Can You Play a Game of Subway Surfers.. Forever?

[@TheTekkitRealm]

I finessed this game...

[@braddah_ivon808]

TheTekkitRealm wassup bro how’s your day?

[@randomdude9767]

Verqcvr

[@Sirdeathvids]

Yes you did with that 365 day stream

[@blancogohan]

@@taiterobinson793 it's a bot playing the game

[@blancogohan]

@Gian Christof A. Jimenez it's a script playing there's many variants of them for different games

[@StoryAviraTime]

No matter how far you run, that police officer never loses weight

[@midst6171]

lol

[@HeythereItsmehaggasur]

LOLOL

[@nischallatad2379]

LoL 😂🤣

[@nischallatad2379]

That One Got Me 🤣😂♥️🔥

[@FractXD]

Lmfaoooo

[@CodexTestsYT]

Imagine being chased forever just because you did graffiti on a train.

[@HentaiJesus69]

Our taxes being put to work

[@parkerbench1843]

32 years*

[@Zyphore727]

@@parkerbench1843 bruh

[@bellyjelly0812]

Hell

[@phantomaviator1318]

GHOST RIDERS IN THE SKY

[@spocite]

364 days and 23 hours in: “THIS APP NEEDS AN UPDATE AND CANNOT BE USED”

[@Command.]

and 99milliseconds

[@smitashahi2668]

And 99 nanoseconds

[@spocite]

SHREYANSH SHAHI and 99 microseconds

[@smitashahi2668]

And 99 pectosecond

[@spocite]

SHREYANSH SHAHI I know but you skipped ahead

[@entityshadow1251]

Can we appreciate the policeman's dog. He is the strongest dog ever!

[@entityshadow1251]

@Isheanopa Marembo nope

[@Winter-bs2iz]

No, the police deserves more appreciation, he's so fat yet he works hards

[@JaydennnnLLLL]

@@entityshadow1251 yes sir we shall appreciate him.

[@Hockeyarcadeandcoins]

100th like!

[@entityshadow1251]

@@Hockeyarcadeandcoins 🔥🔥

[@SiriJohnson1]

Everyone: Poor kid! Me: how long is this one road?

[@ImaPizzaK]

Me: why did the trains go through each other

[@bensondunwoody4980]

LOOP bro

[@lxuis419]

perry ornitorrinco JOKE bro

[@basicallyshay6611]

Me: poor dog 😔

[@the_chillin_guy]

me: they are running faster and faster. so how do they have unlimited condition??? and how is the fat guy able to maintain this?????

[@rawkstar2630]

When I was a kid, there was rumor that if you went long enough, you would go into a train and run inside it

[@rdrgodkidbutonyoutube3663]

lol

[@flop-00]

That should be a thing lol wait a min my reply has 50 likes um thanks ig

[@laineanderson5234]

i remember a rumor of a "gas station"

[@Brahvim]

Floating point issues? Like in the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft? xD

[@ankiyaanimations7196]

I heard rumors where the kid just outruns the man and... You win! They say there's also a cutscene but that's a lie so who cares.

[@kingo_clubs9097]

When your mom says "ok just one more game"

[@bruh-nq1is]

haha so true

[@bruh-nq1is]

Kyle M um take a joke bro💀

[@neel5891]

lmaoo *U got 429 likes*

[@krypticfuzion413]

@@neel5891 529

[@Avigames230]

Hardcore mode:ON

[@barabongosindare1275]

So basically this kid skipped all his birthdays and hasn’t slept for centuries and hasn’t eaten and even hasn’t socialized just because he did graffiti? Damn thats dedication.

[@bluewind7988]

You think that's dedication, think about how much dedication the cop and his dog have chasing a kid for several centuries.

[@distorted2829]

Indeed.

[@wil_cardozaa]

Bruh millennia

[@roostermastermind]

Well, the policeman and the dog eather

[@toonterraminegamer1234]

@Hi And Bye he’s Ash Ketchum

[@okkkk111]

The person who’s getting chased, the Police and the dog: *can run for a year straight* Me: *gets tired for no reason*

[@ABC-tw1wi]

The *(* should be a ***

[@mushroomdance7756]

Good to stay hydrated tho

[@kitteny27]

The stupid bitch yes

[@SandiaBueno]

It's a game

[@liamarnold8918]

'.'

[@roofpieceontop2146]

“The brain is the most important organ” -Brain

[@marcus1744]

The brain named itself

[@louixxv1090]

Big IQ dude 👌🏽

[@jaywilliams9721]

Some brains are very dumb

[@ColdSummer98]

@@jaywilliams9721 coming from a brain

[@jaywilliams9721]

@@ColdSummer98 also coming from a brain

[@alsrig0420]

This game had such high graphics, when I was in school, and used to lag af on my iPhone 4 😂

[@davidmaya6363]

ALsRig really dang. Never thought it was out for that long

[@alsrig0420]

@@davidmaya6363 ikr those memories tho hahaa

[@davidmaya6363]

ALsRig 💯 it would just get faster and try to beat those Facebook people scores

[@alsrig0420]

@@davidmaya6363 I swear, but like some of my friends had like 999 million score just because they were using those mods and hacks Edit- friends from Facebook

[@itstrending8440]

@@alsrig0420 same my place keeps shutting the electricity so i played this all the time with the squad

[@nattiko8654]

When I was a kid, I had a clear picture in my head of a cutscene that would play at the end of the game: the train tracks break off at a cliff, the character jumps, grabs a special rope, and rolls down to his house, and the police officer, who is too heavy for the rope, stops and yells angrily after the character. I have no idea where I got that idea, but I believed in it with all my heart.

[@SeekingYaDoorsRoblox]

That’s surprisingly similar to what I had imagined up lol

[@queijonoob1160]

Plot twist: the subway is in a circle

[@KeripiK_CTMM]

actually you have a point

[@glatykoffi6672]

The subway is in a circle, and you run so much on the same spots that you end up destroying the thing and you fall into the holes your 32 years run made

[@gunlyte4661]

*Adventure Time - Infinite Train*

[@queijonoob1160]

@[ EnElCypher ] good idea.

[@rapstninja]

@@glatykoffi6672 u ran so fast and went around so long that u opened a crack in space and time and land in the garlands of subway surfers.

[@funnyeh1298]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that man who keeps running to catch him.

[@OniiRem]

They have infinite stamina its kinda amazing and he is always in pace with the kid

[@ocvoight2251]

Yeah but what ab the camera man

[@jaylac3778]

nahhh defund the police

[@ejgplays1949]

And still he is fat

[@masol3726]

The devs should make it so that the more he runs. The skinny the inspector becomes and at the end Jake shows him a mirror and then the inspector thanks jake.

[@3X_Lego]

Dallas “Minecraft has no gravity” Me dies of fall damage Bruhhhh

[@ElectroMadness300]

Donald Acheson you forgot the colons

[@Sirdeathvids]

Sand, gravel, concrete powder, water/lava: Am I a joke to you?

[@bulgaria9003]

Mc has 9.8 m/s²

[@kinnormax8759]

@@itstrending8440 wdym

[@justaserbiandoomer497]

@@kinnormax8759 idk

[@GhostsGraveyard]

Imagine how many mystery boxes you'd have to open at the end

[@lunac4tz]

YEAH

[@notfgc3607]

I was a weird kid- I would give the characters voices and at some point I reached the insanity point of imagining that Lucy was the cop’s daughter and he was running after her to punish her for ruining his trains. *Cough* *Cough*

[@blankhole5145]

Nice

[@DreddLypso]

Nice

[@beemerpepper282]

i actually do thst alot

[@hellohaveagoodday]

You created some fan lore lol

[@sleepyinnuendo]

same honestly

[@monkeyl-]

Imagine the game crashes and tells you to update it to play after 31 years

[@jack-rx4bf]

Ok so the likes

[@gamerweed6949]

turn of ur wifi whille playing

[@roberts207]

after 31 can also be 32

[@gamerweed6949]

@@mothzervania6720 u cant my guy

[@mothzervania6720]

@@gamerweed6949 why cause you played this bcoy and crashes cause your not updated that game for 31 years that you work

[@dion8306]

Imagine losing at the last seconds of the 32 years

[@wrcherry7689]

Imagine playing for 32 years

[@Pranav-xr3zy]

Imagine living for 32 years

[@Avicerox]

Imagine living at all.

[@pesciisthebestcharacter5100]

Imagine imagining

[@EHMM]

@@pesciisthebestcharacter5100 Imagine imaganing imaganing

[@wilb0401]

ok yeah the guy who put the graffiti on the train and the police officer running for forever are both extremely impressive, but imagine the people that built the railroad and seemingly infinite amount of trains

[@I_Hate_YouTube.]

Nah, he's just circling the earth

[@aabharao5416]

everyone : poor kids !! me : How the frick does one train go through another ??

[@sanuiii]

Because it has premeation.

[@Venom-rr1vg]

To fast 😕

[@deonr1]

*Todoroki*

[@Love_Lvna]

Shhhhh you know too much

[@sssenatorarmstrong3280]

@@deonr1 out

[@the-rickster]

Police officer: *I will transcend to the fourth dimension to catch this damn rapscallion. I will catch him one day. 34 years later, even when the world ceases to exist, I will avenge that poor train.*

[@pranay458]

Avenge that poor train..........- This cracked me up!!💀💀💀

[@agente7202]

*I will catch that kid! No matter what, even if my dog and human body no longer exist*

[@annyeonghaseyoclownimnida7987]

Lmfaooooo 💀🤣

[@capybara5879]

@DONT im here for the comments not reading some identifier

[@capybara5879]

@DONT i dont even have one so what about that huh

[@ICtheDuo]

*Can you play subway surfers forever* Well yes, but actually no

[@steev8083]

Yea

[@lilianafox7401]

It's a endless running game

[@Pēm̐cā]

True

[@jacobies]

You can't it endlessly generates new parts

[@lilianafox7401]

@@jacobies which means you play subway surf forever.

[@somerandomname3124]

So the canon ending to Subway Surfers is that the kid evolves past the mortal realm from all that running and ascends into heaven itself?

[@patricioabel2107]

Battery: Im about to end this man's whole career

[@thekingofbasketball06]

Charger: I'm about to help this man's whole career.

[@DrakoNotDraco]

Ice: Wssy

[@truthseeker3920]

Computers:Allow me to introduce myself.

[@truthseeker3920]

@RaceRider EXTREME Next level finishes very soon:I'm here to tell you right now... *WE DON'T CARE*

[@truthseeker3920]

@RaceRider EXTREME r/UDontHaveTheBrainToUnderstandHowToUser/whooosh

[@divinityyy130]

I remember back in like, 3rd grade somebody told me that at the end of the train track the police officer would give you a sandwich so then i started grinding the game for like 3 days straight I was very intelligent

[@FarisYKamal]

I could tell

[@thatfamiliarday5930]

You just really wanted that sandwich

[@Mini-se6cx]

@@thatfamiliarday5930 it must have been a good sandwich

[@isthatso.]

I also thought these games had an end

[@solostrings4056]

*MUST. EAT. SANDWICH.*

[@nathanielwindsor7679]

"Minecraft doesn't have any gravity" Literally the entire comment section: the exact same joke over and over again

[@dradel2050]

Well it's not our fault if Minecraft have gravity

[@doicaretho6851]

@@dradel2050 It's your fault if you make a worse version of someone else's joke

[@nwefe]

I like butter

[@Midnight-wh2bs]

@@nwefe See guys, *this* is the original comment we come down here to find.

[@FPSDrifter]

@@nwefe Truly a MASTERPIECE.

[@AllExistence]

The truth is, you actually stay in one place, and stuff moved around you. That's how devs avoid floating point errors far from center of the world.

[@doge8606]

just in subway surfers or all games?

[@AJ213Probably]

@@doge8606 It depends on the game. If you don't move far from the center of the world its not needed, but like for kerbal space program its needed for the world to move not you.

[@doge8606]

@@AJ213Probably ty for explaining

[@tikiiii23]

The kid became a god after running for the whole life span of the universe

[@Darthwarrior]

He becomes one punch man

[@rovenemesis]

He became boy over heaven

[@KidnapT]

He becomes a corpse

[@francoredstone4799]

But it was a bot😡😡😡 nobody played this game for so long,smh...

[@mohammadessa1365]

@@francoredstone4799 ok kid

[@Sultan-lv8sj]

Always used to wonder this back when I was a kid

[@faulbaul]

Who didn't though?

[@ermis_efth]

I remember being like, ok I can do this I can play for as long as possible and never die lol

[@l2blink337]

I was too dumb to wonder about this

[@xstarlightiplayrobloxs8389]

Neutral Bruh same 😂😂

[@itsallforpele]

Same, except with Temple Run

[@LordGreninjack]

Damn that kid must have eaten about 325 gummy vitamins to be able to run for that long

[@rybread8605]

Pretty specific number you got there

[@toy5073]

and he never overdosed

[@user-zv6hv9jn7v]

4 is enough

[@krystiankowalski7335]

1:55 “Minecraft doesn’t have any gravity” Sand and gravel: Am I a joke to you?

[@claudy8857]

Imagine playing for a year and when you lose the security guard gonna look like a JoJo character

[@johnacebuque4625]

Oh sheeet

[@FPSDrifter]

Stand User: Security guard Stand: Hellhound

[@nguyhiemnhan86]

Joseph vs Kars

[@hystericallover5989]

Stand User: Security Guard Stand Name: Speed King (its taken by a stand, but shhhhh)

[@msked-ktfgamiing1153]

A JoJo character before part 5*

[@dgyt27]

“Switch with your brother when you die”

[@harleysuks]

🤣🤣

[@vladimirirkhin]

-in game pro tip

[@dixiemcgee8535]

-ok

[@musteycraft]

In mario kart I will never lose

[@NihilisticVariable]

Without context, it’s pretty weird.

[@Trash_Can_Productions]

As someone with a little bit of development experience I would think that the reason why your points no longer register after that certain point is probably an overflow issue. Most variables have a set length that they can be depending on the language it's coded in, once the game tries to print the number with 1 more digit than it can handle it doesn't know what to do, and breaks. I hear a lot of metroid speed runners use overflow glitches by spamming certain commands in certain areas that already have really long lines of code. I don't know enough about the subject to be certain but at first listen that would be my thought!

[@koshkamatew]

Nope, it's just that 2147483648/2147483647 is the max number an unsigned 32 bit integer can register, after that when it tries to write a number it adds a digit to the one part which is responsible for positive/negative numbers since all the other ones are taken up, which obviously causes the number to... well... reverse.

[@getsturdy]

I love these "Farlands" Theories in games, it always makes me interested and also scares me a bit. More of that please Edit: thanks for all your likes and i like how i made a little community of people under my comment

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

Look up San Andreas you can reach the North on the map and the world starts melting like a eldritch horror

[@natbia5362]

Not the only one!!

[@adselamayori]

The far lands of space... I need to see them

[@IncognitoChannelNumbers]

@@Journey_to_who_knows link?

[@alchemy7843]

Ooh you should see Minecraft farlands

[@inaki.arambarri]

"I did a 365 days Subway Surfers game" he did *what*

[@merky1493]

holy shit thats a *year*

[@Thegoodgamerpro72jdq]

Rip sleep

[@ninjareal2830]

He uses bots

[@sivvinod3187]

A 365 day long subway surfers game.

[@nari6341]

I did 4 tasks in electrical without dying.

[@davidmaya6363]

I love this game. It was a childhood memory when there was no wifi 😂😂😂

[@raffayshahid6304]

IKR!

[@multinode]

Ye, I agree.

[@itsyaboiwan6416]

Same

[@hollytaylor1638]

Fucken ell man ow old are you la?

[@arthegoat0]

@@hollytaylor1638 are u drunk?

[@nubbx_playz]

"Minecraft doesn't have any gravity" Sand block: "hold my gravity"

[@razygdash]

Everybody gansta till the cop's weight gets under the 32-bit limit.

[@thedoublessymbol]

64 bit*

[@dan00b8]

@@thedoublessymbol i bid 256 bit

[@skplash4631]

@@dan00b8 isshdbeheicudhfue8fndjd9e

[@falcongamer58]

@@thedoublessymbol 32*

[@thedoublessymbol]

@@falcongamer58 64*

[@vasudevan333]

This guy sounds like ParashockX

[@brutalblizz]

if i die, the video ends -subway surfers

[@compassfn]

Darth Omni lmao

[@SmogusMcbongus]

He is ParashockX.

[@ssamerop]

He sounds like pewdiepie

[@abhinav_iyengar]

I was just going to comment this

[@kalliforsyth1478]

Simple answer: no TheTekkitRealm: *creates a seven minute no *

[@Wolterhon]

That's how youtube works

[@arcticwolf2424]

Watch time my guy 💵

[@auroraantheia8537]

thanks-

[@FartSmeller995]

Thank you

[@gurshanie]

thats like saying every what if question on youtube should be one second long with no proof or explanation

[@ladyalicent705]

This video made me realise how scary the subway surfers world is when you really think about it, the cop literally chases you to the ends of the Earth, moving trains will either hit stationary trains that you’ve already passed or just stop existing once they pass you, trains are stopped in the middle of nowhere, the subway never ends and neither the kid or the cop ever sleep, drink or eat for thousands of years. They forget who they were before, there whole lives just becoming running and running and running, the kid can’t even remember why the cop is chasing him, and the cop can’t even remember why he is chasing him or what his life even was before this because its been so long. It’s terrifying when you think about it.

[@p.mil.1147]

"So the universe will have propably died of heat death until then" Procceds to explain that the whole thing takes 32 years

[@angelwilson9312]

Exactly

[@angelwilson9312]

He predicted the void is coming

[@lazar2071]

He said how long a human would take to do that

[@Z9R.]

@@lazar2071 who said only one human?

[@Greaust]

This man just predicted that the universe will succumb in to the void by 2052

[@kifflom498]

Ok boomer

[@Greaust]

@@kifflom498 wut

[@the-hd5cx]

not yeet man You think you're fucking funny?

[@ay7164]

@@kifflom498 ok zoomer

[@comradeviper4054]

By 2052? Bruh I'd be surprised if it doesn't come by December 2020...

[@evehellod9776]

This video: "You can only play Subway Surfers for 32 years" Me: Are you challenging me?

[@cherrysoda.]

Please no unless you wanna run your phone and keep it on with a bot running for 33 years... That'll be hard.

[@aniessuh8244]

A Legend says that he's playing for 5months from today

[@notepic6242]

@@aniessuh8244 yeah and another legend says he is actually just living a normal life and people says he is still play and he legend

[@edwinhuang9244]

@@notepic6242 Legend has it that some people don't get jokes.

[@notepic6242]

@@edwinhuang9244 when did you know i didnt get the joke?another legend says some people just random comments

[@YamadaTori]

Sad thing is, the creator of the games son got chased on on train railtracks and got stuck under the rail, and got hit by the train. The game is taken place of the craetors son.

[@youarethecssformyhtml]

And the guardian or the police whatever he is... was trying to warn him but sadly, the kid died.

[@Roxyismyfav]

R.I.P The Son 😭😭😭😭🙏🏽

[@kiarara7014]

…wow.

[@naruti3992]

Nope lol whats ur source internet?

[@sumansaxena2277]

@@naruti3992 "Subway Surfers real life story!!!😥😱😱😱😱😱 100% real!" is his source.

[@KiziBro7]

Imagine opening all the mystery boxes after that run

[@expeditootavio]

Yes.

[@oceanexblve884]

Another 32 years

[@wyattevans1536]

When I was a kid I spent all my brothers keys on continues Edit: he had like 100 too

[@toku3469]

Lmao

[@wyattevans1536]

pseudo he was pissed

[@toku3469]

@@wyattevans1536 well dam

[@Nalyanya]

@@wyattevans1536 peace was never an option

[@UnknownPerson-lt2ul]

I would be pissed too 😂

[@Lowdave]

I think you could... I'd still watch a super long stream of your bot playing it lol

[@conorcollins209]

Lowdave lol

[@r410gaming30]

Can I get subscriber from here?

[@r410gaming30]

Can I get subscriber from here?

[@isjustmichael]

@@r410gaming30 no.

[@blancogohan]

@@r410gaming30 no

[@s-b9ifjry7732]

Imagine running for 32 years when the potential community service or jail time would be far less.

[@acekechi]

That police guy has unseen levels of dedication that outmatch even gods

[@spacex6997]

​@DONT I didn't ask

[@completelyhelpless3962]

You ever thought it's weird that almost every moving train you pass will crash into another train the moment it goes off camera?

[@youarethecssformyhtml]

Yes 😂😂

[@completelyhelpless3962]

@Soggy Android I understand that it's because the game is an "infinite" runner that only renders what's on screen. What I mean is that in-universe, most of these trains are going to crash into walls/trains the moment they're out of your vision.

[@Poopfan101]

@Soggy Android bruh you sound like a nerd based on your comment history 💀

[@grandplat3462]

Ive caught it happening on my screen about twice.

[@jarate8076]

@@Poopfan101 how do you look at comment history?

[@feketerigo3351]

no one: my brother when he says I can play after him

[@sebastiancabezas5078]

the "no one:" trend is useless. It actually adds nothing to the joke like why the fuck does it exist just remove it from the joke holy shit

[@lynverse9967]

@@sebastiancabezas5078 Nobody asked. Some people like it.

[@autisticchimp3568]

@@sebastiancabezas5078 no one: Sebastian Cabezas: the no one trend is useless

[@sangenan1]

Nice

[@sangenan1]

@@autisticchimp3568 yea *iTs BIg BrAiNN TIME*

[@kwebobus]

Man, Tetris does have an end, and it’s amazing. As you reach a certain amount of points which I dom’t clearly remember, there will be one of the following endings: The first one shows something like the Kremlin and a bunch of videogame characters such as Link, Kid Icarus and a few from Mario games. After showing all the points and stats, pieces of the building will basically start taking off like little rockets till it’s all gone. The second one shows the same building that basically takes off as a whole rocket, and yeah that’s basically it. The last ending just shows the Kremlin again, but this time there’s an actual rocket takin’ off. I believe in the very first version there was yet another ending showing just some Russian guys dancing. I might have fucked up the order of the endings a little.

[@nishaagar]

Well that kid would have become a man before dissapearing so that means he just spent his whole life running in an infinite cycle-

[@RegularRobloxian2487]

Oof

[@ZHH_Studios]

*o o f*

[@idonthaveaname6029]

F in reply to pay respect

[@idonthaveaname6029]

F

[@fs1-]

U

[@bulgaria9003]

"Minecraft doesn't have any gravity" Sand, snow, dragon egg, anvil, gravel: *Are we jokes to you?* I will shoutout the latest liker for every hundred likes this comment gets! Reply to me if you are the 100th like out of the 100!

[@el_Miguel_]

Fall damage has entered the chat

[@ZeroSensed]

What about concrete powder

[@bulgaria9003]

Yeah

[@franciscobranco9506]

Snow?

[@thewolfman5362]

@@franciscobranco9506 bedrock edition feature. Snow layers will fall when the block under them is broken.

[@bonniebunnygamez6388]

An elite soldier can run for 17 seconds, but a child and a fat middle aged policeman can run for eternity and never get tired

[@majot511]

The poor dog with its little legs running for 32 years :(

[@coemcoem7070]

Oof

[@keanlol682]

That dog would of died 2 of 3 times.

[@yourcerealguy]

@@keanlol682 wow you must have a good health plan

[@keanlol682]

@@yourcerealguy lol

[@flowey3174]

b u f f p u p r s

[@turboligma9927]

*CAN YOU PLAY SUBWAY SURFERS FOREVER* Me: Yes'nt

[@lucasvillamil5404]

Hahan't

[@jubusch]

AguaSeca Loln’t

[@Grahm124]

J. Busch loln’t

[@quandinhminh7020]

LMAO'nt

[@Grahm124]

Quan Dinh lmaon’t your good at this

[@mildcheesecake692]

So basically, after 32 years of playing the game straight, Jake’s world and everyone he knows and loves will be gone. Damn. This would have never happens if he didn’t draw graffiti on the train.

[@chandupolli774]

Ya

[@otpezdal]

Whe whole world is doomed only because of a graffiti? Damn, that a butterfly effect plot

[@avinashkhandre0321]

@@otpezdal indeed!

[@legiblegraph2572]

1:55 except minecraft doesn’t have any gravity Gravel, sand, concrete powder, anvils and scaffolding: am I a joke to you

[@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry]

Red sand, suspicious sand, and suspicious gravel: am I also a joke

[@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry]

Water and lava: we are the jokiest jokes to ever joke :(

[@OmniSync]

​@@GiveMeMeatballsImHungrysus sand and sus gravel didnt exist

[@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry]

@@OmniSync shit my bad I forgot

[@gerpc74]

Bros pfp 💀

[@senpaitxng]

This probably is the longest game in history

[@Fancyfool]

*Chrome no internet game would like to speak to the manager*

[@clydee6886]

Offline dinosaur game: an I joke to you?

[@senpaitxng]

I forget chrome games XD

[@trulygreg2139]

Temple run: am I a joke to you?

[@big_joe_8478]

Cough cough*

[@Pneumonoultramicroscopicsi-r9g]

I remember playing for two hours straight nonstop and got over 7mil.

[@lilianafox7401]

I have 7.4 million

[@mercy5972]

ADRIAN MARQUEZ i had 12million

[@noblescorpio6495]

For some reason I got 20mil once

[@noblescorpio6495]

Btw I used a shit ton of boosters etc lmao

[@Pneumonoultramicroscopicsi-r9g]

Damn and everyone is still better than me XD

[@flix3119]

LMAOO MY GRANDMA TOLD ME SHE MADE IT TO THE VILLAGE IM DEAD

[@helmutDerFahrer69]

good theority

[@rasta1999]

Org indo? Krn profilmya ...

[@mikadosannoji553]

nice selfie

[@ZHH_Studios]

???

[@Starry_Horizons]

That's just a theory a GAME THEORY AAND CUT

[@djaccountisbfisbx3880]

Police Officer: *runs approximately 10,000,000 miles* Metabolism: yeah no

[@verystupidmoron]

theres food metabolism and sleep metabolism. which one you talking about?

[@harshgautam7746]

Everyone's talking bout cop being fat buy if he becomes thin he would catch up

[@Logan_Barnes43]

Yup

[@DerGecko92_old]

Oh no

[@yournamegoeshere7584]

he still wouldn't because he died of exhaustion

[@Luci_Diavol]

He's already in arm's reach, it wouldn't take much

[@Takoyakixi]

"Minecraft doesnt have any gravity" Sand and gravel : am i a joke to you? Concrete powder, primed tnt and anvil : are we a joke to you? edit : i forgot some parts but thanks i guess for saying the stuff i forgot and uhh idk

[@ankiyaanimations7196]

H-how can you jump???

[@savaesmek]

@@ankiyaanimations7196 alt f4

[@raelgranados4308]

@@savaesmek r/wooosh

[@savaesmek]

@@raelgranados4308 how the fuck am i wooshed dude

[@TheJinx64]

Rael Granados r/itswooooshwith4os

[@KT-rp9tx]

Coming back after 31 years to see if anyone got there yet.

[@Yuna_Kobayashi]

Ok

[@vidrumasimha4044]

Imma leave a comment here so that 31 years later I’ll get to know if anyone’s got there yet

[@Skoaqua]

@@vidrumasimha4044 Me2

[@RonitGoku]

Me 3

[@TheWeimarRepublik]

lol me fourth :D

[@Govind-jc4xp]

That BOY and the COP who chasing him can solo the animeverse,dc,mcu and the entire fiction.

[@roundabout5593]

My god, I remember being like 6 or 7 when playing this and I always thought there was an end, I thought you get to somewhere, I have been playing that game too much.

[@etlttc353]

Yeah same

[@steev8083]

@@etlttc353 me too

[@banned2911]

UAreNotGood 1234 same

[@sheebahaq8761]

Same

[@yourmother9766]

Same

[@athenathechesscub7162]

imagine if the game breaks at 31 years and 365 days, lol, everyone would be so mad

[@randomhutaomain209]

That’s literally 32 years not counting the extra days in leap years

[@squidwardtentacles7055]

Sooooomebody doesn't know the length of a year....

[@DrakeRing]

@@squidwardtentacles7055 365 days 6 hours makes an year. 6 hours were still left. GIT GUD(jk)

[@RMSLusitania]

r/woooosh

[@pgo9254]

@@RMSLusitania r/stfuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@TheXsychic]

Him: Minecraft doesn’t have gravity Me: Laughs in gravel

[@Zaravioli]

Laughs in sand

[@thnxm8]

Laughs in anvil

[@lorenzosilveira5278]

Laughs in water

[@chaoticproductions2522]

Laughs in Lava

[@blepan5776]

*laughs in mobs*

[@20TrillionTrees]

"So, Subway Surfers is a game where you run forever from an overweight cop who, uh pretty much will end up being skinnier than you by the time that you finally end up dying"

[@mattrivera2429]

"Minecraft doesn't have any gravity" Anvils, Sand, gravel.

[@pooferss6056]

And concrete powder.

[@oplkfdhgk]

Also the player model

[@Reevro]

Mobs.

[@necronicles]

Entities

[@Reevro]

Tnt.

[@jadhavbrotherscricket3281]

I always wonder that this dude never gets tired Running forever. Maybe having boost which is the secret of his energy. Same for the security guard and dog. Lol!

[@luxalaney1089]

"overweighted cop who is probably gonna be skinnier than you by the time you die" I couldn't stop laughing,

[@armedwithwings6668]

That policeman who followed the kid for 32 years before collapsing into a black hole and transcending to the 69th dimension is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will.

[@TheIceCreamWizard]

“Minecraft doesn’t have any gravity” Almost everything with sentience: am I a joke to you?

[@Alexander-qq6ub]

KeanuBodypillo g in game sentience. Calm down my man

[@TheIceCreamWizard]

KeanuBodypillo g most mobs?

[@thecodingpro11]

Sand, Gravel, and Anvils too

[@nomine8428]

When it takes 7 minutes and 42 seconds to answer a yes or no question

[@ziqrsx]

If you look closely. You are slightly turning left all the time. So basically, *Its just one big loop around a country.*

[@SonnerOusn]

M

[@matt309]

@@SonnerOusn N

[@shibba2517]

@@matt309 O

[@zoeoe26]

Krupier X P

[@kubekkubkowy1849]

@@zoeoe26 R

[@9NGMR]

Can we just appreciate the hard working citizens keeping up the electricity needed for the trains and the train drivers. They really deserve our respect.

[@ghb323]

4:43 so you literally beat the game.

[@Fate_37]

The fact that the guard still chases the boy for that long just shows his dedication.

[@sodaithink]

*Top 10 Questions Science Still Can’t Answer*

[@rightt7439]

“Accept Minecraft doesn’t have any gravity” Sand,Gravel,concrete powder: am I a joke to you

[@jorosssupercars7318]

When you run farther, you’ll become faster So 32 years later, you will run as Naruto in subway surfers now

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

A CPM player. Thats rare.

[@sagemiller7990]

no it stays at a certen speed after a while

[@marikuma88]

TheTekkitRealm: *Minecraft has no gravity* Sand blocks: *Are you sure about that?*

[@negativevibes6091]

@Malika Usmanova thank you for making a unoriginal comment

[@marikuma88]

@Negative Vibes ?????

[@greminboye]

*sad concrete powder, red sand, scaffolding, anvil, and dragon egg noises*

[@juniorgarcia9383]

Sad gravel noises

[@m3ng252]

I may be sounding stupid here, but you have the exact same voice and mannerisms as ParashockX. Are you the same??

[@astick1715]

I actually thought of that too XD

[@Someone-em8xd]

Me too!

[@melleohii]

idk but parashock's voice is a little bit thicker

[@gambello1195]

And CGmatter

[@redox_playz2428]

Yes its his Old channel

[@spud6026]

Imagine running thru space and time forever just to escape a cop...

[@ResaV]

its actually 32 years not forever

[@anemxia9393]

I sometimes imagine that, if the game had an ending, it would be the kid you’re playing escaping the officer and going home. I guess I just like endings like that

[@alizium1]

That police officer is like me, no matter how much i run, im still fat. 😑

[@basirroslan9727]

Damn that train track must be one of the longest track world have ever seen. Kudos to those who build it

[@JuanR4140]

I remember my mom playing this game once. She was very good at it. I don't know how long she lasted in one game but I think it was either 5 or 10 minutes or more. She was doing amazing, and then out of nowhere the map seemed to stop generating. There was a huge black tunnel up ahead. It looked completely black, nothing that was visible inside. She was ABOUT to make inside the dark tunnel but a train got her and she lost. Never again have I seen the dark tunnel since :/

[@TheGirlAndBoy]

creepypastas: WHO DARES CHALLENGE ME!?!?!?!?

[@LuquiTheFarmer]

Lol good creepypasta

[@nel7260]

Can you play subway surfers forever? My battery life: *denied*

[@Axonaki27]

Stole the comment

[@bababooey6521]

BackUp 02 I don’t care

[@user-jo6go1hd2b]

It isn't possible, because the score number would overflow. And even if it'll not overflow, the number would take more device memory, so once the memory will be full and game will just freeze.

[@TurkeyBoy-gb8xu]

Best answer , I agree

[@user-jo6go1hd2b]

@@TurkeyBoy-gb8xu wow I didn't know my computer knowledge can sound good

[@TurkeyBoy-gb8xu]

@@user-jo6go1hd2b :D

[@exomite1865]

FACTS

[@davidburke4101]

Your answer was right but your reasoning was wrong. The numbers simply continued to overflow back and forth until a hardcoded limit where the game just stops trying but still continues without crashing. Also, even if the game was coded to use more 32 bit registers to hold a larger number you'll probably never reach the point where a single number fills up the memory. Each 2,147,000,000 (rounded) takes up 32 bits, and a GB is 8 million bits. So to fill up a single gigabyte with a number, you'll need to reach 568 quadrillion. 8 Billion divided into 32 bit chunks that are then multiplied by 2,147,000,000 gets us this value. Keep in mind that it took 32 years just to get to about 105 billion (50 cycles of 2,147,000,000). To get to 1 trillion that's 304 years. To get to a quadrillion thats 314,000 years. To finally fill up a GB, you'll need 178 million years of gameplay. Seeing as modern smartphones have anywhere from 8-12 gigs of space, and the fact that this is the most inefficient way to store large numbers, you really could have the game go on effectively forever if the only limitation was a really large number.

[@kingarth0r]

Bro spent 7 minutes not talking about anything

[@nicolasrmnromania7136]

Tekkit: *plays subway surfers for an entire year* His coins in game: *stonks*

[@eucliid2370]

Fun fact: This was recommended to you.

[@moonlightsunrise536]

Yep

[@draganakojic3583]

No

[@eucliid2370]

Dragana Kojic You’re telling me you searched this up? Lol

[@cerealbox4694]

Yeah

[@Zikeal-d4l]

@@eucliid2370 We are on the internet and anyone can do whatever they want and there's nothing you can do about iit.