Capitalist A$MR

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What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

[@Velursal]

You need to pay $5.00 to watch this video.

[@meatgod7690]

When you get your first pay check.

[@obadiahpear]

T R I ☭ ☭ E R E D

[@paperjokesstudios1238]

Mr.Krabs has joined the chat

[@dingledongus]

As a wise crab once said "Money money money money"

[@nerkdurgen5574]

I feel like I'm getting relaxed and scammed at the same time.

[@khoirulanam9141]

"Money cant buy happiness, But poverty cant buy anything"

[@CyanSkydeREAL]

Mr Krabs goes to sleep to this.

[@obi5398]

Capitalism >>>> communism

[@Oh_God_not_him_again]

Leaked Footage: EA headquarters meeting

[@SuperCommando48]

"Why are you watching a businessman in a suit whisper to you?"

[@catoonz]

Capitalist ASMR: 1M views

[@pineskulltree]

Villagers when they see you with a pack of emeralds:

[@pedrojuan8050]

0:43

[@undermedian8558]

Not gonna lie he looks like someone from a Mafia City Ad

[@justintansley3988]

16:04

[@vancejacks473]

Thank you for the Pink Floyd "Money" Intro. A true man of culture indeed.

[@ameme8277]

I have no money in my wallet. Who even has that anymore? Everyone knows the best way to flaunt your wealth is through carrying a sack of gold bars to use in place of dollars.

[@themanwithcereal7998]

"How much is in your wallet?"

[@FoxyWhispers]

“How much is in your bank account right now?”