Can We Get To Elite Smash In Under 7 Minutes?

[@pinklemonadeschannel]

“let us know in the comments why we kicked him off” is so funny and I’m sad it wasn’t acknowledged

[@Matias-fh2hf]

Its funny because then dash gets to find out

[@Satou-san420]

we all know he is allowed back when he finishes pikmin

[@xhshdd7113]

I don't get why they're saying he's kicked off since he's a guest

[@simanolastname2399]

@@xhshdd7113 they're memeing

[@freamhipstro]

*_It's because Dash's antiperspirant joke is way funnier._*

[@fookyuen5939]

Reasons why Dash was kicked off the channel: Reason 1: he didn't drive the bald joke into the ground enough Reason 2: it's been too long since he's talked about In-N-Out Reason 3: not Josh Reason 4: hates Deltarune 2 and Terraria Reason 5: Roy GSP is too high

[@leonasty69]

Reason 6: the antiperspirant joke wasn't driven into the ground enough

[@gollum6ix9ine83]

Whatever

[@Cyanopsia]

hating Terraria is reaching unfathomable new levels of unbased, previously thought to be impossible

[@gaelananderson3818]

reason 4 is damning

[@KaroxNightshade]

@@Cyanopsia Bro I'm so concerned I didn't know someone didn't like Terraria. In all my 7 years of playing Terraria and my 1500 hours in the past 2 years I never realized that someone didn't like Terraria. I didn't know it was possible.

[@kikiretzorg1467]

I live for Jo and Dash arguing about Bowser Junior’s hair while Jacob tries to play as duck hunt at 137%

[@RandomUser11170]

Did you know: if you put "3" in the middle of "137", you get "1337", which is the funny gamer number?! :)

[@Unmustache1]

@@RandomUser11170 holy shit thats incredible

[@theillusionist1494]

The weird cuts are either technical issues or the subtlest bit ever done on the channel No words are getting cut off or anything, so it might be actual editing, and the idea that actual editing is a bit in and of itself is more hilarious than the bit itself

[@SplitDip]

I think in the last episode they said something about their TV having issues where it would just go black which would show up on the recording so that is probably what is being cut out

[@theillusionist1494]

@@SplitDip I remembered that, but there was also a moment where Jacob said “I’m looking at the computer, and it’s not happening on the capture, just the tv,” as well as a couple moments where they said “Oh, the screen just turned off” when there was no cut, so I don’t think that’s it. Also, if that was happening as often and as long as the cuts in these videos, I definitely think _I_ would be more worried than they seem, at least.

[@brady1689]

They cut off just enough where they got into elite smash in 7 minutes. The cuts in previous episodes were just preparing us for this if I had to guess

[@bombyman84]

My least favorite Dash moment was his perspirant joke. Thankfully he made up for it with his antiperspirant joke!

[@poir7025]

tell them to play more hades

[@outofthecoral]

i loved dash's antiperspirant joke but his perspirant joke sucked

[@jamesi9819]

!

[@liljjstudios]

Jacob audibly getting up and yelling "FUCK!" after losing the Duck Hunt game while Jo yells at Dash for the 'ruff' joke is peak fucking comedy

[@shooshiwhooshi8736]

I absolutely love Jacob getting mad while Joe and Dash talk about bald people. It's one of the funniest things ever.

[@mimik396]

dash isnt in this episode

[@jacksonsmith2955]

@@mimik396 he comes in about halfway through

[@mikhailshaw7030]

jo*

[@CosmicTornado1]

Who’s Joe?

[@briftdoard]

@@jacksonsmith2955 no he doesnt

[@saiiqb]

Wow the production value of this episode is huge

[@RomanceEnjoyer88]

I saw a single cut

[@Sann_Omega]

@@RomanceEnjoyer88 exactly

[@rulersreachf4n223]

True I love the Star Wars inspired bad cuts

[@fullmetaIdipshit]

@@RomanceEnjoyer88 I know right!

[@Kazu173_]

@@RomanceEnjoyer88 either you didn't get a single minute into the video or you weren't paying attention at all because there is definitely more than a single cut

[@pragmat1k]

"And there's going to be a mobile game, but we're going to port it to the 3DS?" "What's a 3DS?" "Well that's my second idea" *Miyamoto pops out from behind him.* I started choking on what I was eating.

[@ninjaelectivire1118]

Wow this is an amazing speedrun! I can’t believe they reached Elite Smash in under 7 minutes!

[@Darkbrotherhood348]

28 secs in and u haven't watched it all yet 💁🏻

[@poir7025]

tell them to play more hades

[@macrosan.]

@@Darkbrotherhood348 did you say the s***** word??????

[@wozaow]

@@macrosan. holy fuck they said the s*** word

[@macrosan.]

@@wozaow #NotCool

[@mudkipfan2585]

This is officially the worst episode since dash isn't here to say his antiperspirant joke

[@poir7025]

tell them to play more hades

[@14.ghoullz]

But the funny dog with a significant presence on rule 34 is in this video.

[@macrosan.]

@@14.ghoullz is that "dog" supposed to be an antiperspirant joke?

[@14.ghoullz]

@@macrosan. oh my god your right

[@monterraythehomeless]

He wasn't in any of the endless easy either, making that the worst series on this channel

[@Reisen_Inaba]

Dash's "And it just got ruffer" joke was the highlight of this episode

[@Kalesoup_]

9:35 Jo's cackles are never not going to give me life

[@ProfessorXenoblade]

on god

[@aidenzorn8322]

Jo is my favorite Alpharad character

[@dogAB]

ah yes, the Dog Episode! you got all the dogs in! Isabelle, Duck Hunt, and Banjo!

[@KatsuTG]

username checks out

[@Tonjit41]

Luigi is more of a dog than Banjo.

[@bearlux2599]

I love how Jacob hates duck hunt enough that he’d willingly bring up being bald.

[@bearlux2599]

And dash’s gasp of excitement when he realized what was happening

[@official32]

I, as a Toon Link main, can confirm everything said in this episode.

[@Justicetom21]

Wow, this was a really good speedrun! I can't believe you did it so quickly without any cuts

[@silversx109]

Jo suddenly understanding Jawsh after that dog pun just might be my favorite moment on this channel

[@RandomUser11170]

Getting to Elite Smash in under 7 minutes? That's a Hit! Rushing my good friend Jo, who is just trying to go the right way? That's a Miss!

[@ElariaFlori]

TRUE. Thank you, based gaymer girl

[@paradox_vtuber6861]

They kicked him off because they were feeling self conscious because of how funny his antiperspirant joke was

[@realkingofantarctica]

I feel like Jacob came up with this idea with a 69 joke in mind, without remembering that seconds in time only go up to 60 and not 100, so there would be no way to make 6:90.

[@macrosan.]

@JHONNY thank you, Johnny. thank you

[@jeezuhskriste5759]

If they make it in 7:30 that’s the same as 6:90. Also, X:09 is (X-1):69

[@spynix0718]

Bottom 5 Dash moments: 1. When he wasn't here 2. When he wasn't here 3. When he wasn't here 4. When he wasn't here 5. Before he made the antiperspirant joke.

[@theredstoneengineer6934]

They did indeed get elite smash in 7 minutes. Not an Icarus moment to be seen.

[@pyromaniac000000]

34:45 most medical-related businesses still use fax machines in the US too. Usually for appointment recommendations and all that jargon.

[@ilshail153]

Ok I know Dash's antiperspirant joke is probably the peak of comedy, but the "kingdom hearts elevator pitch" bit in this episode honestly slaps

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

Sad that it's a mid episode bit and no one will knowm

[@invertebrado]

BINGO! Today they talk about: jawsh, bald podcast, and among us! The only thing missing this episode is to mention in and out Animal Style

[@solsoman102]

i can't believe jacob unironically gaslit gatekept and girlbossed

[@brodymcmillan7812]

dashes anti perspirant joke still remains the funniest joke in this video

[@poir7025]

tell them to play more hades

[@ConceptsYep]

They didn't notice that Isabelle is now their character with the highest GSP

[@CelsteOld]

Guys j think we need to talk about the editing in these videos. It’s just really overwhelming because they happen and I don’t like that. We deserve the old alpharad deluxe

[@cogbait]

I noticed that they started to cut parts of the episodes and have been confused since

[@invertebrado]

@@cogbait they just cut a little in the beginning to have elite smash under 7 minutes

[@kittywar123]

My favorite dash moment is when he said he wanted to put Isabelle into a dryer!

[@EnderTheBlack]

If you guys do want to dabble in randomizers on the channel, or other channels, i think it would be so funny if you guys played through the super metroid/link to the past dual randomizer. Every run I have ever seen has been utter chaos and I think it would benifit from three men fighting over what to do

[@seanhennessy3968]

It's pretty fun watching Betus and PKRose do that. I'm game to watch more.

[@ohno6130]

Wow! the video was buffering for me when the mario named Lag was on screen. this is truly immersive editing the likes of which i have never seen before. Thank you Jo!

[@KamiakHD]

I like these videos while the initial ad is playing I don't care what the content is about every video is a banger

[@liamhall8118]

The reason Dash is gone is because he finally lost his wholesomeness making his job invalid as the wholesome guy

[@RellaBurger]

I like how dash is in more videos on this channel than all three of is other channels combined

[@kwisowofer9872]

I think the top 5 Dash moment is his antiperspirant joke.

[@poir7025]

tell them to play more hades

[@divineterabyte5181]

Im actually crying tears of joy for Duck Hunt thank you so much you guys are amazing 🙏🙏🙏

[@kingsmithgaming8726]

I've unironically been waiting for the Banjo-Kazooie elite smash video I'm hyped

[@skeletonaardwolf118]

1:37 Was that a cut? In a Alpharad Deluxe video? I never thought I'd see the day Edit: A... a second one? 2:54. Oh my.

[@remosist]

tbh i didnt even see the cut

[@extinctcarrots]

I think a better title for this video is, "Dash and Joe argue about baldness while Jacob loses with duck hunt"

[@Marb315]

Jacob going insane while Dash and Jo argue about whether or not Bowser Jr. is bald is peak deluxe

[@jarondratman]

I wonder when they'll realize they haven't unlocked the best character in the game Bowser Jr

[@seanhennessy3968]

Don't worry, they're already Bowser Jr.

[@plantyt3246]

I was working on a poster in English about who’s fault it was that Romeo and Juliet died (Capulet) and there were two girls working next to my group and we just kind of listened in hear silence as one girl gaslit the other into thinking that her left hand was her right and vice versa. I don’t think she fully believed it but she was definitely questioning her entire existence. Especially when another guy walked over and helped with the gaslighting

[@plantyt3246]

@@jailborb thanks

[@plantyt3246]

@@jailborb wait oh no am I being gaslit

[@onebadduc1937]

Dash just out did himself with that dog joke

[@generalguy64x]

The Deluxe crew playing Hide & Seek in Walmart is the content I'm looking for.

[@lechonkvgc8857]

not uploading for months, declaring the channel being dead, uploading on a relatively regular schedule: peak gaslighting well done

[@kingnessingtoniii8529]

5. when he wanted 2 burgers 4. #2 3. he was the chicken 2. josh coming on 1. dash talking

[@Trinity_BLiGHTS]

Alpharad: struggling with Duck Hunt The boys: arguing if Bowser Jr. is bald

[@nardclip6317]

Watching all of elite smash now makes this feel like when you binge a show pre and post time skip

[@JKDrixter]

Dash obviously had to leave to die and get reincarnated into a f*cken rock for this episode.

[@rang2111]

"Pokemon trainer? No we gotta savor that one, that's a palette cleanser" Jacob alpharad of the past, I have unfortunate news

[@icarusmarioFAN]

The total watch time of the Elite Smash series as of this episode (June 5th, 2022) is now 33:53:45, or 2033.75 minutes. 2033.75 minutes equals 84.73 anime episodes at 24 minutes per episode. At some point I should start listing anime that are about the same length as this series (which you definitely rewatched every episode of at least once)

[@ibvennn6699]

at 24:34 since the Bowser junior did spinout off stage he actually gets his side b back so he could have actually made it back if any of you guys were wondering

[@sonnyanderson3925]

The fact that THIS video is 35 minutes long tells a story

[@monterraythehomeless]

5. His Internet name sounds like a tryhard 4. He's a Luigi fan 3. He's not Ellie 2. For the bit 1. He was too wholesome

[@leonasty69]

I absolutely agree with reason 3

[@begoade9795]

Deluxe Walmart vlog would go almost as crazy as shroud goes to Walmart

[@WilliamAbelXIII]

I need a Thousand Year Door randomizer in my life now.

[@kommanderkermit4874]

Yoooo I like this new Dash fella, certainly a hit from me.

[@pinkleafsheep]

watching this a minute after upload, such a clean speedrun

[@pinkleafsheep]

holy shit, shitty stupid cringe is finally here:0!!!!

[@hooverhoover5]

28:28 Jo promises to take Dash to a Walmart

[@masl1740]

1: too bald 2: died of anti pesperant 3: got killed by a clash royale XBow 4: he ascended 5: too funny would have destroyed youtube trends

[@roniusadethel9768]

Least favorite Dash moment #5: His antiperspirant joke. Least favorite Dash moment #4: His antiperspirant joke. Least favorite Dash moment #3: His antiperspirant joke. Least favorite Dash moment #2: His antiperspirant joke. Least favorite Dash moment #1: He's not here in this video to make the antiperspirant joke.

[@GoblinsAreReal]

Didn’t realize how bad Jacob was at Duck Hunt. He just kept hitting that his teammate with the can. There was a moment when he hit his off stage and it was pixels from detonating on his teammate trying to recover. That Toon Link deserved to take your stock.

[@gangjittleyang]

My top 5 favourite Dash moments are: 1. Troll Face 2. Cereal Spitting guy 3. Harambe 4. Scumbag Steve 5. Dame dane (If I were to make this again I think that Scumbag Steve would be lower but idk)

[@squak___]

Really feeling the bajookie energy in this episode today

[@theillusionist1494]

22:53 This is the beginning of the moment of this entire series

[@herrsteinr637]

Kicked off again? Probably just applying his antiperspirant (world's funniest joke) in the bathroom right now

[@metalapplesus]

Dear Jo: Yes there is an Among Us Jawsh moment. It's on the main channel in all it's glory.

[@ianelder2362]

So much editing! I wonder if it’s DotColin editing. This video is a 10/10 in my book. I’m so sorry

[@georgeok4582]

wow that win was cool, but i think the coolest thing in this video was Dash's antiperspirant joke

[@jeremyrivera660]

Gotta say, looking at the video title, then seeing video length, really blazing some trails here guys.

[@littletimmy6972]

Wtf was that cut at 1:37? Terrifying shit.

[@yeetusfaleetus]

Gotta love the expert discussions on the Bald Podcast

[@derekkim593]

I was so taken aback when I noticed editing and I kinda thought Tyler was back

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

last episode i left a comment about guilty gear, this episode theyre playing with "Remlethal" the minmin main. Surrender to your fate jacob, youll have to play an anime fighter eventually, the universe wants it

[@felixcohen1247]

Dash was kicked off the channel because he didn't believe in the 7 minute elite smash speedrun. I do believe in the 7 minute speedrun so i liked and subscribed, and will now proceed with watching the video.

[@ctomsky]

"Can We Get To Elite Smash In Under 7 Minutes?" **looks at time stamp** "No."

[@tungstenfridge5573]

Ngl watching this content makes me feel better after playing K Rool on Elite Smash and losing to 50 years of lag

[@tungstenfridge5573]

I hate having to be a better player to beat these Pikas, Marios and Soras fml

[@bcndooz3294]

Dash's biggest win was his antiperispant joke, which was also the best joke in this episode

[@poir7025]

tell them to play more hades

[@AFluffyFiend]

dash's dog joke was my favorite dash moment! real funny!!!

[@musoumiko4730]

I can't believe they kicked dash off the team so he could edit the video, a real 10er for the deluxe boys

[@6pmhotdog]

YIIK mentioned at 21:35

[@FurbyFizz]

my sound was off on my phone and I thought the bit this time around was that they muted the video entirely and everyone was playing along with the bit in the comments and talked about their favorite moments

[@ICantBelieveItsNotBigCheese]

can’t wait for episode 47 :)

[@EliDrSus]

You should watch “Wach me Whip / Nae Nae extended ful version” by JD McKinstry

[@hclink7315]

The edits keep scaring me. I’m not used to such things on my 2nd favorite channel!!1!

[@FrostHound]

Is it weird to say I liked it better when they kept the dead air in? I get the reason for doing this for literally everything else, but with this channel it always felt right for some reason lmao

[@TheMetaKid]

I assumed it was just from the technical but with their television that they mentioned.

[@Nhensler2468]

My guy really had to chalk up the skill to do that all

[@gunnadahun]

10:40 Jacob tried to grab the reflection

[@ssaltsorf5708]

oh yeah, this is still going on, time to bingewatch

[@cocoa2828]

2:55 is that an edit? in an alpharad deluxe video?? this isn't the alpharad deluxe channel i came to love...

[@CelsteOld]

I think dash bottom 5 moments is not his antiperspirant joke

[@johnperdue5125]

I didnt catch the rough joke untill it was explained

[@Luigi-np8td]

dash's antiperspirant joke was probably the worst dash moment, not because it was a bad joke, but because it was so good it overshadowed all his other jokes

[@EnzoMaz]

His antiperspirant joke was funnier than anything u could think of so you were mad and kicked him off

[@TheZedman5000]

*sees video title* *sees video length* “Guess not”

[@aidenzorn8322]

Bottom 5 dash moment was his antiperspirant joke because it’s the only thing he’s ever done

[@EvilToe]

did you know that if you combine the words "is" and "a bell", you get "Isabelle"?

[@tomatosaucelol]

what about "kat" and "ana"?

[@user-sc5ml9wc7k]

The most editing to ever be in a video