kieranwaldie9278]

Ghallajhorn

[@nanobot8725]

Lol

[@ogopo2129]

Legion da best

[@MShandyRAkbar-hw8wr]

You mean the triforce

[@resmipr7861]

@@kieranwaldie9278 mazavilmanoramastee

[@dalingeringwillow4425]

5:37 _I love how the footsoldier just faceplants off the roof._

[@cubeboi496]

Blitz's slowed down laugh sounds like a RPG final boss

[@mitzypooh4643]

13:23 _THAT SHOT WAS PERFECT! XD_

[@Alpharius4]

8:18, he used to be an adventurer like you, but he took an arrow to the knee

[@Procraftbrother]

YES... it IS the "Zelda Triangle"....... it's called the TRIFORCE. But that'sso cool. it's also about the same time zone units. The Legend of Zelda was during the medieval times. so it makes sense why they would be in that formation. love you Blitz.you're my favorite.

[@chaos147ex8]

My battle is a battle of color changers: 18 Ice Archers 30 Potion Sellers 6 Scarecrows Hope ya'll like it :P *Edit:* Oopsie, I forgot about the priests, 3 for one Scarecrow :P

[@agr0nianTV]

You need some Priests as well :D

[@Boarvessel-bcEtruscancer-fh8mt]

It should be the called the battle of the gays

[@chaos147ex8]

@@agr0nianTV oh yeah, I forgot xd

[@chaos147ex8]

@@Boarvessel-bcEtruscancer-fh8mt Oh Sweet God... XD

[@hendeyjagger7489]

You mean the battle of the most damage in the game Aka. Scarecrows

[@bleachyoung1058]

Battle Suggestion: Umbrella Academy (xD) Map: Vikings 1 Red=Umbrella Academy 1 King and priest as Luther and Allison in the Front 5 potion sellers as Klaus's "coke" sellers and 1 Hoplite as Klaus 10 squires as Klaus's Nightmares 1 Archer as Diego 1 Valk as Number Five (name of Character) 1 Bard at the very back as Vanya Blue= Villians 2 Knights as Cha Cha and Hazel 20 Brawlers as Armegedon 1 Ballista for Sir Hargreaves 8 Clubbers for the days counting down (Optional) 1 Wheelbarrow for the good songs being too addictive Pls Like so he sees it :D

[@diegomadrigal9814]

That laugh tho in slow motion

[@elisecyr5374]

American football - medival 1 arena Red - offense 5 halflings - linemen 1 clubber - tight end 1 scarecrow - quarterback 2 squires - half back and full back 2 wheelbarrows - wide receivers Blue - defense 5 halflings - linemen 3 hoplited - linebackers 2 hay bailers - safeties 2 knights - cornerbacks Extra points if a wheelbarrows throw an apple off the edge - 2 pt conversion

[@dedgame3454]

No one will see this but if you do hello I hope you have a nice life

[@misterNo0b199]

...

[@josiahfunk634]

I don't think I will ;)

[@althea2315]

Uno reverse card

[@althea2315]

No U

[@anartist1709]

Thank you

[@KOJAAKK]

hey blitz, look at the viking's belt. it has the same symbol of the mysterous door on one of the medival levels. like so blitz can see.

[@pieface1016]

Baronvongames tried it and it didn’t work:(

[@rsilva322]

Jarl is the only one that has it, right?

[@cheese9300]

It's just the Landfall symbol

[@someoneisthisguy5087]

The triforce! Blitz your second fights formation was the Triforce from Legend of Zelda

[@hazzabomb707]

Someone is this guy or the illuminati

[@jeremysmulik7292]

It is not the Illuminati it is the try force don’t get involved in stuff you don’t know

[@someoneisthisguy5087]

@@jeremysmulik7292 Lol what?

[@zionblitzs]

I loved your multiplayer vid and this one too, but can u play more of Satisfactory?

[@wesleymccall892]

Zion 360 no tabs is better

[@gametrue2229]

Wes McCall how dare you

[@Suttzzz]

Zion 360 no

[@marcom667]

Chill tabs just came out

[@taraperkins6046]

Stop asking

[@zinaidademina6151]

Battle idea:put one King and as many priests as you can on one side against a Zeus

[@nathanhewitt4617]

Whole bunch of brawlers against archers. also big fan of this channel.

[@jamesclarencerayel5799]

0:36 their staffs are ALIVE!!!

[@rosainnit1008]

blitz you do say hoplite right. it's pronounced hop-light according to the dictionary.

[@duckyboi4202]

Sidney Hames it's pronounced CHOPLITE cuz it could wreck ass

[@RyanRick.6]

@Colt Obringer lol

[@rsilva322]

No its called how-polite,sir.

[@garfieldfan4464]

Sidney Hames why do you care

[@HanzBloodletter]

I don't think he cares, I just think he's tired of people going "REEEEEEEEE YOU'RE SAYING HOPLITE WRONG!"

[@barricade3733]

I like his laugh when he laughed I laughed too

[@rustedtanker6865]

Blitz your saying the only unit that can’t attack the bard not the birds lol

[@collindewitt8296]

You are pronouncing hoplite correctly

[@mirthavarela9597]

Blitz the dusted final destinations are for one versus one you don't have to do the same people against each other but it's a one-on-one

[@nousername8162]

Hey blitz you forgot to put a question mark on the title of the video

[@brylemontecalvo1246]

Apple murderer hahahaha 😂

[@light-ninja3009]

Biggest epic fail 😂 13:38 Blitz: Annnnd attack *HEADBUTTS AND FALLS TO THE GROUND blitz: good job blitz: Now slice *Instead the bigger knight slices* blitz: uh oh Blitz: AND GET DISTRACTED *Instead the archers fall and he loses* Epic knight: he ded

[@Treesniffer7]

you really should have more than 2 million subscribers

[@smrkib1]

Oh boy when they release the unit creator We can make the BLITZ logo in TABS

[@ckchase3627]

Dum Brother: what are you doing. You: what your not doing

[@jakesoplayz]

If you look closely at the Minotaur at 6:07 or 6:08 the snake is biting his butt lol

[@RilliToast]

6:42 oof pile 8:37 ELEPHANTS?!

[@jackravenscroft3894]

Does anybody think that blitz sounds demonic when his voice is played in slow motion

[@jezstephenrodelaput8525]

Happy New Year Dudes

[@heatherhansen4273]

Plz play more Cat Goes Fishing

[@gideonmesser9994]

You should play the battle of polytopia.

[@gideonmesser9994]

@WaluigiShrek I appreciate your opinion but I'd still like him to play it.

[@jamania0917]

9:46 the wheel chairs # words are hard

[@randomlynamed393]

2:13 the slowmo laugh is like a demon. XD

[@ravviper6866]

RG Infinityz it sounded like Freddy’s laugh

[@TheDustyCarpet]

Hello Blitz! LOVE YOUR VIDS

[@user-xq2nf9uu8y]

Blitz : kills 5 people and said it was an apostle miss

[@noahbluecoat]

The wheelbarrows thing is funny.

[@sanstheskeleton679]

Battle Suggestion: The Platinum Palisade Map: The Castle The invading force: 30 Sarissas 30 Hoplites 20 Ice Archers 20 Snake Archers 10 Berserkers 10 Valkyries 8 Priests 7 Knights 6 Bone Mages 6 Ballistas 5 Catapults 5 Wheelbarrows 3 Minotaurs 3 Kings 3 Scarecrows 2 Mammoths 2 Longships 2 Zeuses The Defenders: An army of your own creation(only spend close to the money spent on the invading force) This will be a glorious battle

[@ejoty_6128]

You should do like 400 halflings vs 2 of every area attacker in the game.

[@fettychow7648]

Zeus>>>> .

[@scottkuen]

Look at the back of the castle.

[@bdpublisheinh8151]

wow big brain

[@kaidenfernandez132]

That apple thrower was not gonna die without some damage. Peasant revolt to the max

[@Malishka220]

minotaurs charge when hit by ranged units

[@thing6926]

Aaaahhhh, lol, ask Erik Rydeman if he lets you play beta Clone Drone

[@abram7186]

zeus=zeus valkarie =aphordite beserker=ares archer=Apollo scarecrow=hades that one dude that plays banjo=Dionysus artemis=ice archer (cause she is cold hearted) head butter=Athena here are some I left out cause I couldn't think of any units for them posidon hera Tyche Hestia hermies Hephaestus demeter Show less

[@agr0nianTV]

21:15 Freaking hilarious! 24:32 I had no clue fp mode was coming to tabs that'll be fun

[@tacosanchez28]

The greatest Zelda triangle thing

[@jamirbalela4342]

Put an enemy near or in front of the castle door and you the catapult or the balista or anything you'll use or want to use to break the door

[@bionicvulcan]

What u should do on ancient challenged is put a ton of beserkers on the roofs

[@radekmaka1981]

I've got an army suggestion! The Greek army 10spearmen 15 hoplites 2catapults 1ballista 4potion sellers 2bone mages

[@radekmaka1981]

Another phantom read more

[@adammullarkey4996]

You can pronounce "hoplite" however you want, but the correct, Greek pronunciation is "hop-lit-ay."

[@PlankoKanna]

1:42 IT WENT THROUGH HIS LEGS NANI?!??!?!?

[@Kirbyfan7209]

2:09 His head came off!

[@idiomdidiom]

Oh wait......I’m in the future.......THERE ARE NO SECRET UNITS LEFT

[@masongould4029]

I suggest a shield wall with snake archers/balistas behind it

[@dalingeringwillow4425]

"heheheheh, we did it" 🤣♥️

[@robynarcia5240]

???

[@dalingeringwillow4425]

@@robynarcia5240 I don't even know, this was a year ago lol

[@Shadowical]

Blitz you should try a full halfling army in some missions in the campaign. It probably wouldn't work, but it would be funny to see a load of halflings jump at people.

[@skabobaringer]

Please complete Astroneer already!

[@corndog1792]

2:12 rip Jeff we barely knew ya.

[@Dyelan_]

We need blitz to acknowledge super slow motion

[@benjhew]

if you havn't all ready play 'look out for the trains'

[@splam8255]

2:08 Me in dodgeball

[@SnowBandit]

Hahahaahaha

[@junaidjakoet636]

Mr. Lonely g

[@TurpiAviation]

10:22 a apple goes in the little hole where the ballista shoots

[@quarantinememe7549]

2nd

[@xel5837]

For overwatch fans who heard wow orisa did the trick 3:00

[@Dan-ws1qe]

2:06 R.I.P

[@genevieveglobke148]

3:38 that is why I think games are actually real tiny worlds sometimes

[@ye4439]

17:00 They lost because the formation was so horrible that there wasn't one.

[@genji5675]

Unstoppable army OVER 9000!!!

[@itsminii9238]

It’s actually a phalanx (Pronounced fa-lynx) Edit:forgot a bracket

[@jamesclarencerayel5799]

1:41 the ballista boot went through a squire

[@plebao51]

me sees video is 25 minutes long makes happy noise

[@3YCbk5IdvH66g5]

The great archer war Red 100 snake archers Blue 100 ice archers Or Red 100 snake archers (in back) 50 potion sellers (in front) Blue 100 ice archers (in back) 5 mammoths (in front)

[@journeycapuno5598]

lol the dude got whooped XD

[@thephoenix3967]

1:12 no, because the spear would have destroyed the part of the brain that processes pain. it's in the back of the human brain

[@GamerMonster403]

I can’t stop laughing of how funny this was

[@uzomacallistus9190]

A ant with a minigun that shoot bolts lightning ⚡

[@wolfyawakens]

good job blitz. you broke this game as well

[@jackravenscroft3894]

That’s not Zelda it’s the Illuminati

[@DudeRandom]

Put archers in the light house you will win probably most of the games :DDD

[@anthonytheprotagonist8246]

The wheelbarrow unit the afro guy looks a little bit like bob ross

[@CouponGenie73]

The bonemages are the dark peasants from before the game came out

[@asheubert6119]

Nice wheelchairs ya got there

[@janadickson3360]

If you put your playback speed to .25 and your at 1:40 the balista bolt went through the guys legs

[@merritteixeira7510]

yes blitz is great but he has to learn to use spear throwers against mammoths also sub to blitz

[@moveforward5864]

Love tabs keep making amazing entertaining videos love you.

[@graceli8612]

Nice video

[@nihalhossain3990]

Red army: Front of army: 1 king at the front 2 priests behind him 2 knights in front of him 30 shield man (choose from which faction) 30 squires behind shield man Flanks: 3 wheel barrels 2 jarels 2 Valkyries 4 ice archers (On both sides) Back line 15 archers 15 spear man 2 catapults You decide the blue army make it the same money value Btw love your vids

[@michaellivingston8838]

Blitz: *flushes toilet* Also blitz: hmm that sounds like a mammoth

[@jakaydensmith2312]

Dave was a good man

[@kcocozza]

Your laugh is so contagious

[@bricen2664]

So let’s ignore the fact that the blue guy dodged the friend Ly fire apple?

[@ashleysexton7434]

Athens vs Sparta 6:27

[@frogman2348]

2:14 the laugh of the Devil

[@bobyates4754]

I love this guy

[@gameraltosteryy8418]

Next thing you know theirs gonna be a pirate riding a mini ship

[@julierichard557]

Blitz there's a secret unit who is amazing he's called Artemis you go on to the ancient 2 map and go to the lighthouse and find a bow stay there until it explodes and you get the unit.

[@Asante615]

We are Spartans it’s easy to tell by the field in this piece that was the best part is strategy and you telling me that I’m wrong I know my hree