Communist ASMR

[@gyaneshmishra9082]

When I imagined "an AK-47 putting me to sleep" it certainly was nothing like this.

[@thatheavyasspieceofmetal815]

u was thinking about the loud but less than a second way

[@ItsNowOk]

*we

[@husband-of-chinggis]

this made us ugly laugh. good work, comrade

[@potatopotato6290]

It’s now Ok oh no 💀💀💀

[@joeltehguy]

An Ak-47 putting US to sleep

[@landonpine4634]

I played this to my water, *now it's Vodka.*

[@moresquatsmoretwats6298]

Landon Pine you mean “our” water...

[@Oreoshka]

Думаешь в России бухать любят? Если ты перевёл, то я не быдло. Я лично алкоголь ненавижу

[@sleepwalkers_guide]

Modern time Jesus

[@endermage77]

> Play this to your water > Your water is now our Vodka

[@januskristensen4930]

Sleeping vodka

[@prestonnugent1849]

Me, to the guy robbing my house: "Here, listen to the relaxing sounds of my AK-47."

[@hotdoghandler]

You mean our house.

[@MrASMR-lh1yv]

@@hotdoghandler FUCK! You beat me to it!

[@Onewayjtb]

Mr. Nobody you mean us to the guy robbing our house

[@talkingmoose3092]

Mr. ASMR you beat *US* to it

[@carterspringer48]

Angela Ziegler read the bottom half of this comment as he said it

[@Sirbones-yz3gm]

the ak-47 puts a lot of people to sleep really fast

[@craftrumzen2393]

Fr 😩

[@ink112]

Communism too

[@AmaraTheTransFemboy]

Trueeee

[@NIX2367]

Agree socialism is much better ​@@ink112

[@flyersniper7249]

Permanent sleep.

[@byeleavemealone]

This is giving us lots of tingles, thank you comrade.

[@_goblinspit_]

I love your profile picture-

[@fatherizyoa]

Communist Kanna..

[@opex1359]

@@_goblinspit_ not your OUR profile picture

[@_goblinspit_]

@@opex1359 just as Stalin would have wanted....

[@opex1359]

@@_goblinspit_ XD

[@josephstalin3629]

This is good. No gulag for this man.

[@АлексейКузенков-х2э]

так точно отставить к стенке

[@woobyvr9654]

papa bless

[@huy_pizda]

а я думал сталин умер в 53 году

[@iambarmy633]

He spoke about lenin though, he must go to the gulag

[@you-cf7df]

What about Guantanamo?

[@Derpyspartan154]

Sieze the means of relaxation comrades

[@totallytherealbasil]

The enemy cannot seize the means of relaxation if you disable the ear

[@AmaraTheTransFemboy]

*proceeds to throw flashbang*

[@グレイジー-k7s]

This was in my recommended Now it shall be in our recommended

[@binkerooney5175]

It always was in our recommended

[@Paulo-c3n]

I searched for that

[@kingcp0878]

@LEELe OUR

[@wontonwasabi2725]

@r e d l a n c e r - We searched for that*

[@thomasshaughnessy9023]

Finally, an Asmr that WE can SHARE and enjoy TOGETHER

[@simple4064]

I wonder if anyone understands this comment 😂

[@-vadersfist--501stlegion-2]

EMBRACE THE COMMUNISM, COMRADE

[@-vadersfist--501stlegion-2]

@Kari okay, and?

[@-vadersfist--501stlegion-2]

@Kari it’s called a joke smh

[@The_franchise]

@Kari furry profile picture go BRRRRRRRRRR

[@robboss4740]

KZbin? Heh. No comrade. OURTUBE.

[@opalpersonal]

Found you You should have used the *incognito tab* also fuck hydra

[@wheezere5061]

Why is the fbi commenting this

[@justcallmelab8400]

@@wheezere5061 ZE fbi do not like capitalist swine.

[@9_fiz]

not f b i *F B OUR*

[@opalpersonal]

Wheezer e because it’s HYDRA obviously

[@Verticbro]

Ленину настолько этот асмр понравился, что он уже 100 лет в мавзолее спит

[@Raden-1]

😂

[@uriellaguna3383]

Me: *gets a console* My little brother:

[@RangerDaWolf]

*OUR* console

[@luzmarinaescuderovelasquez5532]

Наша консоль

[@joeltehguy]

OUR little brother

[@RRTSMPlayz]

*_OUR_* Family

[@Coldheartedmanong]

OUR wife, wait...

[@Hellsbaron____]

Sometimes I rlly wonder wtf is going through his head when he thinks of these video ideas but it’s epic

[@kareem4677]

Our video

[@Emily-hh3lv]

going through our heads

[@suspicioustomato253]

Yes

[@Hellsbaron____]

emilia, yes

[@bigboypunchbob5537]

Next is relax with Hitler asmr man I would pay to see that

[@diamondsword8291]

Son: “hey mom where’s dad.” Mom: “ he’s in that mood again just don’t go into the basement.”

[@StockyLikeStockings]

Suddenly they just hear *CYKA BLYAT!*

[@StockyLikeStockings]

@mario martinez **c y k a b l y a t**

[@jesuschrist6783]

I thought in the Gulag (not call of duty)

[@Digital-Dom]

*meanwhile in the basement*

[@glassbottlemenacesyou8323]

@@StockyLikeStockings you ruin the joke

[@Semper_Fish]

It's been a stressful week and the soothing delicate sounds of the robust AK-47 really take the edge off. Thank you comrade!

[@DreyzieArt]

I never thought I would see an AK used for ASMR.

[@CozyCrusader]

WE never thought WE would see an AK used for ASMR.

[@CDHyena]

Patrick Worthington we took the words right out my our mouth

[@StevetheWizard2591]

AKSMR

[@Mazwell96]

a simple way to bring people to silence

[@camerontapscott]

Chris sims ASMOUR

[@recycled_trash2062]

Kid: *has a pack of gum* The whole class:

[@recycled_trash2062]

@Nintoasted bylat

[@GR1M_]

Needs more likes

[@pisuter3564]

Slav Aqua. Well then

[@strinkfamily1940]

I will trade that pack of gum for Peter whatever-his-last-name-was' salad dressing

[@boopsboops7692]

Aqua-is-my-Waifu The children: GIMME THE F***IN GUM OR ELTS LISTEN TO THE RELAXING SOUNDS OF MY AK-47 B****

[@raccooncafe5689]

I can just imagine his landlord or something walking in on him standing in front of a camera with a Soviet flag behind him while he holds up a rifle.

[@VixiMixi]

FilterHat lmao

[@vicentetemes5793]

Immediately followed by him grinning and saying "Rift!" and canned laughter sounding in the background just for the meme.

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

And then the KGB steps in as the Special guest.

[@chrisscott7990]

Landlord: Time to pay your rent. Rift: I gave it to the state

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

Landlord: Well shiet.

[@maboilgrande4048]

This man: presses the trigger to relax the people AK-47 : start firing This man: *russian confused words*

[@brixflixstudios9151]

*Blyat*

[@alexl7265]

Ахах

[@lag1479]

I hate this comment this was and has to be by far the most annoying cringey "No one" "Literally no one" ":" KZbin ass comment

[@maboilgrande4048]

@@lag1479 Bro 💀 nobody cares about your opinion

[@zrx1200r06]

​@@lag1479 what?

[@Benadryl.Barbarian]

1:16 the quiet kid when everyones being loud

[@nivekzelaznog4151]

I almost died of laughter my comrade

[@user-slayer]

Lmao

[@yoru7852]

You mean *our* Ak-47?

[@saffron6870]

ooooo-ooooo-ooooooooo-uhhhhhh

[@brick6123]

Lol

[@alexanderxb.6481]

See comrade this AK can make you sleep.... Forever

[@k2king249]

Alexander XB. Oh shit, that got dark( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) сукна

[@hijustacommenter10yearsand10]

Underrated

[@beanie640]

GImMiE! *BLAM*

[@rakottocosplay3004]

Look, im a vizard. Ану чики брики и в дамки!!!!!!!!!

[@kanji6634]

Yes Conrad

[@No_stoping_haixs]

1:23 teachers when a student has a hoodie on

[@lazye3662]

😂😂

[@dontlistentome7498]

Ohhh fuck

[@btcnxtc]

😂

[@nothingnothing2684]

16:07 teachers when student gets bullied

[@simsdidsomestuff2304]

A teacher once said I looked like a gangbanger when I was wearing a hoodie.

[@tryingtoreachyouaboutyourc6161]

Rift: Listen to the nice souns of our AK-47 *fires gun* Me:*falls asleep*

[@alke5668]

This is sad and cursed

[@taylorszafranski8654]

The big sleep

[@sixfootfemboy]

the forever sleep

[@orangepootis7787]

Falls asleep forever

[@grimdemise7835]

Sounds

[@definetlynotviny]

That slice of bread is incredibly relaxing.

[@cl4wzstre4mz68]

My history teacher: is there something funny here? Me: no maam My brain: soviet onion

[@yata_iwart]

Lmao

[@smortboyz]

My history teacher? Our history teacher!

[@человекразумный-т4б]

Капиталист, я тебя выслушал, теперь встань к стенке

[@0lega746]

Забавно

[@eeljai2048]

Soviets have LAYERS.

[@user-vb2go3bd2t]

“You see Ivan, you put silencer on grenade, you get quiet explosion for purpose of stealth”

[@anime_man6950]

‘-‘ yeah, this big brain time

[@aliteralcabbage5296]

Bro I just died laughing why is that so funny

[@DavidNikkiZane]

You? OUR!!!

[@CHR0N0S256]

No WE put silencers...

[@Thecloaker_]

‘-‘ *dont mind me just dieing of laughter*

[@mmmxp]

Этот АСМР совершил революцию в -моём- нашем сне.

[@mindik9172]

А потом начал проводить репрессии, в виде сонного параличя.

[@noise_9558]

​@@mindik9172Хахахха хорооош)

[@Anti-furry636]

Не хватает только русского акцента😂

[@GoodHero]

Товарищ сонный паралич

[@Jean-Louise-duboire]

Эtot ASMR sovershil революцию в наshem' sне

[@faxerisimo]

“Here, listen to the relaxing sounds of my AK-47” it never gets old

[@Orysswill1]

420

[@erykw5445]

@@Orysswill1 69

[@nighttimestalker]

Autonomous kalashnikov meridian response

[@Lord_Viscerate]

kaleb Powell Avtomat Kalashnikova meridian response *rather

[@theguy2628]

*You don’t find this video* *This video finds you*

[@gasmaskguy6032]

well its true

[@skeebzoyoungerzzz707]

True blyat

[@ohlenfranks5677]

Us

[@natesh8677]

KZbin's Algorithm : *sweats

[@laurynas8569]

Thats some *woke* shit right there

[@kaos9758]

This is like rule 34, if something exists, there is an asmr for it

[@mallardofmodernia8092]

Rule 2Z

[@Ne_Xo4y_MoLoK0]

t-34

[@primalboi96]

Rule 35

[@mattyboi-matt4338]

Not my tingles, our tingles

[@PenanPeliVideot]

Comrade, after this video would you like to play some tennis?

[@atomicindependence7644]

No homo... right. .....RIGHT!!!!

[@brunow.a.8539]

Yah comrade! This is the good soviet chill power!

[@empiricalpanzervii1556]

@@atomicindependence7644. Indeed, all of that nonsense is forbidden in our great Soviet republic!

[@atomicindependence7644]

@@empiricalpanzervii1556 I wish it was here pal, I wish it was here.

[@droxx8547]

Friend: Hey, what are you doing? Me: watching ASMR on my phone Comrade: you mean... our phone?

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

Oh shit............WE better run.

[@Barkinsson]

*Sovjet anthem starts playing*

[@datboirightder2807]

@@Barkinsson looks like WE have bad grammar comrade

[@Barkinsson]

@@datboirightder2807 OUR grammar

[@everdens1251]

It's a typical mistake. Communism is not about common property, but about common ownership of the means of production.

[@poker8086]

Our favorite ourtuber is publishing our video

[@adrian-wg9vv]

Poker FloppityFlop yes

[@DanteHellDrive]

Ourtube for everyone

[@zachmarshall6059]

My brain wont process this this

[@amdecentgamingmoveyt1586]

"EM WHY" is a forbidden word here it is only our@@zachmarshall6059

[@nikolasheinemann2580]

With this guy you never know if its serious or not...

[@drumjunk]

It’s not, kind of obvious

[@Sbey__chmonya]

Never, never

[@S.D.323]

its serious comrade he invented time travel to bring our Supreme Leader Karl Marx to the present

[@mr.wyrzykowski7522]

relaxing sounds of ak47, **shoots**

[@PivoGigaChad]

And heart attack

[@justrussia1528]

In the school

[@hackerjamsandjustweggamer]

Mr. Wyrzykowski BIT it was not a shoot sound it was Soviet Union anthem

[@Erikslayerus]

Relaxing sounds of playing csgo *rush B*

[@Michael-Ambarossa]

FUKIN KURWA DONT SHOOT ME

[@Gavin_Cr06]

1:17 me when i walk into class (edit: this is a joke if you couldn’t tell)

[@radioqueen8382]

Sly hahahaha

[@lemonke3774]

Well played, comrade. Well played.

[@naughtymelon6712]

I’m guessing you’re the quiet kid?

[@Gavin_Cr06]

Toxic Watermelonz, more of the semi popular kid that only talks with some people, sits at the back of the class with said friends, semi depressed... you get it

[@xc6603]

@@Gavin_Cr06 so your a fucking normie?

[@fbi3579]

I'll let this one slide.

[@silvia_fuku0ka845]

We will let this one slide

[@user-slayer]

FBI she said she was 18 i swear

[@ostk4yden456]

Don’t you mean *WE’LL*

[@fbi3579]

@@ostk4yden456 are you apart of the FBI?

[@frostbite9926]

@@ostk4yden456 s h i n e i

[@Stalker_OZK45]

Этот мужий явсно знает толк в ASMR

[@c0opm849]

Yes you are promoted

[@tripzixn]

Me!?!?!?

[@lilymcclure2410]

@@tripzixn No

[@hookahgodrob]

Joseph Stalin can I get food now?

[@lilymcclure2410]

@@hookahgodrob no

[@tripzixn]

@@hookahgodrob just cause of that your gonna go to the gulag

[@kakutasu8431]

"this is my AK-47, and-" *Accidentally pulls trigger "Ack, cyka" "Anyway"

[@Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx]

Missing Context our AK-47*

[@Oreoshka]

Сука блять

[@Oreoshka]

@@dmitriyfuhrer2323 не по русски лучше

[@Oreoshka]

@@asspenetrator5132 поддерживаю

[@sanywolfer]

Heaven Ascension Dio Why are you correcting a guy who wrote it properly

[@thegreatnuggetknight9177]

As a german. I can say this definitely would have terrified my grandfather.

[@koencalixalipon355]

Ayo

[@firdlk2055]

German asmr, bitte

[@td_is_infinite667]

wait a minute what

[@asher714]

its terrifying me as a german💀💀💀

[@againsttheriver3657]

@@td_is_infinite667 His grandfather was nazi

[@just_damian7]

Thank you Comrade for the tingles you have given to us!

[@colton3927]

Every gun owner: Always treat a gun like it is loaded Comrade Yuri: *Points Ak towards feet*

[@saifkhan1822]

Comrade Yuri has no need to be scared of his AK he has bonded closely with it after several freezing nights spent with only his AK

[@colton3927]

@@saifkhan1822 I have level four bonding with my horse in rdr2 and it will kick me in the face sometimes for no reason at all and it almost died from a train and I saved it from death so comrade yuri should be careful never know when they'll turn on you

[@TheDude420.69]

Least it’s not his face Foot shot: BLYAT IDIA NAHUI Face shot: *Dies in Russian*

[@buddys2ndaccount994]

“Listen to the relaxing sounds of my ak-47” Fires 600 rpm next to my ear.

[@texso2265]

Doesn't an AK shoot 650rpm, I think the AK 74 shoots 650 to 750

[@paradox__chaotic6098]

When I first listened to this I thought he was gonna actually shoot it and I turned my volume wayyy down real fast! xD

[@paradox__chaotic6098]

@Drake Jenness I don't I'm sorry comrade

[@johngewecke8000]

Brah do you even have an ear

[@Fighting_Fatigue_117]

@@johngewecke8000 What?

[@makarovnum1drider]

This is like the 10th communist related video I've seen on my homepage, is this like a sign??

[@mrlemonade281]

Missed opportunity to call that "USSMR"

[@josephgonzalez7746]

ASMOUR

[@stevenalcaraz2716]

clay brick we are dead

[@ofhistoryandscience6095]

Assmr

[@Tengoquecambiar]

URSSMR

[@asherwebber3512]

"Relax to the sounds of my ak47" shoots a dictator*

[@LyNguyen-yp5cb]

Hitler

[@dumpsterfire3214]

i mean the thought of that is relaxing

[@aid2381]

@@dumpsterfire3214 congratulations your brain is fucked up :)

[@dumpsterfire3214]

@@aid2381 i hate dictators :)

[@aid2381]

@@dumpsterfire3214 and dictators hate you

[@WockhartEnthusiast]

*Reznovs' final speech, 1944 colorized*

[@hattytheman446]

*Ussr anthem plays*

[@badbroozer6561]

*Black ops 4 theme song plays*

[@creamlord8257]

STEP 8, REZNOV

[@lavarjordan278]

*THE NUMBERS WHAT DO THEY MEAN*

[@bb-yk8oe]

YuhboiJay but ak-47 wasn’t made yet in 1944

[@daryldixonlove7949]

Отличный асмр, товарищ!

[@cephalonplant4087]

*zooms In on AK-47 markings* "Made in China"

[@tachakathelord8270]

Gulag is down the hall

[@stinkygOat]

:D

[@kaamuu557]

Mercury Gaming Knows more shit* Finds our Russia is fighting China NANI

[@seangilmore_]

Wasn’t China communist?

[@seangilmore_]

tachaka the lord and into the pit

[@JamesSmith-il2wk]

After buying everything for this vid he probably got put on an FBI watchlist

[@Hippeaux]

Well I defiantly am...

[@TobuscusGameing]

James Smith I know someone with the same name as you

[@aaronaldrich4731]

Nope. Its easier to buy an AK-47 than a handgun. No wait and 18 or older. You gotta love the U.S.A. Sorry about you guys in semi Marxist Western nations.

[@fatjuicytaco]

Aaron Aldrich The reason the law is that way is because it is much harder to conceal an AK than a Glock. Plus, it’s nearly impossible to obtain a fully automatic firearm, and the sales are closely tracked and monitored by the government.

[@JamesSmith-il2wk]

WayToGo Paul you beat me to it lol i was going to say borderline exactly what you just said. there also is no federal "wait period" for any firearm like he is implying, thats purely each states decision.

[@smh_240]

*in the middle of a war* This dude: lemme put you to sleep

[@phizquip]

this vid hits different

[@astrowind2873]

Soviet sleep technique being used in the Cold War to help soldiers who can’t sleep 1964 colorized

[@obamabinboolin8128]

*FOREVER*

[@Simpo-iu6gx]

Ae Mate this is the comunist torture добро пожаловать в мой asmr

[@SusieLegionDBD]

LMAO

[@Makzim83]

Звучит действительно странно, но забавно. У многих вызывает противоречивые чувства, но у меня данное видео вызывает симпатию. Всем приятных снов. 😊

[@cribcron5807]

Ленин в мавзолее: крутой асмр, сплю от него уже целый век

[@wilsontubetv594]

So true

[@ЕгорКазаков-о3и]

Я не единственный русский

[@michaelhofmann6443]

@@ЕгорКазаков-о3и Ето правда

[@НорикЗахарян-с4ц]

Салам русиши

[@buttfuccer]

@@ЕгорКазаков-о3и relatable

[@flwtheleader]

Lol,first minute into the video:'here,listen to the relaxing sound of my AK-47'

[@urielluna980]

Our AK-47*

[@Pavle42069]

Our* rebember comunism

[@sansprosii]

1:23 *Me when someone wakes me up at 5am.*

[@Teabag2007]

Lol that would be me to

[@marziabaglioni6950]

WE when's someone wakes US up at 5am

[@joeltehguy]

@SAM TV OUR mom

[@arctikavenger]

THAT TIME STAMP IS SO MEMEABLE

[@TheDeathChamber10]

VENOM1756 same

[@JDPhoenix]

Imagine a video with exclusively Ak-47 triggers. There are so many sounds you can make with it and they are all good

[@Laking1234]

imagine this guys search history on amazon

[@meanieman6]

That’s what I’m wondering

[@simppolice1450]

His FBI agent is probably thinks he’s a sleeper agent lol

[@_.PORKAEL._]

Yo it’s reznov

[@DomWorkss]

alexa order everything thats communist

[@human4294]

Frfr that's my exact search history on Amazon

[@branden3118]

Russian Interrogator Putting a German Lieutenant Back to Sleep after interrogation 1944 Colorized

[@RedFriendGuy]

26:28

[@Eric0225]

Kalashnikov wasn't made in 1944

[@relanimh1039]

human being r/woosh

[@swatty2229]

Alright this is the only comment that's good

[@angieespinosa9941]

Ghostin Neo BREADDDDDDDD

[@Wingawoo]

*The perfect asmr doesn't exi-*

[@hiimbeta413]

the guy above me is "very original"

[@m3m3radam17]

For the people to share

[@littlegibler-deserted3664]

Asmr where we need to share

[@Wingawoo]

@@littlegibler-deserted3664 "ASMR our need to share

[@littlegibler-deserted3664]

Futuristic Clickbait my bad

[@corybeauchamp8846]

5yrs later still a goated creator and this video is still perfection

[@smithwenzel]

I love how he used *communism* as a trigger word

[@CptGravel]

It is very relaxing.

[@wildfire3986]

Sleep

[@joeltehguy]

We used*

[@deadlapland7437]

CUMmunism

[@name-wi1nm]

*we* will sleep

[@thinktexas4717]

I’m not gonna lie, when he said “listen to the relaxing sounds of my ak-47” I thought this man was about to start railing

[@joeltehguy]

WE'RE not gonna lie, when he said "listen to the relaxing sounds of my ak-47" WE thought this man was about to start railing

[@ThyLemonKnight]

It is our ak 47

[@ThyLemonKnight]

I know

[@reduxys4819]

Somebody needs to make an edit like that tho

[@ThyLemonKnight]

Bruh

[@oatmeal_man]

He won’t be liberating WE will be liberating.

[@rootstrees]

girls: "ASMR: 100 makeup brush tingles" the boys:

[@marianneeatscrackers1547]

Matthew Bates *The Comrades

[@putridplaguer]

No it's *our* comrades

[@Burek_so_sirenje]

Matthew Bates nah

[@jonmtch2712]

*Yes.*

[@sebastianchinnici2442]

Your comment is very macho

[@raccoonraccoon32]

Nobody: Me at 4:58am: Watching communist ASMR

[@oledymov8739]

Omg sameee

[@1DJ_416]

RACCOON RACCOON omg same

[@pintava8176]

3:47am 🤙

[@johnbridger1403]

I'm watching this at 4:38 lol

[@tomatoooo1102]

Me at 3:00

[@johndonwood4305]

Listening to this while standing in a line for bread.

[@dutchcommunist4579]

What bread is ukraine is no food

[@Flynn_Aster]

ER hearted your comment lol.

[@laeggroll777]

But what is calming communism bread?

[@austin37201]

Afri Kaan bread is a type of food

[@warwick802]

Lol

[@s_nick_ers]

So ITS our Channel?

[@allheroacademia7632]

you must share the ad revenue with us comrad

[@Afterdarksplifz_]

Your pfp scared the shit outta me

[@typicalstoner934]

Let’s hit 10k subscribers without a video I hope you get 10k subs with no videos that would be seriously hot

[@Afterdarksplifz_]

@@typicalstoner934 ikr

[@charlievillarreal274]

Help this cat amalgamation reach 10k.

[@SakaraCoyfox]

Ad Revenue? If so he's probably the only content creator on KZbin who actually has it xD

[@Yveci]

If a concept exists, there's an asmr for it.

[@mikeman3557]

Word

[@missmichelle1290]

Word

[@noahparnell9583]

Me looking for Shrek the asmovie

[@grug925]

Rule 34 B

[@diegon3045]

Rule 1938

[@DinoSTrex]

Babe: wanna come ? Stalin : no I'm busy sending people to the gulag. Babe: my parents aren't here Stalin : I know.

[@blueangels111]

Dino S. Trex this needs more likes

[@coldhorizon-nx4mb]

Destruction 100

[@swindlesween]

lmao

[@cactus5109]

Daaaaaaaaamn

[@shrek6723]

nice

[@Gues21ng]

I don’t know how I should feel about this being my favorite ephemeral rift video

[@smithwenzel]

“Here, listen to the relaxing sounds of my AK-47.” 🤣

[@Burned_man757]

BOOM click click click click

[@anidiot4992]

*Various quiet shooting noises*

[@aturkeymain]

@@anidiot4992 Should've used an AS Val

[@mateemeli4753]

Our ak-47

[@gigaman1234]

Where did he get it tho

[@usoppfangirl8153]

U.S.M.R. Unionized Soviet Meridian Response

[@KingAceHernandez1291]

That is the Best comment ever

[@superioritycomplex647]

U.S.M.R? That sound too much american! Gulag will come to you!

[@joshuamanjarrez6321]

@@superioritycomplex647 USSMR then

[@clanof1144]

да будет благословенна мать россия

[@ovs8691]

Then it would be CCMO

[@JulianTrainKidProductions]

This isn’t ASMR... **_THIS IS ASMOUR_**

[@crackergavin18]

*WHEEZE

[@v1toc0bo1]

I just-

[@glassbottlemenacesyou8323]

*no jokes, to the army*

[@heartofonyx9763]

Not gonna lie, this is a pretty good joke

[@fanaticdrunkard]

Not ASMR USSR

[@sheayk3864]

Когда рассказал деду сколько зарабатывают асмрщики

[@Тотсамый-х1ж8з]

вот это хорошая

[@fassad2388]

Not your AK-47, *_OUR_* AK-47.

[@JV-bj4kx]

Not our AK-47, *YOURS* AK-47

[@Mayaktayka]

Ахахах,лол ору

[@akirax461]

So the Pigmasks are communists?

[@wojtektomczak1343]

Not ak47 blyat AK

[@nothingbutpain863]

I'm wondering what will happen if he pulls the trigger accidentally...

[@kifter9675]

All Soviets Must Relax

[@alizteralmocera9252]

Revolutionary relaxation

[@jj9217]

The ASMR revolution of October

[@Робот-т2э]

Даже Ленин востал на 53 минуты и 40 секунд

[@PTDS1-3]

@@Робот-т2э 41 секунды

[@TheBoyBanditKing1911]

All soviets must die

[@Jesal-]

Fellow comrade: Listen to the sounds of my AK-47 *starts shooting*

[@melonbetter2813]

Of *OUR* AK-47

[@nipplecream3099]

Jesal LET ME PLAY YOU THE SONG OF *OUR* PEOPLE *RATATATATATAT*

[@aditood92]

Ok

[@石川-v8u]

ｙｐａａａａａａａａ！！！！

[@izukuwumidowiya301]

Jesal our*

[@black56179]

An asmr video that we ALL can actually enjoy watching

[@MhmtEumer_]

heheheh nice one

[@epickius]

this man's gun should be called ASMR-47

[@n0body704]

Maluko nice

[@ljevarr]

AKSMR-47

[@randomman6351]

I guess for communists its aksmr-228

[@drunkjack2365]

Death Ray why are you talking about our comrades in third person? You mean “us” not “communists”

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@drunkjack2365 is OUR

[@Daniel-nk3bh]

*KZbin has left the chat* *OurTube has joined the party*

[@MoskHotel]

*Joins in*

[@ski_e2813]

*TheirTube has appeared!*

[@ItsChrizz]

slavtube

[@whoneedsdefenseanyways4418]

🤣🤣

[@KovoratianShockTroop1462]

A wild Slav has entered the party

[@code3998]

*AK47 laid to sleep thousands of people, but for the first time in this way*

[@vladivostok_infamous]

Спиздил шутку у Тимура Докторова

[@code3998]

@@vladivostok_infamous и чё? Мне кто то это запрещает делать? Не все американцы понимают русский язык. Вы, маленькие дети, не заебались писать по кд, мол, спиздил шутку, ко-ко-ко? Всем поебать.

[@blind4342]

Code 3 Не бомби

[@MatheusAlves-db9jy]

420 blazeit

[@02iscringe55]

blyat

[@spongeboymebob7770]

We are thankful for this Asmr Comrade,

[@ChazMcGutter]

Capitalist ASMR: 1.3 million views Communist ASMR: 2 million views "Oh yeah, the people's revolution is all coming together."

[@warcats7207]

Lets liberate vietnam again?

[@Htx.L0S]

America Capitalism is the way Also America when someone finds oil OUR OIL MY COMRADES

[@SUN-ww6ds]

Our revolution

[@joski-pon]

Communist ASMR 2.1 million

[@WaxenOmnivore]

@Byron Kelly Not true anymore

[@InvaderZim_]

Never thought I could get tingles by someone whispering "Communism" in my ear.

[@chaster_mief]

*OUR* ear

[@Dat_Floof]

*our* tingles

[@theow771]

*OUR ANTHEM STARTS BLARING*

[@oswisso1196]

Our tingle our ears *our*

[@ゆい-c2y]

@IrateCheetahGaming and you are a *WESTERN SPY*

[@nataliapoog2045]

Everybody: nice ASMR video Poland: *triggered*

[@carryhandleenjoyer7411]

I'm Polish and I can't say that that's false lmao

[@rorschach5704]

*Hitler has entered the chat*

[@deadinsidechirren.7353]

*Jews have mistakenly entered the chat*

[@robertdenirogolfing8267]

@@carryhandleenjoyer7411 yo same

[@rorschach5704]

*Jews haved been banned from the chat*

[@BreakstuffzMapping]

Thumbnail comparison: Communist: Shows everything that is in the video Capitalist: *m o n e y*

[@f0cke_wulf764]

He protec He attac But most importantly On AK he Tap

[@jvs912]

I don't even know what to say wow

[@aijagiga1502]

What if he starts to chew on it

[@douchefuckmcgee]

In Soviet Russia, AK tap YOU!

[@Justa_Guy_YT]

I know the AK is a replica. _But why is the trigger moving when it’s on safe_

[@lockheedac-130gunship8]

i have this denix AK and it is nothing like a real AK47 the proportions are all wrong so it doesn't surprise me

[@thispersondoesnotexist405]

"comrade, are you sure it's on sa-* gunshots*

[@cr7pobre458]

👍

[@sleepystalin5606]

@@lockheedac-130gunship8 any recommendations on a better replica?

[@lockheedac-130gunship8]

@@sleepystalin5606 I don't know where your from but if you live in a country that can have airsoft guns there's a company called cyma that makes pretty decent replicas

[@BusyBASMR]

The creativity never ceases. 🙌🏻

[@ohyeahyeah5377]

A fellow ASMRer

[@BusyBASMR]

Comrade Boyardee indeed 😁

[@UkuleleVillain]

old meme

[@moltasberglund]

This is the true art of youtube.

[@derptnb9340]

Busy B ASMR hey busy b

[@maximumeffort1006]

"Calming bread movement" sounds...... unique to say the least

[@fatjuicytaco]

“Listen to the relaxing sounds of my AK-47” *fires gun*

[@someguy2605]

I laughed the instant i read that

[@thedoctorwillseeunow2233]

Is good Kalashnikov blyat

[@pirrichochitos1634]

Wtf I literally read that while he was saying that HAHSSHSHSHSHAHSHSKAAJAJSJDNZJSWUJA

[@lukaskarpovicius5323]

WayToGo Paul My reaction would be your channel pic

[@WHEELES]

Спасибо, Товарищ. Вы сделали мой день намного веселее!

[@nerdgator1379]

“He crushes the nuts of capitalism.”

[@enclave5901]

WE CRUSH

[@red_official_69]

WE*

[@JUSTOR0]

Ummmmm... What tipe of nuts? 😳

[@Panzerspahwagen_1]

@@JUSTOR0 OUR nuts.

[@brianstabile165]

Ha ha but capitalism has no gender

[@oksidwaller6210]

Joseph Stalin wants know your location

[@sexton_hale24verinaud66]

Joseph Stalin wants to know OUR location

[@keegan271]

@@sexton_hale24verinaud66 heh

[@Bobthebuilder618]

Oksid Waller Agree

[@Pigeon249]

Hhhmmm

[@sukhoisu-24fencer3]

@@Pigeon249 tovarisch Stalin what are our orders?

[@rc8794]

A - A S - superior M - motherland R - Russia

[@kingston3616]

A - Adidas, Arctic, anti-capitalism, AK-47 S - Slav, sausage, Stalin, squatting, sharing, starvation, Soviet, snow, same M - manifesto, motherland R - Russia, red, Rasputin

[@rc8794]

BenjiGoldilocks Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы, народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы, к победе ведет! Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы, И Ленин великий нам путь озарил. Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил. Славься, Отечество чаше свободное, Счастья народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет! Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody, I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril. Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil. Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe, Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot! Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet! Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях, Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем! Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений, Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Славы народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет!

[@kingston3616]

FortniteGod Boss sorry I don’t speak Russian. :(

[@pistrisfox9652]

Soyuz nyerushimij ryespublik svobodnykh Splotila navyeki vyelikaya Rus'; Da zdravstvuyet sozdannyj volyej narodov Yedinyj, moguchij Sovyetskij Soyuz! Slav'sya, otyechyestvo Nashye svobodnoye, Druzhby narodov nadyozhnyj oplot! Partiya Lyenina Sila narodnaya Nas k torzhyestvu Kommunizma vyedyot! Skvoz' grozi siyalo Nam solntsye svobody I Lyenin vyelikij nam put' ozaril Na pravoye dyelo on podnyal narody Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil!

[@-oks1d899]

BenjiGoldilocks This is the anthem of the USSR, my English-speaking friend

[@tgreyson420]

вау.. это для ВСЕХ НАС, чтобы ПОДЕЛИТЬСЯ на сон?!

[@PrinceLlamanade]

*The perfect Asmr doesnt exis-*

[@timetowaitanother90days11]

This man has a voice that sounds like it’s been through 10 smokes and the eyes that haven’t rested due to the 15 vodka bottles this man has gone through. True slav...