Can you beat risk of rain 2... without killing anything?

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[@win2ette]

The Intro to this video was ABSOLUTELY Inspired and ... *appropriated* from the lovely @martincitopants please go check out his hilarious youtube channel www.youtube.com/@martincitopants

[@EmberVee]

HAHA I KNEW IT-

[@NootMareFooxy]

Question, what about artifact of chaos?

[@praneelprasad5042]

I can’t believe a rainbow frog inspired our gamer-maid…..life’s wild yo….

[@praneelprasad5042]

Also the fact that I’m watching this vid during Diwali is just too much of a coincidence….love the content windy!

[@user-ph7qi9ly4f]

This wasn't the pacifist build, this was the American military build

[@marcosbm8094]

Man its such a tragedy that Mithrix tripped and fell into your collection of recreational missiles.

[@win2ette]

whoopsies... this will definitely hold up in court

[@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179]

@@win2ette OBJECTION! You are not licensed for Recreational Missiles, nor were the appropriate storage procedures followed. To Guantanamo with you!

[@win2ette]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179

[@blakksheep736]

​​@@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179 but your honour, how was my client supposed to reasonably anticipate that every box or vending machine he opened would have hundreds of missiles in them?

[@snoboila4196]

@@blakksheep736 a hereby convict you of manslaughter, you will be sentenced to 1000 hrs of the T I C K L E D U N G E O N

[@jobot0114]

Your honor, I just wanted the loot, I didn't know the chest was filled with live explosives that fly toward my enemies! ;~;

[@win2ette]

This WILL stand up in court

[@sibelozver8367]

"But you Got the ability so AcCCualy yoU Are GUİlTy Of OrDeRİnG ToPut The rocjets there" -nerd

[@cytox9021]

This is the embodiment of how punching someone in the dark is a legal loophole “Sowey ocifer I was juwst fewwing awond for mwy swuwondings”

[@win2ette]

Your honor... it wasn't my fault...

[@dandyspacedandy]

your honor the witness couldnt have witnessed me punching them if it was too dark!

[@CrunchyTheCrunch]

​@win2ette "your honor, stfu yo ass wasn't even there"

[@d1mensi0n70]

Honestly, I thought at Mithrix phase 3 it would end, but then I remembered you could just stack rockets right before he steals your items. And then I saw 20 trillion rockets take him down in 2 milliseconds. Yep, gg Windy

[@grayck]

Windette doing a pacifist run? Okay where is the real Windette...

[@Ghost-095]

It must be a minic

[@carlpapa123]

The firework god has cloned windette and is making the clone do its bidding

[@seamoon_owolf3936]

100% mimic

[@Artyom1203]

Imposter?

[@ToeBreans33-lg2fk]

He was replaced by an alternate

[@enderziad8411]

This feels like a terraria summoner's dream of standing there and letting his minions do the work

[@tarnrazar]

I I have tears in my eyes. It has been so long since I laughed this hard. How I missed this feeling.

[@win2ette]

YES!!! YES!!! THIS IS WHAT IT"S ALL ABOUT!!! FUCK YES!!!

[@toblerone1729]

Never expected someone firing a freaking RYNO VI from a wormhole inside every chest and vendor machine

[@Wyatt_Wintersoul]

I can see windette making a video on this build using the joke "after finding out that your portable refrigerator has more space for rockets than your brain has for actually good ideas, simply turn all greens you get into as much fuel cells as you deem nescessary"

[@WillOWhisper]

Windette's script writer:

[@Wyatt_Wintersoul]

@@WillOWhisper I mean I probably COULD if Windette let me but I doubt that he would

[@speediestthot2356]

martincitoette isnt real he cant hurt you martincitoette:

[@win2ette]

Well spotted

[@Robocrab-td8dr]

So sad that that the Mithrix and the many denizens of Petrichor V died in a tragic vending machine accident

[@win2ette]

So sad ;-;

[@BobOrKlaus]

Def thought phase 4 would get you, good thing there were enough rockets still flying lmao Cant wait for squids

[@win2ette]

Squibward Polyp

[@pralenkaman8105]

For a true pacifist run play without command so you, as the player are not responsible for the items that will kill your enemies

[@win2ette]

WAIT THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE

[@dragonclaw4159]

​@win2ette hey windette, disruspetorigin did a video where he tried to beat the game with no items, and with the artifacts of chaos, swarms sacrifice, kin, and frailty make the game a complete joke. Artifacts of swarms and chaos are both broken for bosses as bosses and/or swarms will attack each other and deal with most of your problems. The artifact of kin makes getting to the final stage much easier as there's 2 situations that can happen with the artifact of chaos: A: weak enemy attacks a strong enemy and gets killed instantly. The strong enemy turns its attention back to you afterwards. B: two strong enemies are locked in combat until one is dead, and the survivor is significantly weaker. You want situation b, but it's rather rare. Kin guarantees situation b. Artifact of frailty is powerful against mithrix for obvious reasons.

[@lordmpfree4564]

Actually, I saw a video once (I don't remember who made it) where the guy beat ror2 even without attacking. He did it with the artefact that enables friendly fire and doubles falls damage, I don't really remember how he beat the teleporter bosses but I know that he beat mithrix by letting him repeatedly fall of a ledge and just die. It was a lot harder but it's possible

[@dr.JackieBright]

I think you might be thinking of Disputed Origin. Just watched that video yesterday.

[@madlogger25]

There is another guy who made fun of him bcs he didn’t do it on monsoon lol

[@madlogger25]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXi9g6ecYrWZjc0si=mQFChLFy2fWlA7fn

[@lordmpfree4564]

@@dr.JackieBright Yea that was him

[@yearoldsinger]

I feel like killing things with beacon should be ok as long as you didn’t place it where enemies were originally, also ceremonial daggers fair play, not your fault there’s a million rockets in chest and heat seeking knives hidden inside the enemies 😤😤😤

[@win2ette]

hahahaha! "Your honor, how was I supposed to know they had a knife?"

[@carlpapa123]

I love that the entire basis of this is that random chests and vending machines just HAD 12 quintillion rockets in them to kill things.

[@theendofthestart8179]

You can 100% do it without killing. Artifact that lets enemies hit eachother.

[@win2ette]

please attempt this and tell me your findings

[@llamaboyguy5327]

@@win2etteMeaty Jesus did this on monsoon and beat it

[@theendofthestart8179]

@@win2ette Alright so the strat is to run Artifact of Chaos, Artifact of Swarms, Artifact of Honor, Chaos is obvious, its our only DPS, Swarms I feel I dont need to explain, Honor for those blazing elites, they have a habit of seriously hurting their friends. and ofcwould

[@theendofthestart8179]

@@win2ette WELL so i did all that just for that other guy's comment to show that someone else already did it a year ago woop

[@andrewsvideos528]

​@@win2ettekzbin.info/www/bejne/fH-3p4ulhqp3bdksi=vH86pSsHyGwKE8up

[@ziko7190]

theoretically, the only thing you have to kill is Mithrix as each teleporter boss _could_ be led off the map with enough time

[@highasynth5639]

This video has helped me to beat mithrix for the first time. Thank you windette

[@danielferrieri7434]

Undertale Pacifist on Steroids

[@deusexvesania1702]

That were a lot of rockets. And much less painful than expected. For Windette, that is.

[@Zapomniaem]

im not even a minute into the video and i read "how to accidentally make mustard gas" i knew wimdys videos were cursed but that is was beyond my expectations... keep up the good waork man :D

[@currigodsama9589]

I just struggled to beat an eclipse 1 run with a friend a couple of hours ago and I just saw Mithrix's subscription to life been cancelled. Life is unfair XD

[@kalezzzzzzzz]

Hellfire tincture would’ve been so good, constantly damaging yourself proccing razor wire and healing it off from planula

[@chilpz]

Truly fantastic content thank you

[@wanderingvagrant1551]

Tell me, what pacifist carrys an Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile in their pockets

[@blahybris608]

consider: n'kuhanas opinion, bungus also: polylute would have worked great with your fireworks, just like plimp, atg or any other proc thing tbh

[@win2ette]

n'kuhanas feels like you're actively attacking the enemy... I don't know why this feels less fair than fireworks... they're basically the same thing... just FEELS that way

[@isyhamsamvr1362]

Intro music is from Mario vs Donkey Kong miniland mayhem for anyone wondering

[@theendofthestart8179]

ah command I can overlook, but drizzle man? at least you tried...

[@solarfus]

never thought I would ever get to see windette being a pacifist expect the unexpected ig

[@superstarspace3167]

Oddly fitting theres a joke about 4th of July when i just so happen to be dressing for 'Murica day at our school and dressed EXACTLY like it was a stereotypical 4th of July with the tanktop and jorts.

[@exoticdweeb5225]

Reminds me of that scene in the matrix during the battle of Zion. The rockets are all the tentacle robots

[@ihasahat1576]

"Mr. Wimdy, you stand accused of mass genocide. How do you plead?"

[@win2ette]

NOT GUILTY YOUR HONOR!!! MY CLIENT PLEADS "OOPSIE DAISY"

[@kinzietheostrichman]

That was simply an incredible video.

[@bibenken8655]

Honestly the moment i hear the intro, i already knew who u get it from:))

[@finphone7387]

all you need is gas, ignition tank, for give me please, gesture of the drown, and soul bound catalyst. this works on monsoon

[@Plinc0]

I'm so fucking glad that you've found my absolute favourite build in this game

[@matteorohrbeck6238]

when you attack the teleporter boss in the same frame he spawned, he will not have a red health bar so the game things you have already beaten the teleporter boss so it is possible to beat risk of rain 2 without killing anything. Defeating Mithrix also does not count as a kill in the log

[@Alepap.]

"without killing anything" proceeds to kill everything

[@toblerone1729]

I have this looming feeling that trying to pull this stunt on a Switch is going to make it blow up

[@FlamingMoron]

I actually did this a couple of days ago, however I added void shrimp

[@creeperizak8971]

I gotta try this build now

[@Local_pixel_artist]

I tried to get through with no kill’s awhile ago Have you considered drones and coin rolls to pay for the drones I think the kill goes to the drone and the death screen won’t count them

[@pokelordomega1701]

man it's truly a nice day to have a coffee with my buddy mythrix... who put all these fireworks in the vending machine? how are they able to fit in there? and more importantly *why are they homing in on him?!*

[@phoenix21562]

caffenator builds truly are the builds of all time

[@ry6554]

The squid polyp run is fast approaching.

[@OisirM]

It is not only possible to beat the entire game with Squid Polyps, it's remarkably easy. Especially as Captain. Squid Polyps are also probably the most consistent item in the game to beat Mithrix with, for reasons you just saw; they stay spawned in Phase 3, and unless you donate a metric ton of healing/defenses/AOE damage to him there is no chance in hell that he'll kill them faster than they will slap him back into the Bronze age. But you don't even need Remote Caffeinator, you can just bring a few drones into the fight, deliberately let them die to the pinwheel attack in phase 2, and then resurrect them. 2-3 polyps, even at low stacks (we're talking 2-4) is more than enough. Also in terms of yellows, wouldn't Little Disciple be allowed in pacifist runs? After all you're just out for a brisk morning jog, it's not your fault that raging spirits erupt from you as you move.

[@NootMareFooxy]

Wait do this as artificer and use the jet pack booster, “your honor they weren’t in my backblast when I was originally using my jet pack they merely kept in the way and in no way whatsoever my fault”

[@gamingrat842]

Literally pogging in the end

[@Kio_Kurashi]

Risk of Rain 2 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits! ... Wait wrong channel

[@jaydahya629]

gotta get forgive me please + gesture + gnor's tome + ceremonial dagger hahaha

[@critz8769]

I like how we totally not talk about the 2nd result at 0:52 💀

[@jsalva8144]

"Can you beat risk of rain 2... without playing the game?" Chooses engineer

[@ultrakleptomania]

Its 1 in yhe morning, im about to go bed after playing a nearly three hour long game in Ror2 with my brother. I see windy upload, and I am pleased to see its ALSO ror2. I then proceeded to rudely awaken my brother twice cuz of how hard i was laughing. Well played.

[@leiriaLen]

Artifact of chaos and that one artifact that doubles the amount of enemies and then you wait for the enemies to kill each other and in the mitryx fight there will be 2 mitryx's because of the artifact and they will kill each other while you watch in a distance, and thats how you beat the game with out killing any enemie and if you need gold you can get gold on that thing that takes some health from you and you get gold, its easy to explain but hard to lol

[@commanderdemonno9819]

play as a healing drone for better effect also *_USE CHAOS_*

[@nlight1291]

Mitrix POV: a caffeine addict drinking coffee without limits

[@omg_falafel]

Man really making that risk of rain returns lore accurate, where the fireworks are terrorist bombs in disguise

[@ItsPark-]

This intro brings me great joy as a martincitopants enjoyer

[@FireFox64000000]

Now that's how you pacifist upside their head.

[@egardner304]

I was here for this stream!! good times 😊 edit: 6:59 DKSJSJ THAT'S ME I SUGGESTED GARY :D

[@win2ette]

Shoutout to gary

[@deathblite9806]

So, I see you found my cursed build Windy. It's the only build I've been able to make that can let me be afk the entire time

[@RandomPerson-fn4zu]

"Much like punching someone in the dark, it is a victimless crime" -SsethTzeentach

[@yeetmojo3331]

my very first run that I beat, I beat using the fireworks+ remote caffeinated combo

[@Kostej]

Ok... ok... I didnt know this is possible. Cool. I need to try more builds now. I really like dead doll build. It is kinda "boring" build but fun. Take equpment woodo Dolly, White fuel, turtle, necles. Green wisp and.... I forget another green. Red knife, blue shell for auto equpment. Just all enemy dead effect items. Easy build but is fun see everythink exploze and get overshield. Or just enginer with rocket and take all rocket items.

[@bensmit1235]

indirect hollow knight (if you have not already) eg. charms can damage but no spells and attacking with nail etc.

[@trickster3399]

Okay that search bar looks *dramatic pause* Interesting Windy

[@ngyt2060]

I didn’t fully watch the video but if it counts, Hellfire Tincture would be a great equipment to use

[@crossyright9493]

I blame you for my addiction of this game. Thanks

[@tomsmith9991]

Artifact of chaos and frailty with loader with swarms someone used these and beat the game with no items

[@_spicy_salad_2810]

Hellfire tincture and gesture of the drown would have popped off doe

[@efehanok3491]

My brain stoped for a few seconds when i heard the intro

[@miomip]

The whole premise of this video is just "how to kill and make everyone think it was an accident"

[@CrashMan221]

Thank you for making this video. I shall respond by making Loader, my main, into a nuclear bomb for the rest of my runs. Still though, interesting vid 👍

[@kalezzzzzzzz]

I saw that “how to accidentally make mustard gas” in your search bar

[@robertparker6522]

Not picking up lil disciple is wild

[@Nickle_King]

Hellfire Tincture. The Hotsauce challenge.

[@pain.1901]

9:56 average volatile horde of many

[@markrobison5199]

I take back all the times I've called Fireworks a bad item. I see the truth now.

[@yis8fire]

This will be used in court

[@ELI-ug4um]

"This was too easy!" He says on Drizzle. smh.

[@yannikatsafados2726]

I think you just found a new speed run strat.

[@user-id3gi1cy4l]

Windette and Martincitopants. Windopants isnt real he cant hurt you Windopants:

[@win2ette]

*static intensifies*

[@Palemoss]

Is no one gonna talk about how his search bar said "How to accidentally make mustard gas"?

[@sona_the]

fantastic! now beat it without items.

[@StephenHogarts]

His face at the end

[@InvisibleBoot]

This has to be an eclipse-8 strategy, caffeinate for health and fireworks/squids to take out all enemies. When if I ever attempt that it's a strategy i'm going to attempt.

[@plan3teris]

thats actually how I won my eclipse 8 acrid run! Its extremely strong even with pretty low item investment

[@ignitedember343]

Yes you can Its how i did my first monsoon run :D captain with hacking pod, fireworks, remote caffeinator, and pocket ICBM

[@rosant7074]

Love the martin vives this video gives

[@win2ette]

I only recently found him (which makes me wanna end myself) and HIS CONTENT IS HILARIOUS! So i stole it... and i'm not giving it back

[@rosant7074]

@@win2ette have you seen joecabe?

[@rosant7074]

Jocab*

[@Jamlord2061]

the happiest big accident

[@dennisdebrix919]

This isn't a pacifist run, it's basically can you beat risk of rain using artifact of command. Using command is basically always a win

[@louiskostasredojevic]

Bro accidently found one of the best builds BY TRYING TO BE PACIFIST

[@turtlelyturtle]

Your being to nice real windette

[@jjoohhnn6065]

You should have used Nukahunas retort, it fires a skull when you heal, YOUR not the one killing the enemies it’s the random cursed artifact you picked up

[@christmasspiritakagatekeep2308]

did realize we where watching a funny frog man

[@DiamondDude-so6dz]

💎you may have been playing RoR2, but Mithrix was playing Touhou💎

[@BonesofCreation]

That just a happy little accident

[@Trentmoment]

crying because i made a tier list and beat a rainstorm run the other day doing this

[@Prohuman271]

Time for the squid polyps

[@John_Dark_Souls]

martincitopants WHAT DID YOU DO WITH WINDETTE?!!!?!