Launching The Secret Giants Into Orbit in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

[@peanutworm8360]

Blitz: is he the only unit with a nose? 22:14 Mammoth: am I a joke to you?

[@phrax6767]

Thought it was a mask of sorts

[@mitchellberklund4798]

It’s a trunk

[@shizzyshizzle5649]

its a mask

[@Peakcellfr]

@@mitchellberklund4798 the trunks ARE the nose

[@mitchellberklund4798]

Muzaffar Jeetoo but it’s called a trunk, not a nose. They might be the same thing, but they’re called different things

[@sethwhalen5619]

26:04 the most strategic thing I have seen a unit do. Using you rocket to push you over the fence and land a backflip. And then miss a shot horribly

[@dimadrakosha7026]

27:06.Theres something a bit strange going on in the corner of the screen.Keep watching the unit.

[@pelicanoe]

To infinity and beyond!

[@darkshadowgamer8627]

Lol a flying protector

[@sparky150875]

He hit his own teammate and the protector just blocked the sun like IT'S NIGHTTIME

[@nonewname3]

Blitz can make a comedy show out of the most weirdest and funniest game TABS

[@just_hajile]

Blitz: “We’re going to try 1v1” Also Blitz: 500 v 1

[@makenziewise395]

,

[@janlozano5288]

good one my guy

[@janlozano5288]

makenzie wise.

[@ProGamer-ho7lz]

...

[@tsomoraginyinpa8366]

Eli Ferreira no it’s 999999999999999

[@Christian-gg8uq]

The teacher parries swords and dodges, like a fencer (yes there’s an actual unit with technique, a surprising thing in TABS). He doesn’t have the same affect against one of the same unit (teacher vs. teacher) but he works really well against squires!

[@lesfa3929]

He also blocks ppl with axe. But he dont does so well againts the king.

[@Marvin-wr5mq]

The teacher can parry other sword characters like the squire. 👍🏻

[@justyourfriendlyneighborho943]

I don't think he saw my comment by the time he recorded this. For sure next episode since he hearted my comment.

[@orangutango5360]

they can doge characters without swords too

[@terryanisaurasrex2207]

He can also parry clubs and certain axes

[@justyourfriendlyneighborho943]

@Wolf Man Thanks man. I don't even know why it blew up.

[@ringethbearclaw2489]

Except the samurai for some reason

[@ayelmao4258]

Put one Halfling on blue, put 60 firework archers on red: *Shooting stars*

[@neurotocksin3403]

hafling abuse! watch barons halflings overthrow

[@tanmike0639]

The sharpness of the arrow could kill it before it explodes

[@sherrytaylor8201]

you mean archers or archer's

[@ediddy1]

You mean 1 halfling not 1 halflings

[@martinheikenborn3966]

He also dodges incoming attacks (from swords)

[@treeguardien]

I like how blitz is just letting the firework archers win even if the enemy is better.

[@realburtle]

During today's episode: The Tornado took over other planets, a few boat pilots went into space, the Jarl got a shiny belt buckle, the Berserker learned some next-level jumping skills, and the King turned into Cyndaquil.

[@dinosaurdave3999]

Xd pokemon fan

[@creepyshark98]

hAhAAhahA HA :D

[@slishslash9202]

@@dinosaurdave3999 well they kinda just said cyndaquill.

[@CopiedNPasted]

Lol so true

[@jackvirdien2130]

Just another hilarious day watching blitz

[@g_popster641]

Blitz, the teacher can block sword swings from people like the squire. They also no how to swing and back up to dodge sword swings, but don't put it up against the samurai because they reck the teacher

[@BunnyboyWB]

Luke M it’s a specific guy it’s made after, baron addressed it

[@xunglam4417]

Luke M or maybe his teaching is bad

[@giocervantes3426]

The teacher can block mos of the units with sowrds i think

[@ksjdfkhbsakdnvcjsdbkv]

The teacher will also block shields and make them fall to the ground so he can finish them off

[@Nabie2]

The samurai jump forwards when they attack so they counter the teachers backwards dodge. Thats why they reck him.

[@rockwoodzapper]

The Teacher is a skilled swordsman who specializes in one on one combat with other melee units. He dodges, parries and blocks to create an opening and will proceed to strike with a devastating counter attack. If the unit he is up against doesn't attack, he will eventually strike them on his own accord.

[@pekonens87]

So a Teacher

[@bammontana5742]

"Dude just committed sudoku" -Blitz 2k19

[@danthiel8623]

Haha 😂

[@mitchellberklund4798]

That’s my favorite basketball game!

[@markcampos4862]

@@mitchellberklund4798 lol

[@HJZ75driver]

Seppuku*

[@someone2427]

@@HJZ75driver r/whooosh

[@netroses2323]

3:42 Were blasting off again!!!

[@sheep_boy441]

2:16 wow it's amazing

[@brandonmac5858]

The Teacher blocks and dodges attacks. Try him against a knight.

[@cooldime3086]

I have the game it doesn't work well with the night since he can't block his shield attack

[@myvalley7893]

the footmen

[@tyresejoseph6105]

No a siqure

[@zass8834]

I HATE YOU YOU ARE NO AMERICAN OR ONE FROM UNITED KINGDOM

[@someone2427]

@@zass8834 What?

[@jerrellnavs3313]

Team Rocket: We're off with a new blast! Me: You'll be saying that until you see this.

[@leo2847]

"I used to be an adventurer like you 'till i took an arrow to the knee." Love that reference

[@timkobeno6535]

Prečo

[@djrjfurkdirkfirkfifjfifjfi5819]

13:49 the shield: I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE Firework archer: heroes never die

[@totoabe4766]

"eeeeeeeeyyy! scarecrow learned how to fly!" i facepalmed right there

[@user-fi3or2ee7k]

The teacher deflects other unit's swords. Mainly, the squire's. He also parries.

[@Spec-Trode]

Parrying is deflecting other swords, maybe you mean he jumps back to avoid hits?

[@Revosityy]

Deflecting swords is a block, parrying is when you quickly stop the enemy blade and strike.

[@Spec-Trode]

Honestly tho, when it comes to TABS, it’s basically the same thing, but yeah you right.

[@josuealmazan8384]

He’s one hit too

[@bengod6247]

No he does parry and strike after it’s just not fast because tabs

[@Xal_0]

The teacher can block attacks like the Knight or almost any unit that has a blade

[@mariaarias679]

And arrows

[@florida5646]

@@mariaarias679 Thats Samurai, not The Teacher

[@mitchellberklund4798]

Except it can dodge and do it better

[@jacob_gaming9374]

The teacher can block the knight

[@mellowbird9607]

what he said

[@crunchycrumby8628]

The Monkey King jumps into battle and summons shadow clones that get a single hit on the enemy. The teacher, unlike other TABS sword fighters, will parry and fight skillfully.

[@blueback999]

Firework archer: shoots fireworks Other towers: Team rocket is blasting off again!

[@jelenasimic4630]

2:36 Bone Mage: I'm OK 2:38 Bone Mage: NEVERMIND

[@thewaccracc8626]

7:21 Why mammoths are extinct

[@carlowalther8765]

mammoths are not extinct elefints are mammoths

[@tek2873]

@@carlowalther8765 lmfao

[@pianomanwithapianoplan504]

@@carlowalther8765 eliphints? And wooly mammoths are a type of elephant that went extinct

[@tiger87beast4]

My favorite part was when he brought up that no one remembers nascar😀👌

[@thedogsandwich6591]

Love you 3000 End game quote

[@BluffImpala2]

2:17 reminds me of the scene from Kong Fu Panda 2

[@sprinkleman8103]

I remember Kung* fu panda 2

[@eyerexalt_rex3899]

Haha ye

[@toondi8478]

Teacher blocks sword attacks. Monkey king does shadow clone jutsu (copies itself)

[@tree630]

I was laughing so hard watching this

[@shaquilleoatmeal911]

Me too

[@youtubebotluke3000]

The teacher can block attacks from melee attacks he is the only intelligent unit

[@notDisTalent]

He called the teacher bro a teacher is smart so duh

[@bosstotoroki3223]

Not all teachers are smart hmhm I’m talking to you 2nd grade teacher

[@notDisTalent]

Jak Bow I’m saying in the tab universe the teachers are the smartest

[@idktbh8968]

Teacher is for guys with swords, it blocks them

[@BaconWafflesAndSyrup-t3e]

It c Also had a special move and can instantly kill two opponents if played correctly

[@Dysfuction]

I think the teacher dodge not block

[@qtheali2114]

8:33 bro hit a smooth moonwalk😂

[@jakeh2492]

17:55 OMG! So powerful!! It survived the fall, and THEN pounced on the enimmy from a major distance. OP.

[@ipapilamaryt3891]

*enemy

[@micro_wav]

ALRIGHTY MY KING MY LEAGUE HOW’S 50 13:20

[@andrewtress4660]

no one gonna say how he said "how does 50 thingies in your butt feel"? to the king 13:22

[@GTheMiniBoss]

oof

[@jimmygibbs5670]

What about "I can't fit through the hole, my heads to big" in the beginning

[@jimmygibbs5670]

Or, "Now your stick is behind your back and your playing with it"

[@jimmygibbs5670]

"His trunks wiggling"

[@Nightreavarr]

@@jimmygibbs5670 XDDDDDD

[@danielrivera1180]

The teacher blocks people with swords but not the king

[@blugotelevision9353]

and not himself

[@korbenmartin4827]

Daniel Rivera or samurai I have only seen him deflect squires personally

[@frogsnsnails]

“Stoner!!! Use Ultimate Counter Rock” *throws rock* BOOOOOOMMMM!!! 2:18

[@jubenvargas9966]

Cave man:Omaiwa mo shindairu Archer: NANI?! Caveman: 2:18

[@achannelyoufound2823]

its nuoni

[@M1MOB]

13:21 "How does 50 thingys in your butt feel?" -Blitz 2019

[@shizzyshizzle5649]

Eclipse UCC oh i get it XD LMAO

[@ipapilamaryt3891]

Thats what *he* said

[@mapitembo7883]

Blitz: hahaha his the mammoths head turned around all the way Me: did I hear vanoss?

[@kkoolkingdoms2912]

What

[@thuccduccmuccsuccwucczucc3890]

Lol

[@thevisitor8906]

The teacher can block enemies with small swords and axes

[@alexlloyd5354]

Yup He Counters light infantry, Squires, clubers, etc

[@dolphindrawings9331]

@@alexlloyd5354 only one of those I believe was correct being squires

[@septicsauce322]

@@dolphindrawings9331 He can beat (not every time) the hoplite, knight, clubber, sarrisa, protector, shield bearer, samurai, and maybe a few others. :P

[@scaryonline]

James Coconut he is very good counter to knight

[@shizzyshizzle5649]

Wait not axes

[@jamessgames7594]

The hole in the warter XD 21:39

[@shiyamdabomb]

The teacher can parry and dodge. Also, when u put it with squires, they start dodging too.

[@Dako_58]

When you say that the cheerleader is useless Cheerleader: I am a joke to you ?

[@dann6053]

Top 10 Annoying laughs 2019 Blitz: Huehuehue

[@annethetransgal3547]

tip: trap a passive unit like a bard in the trees when trying to send things into orbit so that the battle doesnt end if the test subject dies from the arrows

[@akeilwatson2520]

I love you but I think you're the very funniest KZbinr ever and I even like your videos to their best KZbinr in the history of KZbinrs

[@lazerman2354]

Lol 27:05 the sheild guy flying so gracefully

[@Pixel_Lad_man]

"Projectile dysfunction"-blitz 2019

[@maxwellprice970]

“My thing won’t go through the hole*-blitz 2019

[@fortnite_balls67]

That’s what she said. -_-

[@thewaterbuffalo9692]

@@fortnite_balls67 WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT

[@Polar-wp7dx]

Rosé Goku Black yeah I’m pretty sure he would say that

[@jennypennybarthel106]

That’s what he said,

[@sia08leong92]

100 senseis vs anything u want blitz :))

[@Ninja_SpiderG]

"Its like popcorn" *Me eating popcorn*

[@tristansmith8458]

You spin me right round baby right round

[@jaydengordon263]

Them spinning people the cheerleaders can make him turn into a tornado

[@bald-cape-baldy4863]

U mean the spinners

[@kickingitwiththejoness293]

You mean mace spiners

[@agoosewithinternetaccessan3218]

We all know thats rlly old

[@m4oA100]

Oh and the Monkey King can jump and when it hits a unit it clones itself and the clone hits the other unit about 2 to 3 times

[@kaibreaker3450]

The Teacher can block incoming sword attacks and can also dodge. I love yur videos BTW

[@firerat2143]

Where and who is the teacher

[@eDzzzz1228]

23:48 crzazy to fly

[@brandongarcia815]

13:46 he said sudoku instead of Seppuku which is a samurai's ritual suicide

[@christine7858]

dark

[@ipapilamaryt3891]

"I'll believe it when mammoths fly" -blitz 2019

[@bennyoc714]

The perfect reply to this doesn’t exi-

[@suro9752]

When I was looking through the comments I saw this and the video played and he said I believe it when mammoths fly

[@Vultonized7]

The teacher is special unit he can block melee attack same as 2.0 physic sytem

[@sukmawatisukmawati653]

Hg

[@bread7490]

What the video should be called "team rocket tryouts"

[@soupzain5181]

LIKE HOW YOU think

[@sirmeowmeow9305]

The funny thing that I liked is that some of the units can moonwalk.

[@charmakesvids]

17:48 the guy on blue was like --ILL GET YOUAAAA!!! then he dies then firework archer celebrates in happiness

[@pulsatillapusteblume2447]

Please use long range units as long range units You don't put an archer right in the front they don't work that way

[@mrmangoberry8394]

3 views and 37 likes. Totally accurate

[@camdenegeland436]

2 views and 27 likes for me

[@ltfreeborn]

Illuminati CONFIRMED

[@aithrus]

The Teacher taught the swordsman and that's why he can block then parry Also you want flying tornadoes? Do 2 mace spinners not sharing cheerleaders on the same team vs like 300 halfings

[@shaquilleoatmeal911]

Imagine NASA sent a mammoth to space and that mammoth fell to you from space lol

[@Moonlight_Raven]

Use cheerleaders with artemis against archer maybe????

[@dolphindrawings9331]

the teacher can block strikes from swords. it appears useless against any sword other than the half priced swordsman (I forgot the name) which could beat it with another one aside it.

[@bruhmoment8550]

If they added a polandball mod vs a firework archer Poland can finally into space

[@ducbanana8451]

Regardlex I have NO IDEA if that would work ;)

[@caident7920]

Put 1 dragon with 15 healers vs 35 firework demsion

[@peterkaboomitrain242]

10:46 Bob Ross: I am camoflauge now. They can't see me.

[@princecoleman918]

F. launcher: (hits shot) YES!!! Spearman: NO! IF I GO DOWN, YOU ARE COMING WITH ME!

[@bp_cherryblossomtree723]

the Teacher does 1 ability than any sword welder can’t, it can fight back (as in block a sword as it hits)

[@xenarise]

Yea and u should fix your grammar

[@thegameingbuds3007]

Blitz keep up the good work I've been here for years

[@annieursua984]

Me too

[@rayanerayane4367]

If you place healers againsnt a tornado they will stop the tornado ! Try it!!

[@chyme_ru]

13:38 “and that dude just commuted sudoku” Lmao, seems like he chose the wrong numbers

[@algerianbob7243]

15:02 look at the hacker at the bottom (means the firework archer)

[@crabinfestation7487]

"With a face like that and a nose like that, you better believe him." -God, I love this saying I played it 20 times again and again- -I believe that that statement is true. Edit: 22:07

[@hwkammers]

22:10 Actually

[@lieutenantpliskin]

"is my head to big? I can't hit thru the hole"

[@crabinfestation7487]

I believe Blitz would be a great news reporter, like the tone, voice, enthusiasm and everything

[@peterkaboomitrain242]

15:11 Snake, are you ok? Snake? SNAAAAAAAKE!

[@wizardpastry]

At 27:04 theres just a shield guy chilling and not caring that hes hovering lol

[@chaupham4214]

Teacher blocks attacks, but not always, btw, the monkey king jumps and when it hits something it doubles himself, for example, - 1 - doubled - 2

[@pamellaweissman3575]

If they added a polandball mod vs a firework archer Poland can finally into space

[@dylanscat202]

Blitz the teacher blocks sword strikes

[@redisaverycoolcolor6520]

The teacher parrys sword attacks. He’s mostly really good against squires.

[@aeiral120]

20:25 the way they just got yeeted out lmao

[@Rolf_the_Loaf]

2:34 Bone mage fells down Firework archer:what the heck are you doin? Bone mage stands up:oh sorry i felt asleep

[@gameskadynamite8650]

T

[@williamwan88]

Blue team has a disadvantage and instead of doing 1v1 he is doing like maybe 20 vs 1

[@rexnnl]

Try to let the teachers 1v1 each other 👍 if u agreed

[@zacktato7917]

the teacher can doge & block sword attacks (dont work on king)

[@gabrielalcantara4911]

the bone mage is like "help me" grabing the staff up 2:33

[@lazarthegnome4707]

Blitz:"And that dude just commit sudoku" 13:45

[@gamersejati2795]

Meledak??? Its indonesian leaguange is a boom

[@baconpro4126]

at 2:36 you can look close and see that the unit looks at the firework

[@peterkaboomitrain242]

8:33 *_YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY, A SMOOTH CRIMINAL_*

[@A_PERSON771]

18:19 I’m not American and I don’t know what that is

[@BlackholeGuy]

20:48 Iceland can into space 🇮🇸 also 23:55 Chinese can into space 🇨🇳