CAN WE DO SCIENCE?

#Science #Experiments #Fail
How do modern kids' science kit experiments compare to vintage ones? In this experiment-heavy edition of Digitiser we completely fail to find out! It's science, kids!
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[@The-Underbaker]

"We both know who's got the bigger brain here..." Indeed we do, Mrs Biffo, behind the camera! ;)

[@Winter_337]

The day any of these videos go smoothly is the day I am thoroughly dissatisfied and disappointed with this channel

[@DarthPerkins]

The live action version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker.

[@gullyfoyle2615]

This should be shown in schools and hospices all across the land.

[@BloodrealmX]

"Will you help me?" "Yes. Will you help me?" "Yes." I'm not gonna lie: I thought Gannon was gonna say 'no' there.

[@Pseudonymonic]

Mr. Biffo's insurance broker has another sleepless night...

[@B3tanTyronne]

Mr Biffo's home insurance must be going through the roof at this rate as methane close to a naked flame is just asking for trouble.

[@entity8019]

Next week's episode: Gannon brings in a nuke.

[@ohnoitschris]

I'd say Gannon and Mr. Biffo have really good CHEMISTRY together! *the crowd goes wild with hysterical laughter and cheering

[@Johnnyafc]

Reminds me of look around you , shame there was no explosions or burning hair 😟

[@RFC3514]

Thants.

[@COL321]

Never mind "Love Island" and the like, this is what reality tv should be. ACTUAL rather than manufactured jeopardy. Keep up the fine work, please!

[@philstraintravels9281]

Is there going to be a future episode where Sanya checks if Paul has adequate life insurance just after doubling the house insurance?

[@Digitiser]

Don't give her ideas.

[@nobetternickname]

this show gets better every episode 🤣

[@DarthPerkins]

Surely when Biffo was a child the chemistry sets couldn't be better as the periodic table was in single figures. SEE! I CAN keep it clean!

[@Digitiser]

"Ha ha!"

[@SuperJim]

Bit naff that science kit! Where's the setting fire to a magnesium roll or having a "who can eat the most copper sulphate" competition?

[@martinbrewer7629]

Has anyone mentioned about that reel to reel tape deck in the montage bit yet? It's an Akai GX-77... I kinda boringly know that because I've got one up in the loft with an instruction manual and a wired remote... I think the belts are knackered on it though...

[@thomasjefford9605]

I died at "Fact Hunt"

[@timeteaser]

What should you do if no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?... Keep telling them until you get a “reaction” 🔬🧪🧫💥 #fakechemicals

[@Tambo74]

Thank goodness i wa getting worried there you were slowing down on videos but here we are! I need my weekly fix of the Glorious Digitiser2000!.

[@Digitiser]

Just had a little holiday.

[@zdaviation]

What does a scientist create when he goes to the toilet? Brownian motion

[@dragonmac1234]

I thought we had already agreed Biffo's wife is the adult there, she should have been the one they asked for help :) Was I the only one who was concerned by a box called explosive science in the hands of Messrs Biffo and Gannon. I remember growing up in the 70's with science kits that had some very nasty chemicals in them.

[@Digitiser]

No, my wife encourages everything. She's as bad as I am!

[@alastairward2774]

See I know they can't do science, I'm watching to see how*badly* they can't.

[@magnetizedclairwy]

Absolutely howled out loud at this, brilliant video, thank you that was the laugh I needed. Love The Stotts reference too 😁

[@davethomasatemyhamster]

Reminds me of my schooldays. Teacher once showed us how to make mustard gas. Oh and always add acid to water, not water to acid , or your face will melt. Great days😇😇

[@alexgordon3196]

Paul made me choke on my food with the AU joke. Fuck you Paul lol I almost died laughing so hard

[@rossvegas7]

Easily pleased?

[@alexgordon3196]

@@rossvegas7 it was clearly a funny joke. Not my fault you lack having a sense of humor. You are clearly Bh lol

[@WhatHoSnorkers]

Stone beats scissors, scissors beats paper, paper beats stone. Iron defeats fire... When you said Aluminium foil and iron powder, I thought "ooooh Thermite". Awwww.

[@Digitiser]

Next time...

[@chessoc7799]

Iron powder and Aluminium Mr Biffo makes Thermite :)

[@GianfrancoGallizia]

But please DO IT OUTSIDE!

[@RFC3514]

Unless it's indoor thermite.

[@StormkeeperPU]

SWOT stands for Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, and Threats... One of the few things I recall from when I studied Computer Games at university xD It's a Project Management term, or at least I picked it up from the Project Management course at uni, as we needed to know about SWOT Analyses, Milestones, and Gant Charts!

[@StormkeeperPU]

Also, I've yet to get even halfway through the video, but I'm kinda concerned that you'll almost blow yourselves up again!

[@wolfie78]

Digi-Know. That's what we've been waiting for! I was hoping this would be a 'Weak PH/Panny' episode. And it was! Hooray for science!

[@MancPeteYT]

6:19 - Paused video, the feeling of dread got too much. XD

[@heyhonpuds]

Great to see you back.

[@deadbydayinblack]

Iron and aluminium........fucking thermite. They let you two make thermite.? Thats kinda dodgy.....kinda. But your right...used to get copper (II) sulphate and all manner of great things .

[@tncorgi92]

This was every chemistry course I had in high school.

[@GmodPlusWoW]

8:54, that "science music" sounds like it could have been in an EarthBound battle. You could imagine Jeff letting off a bunch of bottle rockets at a pile of sentient spoff while this tune plays.

[@HawkThingable]

More digi-know please

[@Digitiser]

More on the way!

[@HawkThingable]

@@Digitiser 🤩

[@steve64464]

Science ! , I was sure they were gonna blow the room up this time. when you said iron powder and aluminium i thought you were making termite and was gonna burn a hole though the table and the floor into the earth's crust.

[@RFC3514]

Hey, who edited this, and what did you do to Biffo? The _real_ Mr. Biffo would have edited in the full intro to Digi-Know every single time. Possibly making it _bigger_ each time.

[@Iformdevastator]

Biffo drinking what is basically salt water and saying it's fine makes me doubt his credentials as a science man

[@Digitiser]

I survived! Therefore: SCIENCE!

[@Iformdevastator]

@@Digitiser BUT AT WHAT COST!

[@gaijintendo]

In some ways, this was the Hellboy remake I watched.

[@AcornElectron]

Well, science is knowledge and if knowledge is power then this could be described as .... consistently consistent.

[@die_Katze98]

Mmmm, my favourite. Green acidic salt water. Delicious.

[@illegalsmileivxx6062]

"Fact Hunt," and the flash of Larry Bundy. 😂

[@botulismsauce]

It's poetry in motion

[@DarthPerkins]

I'm a bit late to the party on this one, but could anybody tell me if someone actually threw a fork with a sausage on it across the dining hall in Grange Hill? It was always teased in the animated opening; I watched the first few episodes in 1978 but lost interest as there was no fork/sausage action. That, and the last thing I wanted to watch after school was a programme about school. And did anybody have to do P.E. in their pants in the show? If not, it wasn't very realistic. Perhaps Biffo can help by Googling 'children in their pants'.

[@davethomasatemyhamster]

Don't think so, unfortunately😢😢

[@DarthPerkins]

@@davethomasatemyhamster Dammit...for forty one years I've just had questions; why is it thrown? Who throws it? Why a sausage? Why an unsuitable aerodynamically deficient fork? C'mon studios...if you can give spin-offs to Breaking Bad, why not a fork/sausage sequel to answer all the questions. 'Grange Hill: The Sausage Conundrum' is just waiting for you, David Lynch.

[@osholio]

Can Digitiser do science? No. Sorry. Your candle burned out long before, your iron filings ever did.

[@ilikemorestuff]

Watch this with both eyes open, it'll make you wonder.

[@99nerka]

Eli really aged :P

[@voodoochile333]

Gannon was on Nick Helms podcast and he never mentioned Biffo or Digitiser once. Bit disappointed he didn't spread the word.

[@Digitiser]

HE OBVIOUSLY HATES ME.

[@zootius]

My Dad just came back from a high-class caravan (glam-vans) holiday where Carol Vordeman and her family were in the caravan next to his. He saw her in her dressing gown every morning. Enjoy that image, Paul.

[@Digitiser]

Is this true!??

[@zootius]

@@Digitiser *checks* It is true.

[@Digitiser]

@@zootius :-o

[@jubeaumont6305]

The amount of money she has made from conning old people to sell their houses and ruin their kids inheritance I'd have thought she'd have taken a typical 5 star hotel holiday as opposed to a caravan no matter how 'glam' they purport to be

[@ollieb9875]

Most inept and funny! More science!

[@paper__crane]

My science kit when I was a kid had something called Phenylphthaline. I seem to remember it changed color when combined with certain things.

[@strongcoffee7]

Panny, Manny and Fanny have you met the triplets?

[@jafwilding]

At school, my friend Simon used to say this horrible phrase about the female science teachers: “I wonder if Mrs. Thingy has ever been on the Periodic Table.” He also bragged of his promiscuity in impregnating women. “I’m sure there are hundreds of little mes running around.”

[@dragster40]

Someone has been researching their stems a bit much. Kin marvellous episode, laughed my cock off again, brilliant.

[@peterdoa1]

no he said ask a an adult , not a pryomaniac man child

[@ListerDavid]

There no time for tiffin!

[@kelpkelp5252]

Will all the videos be filmed on 16mm now? :-)

[@RFC3514]

16mm film (well, Super-16) is actually roughly equivalent to HD, in terms of resolution (and quite a bit better than consumer-level HD, in terms of dynamic range). Digitiser is shot on 7.62 mm Unsharpmasked ™ Potatovision ®.

[@kelpkelp5252]

:D

[@Digitiser]

Ugh. I hate that this happened, but I'm trying to ignore it! Should be nice and crisp again after a couple more vids.

[@RFC3514]

You do realise people will complain, right? "What is this? Everything in focus? Mainstream garbage! Charlie Brooker would have shot it in NTSC Video 2000!"

[@lorcannagle]

Digitiser: "can also be explosive"

[@Captain.Scarlet]

What is this, 2 minutes and the box was opened!

[@ahandsomefridge]

I Digididn't know, and I still don't. I think. Science!

[@TheCarArchives96]

Not an old Butcher but Pat & Frank Butcher

[@adamdenby1282]

Blue Peter got fk all on you two

[@wesleyboyer6654]

Why do chemist call Helium, Curium and Barium the medical elements? Cause if ya can’t Helium or Curium ya Barium!

[@wazmanmarsh]

Fancy putting the bloody candle out and your wall is still crap lol

[@Digitiser]

Husss.

[@TheRetroArchive]

I gave it a 'like' and I didn't even watch it. That's how I roll. Throwing the money before the lap-dance. That's me. NOW DANCE.

[@heyhonpuds]

Labyrinth Bowie style, and the sexy codpiece too.

[@TheRetroArchive]

@@heyhonpuds DANCE-magic-DANCE! You remind me of the babe. What babe? The babe with the power. What power? Power of VOODOO who do? YOU-DO. Do what? remind me of the beeeaaabe

[@NetsFantastico]

Ha ha I can confirm that the teachers at that school were all either a bit noncy or had something a bit wrong with them 😂

[@martinlynn4733]

Critic acid mixed with mystery element = my hands are missing due too explosions

[@MightyJonE]

If Stephen Hawking was still alive, he could’ve learnt a thing or two from this show!

[@MatOfTheDead]

after the fireworks you let biffo near a science kit?????

[@peterdoa1]

no radioactive material not a real science kit

[@ItsTheFizz]

Paul... WHY DO YOU KEEP LETTING BIFFO PLAY WITH PYROTECHNICS?!?!

[@captainvsk]

They need witnesses for the upcoming disaster

[@dcflake5645]

Gannon can't count to 25 correctly how is he supposed to manage science for 10 year olds?

[@SilverArse]

More kids signing up for media studies and golf course management courses after viewing this video.

[@KingofPotatoPeople]

The words ‘science’ and ‘shit’ have the same etymological origin. And now I know why

[@UTubeLurker01]

On Tiffin! X,D why was that so funny! Lol

[@trevorrandom]

This show is a bit like HOW but a bit more clueless

[@Digitiser]

More like "WHY?"

[@vexphoenix]

Oh my god OH MY GOD yESSSSSS #digiknow #panny

[@GreyHulk2156]

"Can we do science?" No

[@JonnBlanchard]

I don't think either of you count as an adult, not in this context

[@ABrit-bt6ce]

If you like kids chemistry kits then check out Andrew Szydlo over here. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hJKac6Nqm9eMfdk He's the man. :)

[@jonmahashintina]

ohh yeah, this is what i like to see, acids, and chlorides, and making beautiful sparks together, mmmmmm.

[@anumeon]

Apologies for the following tasteless joke. If a woman keeps track of her menstrual cycle. Would that mean that she writes dates on a periodic table?

[@RFC3514]

You _should_ apologise. For the punctuation.

[@mattywakker8989]

Now that's successful lol how about you try some magic tricks lol

[@Digitiser]

We're going to!

[@Vamptonius]

00:00 - No.

[@Vamptonius]

And, aren't you meant to be on holiday?

[@Vamptonius]

00:30 - You guys need a Discord because I can't upload animated gif files here.

[@Vamptonius]

00:46 - Science, Technology, Engineering, Maths? Or English? Or, Sausage, Tomato, Egg & Mushrooms? Or Spam?

[@Vamptonius]

02:08 - The cat who is far away and waiting for the 'Kaboom' before coming home.

[@Vamptonius]

02:24 - We still don't. That's *why* we watch.

[@slimeyslug50]

This was the worst science ever.

[@Digitiser]

*Best

[@WINDAKLEENA2866]

naughty butchers. they get their meat deliveries at the back door

[@mathieuleader8601]

not an exact science more of an alchemy really

[@DarthPerkins]

2:38 WHAT did you call Larry, Paul?!

[@SB-et9nf]

Fact-tons. Larry is a crazy source of info!

[@RFC3514]

Er... Fact Hunt. It's the name of Larry's series / book.

[@SB-et9nf]

@@RFC3514 there ya go

[@DarthPerkins]

And here's another three people bad at maths...me and my wife.

[@thekelvingreen]

No. You cannot do science. But it was funny, so who cares about STEM?