Can you beat Skyrim with a MINIGUN?

[@professorsaul8851]

"It's not cheating, it's extra lore" is my favorite thing ever

[@rantingsofamadman9796]

Honestly

[@davidspinks2598]

Same energy as "it's not broken, it's how Todd envisioned it."

[@atomiclad4049]

Lets just say the Dwemer had a new project

[@nicklausa.rparker6403]

4:40 the first time I played this game that man that runs away actually got away and I didn't know that it was scripted that he was supposed to be shot, he actually ran off screen and since it was my first playthrough I thought it was supposed to happen.

[@cornbreadloverrr]

its not cheating, its chim

[@steveharvey2441]

"Most people don't run around with shotguns and anti-tank rifles" *Laugh in American*

[@billbillinger2117]

Hey now not ALL of us have shotguns and anti-tank rifles. Only about 70% have both...the other 30% has one or the other.

[@duncanharrell5009]

Not if you’re in a state with restrictive gun laws. Then you get a peashooter.

[@elijahmontgomery4146]

Duncan Harrell Boi

[@tommyspringer3693]

The remaining 175% own 7 or more guns.

[@JesterNR1]

If I have 7 guns, and the government takes 3 guns, how many guns do I have left? That's right... I have 30 left. I lied about only having 7.

[@nohulse]

I love how he calls out Tod Howard for every single glitch in the game, as if Tod single-handedly forged this game by himself and made certain that it was filled with glitches galore lmao

[@jimbomclimbo7467]

Todd is the first person to ever reach 100 smithing and with this power he created skyrim to judge us. His cruelty is boundless he is the mad God we have made him. he will never forgive us.

[@inscrutablemungus4143]

Every single bit in the skyrim executable was designed and placed there by the allmighty Todd.

[@Patrickf5087]

Tod is literally the guy who said. Ship it. The buck stops at him. Or are you saying Bosses have ZERO accountability in decisions?

[@MongoTheMagnificent666]

You will never convince me otherwise

[@tipsy_hog]

The way that Bethesda games are made is Todd goes on a drunken rampage, then someone straps him down and forces him to tell them a story. Someone records his ramblings and tries to make a game around what they can understand. The next day, Todd wakes up and pisses on the script, and then an unpaid intern tries to salvage what's left on the computer. THAT code is then touched up a bit and released under the Bethesda brand

[@HartyBiker]

"The dwarves were also time travellers" Well actually that might even be true

[@TheGary108]

Didn’t they all get wiped out because they tried to crack the Heart of Lorkhan? I remember someone saying that it was the equivalent of unleashing the energies of a thousand big bangs and would have potentially wiped out all of creation, so one of the Aedra decided to wipe them all out as punishment. Although I did hear someone say that they actually moved into an another dimension and the spell they used grabbed all of the Dwemer, with the exception of the one who was stuck in another dimension altogether.

[@xiphos8219]

@@TheGary108 Officially, yes. Unofficially, nobody has a single fking clue. They were just... Gone. But the agreed upon viewpoint in Tamriel/Nirn is that they were wiped out, yes. Honestly though, they could be in Oblivion, Aetherius, the future, the past... Anywhere.

[@HawkinTheNoob]

@@xiphos8219 Dwemer are just the unknown

[@GokuBlackRose978]

The elder scrolls. Duh

[@sillykanji]

They were punished. Too advanced. But if you read between the gaping lore lines it kinda makes sense that they actually discovered bad magic and disappeared themselves mostly.

[@retnuhretnuh]

>be British >not joining the Imperials The Queen will remember this.

[@cyrilmagi6201]

>Be british >Play as a breton Breton are Tamriel french people.

[@XarathDominion]

@@cyrilmagi6201 that makes this even more HERETICAL!

[@KainYusanagi]

Imperials aren't British. They're ruled over by the Altmer.

[@jacksonl.2201]

@@KainYusanagi that's an island kingdom... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@cringarthedestroyer7171]

@@KainYusanagi that's not true

[@inewyorkcentralrr]

Last time I was this early, the tea plantations in India were just being built.

[@McatSavage]

Lol

[@jonathanhamilton6190]

Wow I remember the robot tea uprising like it was yesterday.

[@kevinaustin51]

The Spiffing Brit oh god that’s a bad idea 😅

[@danielchong5032]

@@thespiffingbrit Joke's on you. The former colonies now grow and drink COFFEE to spite the colonial pigs!

[@inewyorkcentralrr]

The Spiffing Brit yes of course!

[@door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978]

I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took -an arrow- a 7.62mm in the knee.

[@TheEldestSoulDrinker]

Whiterun guard?

[@davey5867]

*an 7.62mm*

[@leondong5112]

Ender “an arrow” was the 1st phrase but they forgot to change “an” to “a” when putting “7.62mm”

[@BeeLegs]

The elder scrolls: fallout

[@UndeadTerror1079]

I used to be an adventurer like you until i took a chicken to the knee

[@SkullBlack54]

Spiff is the most American British person I've ever seen, while simultaneously being super British

[@pedromiret9195]

He knows the ways of his enemy. Surely, once the Royal Vaults are filled with enough tea supplies, he shall be the one to lead the assault to the American capitol.

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

@LIONHEART The guns.

[@T3M3P1C]

@@orangeismyfavoritecolor i assume someone missed the joke

[@Your_Favorite_Incubus]

Absolutely agree

[@patkim0735]

How dare you insult a british man with being a rebel Brit

[@cakepie3484]

*Gets a gun* *2 Minutes Later* "And now, we have found the orphanage"

[@KAPAFlyer]

*school

[@DragonKnightJin]

What, you're suggesting Sir Dave is Chaotic Evil?

[@crazymanwerido4522]

@@KAPAFlyer The US in a nutshell

[@m.dwaynesteckley4832]

Yep, automatic Green Card.

[@myneneedssomequalitytimein8908]

@@crazymanwerido4522 I take offense to that

[@thegreatcalvinio]

“WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?!” **unloads 300 rounds into Alduin**

[@Supersandwich111]

thegreatcalvinio this is the funniest thing I seen all day

[@trashmix2184]

@Jason Bradford no to small to succ

[@jaxxhill4032]

HAHAHAH THIS MADE ME LAUGH HARDER TYEN I SHOULD HAD

[@NICKWAPPERER117]

Lmao its that simple

[@masterpingu5942]

WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?! -Alduin when he sees you with a minigun

[@MZZE-my7hz]

Not the game I expected to see you break. Especially since it often breaks itself without assistance

[@Cumbisquit99]

That's how Bethesda works.

[@austinwalker6195]

Bethesda, we break the game so you don't have to. Wait...

[@raycearcher5794]

I'd love to see him abuse potion loops.

[@shaz910]

Lmaoooooo

[@tyrosine87]

@ATOM do you mean the part where you see the past with the elder scroll? Yeah, happened to me too, such a god damn game breaking bug. Then again, the main plot is really weak, so you're not missing much.

[@bawkslawd]

I love the minigun's name. Like nothing about it is mini, but some chad decided it was opposite day at the gun factory

[@fantasticmrmonk]

Lol that’s fun. So apparently it’s called that because designers made the rotating barrel smaller for improved and more reliable rate of fire. It’s basically called “minigun” to compare to the older, bigger model. But I like your version better, way funnier.

[@abeclark524]

@@fantasticmrmonk That "Older, Bigger" model would be the 20 mm M-61 Vulcan.

[@hazeltree7738]

@@abeclark524 Or the "Megagun"

[@abeclark524]

@@hazeltree7738 Or as I like to say, it's the "fuck everything in this 100ft x 100ft spot in particular" gun.

[@DH-xw6jp]

@@abeclark524 Brrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

[@thebitgamer2425]

Dragon: *is destroying village* Dragonborn: *pulls out 3000 rpm minigun* Dragon: Hol up

[@nicholasaudy6064]

Hasta fusrodah baby

[@logangaskill4]

Dragon: wait, that's illegal

[@serlistogiette4168]

*What in the goddamn?*

[@deletdis6173]

Dragon: Let's keep this in the groove, hey? Smooth moves, like *smooth little babies* .

[@rellish311]

The Bit Gamer 2 Dragonborn: this is America Dragon: No this is Skyrim YOL TOOR SHUL!

[@ploptoken]

"No like button in the world can save me from doing stupid things." - Spiff No truer words have ever been recorded.

[@Purplemen101]

@@thespiffingbrit We're about to make you a Sir, that's for sure.

[@MultiNaruto900]

@@thespiffingbrit Not enough.

[@Tdog-ek4wx]

*sir spiff

[@ploptoken]

@@Tdog-ek4wx Yeah, looks I need to update that post...

[@tootpic2259]

Sir The Spiffing Brit

[@Ebola419]

"I dont like elves" *Chooses to play literally the only race that is half-elf, half-human.*

[@MasterDao]

Lol.

[@devinrandall8883]

He hates his elf father duh

[@turtleburger7480]

Guess he doesn’t like humans either

[@solaireofastora7081]

Yamfah

[@FenekkuKitsune]

What? Bretons? Bretons aren’t half elf, are they..?

[@fransthefox9682]

Europeans: "Can you beat Skyrim with bare hands?" "Can you beat Skyrim with a fork?" "Can you beat Skyrim with 1HP?" "Can you beat Skyrim with Dragons spawning every 10 seconds?" Americans: "Can you beat Skyrim with a .50 cal?" "Can you beat Skyrim with an M14?" "Can you beat Skyrim with a Desert Eagle?" "Can you beat Skyrim with an MP5?"

[@Wheagg]

The™ American™ Way™©®™™™™™

[@Wheagg]

@Quite frankly, I just don’t give a damn well the union doesn't exactly define Europe sooo

[@matthplays-2312]

@WHITE KNIGHT HERCULES British are cousins of Americans... so British are Americans.

[@shapes2150]

@@matthplays-2312 reverse but you have a point

[@bluedogz1624]

mitten squad is in michigan though

[@xkilo]

Alduin: Puny mortal! Dovahkiin: *loads mac 10*

[@NaruSanavai]

*loads shotgun with malicious intent*

[@Chadfill8348]

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

[@hash2335]

Alduin:Hold up.

[@kingofluck2912]

@@NaruSanavai Loads M1 Garand with Patriotic intent.

[@sheogorathlordofcheese165]

(Pulls out 20mm Anti-Tank Rifle)

[@squash2127]

Spiff: talks about the 40 mm cannon Me: zones out Spiff: there we go. We found the orphanage. Me:

[@realhomieLou]

XD

[@Messerschmitt_BF_109G_10]

oH nO

[@flare9757]

Spiff: We found a TANK! Me: STAY AWAY FROM THE ORPHANAGE THIS TIME!!!

[@operatorlynxyt]

Me when I heard "orphanage" : i don't want to sound cruel....but.... EXTERMINATUS!...wait...thats -illigal- Warhammer

[@puppythoughts6528]

Game: Fallout Mod: Sword and Magic Game: Skyrim Mod: Machine Guns Game: Am I a joke to you?

[@thomasjensen1590]

skyrim with scifi mods is fun... spacemarine armor, starwars lightsabers, speederbike, robots etc ...however a minigun does have charm

[@grantanimationstudios6067]

I hate this comment because of the trend

[@mytomanen_bre]

Hotel: Trivago

[@kojimaisgod1554]

Well yes

[@cradaker2193]

Yes

[@nobodywantsyourlimes3613]

21:05 I love how at the end hes just thanking his patrons and then you can hear mini-gun fire in the background of him just brutally massacring the Whiterun Guards.

[@bigrivet985]

Alternative Title: A British Man Uses His Technological Superiority to Decimate the Native Population.

[@markky3050]

Cant use that. Its been used before, more than once.

[@lukesampson3294]

You Germans still sore about WW2?

[@bigrivet985]

@@lukesampson3294 I'm Irish but thanks for asking.

[@johnathansealey9460]

My country is in the caribbean and was owned by the spanish and if you just change that is exactly what happened

[@HVLLOWS1999]

That's rediculous our lovely british brothers would never do that. Especially over tea or anything petty as that.😃 😐

[@quiteindeed6809]

Fun fact: If you have the torch equipped and you double tap the sprint button you will sprint forever. Turns out to be a faster way to travel than by horse.

[@suelviana1982]

It is a feature or a bug?? Yes

[@williamhicks714]

Or just put the flash mod on your shit then stack the flash speed, reverse flash speed, and the zoom speed all on top of each other and then sit back and watch the world fail to render

[@HighGuy92]

@@williamhicks714 but thats not even fun

[@williamhicks714]

@@HighGuy92 it is when you're April fool's play through is to be as overly powered as possible

[@trashmix2184]

U sure

[@rinthesquare]

Spiffing Brit: *Takes an M16 around Whiterun* Guards: No lollygagging Me: Steals a carrot Guards: In order of the Jarl, stop right there!

[@bleurghs]

Rin The Square are you black?

[@rinthesquare]

Bleurgh Why do you say that love?

[@Hanzer-ns5bh]

SHALL

[@bleurghs]

Your getting arrested

[@lucaskroes9592]

This is america

[@rensvisser6504]

"Always choose the Empire" - spiffing Brit "I go for the closest door" - Spiffing Brit. Something smells doory here

[@easygamer4260]

The other door was actually closer, something is doory indeed

[@ajohnson1066]

"One of the colonies being unruly? Grab a few guns!" That one didn't work out so well last time.

[@crms00n6]

Well. We had Moar guns. Or maybe Moar spirit. Idk. Either way, something something 'Murica.

[@ChextheVes4451]

"When someone insults the Queen" Fedrick, fetch me the death machine; It's huntin' time

[@tikkidaddy]

Well...see...when you try to grab someone elses guns, it tends to 😃backfire😃but alas, I'm from the South in the US....and I do love tea.

[@ChextheVes4451]

@@tikkidaddy Aussie, Russian, Canadian, Who the hell cares! TEA IS COOL! (And tasty (( Insert slurping sounds here))

[@sandfox03]

@@ChextheVes4451 It's time for one last fucking crusade!

[@baewilix4589]

When was the last time I played skyrim? Bout three fiddy seconds ago. But for real send help, skyrim is actually a soul gem and im trapped.

[@theepicspy570]

Laughs in -Fallo-*Game crash.*

[@GLJ3838]

I haven't played for bout 3 to 4 months. Still great game

[@lolcat1382]

Loch ness monster?

[@forrestballard8968]

If I fill a black soul gem with the soul of a black guy... is that racist or normal? Is it wrong if the person's white? Why are there no white soul gems?

[@forrestballard8968]

@Soggy Android What chu talking about?

[@TheLastPhoen1x]

"That's not Thomas the Tank Engine, its a fire-breathing death machine" Are they not the same thing?

[@rachelmartinez4370]

I don’t think I have played Skyrim for about 2 & 1/2 years! But I really enjoy watching you play it with all these delightful exploits. My favorites are the ones where you don’t use mods but just play the game exactly as it was meant to be played. Of course I am speaking of destroying the most formidable enemies with a single hit from a butter knife. Yes, exactly as it was meant to be played.

[@frenchsoldier8485]

Someone insults the Motherland? *The entirety of the Red Army appears*

[@shaggdagg]

Named french soldier, acts like Soviet Russia was a good thing, can't spell appears correctly. Sounds about right

[@joshualaing9711]

*insert canabitch joke here*

[@danieladamczyk4024]

Do it in finnish, everything will be fine.

[@JosephSmith-lm4ri]

*has no military training since the nation can't even pay for food much less military training*

[@ThisIsAHandleOrSomething]

*Russia has joined the chat*

[@tiryxx977]

Title: Solving problems in Skyrim with GUNS!?! *America liked that*

[@Kato_The_Snowman]

Tiryxx AMERICAN STAMP OF APPROVAL

[@wavyedits9805]

*England will remember that*

[@Gustavo-pc6wc]

He is ensuring religious freedom and liberty for the people of Skyrim

[@backlash6436]

Thank you Tiryxx very cool

[@cephalonplant4087]

*Gandhi has entered nuclear age*

[@dallasfavel4817]

"Skyrim with Guns" You mean Fallout?

[@scarkillerful]

Nice

[@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211]

Apart from worst lore

[@forrestballard8968]

big fax

[@suicidalskeleton8779]

@@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211 I can't tell if I want to agree or not. Yeah it's not at good but fallout has a more limiting setting for lore.

[@Abysalss]

No that’s farcry 3

[@spenceduggs]

4:11 I got super curious and wanted to actually see how many floppy disks it would take to hold vanilla Skyrim. - According to Steam, the filesize for original, vanilla Skyrim is about *5,752mb* - The average "high density" floppy disk was *1.44mb* - Rounding up the overall division to a whole number, Skyrim would require 3,994 floppy disks to hold it, and that's just the OG Vanilla experience.

[@demonicloaf2100]

I can't wait to play Skyrim with 3,994 floppy drives hooked up to one MS-DOS computer.

[@RaptorNX01]

you basically change disks every 10 steps

[@akronred648]

You can just *hear* his smile throughout the video.

[@Albatross0913]

isn't it wonderful?

[@GtsAntoni1]

*Mods guns into the game. Kills everything at level 1. Blames Hod Toward for the bugs.*

[@mr_tea753]

Antoni Gates It just works -Hod Toward

[@MeshuggahFan-iy6tb]

Seems about right

[@thatoneguy7444]

I was seriously about to say that exact same thing. Like how you gonna mod the game then blame the creator when you're intentionally fuckin it up

[@tinaholliday7516]

In the description he even says " I use modern weapons to break the game"

[@thatoneguy7444]

Someone has a superiority Complex now if you'll excuse me I need to go load my gun and tighten my head gear

[@UmbraAsterism]

Owning guns?? This is like, the ultimate British power fantasy right?

[@CheapSkateGamer96]

Considering British youth will go on killing sprees if given a sharpened letter opener, yes.

[@austinserby219]

Tru

[@socksome]

@@goldster100 "British"

[@Senyrar]

@@goldster100 HEY THAT IS RACIST! (also quite true) BUT RACIST!

[@TristanWardCoombe]

I'm British and I own several guns. They are relatively easy to get. I don't understand why the general public are so assy about the whole thing. Very strange.

[@efulmer8675]

15:15 Lydia can only die if the player was the one who caused the last point of damage to her. Spiff literally just killed an otherwise immortal character for what was probably going to be a gag.

[@juuljitsu]

"A colony is being unruly? Grab a few guns" Hey uhm, that didn't uh- that didn't quite work out that time.

[@notoriousriot250]

Paul Richards your fatherland is being tyrannical? Grab more guns

[@juuljitsu]

@@notoriousriot250 *eagle screech*

[@arrowintheknee420]

Lol

[@lukesampson3294]

Thanks to the French. US can't win a war unless foreigners fight it for them,LOL. Youi got chased out of Vietnam,Canada,Somalia,Lebanon,Iraq,Panama etc

[@ninetails6218]

luke sampson Please, learn english.

[@mpsteidle]

*glances at likes* Why hello, Sir Spiff.

[@ashurad_fox5991]

666th like :D

[@kingcolt8526]

LOL XD LMAO 👌👌👌😂😂😂😂👌👌👌💢😂💢😂💢💢😂💢😂💢🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🤣👌🤣👌👌👌👌👌🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌😂😂😂😂💥💥💥💢🤣💢🤣💢🤣💢🤣💢🤣💢🤣😂💢😂💢👌💢👌💢👌👌👌👌👌👌💢👌💢👌💢👌💢👌💢👌💢😂💥😂💥🤣🤣💢🤣💢😂

[@colecostie]

What if you make a gun that shoots the wooden swords that one hit the dragons?

[@samiraperi467]

Or Borderlands.

[@Gojira_Wins]

SWORDSPLOSION!!!

[@angrysquirrel8816]

Good god its genius. *UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRR* (Shit wrong reference, starts playing the manliest scene in anime from full metal alchemist)

[@zelg.5551]

Meh. Now if you had a gun that shoots out pommels...

[@MrTheMustard]

What about a Gun that shoots guns ?

[@Pundae]

5:30 My first like 3 playthroughs of this game I didn't even realize you could choose sides here, I just ran straight into the door with the quest marker on it without seeing the two arguing

[@kamikazejunebug2384]

"he's looking a bit too fit, we need to chunk him up" Proceeds to make Dave even more jacked

[@encryptedaqua]

Casually Burning ^^^

[@markshaw270]

Being muscular isn't necessarily fit

[@kamikazejunebug2384]

@@markshaw270 Yeah, we all know those sedentary body builder types.

[@tanjinpang]

11:32 "Back when Todd Howard still had dreams......" a moment of silent...

[@darkfoxbill9657]

"a colony is being unruly? Grab a few guns" ... And proceed to get utterly spanked.

[@SteefPip]

Spiff would appreciate the fact that i exploited RedBox when this game came out to play it while very poor. I would rent it just after midnight, by their rules it wouldn't be due til the next day at 9pm, so basically by waiting til just after midnight I would get it for just under two days. I would then return it by 9 the next day, then wait 3 hours and start the whole process again.

[@admasveagaanesrdlargdela9347]

Hope to God(s) that you didn’t stay up and instead set an alarm. Gg my dude.

[@55Ironside]

That's a perfectly balanced strategy my friend

[@TheGary108]

Todd Howard approves of this post

[@mackattack6262]

My friend used a prepaid debit card to rent from redbox and then never returned the game.

[@Ralndrath]

'Todd Howard had to design this game so it would eventually run on Samsung Smart Fridges.' Hahaha!

[@andreadesforges4789]

“It just works”

[@AdurianJ]

"Poison Her Tea" That's a trick question you only poison Coffee , WITH TEA !

[@theroguenetwork1083]

British Empire wipes out native population of Skyrim for their resources, 200 years After Oblivion Crisis (Colorized)

[@elijahmontgomery4146]

Powerful British empire then is torn apart by Murica, who the outnumber by like... a lot (Colorized)

[@Nox_Desiree]

@@elijahmontgomery4146 Ah, i do love american propaganda.

[@thelambsauce7307]

Darrin Montgomery then America is crushed _by_ a little bug because of how shit they are

[@elijahmontgomery4146]

TyrannicalTeapott Lol, we beat you tho, twice

[@elijahmontgomery4146]

White Crack If we Americans are shit, but we beat you twice, what does that make you

[@Dakota2221]

took me an hour and a half just to start my game on skyrim, why but because i couldn't resist looking left and up which makes you spin out of control and everyone ends up falling over i don't know what happened, skyrim is perfect.

[@DeAd3nD56]

The dragons pursued their might in the lands of Skyrim. Little did they know Dovahkiin can one hand a 50 Cal. BMG Anti Tank Rifle.

[@atr0cxty943]

Lmfao

[@ravenknight4195]

You can't?

[@skinlizard2251]

@@ravenknight4195 He can't, but Dovahkiin can.

[@followertheleader]

The "Tea-1000" has traveled back in time to stop Todd Howard from remastering skyrim.

[@thomas.parnell7365]

Not forgeting cyberdine systems 1000 Earl Grey model

[@deadedea]

NOOOOOOO

[@nswij123]

Now that's a clever joke 😂 😂 😂

[@MalcomHeavy]

It's like Skyrim with Guns. -Adam Kovic 2012

[@InhabitantOfOddworld]

So, Fallout 4 basically

[@smirage22]

Lol

[@owenstokes3917]

Farcry 3

[@nikolaibelinski3433]

Skryrim edition

[@justinsgun00]

It's been collecting dust in my steam library, but now that I've found your channel. My love of skyrim has been rekindled, I'm playing through it right now because of you, just got out of the execution scene.

[@toomintytofresh]

Okay this caught me off guard Almost choked on my tea

[@toomintytofresh]

I'd rather die on my tea Then spill my tea.

[@JohnSmith-kb4re]

_actually_ the best way to go i hope i go down watching spiff-man and drinking tea

[@BichaelStevens]

@@toomintytofresh how do you have a picture in your name????

[@N1korasu]

@@BichaelStevens he has a paid sub for the spiffingbrit

[@charxeleon6313]

私の顔にペニスを撃ってください he is a sponsor

[@wargriffin5]

@1:04 "A colony is being unruly? Grab a FEW guns."- Careful there Spiff. That's how Lexington happened. ;)

[@xcheekclapperx0318]

wargriffin5 plus it didn’t work

[@treyebillups8602]

And now Britain is an American colony. Funny how things happen

[@mrsubject1]

@@treyebillups8602 wouldn't go that far

[@Poppadop1]

+Treye Billups I'm sorry, who followed whom into shenanigans such as, say, world wars...?

[@xyumiko4194]

@@Poppadop1 Only because your tiny islets needed american power.

[@vampyrecat4458]

He didn't mod the game, he just found the ultimate exploit.

[@vampyrecat4458]

@@thespiffingbrit comun knowledge

[@theguywiththeoldds3896]

"Who gave the blind dragonborn a gun? I don't remember giving him a gun, do you remember giving him a gun?"

[@nathen4171]

“Most people don’t run around with a shotgun and anti tank rifles.” America is a fun place. Lol

[@TallulahSoie]

I'm playing Skyrim right now. As a 'Murican I promptly added a tea mod and went to Solitude and tossee them in the harbor. Huzzah!

[@xskyforger6299]

England: enforces very bad laws and tariffs America: throws tea into the harbor England: go absolutely mental yeah? Loose your marbles yeah? Go brain dead yeah? Go bonkers m8?

[@SidSucksatGaming]

Brent Barton America: kicks their ass

[@jerrydixon9103]

More like: "America: ask Spain, France, and Prussia to kick their ass"

[@passgo8507]

@@jerrydixon9103 factually accurate. When the French have to bail your ass out, you know you done goofed.

[@davecrupel2817]

As a native Bostonian, i approve this measure.

[@Nerdnumberone]

It shouldn't be difficult to mod Skyrim to replace the loading screen with pictures of the Queen.

[@thENDweDIE]

Nerdnumberone he trys too hard

[@crazyk369]

Hopefully keep the same background music

[@phantomsoul8937]

Id probably puke all overmy keyboard, having to see some dead old running around meat while playing Skyrim.

[@darkrider1878]

@Wikkitt Klown You sound incredibly salty

[@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211]

Wikkitt Klown ahh yes the salty American who is a hypocritical shet who’s ancestors caused mass murder and who’s president is annoying orange

[@serwalkerofthekeynes8761]

That bit where you sneak against the wall.. you can also infinitely attack ralof with weapons and magic up until you pass the bear.. Excellent "lore friendly exploit" for people to enjoy!

[@bonk4628]

*breaks game using guns "Thanks Todd Howard!"

[@DK-er5yz]

Hearing a European talk about guns making things easier made my American spirit happy

[@LiiftYourself]

same

[@Careonovam]

Why did that make your cigarette happy ? .... Kay, bad joke, i'll see myself out ^^

[@thecuteandwonderfulbrae7500]

I don't think we are a part of Europe any more I think we left them so we could ruin our economy and make tea prices rise

[@HarryBermuda]

Yeah.....how are guns working out for your country? Not great lmao and not making your lives any easier....

[@ClingyParasite]

@@thecuteandwonderfulbrae7500 you are apart of Europe the region, just not EU the European Union

[@apophisgaming4964]

"What about if you insult the Queen's Tea?" Spiff: *grabs ALL the guns*

[@kurokagator4567]

I can't believe he didn't say "Sebastian!! Fetch me the minigun!"

[@Malkontent1003]

Found the weeb. Wait, fuck. I got the reference, so I'm a weeb too. I'VE BEEN BETRAYED BY MY OWN AMBITION

[@drdiabeetus4419]

This video was surprisingly american for someone like spiff

[@acesnick6527]

Y'all think all of America is like the south

[@npc2792]

@@acesnick6527 "Y'all"

[@joshuagrimm3084]

@@npc2792 y'all

[@The24thWight]

@@acesnick6527 I lived up north, and can verify that they had an average of 12 guns per person there. So no it's not just a southern thing, maybe it's just a Country thing?

[@midnightcore9027]

C'mon, not all of America is that bad, the east side is the worst, but the west isnt all that bad

[@leobriccocola8141]

The funny thing is, lorewise having a machinegun probably wouldn't make you that powerful in Tamriel.

[@agentchaos9332]

I mean it's a sliding scale...I doubt beings like daedra lords or their stronger servants would be bothered by bullets, same to Alduin, but I think regular dragons, along with giants, mammoths, guards, bandits, most mages, all the typical animals and the majority of the undead would find a machine gun really unpleasant to deal with. The only things that wouldn't be bothered would be high level dragons, people with really good armor which is very rare lore wise, Dwarven automatons, and ghosts. You could make an argument for mages I guess but really only those with high alteration skills, like master level. Assuming ironflesh makes your protection relative to iron armor only ebonyflesh and dragonskin are gonna stop bullets. And wards only stop magical attacks so bullets would rip right through that. I feel like master/ expert level alteration mages are pretty rare in skyrim

[@pell9538]

Bullets are a lot stronger than you think, a normal 7.62 would be able to punch through pretty much any armor and dragon's scales wouldn't fair much better either considering how arrows are able to go through it

[@agentchaos9332]

/\I kinda wanted to give the benefit to ebony, as an unobtanium that's supposedly way stronger then steel, and daedra armor is basically imbued with godly power, while dragon plate is relative/superior to that. But ultimately there's no such thing as bulletproof, just bullet resistant.

[@suelviana1982]

@@pell9538 only gameplay wise,on lore very few people even managed to hurt a dragon.

[@REIDAE]

@@agentchaos9332 even if it were bulletproof, the massive amounts of inertia still goes into the body. People will still get massive bruises and broken bones and sometimes even organ injuries despite wearing a bulletproof vest.

[@BigUrg]

I love the usage of stock images. Thank you Spiff, very cool.

[@start-ml6vk]

Currently playing my first ever Skyrim play through. What a game

[@Con5tantine]

I would have tea but... *sips a beer* ...we tossed that shit in the harbor a while back.

[@pipmiller8303]

Con5tantine | The Head Set Guy *chugs coffee*

[@itsroskull6327]

@@lgosuberalles4336 1769*

[@lgosuberalles4336]

@@itsroskull6327 you're right. Damn Mandela effect

[@suelviana1982]

Drink the ocean.

[@kennedyrickert8879]

Merica!!!

[@justinkiser7713]

Says Britain will take back America Forgets that in America There’s a gun behind every blade of grass

[@geofff.3343]

Yeah, we figured out how to grow gun grass. Really sped the the whole process. We also hand out guns with every purchase of coffee over 64 Ounces.

[@jessegd6306]

We also have to be careful to mow our own lawns because of this.

[@zekeram129]

Also, like how Brits power thenselves with tea, Americans have learned to power ourselves through McDonald's.

[@mr.halfright]

As an American, I can reasonably say I'm better equipped for dragon warfare than Sir Dave

[@cheldanmorgan1654]

Gun behind anything in the universe of 'Mruica

[@alexmax3502]

Finally someone who appreciates placing some "Extra Lore" into the game, really, it's always nice to place some heavy, shiny, fast firing lore into Skyrim.

[@balls2605]

*"extra lore"*

[@TheUndeadShark]

"who needs magic when you can use a goddam minigun?" Sir Dave

[@thatguywithemail1431]

"It's going to be great bringing down Dragons with Machine Guns" So basically Fallout 76?

[@milburnkdr]

Except with far less bugs

[@thomas.parnell7365]

Probably without 1000 glitches.

[@theworldoverheavan560]

@@geekfreak5100 lol

[@jonrmahnke]

Far less bugs my ass. I have never been able to make it through a playthrough without glitches and bugs fucking things up. Skyrim is as big of piece of shit as Fallout 76. Bethesda needs to be firebombed so they can't stink up the games landscape with trash like skyrim and Fallout 76.

[@calebm.5698]

jonrmahnke how _dare_ you question the creation of our lord and savior, Todd Howard, Skyrim. It has *no* flaws and is the *best* game ever created don’t @ me

[@Qwert00700]

>be me >be American >be insulted that I have to drink tea >decide to throw tea into the ocean >drink coffee

[@TheAtkey]

In the south we drink tea but we put ice in it to piss of the Brits.

[@GrimmDesires]

@@TheAtkey dont forget sugar, loads and loads of sugar.

[@proximityclockworkx1572]

Alrighty. You better be careful. You don't want too much blood in your caffeine stream.

[@ethanmorgaan]

I very well hope for your sake this is but a jest, good Sir. Tea shall not be wasted.

[@Urziel99]

@@ethanmorgaan You're 250 years too late for that. Though if it's any consolation I'm sure the fish in Boston Harbor enjoyed it.

[@JEST3R_]

"A colony is being unruly?" Dude you lost that war 😂💪👊

[@fibgta5436]

Exactly

[@anonymouse7494]

Either way, it was solved with guns... And ships

[@nastynewtproductions2872]

Many British people think they won

[@rbrs1741]

The Americans lost the Vietnam war lol

[@themadfoodies9716]

Unfortunately we didn’t have enough tea to win that war

[@Elate2093]

"Let's just give everyone guns." Is spiff an american spy?

[@rektaldischarge7496]

Someone insults the queen? William, get the Vickers.

[@Idecideurf8]

Literally Noone: JK Rowling: THE HORSE WAS THE LAST BOSS THE WHOLE TIME

[@caralho5237]

The horse was gay

[@FlamingToaster]

@@Mykyta_Palamarchuk Actually fight with Alduin represents oppression against black trans women, it was just vaguely stated

[@nok4799]

@@FlamingToaster And miraak was just trying to come out of the closet

[@TheReZisTLust]

P.S. And its trans.

[@suelviana1982]

The lusty argoniam maid was alduin crossdressed all along

[@ashcanis106]

*hears anti-tank rifle and hellsing abridged intensifies* BITCHES LOVE CANNONS

[@crowokatagi4547]

I respect this

[@alexanderveritas]

*”Ah bugger, just give everyone guns!”* _Ah yes, another fine Anarchist I see, a man of culture indeed._

[@direwolfstar2539]

it's called America

[@isosev]

@@direwolfstar2539 I fuckin wish!

[@magicpyroninja]

Turns out that when everybody has guns people are less likely to try and use them because they might get shot back

[@sebbes333]

Ok... Skyrim + Guns... So you are basically playing PRE-apocalyptic Fallout (new Vegas) (He already starts out with Caesar armor)

[@Local_Drug_Dealer]

CAESAR!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[@cationic5414]

DEGENERATES LIKE YOU BELONG AT A CROSS

[@sebbes333]

*WE ARE LEGION! Caesar's legion!*

[@mosshunter4120]

The captain who tells you to step forward in the begining acts like a pretourion too if they could be girls. Idk if I spelled that right though, sorry :l

[@Paid2Win]

0:46 someone went through the trouble to draw an AN-94 instead of a normal AK..

[@americano2424]

"oh wow this is quite effective" he says while acting as a human AA battery.

[@chupathingy6626]

I've seen so many of these Skyrim exploit vids over the years, it's DELIGHTFUL to see them from start to finish, watching the saga from the beginning, before it was a Spiffing Brit THING. His commentary feels so different vs. 10 exploit vids in. 😂

[@Wispii]

level 1 bob Level 30 Dave Level 100 spiff that's how tea works

[@scaryagain8103]

Level 13,987 Queen Of England

[@budmeister]

Level 1,000,000 Arnord

[@andrewneuroth6815]

Level 99999999999999999999 tea with tea with tea with tea with tea with tea

[@ChextheVes4451]

Level 40,0000 The Queen

[@lamfan3591]

Z-R1N _ what about Reanu Keeves?

[@michaelbrunner6951]

When a kingdom is being oppressive... grab some guns (American Revolutionary War)

[@ReadyBeforeYou]

Britain: pay this tax Us: Fuck tea, we drink coffee, bitch. Everyone: *WAR*

[@forrestballard8968]

HEY THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT

[@ab-wk1st]

Thomas the tank engine dragons are massively overrated Macho Man Randy Savage dragon is the one true dragon replacement mod

[@shiroyatagami4780]

But what if, and hear me out here; We combine both.

[@wargriffin5]

@Shiro Yatagami ...and then throw in a bear with a guitar!

[@eviloverlordgamingminion8793]

Some one get the slaves to get on it..... What why can't I call them that they do it for free anyway....how much is the law suit....... Fine I mean the great and Almighty modders.............

[@MNewton]

OOOOOOOHHHHH YEEEEEAAAAH!

[@steveradroach9101]

The Mlp dragons are not that bad too.

[@alikaandrade3435]

“That dragon”. Lol if I didn’t already know, I’d have just figured out that he hasn’t made it far through the main storyline.

[@thomashernandez6536]

But can you beat a Call of Duty game with Skyrim weapons??!

[@thomashernandez6536]

@Drew Biggah I never said COD was good. But if we are going to add opinions, Skyrim sucked but that wasnt the point. Lol

[@TheMorhaGroup]

Yes cos I use to main the combat knife and katana 😂👌🏿

[@MrMoofisAwesome]

@@thomashernandez6536 true. It was pretty streamlined and open enough for mainstream players compared to morrowwind and oblivion.

[@lucasfranke3326]

Just shout Stormcall XD

[@tristansteinhelfer8083]

Free for all with ritual stone

[@brianb660]

My, how positively British of you my good man! I simply adore it!

[@dff1286]

" I think we should go for the stealthy approach, which is why I am going to use this Shotgun" Utterly fantastic. you have heard of shotgun surgery but now thanks to Sir Dave, we have Shotgun Stealth.

[@asherfarrell1607]

"Colony giving you trouble? Grab a few guns!" Lol how'd that work out for y'all 😭

[@menty6633]

We managed to shed the puritans so pretty well all things considered.

[@justsomeguy3650]

You see that as a win, we see that as a lucky escape

[@asherfarrell1607]

@Jeff Dittburner do your research. England had over double the forces George Washington had and they were actually trained as well and we still kicked your asses, dumped millions of lbs of your tea, and ran you back to England. English kids in hs I've met didnt even know who fuckin george Washington was so dont go there 🤣

[@DevilDaRebel]

@Jeff Dittburner Not just more guns, they were an ocean apart.

[@VengefulMaverick]

@@anzacwashington7050 Damn you salty. You lost. This was 100s of years ago, and you wanna cry about it on youtube? England was dumb, over confident and thought they ruled all = failure. The continental army won many battles wtf you mean. The french assisted us late in the war, primarily with the Navy battles near New York. They also lent us arms, and officers to help train troops. And with this bs.... the English had the natives on their side, and a few others like mercenaries, and whatever the word was for freelance pirates. Excuses. Excuses. Excuses. Lastly..... we weren't stupid and wanna line up in fields to shoot st each other if we could help it. Amazing tactics truly

[@theknightmonkey1461]

7:20 is when he starts using the guns. You're welcome

[@kidtea]

Thank you, I was looking for this.

[@Arcin321]

Right I come here to watch a gun in Skyrim instead, I get fucking memes vomited all over me. Google pics is this dudes best friend it gets old, really quick.

[@wackyflappybob]

And he doesn't kill anyone until 8:00 but it's a guy behind a wall who can't even attack him lol.

[@scottmurphy4946]

My hero

[@garthmarenghi4758]

Khaki Man all that fucking yapping over and over I was getting really annoyed and bored so quickly. I wish he’d just get to the point already

[@operatorlynxyt]

Sees gun..... Me: oh shit the tea-1000 has been spotted

[@jasonoverman9679]

"As I always say, an armed society is a polite society" - Mick & Ralph's

[@tetrotany]

I love how spiff says "ladies and gentlemen" so much, it's like his motto

[@awannabehappyperson5742]

Who else looked at the thumbnail and thought swaggersouls was involved?

[@dieterfranken6962]

Actually the only reason I clicked on the video

[@adrianrazo2095]

Same

[@thebadwordman3193]

Also same

[@BIG_BEAN706]

Same

[@ripper2045]

Yup same

[@ReadyBeforeYou]

"It won't last long" How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!?!

[@MediumDSpeaks]

I've been watching so many of this mans videos I _actually_ bought tea bags at the grocery store today, unironically

[@snowmanleblanc6053]

i can relate lol, brits sure have a strange hypnotic power

[@Stevekolenshnikoff]

Coffee you must get coffee coffee is superior coffee is American