Cannibal Corpse-Hammer Smashed Face(Radio D#$&ey Version)

[@kolossalskrimp]

I want to brutally pet some puppies

[@afunkinduck4856]

\m/

[@marinooliveira4204]

\m/

[@SOGNAMETAL]

I died laughing my ass hahahahaa

[@pekoe9059]

Lirk Hulrich don't hurt them whilst this petting commences... lest they brutally roll over and steal your soul

[@AlexanderL23]

Omfg 😂 😂 😂

[@kristyy420]

This version is more disturbing than the original becuase you can understand the lyrics :|

[@mattt4803]

you can't understand cannibal?

[@mathieumeneray2990]

Matt T, what do you mean ?

[@lukem4278]

only wimps cant understand cannibal corpse. white bread

[@prod.pajo24]

He wanted to say that Cannibal Corpse is not a brutal band because you can actually understand the lyrics. The more you can't understand the lyrics, the band is more brutal then. It's the only rule for Death Metal.

[@DeicideAmon]

Mahou Shoujo MARCELINE IS DEATH METAL BEAUTY

[@nonyabiddnuss4848]

I can't believe it took me this long to come up with this *Carnival Corpse*

[@CobaltLancer]

Sounds better than mine 😂 Mine was; Vegan Corpse

[@Vasileski88]

Carnival corps :)

[@ivannicoledominico7764]

Carnival Course

[@gadpivs]

Chris Barnum

[@Stone8age]

This version sounds a lot creepier. Imagine being held and tied up in a basement while a psycho guy sings this shit while dancing with a sledge in hands.

[@andreyv.vieira521]

I wanna sing this near children

[@andreyv.vieira521]

I singed this at a bus. The children singed along but the bus driver gave me a dirty stare.

[@patback2322]

"I feel like killing yoooooou"

[@michaelczesnozki1671]

@@andreyv.vieira521 r/thathappened

[@SirNippletonMcSugarteets]

Especially at 3:12

[@NatiPerPerdereNPP]

♫ Suffer, and then you die Torture, pulverized ♫ Just puts me in a good mood ^^

[@darkKyrios13]

its so damn happy! I love it

[@raulperez2308]

+Andy Rehfeldt That was way too Dora xD

[@killakratzilla]

+Nati Per Perdere me tooo haha isnt it perfect?

[@tomdaxurupita]

The best part.

[@HEYitzED]

That’s my life in a nutshell.

[@VortexBunche]

The part with "No one can stop...MEEEEEEEEEE!!!" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[@eugenepabst343]

100% agree!

[@gaillefalloppio]

You're saving the humanity with your works. I'm so happy

[@SUPERPROJCC]

Gaille Falloppio kkkkkk kkkkkk 😂

[@PAULOhypo]

Gaille Falloppio Saving the humanity ? I think you wanted to say creeping humanity by cleaning Death Metal vocals just to show all lyrics said through the growls. AHAHAH !

[@ラーメンうまい-u2s]

Me too from japan

[@FranzFerdinand76]

Woah, I didn't know Chris Barnes was actually saying real words.

[@BobBobbysepicrandomshit]

thats george fisher

[@prasantkarki4898]

But chrish barnes sang it.

[@raulperez2308]

Grant E CHOPPED IN HAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

[@michaeltozzi3112]

@@BobBobbysepicrandomshit You can actually understand Corpsegrinder, not as much as Chuck Schuldiner but you can still can of understand George.

[@kaspernielsen5290]

@@michaeltozzi3112 theres No better Death metal singer than chuck🤘

[@donpuge]

Death Metal for kids

[@maxmustermann-theoutfluenc997]

Finally the Original Version of this Song ;-)

[@PAULOhypo]

Max Mustermann AHAHAH !

[@rafaellopez9340]

it sound like a serial killer dressed like an happy men.

[@rafaellopez9340]

Sakuragi Rokurouta nope, i think in ned flanders.

[@arquivoNPG]

Rafael López Okilly Dokilly?

[@bv2001]

Lol like Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahm

[@eldouchy1]

My 5 month old daughter loves this track

[@LuchoCastle_11]

The original version!... . . . I am joking.

[@theveganalien7091]

lol

[@PAULOhypo]

@@LuchoCastle_11 AHAHAH !

[@Cr00xY]

@@LuchoCastle_11 porquenolosdos.gif

[@Kuato]

We’ll see your kid on the news in 20 years

[@Chives5150]

CRUSHING. CRANIAL. CONTENTS. :-) *frolics through field of flowers*

[@geddyknee1633]

*Puts flowers in lecherous abscesses where you once had a head*

[@Valhallmupp]

Hahaha! This is comment field gold, I can't breathe x'D.

[@DreamWarriorSleeps]

HAHAHAHA

[@dennylee7312]

Neil Young does cannibal corpse

[@Daxter5150]

Cannibal Mickey

[@plazmatixxprmental614]

+Daxter5150 Mouse Corpse

[@Daxter5150]

+plazmatix XPRmental Hammer Smashed Donald

[@kcregalado]

Mickey corpse

[@plazmatixxprmental614]

***** lol!

[@PAULOhypo]

Daxter5150 AHAHAH !

[@tylermitchell.420]

this sounds so weird. like it sounds so happy and so kid friendly, but it's actually talking about killing someone by smashing their brains in😂😂😂

[@j_freed]

Joyous act. Messy to clean up!

[@belleepoque4597]

This is hands down the funniest thing I have ever experienced. Somehow the fact that Andy's musicianship is of such a high caliber makes it that much funnier.

[@Cr00xY]

"Keep fucking supporting meadow" \m/

[@sirdeathcore3156]

Crushiiinnnng :D Craniaaalllll :D Conteeeenntss :D

[@sirdeathcore3156]

Suffeeeerrrr :D and then you diie c:

[@jonajager9843]

Torturr, Torturr...

[@courgeonaute]

This somehow, has a positive message

[@EMC113]

I love metal and have a sense of humor. Brutal!!!!!!!!

[@adeldennaoui700]

EMC113 fuck u

[@george9885]

@@adeldennaoui700 that wasn't very nice

[@JustPlainRob]

I think actually hearing the lyrics is funnier than the music revision.

[@screamengine]

According to some scientific theories. This is the original version, somewhen.

[@andreyv.vieira521]

What do you mean?

[@ds8249]

Andrey V. Vieira doesn’t matter, I thumbed it up lol

[@kokorodokoro]

Fascinating. The first guitarpart (0:40) sounds like something out of Bach.

[@noelongoco5532]

This bought a smile and I later uncontrollably cracked up😂😂😂 crashing cranial contents... torture, torture pulverize in clean vocals.. so hilarious😂😂😂

[@wt8012]

I am quite a big Cannibal Corpse fan, but this is so darn catchy! Great job!

[@MrPijus123]

ikr, I keep singing along with these soft vocals and it feels just weird

[@211Appolo]

Brutal.

[@joshyjoshyjosh]

Perfect song for a family picnic.

[@NurIbrahimTikko]

"suffer and then you die..torture torture pulverized" is totally hillarious LOL!! XD XD XD

[@devoureddeath222]

Been a fan since Tomb of the Mutilated. This is the best cover of this song I’ve heard. Sardonic yet cheerful.

[@nr655321]

Strangely melancholic and kind of... touching.

[@troylandzerep8045]

I was hoping you can make a Napalm Death radio Disney version of You Suffer

[@RegularCody]

YAAAAAAAAAAYYY....done

[@theveganalien7091]

yrsssss

[@cooldude123817]

usfrby?

[@pachondeck]

Trojann Perez meeeeeeeee~

[@lunahetfield]

WOOOHOOOOOOO!!! Finished! Theres the disney version i hope they will like it :D

[@karlmartin849]

Parenting 101: How to introduce your children to Cannibal Corpse.

[@BikeyBoyRob]

andy rehfeldt really bring out the true emotions we feel while listening to this song, he just makes these thoughts seem NORMAL.

[@JohnDoe-le7ml]

" no one can stop ..........MEEEEEEEEEEE"

[@VladPandele]

Very impressive, but can you KIDZBOPIFY IT?!

[@ka0ss552]

VL T wrong channel. Are you lost?

[@DocteurZeuhl]

I love the way "fuck" is bleeped, but the lyrics of the songs themselves cause no trouble whatsoever :D Hail CC, and hail Andy Rehfeldt, the smoothest motherf*BLEEP*ker alive.

[@TheMSanvictores]

5 years later and it's still hilarious

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

hello 6 year old comment

[@kowjuice11]

That was so much more brutal than the original!

[@BeethovenVanGogh]

Fuck'n BRUTAL! XD

[@charleleong9453]

Good... Now my kid can listen to death metal

[@fordgt402]

Death Disney

[@johnquixhote]

its great being able to finally hear the lyrics

[@darkprecurser]

Who wants tacos? 3:45

[@PabloMedina1]

ohhh man xD that was fucking funny

[@TiberiusRoll7]

Hahahahahahahaha i died laughing

[@rajdeepganguli2274]

HOLY FUUUCK 😂😂

[@JohnnyV_Val]

Don't get it? Stop meeee?

[@arpitchhetri9541]

Fuck

[@nishadnadkarni7874]

I like the way he says 'crushing cranial contents!' Hahahahahahaha!

[@SenorCrazylegs]

This is the band featured in the Ace Ventura: Pet Detective film. Would have been even funnier if it was this version they used.

[@phoom68]

How about Necropedophile radio disney version.

[@kcregalado]

Hey whats up

[@gustavobartowski92]

OMFG!! KZbin can take down his channel 😂😂😂😂

[@chumpobumpo]

Andy, I think I have watched every single one of your videos at least 10 times each! I have been subscribed to you for forever. And I must say, you are the most talented, humorous, and amazing individual on youtube!

[@SlyHikari03]

Mr Bungle? Is that you?

[@JohanJpPaul]

OMG ROFL, the crowd is wild because of the happy music. That's sooo rare.

[@ChrisJones-re4fe]

Still listen to this all the time

[@TheMetalMuzik]

Shit this is brutal

[@kaktisse]

This is the best thing on the internet! Closely followed by your rendition of Demigod. I tip my hat to you sir.. man, haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I hope the CC guys have seen this!

[@angelodandrea5368]

Andy, if you make a whole album with CC radio disney songs, I'll buy it for sure!! Please do "I cum blood" , "Fucked with a knife" and "Devoured by vermin" :)))

[@feltongailey8987]

This is the wholesome, family sing-along music i have been craving.❤

[@SUBboy]

Andy, I fucking love you and I still watch this often with glee.

[@Mantus01102005]

I dont want to believe that he said ; There's something inside me It's, it's coming out I feel like killing you Let loose the anger, held back too long My blood runs cold Through my anatomy, dwells another being Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding Brutality now becomes my appetite Violence is now a way of life The sledge my tool to torture As it pounds down on your forehead Eyes bulging from their sockets With every swing of my mallet I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in through the cracks, blood does leak distorted beauty, catastrophe Steaming slop, splattered all over me Lifeless body, slouching dead Lecherous abcess, where you once had a head Avoiding the prophecy of my new found lust You will never live again, soon your life will end I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half Crushing, cranial, contents Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon Involuntarily pulpifying facial regions Suffer, and then you die Torture, pulverized At one with my sixth sense, I feel free To kill as I please, no one can stop me Created to kill, the carnage continues Violently reshaping human facial tissue Brutality becomes my appetite Violence is now a way of life The sledge my tool to torture As it pounds down on your forehead

[@nicks6813]

Now THIS is what KZbin was made for!

[@PAULOhypo]

I just loved this version ! Unplugged and clean vocals ! Let's give this version to our moms, aunties, sisters, cousins and grannies ! AHAHAH !

[@numbers9696]

The contrast between the dark, gory lyrics and the happy vibe of the music is honestly very funny

[@stevepwn]

i'm a death metal fan and im dying of laughter llok

[@nightskye5208]

This is somehow still heavy. Amazing.

[@inspektorsx683]

I bang for the original version and this one too! 🤘🏻😈🔥

[@cbrite]

This is how it sounds when the music is translated in a metalheads brain.

[@yoe91]

OMGGGG Alex's bass solo XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[@metfan999]

The legendary video from my youth. Forever kudos to you sir.

[@randywissler9923]

I still can't believe this is 10 years old!!!

[@madmaggie7163]

'steaming blood splashing over meeeeeee' Thank you for sharing these lovely lyrics!

[@xOGxSE7ENx]

I'm totally headbanging to this, while riding down a rainbow on my unicorn! \m/😂\m/

[@CrackheadAmphibian]

I swear, that's the funniest thing i've seen in awhile out of all youtube videos. Vocals, instruments, EVERYTHING.

[@BarnabyBoultonFilm]

"suffer...... and then you die" That is some seriously funny shit XD Nice work!!

[@BRO77TX]

I love the footage you picked with Jack Owens in the group!!

[@randomguy2518]

This is The sound of "What if Bob Ross had become a serial killer"

[@queendiamond770]

Watched this twice in a row for how perfect it is. Bass solo is on point!!

[@kolibry7777]

Какая замечательная группа. Почему их не зовут на детские утренники?

[@CANIMALEDETTI]

mellowness becomes my appetite kindness is now a way of life

[@szametha]

'No one can stop... MEEEE' xD seriously man this is off the charts, Fantastic cover!

[@vonshroom2068]

talk about an adaptation of killing someone with kindness XD keep up the good work dude !!!

[@BukaTheNoise]

Dude your sense of timing is second to none. Noone's done anything this funny since the days of Terry Gilliam and Monty Python's Flying Circus

[@BigWallsy]

Splendid. This pleases me!

[@blascopalomequearay2147]

My father said I cant listen agressive rythms and screams, thank you for doing this love u

[@dustindavila]

@AndyRehfeldt You are a genius. I have never had more happy, uplifting, thoughts while hearing about brutal murder.

[@eltomyx2868]

OMG this versión is so fucking hilarious!!!!, hahahahahaha.....

[@shevechron]

This is the funniest thing I've heard in decades.

[@bryan2284]

This is the most brutal Disney song ever!!

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

hellfire?

[@lancemanly2533]

dude, this shit is epic as all hell. passing it around in hopes you get more subs, this channel needs more love.

[@flyingforks2134]

This version is the kind of thing you'd find at the end of a Nightmare on Elm Street movie

[@bozzy7946]

2021 and still loving this

[@boubito]

3:35 best part!!! At one with my sixth sense, I feel free To kill as I please, no one can stop MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha

[@neonblack211]

I fucking love all your work Andy!

[@thepickletickler1857]

this song plays when i need to poop and my brothers already in the restroom

[@JAMES-dv5ns]

Hammer Smashed Garlic - 🎤🎼Crushing Cambium Contents

[@Orangepep]

This is just pure gold.

[@seanhales1230]

Do more songs!!!! This so hilarious!!!!

[@jamesmaxwell1146]

Andy Rehfeldt you are a fucking hero. OUT-FUCKING-STANDING

[@CobaltLancer]

Carnival Corpse - Hammock Smacked Face

[@elvis316]

Andy. You have a gift. Thank you for sharing it with the world. This may become my standard comment for your videos.

[@obeythesystem92]

This is your best video IMO. It must have been hard to take this and move it to Radio Disney xD

[@ertrigan]

If I took my metal a bit more serious I would be outraged, but I just can't, you sir are very very talented. Please keep up the good work

[@BerserkStorm]

The disney radio versions made me subscribe to you, this is so awesome!! I cant wait till new versions :D