Can You Beat Metro 2033 With Only A Revolver?

While it is undoubtedly the most popular, Fallout is not the only series to tell a story set in a post-apocalyptic world. There’s Wasteland, which is a series of more traditional RPG games compared to Fallout, but there’s also Metro 2033. Can You Beat Metro 2033 With Only A Revolver?
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Can You Beat Metro 2033 With Only A Revolver? (in text form)
Before the gameplay even starts, the stage is set. 20 years ago there was a nuclear war which didn’t do nice things to Moscow. 40,000 people retreated underground and turned the subways we’ve all come to know and love into a habitat for new and blossoming wildlife. Subway please don’t sue me. Then came the choice, the choice that influences every split-second decision that happens throughout the rest of the game. I choice the Spartan mode because resource management sounds complicated, then chose the easiest Difficulty: Normal. The lack of an Easy difficulty was the first sign that bad things were a comin’.
The game begins and… I don’t have a Revolver, only this glorified lead squirtgun. I noticed immediately that the aiming is a little off, it’s like, looking up and down is slower than looking left or right. The problem was immediate. Monsters attacked me and I had to attack them back, I failed the challenge in record time by attacking with the melee. Outside, in view of a lighthouse, we got swarmed by a horde of monsters. The number of them made it clear that not attacking back wasn’t an option, I opened fire. I got attacked, an incestuous descendant of Big Bird got me, and darkness.
Alex, the Russian guy, instructed me to follow him, he led me through the station which was packed to the brim with a bunch of crybabies, and we met Hunter at the gate. Sounds of rats in the pipes gave away what was about to happen, I got my Revolver and went to work. This is about as easy as combat will ever be. Most of the monsters are behind the grating, but I still took more damage than I expected. Alex rambled on about the Dark Ones being the next step in our evolution, the outer guard post was dismantled by these so called Dark Ones, and a lot of people were ended.
Super bad-ass Hunter gave me his dog tags, a job, and ventured off into the darkness. Yeah he didn’t last. I wandered around a bit, it wouldn’t occur to me until some time later that the compass points towards my objective instead of pointing North. Because, you know, you expect a compass to be an actual compass. You don’t look at a plunger and think about how it could be a cereal bowl.

[@MittenSquad]

Small correction: at the end of the video is says the playthrough took 4 hours 51 minutes. I forgot to change the time to reflect this playthrough. The real time was about 13.5 hours

[@MegaStephen321]

Video is five minutes old, yet your comment is ten minutes old. You must be magic

[@jayjayerson3486]

Efficient i see...

[@anthonyapuzzo811]

Can you beat metro 2033 with only a knife?

[@wellingtonzani1280]

Pls Paul, do some metal gear challenge!

[@truth9251]

next time tri beat Metro Exodus with only Ashot Shotgun

[@benjaminurra2019]

I love how bourbon does things in the game while in the book he just dies instantly

[@scientificgaming1294]

Walter bottle it was kind of weird that in game artyom says absolutely nothing but in the book he is quite talkative

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Also book Bourbon is about Artyom's age and a scumbag.

[@sheldon-cooper]

Bourbon: Walking Also Bourbon: * Dies * Artyom: *FFS*

[@estrogenizedbird9161]

“I have died. There is no more me”

[@Caleb_Squatongim]

Ey ey ey spoilers

[@mkoll8828]

"Sold all my non-revolving weapons." Paul the shambler is a revolving shotgun...

[@drunkfinn7220]

Bigun too

[@nickstav08]

So is the helsing

[@Pumpkin42O]

wait a minute Yeah, and its like the best shotgun until the Big Boi known as the bike gun

[@nathanquimby9952]

It's the shambler not the shamber

[@mkoll8828]

@@nathanquimby9952 typo my bad

[@JustBeowulf]

From the creator of "can you beat Metro 2033 with only a revolver" Here comes "Can you beat S.T.A.L.K.E.R Shadow of Chernobyl with only a PMm"

[@Thes4LT]

Don't you dare. That's true hell.

[@darry3440]

its not Posible....

[@JustBeowulf]

@@darry3440 Oh, it is very possible, except it might take a lot of effort and a somewhat good aim

[@oneoneoneoneoneoneoneone]

Daren Jašek No. It’s necessary.

[@darry3440]

@@JustBeowulf Good aim Doenst make Pmn Better Poor arcuracy of weapon with Lack of DMG .. and im pretty sure the exoskeleton and Omon heavy suit just deflect low dmg..... ;)

[@DuckyTheFox]

5:21 "Mr. Krabs would've killed everyone in the station had that little stunt been pulled on him" is a sentence I never thought I would hear.

[@afewthreads1460]

It isn’t wrong tho

[@justinweber4977]

He fought two wars on the Sea Navy. Krabs is no stranger to killing for necessity, or fun.

[@jottys3709]

I love how he keeps saying like “I’m attacking from the dark so no one can see me” and the footage is just him getting absolutely mauled

[@rampantbuckler818]

Mitten Squad: "Kids dying in games is generally a no-go" Dying Light: *sweating*

[@MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099]

Resident evil 4

[@ray3990]

NightBuckle 371 dead space 2

[@rampantbuckler818]

@@ray3990 oh god I forgot abot that one xD

[@rampantbuckler818]

@@MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099 i dont remember any kids in RE4 other than maybe the final boss if im thinking the right game, but i dont think hes a kid

[@MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099]

@@rampantbuckler818 watch the ending scenes closely and look it up. You'll see lel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) kids die in re4

[@michaelsattell2962]

Can you beat "Your children" Only using a table leg.

[@kevinharnett3501]

Lol

[@eepersneepers7872]

I dunno, ask my kids

[@jacobcallahan3741]

I bet I can take a family

[@adamlucas2203]

My dad prefers jumper cables

[@juk3_r415]

I laughed in reasonably loud and now my step dad is taking up the challenge

[@RikaRikaItsumika]

There's actually a lot of paths in basically the entire game to sneak by everyone and not kill people so you definetly made this much harder on yourself than it could have been but that's normal for you :D

[@halocrafter300]

Except the Bandits immediately after Riga. The game won’t let you progress without killing them all.

[@parrishr.8923]

@@halocrafter300 if you can sneak by them you can non lethal ko them

[@piggymaster3209]

It pissed me off the way he played the game lol

[@ianfan1420]

@@parrishr.8923 That's only possible if you play the inferior version of the game.

[@alexgutierrez1599]

That's up to the player. I hate stealth. I rather just shoot them in the face.

[@zwarriorkrillin6400]

"failed the challenge in record time" So, we just ignoring the Untitled Goose Game challenge now?

[@ryokiritani4187]

"Damn it"

[@f.palmero5010]

He has such PTSD for failing so hard, he pushed the memory deep dark into his memories.

[@tobi6915]

he does not wish to remember. Nobody does

[@planb8700]

the best part is he failed without being forced aswell

[@lxlTYLERlxl]

Z Warrior Krillin exactly what I thought as well! lol

[@Blaze10523]

"a compass should point north" Jack Sparrow:

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

LMFAO

[@nathanquimby9952]

I don't get it

[@k3rt244]

@@nathanquimby9952 Thats gotta be the worst pirate i have ever seen

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@k3rt244 But you have heard of him

[@rockid7970]

14:48 When I first played it, I thought something actually broke (sensitivity or something), then I realized that we are carrying that kid

[@notaveragecr6041]

Carrying Sasha is *SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* much easier on mouse and keyboard.

[@mthsxd]

bro I thought it was a kind of feature to make the game harder specifically in that part, i also kept hearing the child talking and had no clue during the entire way to her mom that he was on our back (I thought artyom was hallucinating with the kid, this explained the weird sensitivity and the bodyless voice), so when I finally got to his mom and I saw him jumping from our back I was like: 🗿

[@homefront1999]

Metro has one of my favorite types of difficulty setting. Where bullet damage will increase across the board. So not only do enemies kill you in one or two hits, but you also kill then in one or two hits. That is, if you're playing on the higher difficulty.

[@chrism1518]

I can’t have fun with Metro all because of it’s difficulty settings, which are stupid in my opinion. Not being able to see my fucking ammo on Ranger is idiotic.

[@homefront1999]

@@chrism1518 If you bring up your lighter and clipboard, then you should be able to check your ammo. Unless you mean how much you have in your gun itself. You will either have to keep track for something like revolvers and shotguns or just get a feel for how much you have fired. Then again, you could always reload at any moment. I don't believe there is any reason not to.

[@Cappuccino_Rabbit]

This is something more games should do Instead of having sponge bullet enemies or just enemies that deals more damage and got more health Have everything be overpowered for everyone instead

[@paperclip3734]

@@chrism1518 seriously increases immersion though, your hand isnt held at all and every moment is dangerous

[@franklinjr.babauta4152]

@@chrism1518 Very late reply but for the first two metro games use the button that looks at your watch Artyom will also show more of the mag that your weapon has and yes you will have to count each bullet still

[@kingkade5922]

"Did these amateurs really think they could get a rugrats reference by me??"

[@MonstertruckBadass]

I'm so happy i dont understand these shitty american pop culture references

[@Jargas101]

@@MonstertruckBadass stop being so jealous

[@MonstertruckBadass]

@@Jargas101 Well you should learn to read, thats for sure ;)

[@Jargas101]

@@MonstertruckBadass you obviously are pretending to be happy to hide your jealousy for sweet sweet American pop culture references you long to understand but your foreign devil blood won't allow you.

[@project9770]

@@Jargas101 Jeez as if the food didn't have enough salt in it

[@thegreatcornholio5025]

"I passed calculus with a c" "I know a thing or two about math" "I haven't played elmo's number journey yet, so I'm unqualified to count" DOES NOT COMPUTE

[@TlalocTemporal]

Everyone knows you don't count in calculus. That's what all the math is working around.

[@emilianozamora399]

Ah yes, calculus is necessary when doing any calculations possible, so if you get a c on it you are doomed to not even being able to count 1+1

[@Sef_Era]

I Can Count! I Can! See! 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144

[@dragonlord1935]

@@Sef_Era Nice fibonacci.

[@AA-rh5ee]

Oh my god, he played an entire underground section with his broken gas-mask on. And in a challenge about saving revolver ammo, he chooses to have a firefight with all the fuckin' bandits instead of sneaking. Jeez Edit: the scorpions need to have the flashlight shined on them.

[@Stonecargo21]

It hurt me physically

[@jan_Travis]

I hated that part so much when I first played the game. It took me days to get passed it.

[@ashura.itadori]

@@jan_Travis Was it the Redux or the OG version? If it was the OG one, totally justifiable because not only was stealth so fuckin hard in that game, but also there were no quick knock-outs OR even kills w/ the knife

[@conarbabbitt4795]

And also, he didn't know that if you take lethal damage in the watchmen ambush in the prologue it advances the story. I only figured it out doing a tikhar only run.

[@coldspice_2950]

Stealth in shoot-shoot game bad

[@han6211]

Oh man, watching his old videos hearing lines like 7:50 hit differently. Yet he somehow managed to find a way to make us laugh. Rest well MS

[@ncrrangerrolandtembo4615]

😢Rip MS

[@zandertirabasso8601]

Rip bro

[@cptjackpl8690]

"That's where we all go, from one hell to the next" - Damn that's deep

[@masonada8826]

The thing is there isn't a hell in Metro, Khan mentions that the bombs destroyed Heaven and Hell.

[@carsondecker4069]

Hey nobody has to go to hell- follow Jesus

[@fressejetzt840]

No it isn't

[@geemcspankinson]

Khan knows

[@hyche_-6790]

@@carsondecker4069 wrong.

[@uactechsupport9970]

"Kids dying in games is a no go." Don't worry Metro 2033 only has kids trapped in a purgatory full of torment. Along with everyone and everything else, that died.

[@Chuked]

What if they were good people…

[@Gvazdika.]

@@Chuked khan said that the heaven and hell was destroyed in the nuclear fire, leaving the souls in the metro, stuck in a sort of purgatory, unable to move on

[@williamliddell7981]

RIP MittenSquad. In your honor I will eat a bowl of cereal out of a plunger.

[@Scott.E.H]

Anyone who is a fan of the stealth in this game knows you can absolutely beat it with just the revolver

[@Garnox_]

I finished 2033 without ever knowing what the watch did and that you could hide in the shadows. last light showed me how to in the prision part

[@arifsetiawan9507]

He didnt seem to know how to sneak through such dumbass ai

[@zhouwu9997]

i believe that, in theory, u can beat it without using any gun at all, but the game forces you to carry at least one so, meh

[@Clone-up2ge]

@@Garnox_ wait, you can hide in the shadows?

[@Garnox_]

@@Clone-up2ge you're invisible when in a shadow. no matter if they are directly looking at you. it's stupidly powerful

[@FeeLtheHertZ]

"You don't look at a plunger and think of a cereal bowl..." - Well I mean, speak for yourself, I guess.

[@halvarianknight4477]

Ever just pour milk into a cereal box?

[@muhammadadamarahman6488]

@@halvarianknight4477 have you ever like just shoved them cereals into a jug of milk?

[@Tayken1]

No just have a spoonful of cereal and a spoonful milk.

[@halvarianknight4477]

@@muhammadadamarahman6488 i would but the cereal would get way too soggy

[@muhammadadamarahman6488]

@@halvarianknight4477 put it in the dehydrater and Viola

[@pepealasquid6005]

“Falling off the wagon” “My old friend bourbon” This is starting to remind me of the fallout 3 play through where he was talking about Smirnoff and svedka

[@seronymus]

It aged poorly :(

[@Chuked]

What?

[@hiddensinix2767]

"Cumpie" "Gritted my teeth and begun to plow" "His name is Bourbon, like the soap" Truly wonderful quotes

[@mdeezy20111]

12:26

[@sailorskj9002]

Mitten out of context

[@Meandmyshadowclones]

The best quote in my opinion was "It was like Five Nights at Freddy's meets Donkey Kong Country meets Back at the Barnyard meets Chernobyl."

[@Flamco182]

Catheters can be real wiggly

[@jacobhoekman6865]

Quotes are always better in michigan. (Can you guess where I live.)

[@overthinkingisbad]

"can you beat-" mitten: "i'm going to stop you right there chief, the question you should ask is how much pain do you want to endure?"

[@JeanneHamada]

me: Yes

[@Randomguy0011]

I love that most of the problematic things in the run can be avoided if you just know what to do.

[@burntferidgerator6848]

The fucking library

[@rominkivela9351]

@@burntferidgerator6848 after beating the game once legitimately, every time after that I’ve just used hacks to get by the librarians because I have no restraint or patience

[@randalica92]

@@rominkivela9351 yeah when shit went south I relied on my Abzats, pretty much the reson I completed that level without smashing my mouse.

[@ThDuck]

@@burntferidgerator6848 I literally just pressed shift as hard as possible and ran through that section like the flash would be proud of me

[@cameron4588]

Nice dark tower reference: You don’t shoot with your heart you shoot with your hand is a kind of mixture of the gunslingers code sentences

[@renatomelloduba1014]

He forgot the face of his father, no wonder his revolver was always running low on ammo.

[@bigpapao8889]

"It's about as effective as one of those Nerf swords" Have you ever been hit with one of those, my guy?

[@denseaf1582]

No shit, one of those things broke one of my teeth when I was younger!

[@benjamin1359870]

I also love the implication that killing a muscular taupe the size of a lion, with a 15 centimeter knife should be easy, and it is only because you have a nerf knife that it take three hit

[@themaskedwarrior1592]

ayfuckingmen brodah XD

[@UnluckyLux]

I had my head split open by one of those, it’s a pretty hard plastic at the core of the blade, so much blood.

[@giacomo8875]

They don't kill you tho

[@thewonderfulshrimp3029]

“His name is bourbon, like the soap”

[@abhinavkm]

Funny he didn't say biscuit

[@charleyfirminger9229]

Abhinav KM not sure he’s english ahha i’d of said Biscuit

[@donaldbrown2937]

I was thinking the biscuit also

[@thehungazza2628]

Custard creams

[@noone42069]

It's soap?

[@vhfgamer]

To be honest, it's kinda hard watching him play one of my favorite of all time games the way he did.

[@sextuspompeius1266]

And he managed to fuck up on the easiest difficulty

[@dawido.z7173]

I feel your pain

[@haroomba]

my man... SAME

[@justawesome3239]

Agreed

[@Vox_Popul1]

Most KZbinrs that have done playthroughs of Metro 2033, which there aren’t many, have botched them entirely by not bothering to take it slow and learn how the game works. It is what it is ig.

[@dylancarroll4623]

0:26 wait, that’s Moscow after a nuclear war? I thought it was just normal Moscow.

[@MrPain-nk3wh]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking

[@heyokasamurai453]

Dylan Carroll the year was 2013, July 6-7? And 2 middle eastern countries dual it out with nukes and domino effect happens. 270 million Russians were wiped out by the last war and god had killed himself for humanity to rot in a dead world. Your welcome

[@philipm.peterson9292]

@@heyokasamurai453 lol nerd

[@heyokasamurai453]

Karl Marx I’m just passionate about the series

[@jeffreyhoon]

Fun fact for those who didn't play; Some of those scenes like the beginning rail track, you can actually save most of those people in time except the first. Helps with a 'hidden' mechanic for the Metro games.

[@maxonwolf5841]

What’s all of the levels where those work?

[@jeffreyhoon]

@@maxonwolf5841 The hidden mechanic? It's present in all the levels scattered about disguised as a water dripping sound and the screen briefly flashing white. Some examples would be like before you leave the station is playing the sitar (instrument) in your room or talking to the director before you leave.

[@maxonwolf5841]

@@jeffreyhoon Oh! So the moral points

[@jeffreyhoon]

@@maxonwolf5841 Yeah, moral points but I guess hidden mechanic fits as well since the game purposely doesn't tell you about it

[@soap9277]

@@jeffreyhoon Don't wanna be that guy, but that's not a sitar, it's a Balalaika.

[@gabrielrice1932]

“My first wife was easy, this was not” Lol I can’t

[@az12223]

"Hurr durr ermagagd i cant" learn english kid

[@aldernate8606]

az12223 calm down

[@connor2015]

leave it at 69 likes.

[@ironstar183]

@@az12223 you should learn English since you dont understand slang.

[@ryanvandoren1519]

@@ironstar183 im gen z and this kind of language sounds retarded... its you guys

[@dskdev]

rest in paradise mitten

[@andreasottohansen7338]

22:00 Oh you lucky bastard. I beat the OG version where he very much fecking can

[@glensutton1324]

"They Go to Hell when they Die-" Khan: About That....

[@yosefyonin6824]

yeah they end up in a way worse place than hell....

[@Hadgerz]

On a train?

[@yosefyonin6824]

@@dndsdzz no, it was'nt a joke, in actual Metro 2033 lore, people who died to the nuclear explosions or the anomalies ended up being "ghosts" - shadowy creatures stuck in a mid-state between life and death constanly reliving their final moments infinitely. and sucking up any living human that touches them back to their nightmare plain i don't know about you but that sounds way worse than hell

[@Lajos_Kelemen]

Yosef Yonin I haven’t beaten Exodus yet, but do you think there’s any redemption for those souls?

[@bobthebuilder1360]

@@Hadgerz lol hell issa train in exodus

[@tavi9598]

Can you beat Metro Last Light without taking any damage? Mitten Squad: "I died. Then I brushed myself off and regained my composure."

[@tobasco_jones6160]

Rest easy paul (mittensquad) , love you bro

[@smergthedargon8974]

6:39 What we don't know is that Mittens is really an anthropomorphic Nosalis, which is why he'll never do a face reveal.

[@Itachi476]

and then he did do face reveal

[@yoindianbro]

@@Itachi476 and OP was right!

[@tek4]

@@yoindianbro i think Paul is handsome 😍

[@mogenoof]

@@tek4 ayo

[@mogenoof]

@@tek4i agree

[@xrw5629]

It makes me uncomfortable seeing him use the mask while underground...

[@c0smic_eve]

I always forget to take it off get halfway through a level and realise crap i have my mask on

[@michalspisar2067]

I get uncomfortable watching him slaughter the poor souls in 16:32. You can pass that level without firing a shot :D same on frontline level

[@bauma9015]

It hurts to see him waste all that ammo at the start shooting at the infinite monsters

[@ncrsoldier4603]

@@bauma9015 To be fair, it doesn't change anything. He's gonna lose that ammo no matter what.

[@MarkoVuckovic32]

@Ethan Steel Of course they are different Nazis than the ones from the WWII but they aren't Nazis for no reason. They share the same ideology as the WWII Nazis which means they are bad.

[@Lisa_Simpson_]

Can you beat GTA SA without taking any damage?

[@Saminth]

This.

[@supernova582]

The answer is no but I whould love to see it anyway

[@augustoluis6888]

Ah shit, here we go ageen...

[@cardboard_shaft]

This

[@JumalaPlays]

No

[@BigDan98]

"You may have been hit by a drunk driver but you get to ride in an ambulance, which is kinda neat" I love this guy 😂

[@kalebbeer3526]

I really hits different watching this knowing you are know longer with us. We will all be lucky if we leave behind the legacy you have... Rest in piece my man

[@de_order703]

"Felt up by an enderman" just made me spit out my cereal

[@grandduchyofwales]

I have a very unpleasant image in my head rn

[@kafazyshorthop9909]

Now I have the image of someone getting felt up by an Enderman while spitting out cereal in my head.

[@bloodblade1221]

18:31 The librarians have a staredown mechanic where, if you stare directly at their face without attacking or agroing them beforehand they will stare back until they turn around and walk away. Saves bullets and display dominance to big gorilla mutant. 19:00 you were standing in a light shadow which is basically the invisibility cloak to nearly every npc.

[@whatheywhathuh1726]

It was nearly physically painful watching him shoot the librarians instead of just staring at them

[@-The_Sun_God-]

@@whatheywhathuh1726 So what who cares

[@grayghost5636]

Dang I didn’t know about that, I kinda just ran through the entire area after killing one lol

[@mememan2.074]

@@-The_Sun_God- He could have gotten a less stressful run

[@-The_Sun_God-]

@@mememan2.074 that was a comment from 2020

[@RebelNutts-gg1xf]

Rest in peace, man.

[@hollowoh]

"Journey to the center of the basement" that line is platinum

[@Gracer..]

"So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to express my teenage angst by listening to Pain by Three Days Grace. While my mom drives me to school." -MittenSquad 17:52

[@martinastrand3156]

this is literally the only way i play metro

[@augustoluis6888]

Hi CJ!

[@punished_venom_snake]

you know what's up lol

[@xyrenegade]

@@augustoluis6888 AHHAHAHAHAHAAHH fuck

[@PlebNC]

You were only supposed to follow the damn subway train CJ!

[@doomsday9831]

Smoke, it's me!

[@pacomedesalve9774]

"the Russian guy, theres only like one of those in this game"

[@RandomPerson-cb9lp]

Yeah it's not like this game takes place in Russia

[@planescaped]

Too many Azerbaijani.

[@eugenekrabs4774]

@@RandomPerson-cb9lp nO rEaLlY?

[@TacBans]

huh, i thought they were all irish!

[@MercyBot7]

"I plan on laughing when I die." I hope you did man, I hope you did. Rest in Power, brother.

[@Parrisnights]

Coming back to this in 2023 to say that this is still great content. Thanks for the happy times, Mittens.

[@LilSwinney]

I love how he just runs past the spiders because he wasn't paying attention to the fact all you need is a flashlight

[@ninjafaceify]

A flashlight is not a revolver

[@dominicsacchetti2360]

Unless you tape 6 of them together and find a way to make them spin

[@vinylsketch]

“Yeah he died” *laughs in novels*

[@lyubomyrmaron1594]

I can't believe they actually named the sequels 2034 & 2035

[@xyrenegade]

Never read the books, spoil me. What happened to him?

[@dianneh9438]

@@xyrenegade Hunter never died, he was just missing in action until he returned to his home station with a mutilated face, that's when he volunteered to find the missing caravan with Homer and another guy I can't remember the name to.

[@dianneh9438]

Metro 2034 gives the rest of the details.

[@treemen5552]

All i remember from the books because i read them so long ago is some girl drowns in 2034

[@joyfullpuns1593]

I love how you did the bridge battle in the hardest way possible

[@danielthomas990]

like he did nothing in proper stealth it hurt watching this

[@albertsu3523]

That apartment mission at 15:58 made me want to tear my hair out because of where the checkpoint was set at

[@jugg3rnotr34z4]

Can you beat Fallout NV Without hearing "Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter" while on the NCR's side?

[@darkness12682]

Nope

[@arekusu.]

I genuinely want to see this happen

[@RandomPerson-cb9lp]

Yes just sneak kill every NCR trooper you see

[@soap9277]

Can you beat Skyrim without hearing "I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee"?

[@FnRenner]

Yes, this challenge would be doable for Mitten. The music is not public, it's copyrighted and if he didn't mute it he'd get flagged.

[@duchi882]

*This reminds me* of that guy who killed Resident Evil 4's Verdugo using only a Door

[@pokemonhunter4life831]

Dante ravioli flashbacks

[@bigbean9403]

I havnt played since i was like 6 which one was that?

[@dragonborndylan7609]

@@pokemonhunter4life831 he is the best

[@guudvybezonly]

Duchi that’s what i said the first time watching him 😂😂

[@gameslie9049]

Duchi Dante ravioli is slowly becoming a KZbin staple

[@stonegamingtv1963]

Rip mitten ❤

[@WeedCop]

"My tour guide forgot his debit card in the gift shop, and went back to get it" *being brutally murdered by a giant shit that i cant pronounce*

[@ryanmoreland7157]

I'm so glad finally seeing someone play this game. The series is my absolute favorite

[@chrizrann6412]

check out raycevick's video if you have'nt

[@grognackgarganil9164]

same here fucking amazing games

[@garyselner6697]

I have so many fond memories with the metro series. I've loved every one so far. Although the aiming is indeed wonk as hell

[@caseyhall2320]

@@garyselner6697 lol yeah. By the time I was used to the aiming I became horrendous at aiming in other games bc I was still stuck in Metro aiming mode.

[@chump6220]

but hes playing normal spartan

[@mokeymale8350]

“Lake Erie only has two of those things.” If you’ve been to it in person, I think it has all three. That water is terrifying.

[@a_stranger_loop]

Mokey Male I have never tried to get out of any other video game water so frantically. I wouldn’t even be able to tell you why it made me feel so uncomfortable, but I HATED the devs for forcing me to fall in it.

[@johnfolmer5412]

To anyone who has been in the lake, I'm sorry for your loss

[@magaman49]

Lake Erie kinda sucks, I live 3 miles from it.

[@johnfolmer5412]

@@magaman49 I live 2 blocks from the lake so ya

[@magaman49]

@@johnfolmer5412 US side or Canada side?

[@caseblue2232]

Next challenge: _“Can you beat S.T.A.L.K.E.R without cheeki breeki?”_

[@giovannicervantes2053]

Impossible

[@mizaelgaytan7109]

Impossible

[@someguyfromtheinternet5102]

I can barely play stalker without listening to hardbass.

[@dustojnikhummer]

"I missed two point blank shots" I almost chocked on my tea here.

[@lukedufaur5368]

21:00 You're supposed to kill them with the light from your flashlight

[@nathanl3011]

Luke DuFaur you have no idea how far I scrolled to see if I was the only one that knew to use the light

[@dombhoy2658]

Luke DuFaur I think he didn’t use it because it does damage and that would be cheating

[@lukedufaur5368]

@@dombhoy2658 I don't think it does damage until the point that it fully kills them, but what it does do is destroy their hard shell after you aim it at them enough, which makes them susceptible to normal bullets. If he considered killing with the flashlight "damage" then he could have done that.

[@jacobkonya3301]

@@lukedufaur5368 if you aim at them long enough, it does kill them. He could have just aimed at them until they stood up or flipped over and shot their exposed belly

[@jacobkonya3301]

@•【Obnoxious】 グレー Void • yeah true but you can also stab their exposed bellies instead of shooting

[@aaronjsirb7919]

"It's like having kids. You get rid of it and start over."

[@drakegonnan6030]

I know you probably don't know much about this game, but... It hurt a lot watching you take the hardest possible method multiple times. I don't know if anyone else has mentioned these specifically before, but they are what I noticed off the top of my head: Librarians can be stared down if you can't sneak past them. it takes a bit of time and effort, but you don't have to waste ammo those scorpion things?(apparently, they are called 'spiderbugs') yeah, they can be killed with your flashlight You can skip the entirety of Black Station and the Front without killing anyone, heck, there is even an achievement for both, no need to waste ammo and, I don't know if you did this, I couldn't quite tell, but you could sell ammo of other types for military ammo, and load it into your revolver instead of revolver rounds. literally burning money, but after Polis, you don't need it anyway

[@midnightstarfall8166]

Replying to a six month old comment? Heck yeah. Either way I just got done on a Metro kick, replaying both on Redux and...I just...this video is soooo painful. Like even if he's running and gunning there's segments where you get ammo boxes with practically limitless ammo like the carriage segment, I fail to understand how he keeps running out of ammo, like...it feels like he went into this game entirely blind or something and just ignored everyone when you'd think for a challenge like this you'd play it at least once...

[@oc5692]

Rest easy Paul.

[@lukedufaur5368]

5:38 "they go to Hell when they die" Khan: "well yes but actually no"

[@CrazyGamer-dz7du]

“I use bullets to buy more bullets” classic

[@zachtoms7255]

18:12 eight thousand dollars for a three minute ride.... yeah. Neat

[@vsGoliath96]

"By listening to Pain by Three Day Grace while my mom drives me to school." Oh fuck, dude. Literally something I did back in high school. Anyone who claims they weren't a cringy loser in high school is lying. We all were.

[@qmzp2]

"I passed calculus with a C" Well duh, I'd question your math skills if you passed a kalculus class with a k

[@lars956]

qmzp2 good one

[@Poppy_and_ponies]

I got kkk

[@requis9838]

I have a tattoo of that symbol! Mines red tho

[@Anarcho-SyndicalisticSaboteur]

@@requis9838 Got yourself an old nordic symbol that is today used by nazi scum. Was that the intention ?

[@harrysboylan]

shows how well this game made you feel isolated when you dont have a companion to kill everything for you

[@ericscott7120]

As someone who played this game and loved it this look at it is hilarious.

[@anirudhmenon420]

God bless the enclave

[@ericscott7120]

@@anirudhmenon420 too based

[@anirudhmenon420]

@@ericscott7120 yessir

[@Kylesico912x]

19:30 , And for lines that aged incredibly well.

[@ryanringer3896]

It’s honestly probably easier to do a “without killing anyone” run

[@Illuminatiman44]

I doubt it very much. Seeing as you have to kill people to progress.

[@ryanringer3896]

Quinton I never said “possible”, just “easier” you pessimistic prick

[@Slender_Man_186]

Ryan Ringer nah, the revolver in these games are headshot machines, pacifist runs are a bitch in Metro.

[@Illuminatiman44]

Alright then...

[@seuchenvater5687]

The revolver isn't that bad as long as you're hitting headshots

[@eoghanrichardson9104]

Him wearing his mask through the whole Bandit Station made me sad

[@drchubbles7314]

@@alexanderedinger He means the gas mask, when it's worn during any combat it gets damaged and can break.

[@planb8700]

@@alexanderedinger also uses up canister

[@ghostsurgeon3155]

Actually no in this game, the only time your mask is used is in radiation

[@theashenstorm5509]

If you think about it you would look intimidating

[@ootdega]

Also, you can get the Librarian to shut up and go away if you look it in the eyes. Also, you can buy a fully-upgraded revolver at the very first station. Also, you can buy a stealth suit that makes remaining undetected completely trivial. Also, you can kill the bugs with the fucking *_flashlight._* Also, the silencer reduces your damage. Also, the extended barrel _increases_ your damage. Also, an extended barrel revolver is capable of killing a Demon with a single well-placed shot. It's not easy to do, but it can be done. I did it from a quarter mile away. I actually _did_ complete Metro 2033 with only the revolver (past the intro), on Ranger Hardcore. Because the number of things you're _required_ to shoot is actually very small. Quite a few chapters can be completed without firing a single shot. This isn't even about being smart, this is just about paying attention. Jesus fucking Christ.

[@gagelink2640]

I’ve been watching your videos for about a year, and not only are your videos great but THANK YOU for the hand written subtitles. I always have my subtitles on and many ppl don’t do that. Love the secret jokes in them too!

[@just2730]

Love this game, glad to see you play it. One quick note is practically the entire game can be played stealthy. The little blue indicator on the watch tells you if you're detectable by guards.

[@HoundofOdin]

"I used bullets to buy more bullets," sounds a lot like "collecting as many dogs as possible and attempting to use them as currency to purchase more dogs."

[@armintor2826]

Its like the magic goblet in harry potter once you get one they just keep adding up

[@thepais596]

digging stones with a stone pickaxe

[@bobthebuilder1360]

They use good ammo to buy more ammo but shitty ammo

[@ironstar183]

Its barter system! Hopefully you have bullets they want and they have bullets you want!

[@deathkorpsguard]

@teebles It's 5.45 which is used by the Ak-74 (Called the Kalash in the game)

[@sneeringimperialist340]

You'd probably have an "easier" time finishing the game with just throwing knives. Tough, but you can collect them after throwing so ammo wouldn't be an issue.

[@PatriotMapper]

“They had a bunch of supplies, and would not share. Rest assured, my kindergarten teacher will hear about this, and will not be happy” -Mitten Squad, 2020

[@The_Hoff_12]

Rest in peace Paul, your videos continue to bring laughter and enjoyment.

[@DSFARGEG00]

>when I open my jar of cheese someone else enjoys seeing old MREs get opened, I see.

[@Ryanmiaku]

twitter.com/MittenSquad/status/1209986178814005249?s=20

[@faceless2302]

Let's get this out onto a tray

[@thegoose5294]

@@faceless2302 Nice!

[@gundir7504]

Thought it was another Rainbow Dash Cum Jar...

[@ussliberty109]

No hiss.

[@brentblackwolf6325]

"this was the most stealth oriented part of the game by a metric mile" Killed me

[@eggnoodle1061]

when he kept walking up to, shooting, or running from the librarians had me dead and angry at the same time lmao

[@videogameinferno6489]

20:14 Ah, yes.

[@goblintacos88]

I've been wanting to play this game. Love the challenges Mitten Squad!

[@ZeronXenixal]

I forgot this game even had a HUD.

[@Nietzschefan333]

yup

[@PlebNC]

It's so immersive the PC version modders' only idea for mods was putting boobs on the Nosalis.

[@Castlemight]

@@PlebNC Funny thing is that Nosalises actually have buttholes.

[@PlebNC]

@@Castlemight I don't understand the connection and I'm terrified to find out what it is.

[@mice6545]

@@PlebNC why would they put tits on the nosalis like wtf

[@BanHelsing]

I love to see different games in this series

[@Nietzschefan333]

same

[@saywhat4314]

Yea i think he’s getting tired of playing fallout

[@ashenone3883]

Conor Fuck off with that shit opinion.

[@charkie2388]

Conor why?

[@mantha6912]

I would really, REALLY enjoy seeing short, edited playthroughs of old games like this with your humorous narration!

[@csclipdump]

watched this video 3 years ago, first mitten squad video i ever watched. RIP joseph

[@FlorentineNoble]

The metro series is so underrated

[@lucasm.3864]

“Fog is more fun than snow.” A blizzard has all the fun of both, though.

[@kendrickvickers2610]

"Miller cant die" i literally had to restart from the nazi mission just to get the auto shotgun so that i could fight them off without him dying since he just ran ahead and got killed by them or simply got me killed

[@ursa_margo]

8:31 sneak playthrough at the Sukharevskay ("Dry", lol) station is impossible in vanilla Metro 2033, but it quite feasible in Metro Redux.

[@bzeffer]

"...it's spooky, erie, and snowy. Lake Erie only has two of those things. Score one for Moscow." You know. I have to agree

[@mackinblack]

18:59 *"I thought i was getting a Pixar moment. One slowly approached me and I approached it. It killed me real quick.*

[@antonywhatever572]

What could go wrong 😂

[@sangu6664]

a nice tip for next time you play this the scorpions can bescared away with your flashlight

[@ripvanwinkle9935]

Next time 💀

[@alexandrecote3186]

Wont be no next time, Mitten passed away.

[@ThatWTFGuy]

11:28 “It’s like having kids, if you make a mistake, you get rid of it and start over” Fucking DEAD! Lmfao