Can we get TWO GeoGuessr Distance wins in 30 minutes?!

[@al3xaguirr3]

The fact that Geo Jim got a gong and Geo Zack is chimeless is an absolute tragedy

[@gregbohnert2789]

My favourite part of Geoguessr is Jimmy getting so excited to see people and then guessing either Bulgaria or Romania no matter what that person looks like. He thinks every human being on earth looks Bulgarian.

[@mattcusto]

“Hope I don’t run into 4 grown men that are frustrated with their own downfall.” Make that five, Jimmy 🥺

[@connorkelley6433]

The boys were a little distracted this episode. Felt like they played down to their competition

[@MaryEllenBrown]

I love that there used to be other guys that nailed it and you called them cheaters and now you are the guys who nail the most random places. That’s character development

[@seamusmcavey3826]

Christmas Island’d right after the smack talk…a tragedy.

[@PimpMacSlickBac]

Jimmy started off in the weird zone today and I am all for it. Either that or he just got ripped after lunch... 1:30 on a Wednesday, Jimmy get's weird

[@Sklounst_Actual]

You can change your distance units from KM to miles in the settings, if you want!

[@austintreu6252]

I am a Canadian who now lives in France and remarked one thing about France : you guys don't do well with France. After Jomboy's comment, I did a little research on the history of Bain-de-Bretagne and wasn't expecting much but was quite pleased with my findings. The earliest reports I found from this town were from 1127 they constructed a moat around a feudal castle, the first in the district of bain. In 1340 the Marzelière family took control of the district and held it until 1778 when the family ran out of male heirs. During this time, the city converted to protestantism. The district of Bain was attacked in 1792 by royalists during the French Revolution. However the priest of that district commanded a small force to repel them. 209 soldiers from this small town died during WWI, 9 of them on foreign soil. 30 soldiers from this town died during WWII. The town was then liberated in August of 1944 by an American armoured division during which, the german army took 50 hostages with threats that they would burn the town down due to a resistance member who successfully assassinated a nazi soldier via a bullet to the head.

[@cjampcj]

No links this ep with the shirts on could’ve been causing the GeoGod Guys to be off… needed their energies to align since there were undeniable moments of dominance 🐕

[@MikeP2055]

Christmas Island has a distinct Google vehicle -- I think it's a truck. As you spun around you could see it. You guys have gotten so much better but Chimer's gotta chime, baby! Watch that clock, watch for right- or left-hand drive, etc.

[@gregbohnert2789]

That “I don’t think we’ve ever gotten France” by Jimmy got me 😂

[@pbure94]

"What language is that again, acrylic?" That almost killed me

[@MikeP2055]

Hahahah, so close yet so far away. 😁

[@bg2e]

If Geo Jim's goal was to sabotage the game, mission accomplished!

[@pramitz6500]

29:59 best part of a geogod vid i've seen in awhile. that line into the jake rage after CHRISTMAS FUCKING ISLANDS was too good

[@danielmedeiros6803]

Since Jimmy likes quick tips, here's one very easy to remember: when you see "ão" ou "ões" (like in here: 13:05), it's Portuguese, meaning it's probably either Portugal or Brazil - since the other Portuguese speaking countries seem to never appear on geoguessr. And I think Jake knew it was Portuguese, but couldn't be sure - well, now you can :)

[@gunnysak5094]

Can’t fuckin believe y’all got Christmas Island dunked on.. …Happy Holidays

[@danhennessey7492]

Tip for you. LEARN WHAT COUNTRIES DRIVE ON A CERTAIN SIDE OF THE ROAD. The Auckland guess is clearly on the left but Jim gave 10 other reasons why it IS the US.

[@TheTEN24]

Definitely not locked in this ep lol

[@jordanrussell412]

Love watching every episode. Leaving exactly one possible hint: Every time i've seen the one where it looks like its just backpackers holding a camera walking through the woods, its been Madagascar. I think China also has handheld cameras as well but thats usually more urban.

[@Retired_Detective51]

My dad was from that one town in Italy. He was a professional cork soaker. His dad was also a cork soaker, and his father before him was also a great cork soaker. Cork soaking runs deep in our family’s history. I hope to be a great cork soaker as well one day.

[@combobulater]

Quick hint…when you guys are 10,000km off, that is approximately the width of Asia. It seems sometimes when you have alot of distance to make up you aren’t moving far enough.

[@Toogs]

Guesses with distances greater than 10,000km are actually closer to the opposite point on the globe -- which is useful information if you know how to use it. In the extreme case, getting a distance of around 20,000km is actually great news: you just need to find the *exact opposite* point on the globe

[@IwatchJomboyMedia]

Jimmy this whole episode is an ad for kushy dreams

[@busterok24]

As soon as I heard "the kids table" I knew the result.

[@chuntguntley8771]

I'm sorry you were Christmas Islanded by that putz, I'll work day and night to ensure there is no Christmas Island.

[@hmott93]

My god this was the most ADD episode I’ve ever seen…. FOCUS 🤣

[@WhatShouldMyHandleB]

The foreign sounding language in New Zealand is Māori which is the indigenous people who fought off and beat back the British

[@nomarlebron8456]

787 is the area code for all of puerto rico, that's why the pattern was the same as American like Jake said. flag guy I'm putting this on you despite the fact you are only a flag guy and nothing more, but yeah 787 for puerto rico! boricua!

[@cmurda]

I guess, legally, I gotta leave a comment. Love your stuff y'all ♥️

[@StevenG14]

Here before Lindsey

[@pbjbagel]

Madagascar often (or always?) has a person walking with the camera.

[@asdfaeou]

Saw the tasseled windshield and was like "That's Armenian or surrounding area" is that helps for the future?

[@jfrazier3809]

Christmas Island is only when your google car has a small white truck bed. Don’t confuse it with the African truck bed tho. Very different landscape.

[@colbyallfrey2589]

Cannot believe you guys got Christmas Islanded by Sockbro from the top rope

[@ErrickAdams]

Whenever they call Singapore "Singa". My brain starts playing the 1936 Warner Bros movie/song "I love to Singa"

[@aegiswat]

Meta Hint For Jimmy: Truck with snorkel = Kenya

[@aro327]

“They just Christmas Islanded us!!!!!!”

[@5lanediver]

y'all didn't link in the link shirts?

[@jonahunger2981]

How is Jake carrying this team now

[@nicholasmarkey8016]

Jake singing Ian Van Dahl’s “Castles in the Sky” made me an instant fan.

[@pardox28]

If you can't get a win at the kid's table, doesn't that imply you're not ready for the main table? I kid, I kid. You guys have gotten pretty good at this game. Some of those finds were pro-level finds. But at least now you all are dead certain where Christmas Island is on a map.

[@THUGSHAKERPRODUCTIONS]

Midway's another instant lock. Always click it once I see the runway, birds, and red/white cylinder thing

[@NateBradySteele]

Just curious, do they blur out the destination on the front of buses? Y'all see a lot of buses and it's pretty common practice to put the destination at the top of the windshield.

[@gregbohnert2789]

I don’t think they blur it out but it’s usually a pretty specific region. Rarely a city and definitely not a country so pretty hard to tell the country from that.

[@Omegasphere]

Christmas Island, look for the gray truck bed.

[@OJ-Simpson]

Jake “Blowholes” Storiale

[@JackDeVineDnD]

Hey Geo God Guys, quick hint: when you see an à or ã, it's likely Portuguese, which probably means Brazil or Portugal.

[@principalmcvicker6530]

I can't believe you got Christmas Island'd

[@braves_fan2752]

Jake's reaction to Jimmy saying he flaunts geographical knowledge was my wife when I brag about my WORLDE + correct neighbors + correct flag every day.

[@jeremyachristensen]

This is maybe the snippiest I've ever seen Jim and Jake.

[@e_eyster]

I guarantee you that you have seen plenty of videos and images of Christmas Island. Its the place with the thousands of red crabs that migrate across it every year.

[@BOBMAN-zt9fz]

Oh boy 33 minutes, who could know if they win or lose!!

[@CadChamberlain]

we need kids table merch

[@franklinwohnoutka7051]

they definitely popped an eddie before this one

[@jayhensley5916]

I know a Lindsey.

[@markchilton2812]

Hint: Blonde lady tourist walking with guides = Madagascar

[@swallowmyplantain3337]

Also if you see something that has -ão then you're either in Brazil or Portugal, it's a very common difference between Spanish and Portuguese

[@rotcod2886]

Geo Jimmy is looking kind of svelt.

[@bungalo50]

Jimmy watch out the car following you is Nigeria not Tunisia

[@swallowmyplantain3337]

Jomboy I love you for the Romania comment

[@JEM2905]

@8:40 It is for a different country #Nigeria

[@mattferrerisLA]

What was the rock music intro about

[@gregbohnert2789]

I’m begging you guys to start paying just a LITTLE attention to what side of the road people drive on. UK, Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa drive on the left side. It’s crazy how often you guys guess UK when you can tell it’s not because they are driving on the right.

[@KT-cl2cr]

30:25 - 😬

[@TimeOfDeath]

SIGN FIND

[@Top10WizardReviews]

That Christmas Islanding was pretty rough to watch.

[@chuntguntley8771]

Awwwww shid! lez geauxgh

[@zacksh33]

My name isn't Lindsey, but I'm commenting anyways. Am I doing it right?

[@mattk2740]

This is my legally required comment: Nice.

[@Matt-ty6ij]

This was a pitiful game today boys

[@gossometric]

Leaving a comment legally “Nice”

[@tombfl2812]

gg

[@st0n3dfuker]

Do you guys feel stupid when you lose to one person?

[@t.r4849]

Matty n Zach seem miserable and like they dont even wanna be there