"It's not cheating, it's extra lore" is my favorite thing ever
@rantingsofamadman97963 жыл бұрын
Honestly
@davidspinks25983 жыл бұрын
Same energy as "it's not broken, it's how Todd envisioned it."
@atomiclad40493 жыл бұрын
Lets just say the Dwemer had a new project
@nicklausa.rparker64033 жыл бұрын
4:40 the first time I played this game that man that runs away actually got away and I didn't know that it was scripted that he was supposed to be shot, he actually ran off screen and since it was my first playthrough I thought it was supposed to happen.
@cornbreadloverrr3 жыл бұрын
its not cheating, its chim
@steveharvey24415 жыл бұрын
"Most people don't run around with shotguns and anti-tank rifles" *Laugh in American*
@billbillinger21175 жыл бұрын
Hey now not ALL of us have shotguns and anti-tank rifles. Only about 70% have both...the other 30% has one or the other.
@duncanharrell50095 жыл бұрын
Not if you’re in a state with restrictive gun laws. Then you get a peashooter.
@elijahmontgomery41465 жыл бұрын
Duncan Harrell Boi
@tommyspringer36935 жыл бұрын
The remaining 175% own 7 or more guns.
@JesterNR15 жыл бұрын
If I have 7 guns, and the government takes 3 guns, how many guns do I have left? That's right... I have 30 left. I lied about only having 7.
@nohulse2 жыл бұрын
I love how he calls out Tod Howard for every single glitch in the game, as if Tod single-handedly forged this game by himself and made certain that it was filled with glitches galore lmao
@jimbomclimbo74672 жыл бұрын
Todd is the first person to ever reach 100 smithing and with this power he created skyrim to judge us. His cruelty is boundless he is the mad God we have made him. he will never forgive us.
@inscrutablemungus41432 жыл бұрын
Every single bit in the skyrim executable was designed and placed there by the allmighty Todd.
@Patrickf50872 жыл бұрын
Tod is literally the guy who said. Ship it. The buck stops at him. Or are you saying Bosses have ZERO accountability in decisions?
@MongoTheMagnificent6662 жыл бұрын
You will never convince me otherwise
@tipsy_hog2 жыл бұрын
The way that Bethesda games are made is Todd goes on a drunken rampage, then someone straps him down and forces him to tell them a story. Someone records his ramblings and tries to make a game around what they can understand. The next day, Todd wakes up and pisses on the script, and then an unpaid intern tries to salvage what's left on the computer. THAT code is then touched up a bit and released under the Bethesda brand
@HartyBiker4 жыл бұрын
"The dwarves were also time travellers" Well actually that might even be true
@TheGary1082 жыл бұрын
Didn’t they all get wiped out because they tried to crack the Heart of Lorkhan? I remember someone saying that it was the equivalent of unleashing the energies of a thousand big bangs and would have potentially wiped out all of creation, so one of the Aedra decided to wipe them all out as punishment. Although I did hear someone say that they actually moved into an another dimension and the spell they used grabbed all of the Dwemer, with the exception of the one who was stuck in another dimension altogether.
@xiphos82192 жыл бұрын
@@TheGary108 Officially, yes. Unofficially, nobody has a single fking clue. They were just... Gone. But the agreed upon viewpoint in Tamriel/Nirn is that they were wiped out, yes. Honestly though, they could be in Oblivion, Aetherius, the future, the past... Anywhere.
@HawkinTheNoob2 жыл бұрын
@@xiphos8219 Dwemer are just the unknown
@GokuBlackRose9782 жыл бұрын
The elder scrolls. Duh
@sillykanji2 жыл бұрын
They were punished. Too advanced. But if you read between the gaping lore lines it kinda makes sense that they actually discovered bad magic and disappeared themselves mostly.
@retnuhretnuh5 жыл бұрын
>be British >not joining the Imperials The Queen will remember this.
@cyrilmagi62015 жыл бұрын
>Be british >Play as a breton Breton are Tamriel french people.
@XarathDominion5 жыл бұрын
@@cyrilmagi6201 that makes this even more HERETICAL!
@KainYusanagi5 жыл бұрын
Imperials aren't British. They're ruled over by the Altmer.
@jacksonl.22015 жыл бұрын
@@KainYusanagi that's an island kingdom... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
@cringarthedestroyer71715 жыл бұрын
@@KainYusanagi that's not true
@inewyorkcentralrr5 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, the tea plantations in India were just being built.
@McatSavage5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jonathanhamilton61905 жыл бұрын
Wow I remember the robot tea uprising like it was yesterday.
@kevinaustin515 жыл бұрын
The Spiffing Brit oh god that’s a bad idea 😅
@danielchong50325 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit Joke's on you. The former colonies now grow and drink COFFEE to spite the colonial pigs!
@inewyorkcentralrr5 жыл бұрын
The Spiffing Brit yes of course!
@door-to-doorhentaisalesman29785 жыл бұрын
I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took -an arrow- a 7.62mm in the knee.
@TheEldestSoulDrinker4 жыл бұрын
Whiterun guard?
@davey58674 жыл бұрын
*an 7.62mm*
@leondong51124 жыл бұрын
Ender “an arrow” was the 1st phrase but they forgot to change “an” to “a” when putting “7.62mm”
@BeeLegs4 жыл бұрын
The elder scrolls: fallout
@UndeadTerror10793 жыл бұрын
I used to be an adventurer like you until i took a chicken to the knee
@SkullBlack542 жыл бұрын
Spiff is the most American British person I've ever seen, while simultaneously being super British
@pedromiret91952 жыл бұрын
He knows the ways of his enemy. Surely, once the Royal Vaults are filled with enough tea supplies, he shall be the one to lead the assault to the American capitol.
@orangeismyfavoritecolor2 жыл бұрын
@LIONHEART The guns.
@T3M3P1C Жыл бұрын
@@orangeismyfavoritecolor i assume someone missed the joke
@Your_Favorite_Incubus Жыл бұрын
Absolutely agree
@patkim0735 Жыл бұрын
How dare you insult a british man with being a rebel Brit
@cakepie34845 жыл бұрын
*Gets a gun* *2 Minutes Later* "And now, we have found the orphanage"
@KAPAFlyer5 жыл бұрын
*school
@DragonKnightJin5 жыл бұрын
What, you're suggesting Sir Dave is Chaotic Evil?
@crazymanwerido45225 жыл бұрын
@@KAPAFlyer The US in a nutshell
@m.dwaynesteckley48325 жыл бұрын
Yep, automatic Green Card.
@myneneedssomequalitytimein89085 жыл бұрын
@@crazymanwerido4522 I take offense to that
@thegreatcalvinio5 жыл бұрын
“WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?!” **unloads 300 rounds into Alduin**
@Supersandwich1115 жыл бұрын
thegreatcalvinio this is the funniest thing I seen all day
@trashmix21845 жыл бұрын
@Jason Bradford no to small to succ
@jaxxhill40325 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAH THIS MADE ME LAUGH HARDER TYEN I SHOULD HAD
@NICKWAPPERER1175 жыл бұрын
Lmao its that simple
@masterpingu59425 жыл бұрын
WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?! -Alduin when he sees you with a minigun
@MZZE-my7hz5 жыл бұрын
Not the game I expected to see you break. Especially since it often breaks itself without assistance
@Cumbisquit995 жыл бұрын
That's how Bethesda works.
@austinwalker61955 жыл бұрын
Bethesda, we break the game so you don't have to. Wait...
@raycearcher57945 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see him abuse potion loops.
@shaz9105 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooooo
@tyrosine875 жыл бұрын
@ATOM do you mean the part where you see the past with the elder scroll? Yeah, happened to me too, such a god damn game breaking bug. Then again, the main plot is really weak, so you're not missing much.
@bawkslawd2 жыл бұрын
I love the minigun's name. Like nothing about it is mini, but some chad decided it was opposite day at the gun factory
@fantasticmrmonk2 жыл бұрын
Lol that’s fun. So apparently it’s called that because designers made the rotating barrel smaller for improved and more reliable rate of fire. It’s basically called “minigun” to compare to the older, bigger model. But I like your version better, way funnier.
@abeclark5242 жыл бұрын
@@fantasticmrmonk That "Older, Bigger" model would be the 20 mm M-61 Vulcan.
@hazeltree77382 жыл бұрын
@@abeclark524 Or the "Megagun"
@abeclark5242 жыл бұрын
@@hazeltree7738 Or as I like to say, it's the "fuck everything in this 100ft x 100ft spot in particular" gun.
@DH-xw6jp2 жыл бұрын
@@abeclark524 Brrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
@thebitgamer24255 жыл бұрын
Dragon: *is destroying village* Dragonborn: *pulls out 3000 rpm minigun* Dragon: Hol up
@nicholasaudy60645 жыл бұрын
Hasta fusrodah baby
@logangaskill45 жыл бұрын
Dragon: wait, that's illegal
@serlistogiette41685 жыл бұрын
*What in the goddamn?*
@deletdis61735 жыл бұрын
Dragon: Let's keep this in the groove, hey? Smooth moves, like *smooth little babies* .
@rellish3115 жыл бұрын
The Bit Gamer 2 Dragonborn: this is America Dragon: No this is Skyrim YOL TOOR SHUL!
@ploptoken5 жыл бұрын
"No like button in the world can save me from doing stupid things." - Spiff No truer words have ever been recorded.
@Purplemen1015 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit We're about to make you a Sir, that's for sure.
@MultiNaruto9005 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit Not enough.
@Tdog-ek4wx5 жыл бұрын
*sir spiff
@ploptoken5 жыл бұрын
@@Tdog-ek4wx Yeah, looks I need to update that post...
@tootpic22595 жыл бұрын
Sir The Spiffing Brit
@Ebola4195 жыл бұрын
"I dont like elves" *Chooses to play literally the only race that is half-elf, half-human.*
@MasterDao5 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@devinrandall88835 жыл бұрын
He hates his elf father duh
@turtleburger74805 жыл бұрын
Guess he doesn’t like humans either
@solaireofastora70815 жыл бұрын
Yamfah
@FenekkuKitsune5 жыл бұрын
What? Bretons? Bretons aren’t half elf, are they..?
@fransthefox96822 жыл бұрын
Europeans: "Can you beat Skyrim with bare hands?" "Can you beat Skyrim with a fork?" "Can you beat Skyrim with 1HP?" "Can you beat Skyrim with Dragons spawning every 10 seconds?" Americans: "Can you beat Skyrim with a .50 cal?" "Can you beat Skyrim with an M14?" "Can you beat Skyrim with a Desert Eagle?" "Can you beat Skyrim with an MP5?"
@Quite frankly, I just don’t give a damn well the union doesn't exactly define Europe sooo
@matthplays-23122 жыл бұрын
@WHITE KNIGHT HERCULES British are cousins of Americans... so British are Americans.
@shapes21502 жыл бұрын
@@matthplays-2312 reverse but you have a point
@bluedogz16242 жыл бұрын
mitten squad is in michigan though
@xkilo5 жыл бұрын
Alduin: Puny mortal! Dovahkiin: *loads mac 10*
@NaruSanavai5 жыл бұрын
*loads shotgun with malicious intent*
@Chadfill83485 жыл бұрын
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
@hash23355 жыл бұрын
Alduin:Hold up.
@kingofluck29125 жыл бұрын
@@NaruSanavai Loads M1 Garand with Patriotic intent.
@sheogorathlordofcheese1655 жыл бұрын
(Pulls out 20mm Anti-Tank Rifle)
@squash21275 жыл бұрын
Spiff: talks about the 40 mm cannon Me: zones out Spiff: there we go. We found the orphanage. Me:
@realhomieLou5 жыл бұрын
XD
@Messerschmitt_BF_109G_105 жыл бұрын
oH nO
@flare97575 жыл бұрын
Spiff: We found a TANK! Me: STAY AWAY FROM THE ORPHANAGE THIS TIME!!!
@operatorlynxyt5 жыл бұрын
Me when I heard "orphanage" : i don't want to sound cruel....but.... EXTERMINATUS!...wait...thats -illigal- Warhammer
@puppythoughts65284 жыл бұрын
Game: Fallout Mod: Sword and Magic Game: Skyrim Mod: Machine Guns Game: Am I a joke to you?
@thomasjensen15904 жыл бұрын
skyrim with scifi mods is fun... spacemarine armor, starwars lightsabers, speederbike, robots etc ...however a minigun does have charm
@grantanimationstudios60674 жыл бұрын
I hate this comment because of the trend
@mytomanen_bre3 жыл бұрын
Hotel: Trivago
@kojimaisgod15543 жыл бұрын
Well yes
@cradaker21932 жыл бұрын
Yes
@nobodywantsyourlimes36132 жыл бұрын
21:05 I love how at the end hes just thanking his patrons and then you can hear mini-gun fire in the background of him just brutally massacring the Whiterun Guards.
@bigrivet9855 жыл бұрын
Alternative Title: A British Man Uses His Technological Superiority to Decimate the Native Population.
@markky30505 жыл бұрын
Cant use that. Its been used before, more than once.
@lukesampson32945 жыл бұрын
You Germans still sore about WW2?
@bigrivet9855 жыл бұрын
@@lukesampson3294 I'm Irish but thanks for asking.
@johnathansealey94605 жыл бұрын
My country is in the caribbean and was owned by the spanish and if you just change that is exactly what happened
@HVLLOWS19995 жыл бұрын
That's rediculous our lovely british brothers would never do that. Especially over tea or anything petty as that.😃 😐
@quiteindeed68095 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: If you have the torch equipped and you double tap the sprint button you will sprint forever. Turns out to be a faster way to travel than by horse.
@suelviana19825 жыл бұрын
It is a feature or a bug?? Yes
@williamhicks7145 жыл бұрын
Or just put the flash mod on your shit then stack the flash speed, reverse flash speed, and the zoom speed all on top of each other and then sit back and watch the world fail to render
@HighGuy925 жыл бұрын
@@williamhicks714 but thats not even fun
@williamhicks7145 жыл бұрын
@@HighGuy92 it is when you're April fool's play through is to be as overly powered as possible
@trashmix21845 жыл бұрын
U sure
@rinthesquare5 жыл бұрын
Spiffing Brit: *Takes an M16 around Whiterun* Guards: No lollygagging Me: Steals a carrot Guards: In order of the Jarl, stop right there!
@bleurghs5 жыл бұрын
Rin The Square are you black?
@rinthesquare5 жыл бұрын
Bleurgh Why do you say that love?
@Hanzer-ns5bh5 жыл бұрын
SHALL
@bleurghs5 жыл бұрын
Your getting arrested
@lucaskroes95925 жыл бұрын
This is america
@rensvisser65043 жыл бұрын
"Always choose the Empire" - spiffing Brit "I go for the closest door" - Spiffing Brit. Something smells doory here
@easygamer4260 Жыл бұрын
The other door was actually closer, something is doory indeed
@ajohnson10665 жыл бұрын
"One of the colonies being unruly? Grab a few guns!" That one didn't work out so well last time.
@crms00n65 жыл бұрын
Well. We had Moar guns. Or maybe Moar spirit. Idk. Either way, something something 'Murica.
@ChextheVes44515 жыл бұрын
"When someone insults the Queen" Fedrick, fetch me the death machine; It's huntin' time
@tikkidaddy5 жыл бұрын
Well...see...when you try to grab someone elses guns, it tends to 😃backfire😃but alas, I'm from the South in the US....and I do love tea.
@ChextheVes44515 жыл бұрын
@@tikkidaddy Aussie, Russian, Canadian, Who the hell cares! TEA IS COOL! (And tasty (( Insert slurping sounds here))
@sandfox035 жыл бұрын
@@ChextheVes4451 It's time for one last fucking crusade!
@baewilix45895 жыл бұрын
When was the last time I played skyrim? Bout three fiddy seconds ago. But for real send help, skyrim is actually a soul gem and im trapped.
@theepicspy5705 жыл бұрын
Laughs in -Fallo-*Game crash.*
@GLJ38385 жыл бұрын
I haven't played for bout 3 to 4 months. Still great game
@lolcat13825 жыл бұрын
Loch ness monster?
@forrestballard89685 жыл бұрын
If I fill a black soul gem with the soul of a black guy... is that racist or normal? Is it wrong if the person's white? Why are there no white soul gems?
@forrestballard89685 жыл бұрын
@Soggy Android What chu talking about?
@TheLastPhoen1x5 жыл бұрын
"That's not Thomas the Tank Engine, its a fire-breathing death machine" Are they not the same thing?
@rachelmartinez43702 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I have played Skyrim for about 2 & 1/2 years! But I really enjoy watching you play it with all these delightful exploits. My favorites are the ones where you don’t use mods but just play the game exactly as it was meant to be played. Of course I am speaking of destroying the most formidable enemies with a single hit from a butter knife. Yes, exactly as it was meant to be played.
@frenchsoldier84855 жыл бұрын
Someone insults the Motherland? *The entirety of the Red Army appears*
@shaggdagg5 жыл бұрын
Named french soldier, acts like Soviet Russia was a good thing, can't spell appears correctly. Sounds about right
@joshualaing97115 жыл бұрын
*insert canabitch joke here*
@danieladamczyk40245 жыл бұрын
Do it in finnish, everything will be fine.
@JosephSmith-lm4ri5 жыл бұрын
*has no military training since the nation can't even pay for food much less military training*
@ThisIsAHandleOrSomething5 жыл бұрын
*Russia has joined the chat*
@tiryxx9775 жыл бұрын
Title: Solving problems in Skyrim with GUNS!?! *America liked that*
@Kato_The_Snowman5 жыл бұрын
Tiryxx AMERICAN STAMP OF APPROVAL
@wavyedits98055 жыл бұрын
*England will remember that*
@Gustavo-pc6wc5 жыл бұрын
He is ensuring religious freedom and liberty for the people of Skyrim
@backlash64365 жыл бұрын
Thank you Tiryxx very cool
@cephalonplant40875 жыл бұрын
*Gandhi has entered nuclear age*
@dallasfavel48175 жыл бұрын
"Skyrim with Guns" You mean Fallout?
@scarkillerful5 жыл бұрын
Nice
@grognakthedestroyerattorne32115 жыл бұрын
Apart from worst lore
@forrestballard89685 жыл бұрын
big fax
@suicidalskeleton87795 жыл бұрын
@@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211 I can't tell if I want to agree or not. Yeah it's not at good but fallout has a more limiting setting for lore.
@Abysalss5 жыл бұрын
No that’s farcry 3
@spenceduggs2 жыл бұрын
4:11 I got super curious and wanted to actually see how many floppy disks it would take to hold vanilla Skyrim. - According to Steam, the filesize for original, vanilla Skyrim is about *5,752mb* - The average "high density" floppy disk was *1.44mb* - Rounding up the overall division to a whole number, Skyrim would require 3,994 floppy disks to hold it, and that's just the OG Vanilla experience.
@demonicloaf21002 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to play Skyrim with 3,994 floppy drives hooked up to one MS-DOS computer.
@RaptorNX01 Жыл бұрын
you basically change disks every 10 steps
@akronred6484 жыл бұрын
You can just *hear* his smile throughout the video.
@Albatross09134 жыл бұрын
isn't it wonderful?
@GtsAntoni15 жыл бұрын
*Mods guns into the game. Kills everything at level 1. Blames Hod Toward for the bugs.*
@mr_tea7534 жыл бұрын
Antoni Gates It just works -Hod Toward
@MeshuggahFan-iy6tb4 жыл бұрын
Seems about right
@thatoneguy74444 жыл бұрын
I was seriously about to say that exact same thing. Like how you gonna mod the game then blame the creator when you're intentionally fuckin it up
@tinaholliday75164 жыл бұрын
In the description he even says " I use modern weapons to break the game"
@thatoneguy74444 жыл бұрын
Someone has a superiority Complex now if you'll excuse me I need to go load my gun and tighten my head gear
@UmbraAsterism5 жыл бұрын
Owning guns?? This is like, the ultimate British power fantasy right?
@CheapSkateGamer965 жыл бұрын
Considering British youth will go on killing sprees if given a sharpened letter opener, yes.
@austinserby2195 жыл бұрын
Tru
@socksome5 жыл бұрын
@@goldster100 "British"
@Senyrar5 жыл бұрын
@@goldster100 HEY THAT IS RACIST! (also quite true) BUT RACIST!
@TristanWardCoombe5 жыл бұрын
I'm British and I own several guns. They are relatively easy to get. I don't understand why the general public are so assy about the whole thing. Very strange.
@efulmer86759 ай бұрын
15:15 Lydia can only die if the player was the one who caused the last point of damage to her. Spiff literally just killed an otherwise immortal character for what was probably going to be a gag.
@juuljitsu5 жыл бұрын
"A colony is being unruly? Grab a few guns" Hey uhm, that didn't uh- that didn't quite work out that time.
@notoriousriot2505 жыл бұрын
Paul Richards your fatherland is being tyrannical? Grab more guns
@juuljitsu5 жыл бұрын
@@notoriousriot250 *eagle screech*
@arrowintheknee4205 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lukesampson32945 жыл бұрын
Thanks to the French. US can't win a war unless foreigners fight it for them,LOL. Youi got chased out of Vietnam,Canada,Somalia,Lebanon,Iraq,Panama etc
What if you make a gun that shoots the wooden swords that one hit the dragons?
@samiraperi4675 жыл бұрын
Or Borderlands.
@Gojira_Wins5 жыл бұрын
SWORDSPLOSION!!!
@angrysquirrel88165 жыл бұрын
Good god its genius. *UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRR* (Shit wrong reference, starts playing the manliest scene in anime from full metal alchemist)
@zelg.55515 жыл бұрын
Meh. Now if you had a gun that shoots out pommels...
@MrTheMustard4 жыл бұрын
What about a Gun that shoots guns ?
@Pundae2 жыл бұрын
5:30 My first like 3 playthroughs of this game I didn't even realize you could choose sides here, I just ran straight into the door with the quest marker on it without seeing the two arguing
@kamikazejunebug23845 жыл бұрын
"he's looking a bit too fit, we need to chunk him up" Proceeds to make Dave even more jacked
@encryptedaqua5 жыл бұрын
Casually Burning ^^^
@markshaw2705 жыл бұрын
Being muscular isn't necessarily fit
@kamikazejunebug23845 жыл бұрын
@@markshaw270 Yeah, we all know those sedentary body builder types.
@tanjinpang5 жыл бұрын
11:32 "Back when Todd Howard still had dreams......" a moment of silent...
@darkfoxbill96575 жыл бұрын
"a colony is being unruly? Grab a few guns" ... And proceed to get utterly spanked.
@SteefPip3 жыл бұрын
Spiff would appreciate the fact that i exploited RedBox when this game came out to play it while very poor. I would rent it just after midnight, by their rules it wouldn't be due til the next day at 9pm, so basically by waiting til just after midnight I would get it for just under two days. I would then return it by 9 the next day, then wait 3 hours and start the whole process again.
@admasveagaanesrdlargdela93472 жыл бұрын
Hope to God(s) that you didn’t stay up and instead set an alarm. Gg my dude.
@55Ironside2 жыл бұрын
That's a perfectly balanced strategy my friend
@TheGary1082 жыл бұрын
Todd Howard approves of this post
@mackattack62622 жыл бұрын
My friend used a prepaid debit card to rent from redbox and then never returned the game.
@Ralndrath5 жыл бұрын
'Todd Howard had to design this game so it would eventually run on Samsung Smart Fridges.' Hahaha!
@andreadesforges47895 жыл бұрын
“It just works”
@AdurianJ5 жыл бұрын
"Poison Her Tea" That's a trick question you only poison Coffee , WITH TEA !
@theroguenetwork10835 жыл бұрын
British Empire wipes out native population of Skyrim for their resources, 200 years After Oblivion Crisis (Colorized)
@elijahmontgomery41465 жыл бұрын
Powerful British empire then is torn apart by Murica, who the outnumber by like... a lot (Colorized)
@Nox_Desiree5 жыл бұрын
@@elijahmontgomery4146 Ah, i do love american propaganda.
@thelambsauce73075 жыл бұрын
Darrin Montgomery then America is crushed _by_ a little bug because of how shit they are
@elijahmontgomery41465 жыл бұрын
TyrannicalTeapott Lol, we beat you tho, twice
@elijahmontgomery41465 жыл бұрын
White Crack If we Americans are shit, but we beat you twice, what does that make you
@Dakota22213 жыл бұрын
took me an hour and a half just to start my game on skyrim, why but because i couldn't resist looking left and up which makes you spin out of control and everyone ends up falling over i don't know what happened, skyrim is perfect.
@DeAd3nD565 жыл бұрын
The dragons pursued their might in the lands of Skyrim. Little did they know Dovahkiin can one hand a 50 Cal. BMG Anti Tank Rifle.
@atr0cxty9435 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@ravenknight41955 жыл бұрын
You can't?
@skinlizard22515 жыл бұрын
@@ravenknight4195 He can't, but Dovahkiin can.
@followertheleader5 жыл бұрын
The "Tea-1000" has traveled back in time to stop Todd Howard from remastering skyrim.
@thomas.parnell73655 жыл бұрын
Not forgeting cyberdine systems 1000 Earl Grey model
@deadedea5 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOO
@nswij1235 жыл бұрын
Now that's a clever joke 😂 😂 😂
@MalcomHeavy5 жыл бұрын
It's like Skyrim with Guns. -Adam Kovic 2012
@InhabitantOfOddworld5 жыл бұрын
So, Fallout 4 basically
@smirage225 жыл бұрын
Lol
@owenstokes39175 жыл бұрын
Farcry 3
@nikolaibelinski34335 жыл бұрын
Skryrim edition
@justinsgun003 жыл бұрын
It's been collecting dust in my steam library, but now that I've found your channel. My love of skyrim has been rekindled, I'm playing through it right now because of you, just got out of the execution scene.
@toomintytofresh5 жыл бұрын
Okay this caught me off guard Almost choked on my tea
@toomintytofresh5 жыл бұрын
I'd rather die on my tea Then spill my tea.
@JohnSmith-kb4re5 жыл бұрын
_actually_ the best way to go i hope i go down watching spiff-man and drinking tea
@BichaelStevens5 жыл бұрын
@@toomintytofresh how do you have a picture in your name????
@N1korasu5 жыл бұрын
@@BichaelStevens he has a paid sub for the spiffingbrit
@charxeleon63135 жыл бұрын
私の顔にペニスを撃ってください he is a sponsor
@wargriffin55 жыл бұрын
@1:04 "A colony is being unruly? Grab a FEW guns."- Careful there Spiff. That's how Lexington happened. ;)
@xcheekclapperx03185 жыл бұрын
wargriffin5 plus it didn’t work
@treyebillups86025 жыл бұрын
And now Britain is an American colony. Funny how things happen
@mrsubject15 жыл бұрын
@@treyebillups8602 wouldn't go that far
@Poppadop15 жыл бұрын
+Treye Billups I'm sorry, who followed whom into shenanigans such as, say, world wars...?
@xyumiko41945 жыл бұрын
@@Poppadop1 Only because your tiny islets needed american power.
@vampyrecat44585 жыл бұрын
He didn't mod the game, he just found the ultimate exploit.
@vampyrecat44585 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit comun knowledge
@theguywiththeoldds38962 жыл бұрын
"Who gave the blind dragonborn a gun? I don't remember giving him a gun, do you remember giving him a gun?"
@nathen41715 жыл бұрын
“Most people don’t run around with a shotgun and anti tank rifles.” America is a fun place. Lol
@TallulahSoie5 жыл бұрын
I'm playing Skyrim right now. As a 'Murican I promptly added a tea mod and went to Solitude and tossee them in the harbor. Huzzah!
@xskyforger62995 жыл бұрын
England: enforces very bad laws and tariffs America: throws tea into the harbor England: go absolutely mental yeah? Loose your marbles yeah? Go brain dead yeah? Go bonkers m8?
@SidSucksatGaming5 жыл бұрын
Brent Barton America: kicks their ass
@jerrydixon91035 жыл бұрын
More like: "America: ask Spain, France, and Prussia to kick their ass"
@passgo85075 жыл бұрын
@@jerrydixon9103 factually accurate. When the French have to bail your ass out, you know you done goofed.
@davecrupel28175 жыл бұрын
As a native Bostonian, i approve this measure.
@Nerdnumberone5 жыл бұрын
It shouldn't be difficult to mod Skyrim to replace the loading screen with pictures of the Queen.
@thENDweDIE5 жыл бұрын
Nerdnumberone he trys too hard
@crazyk3695 жыл бұрын
Hopefully keep the same background music
@phantomsoul89375 жыл бұрын
Id probably puke all overmy keyboard, having to see some dead old running around meat while playing Skyrim.
@darkrider18785 жыл бұрын
@Wikkitt Klown You sound incredibly salty
@grognakthedestroyerattorne32115 жыл бұрын
Wikkitt Klown ahh yes the salty American who is a hypocritical shet who’s ancestors caused mass murder and who’s president is annoying orange
@serwalkerofthekeynes87612 жыл бұрын
That bit where you sneak against the wall.. you can also infinitely attack ralof with weapons and magic up until you pass the bear.. Excellent "lore friendly exploit" for people to enjoy!
@bonk46285 жыл бұрын
*breaks game using guns "Thanks Todd Howard!"
@DK-er5yz5 жыл бұрын
Hearing a European talk about guns making things easier made my American spirit happy
@LiiftYourself4 жыл бұрын
same
@Careonovam4 жыл бұрын
Why did that make your cigarette happy ? .... Kay, bad joke, i'll see myself out ^^
@thecuteandwonderfulbrae75004 жыл бұрын
I don't think we are a part of Europe any more I think we left them so we could ruin our economy and make tea prices rise
@HarryBermuda4 жыл бұрын
Yeah.....how are guns working out for your country? Not great lmao and not making your lives any easier....
@ClingyParasite4 жыл бұрын
@@thecuteandwonderfulbrae7500 you are apart of Europe the region, just not EU the European Union
@apophisgaming49645 жыл бұрын
"What about if you insult the Queen's Tea?" Spiff: *grabs ALL the guns*
@kurokagator45674 жыл бұрын
I can't believe he didn't say "Sebastian!! Fetch me the minigun!"
@Malkontent10033 жыл бұрын
Found the weeb. Wait, fuck. I got the reference, so I'm a weeb too. I'VE BEEN BETRAYED BY MY OWN AMBITION
@drdiabeetus44195 жыл бұрын
This video was surprisingly american for someone like spiff
@acesnick65275 жыл бұрын
Y'all think all of America is like the south
@npc27925 жыл бұрын
@@acesnick6527 "Y'all"
@joshuagrimm30845 жыл бұрын
@@npc2792 y'all
@The24thWight5 жыл бұрын
@@acesnick6527 I lived up north, and can verify that they had an average of 12 guns per person there. So no it's not just a southern thing, maybe it's just a Country thing?
@midnightcore90275 жыл бұрын
C'mon, not all of America is that bad, the east side is the worst, but the west isnt all that bad
@leobriccocola81415 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, lorewise having a machinegun probably wouldn't make you that powerful in Tamriel.
@agentchaos93325 жыл бұрын
I mean it's a sliding scale...I doubt beings like daedra lords or their stronger servants would be bothered by bullets, same to Alduin, but I think regular dragons, along with giants, mammoths, guards, bandits, most mages, all the typical animals and the majority of the undead would find a machine gun really unpleasant to deal with. The only things that wouldn't be bothered would be high level dragons, people with really good armor which is very rare lore wise, Dwarven automatons, and ghosts. You could make an argument for mages I guess but really only those with high alteration skills, like master level. Assuming ironflesh makes your protection relative to iron armor only ebonyflesh and dragonskin are gonna stop bullets. And wards only stop magical attacks so bullets would rip right through that. I feel like master/ expert level alteration mages are pretty rare in skyrim
@pell95385 жыл бұрын
Bullets are a lot stronger than you think, a normal 7.62 would be able to punch through pretty much any armor and dragon's scales wouldn't fair much better either considering how arrows are able to go through it
@agentchaos93325 жыл бұрын
/\I kinda wanted to give the benefit to ebony, as an unobtanium that's supposedly way stronger then steel, and daedra armor is basically imbued with godly power, while dragon plate is relative/superior to that. But ultimately there's no such thing as bulletproof, just bullet resistant.
@suelviana19825 жыл бұрын
@@pell9538 only gameplay wise,on lore very few people even managed to hurt a dragon.
@REIDAE5 жыл бұрын
@@agentchaos9332 even if it were bulletproof, the massive amounts of inertia still goes into the body. People will still get massive bruises and broken bones and sometimes even organ injuries despite wearing a bulletproof vest.
@BigUrg5 жыл бұрын
I love the usage of stock images. Thank you Spiff, very cool.
@start-ml6vk Жыл бұрын
Currently playing my first ever Skyrim play through. What a game
@Con5tantine5 жыл бұрын
I would have tea but... *sips a beer* ...we tossed that shit in the harbor a while back.
Says Britain will take back America Forgets that in America There’s a gun behind every blade of grass
@geofff.33435 жыл бұрын
Yeah, we figured out how to grow gun grass. Really sped the the whole process. We also hand out guns with every purchase of coffee over 64 Ounces.
@jessegd63065 жыл бұрын
We also have to be careful to mow our own lawns because of this.
@zekeram1295 жыл бұрын
Also, like how Brits power thenselves with tea, Americans have learned to power ourselves through McDonald's.
@mr.halfright5 жыл бұрын
As an American, I can reasonably say I'm better equipped for dragon warfare than Sir Dave
@cheldanmorgan16545 жыл бұрын
Gun behind anything in the universe of 'Mruica
@alexmax35025 жыл бұрын
Finally someone who appreciates placing some "Extra Lore" into the game, really, it's always nice to place some heavy, shiny, fast firing lore into Skyrim.
@balls26055 жыл бұрын
*"extra lore"*
@TheUndeadShark3 жыл бұрын
"who needs magic when you can use a goddam minigun?" Sir Dave
@thatguywithemail14315 жыл бұрын
"It's going to be great bringing down Dragons with Machine Guns" So basically Fallout 76?
@milburnkdr5 жыл бұрын
Except with far less bugs
@thomas.parnell73655 жыл бұрын
Probably without 1000 glitches.
@theworldoverheavan5604 жыл бұрын
@@geekfreak5100 lol
@jonrmahnke4 жыл бұрын
Far less bugs my ass. I have never been able to make it through a playthrough without glitches and bugs fucking things up. Skyrim is as big of piece of shit as Fallout 76. Bethesda needs to be firebombed so they can't stink up the games landscape with trash like skyrim and Fallout 76.
@calebm.56984 жыл бұрын
jonrmahnke how _dare_ you question the creation of our lord and savior, Todd Howard, Skyrim. It has *no* flaws and is the *best* game ever created don’t @ me
@Qwert007005 жыл бұрын
>be me >be American >be insulted that I have to drink tea >decide to throw tea into the ocean >drink coffee
@TheAtkey5 жыл бұрын
In the south we drink tea but we put ice in it to piss of the Brits.
@GrimmDesires5 жыл бұрын
@@TheAtkey dont forget sugar, loads and loads of sugar.
@proximityclockworkx15725 жыл бұрын
Alrighty. You better be careful. You don't want too much blood in your caffeine stream.
@ethanmorgaan5 жыл бұрын
I very well hope for your sake this is but a jest, good Sir. Tea shall not be wasted.
@Urziel995 жыл бұрын
@@ethanmorgaan You're 250 years too late for that. Though if it's any consolation I'm sure the fish in Boston Harbor enjoyed it.
@JEST3R_5 жыл бұрын
"A colony is being unruly?" Dude you lost that war 😂💪👊
@fibgta54365 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@anonymouse74945 жыл бұрын
Either way, it was solved with guns... And ships
@nastynewtproductions28725 жыл бұрын
Many British people think they won
@rbrs17415 жыл бұрын
The Americans lost the Vietnam war lol
@themadfoodies97165 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately we didn’t have enough tea to win that war
@Elate20932 жыл бұрын
"Let's just give everyone guns." Is spiff an american spy?
@rektaldischarge74965 жыл бұрын
Someone insults the queen? William, get the Vickers.
@Idecideurf85 жыл бұрын
Literally Noone: JK Rowling: THE HORSE WAS THE LAST BOSS THE WHOLE TIME
@caralho52375 жыл бұрын
The horse was gay
@FlamingToaster5 жыл бұрын
@@Mykyta_Palamarchuk Actually fight with Alduin represents oppression against black trans women, it was just vaguely stated
@nok47995 жыл бұрын
@@FlamingToaster And miraak was just trying to come out of the closet
@TheReZisTLust5 жыл бұрын
P.S. And its trans.
@suelviana19825 жыл бұрын
The lusty argoniam maid was alduin crossdressed all along
@ashcanis1065 жыл бұрын
*hears anti-tank rifle and hellsing abridged intensifies* BITCHES LOVE CANNONS
@crowokatagi45474 жыл бұрын
I respect this
@alexanderveritas4 жыл бұрын
*”Ah bugger, just give everyone guns!”* _Ah yes, another fine Anarchist I see, a man of culture indeed._
@direwolfstar25394 жыл бұрын
it's called America
@isosev4 жыл бұрын
@@direwolfstar2539 I fuckin wish!
@magicpyroninja3 жыл бұрын
Turns out that when everybody has guns people are less likely to try and use them because they might get shot back
@sebbes3335 жыл бұрын
Ok... Skyrim + Guns... So you are basically playing PRE-apocalyptic Fallout (new Vegas) (He already starts out with Caesar armor)
@Local_Drug_Dealer5 жыл бұрын
CAESAR!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
@cationic54145 жыл бұрын
DEGENERATES LIKE YOU BELONG AT A CROSS
@sebbes3335 жыл бұрын
*WE ARE LEGION! Caesar's legion!*
@mosshunter41205 жыл бұрын
The captain who tells you to step forward in the begining acts like a pretourion too if they could be girls. Idk if I spelled that right though, sorry :l
@Paid2Win5 жыл бұрын
0:46 someone went through the trouble to draw an AN-94 instead of a normal AK..
@americano24245 жыл бұрын
"oh wow this is quite effective" he says while acting as a human AA battery.
@chupathingy6626 Жыл бұрын
I've seen so many of these Skyrim exploit vids over the years, it's DELIGHTFUL to see them from start to finish, watching the saga from the beginning, before it was a Spiffing Brit THING. His commentary feels so different vs. 10 exploit vids in. 😂
@Wispii5 жыл бұрын
level 1 bob Level 30 Dave Level 100 spiff that's how tea works
@scaryagain81035 жыл бұрын
Level 13,987 Queen Of England
@budmeister5 жыл бұрын
Level 1,000,000 Arnord
@andrewneuroth68155 жыл бұрын
Level 99999999999999999999 tea with tea with tea with tea with tea with tea
@ChextheVes44515 жыл бұрын
Level 40,0000 The Queen
@lamfan35915 жыл бұрын
Z-R1N _ what about Reanu Keeves?
@michaelbrunner69515 жыл бұрын
When a kingdom is being oppressive... grab some guns (American Revolutionary War)
@ReadyBeforeYou5 жыл бұрын
Britain: pay this tax Us: Fuck tea, we drink coffee, bitch. Everyone: *WAR*
@forrestballard89685 жыл бұрын
HEY THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT
@ab-wk1st5 жыл бұрын
Thomas the tank engine dragons are massively overrated Macho Man Randy Savage dragon is the one true dragon replacement mod
@shiroyatagami47805 жыл бұрын
But what if, and hear me out here; We combine both.
@wargriffin55 жыл бұрын
@Shiro Yatagami ...and then throw in a bear with a guitar!
@eviloverlordgamingminion87935 жыл бұрын
Some one get the slaves to get on it..... What why can't I call them that they do it for free anyway....how much is the law suit....... Fine I mean the great and Almighty modders.............
@MNewton5 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOHHHHH YEEEEEAAAAH!
@steveradroach91015 жыл бұрын
The Mlp dragons are not that bad too.
@alikaandrade34354 жыл бұрын
“That dragon”. Lol if I didn’t already know, I’d have just figured out that he hasn’t made it far through the main storyline.
@thomashernandez65365 жыл бұрын
But can you beat a Call of Duty game with Skyrim weapons??!
@thomashernandez65365 жыл бұрын
@Drew Biggah I never said COD was good. But if we are going to add opinions, Skyrim sucked but that wasnt the point. Lol
@TheMorhaGroup5 жыл бұрын
Yes cos I use to main the combat knife and katana 😂👌🏿
@MrMoofisAwesome5 жыл бұрын
@@thomashernandez6536 true. It was pretty streamlined and open enough for mainstream players compared to morrowwind and oblivion.
@lucasfranke33265 жыл бұрын
Just shout Stormcall XD
@tristansteinhelfer80835 жыл бұрын
Free for all with ritual stone
@brianb6604 жыл бұрын
My, how positively British of you my good man! I simply adore it!
@dff12865 жыл бұрын
" I think we should go for the stealthy approach, which is why I am going to use this Shotgun" Utterly fantastic. you have heard of shotgun surgery but now thanks to Sir Dave, we have Shotgun Stealth.
@asherfarrell16074 жыл бұрын
"Colony giving you trouble? Grab a few guns!" Lol how'd that work out for y'all 😭
@menty66334 жыл бұрын
We managed to shed the puritans so pretty well all things considered.
@justsomeguy36504 жыл бұрын
You see that as a win, we see that as a lucky escape
@asherfarrell16074 жыл бұрын
@Jeff Dittburner do your research. England had over double the forces George Washington had and they were actually trained as well and we still kicked your asses, dumped millions of lbs of your tea, and ran you back to England. English kids in hs I've met didnt even know who fuckin george Washington was so dont go there 🤣
@DevilDaRebel4 жыл бұрын
@Jeff Dittburner Not just more guns, they were an ocean apart.
@VengefulMaverick3 жыл бұрын
@@anzacwashington7050 Damn you salty. You lost. This was 100s of years ago, and you wanna cry about it on youtube? England was dumb, over confident and thought they ruled all = failure. The continental army won many battles wtf you mean. The french assisted us late in the war, primarily with the Navy battles near New York. They also lent us arms, and officers to help train troops. And with this bs.... the English had the natives on their side, and a few others like mercenaries, and whatever the word was for freelance pirates. Excuses. Excuses. Excuses. Lastly..... we weren't stupid and wanna line up in fields to shoot st each other if we could help it. Amazing tactics truly
@theknightmonkey14615 жыл бұрын
7:20 is when he starts using the guns. You're welcome
@kidtea5 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I was looking for this.
@Arcin3215 жыл бұрын
Right I come here to watch a gun in Skyrim instead, I get fucking memes vomited all over me. Google pics is this dudes best friend it gets old, really quick.
@wackyflappybob5 жыл бұрын
And he doesn't kill anyone until 8:00 but it's a guy behind a wall who can't even attack him lol.
@scottmurphy49465 жыл бұрын
My hero
@garthmarenghi47585 жыл бұрын
Khaki Man all that fucking yapping over and over I was getting really annoyed and bored so quickly. I wish he’d just get to the point already
@operatorlynxyt5 жыл бұрын
Sees gun..... Me: oh shit the tea-1000 has been spotted
@jasonoverman96794 жыл бұрын
"As I always say, an armed society is a polite society" - Mick & Ralph's
@tetrotany4 жыл бұрын
I love how spiff says "ladies and gentlemen" so much, it's like his motto
@awannabehappyperson57425 жыл бұрын
Who else looked at the thumbnail and thought swaggersouls was involved?
@dieterfranken69625 жыл бұрын
Actually the only reason I clicked on the video
@adrianrazo20955 жыл бұрын
Same
@thebadwordman31935 жыл бұрын
Also same
@BIG_BEAN7065 жыл бұрын
Same
@ripper20455 жыл бұрын
Yup same
@ReadyBeforeYou5 жыл бұрын
"It won't last long" How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!?!
@MediumDSpeaks5 жыл бұрын
I've been watching so many of this mans videos I _actually_ bought tea bags at the grocery store today, unironically
@snowmanleblanc60535 жыл бұрын
i can relate lol, brits sure have a strange hypnotic power
@Stevekolenshnikoff5 жыл бұрын
Coffee you must get coffee coffee is superior coffee is American