Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only A Dart Gun?

This is gonna come as a shock to many of you, but there are guns in Fallout 3. Some are rather generic and can be found all over the wasteland, some are unique and require you to complete a certain objective or find it in a specific location. But there are also weapons you’ve got to make yourself. Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only A Dart Gun?
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I was born, become a girl, realized quicker than most newborns that it’s Nerf or nothing, cracked my knuckles, and opened a book. The Dart Gun, as the name cleverly implies, is a Dart Gun, meaning it’s a gun, so Small Guns is the main skill we’re working with. Small Guns is Agility, so max that out, Luck gives a slight bonus to all skills as well as critical hits, Intelligence for a reasonable amount of experience points per level, and the rest just sorta spread out to have an alright carry weight and durability. You don’t know this yet because I haven’t told you yet, but the Dart Gun is really a weapon for only the sneakiest of sloths, which is why it’s perfect for me. I once again tried to cut Butch’s head off, someone had stolen an important part of my forearm, and even using my powers as a god to restore the Pip-Boy to my arm did not resolve the problem. Restarting the game did, but it should’ve have taken such a drastic move to fix the problem that I might’ve caused myself.
Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only A Dart Gun? (in text form)
Here’s a fun fact, I started this run before the Chinese Pistol run, I thought it’d be funny to glitch through the wall, kill a random person like that guy from Hey Arnold did, and see if they’d still be alive several years later. Palmer was the perfect test subject because she’d be dead anyway. As she pummeled me, I had an idea for another video: a Fallout 3 suicide speed run, see how quickly you can die. Before returning back to my original path, I left everyone a replacement for the cake the synth destroyed, phased back through the wall, shot the bug, picked Small Guns, Medicine, and Sneak as my tag skills, and checked on Old Lady Palmer. She is still dead, so it’s not a total flop, but I couldn’t tell if her death was on my hands or on the roach’s. It’s entirely possible that the children didn’t consume her body after I gave them their gift, at my birthday party I might add, then the Overseer, so distraught over losing his mistress, covered her naked body with a Vault Suit and left her on the floor, where she’d spent so much of her life.
That really could’ve happened. After threatening to shove a snowglobe into Amata’s skull through her ear, I got the key, borrowed some ammo, made my fantastical escape, and began the quest to create a Dart Gun. It’s got 4 components: a Pain Gun, a Toy Car, a single slice of surgical tubing, and a Radscorpion Posion Gland, oooh, that last’s one’s tricky. And of course you also need the blueprints for the pice of shit. Now the first three components are not that difficult to come across, unless of course you’re looking for them specifically. If you just play the game and loot a bunch of worthless garbage, you’ll have those things in no time. But because you’re on a quest to find those three items, you’re never gonna find them.

[@NachosElectric]

"He died. I'm not sure if he even did anything at all." Finally found what I want on my tombstone.

[@MercurialDecree]

Agreed

[@gl11]

Sounds good

[@orionl7406]

NachosElectric thats dark :/

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

@@orionl7406 tame compared to paul's good jokes though 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

[@SamuelTBrooks]

There's a better tombstone quote later in the video, man. "I don't know that I did anything, but I tried my best."

[@nixionchang3966]

Can you beat skyrim by switching every weapon you loot Rules: when you kill or loot off of something and it has a weapon use it, if they have more than 1 weapon use the first one you can take, must loot every person you kill, chest are optional, no spells, any armor, no effects, no buying weapons

[@Nightseeker36]

This sounds epic. But what if he has to switch armor, as well

[@gialonn7599]

Oohh nicee

[@nixionchang3966]

@@Nightseeker36 what do you mean by switch armor? He only has to switch weapons and he can have any armor

[@eneco3965]

Hasn't he already done that, but in another game?

[@Lakefront_Khan]

@@eneco3965 Borderlands.

[@karmakaughtthekat]

"If I can win an argument about spy Kids while drunk I can win here" I'm sorry but wtf happened?

[@Nico42048]

We need context.......for science

[@linkcorriere846]

@@Nico42048 And that is why we all should worship mobius

[@armouredjester1622]

Discord

[@rayridge4431]

Probably something on his discord srrver

[@bigusdicccusplays1417]

It wouldn’t be mitten squad if there was context

[@djaccountisbfisbx3880]

I bet Paul owns a large guns closet, and he’s just waiting until the right time for the real game to begin. “Can you beat an entire police force without taking any damage?”

[@mossmonster6107]

Next he'll talk to God about setting a irl check point system so he can go back and try again

[@SunnyDayz16]

If he dies he can just load a save

[@theundeadkaiser1512]

Lmao

[@TATERplaysGAMES]

*The video ends when I take damage.*

[@rogen8094]

"As you can see, all was going smoothly until Barney Fife called the SWAT team."

[@okmate]

"Vault 101 armored armor" This is the reason why I love this content.

[@qw8277]

Armor Vault 101 armored armor*

[@moustashley-thelonegamer23791]

Armoured Vault 101 Armours Armoured Armour.

[@scariestkilla]

It's to the point know that my brain doesnt recognize armor as english

[@MisterJohnDoe]

“That’s 65% more bullet per bullet”

[@CBRN-115]

@@MisterJohnDoe I understood that reference

[@DoodledSandwichthe2nd]

My personal favorite mittensquad video what a legend R.I.P Paul

[@bearman_1826]

5:30 "The real meat of this muffin." I don't think I've ever despised an expression so much.

[@jedslinger2679]

🤣

[@glonk9947]

I don’t think I’ve ever loved an expression so much

[@fioafionawright8604]

Is lunch meat w custard.

[@rebakedbeans8533]

"Can you beat Paul of Mitten Squad with only an air conditioner?"

[@EzekiesAcheron]

No, because Paul of Mitten Squad will beat your air conditioner, then cry because he hurt its feelings.

[@goose93]

He would break both your legs with nerf darts

[@missingindy]

No. Paul has power beyond comprehension.

[@wasteland_gz]

666 likes

[@SirStepFin]

Lmao underrated

[@dandyb513]

I almost forgot there was a Dart Gun in this game, it's so often overlooked

[@anna9797]

In all of my hours playing I’ve never got one, I still can’t figure out how to get one and all I want to do is shoot butch with one

[@kerberosunit0224]

@@anna9797 you have to craft it

[@AmeshaSpentaArmaiti]

@@kerberosunit0224 i played the game twice and never crafted anything. do other people craft? scavenging and looting is so much easier.

[@trizztriza7787]

Dart Gun is probably the best, or at least most useful, weapon in the game. The guaranteed instant cripple to the legs no matter where you hit them is insanely OP.

[@ronaldcolman6211]

@Pinkamena Pie That's exactly why I love it. Combined with high sneak and the chinese stealth suit, you're a nearly invincible mischief machine.

[@ProtoMario]

I love guns that cripple enemies, I always aimed for the legs and then walked off.

[@realink555]

Yep. I love those guns. Especially Fallout 4’s legendary knee capper effect.

[@Mestari1Gaming]

Who is this guy?

[@jaysonredacted844]

Im not the only one who does that? Shoot off their legs and leave em to die

[@LucyWest370]

@@jaysonredacted844 by doing this you can technically do a no kill run

[@bobsborgers1660]

@@LucyWest370 wow I didn't think of that

[@The3rdThe1st]

This man has done so many challenges that he accidentally called megaton good springs lol. Love you Paul!

[@KurtFollower24]

And diamond city

[@DesperateDirt]

i’m pretty sure he does it on purpose

[@rory251]

And crazy wolfgang

[@ShadowSearcher31]

And the commonwealth

[@noelleholiday61]

Whats worse is I'll bet nobody noticed first time around

[@winstoncrane7803]

Rest in peace Paul. We will all miss you and your uplifting videos.... this is where the real game begins brother.

[@DelinquentChibi]

The dart gun is amazing for deathclaws. Watch the terror of the wastes limp along. Slowly. At your mercy. So satisfying.

[@b1battledroid153]

this isn’t concerning at all!

[@DelinquentChibi]

@@b1battledroid153 Nope, no concern here, not at all.

[@Faden47]

Dart gun is yao guays biggest weekness too

[@mogenoof]

@@Faden47i can't read this

[@maxgudjob8285]

"so engulfed in incest that one of them somehow managed to be its own father" ain't that a loving family

[@burningrivers0616]

Brings "motherfucker" to a whole new level

[@dragondan244]

"I'm my own grandpa"

[@kadecoleman4104]

Incest, it’s fun for the whole family ! 😄

[@jackxxdoa2803]

Wow I can’t believe Paul spared Grandma Sparkles from the wrath of the dart gun.

[@Techhunter_Talon]

The Curse of Grandma Sparkles was broken in a previous episode where killing her didn't cause his game to crash shortly after the act.

[@bubbyguppy]

just here to make the rounds and pay homage to a legend of our time damnit i miss you

[@kennethrivera8595]

Without his dark humor and tantrums life has become a real wasteland...😢

[@takeizo]

“There are guns in fallout 3” -Mitten Squad

[@oryonatwood9299]

Oooooh! What kinds?

[@Kuyosaki]

I am shooketh

[@MiRoKi1000]

There are swords in Elder Scrolls 5

[@ganover2756]

"There are guns in Mitten squad" -fallout 3

[@zootnoison5967]

@@oryonatwood9299 OHHHH... .32 pistol, Wild Bill's sidarm, 10mm pistol, Colonel Autumn's 10mm pistol, Silenced 10mm pistol, Chinese pistol, Zhu Rong v418 Chinese Pistol, Dart gun, Scoped .44 magnum, Blackhawk, Callahan's Magnum, Paulson's Revolver, assault rifle, infiltrator, perforator, BB gun, Chinese assault rifle, Xuanlong assault rifle, hunting rifle, Ol' Painless, Lever-Action rifle, Blackwater rifle, Lincoln's Repeater, Railway rifle, Sniper Rifle, Reservist's Rifle, Victory Rifle, Combat Shotgun, Terrible Shotgun, Double Barrel Shotgun, Sawed off Shotgun, The kneecapper, 10mm SMG, Sydney's 10mm ultra smg, Drone cannon, Drone cannon Ex-B, flamer, burnmaster, Rapid-Torch Flamer, Slo-burn flamer, Gatling laser, precision Gatling laser, Vengeance, heavy incinerator, minigun, eugene, Rock-it launcher, Fat man, Experimental MIRV, missile launcher, Miss launcher, Alien atomizer, Atomic pulverizer, Alien blaster, Captain's sidearm, Firelance, Laser pistol, Colonel Autumn's laser pistol, Protectron's Gaze, Smuggler's end, Mesmatron, microwave emitter, plasma pistol, MPLX novasurge, alien disintegrator, destabilizer, gauss rifle, laser rifle, Metal blaster, Wazer Wifle, Plasma rifle, A3-21's Plasma rifle, Tesla cannon, and the Tri-beam laser rifle!

[@xXalex5776Xx]

Me: *watches Fallout 3 video* Mitten Squad: “ [...] just around Goodsprings.” Me: “Hol’up”

[@bbj9643]

Let's not forget: *returns to Megaton* "...back in Diamond City..." 😂

[@coomingnotgoing904]

69th like

[@LuunieTuunie]

And return to the commonwealth

[@Whitnesia]

And "museum of freedom" when he was killing the super mutants outside

[@woodensquid560]

Super weird episode of skyrim

[@JKKKK15]

I love how I had found 1000s of darts in my adventures and never knew that you could make a dart gun lol

[@twinzzlers]

No offense but.. well You're a bit, Loco, aren't you?

[@HatKidPeck]

@@twinzzlersprobably but he plays Fallout. Not saying that’s a bad thing just saying you lack SOMETHING in the head for playing this game.

[@twinzzlers]

@@HatKidPeck Fair enough

[@Dutchy4564]

​@@HatKidPeck😮

[@katanah3195]

Me too! Kept selling them off because they weren't ammo for the guns I use, had no clue they were supposed to be rare.

[@GremShrub_0426]

“It’s nerf or nothing” -literally everyone

[@GremShrub_0426]

@Hans the neighborhood nazi indeed

[@EzekiesAcheron]

"It's nerf or nothing" - Blizzard.

[@MrGaming-kr5zb]

@@GremShrub_0426k

[@eddiecowen2624]

E gang

[@goose93]

"It's nerf or nothing" - nothing

[@sierrahs.2306]

"Picked small guns, sneak and medicine." Screen: *picks small guns, repair and medicine.*

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

Sneaky mechanic

[@Excaliburumbra801]

small repair , mediguns and Sneakicine

[@dehydrateddarkness3565]

@@Excaliburumbra801 Sneaky guns, Medipair and smallcine

[@Excaliburumbra801]

@@dehydrateddarkness3565 snegupair medismall and reakycine

[@Khetamine]

You didn't see because he was so sneaky

[@33_radityaabbydharma42]

Me :"It's nerf or nothing?" Mitten : "Always has been"

[@pjudipai]

Can you rob a bank with only a nerf gun?

[@august101wheatley8]

I've seen people rob banks with less

[@Dropemdown]

@@pjudipai Can you Rob a bank with a banana and peanut

[@bentgi]

always will be

[@pjudipai]

@@august101wheatley8 lol

[@checkoutmyplaylistsforente8054]

"Can you beat fallout 4 but with strong as a companion and never make him dislike something'

[@jordanspencer2157]

A Strong-like playthrough

[@TheEndlessCycle]

*STRONG HATED THAT*

[@hive2444]

Cant do anything run

[@croissant6284]

*walks* STRONG DISLIKED THAT

[@codysellers4151]

I enjoyed having him with me until he disliked me picking a lock. At that point I decided it would not work out and had to replace him.

[@michaelevans1543]

“Good morning, idiot”, I felt that, mainly because that’s how my manager greeted me this morning.

[@jwhite3389]

"They're so engulfed in incest one of them managed to become its own father." I'm dead 😂💀😭

[@steelrain714]

Seek medical help

[@edwood6015]

Yea... So one of them were abducted by aliens and through a lot of alcohol rage escaped into a time machine and landed back on earth 50 years before his abduction and promptly became his own father. Your welcome and unnecessary way this might work within fallouts cannon.

[@NODnuke45]

@@steelrain714 Stop it, get some help... :D

[@peytonmac1131]

Nah, there's an easier way than time travel. Just be so inbred your genetics are virtually identical to your father's. Simple.

[@420mralucard]

@@peytonmac1131 The amount of inbreeding that would have to occur for that to happen makes my head hurt. If it wasn't for the radioactive FEV fumes these fuckers would die from a mild breeze from all the awful things their gametes scraped up from the absolute bottom of their gene pool.

[@garrettfrick3830]

Speaking of dart guns, try beating Deadly Premonition with only the dart gun OR without taking any damage.

[@Aidanthemagicaldemon]

Or? No no. And

[@khadelsnerdo]

Can you beat Deadly Premonition, without being confused

[@garrettfrick3830]

@@khadelsnerdo no

[@khadelsnerdo]

@@garrettfrick3830 lol

[@redpepper876]

@@khadelsnerdo yes just pay attention

[@bryancoyle]

"Found the toy car in a dead kids bedroom, it's there because he can't play with it anymore" XD

[@goose93]

He talks like how you write a 7th grade essay

[@Vex-Luchs]

Rest in Piece Paul, “This is where the game begins!”

[@Windrake101]

"This is gonna come as a shock to many of you. But there are guns in Fallout 3". Now i wanted to respond, very sarcastically with a " _you don't say_ " to that statement. But actually, i _was_ genuinely shocked at this revelation. Flabbergasted even!

[@bobross3094]

Wait one freaking second. There are guns. In fallout 3?!?

[@bentgi]

wait there is a fallout 3?

[@epicjoe3073]

Those are a thing?!?!

[@ronthenarrator3252]

This is 4th dimensional sarcasm

[@norwaee]

There is?

[@kettujabamiesukkeliukko]

"in that cabin are some west virginian mountain folk who are so engulfed in incest, that one of them managed to be his own father" This is why I watch your videos

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

Reminds me of that old cartoon show called uncle grandpa

[@phantomaviator1318]

hey we dont do incest ok some do we dont claim them everyone else does meth

[@billmandj0485]

I live in wv and I've never seen anybody incest

[@phantomaviator1318]

@@billmandj0485 i met somebody whose grandparents or someone down the line were

[@billmandj0485]

@@phantomaviator1318 ok

[@everythingstrength1485]

The gaming world 🌍 isn't the same without you man😢 Long live mitten squad RIP Paul

[@theintellect1000]

I love that this man is putting out videos in 2020 of a game that came out in 2008 and still gets a huge amount of views. It's beautiful.

[@PlateauPeak]

I was watching you getting deadly poison, got distracted, and a second later I was watching a fallout guide review 12 years after the release I love this channel

[@LowinBayrod]

Children's rooms frequently got darts in them, I remember there being a lot in minefield.

[@edmundkempersdartboard173]

All the comments about drinking that seemed inconspicuous at the time are now giant, neon, flashing red flags. Granted, the fact that he quit mid challenge multiple times to go buy and download a different game for no apparent reason and didn't even manage to accomplish that or know why in the first place should have been a minor hint that there were deeper problems than a tendency to drunkenly argue about kids films.

[@loganedgeman5905]

Gonna miss you big guy. Just wanted to pay my respects to a true legend. Rest easy brother.

[@infinitychaos4436]

When I replayed Fallout 3 3 month ago, i did find a good amount of darts over the span of my replay. Almost over 1000 without buying some. So i think your playthrough is pretty accurate and you dont need to feel bad because you "cheated"

[@shinyrayquaza9]

I think you use needles and radscorpion glands to make em needles were a little rare

[@infinitychaos4436]

@@shinyrayquaza9 I just found them. I havent crafted them once

[@MisterJohnDoe]

I have no idea why the game gives you so damn much.

[@zgeist2861]

I remember selling darts sometimes

[@infinitychaos4436]

@@zgeist2861 yeah man, thats what I did the whole time, because they had no weight and gave 1 cap.

[@planetbob6703]

When the vault dweller arrives in point lookout: "Let me introduce you to the boys. This here is Cletus. This one is Cletus, Cletus, Cletus, Kletus, Cletus 2.0, Cletus the second and... I'm sure it's..." "Cletus!" "That's right! Cletus!" VD: "Let me guess. Your name is-" "That's right! Chester."

[@LucyWest370]

Lmao

[@TrashRat45]

I feel like thats a spongebob reference

[@isaiahdobesh5109]

Could nitpick and say technically they’re the lone wanderer, but I don’t wanna be that guy :^)

[@planetbob6703]

@@TrashRat45 this is Olaf

[@planetbob6703]

@@isaiahdobesh5109 thanks. I didn't remember that as I've never played the game in english

[@johnnyaverage9694]

4:52 never expected a reference to Sleepycast.

[@ragingfox8962]

Finally someone brought it up

[@prohikikomo]

Literally thought the same thing lol

[@ohno7454]

I love how these videos are just slowly getting more rambly and incomprehensible

[@MrWizeazz]

“So many angles that a protractor becomes jealous” 😂

[@topper8742]

Best comment of the whole video!

[@willemiam1387]

Math jokes

[@CBRN-115]

@@willemiam1387 my brain is smooth and therefore I suck at math. Could you explain this joke please?

[@legendarysage2436]

Lol 😂 i was dying when he said that

[@Morganaplays]

@@CBRN-115 its a d shaped equipment that is used to draw angles and your welcome

[@Sword_Man_YT]

"It's entirely possible that the children didn't consume her body after I gave it to them as a gift, at my Birthday Party I might add." I would honestly hope so lol

[@Vermillion37]

I saw this comment as he said it 😂

[@Tuskor130]

I'll always appreciate the Dart Gun for it's insanely great use for turning Deathclaws into snails with a single hit

[@reillywalker195]

That's possibly the reason for this gun's existence. Deathclaws are dangerous and prevalent in the Capital Wasteland, so having a weapon to mostly pacify them is extremely helpful.

[@HoldandModify]

Ahh this video reveals why we never got The Outer World’s videos! I figured since he loved New Vegas he’d be all over Outer World’s. Oh well. R.I.P. you awesome dude.

[@nicholaslargent1449]

“I picked Small Guns, Medicine, and Sneak” proceeds to choose Repair.

[@Magmionify]

When Mitten does a challenge, it is rigged from the start

[@jacobnelson1234]

Benny is so proooouuuud of you

[@johnthebarbarian]

"The Third Dog" sounds so posh

[@jmasonrcingabout273]

I suggested this one. I love the dart gun, especially for melee fighters, just a couple of darts to the knee caps, wait for them to hobble up to you and blow their heads off. Its also great for death claws, slows them down to a walking pace.

[@Sp00ch123]

Paul trying to figure out why his past-self did something odd is the best part of the videos

[@cameron6538]

and a bit sad when you realize with hindsight that he probably didn't know because of alcohol abuse

[@AmalekIsComing]

​@@cameron6538 🤓

[@Rhultal_Vox]

"It's all a dream" "The Matrix" "Communism" "Magic door"

[@BOOtyFiddler445]

Hold up

[@NODnuke45]

Huh, I don't remember the matrix having anything to do with communism... those damn commies even got to that and done put their hidden pro communist propaganda messages in there too?

[@winsys3210]

SPIRAL STAIRCASE

[@sketchdrawn1056]

Hold up... communism?

[@libertyprime5777]

*C O M M U N I S M ?!* IN MY GOD DAMN AMERICA ?!

[@stensler2809]

Rip Mittensquad sleep tight man

[@CulturedHail]

Here to pay my respects. Don’t forget to take this 👑

[@JustinY.]

Fallout: _Has a weapon_ Mitten: *"Truth is kid, the game was rigged from the start."*

[@averyhungrycrocodile3635]

hello there

[@davix994]

No

[@libertyprime3827]

@@averyhungrycrocodile3635 general kenobi

[@shrek6]

Bruh why are you EVERYWHERE

[@dffan491]

He’s here too...

[@ONE-vt1fz]

0:00 "there are guns in fallout three" H O L ' U P

[@clothar23]

I know right it's all about glorious melee. Only worthless space commies use guns.

[@clothar23]

@@shotgun3217 Come where is the honour in that ? Feeling flesh pulp underneath your fists or underneath a fine blade. Staring into your opponent's eyes mere moments before life leaves them . That's Honour and enjoyment rolled into one.

[@Raven-626-]

@Random_Person 73 Bad News: The like count is now no longer 69 Good News: You can now contribute to raising the like count to 420

[@Tedula1134]

Ayyyyyyyy

[@samuelleury4657]

@@clothar23 you sound just like the members of my Mutant and Masterminds campaign

[@tvf_1861]

Fuck I miss this guy

[@shauncollinson4393]

Forever remberd through the content and laughs you supplied for us. ❤ we love you brother, rest and relax now. ❤

[@petemoi1943]

9:56 ''back in diamond city'' 12:50 ''a smart mitten would have ignored them all and entered the museum of freedom''

[@theonethingwealladore]

I think he does that on purpose

[@beansacc3704]

Yea

[@dvandersande]

"This may come as a shock to you, but there are guns in Fallout 3." I don't believe you because it takes 10 shots from a sniper on hard to kill a molerat. That's a nerf gun at best

[@slavicity]

I suppose that's still a gun though /shrug

[@dvandersande]

@@slavicity Toy gun you could shoot your brother with and not get in trouble

[@slavicity]

@@dvandersande of course ;)

[@yapflipthegrunt4687]

@@slavicity blaster, also doesn’t use any kind of gun mechanism, not technically a gun, you’re dumb, only the dart gun is a nerf, the rest are airsoft guns

[@slavicity]

@@yapflipthegrunt4687 If it has a gun barrel and shoots a projectile, then it can be considered a gun.

[@bommybollins8252]

0:03 holy shit thanks i actually didnt know this.

[@Stacksonem]

RIP Paul.

[@Toxicity3431]

Paul, you are seriously hilarious and a great script writer, I’ve been in the mitten squad about a year or more now and I’m so glad I discovered you. Thanks for torturing yourself for us bud.

[@ironicallyironic272]

"Very weak minded creatures, like the people where you're from" I'm from Michigan.

[@MishraArtificer]

So am I. The Mitten is correct.

[@TheMonkey747]

I read this as Ralph from the Simpsons...

[@rcflier9026]

Me too, Mitten is right

[@helo9316]

I am not from michigan at all but i think paul of mitten squad is tight

[@helo9316]

Right*

[@DamienSteiner-om4of]

Yes. I love that weapon & its the bane of mutants, ghouls & deathclaws.

[@sototalyatree]

2:54 Goodsprings? But you are playing fallout 3, I think he's finally lost it guys Edit: I just heard him say commonwealth, I think I'm starting to lose it too

[@samuelslezacek6491]

he called megaton diamond city too lok

[@walkingglasses6264]

reality itself is being warped by Paul

[@charleshammond7921]

12:50 "Museum of Freedom"

[@blbarker3802]

Technically, the US was divided into thirteen Commonwealths in their timeline, so he's kinda right on that one.

[@shanesweeney6331]

“If I can win an argument about spy kids while drunk” Ur a genius

[@thatcanuck5670]

I actually loved the dartgun as my deathclaw killer. Crippling their legs makes them so easy to deal with that it's trivial

[@jakep1099]

i liked to buy the rock-it-launcher schematic early on loot all the tin cans in super duper mart and kill all the death claws in old olney using just tin cans to level up 😂

[@Techhunter_Talon]

It's great and it even sometimes makes Deathclaws get abducted by Mothership Zeta. By that, I mean, they get sent straight up into the sky as though some kind of invisible force plucked them from where they were standing. It's a weird but amazingly hilarious glitch to see.

[@joaocruz8356]

rest well brother

[@xnightmare2925]

"Their weak minded people like wherever your from" Not entirely false

[@TheFalseEsquire]

The “good morning, idiot” is basically my manager who I work for. Best part of all is that I have to endure it because I recently* got the job and want to look good for my work history. *now going about 6 weeks. He made his employees sick by not washing his hands and coming in while still being sick

[@MercurialDecree]

F

[@TheFalseEsquire]

@Angelo Bronte f in chat for the homie

[@willowwisp2981]

have you considered Office Spacing him? Like, take him outside and take turns with your coworkers smashing him into pieces?

[@zanemob1429]

T-pose at him

[@calculus3661]

And then everyone clapped.

[@juniorh5743]

Dart guns are op when paired with a guass rifle

[@LucyWest370]

Which one goes first

[@superscatboy]

@@LucyWest370 The egg

[@juniorh5743]

@@LucyWest370 dart

[@LucyWest370]

@@juniorh5743 the gauss rifle has the knockdown effect. So,with knockdown and legs crippled, do you just paralyze everything?

[@juniorh5743]

@@LucyWest370 you cant ever be too careful in the wasteland

[@The_Hoff_12]

“Searched the area around Goodsprings” “Took the ferry back to the Commonwealth” After a while, all the Fallout games start to blend together 😂 rest in peace man, your humor will outlive you by decades. It’s a special thing to be able to bring joy and laughter to millions even after you’re already gone. You’ll be forever appreciated ❤

[@evanwilliams1839]

"Thinking Grenades". Nice nod to deep Family Guy lore.

[@thisisimportant6658]

I woke up still drunk, my wisdom teeth were taken out 4 days ago and I work in an hour. This video was helpful. Thank you.

[@wesleyf2446]

haha I know that struggle man, good luck, you got this. seize the day! (even if you do it a bit drunkenly)

[@thisisimportant6658]

@@wesleyf2446 I appreciate it greatly, 6 cups of coffee, a lot of water, like 3 of those ensure shake supplement things, 2 Tylenol. We shall overcome

[@wesleyf2446]

@@thisisimportant6658 weed is the solution to any hangover my dude

[@henloitsdiego]

have fun at work bud

[@theabsolutelad422]

Good luck man

[@insidiousstaple.]

"Mole rats are very weak-minded; As are the people where you are from." What if we're from Michigan?

[@onutube6392]

He knew what he was saying. He knows that the human race as a whole is completely comprised of weak minded creatures. Himself included

[@TheHaloring7]

Even more so then

[@ronthenarrator3252]

Especially so. As I am from and live in Michigan I can indeed confirm this to be true.

[@drew2626]

@@ronthenarrator3252 sounds about right, now if a watcher is from Texas for example, well yikes

[@TheHaloring7]

@@onutube6392 Okay, but what if and hear me out on this one, you're just built different? That's gotta count for something

[@jasonhewitt1129]

Love how he shoots at the virtabird at 19:02 you will truly be missed ❤

[@Prod.Dyl0202]

“This is gonna come to a shock to many of u but there are guns in Fallout 3” 😱 no way that’s crazy

[@HeavyTanker-vx4oq]

"Returned to the Third Dog" that would work as a shirt

[@MishraArtificer]

Especially if you work the night shift.

[@marcind2439]

"I found the toyed car in the dead kids bedroom, its still there because he can't play with it anymore" 😂😂

[@LoveLee_Dreamer]

What's it called when you laugh through your nose and it makes a weird sound? A snortle? Yeah, that made me snortle.

[@notadildo9252]

1:40 I mean, granny Palmer does have that Vaulty WAGON

[@0xGRIDRUNR]

Epic games: You must link your steam account me: That just sounds like steam with extra steps

[@Momohhhhhh]

Thanks for denoting the speaking roles in your script there, I would've been terribly confused otherwise

[@mgakamedman6662]

Can you beat Outlast without hiding? Or without using the night vision camera? That would be tuff'🙂😉

[@dragonsbreath389]

That's just mean man Except you cant because you need to hide from chris at the beginning of the game but the night vision is possible I think I love it

[@Morganaplays]

can you beat fallout 3 as a super mutant

[@diagonalmanx853]

theres an achievement in Outlast to beat the game without ever hiding, that includes the beginning part with chris

[@w3ndigogames]

Do both because it’s quite easy to beat Outlast without hiding

[@plate_fox]

Without night vision would be more annoying rather than challenging. The game tends to just drop you into pitch black areas

[@greenjacketman560]

Rip paul.

[@KanePlaysGames]

R.I.P man 💔

[@cacskiller]

"Picked small guns, medicine and sneak as my tag skills" Selects repair

[@ethanthomas3059]

Can you beat the entire Mass Effect series while getting as many characters killed as possible? Might wait for that new remaster though! Love the videos Paul keep it up!

[@shadowjmg2]

No because the worst me2 ending has only joker survive.

[@ethanthomas3059]

Right but that would stop the challenge. The point is to beat all the games while killing as many as possible. Not possible when shepherd dies in ME2.

[@guccixlubricant6466]

@@ethanthomas3059 possible to just not carry over saves and just get the worse ending possible in every game.

[@RimeyCH]

@@shadowjmg2 yes, but if only thane and legion survive...

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

I've thought about this one. The counterintuitive thing is, you actually have to keep a few people alive in order for it to work out with as many dead in the end as possible. It goes something like this ME1 1. Kill the rachni queen 2. Keep Wrex alive 3. Anyone else, you can let die ME2 1. Keep the genophage cure data 2. After the collectors take your crew, waste as much time as possible so most of them die before the suicide mission. Send nobody to escord Dr Chakwas and anyone else left back to the ship, ensuring that they die. 3. Skimp on upgrades, make bad choices, and let the bulk of your team die. Only save Mordin and one other crew member: Legion, Morinth, Samara, Tali, or Thane. Saving 2 will prevent you from getting a game-over, but both will die in Mass Effect 3 anyways. ME3 1. Prevent Mordin from curing the genophage. Kill him. Wrex will try to kill you afterwards, giving you another chance to kill him. 2. Kill Ashley/Kaiden 3. If Samara is still alive, do her mission, let her kill herself, then kill her daughter 4. Side with the Geth against the Quarians. If Tali is still alive, she will kill herself 5. Let the false Rachni queen work with you. She will kill humans working on the crucible and lower your war score. 6. Bring James and Liara for the last part of Priority: Earth. Assuming your war score is low enough, they will both die. 7. Choose the red option. All synthetics will die, including EDI and the Geth. Total damage: All (base game) squadmates are dead! The Quarians are dead! The Geth are dead! The Reapers are dead! The Rachni are dead! The Krogan still suffer from the genophage The mass relays are destroyed along with most complex technology, sending all survivors back an age in development

[@TheJoyfulCat_]

is no one going to talk about this dudes youtube notification number at 5:50 the number he has is just insane

[@bebley8994]

He talks about “how fast can you die in fallout” I think we all been there when we saved right before we died 🤣

[@crabsnake4556]

You mean when you load after dying then instantly die again?

[@bebley8994]

@@crabsnake4556 what? That makes no sense

[@crabsnake4556]

@@bebley8994 what I mean is that you save and then die seconds after that save and your just stuck in a loop of death

[@bebley8994]

@@crabsnake4556 oh lmao that would be trippy ig

[@bebley8994]

@@crabsnake4556 you better be playing the new cyberpunk

[@miles0_]

I'm not first, I'm not last. But most importantly KZbin didn't notify me, but Discord did.

[@Kacp3rrak]

Yeah same. KZbin is so lazy with notifications, even tho I have full notifications on

[@joeboywho]

@Adolf Hitler I never thought i'd meet Hitler

[@vanukas8783]

My discord notifications are worse than youtube.

[@LucyWest370]

@@Kacp3rrak KZbin has to notify one million people. It only takes like three minutes it’s fine. Also sometimes KZbin has to take videos down when their uploaded, so they need to be reviewed for inappropriate content.

[@comradejack5376]

You are gae

[@why_tho...]

9:56 lol back in diamond city I do that alot too

[@Silver_Wolf-141]

Miss you, Paul.

[@smergthedargon8974]

16:20 This is one of my favorite Mitten Squad lines - it's so good.

[@i_shoot_stuff]

I just left "Camp Cletus", there they called it a place named "Florida"

[@davidgessin-mccully3919]

Can’t possibly thumb that comment up enough 😂😂 sounds about right

[@ChintzMusic]

"and in that cabin..." Was that a Sleepycast reference?

[@thepurpleloser5012]

"lies a quaint little cabin, and in that cabin" (is a bunch of guys who's a bunch of bullshitt-er) I sure hope so.

[@shlorbin473]

sleepycast? lmao what's next, nappycast?

[@zendell37]

I miss stamper. I'm glad he's not dead.

[@machomanalexyt5736]

Gotta love it when starting the challenge is more frustrating and tedious than the actual challenge itself.

[@freemanduder]

Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only Synth Grenades? From what I remember the Synth Grenades spawn a bare minimum level Synth to aid you in combat, but even on the lowest difficulty they are basically cannon fodder. Mabey not as rough as flare gun only but it would be interesting to see. I only remember this from the very beginning of the game's release though, before any of the DLCs came out. For all I know they may be better than before.

[@andrewp2681]

“Small guns, medicine, and sneak” *proceeds to go repair instead of sneak*

[@blueblubberbubble359]

After the face reveal, i can just imagine your face as you say each sentence. And I'm not complaining.

[@jhvibes3471]

Thats just weird to say man

[@takeizo]

@@jhvibes3471 true

[@k1ng4nickpolk64]

Yeah

[@steelrain714]

@@jhvibes3471 true

[@Malignant_59]

this is close to what I've been thinking just not as sound are weird. (No offense) Edit: auto correct being a pain.

[@pheorrungurd8746]

Imagine Paul spewing the code to finish FO3 in his sleep before screaming himself awake “Fuck you Grandma Sparkle!”

[@thatonespecialedkid5628]

I miss this dud 😢

[@wesleycooke8101]

I keep telling myself he’ll be back in week or 2 it makes time go by faster while i rewatch all his videos

[@joseybryant7577]

😢😢😢​@@wesleycooke8101

[@Dylster501]

2:50 the fact Paul was looking for stuff for a Fallout 3 weapon in Goodsprings might be why he had trouble

[@ScourgeofPeaches]

What

[@ajyoung1234]

Also buying a ticket back to the Commonwealth from pointlookour

[@MasterHail]

And going to diamond city