SKYRIM IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Can you beat skyrim with 1000 Degree Knife??

Skyrim is a fantastically balanced game in the great elder scrolls series of RPGs. Anyway today we are discovering that skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits well excluding the 1000 Degree Knife. So today I chose to revisit the game and ask the question. What if they just used a flaming Knife to defeat a fire dragon. and Can you beat skyrim with a knife? These are the important questions which have gone unanswered for too long! So yes today we are going to break the game with the power of Enchanted Knifes!!! Reanu keeves adventures is set to continue and take new exciting turns as the Spiffing Brit also takes the alchemy of skyrim to the next level of video game exploits on his quest for the 1000 Degree Knife. Honestly all of this is one big experiment gone wrong :D
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this Skyrim Knife only challenge! How on earth can one english bugger beat skyrim with only a knife!!
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[@MrGrimsmith]

Spiff: 1 hit archer or mage build? Everyone: Yes.

[@michaelrevels3572]

Yes yes do that a one hit mage archer.

[@anasyn]

@@michaelrevels3572 Soul Arrow! Wait... that's Dark Souls... D:

[@KainaX122]

Mage build for me. I already made a one-shot archer build :3

[@willparry530]

@@KainaX122 you should tell him how :o

[@dionnikolic3473]

So 1 hit archer with bound bow?

[@professordd8731]

Should have dropped the potion of resist fire in someone's pocket to make them drink it then seen if the 1000° knife could still kill them.

[@terrelllinnell7257]

That was my 1st thought when he made it

[@UmbreonFlash]

r/woooosh The resistance cap is 80%.

[@FairysHuff]

Why don't you have some sort of global prize in science for this suggestion? The world just isn't fair is it. *Pats your head comfortingly*

[@matthewwright2966]

Or drop the Thousand Degree knife in a guard's inventory and take away his weapons. See if Reano Keeves can stand up to his own weapons

[@pingasbungus4517]

That potion negates more than 100% of fire damage. 3 damage would be dealt with knifes natural edge, fire damage would completely be resisted.

[@Lewid93]

"You might recognise this immediately," - Yes. "and if you do, Jesus Christ you've probably played far too much of this game..." - Also yes.

[@Mr-Money01]

Oh I have played so much Skyrim that I just started playing Morrowind and Oblivion and the magic is so exploitable.

[@XannisV]

Positive.

[@KainaX122]

Yes

[@logankrohn1472]

How much time have you put into the game? Yes Edit: Toycat is also yes

[@JamesWilson-px9dh]

I feel personally attacked. And yep, he's right

[@brendanwright1038]

Spiff you claim that Reanu Keeves is the most powerful being in the universe but imagine how powerful he would be if he had but a sip of Yorkshire gold

[@AndrewMitchell123]

geez he would absolutely destroy the very fabric of space and time continuum If that was the case xD

[@ezravincentpaulfrivaldo3342]

Reanu would break out of the game and so Spiff is doing his best not to give Reanu even one pack

[@Gabriel_frfr]

If he was working with Reanu he would give him Yorkshire gold.

[@a_lonely_guitarist3359]

We're all going to die

[@DeadHeroGames]

Hehe, I'm in danger

[@MeatisMagic256]

Finding an exploit in Skyrim is like finding a needle in a needle stack.

[@dankcatsmemes9219]

adam goessl A very big needle like one of those scary deneist needles that they put into your gums and it hurts like hell

[@ragnathebloodedge1373]

Finding an exploit in Skyrim is actualy like trying not to stub your toe on the table in the living room

[@dankcatsmemes9219]

Ragna The Blood Edge But the Toe is the size of the floor

[@PACKERMAN2077]

Watch Dogs would like to know your location

[@Sparky-001]

@@dankcatsmemes9219 those don't hurt, im not trying to sounds like a like the tough kid in 1st grade but those... don't hurt

[@sugmabolzack4971]

"if you recognize this place you've probably played far too much of this game" I knew where you were getting the knife before I even clicked the video, so yeah, you're god damn right I have.

[@pokemonwizard102]

Sugma Bolzack me too

[@tada-kun982]

There are at least 2 places

[@afrog2666]

I see you have taken the name of famous cumposer Sugma Boltzak, wonderful man, did you know he`s the one behind "OOOOOH`d to Joi" and hit television series "I laugh which means it`s funny"? Such a creative talent..

[@ChanceKearns]

A Frog it was a tragedy that he was murdered in broad daylight by Sauqon Madik

[@letmeusethisnicknameyay8618]

I thought he was going for the one near high hrothgar

[@agent5333]

"Now watches as our character phases into the Shadow Realm and hopefully we'll be one step closer to Solitude." kills me everytime.

[@MrLewis555]

"This is just downright silly" kills me. Best quote.

[@misterwishart]

Pretty much anytime he addresses Todd Howard gets me going. "Todd, respond to me!" "Just allow me to cheese the systems, please Todd!"

[@edot7266]

26:38 imagine being a random PC traversing skyrim and you look to the left to see this , a mad lad running around giving dragons excruciatingly painful paper cuts with a knife barely the size of one of your fingers.

[@gnovin5560]

😂😂

[@albertomeda9944]

ah yes a random pc in Skyrim lol

[@randomtinypotatocried]

@@albertomeda9944 The PCs must be a new update for Skyrim. Good for them updating an old game

[@albertomeda9944]

@@randomtinypotatocried im guessing the PCs replaced the npcs as i cant find those anymore

[@creepergamerkid8031]

Damn Skyrim got the PC update? Wicked

[@tianchengwang5997]

You should try this: put the fire-resist potion into someone’s pocket and then use the 1000 degree knife.

[@hoodiegal]

unfortunately, that perk only works with poisons. however, if he made a poison (that doesn't kill the imbiber) that also has the resist fire buff, it would work. However, magic/elemental damage has a hard 80% damage reduction cap in skyrim, so they would still take a couple million fire damage.

[@insaincaldo]

Unless I'm remembering wrong you can't use potions, luckily you can make a poison that does the trick without killing the victim with: Berit's Ashes+Bone Meal, giving us a (damage stamina, fortify conjuration, ravage stamina, resist fire) poison.

[@ingydegmar2060]

Yes. Yes. Do it. Yes

[@kacperzapomniaempowczorajs2773]

@@hoodiegal 85% if you adding (50%+50%=85%), but if you use one effect, then it can go above (86%+50%=86%), and (100%=100%) Old vampire had 100% cold resist, and it worked.

[@jabloko992]

Has Yorkshire tea ever reached out to Spiff? He's probably their no.1 advertiser at this point.

[@captaindonkeyballs]

Yes. They gave him spiffco branded Yorkshire tea once, it wasn’t mass produced but it happened

[@mataskart9894]

well, they talked with spiff on twitter, so they did contact him, i found out about it through luke from ltt also joining into the conversation...

[@Nateyred]

Yeah on Twitter I think

[@erwinfields5289]

He wishes they would sponsor him (in many jokes), but, he already fulfils the same purpose even when he isn't, as he literally advertises Yorkshire Tea in every episode.

[@troyluna8780]

They gave him a box of "Spiffing Tea".

[@MadAtreides1]

SpiffBrit "there are only, like, 5 knives in the whole of Skyrim." Me "Yeah I know, you can just find an easy one in Solitude." SpiffBrit "Let's go take one in Solitude." Me *thinking for a solid minute* "what have I done with my life that I must know Skyrim butterknifes locations and remain single forever?"

[@bilboteabaggins7561]

I always took the High Hrothgar one. I feel so stupid now...

[@lilmancc35]

What about the forks though?

[@Lord_Phoenix95]

@@lilmancc35 there's also one in Solitude.

[@MadAtreides1]

@@lilmancc35 why settle for a common fork when you can have Ysgramor's soup spoon ?

[@panzerfich]

@@MadAtreides1 bold of you to assume that Ysgramor didnt use wuuthrad to eat his elven tears soup

[@damiand.3806]

Me: oh I recognize that area- Spif: you might immediately recognize this area and if you do then Jesus Christ you’ve played way to much of this game Me:…damn…done me dirty spif, done did me dirty

[@GridSludge]

I literally said out loud "Of course I recognize this area, that's where you kill Commander Maro in the Dark Brotherhood questli- Jesus Christ I HAVE played way too much of this game"

[@I_Mark_Mills]

It's such an iconic location. If you've played a couple hours you should recognize it

[@Lunar_Loki]

I was like well yep that checks out *glances at my +1900 hours in skyrim on steam*

[@ExtraordinaryFate]

@@Lunar_Loki Damn. I thought me having 200 something was insane

[@sunwinghorizen3003]

same here there is a quest here for putting out a lighthouse that I have done and a quest from the theives guild

[@tiescoolen]

So, instead of testing that fire resist potion on a villager to see if he can withstand your knife. Which would’ve been the ultimate test of course...

[@charlottebiscuit4133]

you can only plant poisons on people, not potions

[@kyotheman69]

ah shit, you sir are a genius, i wish he did that

[@Roger44477]

@@charlottebiscuit4133 He could have added a negative effect to it

[@masonlatour968]

charlotte biscuit he could’ve added a negative effect to it, such as magicka/stamina damage, making it a poison, which would have the npc consume it

[@jackieliu5775]

@@charlottebiscuit4133 paralyze and fire resist, that way they cant run from science

[@domonicsdaniel4497]

"make Archery a viable skill set" *laughs in vanilla stealth archer*

[@cheeseham9503]

@jebi ga Apparently there are such things as "Warrior Builds".

[@KorilD]

Crouchwalks everywhere with bow drawn, looking for people to snipe.

[@HaydenX]

Crossbows are much better versus most enemies in the game...so I'm gonna have to say to add Dawnguard rather than it just being vanilla. The Enhanced Dwarven Crossbow is just stupid...especially if you are prone to using your archery from very far away (far enough away that the noise factor of xbows doesn't matter).

[@PoisonedAl]

That was my thought: "You're talking about a Bethesda game right? Where ranged stealth always makes the endgame a joke?" I mean I did a Fallout 4 run recently and found an instigating gauss rifle. I stuck a silencer on it and named it "I Win."

[@brennanmarsh1572]

I like to use stealth daggers range means nothing when you can sneak up behind everything and 30x damage with two good daggers means nothing survives

[@syndean]

4:34 "You might recognize this immediately and if you do Jesus Christ you've probably played far too much of this game" That was not called for and you're absolutely right I have.

[@mr.mannoreo7166]

Syndean attacked

[@calebbryant9973]

Ghostbusters Reanu Keeves Edition: Gozer: Are you a god? Reanu: Yes Gozer: How!? Reanu: Yorkshire Tea

[@CHICKENNUGGETSKOON]

hmm

[@Jacksonthehedgehog9]

Gozer: oh.....ohhhhh, this was a horrible idea wasn't it? Reanu: yes, yes it was.

[@Fallanshadow]

Oh god i see this being a short movie

[@michaelharris8598]

He answered right😂

[@kurtisharen]

At this point, I'm waiting for a sort of "Skyrim Megamind" video, where the goal is to instead empower an NPC or enemy to the point where they can actually inflict some sort of damage to Reanu Keeves. I'm pretty sure that if you reverse-pickpocket equipment onto NPCs, they'll actually equip it if it's better than what they've got, so you could probably give them a piece of enchanted gear that would give them a ton of HP, and then they'd survive being given poisons with stat-boosting side-effects. Then it becomes a balancing act to see just how many magical steroids you can pump them up with before their boosted HP can't take it anymore, and see if it's finally enough to scratch our hero.

[@dankcatsmemes9219]

Kurtis Haren Yes

[@JoshuaBenitezNewOrleans]

This definitely is exactly what I was thinking! I would love to see a battle between Reanu Keeves and Seveek Unaer

[@designerwookiee]

Video Game Exploits: Exists Spiff: "It's a 100% developer approved way of playing the game . . . just creative use of some in-game mechanics is all." Also, I'ma vote for B, Mage Reanu Keeves. Let's see whatcha got. Enchanted armor to give Keanu virtually infinite magicka like his current health? -or to make all spells cost zero magicka? Maybe some alchemy to craft potions to make destruction spells do basically infinite damage so that even the weakest beginner mage spells like Flames 1-shot everything? Make sure to at least get Fireball for ranged sniping, explosiony goodness.

[@TheTaintedWisdom]

If Bethesda gave so much as a gnat's shit about the quality of their games, they would've done more than nothing to fix them with the subsequent thousand re-releases/time in general for patches. So as far as I'm concerned, "'It's a 100% developer approved way of playing the game'" is 100% accurate.

[@designerwookiee]

@@TheTaintedWisdom I agree. the comment was more of a meme of Spiff and how he enjoys showcasing video game exploits for our entertainment in such a nonchalant manner. And boy do we ever eat it up.

[@walterschott46]

Spiffing Brit: "A or B for the next video?" Me: "Yes."

[@Kevbo2040]

"Get off that, Farengar, you're just making garbage. I know what I'm making, I'm making TRUE SCIENCE."

[@Zerum69]

The fire is doing damage, but the little secret is that hp regen is based on your total hp, 100 hp is basically 0.5hp regen every second, so 2 million hp is around 1 thousand hp rengen every second Meaning in order to see a small dent on your healthbar you need to take over 1 thousand dps non stop

[@SpokoR3]

Thats like not doing any damage with extra steps

[@ant.ng0]

Dev: As a developer, I just gotta say... we never saw this coming...

[@giorno_1234]

For real?!

[@BadDayLp]

Leander I haven't programed that path yet

[@professordd8731]

Todd Howard: There is a 0% chance of placing the potion. Spiffing: So your saying there's a chance!

[@Mernom]

*without being spotted

[@GaldirEonai]

"We're going to need more dragons" was the point where I finally lost it.

[@AndrewMitchell123]

yeah right xDDD

[@MiloWildfire]

Spiff: **quicksave** NPC: Were all gonna die!

[@slagged3713]

NPCs: we're in danger!!

[@eugh8025]

Somethings wrong I can feel it

[@doot609]

*We're

[@MiloWildfire]

@@doot609 Youve just killed my vibe Thats wiggity-wack yo

[@redxlaser1562]

I choose ‘C.’ Both Reanu Keeves with a totally balanced bow and reanu keeves with a totally balanced magic setup.

[@cptjackpl8690]

18:09 A man has fallen into the water in Whiterun

[@ryguy3842]

HEY!!

[@powerthunfischdesdonners3086]

I mean, have you seen the skelleton in the water? its not the first person wh-

[@thexeonboy7025]

Literally about to say that xd

[@cptjackpl8690]

@Marek Tužák build the -helicopter- cliff racer!

[@olveradmannespeseth11]

HEY!

[@tomfrancis6951]

Just putting it out there that a 10* knife would feel considerably colder than your average knife (edit: 10*C)

[@billionai4871]

yeah, the 20 points of damage comes from frostbite, which feels a lot like burning

[@Halohalo1751]

It’s about 50 degrees Fahrenheit

[@confusionisme4259]

What if you live in the Arctic the the knife would be room temperature which would most likely be below 10* so it would burn things that it’s next to if it was 10*

[@krazykilljoy7180]

Probably because if you felt a knife that hot it would send your nerve endings into shock and kill them, thus why u would feel cold similar if you ever had a leg fall asleep and get cold and numb

[@Shark_feet]

It could be celsius.

[@toasega]

"Have we taken Skyrim too far?" You haven't taken it far ENOUGH.

[@sandorgrau-fay7488]

MXR say's no.

[@LazloRTR]

If it's not crashing, it's not far enough. If it does, it's still not far enough

[@thothrax5621]

18:36 The key there was you said STAMINA damage. 0 stamina doesn't kill you, it just means you can't run or power attack

[@thaias9654]

It also made him an amazing Enchanter

[@thepositivityguy3136]

Spiff: Does Anything. NPCs: *Sweating And Crying.*

[@azmitzy]

Spiff: Jesus Christ you’ve probably played far too much of this game. Me with 5000 hours of gameplay: oh shit how did you know!

[@falros7402]

Deathwargon666 Bloodmoon999 Me who has done the thieves guild three times: oh shit not really

[@DariusGOLaru]

@@falros7402 Did you also became the guild master 3 times?

[@caf3in323]

also have 5k .... we can hi five ?

[@bread3995]

I have 7891 hours

[@EggsaladSupreme]

... You guys have problems...

[@movingparts6270]

If you're looking for some more *totally Bethesda intended* mechanics: you can use the broken crafting system to improve your alchemy/potion strength, and then make a poison of paralysis that lasts for approximately _10 IRL years._ If you use this poison on any essential character, you will have effectively killed them.

[@FricknA]

Gisli is going night night.

[@AndGoatz04]

No, otacon, i didn't kill them, they just can't move! < S+ Rank, BIG BOSS >

[@mattpelzek3809]

So that'd be what... 200 ingame years? Thanks Todd.

[@sgthaddix2604]

I did this with a bow, spawned quite the amusing comment chain on reddit debating if my bow is worth more than the entire province of skyrim

[@Eisofice]

"I call this one 'going to the cloud district'!"

[@orangetm6581]

Mage build: What I like to do when I play skyrim is go full destruction magic+enchanting+smithing basically I make it so the cost of destruction spells is reduced by at least a 100%, slap that enchantment on a deadric armor cranck the difficulty all the way up and I let the spam wars begin

[@joaniepepin4968]

It's kind of the only option as mages, since the damage of spells do not scale with stats, unlike every other options, so after a while, enemies have so much health that the best way of taking them out is to stun-lock them permanently with infinite dual casts.

[@orangetm6581]

yep

[@kungfuskull]

A challenge for you: i've played over 1k hours in Dark Crusade (Dawn of War), and it actually does seem perfectly ballanced. The only exploit I've found is with the NoLimit mod, which then allows you to spam Ethereals as the T'au, each Ethereal gives a %bonus to all stats of ALL THINGS and it can be stacked up to 48 times in my testing, making basic infantry be like ICBMs. But can you find any exploits? I'd love to see it if you can!

[@WarmishTextbook]

I would love to see some Dawn of War exploits. Fantastic game.

[@kungfuskull]

@@WarmishTextbook it is indeed. CnC, AoE, and Dawn Of War are like a holy trinity of RTS series. 🙂

[@gabri-immortale]

Up

[@RaawHax]

I think it's patched in the steam version, but in my original disc version I would just spam warriors and immortals as Necrons and suicide them in the enemy base, then eventually teleport my lord in with a ressurrection orb, which easily gave you 80/20 unit cap. Clever use of game mechanics or an exploit? If it's fixed in the steam version I guess it's the latter.

[@indrickboreale7381]

By the Canoptec Spyder you are able to get free Immortal and Flayed One squads with deleting Necron Warrior squad for 0 Energy

[@filony351]

The price difference comes from the knife's toasting capabilities the 10* knife makes em crispy, the 100* just burns em.

[@pianohelper8873]

A 10* knife is cold i doubt it could make toast.

[@AndrewMitchell123]

and the 1000 degree completely evaporates it :D

[@SobeCrunkMonster]

why would 10 degrees of any system make anything toasty? son what school you go to?

[@ПавелУшкин-п7р]

WHAT? 10* knife can make something crispy? Lul

[@hellsing7310]

Remember guys. *It Just Works.*

[@indyjons321]

Slaves, they just work.

[@juicearth999]

20:50, “ I need to let my owner dismount, only then can I commit die” 😂

[@notagoat281]

7:54 Spiff, one of the first things I learned in Skyrim was never question the horses. They do what they please, and their reasons are unknowable.

[@Gormathius]

12:50 For some reason the prising of enchanted items overflow *SUPER* quickly in Skyrim. You don't even need to use any exploits to reach a level in enchanting where the prices start going backwards.

[@Reishadowen]

*Me, seeing this video in my recommendations:* "Damnit internet. Breaking Skyrim is less like smashing a pristine glass window and more like knocking over a pile of legos!" *The internet:* "We'll stop beating this dead horse when it stops trying to climb a mountain!"

[@wolframstahl1263]

Spiff: "Hey guard, let me make you the richest man!" Guard: "You'll make me the richest man alive?" Spiff: "Just the richest man."

[@insaincaldo]

Well...he was alive for the brief moment he was rich.

[@mandowarrior123]

@@insaincaldo i'm not sure he was, at the moment he is rich he is both alive and dead at the same time.

[@insaincaldo]

@@mandowarrior123 At least from a gameplay perspective we would receive the high value item, then the perk would trigger and the poison would kill him. However the difference is a matter of a blink of an eye, so I wouldn't say you are wrong.

[@Gokes93]

"Please ignore the dead body behind me" ~*any typical encounter with Spiff 2018-present*

[@MOSKAU15]

Love the fact that 10° knife costs 545 gold, but 100° one costs only 361 gold.

[@gregoryempedocles5961]

Balanced as they should be

[@cosmicnautilus1345]

B: Reanu Keeves is destined for wizardry.

[@Ascendens_Sleepy]

YES

[@Zomgltd]

B: reason being one hit archer is just an overpowered weapon which he has already done, perhaps just with extra bells and whistles.

[@CathakLinari]

"I drink it so it gives me powers." - Spiff So... Spiff is the source of the power, the tea just interacts with him

[@adm0iii]

Spiff _is_ tea, just in human form.

[@scotthana9258]

24:18 Looks like the ebony shield of fire suppression was pretty useless.

[@bengal4047]

Lmao

[@torva360]

B: let Reanu Keeves bring back the magic

[@masterzedric]

The 10* Knife is more valuable because it's actually useful for searing the meat for dinner. The 100* and 1000* Knife; not so much.

[@paulelderson934]

But how else will I know how a *RED HOT GLOWING 1000 DEGREE KNIFE VS PBJ SANDWICH* will interact with other objects?

[@NWolfsson]

Well, good luck searing at a whopping 10°, Farenheit or Celsius XD

[@masterzedric]

@@NWolfsson Still sets people on fire, so I guess it's Skyrim degrees.

[@phasesorel4301]

Reanu Keeves: *Starts to Power up* Spiff: "What does the scouter say!?" Hodd Toward: "I-Its over uhhh, what's that enchant percentage again?"

[@JH-zs6vh]

Phase Sorel Wohn Jick wants to know your location...

[@TheTrueChuster]

It's... 1009.

[@timothyjones4689]

I wonder how he would go on the legendary difficulty, would a dragon be able to withstand the butterknife of death

[@probablynotdanny4384]

I think some creatures are fire immune.

[@MrJonyish]

“900% fire resistance” I think you mean 900,000%

[@zhaxalats]

MrJonyish and he said 30 thousand when it was 300 thousand

[@flamingrubys11]

Funny enough in had a char that could just walk in fire and not give a fuck dragons were of no concern i was immune to all forms of base game magic my char was basically the end all be all jack of all trades

[@tada-kun982]

@@flamingrubys11 i had a char who absorbed all Magic! Burn a dragon with his own magicka 10/10

[@monkeymaniac8269]

I’d love to see some overpowered magic in Skyrim for once (as opposed to every other build which is thousand times more powerful)

[@lexort4204]

Well with the resto-loop method you can have UNLIMITED POWER...... I mean unlimited magic or instant magic regen or crazy high magic resistance but iirc there is sadly nothing you can really do to boost the damage output of magic.

[@ijustsawthat]

Spiff: places poison on courier Me: Nazeem! Place it on Nazeem!

[@ryanyount5433]

If your open for modding I recommend the mage build. The Apocalypse spells mod is amazing and adds a bunch of new spells. (also ordinator is great for a casual run-through, it helps with many RPG elements of the game with just modifying the perk system). Otherwise, go for the archer build I feel like just playing it makes it OP but it'll be cool to see how you do it.

[@brandonblodgett9381]

PS5: gets announced Todd Howard: There is Another

[@_tertle3892]

Platform for Skyrim

[@xr.3102]

Deadass can’t wait for PS5 graphics with Skyrim

[@Raven1024]

@@xr.3102 Might finally tie with PC.

[@yellakush4206]

@@Raven1024 they need to catch up with Xbox first

[@sugmabolzack4971]

@@yellakush4206 Yeah those Xboxes are insane, can you believe that it's not only the most cutting edge decade old technology in there, but it's also so well designed that it will break just in time for the next console "update"

[@kraanz]

Legend says, this universe (as well as several others) will cease to exist when Reanu accidentally punches himself. Reanu, naturally, will survive the event.

[@kriticalerror7176]

No one ever:.... Bethesda: heres an rpg thst has the most freedom in the world. *kills mammoth with butter knife*

[@l.c3994]

I ran into the Goat of the east empire warehouse too. I'm pretty sure it's there to show a stealth route to follow a certain dark elf during a thiefsguild quest.

[@XenoZbornak]

14:46 "Items enchanted are 30,000% stronger" uh, Spiff... that's 307,045 or three-hundred seven thousand forty-five. That's a big difference...

[@Theendman42]

Fun fact, getting up to 500,000+ is when the game starts crashing.

[@Bein_Ian]

Yeah, and when he goes to fight the dragon with the fire resistance potion it's 900000 % not 900 %

[@phildamaster7382]

Reanu Keeves: Daedric Prince of Bugs.

[@ericwood3709]

Or Daedric Prince of Glitches, just to avoid ambiguity :D

[@blackdragon6627]

Reanu keeves: daedric prince of glitches Namira: daedric prince of bugs

[@alturius4]

20:32 "Yea it's stabby time" *Continues to slash with the knife* Great logic there, Todd

[@poknberry5795]

The only danger of having such powerful enchanted items is the possibility that someone could steal them from you. Luckily in this game only the player can use pickpocketing.

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

That's why I make sure to never EVER use stolen items to make my God gear, I don't want a random guard to claim my godlike powers because I got bored and decided to let myself be arrested.

[@careless3241]

@@themonsterunderyourbed.7620 some stolen items like ingredients can still be used to make said God tier gear. I think unenchanted weapons can also be renamed once enchanted, if I recall that also gets rid of stolen status. I could be wrong about that last part. I havent played in years

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

@@careless3241 I know that ingredients could, but I'm not sure if naming enchanted gear changes it, better safe than sorry anyway.

[@careless3241]

@@themonsterunderyourbed.7620 it might have been smithing upgrades to it as well. Its been so long since I played, it's just one of those bugs like adding a fortify restoration potion when you do alchemy smithing or enchanting to massively boost it. Its an easy system to exploit lol

[@goofygoober779]

"Items enchanted are 30000% stronger" Actual text: 307000% stronger

[@goofygoober779]

@eagle PHD :'(

[@Nevvt0n]

"Good old East Empire Company - 100% not ripping off a completely different company with a similarish sounding name.. I know what your game is!" One second later: "Alright, we need to make our way inside the lovely East India Trading warehouse" - I see what you did there

[@JorneDeSmedt]

B, definitely B. I want to see more powerful mages.

[@Irlegitimatechannel]

B- Mage Reanu! You can just improve a bow while using a potion of smithing or whatever and 1-hit everything. I hope Reanu can Make Magic Great Again!

[@Dtothedon]

I want to see a tutorial on how to make a proper cup of tea by Spiff.

[@tremor230]

I can see the title already... "My tea is perfectly balanced!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mr-Money01]

DON’T FORGET THE SUGAR

[@geemcd]

Milk last, or Her Maj will come round your house and snap your nipples off x

[@alienbuer1588]

21:58 "Make it a fair fight" I think we are way beyond that at this point Mr. Spiff

[@Th0rzBanj0]

"Punch a hole in space and time with his bare hands" -Spiff 2020

[@austin-1993]

Reanu the mage! I can't wait to see his adventurous exploits.

[@sepharos2759]

22:35 What? I used this loop to make a fortify smithing potion and got my bow up to like 500 000 000 damage or something. It was so high that it couldnt be displayed in my inventory, i had to drop it on the ground and then when i looked at it it would show the damage

[@motodog242]

He said fortify archery potions, not fortify smithing potions being used to make a higher damage bow. Fortify Archery potions reach a point where they hurt the damage instead of increasing it.

[@allenholloway5109]

"My brain keeps wanting to call it the East India Company." That's everybody. Or maybe I'm just assuming things and it's just you and me.

[@therealcrisis8439]

No, no, I'm pretty sure that's about everybody as well

[@E2O10]

They could've called it "East Imperial Company" so that the acronym was at least the same.

[@The_Keeper]

Well it IS based on it soooo...

[@lennysmeerlap3585]

Definetely voting for mage reanu, cause I just wanna hear that "be careful with that fire" line.

[@xxshockwavexx8617]

Doctor: Reanu Keeves isn't real, he can't hurt you Reanu Keeves:

[@Femaiden]

next time you trigger a BSOD, if you look at it and say "Reanu Keeves" 9 times, he will appear behind you and split you from your groin to your gullet with the 1000 degree knife. try it i dare you

[@takechixd8771]

@@Femaiden Okay.. Feelin alright today, buddy?

[@TKNinja37]

Reanu Keeves: "That wasn't *particularly fantastic* of you." *pulls out seemingly innocuous butter knife*

[@SobeCrunkMonster]

negative value detected in originality points

[@NCRLouTenant]

You've reminded me that I need to go back to my maxed out non-combat magic run where I made my companion do all the fighting. High sneak and a full set of restoration buffing gear and never swing a weapon except in places where you are separated from your companion, and even then you can just summon fighters for you which I believe can also be buffer by illusion spells and restoration spells with a certain perk

[@the_Karma_Jockey]

Mage. Please, I need to see the magic system given the beating it deserves.

[@michaeldaigle7207]

Lol, you don't even know. Free spells. You can legendary illusion over and over with Harmony and make yourself level 200. Unlimited Kamehameha. Free heals. With 100 enchanting and alchemy, you could make a 100% reduction enchantment for every school of magic, and have room for 3 other combat enchantments on your rings, then 2 boot and 2 gauntlet enchantments that are empty to use as you please as well. I call it my god armor.

[@Magrijack]

I want to see you make Skyrim’s spells not terrible.

[@UlrichLeland]

You just download Midas Magic or Apocalypse-Magic of Skyrim.

[@casper191985]

What exactly is Skyrim?

[@dankcatsmemes9219]

casper191985 It’s being more powerful than Matt

[@Raptor0805]

the issue with the 100* knife being worth "less" is actually skyrim's limitation of enchanted/smith'd being limited to a 3 digit number, if you go to a shop, it'll be around 3k rather than 500

[@JoshuaBenitezNewOrleans]

The Spiff " A Or B" me: "yes"

[@heartbeat4atinman]

Archery buffs are bugged because archery is already broken enough in Skyrim.

[@nvr2late666]

@Jackie Tearie *resumes walking around with an arrow sticking out of his eye*

[@anthonyromanelli1392]

Reanu Keeves is so powerful he can revive dead memes to kill his enemies with

[@cooperdriskell3586]

Oh man, I made a knife named "Stabby" that does 122,000,000 damage, and a chest plate that gives either 5,000,000 or 3,000,000,000 health. Thanks for making these wonderful and inspiring me to get Skyrim again and have to a blast, Spiffer.

[@AidenPryde3025]

"STOP! You've violated the law by having a banned knife!" - Sadiq Khan

[@gamemaestro7253]

9:00 That's a wierd looking Cpu you got there

[@RegularCupOfJoe]

New method of cooling CPUs.

[@splintex862]

Glass.Cannon Thats not a CPU in this Picture

[@guidojacobs2002]

Reanu Keeves cast a novice ice spell on the computer, and that card was all that survived by being shielded by the GPU.

[@rendered3675]

Reanu Keeves: *quicksaves* Everyone in Whiterun: (chuckles) Im in danger

[@Anvilshock]

"We ONLY had about a hundred thousand subs" - Never have I met a man more humble than you …

[@grilledcheese4573]

I love that the potion of paralysis has a duration of 1 HOUR... like I guess I'll go fight Alduin, get food, come back and he'll sTILL BE IN THE SAME PLACE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@m3rasmus]

speedrunners be like: 2 minutes, take it or leave it

[@joannaatkins822]

Mage Reanu please Spiff, but I wouldn't be angry with a one hit arrow build either. Cheers, and enjoy your cup of tea.

[@Ravenoros]

You dont need glitches for that

[@cin2110]

04:30 you underestimate me spif I played way too much of this game

[@sjs9698]

i'd be more surprised at this point if i didn't immediately recognise a location in it tbh :S

[@madpetal1157]

I'm proud and very embarrassed of the fact that I know most caves and their locations by the interior of the dungeon

[@osotanuki3359]

You underestimate my power!

[@KuueenKumi]

13:38 "Get off Farengar. You're just making garbage" I died

[@KarmasAB123]

"How strong is that poison?" "DON'T TOUCH!"

[@walnzell9328]

Skyrim: Become immortal by using an exploit. Blades: Be able to beat the first dungeon by paying $10

[@piercelaw7165]

“I accidentally stole a horse oh no”

[@cooperton4949]

"this character is a God" -Brit *Struggles to fight a single vanilla dragon* Lol Coffee powered gods easily slay dragons ;-)

[@louisthegreat1686]

HERETIC

[@Ascendens_Sleepy]

Lol

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

and soda fueled gods wipe out life

[@peak_trolling2729]

Hail dem soda gods

[@OzzyskylerTheGreat]

4:23 OH he made it all the way to the solitude port.. nice 4:31 oh.. oh no.

[@JooJingleTHISISLEGIT]

same lol

[@CHILLIN2540]

Bethesda talking to their play tester: So, how many exploits did you find? Play tester: Y E S

[@CarolusBuchwurm]

7 dragons and he is just like: hihi that tickles.