Can you beat Kirby before I cook a FULL meal?

[@e.x.e.1102]

The chatty Dee that said “this is my first stream, what is happening” is gonna have trauma afterwards.

[@kippaaviayas6320]

"The idea is simple!"

[@gamerofrage3041]

“We feed our father pasta until he explodes”

[@egarciamj]

Read this comment as that chatty dee popped up

[@anthony.micale2661]

The idea is simple chat versus failboat!!

[@Archiv1st]

Timestamp?

[@theyellowassassin3624]

Bro went from a sailor, to table engineer, and now to a chef. I'm bout to hire Daniel for everything I need done around the house.

[@rockbennyworm5063]

*you are gonna need a sailor around the house?*

[@lirachonyr]

@@rockbennyworm5063some people have boat houses

[@licenciadoencomerasado9364]

@@rockbennyworm5063 some people have really big bathtubs

[@Glitchyy07]

Call Daniel Kirby the way he’s got multiple abilities

[@RandomDude-k7w]

One more like for 69 likes

[@RayDragonM]

Side tangent for a sec, but Dan’s IRL kitchen is actually very stylish, very clean, I like it. Also the two of them were seeing the Chat gameplay from some sorta TV that was in the kitchen?! I have only seen a TV in a kitchen like twice, that’s ridiculously rare! TLDR; Dan has a very nice and fancy kitchen, well deserved for him.

[@wolferngames8024]

i highly doubt dan has a full tv setup on his kitchen (this is dan so there is a posibility) so i guess he set up a monitor to actually see or the kitchen is open and they were looking at the tv on the living room or something

[@RayDragonM]

@@wolferngames8024Very likely, I was imagining it’s a very small TV.

[@bigtastybacon_xd6253]

True

[@austino545]

My brother has the same kitchen layout, and it's in an open space with the living room

[@Julespersec]

Were they actually using a tv setup?? :0 A streamer i used to watch did cooking streams and just used her laptop for streams, so i assumed Dan was doing the same thing here

[@SpoopyKrown]

12:50 "I need a Kirby to clobber that there Dedede." This right here, this is a genius.

[@ingeborgkolkman5048]

True

[@TapeFanatic]

Five hour energy is all they need along with a Kirby

[@jackybugjambajuice6538]

and the distant ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh in the background

[@PaulJordan-nl9mt]

I cant believe the "simple" ideas went from "kirby but im fast", to "kirby but me and jay must make a five course meal before chat can beat a level of kirby"

[@ThatAsianPenguin]

And the idea has still stayed simple (well maybe 2 other times, but we don’t talk about those)

[@AuroraTheIdiot]

"Can chat beat the first level of Kirby before Jay has an existential crisis and Fail goes through all 5 stages of grief"

[@kitsune.kitsune]

​@@ThatAsianPenguin the other 2 times it wasn't simple are like Evangelion's Impacts.

[@Th3DankestMemer]

there has been at least one time where he said "the idea is not simple"

[@bradypullins4955]

When the one time he said the idea is not simple was when chat was controlling the challenge for the first time

[@DustD.Reaper]

I love how it went from Jay needing to stop Dan from putting a fork into the microwave to them just chilling in the kitchen eating their undercooked pasta

[@MAXIMUMPOWER42]

LET THEM COOK

[@Glitchesarefun]

THEY NEED TO COOK

[@the.dove.sweeps]

WE NEED TO COOK

[@fish-4092]

LET IT BROWN

[@Luke_the_goomba]

I was thinking that too

[@mugman5452]

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS

[@Shoppingcart8431]

First literal kirby gourmet race Our contenders A single hivemind willing to defeat their own creator VS Just two best friends

[@Fabixgamingcommenta]

That actually an accurate kirby batle

[@darkangel_of_death]

​@@Fabixgamingcommentaexplain

[@Emore-dq9os]

"Are you familiar with balls" -failboat 4:28

[@Placeholder_DER]

Chat had to dodge some pretty massive balls back then

[@Nani-vq3kt]

Which were coming to them quite fast

[@js-cm9si]

The chatydee's balls were censored when they responded.

[@NuningMinie]

The ball is full of life holding together

[@curiouscreator8806]

That line can definitely be taken out of context.

[@rainbowninja6107]

what kinda magic is dan using??? the second he mentioned bluescreening my laptop CRASHED and bluescreened. he is far too powerful for our comprehension

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

;-;

[@pacomatic9833]

absolutely wild

[@RoBoNinja939]

nah, your computer is WEAK to dan's attacks.

[@jameshargrove5319]

Lmao

[@eparchment]

Yeah my pc crashed when he mentioned that too

[@Cannon-u6o]

This new chef ability is sick

[@Emore-dq9os]

New? Nah its updated

[@Beaniedoescrap]

Yeah! It's kinda more like a combination of chef and fire tho

[@Placeholder_DER]

Crystal shards got updated and added the chef ability, this is what happens when you mix fire and chef

[@Paperjay-fp5qe]

Homies the chef

[@Squincy.B]

Father seems to be much happier around Uncle Jay than us, honestly. I wonder why that might be. It can't be our fault or anything.

[@airy214]

its not our fault....do we have a mother?....is jay our mother is that why father failboat likes him so much (i'm not shipping them)

[@brendanhall5581]

​@@airy214 heh. Shipping. Like a boat

[@airy214]

@@brendanhall5581 failboat lol

[@wattie0817-fy7oo]

They’re such a cute couple (joke)

[@LouX453]

They're such a cute couple (not joke)

[@Kingdice940]

The ideal is simple every time chat says beam attack you commit tax fraud

[@masonboone4307]

The ideals are simple.

[@PoinkBut-nm1sh]

The ideals are simple

[@Funny-NuMbE7]

Listen officer, I can explain myself

[@Ilikefrenchtost]

Beam attack

[@ninjatintin9074]

The ideals are simple

[@Tailstube-87]

0:53 bro did that classic sonic slide

[@17YearOldGamer]

Stylish!

[@winnerwintong-ur2qu]

hey wait

[@LaVader-wq1gw]

@@17YearOldGamerStatus effect!

[@FoonYoon]

Stylish!

[@LouX453]

*Stylish* *Stylish* *Stylish* *Stylish !*

[@autismandgaming4532]

Name a more iconic abusive relationship then Failboat and chat

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

pft-

[@blueblurfan6303]

Everyone on the internet and their will to live.

[@RegitNevard]

Dougdoug and chat.

[@binbo709]

Pyrocyincal and his chat

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

@@blueblurfan6303 TRUEEEEEEEE

[@AreaWacky]

0:23 Dan and Jay look really good in the animation.

[@jonicamann2472]

1:57 “what food should I make?” Also FailBoat before chat could even answer: *”Your Right”*-

[@Shantae1188]

I mean, they were about to say pasta anyway

[@AxoTheGamer]

You know us so well

[@DrakobloxxerReal]

“Pas-“ “youre right”

[@blakksheep736]

I love how at the end it stops being a race and starts being "Dan and Jay eat lunch while chat plays Kirby in the background."

[@Crazy56U]

I have an idea that might help you win one of these: “Can Chat beat an entire Kirby world before I can finish an entire load of laundry (washer, dryer, put away)?”

[@applepie-ei2gz]

Hearing failboat say the word "Submissive" feels like learning about how your favorite childhood singer killed himself

[@koolgamzstudio]

Failboat Friday didn’t kill himself

[@PTp1ranha]

That is a very extreme comparison.

[@EpicPuffwing]

13:28 *LITERAL WAR DEATH* Failboat & jay: *“hmm, yes. What a fine meal.”* 😎

[@mrember0378]

I like how Jay sounded genuinely alarmed when Failboat asked if he could microwave a fork. Like, he knew it would be something Failboat would actually do.

[@Nallekgrigs]

13:13 “This is my first stream what is happening?” Words of a wise chatter…

[@likeapro4242]

Jay and Dan arguing while cooking like they’re a married couple preparing the turkey on Thanksgiving is infinitely funny

[@goose8868]

9:12 “‘scuse me dawg” *politely moves succulent*

[@_zealos_8213]

3:44 this convo gave me "I'm at Soup" vibes. Just, how far can a conversation devolve into madness

[@WheeliGamer182]

IM AT SOUP! what do you mean you're at soup? IM AT THE SOUP STORE! why are you buying clothes at the soup store!? F#$k YOU!

[@Spearmint4]

Is this the first time muffinsnakes animated Jay?

[@Hope-rh7rk]

I think so

[@RayDragonM]

It seems so!

[@six_buck_dlc]

did him very well too

[@davidherreragonzalez6145]

No, first time was the ikea table video

[@doglover5591]

@@davidherreragonzalez6145your thinking of dan. also, yes, this is muffinsnakes first time.

[@tsohkurai]

Failboat: what’s a hot pad ? *Failboat when taking a pizza out of the oven* : I hate this part

[@drnefario4319]

The idea is simple: "failboat do not burn your house down while cooking with jay"

[@Keira_the_artist]

That pasta hurts me. YOU ATE IT WITH RAW ALFREDO SAUCE???!!!!

[@GKAriell]

“I think we accomplished a lot today” What they accomplished: -pasta abuse -broccoli stew -get beat by chat not only in og but in their rub in your face lap -raw dog pot lids

[@supasunotchi3355]

9:21 Bro’s just roasted Dan’s water-adding abilities this whole video.

[@JonathonDixon-bn7xe]

12:58 I love how Failboat gets hiccups out of nowhere, and then Jay cures them in the span of 5 seconds.

[@cookubanana]

This plus the Ikea bulding video, I'm having the impressions that you are trying to monatize your chores, Failboat

[@UnusedParadox]

I mean, it's working.

[@CrashOzzy1223]

“It has to boil.”

[@r2trooper794]

Mom says it has to boil

[@joganesha4151]

Mom said it's my turn to boil

[@BlueT1ger]

YOU HAVE TO RINSE THEN BOIL

[@Falloutboy76.4]

3:25 “Did you even think-“ “NO.” Can’t say I’m surprised.

[@TheGrater]

Thank god the ideas are simple again

[@ItsEevee7]

Crisis averted

[@The4116thMan]

4:28 I think they’re a little *too* familiar with balls

[@an_unknown_guy]

ya… don’t say…

[@CanteKing]

12:14 they are causally eating while a battle is going on and lives are being lost

[@w0rIdly]

7:33 they're like an old married couple

[@Th3DankestMemer]

new meaning of gourmet race

[@AndreaCallahan-hp8hc]

Nice❤

[@schhur]

1:57 “Pa-You’re right” *Pulls out 4 boxes of pasta* “Pasta”

[@B.H.L.studios]

1:18 oh my gosh, as soon as those notes kicked in, I suddenly had traumatic flashbacks of overcooked lol

[@Zaggs_XD]

Same that game was hell

[@UsuarioRandom-tf5ie]

4:30 Please let chatty dee some clothes, my boy is shivering.

[@KatOverseer]

Bro never fails to COOK 🔥🔥

[@stuckincollege1778]

This actually was just 2 divorced dads looking after their sons together

[@jstar3382]

Get the hell out of here

[@gorge379]

Fr

[@calyx8808]

I hate that I have to be the 223rd like.

[@db-py8on]

The animator for the intro is the true chef of the kitchen

[@Dr_Idiocracy]

From what I can see, I assume Dan poured the noodles into the sink. No strainer, just S I N K

[@supasunotchi3355]

3:16 “What does that even mean?” “They suck.” “Did you think about this before you-“ “ N O . ”

[@RobsTheMemer]

I love how Dan is just messing around while Jay is actually cooking and has to tell Dan how to cook lol.

[@allenparker2113]

I can just imagine the actual chef in chat just screaming at their screen in horror as jay and fail mess everything up

[@zeuslozano8259]

I was screaming mid cooking while watching this

[@christopherherrera9533]

14:21 Bless you jay

[@Onyxx345]

The only cooking show I’d ever consider watching.

[@Doodleshmoodlegoo]

That person to first reccomend the pasta thing must feel so powerful.

[@omegastar2508]

As a person who semi-regularly cooks things, you are hurting me psychically, Great Job!

[@Poyo_and_Dragon_184]

At 2:52: Dan: who boils one cup of water? Flashback Jay: we need to boil one cup of water. Me: Neither of them realized and it's just plain beautiful

[@pikanachuster4032]

This is such an unhinged video. I love it so much. Congrats to us because chat very much had it and sorry for the devastation we dished out

[@Laoise-m6j]

Two grown men struggling to make a basic pasta meal while chat is breezing through a Kirby level.

[@memeelfman324]

0:23 “Failboat and Jay would never be animated cooking” 😐🥣

[@TvCat-HiNoPlaytime]

0:28, I like that you added the family guy death pose XD Nice detail in the amount of times you use that animation style! 1:58 the paseta is back!

[@the_chill_man]

5:12 “YOU RAW DOGG IT”💀

[@superspider64]

I just wanna say Failboat I see the effort yu put in to edit out the wait time between you guys saying something and chat responding to make it feel more like chat is in the room with you, I appreciate the dedication to that one little detail

[@AxoTheGamer]

13:02 omg it worked 😭😭

[@noahsmethers9339]

I love Jays and Failboats friendship. It’s honestly so fun to watch them just do a casual thing like cook food

[@ArceusDX]

Well, it's pretty obvious Jay is the house cook

[@f8breaker119]

Fr. Ground turkey meat with taco seasoning AND cheese? I need this man in my kitchen *now*

[@hybridstoatdragon]

3:17. The PERRFECT SOUND EFFECT FOR THAT KIND OF STRUGGLE WITH THINGS STUCK IN A MEASURING CUP OR CONTAINER LOL

[@Teostra_MF_White]

Ayo let him cook?

[@JJ5Gamer]

Not that kind of cook walter

[@Mrloophole]

Wrong kind of cooking Walter....

[@HereButGone-SorryFerret]

Waltuh, not that kinda cooking Waltuh

[@Visible311]

Is that the guy from Fortnite, Walter White?!

[@jacketlmao]

@@Visible311 i'm going to feed you to my math teacher

[@rpgrage7711]

"This video was filmed minutes before fails house burned to the ground"

[@Biggi19]

I guess I’ll be the *ploopy* guy now 13:51

[@Molly-mh6px]

Bro I love how chat is hardcore fighting Dedede and Fail and Jay are just eating and Jay scares the hiccups out of Fail

[@ChimpChamp_]

14:10 bless you jaymoji

[@MitoNova583]

the idea is shrimple... is what I would've said if you cooked any shrimp

[@Sigmund_Froid]

I feel like the Chat Challenges are just an excuse for Failboat and Jay to hang out in a Video doing normal Person stuff... Which I'm absolutely on board with lol

[@marioelimunoz5678]

13:13 *“This is my first stream what is happening-“* 13:28 *”I’VE BEEN HIT!*”“Somebody call his wife and kids!” “thank you..”

[@LauranceDAfirstvicar]

10:59 that sounds like a potato chip

[@Owenperseke]

6:41 Can I microwave a fork

[@bill_cipher57]

yellow face!

[@DrakobloxxerReal]

No

[@DrakobloxxerReal]

Oh my god

[@DrakobloxxerReal]

No

[@DrakobloxxerReal]

Dan

[@RennyMcRennyRen]

the idea is cooked

[@stevenkeller5942]

This guy was first

[@drealpo]

bcdefghijklmnopqrdtuvwxyz

[@xandersoukal]

i like how 3rd, 2nd, and 1st comments are all 1 letters together, they say "cYa"

[@Vinicup]

​Yippee I was the Y

[@xandersoukal]

i was the c, unfortunately renny here EDITED his comment so its no longer cya

[@youtuberjestforfun9074]

4:59 "it worked for me back then and it worked for ne- me- me- me wha- uh- hibida hibida hibida hibida hibid-" -failboat

[@ThroughTheCade]

He isn’t cooking, he’s burning down the kitchen

[@CLouJeli4827]

I think *genuinely* jay and fail are the best friendship duo on the platform I’m always so excited when they appear on each others channels

[@StudioLNL]

Original title: **Literally** Cooking

[@maciejdubrowski1697]

when i saw this video, i said to myself, "let's watch some BEAM ATTACK unfold in the Pasta"

[@MrTang63]

7:28 *pasta loop flashback intensifies*

[@benbenooo]

I can't hear "The idea is simple" without thinking about peanut butter 😩

[@Local_PybroShark]

I love simple ideas

[@lilymoon4]

13:45 they remind me of those two grumpy muppets

[@adamspencer6425]

Y’all are literally the luckiest friends ever to have eachother, so funny 😂

[@petrjemyval]

12:58 Bro casted a spell

[@Yellowsam4145]

11:30 but there's still a few minut- SECOND ROUND

[@JohnNaasz]

Paper Mario thousand year door, battle music 6:30

[@maelanlixy2540]

finally we are cooking dinner !

[@mamamia-m5q]

LETS COOK DINNER🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@patpatate-fu8jo]

the dinner is ready

[@arandomdudebap]

dinner attack !!!

[@uberheroboi1233]

5:25 ...Thats Orange Juice? Dog that looks like a glass of mustard. Yall 1st worlders are weird

[@ghfgh_]

Gas

[@dombomb64]

I meant to say this before, but I think it’s the lighting that’s making it look yellow.

[@Bupboy]

Why did you write this like an alien who's only prior knowledge of orange juice is "orange" and "liquid"

[@uberheroboi1233]

@@Bupboy BECAUSE ALL THE ORANGE JUICE I'VE SEEN IRL WERE ATLEAST SHADES OF ORANGE

[@ACUltra]

9:33 don't touch me, im sterile

[@Rexcalibar]

Dan cooking for chat makes me think that maybe my inability to properly make scrambled eggs isn't such a bad thing

[@PlaystationTaxation69999]

I cannot believe that Fail provided Cars 2 TVG OST to save our lives at the beginning.

[@TreasureTrackerGreenToad]

It's called "Italy Race" for those curious

[@RayDragonM]

The editor has a very good taste of music!

[@FredrickFazbear-v9b]

The real question is can chat cook a meal before failboat beats a world or Kirby

[@lulu-oq7rw]

6:50 that scared me 😭

[@vhproductions]

The first time Dan has been chill about a loss. Actual character development.

[@JOHNNYTUBEYT]

Jaymoji and Dan argue you like a married couple. "That' MamaMoji to you Mario!"

[@Small_vidsYT]

The idea is simple... everytime the word beam or attack is said while trying to beat a kirby world... you spend 2 dollars on off brand kirby products afterward...

[@khrisbro]

0:47 this boutta be crazy