Can you beat Kirby before I build an IKEA table?

[@Unluckydood]

“The IKEA is simple” whoever said that deserves a medal A+

[@AlmostAstronaut]

WE'RE GONNA BUILD A CHABLE TAT

[@the-pepsi-paladin]

the top commentor

[@TheShadow1347]

Indeed

[@andywap3]

Not a single medal. They deserve a huge trophy cup filled with medals.

[@anotpro123]

it was almost: the ikea is table so it could have been better

[@Vernias]

I never thought building a table could be so romantic

[@casparfang]

Yo you’re here

[@TCStink3]

The Vern Nation!?

[@CornCringle]

🟨🔷️🟨

[@Tyceornagori]

Vernation Deliberation right here.

[@danielking4505]

Hey its the guy who I first found after watching a sophist video the very funny

[@BarrenAcc]

Chat's chaotic nature can only be matched by Dan's general incompetency

[@Discord_Kyojuro-official]

Yep…

[@l.psimer6124]

He loses in like every competition he's in no matter who the opponent is

[@leek.3671]

🤣

[@IsaacStratford-k1j]

So true.

[@Atlananas]

he really be putting the "fail" in "failboat"

[@ExoticPotato1172]

“The ikea is simple. We’re going to build a chable, tat!” -Daniel Failboat, 2024

[@ashtondrye102]

kzbin.infoftQz8Sg1SU0?si=cLeWg7asvQQMkIOE

[@64KOs]

Hold on my brain just had an aneurism

[@ExoticPotato1172]

Oh sh** my presence has been noticed by the boat

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

-faniel dailboat 4202

[@RemoteForRejoin]

"were gonna build a chable tat!" -failboat, 2024 (1:28)

[@PHOTON.thief.]

“i just had an anyeirusm”

[@boilingcold581]

“Were gonna build a table chat”

[@Pyrodiac]

"I haven't built one of these bad boys in a minute."

[@kameron9610]

"Haha you guys can't even get yourselves over the first hill"

[@Mel0nCake404]

I love chable "Meanwhile 🔪 I've already opened the box"

[@allexjr1270]

9:29 "This smells like cyanide," Failboat's ill-mannered chat, mouth full of pasta, blurted out as they ate their last meal. "That would be the explosives," he responded as he pulled out a bag of cheddar and slid it across the table.

[@TCStink3]

🔥🔥🔥✍️

[@CornCringle]

🔥🔥🔥✍️

[@rosemary3029]

The chedder was infact sharp

[@RubyUp-sb7mk]

Lol that was my chat, and I still think it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever said on any of his streams

[@Summit8351]

​@@rosemary3029I think that's the shrapnel from the explosives in your neck that you're talking about

[@discord440]

The idea is simple: Chat is playing the entire game when i assembled the Lego death star

[@supercamborg4218]

Honestly a good idea

[@Simbartial]

@@supercamborg4218I agree

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

I feel like that's not fair. Chat has such a head start

[@lukicario9339]

The sequel nobody asked for

[@Libbyowo]

he needs to do this

[@thundergamergd]

1:28 A spoonerism is an occurrence in speech in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched between two words in a phrase. These are named after the Oxford don and ordained minister William Archibald Spooner, who reputedly did this.

[@gauthiervergison6332]

Tanks for the weird af trivia 🤓

[@TCStink3]

“Hya! I think that enemy got *the point*.”

[@internettrash437]

spoonerism is such a good name for it tho

[@DeltaKing_75]

I often do that

[@likeapro4242]

I sometimes do that! The most recent time I remember was when I said “she’s not just going to start pulling habbits out of her rat!” and then had to double take

[@NekoEchoflower]

0:23 As someone who just spent 90$ on art today... It's worth every penny

[@san_d9995]

At least its better than a 50k animation

[@NekoEchoflower]

@@san_d9995 and it doesn't contain anyone being parasocial! Simply perfect with a side of pasta

[@thequeenvsslime1]

What kinda art ?

[@NekoEchoflower]

@@thequeenvsslime1 Rainworld fan character-

[@c0zmozys]

@@NekoEchoflower OH MY GOD THIX IZ THE LAZT PLACE I EXPECTED RAIN WORLD HOLY ZHIT HOLY ZHIT HOLY ZJOY /VVVPOZ

[@RosieTheRo]

9:47 incredible timing, thanks for making me cackle like an idiot

[@gauthiervergison6332]

So you-I WANT TO DIVORCE

[@1McDonaldsMenuwithNuggets]

'We're gonna build a chable, tat!' I've never laughed so hard at someone switching up letters before XD

[@TheGamingTurret]

I'm impressed he caught it and corrected himself, he's funny that way xD

[@kirbyfan2088]

I love how chat only worked together when Beam Attack of all things was in danger

[@Redder_Creeps]

Chat is a hero. It risked the memes to get that date

[@claireclearwater-gs9zc]

I’m very glad the intro bit tells chat that paying artists (AS YOU SHOULD) for a good quality product or animation can be expensive, more so even than furniture, especially for commercial use like this. So glad this artist was well paid and subtly tells chat that you are supposed to pay artists.

[@FinnBot_Technologia]

The IKEA is simple: (Edit: I did not watch until the chat message yet I didn't mean to do a plagiarism dont sue me please for the love of god i am broke. Because we are a hivemind, that thus means that we are broke. I spent it all on pasta, you're welcome 😊)

[@patrickquinones2533]

Said no body ever This is joke Edit: ok the chat said it

[@FinnBot_Technologia]

Wait I hadn't even watched to the chat message! Oops 😂

[@maelanlixy2540]

not for Daniel

[@SKIBIDIOHIOGYATT567]

SKIBIDI TOILET SKIBIDI TOILET IS FUNNY SIGMA OHIO OHIO SIGMA OHIO OHIO SIGMA OHIO OHIO SIGMA OHIO OHIO

[@teaoftraffic]

hand us your money for stealing that joke

[@PoyoPowerPlant]

2:38 greatest retort in history

[@autismrk8636]

I'm so glad we kept the beam attack it has become one of the best jokes over and over again (whoever said we could part with it is dead to me)

[@Shantae1188]

I mean, I bet they knew that they would win so that’s why they bet it

[@gauthiervergison6332]

Hello, i am the weapon seller, may i interest you in anything ? (That's a joke, please don't call the police)

[@64KOs]

Hi can I buy a rocket launcher

[@gauthiervergison6332]

@@64KOs that'll be 300$/€/Whatever idk your currency

[@64KOs]

Thank you I’m going to find the one who sacrificed beam attack

[@ezra8530]

2:16 Finally, he has been caught for all the jaywalking he did.

[@TheSillyASGamer]

Bro did the BEAM ATTACH! im so glad that we won and got to go on a date with father.

[@KingToadMon]

Bro chat got failboat stuck on kirby like he builds a table while chat trys to become a working single organism

[@Toadgaming1237-]

0:20 I think he hates making a table

[@Rofol46]

**still on Earth** Where is everyone?

[@eat00002]

:(

[@corybrose7104]

The table is simple

[@kibro427]

10:40 “anyway, you wanna make out” - daniel failboat, father, 2024

[@Jojobro4Life]

2:36 the knock got me! note to the editor: I HATE YOU🤣

[@theredstonerecognizer9241]

Agreed

[@Piedpiper2024]

Don't you mean a note to noteblock

[@iamstumped]

To my back left lies a second story window. I have never been that terrified before.

[@theredstonerecognizer9241]

Bro that was almost a poem To My back left lies, A second story window to which I'm- terrified, To open wide, For beyond it, shadows hide, Nocking softly, fear amplified.

[@Red-jl1qr]

​@@theredstonerecognizer9241tf is up with this thread 💀

[@NoteBlock]

You told me it was from amazon

[@luigipowdemo6458]

Honestly not sure what furniture company is best.

[@silviavasquez5365]

The fact that I’m only the second reply (keep up the good work!)

[@dantheroadside]

Nice editing in the intro noteblock :D

[@Boi_7777]

Yea

[@HazardousAnimations]

"The Ikea is Simple" my day is much better after this

[@Sloppnheimer]

1:28 same energy as "pran of cingles"

[@toonlink5399]

That animation at the start was amazing! Muffinsnakes did an awesome job on it, and you did an amazing job on this video, Failboat!

[@diamonddotzip5678]

I remember joining right as Chat managed to get through the second plug, only to lose my internet before they finished the level. I had no idea what was going on but it was hilarious to see Failboat realize he was about to lose

[@TheMiningOcto]

6:40 Literally every math teacher

[@wasp795]

*every teacher

[@marioelimunoz5678]

1:47 chats just over here trying to inhale a star XD

[@silentspook8011]

Perfect, a nice table to hold all of the pasta that Failboat's been getting buried in with the past videos

[@autisticandproudsnephew3636]

Don't you mean the pasta videos

[@silentspook8011]

@@autisticandproudsnephew3636 I am truly ashamed of myself with how long it took for me to get that joke-

[@YetAnother_YoutubeChannel]

5:56 "oh no :O table!"

[@pikanachuster4032]

Ngl one of the better dates I've been on. At least father covered the tab

[@whitros_whitbros3653]

In conclusion: Yes, you can build a Table BEFORE Twitch/KZbin Chat could beat an Level of Kirby. ...unless if they offer you more tables in sacrification of something valuable

[@Lemoninacup-b9f]

The idea is shrimp. You rule shrimp. Go shrimp.

[@curiouscreator8806]

the idea is shrimple

[@NixityNullt]

Mankind is dead Blood is fuel Hell is full Shrimps is bugs

[@CornCringle]

🟨🔷️🟨🗡

[@Lemoninacup-b9f]

@@curiouscreator8806 I’ve been waiting for someone to say that

[@duckdog314]

Our beam attack is our life line. Beam attack gives us immense power. Long live beam attack

[@gauthiervergison6332]

🙇‍♂️

[@YourpersonalMuffin]

When he was knocking on the table there was a knock at my door and for a moment I thought that dan was at my door

[@WingsofFirelover330]

R U N

[@gauthiervergison6332]

2:16 Well we know why he got arrested

[@CannedDitch]

The idea is simple! We break in

[@blakksheep736]

I think that was edited into the video.

[@the_godbodor7026]

The hivemind known as chat may be chaotic, but threaten their overused well over a year old bit and they will unite

[@esnyd_2139]

9:18 I'm so happy my chat got in.

[@gauthiervergison6332]

What's your damage 🤣

[@galladegamerletsplays]

I may not be failboat but I give you permission to eat the table

[@RubyUp-sb7mk]

9:30 is mine :)

[@Glitchm77plays]

Yo you where spamming father can we eat the table too?!

[@Blackfedoraowner]

@@RubyUp-sb7mkcyanide candles are indeed lovely

[@marioelimunoz5678]

“The IKEA Is Simple..” my lord that person is the next Einstein.

[@MrGiggles676]

table*

[@Dragonslayer-fs8dh]

10:49 best part of the video

[@WingsofFirelover330]

I mean, I’m up for stealing Fail’s limbs

[@Oliebol85]

1:23 best joke of the vid

[@greencopper12]

The IKEA is simply

[@TheSlimelordLeCEO]

As the proud owner of the “IKEA is simple” statement (the one in the video) I am very happy I am finally in a vid. ( like notably in a vid)

[@robiginal]

Failboat then: Minecraft videos Failboat now: Kirby videos but the chat is a character and he has a date with them

[@The4116thMan]

I remember chat laughing at him for dying to a waddle Dee moving in a linear pattern, few months later here they are dying to one 3:53

[@Solesteam]

Influence rubbing off on the hive mind

[@KavinJared]

Bro I died when he went “ you know what it is. So you wanna make out?” When the fire alarms on and fire and smoke is everywheres😂

[@zayo7171]

Best quote of 2024 Failboat: The IKEA is simple

[@RobsTheMemer]

Chat will become as powerful as the sun when you threaten our beam attack.

[@Burst_Trigger]

Dan has mastered the art of building a table. Chat has mastered the ability to beat the first level of Kirby Star Allies.

[@fabiosonhandogrande1697]

3:42 Oh, wow that got me more than I expected. Especially with the "Oh-! Oh, it- *Here!* Oh, I s-📧".

[@Kosmah_King]

"The Ikea is simple" Top 10 best Failboat quotes (I only noticed the stream right when you finished the table. I am filled with immeasurable depression lol)

[@derpymochi7612]

I can’t believe my text got into the videooooo!!! I was the 3:07 where Father refused our loveeeeee. Anyways this video made me so happy!! Thank you Failboat!!

[@Xychic]

Beam attack is love, beam attack is life

[@jameshausmann1953]

this man had dinner with 4000+ people

[@ARandomUser-m2q]

BREAKING NEWS: man has reached peak insanity and tries building a ikea table before maybe 4000 people beat the first level of kirby

[@Trombone_Sammy]

New challenge: Chat beats an entire Kirby world before fail can build an ikea kitchen set

[@Thesuperj29lol]

This is funni, especially the animation at the start. Beam attack. I know the things dead, but NOT FOR ME.

[@gauthiervergison6332]

1 : you could say it's FURNI

[@gauthiervergison6332]

2 : BEAM ATTACK NEVER DIES

[@galladegamerletsplays]

it's not dead. we saved it when it was threatened.

[@Thesuperj29lol]

@@galladegamerletsplaysoh. I knew that!

[@Thesuperj29lol]

@@gauthiervergison6332I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. :) Funni.

[@pineball43]

can’t wait for fail to try and build a whole house before chat beats the entire game

[@nataud6200]

Chat is the type of person that would never give up beam attack for a date.

[@theredstonerecognizer9241]

A Poem out of rage: At 2:36 a knock breaks the night's serene, Beside my bed, an unexpected scene. Heart racing, I dare to glance, But outside, there's only stillness, no chance.

[@RapsterDude]

that waddle Dee has become more well known than purple shep Bring back purple shep

[@SisyphusPrimeTheKingOfGreed]

“Who wants to help me steal fails limbs?-“ -some cool guy

[@KyleVieira-o8z]

This is the first time we seen a person so animated

[@MetaOSC]

3:19 I have listened to this game’s soundtrack so many times, of course I would recognise the main theme! Thank you for putting this in :)

[@michaelcollins301]

Giving Chat control over a character is like condemning said character to become a will-less vessel with a gajillion voices in their head commanding them to do wildly different tasks. That is until Dan threatens the "Beam Attack", then they could dethrone God if they wanted.

[@D.O.O.O.T.]

"I may have heard seven nos, but I heard one yes" Truly the saying of the century

[@DuckleChugglo]

I might have said last year was chats arc but this year is truly the parasitic to symbiotic transition

[@Aura_Auracle]

My fire alarm literally went off when the fake fire alarm did 10:25

[@evelynbeil900]

Yikes lol

[@nathanielboynton4561]

0:51 that was impressive

[@supasunotchi3355]

Never gonna give you up. (The music)

[@nathanielboynton4561]

​@@supasunotchi3355but sung by chat

[@supasunotchi3355]

@@nathanielboynton4561 Yes, of course.

[@CrashOzzy1223]

2:42 you mean your… SAWDUST, HA!

[@SpookySeasoning]

The chat got their wishes, they are getting the furniture they wanted.

[@Tempo_The_Cat]

4:13 Fail… you’re our father, we call you that… you… you can’t be our father and our date Fail

[@Kinglovinstone]

Sweet home chatlabama

[@Jamesington1214]

I don't think I've ever seen Muffin Snakes draw humans

[@JocelynEusebio-o3m]

"Were gonna build a chable tat" is a sentence i never thought would get stuck in my head for so long

[@doggostudios6071]

When beam attack was on the line, chat locked in

[@leticiapml6801]

6:51 Y'all if you look, you can see that Fail didn't reset the level, we where basically done and he got bambuzzled. Like i was smirking like a bastard when i noticed on the vod. still, i want to hit the guy who told Father that it was for the greater good with one or multiple of Fail's tables anyway BEAM ATTACK yes and thank you.

[@luigipowdemo6458]

I'm convinced that one person knew how close the end was and *knew* we would win. For Beam Attack!!

[@mlghero777]

CHAT DEMANDS PATIO FURNITURE.... THE REQUEST MUST BE FULFILLED

[@DaughteroftheDutchmanmob]

What the child of a hammer, a pan, and a metal pipe would sound like: 0:14

[@sophisti-snake]

33% correct

[@Strider115]

9:53 had me chortlini

[@GamesGamer23532]

Epic bounce 0:43

[@Garlic_Bread_E]

beam attack is chats true love

[@theketchupo]

2:32 the first time i watched this video was at 1am. In my room. With headphones. Needles to say i was spooked. Damn you noteblock, And your editing…your sick editing.

[@youtuberjestforfun9074]

2:10 how did chat do that edit: the Ikea is simple, failboat builds a chable to race against tat beating kirby

[@cat_supernova2242]

I acidently skipped and failboat said "The idea is simple i am first level of the game"

[@jonnyboy3660]

For the first time ever I cheered for chat to win

[@ChaseBarrywaring]

Timestamps: 0:00 - 0:34 intro 0:34 - 6:09 Competition 6:09 - 8:12 Second Chance 8:12 - 10:41 Dinner Date 10:41 - 10:51 Outro

[@yanisguil]

The Ikea is simple surely one of the most funniest Failboat quote out of context

[@jameshargrove5319]

1:18 bro had me rolling like sonic with these😂

[@myballscanfart30]

i love building chable tat 2:21 im in the trees im in the breeze 10:42

[@forgetfullsanity]

0:25 "i've spent more money on a animation more than this table" I get a funny reminder of a certain beat boxer when he said this

[@dustydave961]

2:28 Bushwack18 would be proud of that metal pipe timing 🤣

[@64KOs]

I see you are a man of culture as well

[@Kinglovinstone]

Who?

[@Kiwi_Draws]

@@Kinglovinstone you don’t know bushwack18?

[@Illager22]

​@@Kinglovinstone"that is a dog!" guy

[@Kinglovinstone]

@@Kiwi_Draws no?

[@FelipeTabares-r2b]

hear me out.. building a house before chat can 100% kirby

[@logan-el6hl]

3:04 my favorite part

[@SilverBell1999]

1:25 I'm sorry but EVERY SINGLE TIME he laughs like that I fucking LOSE IT. His laughter is so contagious I can't help it. Also, THE IKEA IS SIMPLE-. I'm dead XD

[@UnofficialGreenie]

"Wanna make out" Bro knew what he was doing 💀 10:27

[@somesillylittleguy]

Now have chat beat the entire game and you build a house

[@TeamEmerald3]

"Who wants to help me steal failboat's limbs?" The quote of a life time

[@memeelfman324]

0:15 Failboat would never be animated in his videos 🥣

[@yourlocalgoofyahdude]

IKR HIS CHARACTER IS ADORABLE

[@Spearmint4]

0:46 *nice throw!* no, I mean really, nice throw. That was really impressive

[@brendent.934]

I made the same face as Daniel when I first saw it!

[@dominiclauguerre7996]

I was in this stream and it was really fun if you weren't there I highly recommend going next time you will really enjoy it

[@worldpaststar]

10:08 YES MY CHAT GOT IN WOOOOOO

[@Pokétastic-f9t]

you said do a flip and i almost broke my arm doing it