Cancerous Ecelebs Present: Top Ten Hottest Female Sonic Character's

[@EllyStranger]

Disclaimer: This video was reuploaded as a joke between friends because we thought it was funny. Turns out even toxic individuals can find a video you like. If you harass the individual in the video, you're a pretty big scumbag. Leave your stupid comments here instead of bothering them.

[@nicholas3445]

Gotta ask since its been a question rattling around in my brain for a while now. Are you the original creators of the video (because you said you only re-upload it) and if so, was the original intent of the video to be satirical or to share a genuine opinion? I still can't tell whether the individual in the video is making fun of sonic fans or if they're a sonic fan themselves.

[@marcusgabriel8365]

I just searched this up for nostalgia and just now you comment on this after 12 years?

[@nicholas3445]

@@marcusgabriel8365 I assume it's because of the attention this video has been receiving from Dunkey and Doobus Goobus both referencing it in recent videos.

[@EllyStranger]

@@nicholas3445 No I'm not the person behind the video, but the person behind the video still gets comments on their new videos about this. Yeah I think this video is funny. No, I don't bother him about it. I think it's pretty mentally ill to do that to a guy. (Which eceleb fans tend to be, as they create cults of personalities around literal losers.)

[@yakkyrwhackr]

I would never harass this legend

[@drinklisterine8479]

She's attractive and is the size of an average human mother

[@allwrathnograpes]

MOMMY O M M Y

[@MajorMandyKitten]

Gotta love that rilf.

[@tashikkuu8813]

Woah mama

[@jeremytittle1328]

1 2 button my shoe 1 2 3 4 5 ahhh ahhh ahhh 1 2... 2 10 year olds... 1 2 3... 3 arcs of hair sticking out Amy's forehead.. 1... 1 undeniable erection

[@10colej]

ShemyDjent LMFAO

[@ultimateweeabootrash]

My absolute favorite part of this video is how 90% of the entries are just him saying "This character has hair, and that's pretty hot."

[@professorfukyu744]

He likes lots of hair.

[@globurim]

Don't most of us like hair?

[@robertlupa8273]

Trichophilia Yes, that is a real word.

[@PewPew_McPewster]

Hair IS pretty hot ngl, a good weave can boost ANYONE'S physical appearance by a lot.

[@morgantodd3748]

Not only was Guptil leaving Bunnie Rabbot off the list factually incorrect, it also cost us the cringekino of what he'd say about her and the things that put her on his list. The long braid she grows out would definitely be one of the things that puts her high on the list of Sonic females. And besides, not only does she have a leather jacket and cowboy hat, but "Rocket boosters AND an arm cannon?! Woah mama!"

[@woppll]

My absolute favorite part about this video is that it’s about how hot the characters are and yet the only time he brings up their looks is when he talks about her hair

[@quantumblur_3145]

Triangle fetish

[@thecianinator]

He just has a profound respect for the art of cosmetology

[@KindlyUmbreon]

You forgot about when he said Vanilla was the size “of an average human mother”

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Or how he wants to motorboat the fruitbat.

[@BigT.Larrity]

​@@DistractedGlobeGuywho doesn't tbh

[@trashhuman3977]

"Her forty-five degree ponytail makes her look like a native american" I fucking choked on my water

[@evanweaver1060]

When getting ready for a powwow, you have to make sure the angle of your feather/ponytail is exactly 45 degrees. If it’s so much as 1 degree off, you’ll be disowned and kicked off the res.

[@henrynelson9301]

I like how Amy is attractive because she has “three big very smooth arcs of hair”

[@quadenetienne]

coming out her forehead i might add

[@theredspirit2090]

And wears a dress

[@sirunfunny8042]

Where else do you see that

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

I can be attractive, too. My dreams have been realized!

[@yoghurtlord1745]

I tell you hwat though, she ain't the size of an average mother

[@Neotenico]

Schrodinger's Satire: When you can't possibly believe that someone would make a piece of media without it being a joke, but it's delivered with such convincing sincerity that you have no way of knowing if it is or isn't ironic.

[@SpeedKing..]

naww it's called poes law buddy

[@ProGremlinPlayer]

I can assure you, this isn't satire, this was made completely unironically.

[@Raccoonik]

this can't be real dude, I'm in stiches here

[@mckstellar1005]

Based on his own pinned comment I think hes dead serious 💀

[@downwardtumble4451]

If only we could see her take wing…

[@ZombiFiedPT]

"She's attractive and the size of an average human mother." This video is the GOAT.

[@psychicpants8856]

What that doesn’t turn you on?

[@curbyour____9506]

*"Numero Ocho"*

[@AleK0451]

@supersoniclegend 3 delicious feet

[@henrynelson9301]

Why does he want multiple characters to be his mom

[@AleK0451]

@@henrynelson9301 no, he wants them to be his mommy

[@malcolmmorin]

It's widely known that Vanilla carries the exaggerated swagger of an average human mother.

[@detectivemadoka69420]

Lmaoooooooooooo

[@zaccwiggins]

His fucking reasonings for why they’re hot will always be the funniest part of this video. He seems to have a thing for long hair, mothers, and ethnic royalty.

[@killerqsthird1001]

“The size of an average human mother” Ah yes a very common metric.

[@ironic7583]

Americans will use any excuse to not use the metric system

[@punchy207]

@@ironic7583 cause its lame ass hell measuring in mothers is fun

[@elbraguetabierta]

freud wheezing in his grave rn

[@bruhboi7935]

Hey babe I'm the height of a average human mother

[@PALACIO254]

@@bruhboi7935 if only we could see take wing

[@reillyscanlan7985]

Chris O'Neill knows this video by heart.

[@magnesjberg24]

He was the original author

[@99cents49]

Which video does he mention it in? I think it’s actually two videos, both in the worms series. I can’t find it!

[@jeroen26]

@@99cents49 he mentions it in "worms drive me bananas"

[@jamesondrinker]

His eyes roll into the back of his head while reciting it

[@MrDjtronfeo]

@@OfficerHotpants explain.... How do you know that????

[@jaystar7219]

this is easily in my top 10 favorite videos ever made. His weird obsession with hair, overuse of the word "female," and wonderful quotes such as "What a price to pay!" "Look at that pony tail! now we're talkin'!!!" "if only we could see her take wing." Every line and frame in this video is absolutely perfect

[@WillofTheron]

"1, 2, button my shoe!!" Had me rolling. He said it with such genuine excitement

[@tharedhoodie2587]

"She's attractive, and is the size of an average human mother." I was rolling.

[@gamemations5066]

Epic

[@kx7500]

“One! Two! Three! Four! FIVE! AHH AAH AAHHHH!!” “Anyways...”

[@williammcghie3443]

"You could play in thr Himalayas for hours"

[@JasperOnari]

>Makes list of hottest female sonic characters > "Who wouldnt want to flirt with any male, any time, anywhere?" This man is truly a complex individual

[@larsfrommars]

bisexuality

[@clarinettispaghetti8279]

@@larsfrommars whoa he's bisexual, I didn't know that.

[@aseheavyindustries798]

"average human mother"

[@BlueSparxLPs]

Well, he does start the video out by calling Sonic himself attractive. I'd say that's case closed.

[@thenablade858]

If he came back and made a Top 10 Hottest Male Sonic Characters then it would either cause world peace or premature heat death of the universe.

[@DunmeriDrain]

I always wanted a girl that I can call "the average size of a human mother"

[@AiGeneratedWaluigi]

All human non mothers are usually shorter

[@DUFFAL02]

I’m convinced he used “mother” because he had been saying female the whole video and wanted to change it up… because mothers aren’t a different size from any other woman😭

[@keystrix3704]

_"Vector the Crocodile falls in love with Vanilla the Rabbit. Kinda silly, don't you think?"_ Says the human gushing over 9 different animals.

[@Hawqer]

So this is what Ben Shapiro was doing In high school.

[@soy1700]

Christ

[@ApolloVIIIYouAreGoForTLI]

Makes perfect sense...

[@hedgefund1844]

FUCKING LMFAO

[@dabatman2701]

I wonder if Ben's wife's boyfriend knows he was into Sonic Palcomix?

[@Tomani02]

Lmao

[@togglebott7748]

Things that make you attractive: Being blue-colored Being the height of an average human mother Having 3 very smooth streaks of hair Wearing a dress Droopy eyes Very long feathers Looking humanoid Controlling fire Having a ponytail that makes you look like a native-American Having an attitude different from the other females Cascading quills and hair Long ponytail

[@jordon8658]

Imma gonna add all those together to create the perfect sonic oc

[@lucasgoodwin280]

I can understand “looking humanoid” but the rest is questionable

[@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow]

Don't forget being able to fly

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

So being cybergoth?

[@Jacksonrox13]

Don't forget, "not doing much".

[@fungi1]

this feels like something old matpat would make

[@codycarney2311]

No I don't even think he would stoop THIS low.

[@thecupofno]

It's giving early Vsauce vibes (look at his first videos).

[@nbMstr-kg5fw]

I swear matpat did a top 10 sexiest female characters in video games but I can’t find it anymore

[@Chris_winthers]

​@@codycarney2311Watch the game theory boobs video

[@stealthguy7249]

grab yourself a glass of OJ and a celery stick and lets game

[@rubyrotten]

That’s the best Zach quote ever

[@Chris-iw1iz]

Open your gamer juice and take a swig!!

[@Thecrazymerio]

Too much sugar in OJ.

[@bohunkerdonk5200]

i absolutely refuse to believe that this wasnt the result of a lost bet

[@doctorm3518]

Idk man he sounds pretty serious

[@potatoman7028]

Why tho

[@themendorean]

He is a sonic fan ! He probably considered this video his peak in life

[@the_aclo]

@@themendorean or look back at this and feel dread

[@ashuraomega7113]

Nah this is 100% genuine.

[@Nerdtendo6366]

“The Sonic Universe might also be classified as Hot Chick Heaven” Pure Gold

[@KiIIroy]

*_NOw We'Re TaLkiNG_*

[@dr.aisaitl7439]

One, two *button my shoe!*

[@stockicide]

Whether this video is ironic or serious, it is a thing of beauty and we should cherish it.

[@whitedastardly2938]

All good genuine cringe should be archived and protected

[@ya9ya10]

this is dead serious

[@DrEarthwormRobotnik]

This guy is 100 percent legit

[@keitou7709]

Cringe is a valuable resource

[@JessmanChicken86]

Why do people think it's ironic? He was obviously being serious.

[@boxofcereal]

List of things that this guy looks for: Hair Dress Size of an average human mother Strength of an olympian athlete Sorry to any ladies lacking these attributes, you're nothing in the eyes of the great Guptil

[@quantumblur_3145]

I have all these things except the dress and strength. Working on at least one of these as we speak. On my way to becoming member of the sequel list

[@blobbita]

@@quantumblur_3145 so you got hair and youre a size of a woman?

[@quantumblur_3145]

@@blobbita approximately

[@atanaZion]

@@quantumblur_3145 Hot

[@saneindividual184]

Lyrics: Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's blue colored and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females, the Sonic universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven" because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it will make you love the franchise even more! And since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I've been inspired to make a top 10 list of the most beautiful female Sonic characters. Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice, and try not to reach through the screen because HERE WE GO! 10: Try this question on for size. Who chases and hugs Sonic all the time and wields a powerful hammer? Why it's Amy Rose of course! Though more of a cutie than a hottie, you can't deny the fact that she's still attractive. Two things that make her attractive are the fact that she wears a dress, and when have you ever seen 3 big, very smooth arcs of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't! So once again, Amy Rose is lovely; that is until she goes berserk and starts hitting stuff with her hammer. Who's at number 9? It's this alien plant girl from a distant planet. Cosmo, from Sonic X. She arrived on the character's planet to deliver a message saying that the galaxy was under attack by a force called the Metarex. She doesn't do much except tell people to stop fighting and focus on the real matter at hand. The real reason she lands at the #9 is that she becomes Miles "Tails" Prower's sweetheart, something Tails needed for a long while. Numero Ocho. Cream the Rabbit's mother, Vanilla. She's attractive and the size of an average human mother. What really surprises me about her is that the leader of Team Chaotix, Vector the Crocodile, falls in love with her. Kinda silly, don't you think? She's another character that doesn't do much, but in a season 3 episode of Sonic X, she helps Chris Thorndyke get into space to fight the Metarex along with Sonic and friends. What number's next? Seven, of course. Wave the Swallow from Sonic Riders. People always root for the good guys, but sometimes, the bad guys steal the show. Her mechanical IQ is equal to Tails. She also happens to be the smartest member of the Babylon Rogues. I wonder why she isn't the leader. Like Jet the Hawk and Storm the Albatross, her specialty is riding the air-boards called "Extreme Gear". With two very long and smooth feathers extending from her head to her calves and droopy eyes, Wave will rock your socks. If only we could see her take wing. Numero Six. Tikal the Echidna from Sonic Adventure 1. Named after an ancient Mayan city of the same name, Tikal is the daughter of Chief Pachacamac. She's yet another character that hardly does a thing except beg her father to stop being so greedy. She also traps herself inside the Master Emerald so that the water god Chaos doesn't reign terror upon the land. When you're the daughter of a person in the highest power, you need to look your best and Tikal delivers perfectly. That's why she's #6. Number #1, #2, #3, #4, #5! Ah-Ah-Ahhh! Mina Mongoose from the Sonic Archie comics. How could you go wrong with a girl that looks like this? She can run nearly as fast as Sonic and she went from being a Freedom Fighter to being a popstar singer. Next to Princess Sally she looks more humanoid than the other characters. Who could top someone who has long (some French word I don't know) hair? This female standing at number 4: Blaze the Cat. One word: Pyrokinesis. How would you like to have that superpower? I mean Blaze could play around in the Himalayas for hours and she would be perfectly fine! Also, 45 degree ponytail makes her look like a Native American. I really like the fact that her love interest is the telekinetic hedgehog Silver. The combination of mind-moving and fire superpowers make these two a reliable couple. But what really lands Blaze in the #4 spot is that her attitudes apparently more different from the other females. Next up is #3. What's better than having a female with cascading quills? How about a female with cascading quills and hair? Julie-Su the Echidna, another Archie comic exclusive has that feature. She's smart, knows exactly what to do as a freedom fighter, and even trained Amy once. She's also the girl of Knuckles' dreams. Heh, lucky him. Her older self in the series Mobius: X Years Later is just downright hot! Just look at that long ponytail! Now we're talkin'! 1, 2, button my shoe! Princess Sally Acorn. There's a lot to say about this character. She's the heir to the throne, Sonic's first official romance, the only character that used to not wear clothes, brave and athletic, the most humanoid character, and is like a mother to Tails. In the TV show, Sonic SatAM, one Freedom Fighter, the cowardly Antoine constantly tries to woo Sally, but doesn't succeed because… he's a coward! The Princess is also a semi-perfect example of an excellent love interest, although there were a couple of times when she really snapped and acted like a lunatic; in the comics, that is. But overall, Sally Acorn really stands out amongst the slew of females not just because she's Sonic's first official love interest, or because she's the only one who didn't wear clothes, but because in the comics, she grew very long hair, and married Sonic in the future, becoming the Queen. So, you've seen a pyrokinetic Cat, a swallow, two gorgeous echidnas, and even a princess! Who could possibly top those kinds of females? Well, get ready folks; this is the #1 hottest Sonic the Hedgehog female character. Rouge the Bat. If anybody denies it, how dare you? This woman can fly, she's as strong as Knuckles, and is a femme fatale, seducing other characters into getting what she wants. Instead of having one love interest, she has two! Knuckles, and Shadow the Hedgehog. Being a treasure thief, she's only interested in one object set; jewels, especially the Chaos Emeralds. There actually have been situations where Rouge's cleavage has been exposed, but it eventually got censored. What a price to pay. I think the best part about this beauty is that she wears three different outfits unlike the other female characters. And who wouldn't want to fly across the landscape via strong as Shawn Johnson, and flirt with any male, anytime, anywhere. These three traits make Rouge the Bat triumph over all of the Sonic the Hedgehog females. My hat goes off to you Sonic Team USA. You oughta be proud. There ya have it folks. Those were the hottest female chicks in the Sonic universe. I hope you enjoyed it, happy Valentine's Day, and I'll see you later. HERE WE GO!

[@movieguy5827]

I salute you

[@saneindividual184]

@@movieguy5827 gamer

[@FatBirbicus]

Gamer

[@OverTonesOfLevi]

Ah yes, the sacred text.

[@luxichan8870]

Copypasta

[@lighttvgaming4989]

“Sonic is one oft he most attractive characters ever thought up”

[@lighttvgaming4989]

I’ve never seen such cringe

[@eddie-roo]

Is he wrong, tho? Wouldn’t you wanna fuck a giant rubbery blue hedgehog with long spindly limbs and big feet?

[@jereweb0203]

You know in your heart he’s right.

[@JarJarBinks4ever]

I get what he means. Sonic is a great example of an attractive character design. There's a reason why so many people fixate on Sonic.

[@Ilias-7-t8j]

@@JarJarBinks4ever no is not big is the hottest sonic character

[@TheFoxFromSplashMountain]

You can actually hear him getting progressively turned on the more he talks about each character.

[@JarvisBaileyVA]

This is my first time encountering someone with a head hair fetish.

[@whichsherice]

I would be your second encounter

[@user-rj2jx8sh9q]

having to specify "head" hair lmao

[@ObjectivelyL]

It's relatively normal compared to most fetishes, but it's so specific that it can't not be weird.

[@Trainer67]

Yeah haha that is so totally wacky and uncharacteristic

[@globurim]

I'm more of a genital hair kind of guy.

[@Evil_Tuxedo_Steve]

I don't care if this guy ended up being a pro fighter, jacked af, had three ph D's, and made this video as a joke, I would still fight him over Vanilla's placement

[@f0rm0r]

I definitely thought that said "jacked off" for a second there

[@PALACIO254]

Yeah she's my #2 rouge is still my #1

[@Evil_Tuxedo_Steve]

@@PALACIO254 finally someone with taste

[@SpringDavid]

@@Evil_Tuxedo_Steve Rouge gets 1st. (Body) Vanilla is 2nd. (experience) Sally is 3rd. (Actual true love)

[@THATRANDOMDUDE99999]

Yeah, being the size of an average human mother is very attractive

[@UlyssesSGrant-zc3yl]

Summary: 10: Amy Rose. Traits: 3 smooth long hair spikes and has big hammer. 9: Cosmo. Traits: is Tails’ significant other. 8: Vanilla The Rabbit. Traits: is the size of an average human mother. 7: Wave the Swallow. Traits: High mechanical IQ (Matches that of Tails), 2 long feathers that extend from her head to her calves, and droopy eyes. 6: Tikal the Echidna. Traits: trapped herself in the master emerald. 5: Mina Mongoose. Traits: can run nearly as fast as Sonic, is a pop star. 4: Blaze the cat. Traits :Pyro kinesis, has 45 degree feathers on her head like a Native American, has a different attitude from the other females, and her love interest is Silver. 3: Julie Su the Echidna. Traits: Has cascading quills and hair. Smart, knows what to do, and is a freedom fighter. Side note: her future self’s pony tail is extremely long. 2. Princess Sally Acorn. Traits: Heir to the throne, Sonic’s first romance, the only character that used to not wear clothes, brave, and athletic. Like a mother to tails. Has very long hair and married Sonic in the future. 1. Rouge the Bat. Traits: can fly, is as strong as Knuckles, and has been known to seduce other characters. Has 2 love interests, Knuckles and Shadow. Rouge is only interested in gaining jewels, (especially the chaos emeralds) and has quite an obsession. Temporary has exposed cleavage, and has 3 different outfits.

[@kirbylover37]

I can't believe how much of Dunky's video wasn't original. That makes it so much funnier.

[@MisterNemo666]

My NICE friend

[@Chromeberd]

I cant believe how much of your avatar wasn't the original. That makes it so much funnier.

[@Solaris_Paradox]

It's big the cat!

[@kurkovoin7906]

>Sonic >Sweetheart >Speaks spanish for no reason >Mother fixation This guy is Chris-chan

[@WingItMan217]

Oh my god

[@hdouirgzz9m687]

barb was the average height of a human mother, so it all makes sense !

[@tykamen5588]

That or maybe he's Chris-chan's long lost brother

[@alexloeher8628]

This is less of a character profile and more of an archetype

[@themendorean]

No brother He is the least insane sonic fan

[@olliezoop]

This should be in the Library of Congress

[@sennyside]

Omw there now

[@aeroz2804]

*WHAT A PRICE TO PAY*

[@PixelMooster]

I fuckin love that quote, it brought me so much joy.

[@ihavenoideahowtodeleteyout6427]

Aero *INDEED*

[@antpaste]

I had to be the 421st like...... WHAT A PRICE TO PAY

[@drakevegas7073]

THE TRAINS RAN 15 MINUTES LATE

[@cookiesnmemes8202]

Pesky Censorship!

[@davidmilianmelendez66]

“There actually was a situation where her cleavage was exposed. What a price to pay!”

[@lemongoat5422]

ageeed

[@therealobama6873]

@@lemongoat5422 *agreed

[@Bongbongo]

@@therealobama6873 aged*

[@someenglishdude9070]

@@Bongbongo agrd*

[@tristanfreeman901]

Ag

[@BrazenBull001]

Would you bury your sonic waifu in an adult size coffin or a child size coffin?

[@FLUFFK]

Child size because he’s only 3 foot tall

[@AyEmEl]

@@FLUFFK -but he's your best friend and he saved your life! You don't think that's just a little disrespectful?

[@FLUFFK]

But you’d be paying double and he’d look silly in it!

[@goblinmorganson516]

Wouldn't cremating him be more respectful anyways

[@BohdanKaiba]

Now we are asking the real questions. But the answer is cremation.

[@theironmuttonchops5398]

Even if theirs a chance that this was satire a decade ago, the script is the most perfect, well worded pieces of comedy I ever heard.

[@benbittinger9789]

I love the slight pause after "her 45 degree ponytail makes her look like a native american."

[@Bessux]

4:14 I love how he just says that and doesn't even fucking elaborate. "Her attitude is apparently more different from the other females"? Different how? You're not going to explain, dude? And it's only "apparently" different, mind you.

[@respectedsalmon9390]

Bro doesn't even know what makes her attitude different from other females 😭

[@williamenglish9497]

Whoever keeps photoshopping that red dot on Tomar's IMDb profile, STOP IT.

[@javierescudero7686]

You will be BANNED from the channel

[@Vitorio582]

@@javierescudero7686 But most importantly, you will be DONE

[@barakbrooks9288]

I'm sorry it was me

[@MrHappyface198]

No

[@AWormsPurpose]

It’s hard to tell if this is satire, not because it’s convincing or anything, but because someone would have to be impossibly funny to create this many banger lines

[@SomersBugtopia]

One of my all time favorites, nothing sells a video faster than calling Sonic "attractive" in the first four seconds.

[@atanaZion]

"Best of all he is blue"

[@altalia07]

@@atanaZionBLUE!!!?😍😍😍😍😍

[@rainwashed5718]

"He knows how to handle THE females" Please tell me this is a joke

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@_ D0ct0r _ It's kinda old to make fun of him don't you think? He was just some cringey kid

[@shaitet]

No, this is totally unironic.

[@lemongoat5422]

no

[@Jordan64852]

I thought it was bad at first but when he says “males” I could appreciate the consistency haha

[@bobobsen]

Well, they're not humans

[@JaxontheOkay]

this video is so insane and i love it. he legitimately talks like he's never seen another human before much less a woman.

[@tree48203]

This isn’t comedy gold It’s a comedy vault

[@DrakainaZero]

This dude kinda sounds like Sonic

[@SpartanMJO12]

Do you think he does it on purpose

[@dillzee]

RiGHt???? Ironic

[@Franco-ty3yd]

You didn't need to said that. You won nothing for saying it so WHYYYYYYYYY??!

[@weed75black35]

This video is 10 times better when you imagine it's Sonic himself narrating it.

[@tremendousyeet3467]

This was awesome! just so nostalgic... Honestly, I'm impressed by the open expressionism shown here. today it feels like everyone is censoring themselves in fear of being ridiculed for trying to be outstanding. so it's quite refreshing seeing the narrator be open about what they like in such a flamboyant way! I'm not a sonic fan, not by a long shot. and although not seeing eye to eye with it for the most part, I still enjoyed the video quite alot.

[@tremendousyeet3467]

Full disclosure, my man likely has a hair fetish.

[@fanca5926]

@@tremendousyeet3467 and a mother one

[@DUFFAL02]

Yeah this video totally rocked. Can’t wait for part 2

[@discozmic]

“Two things that make her attractive are the fact that she wears a dress and...” 🧐 a true intellectual I see

[@Zcumgod]

@@Spearmph2 "Women who are well dressed can look good" No fucking shit. Wearing a dress doesn't make someone well dressed, though. Or do you want to tell us about how hot you find Amy Rose?

[@JesseColton]

@@Spearmph2 Isn't Malon like 11 years old? 🤣

[@Spearmph2]

@@JesseColton If you bother to play past the first 3 Dungeons there's a huge time skip where she's an adult

[@snackcore901]

@@Spearmph2 same goes for men, men in suits are also hot which is basically why tumblr sezymen exist DX

[@JokeHatesItHere]

@@Spearmph2 You failed at not sounding like a neckbeard

[@adomyc237]

Rogue the Bat. If anybody denies it, how dare you? This woman can fly, she’s as strong as Knuckles, and is a femme fatale, seducing other characters into getting what she wants. Instead of having one love interest, she has two! Knuckles and Shadow the Hedgehog. Being a treasure thief, she’s only interested in one object set, jewels, especially the Chaos Emeralds. There actually have been situations where Rogue’s cleavage has been exposed, but it eventually got censored. What a price to pay! I think the best part about this beauty is that she wears three different outfits unlike the other female characters. And who wouldn’t wanna fly across the landscape, be as strong as Shaun Johnson, and flirt with any male, anytime, anywhere? These three traits make Rogue the Bat triumph over all the Sonic the Hedgehog females. My hat goes off to you Sonic Team USA. You ought to be proud.

[@flyingBlooper]

not reading all that but rouge and knuckles are meant to be

[@silentrock599]

The fact that people are still talking about this video makes it even more hilarious.

[@butdoicaretho]

I love how the game grumps channel liked this mess.

[@RedBeard721]

Random Nerd that's the only way I found my way here, and I was really hoping it was going to be ironic. I want my 9 minutes back, Arnold and Denny.

[@butdoicaretho]

Zac Q Same 😂.

[@hackplayer7194]

Which episode?

[@butdoicaretho]

Hack Player 7 they didn’t have it on a episode. They just have this video on their liked playlist on their channel.

[@saregreenwood9113]

Danny is a furry.. confirmed?

[@Lucario7280]

I just realized that this was published during the whole copyright infringement by Ken Penders, a good portion of these characters canonically don't exist now.

[@Bruh-tw8uh]

Like who

[@nullhydrangea]

Pretty sure it’s just the comic characters, like Sally, Mina, especially Julie-su

[@oodlemynoodle3753]

@@nullhydrangea Sally is in the shows so technically she still exists yeah?

[@nullhydrangea]

@@oodlemynoodle3753 I'm pretty sure SATAM has been long discontinued, unfortunately :(

[@antipsychotic451]

@@nullhydrangea That doesn't make it non-canonical though.

[@tannerin]

i had to pause the video to recover from the absurdity of "her 45 degree ponytail makes her look like a native american"

[@Bobenboberson]

I say that quote on a daily basis. It's just comedy gold

[@djddid4796]

The virgin game grumps vs the Chad oneyplays

[@toneypriceless8170]

I like both

[@saulpadilla2050]

@@toneypriceless8170 you're wrong

[@Sykohsis]

Agreed.

[@clownmeown3739]

Nah man supermega is where its at

[@pussypasta64]

its not even close, Game Grumps sucks so much

[@vileplumbious9134]

And this is why hell exists,

[@MarisaKirisameFumo]

yup

[@Doomcorner64]

8bitfriend *hot chick hell

[@tristann8368]

More like this is why god is real

[@ImprovingMonk]

Lol

[@ImprovingMonk]

This is probably why god has abandoned

[@jackday2966]

This needs to be preserved/archived in the US government

[@ynotsammy]

This work of art is 12 years old. How time flies

[@DJ-xd3dt]

''My deduction skills, as a detective, tell me that this man has quite possibly, never had sex.'' - Inspector Gadget

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

brrrrrrrrrrown bricks in minecrap

[@HammerGeoLarrup]

"He's a nerd, and I hate nerds more than I hate MAD Agents."

[@Jacksonrox13]

@@HammerGeoLarrup "Oh look: a free iPad!"

[@taperevolution3119]

You can shut up, now.

[@yepuhuh93]

Love your boognish pfp

[@tiernanboggs8907]

Liked by Game Grumps. Dan is furry confirmed.

Bobbi Boggs dan wasn’t there at the time it was either arin or jontron

[@Timmysthirdbirthday]

follow me on reddit kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKmqeICPj9Z9ns0

[@powpink7042]

This guy 100% has a hair fetish, mentioning hair length so often isnt normal lol

[@Thegoatone23]

This guy definitely eats hair

[@AJ-guy]

Who's here from doobus goobus' video?

[@JIreland1992]

Yo

[@0yster_506]

I only heard of this from oneyplays

[@speedofdark06]

I feel tremendously better about my shut-in anti-social life after watching this video. I can't remember the last time I took a woman out for dinner or anything but I do know that I've never compiled a list of Sonic the Hedgehog females based on attractiveness and posted it on the fucking Internet. Thank you EllyStranger, for the pick-me-up!

[@vvvvvv66666]

speedofdark06 wow rude

[@ThisShitIsDumbAndYouKnow]

I do the same, but with Chris-chan

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@@ThisShitIsDumbAndYouKnow Why?

[@dannywapbang]

@@ThisShitIsDumbAndYouKnow Same

[@lunactiathemoth]

yo how's your life now?

[@BigGooch6_9]

Screw Game Grumps, I’m here from OneyPlays

[@ebell1393]

Finally found it, I thought it didn’t exist.

[@candybubbles79]

Ahh, you've also fucked the brick without lube

[@rustyshackleford6633]

Ayyy

[@actually-will1606]

Hell yeah

[@tompor561]

Which video?

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

_"The size of an average human mother."_ *Who the hell would ever describe anyone or anything in that way?*

[@king_poyo64]

A virgin who has never interacted with a woman in their lives. Or somebody pretending to be one.

[@vissova]

"What's better than having a girl with cascading quills? How about cascading quills with hair!" What the literal fuck is this writing.

[@bansamnow9521]

Time to wipe my search history. Someone kill me.

[@davidvillegas246]

LMAO

[@demonman905]

The delivery of the lines in this is a pitch perfect match to channels like WatchMojo. Only makes it more cursed

[@KillThad]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

[@catwier]

KillThad every night I feel my arm, and my leg...

[@ImprovingMonk]

I feel like I am about to vomit.

[@ZionSype]

What a price to pay

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

Nah this is epic

[@Molimo95]

this is 1000% real, because no sane person would do in-depth research into weird ass sonic tv shows and comics for a satire meme video.

[@kirbylover37]

I would. That being said I don't think I could make a satire video as convincing as this.

[@oodlemynoodle3753]

I wouldn't need to, because I actually watched the Sonic shows

[@1810jeff]

Especially because this was at the latest made in 2010 and back then it wasn't easy to find this much info on obscure characters without doing some deep digging. Now you could likely find all of this info in a couple of days but back then you would have to piece stuff together from different sites especially for the comics stuff.

[@tvnorminstudio3080]

4chan users do exist though

[@tonyhakston536]

@@1810jeff that sounds more like 2005 internet than 2010.

[@br4ndon955]

3:49 if any of y’all are from Doobus, then this is what you’re looking for 6:43 this one is also from Doobus

[@goofygray5903]

I guess dan had a night to himself with the Game Grumps channel... #DanIsFurryConfirmed

[@wetfart9813]

How do you know of wasn't arin? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@joshriley2936]

Simon Kawasaki Who said that? I does is have to know

[@MajorMandyKitten]

There's a difference between Dan being furry and Dan being A furry.

[@jeremytittle1328]

I want everyone to think of this creature I have just theorized. The dress of Amy Rose, the bill of Wave, the bowl cut of Cosmo, the tits of Rouge, the skin color of Takal (is that how you spell it?), and the LOOOOONG PONYTAIL, NOW WE'RE TALKIN of Mobius. Now I want to imagine that, but there is a fetus-like organism that somehow looks like Mina Mongoose growing on this creatures forehead... If it isn't too much work for you.

[@jeremytittle1328]

@@simonkawasaki4229 If you ever look at my previous comment in this thread, I hope that you would respond and tell me if it's disgusting or not. Thank you, king manly.

[@KuromiLaBella]

No matter how many years go by, I still cannot believe someone actually MADE this. 💀

[@iska-real]

this is the kid who sat next to the trash can during lunch

[@Kinsley_XD]

"Best of all, he's blue colored" Holy shit he's right

[@warrcoww6717]

You gotta keep in mind that this was made 11 years ago. I don’t know that meta humor like that was really around back then. I really do think someone genuinely made this.

[@emanluca3753]

It kinda didn’t exist. Before KZbin became a place for everyone, it was just people with specific interests showing off their stuff. Don’t get me wrong, it was as cringy then, as it is now, but it’s totally genuine.

[@tomasstanek2982]

@@emanluca3753 Ah yes sarcasm didnt exist in 2011

[@ancientpower286]

@@emanluca3753 Daxflame’s channel disproves your statement

[@WinterandNoodle]

@@emanluca3753 "Before KZbin became a place for everyone" It...always was back then what

[@atanaZion]

@@tomasstanek2982 Either way this video is genuine, I came here after learning about this lolcow

[@PresidentJamesDean]

Admit it: Doobus Goobus brought you here

[@RockfordRoe]

I've seen this shit so many times before, that I was screaming "NO!" right when Blaze said she wanted to "play in the Himalayas for hours".

[@matttafe3828]

KZbinrs: "youtube was so much better back in the old days" Me:

[@blammo5226]

This is peak internet, my friend.

[@ParappatheRapper]

You played yourself.

[@workingtitle7049]

Your point is

[@jimmywhite6863]

proving their point

[@GreatNegus]

It was, tho. This is primo shit.

[@PoGoPenDa]

This is obviously a troll... it's a troll right ? Right ?

[@koolcatcory9975]

PoGoPenDa I hope so

[@VirginiaIsForSmashers]

I found this dudes Facebook a couple years ago, this video was definitely made unironically

[@wetfart9813]

Professor Kuhtoons are you sure?

[@noaho.4498]

Nope

[@beatles7798]

yo nice oic Noah--TURN IT ON TURN IT ON AGAIN

[@Czar_Moss]

say what you will, hes got a good vocabulary. cascading quills? thats poetic

[@ZombieGangster]

Oney Plays brought me here

[@candybubbles79]

Nooo, why? Also me

[@tobynnaylor5061]

Oh god please don’t do the Game Grumps thing.

[@khoffday3054]

H O T W O R M H E A V E N

[@victorabh8902]

Foreal tho

[@cbass2238]

What episode, sounds funny.

[@theposse9038]

This video was unironically so far ahead of it's time.

[@eleanort.t.showbiz7207]

"What a price to pay" absolutely destroys me as I double over I laughter everytime I hear it. This is one of my favorite videos.

[@mcoupe69]

1:48 this sentence..had never been uttered until this moment

[@christophercaldwell5093]

I went to “Game Grumps likes videos” and found this. Danny confirmed as furry.

[@olliezoop]

Anyone else ever just unfavorite a video just so you can refavorite it and have it be more recent in your favorites

[@waterPsychiatrist]

Broke - Game Grumps Woke - OneyPlays

[@weatherreport9294]

toke - weed 🌲😎

[@dekudude8888]

Bespoke - Hot Chick Heaven

[@sparrowizsecondlieutenant84]

Hotel - Trivago

[@mandragonna]

7:28 Who would've thought this video accurately predicted the Sonic The Movie aesthetic on that single frame. What a price to pay!

[@uisonic5008]

Honestly the best tier list ive seen in a while

[@Madlock_]

This video has started a huge drama

[@tim..indeed]

Who else is here to rewatch that masterpiece after Dunkeys parody?

[@nathanferrell8270]

So glad I was introduced to this masterpiece

[@BudBonkerson]

I'm thankful that I was introduced to this piece of culture. The Rick Astley outro really brings this into another dimension.

[@silverwind0861]

Ya boi here

[@emperorbunnybun7513]

"Can handle the females"... Mmm, what wording, trully, I could never be this skilled with words.

[@calamityganon8114]

This is like watching the top 10 hottest females from Mario video at videogamedunkey’s house

[@DonutDurgn]

I hope your parents didn't hear you recording this

[@Goblet31]

I hope they did, and had an intervention after

[@MANTARKAFA31]

Are you winning son? S-son...

[@jamesmiller3127]

Goobus sent me. There were a few search results he could have been talking about, but after a few moments it was clear that it’s this one.

[@crispy2699]

If this is satire it's so good that I can't tell if it's satire or not. If this isn't satire it's so good because it's completely genuine.

[@tomteixeira4449]

Regardless of whether this was a joke or not, crediting yourself with your full name at the end of the vid really took some courage

[@lordlammi1562]

This guy has a perfect voice for this video. He was born for this.

[@henrynelson9301]

Three of the characters are summarized as “they don’t do much”

[@greenpinapple820]

Flirt with any male, any time, any where but, oh how there is a price to pay.

[@joshriley2936]

What a price to pay!

[@Darkstander]

One of the best videos on the internet. Such a legend