CAPITAO CLAPITAO | Rainbow Six Siege

FOLLOW ME HERE ▼
➧ Twitter: / darussianbadger
➧ Twitch: / therussianbadger
➧ Discord: / discord
➧MY SETUP: www.amazon.com...
➧SHIRTS: teespring.com/...
BUDDIES YOU HEARD IN THIS VIDEO ▼
Grouse (Yellow): / @thegrouse
Heavenly (Pink): / king_bengie
Eekaj (Orange): / eekajj
Geuce (Green): / thebiggeuce
Mickey (Turquoise): / mickeymt
Skullker (Bright Purple): / skullker21
Pasta (Blue): / yaboipasta
Milk (Dark Purple): / pawgcarrymeplz
Clu (Light Yellow): / clu_snake
MUSIC ▼
Muzzy - Horsepower: • Muzzy - Horsepower [Mo...

[@SuperGamingDude]

Y’all better not be clapping cheeks in this video. Or that’ll be very not epic

[@davidfuentes4548]

SuperGaming Dude you know what is epic?

[@davidfuentes4548]

Going to McDonald’s and asking for the fortnite burger

[@TWTO8818]

SuperGaming Dude too late

[@corvo2776]

ｂｕｅｎｏｓ　ｄｉａｓ　ｍａｎｄｙ

[@jakobmartins5027]

that’s not very cash money of you

[@thedoomslayer3266]

21:05 "In Soviet Bloc, I was born and raised, in the gulags, where I spent most of my days." LOL 21:10 "I have present for you. An 7.62..." LOL

[@TheR6BeatBoxerDW]

Exactly what I was after lmao

[@bquad2]

shut up

[@SirFlowerBoy]

“*Cough Cough* “BLYAT”.”

[@rinkothelad]

21:16 you shoot more accurately for fear of hitting fingers.

[@ridgelineenjoyer1517]

That 7.62 looked more like a 12.7 (Russian.50 bmg)

[@ae7262]

"Fewer eyes, more bullets" he keeps a spare mag in his eye socket

[@MeeMaw1971]

Oh no...

[@shanonfree8210]

I can feel that.

[@MeeMaw1971]

Nevermind oh yes!

[@dalto07k60]

What happens when he has the saw? Does he just have a box mag in his skull?

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

@@dalto07k60 yes

[@yotamravid3159]

Everytime bajur says "chat" I like to think he's talking to a guy named Chat who's just standing there watching him play

[@jazzbanditclips1368]

Yotam Ravid “pogs in chat”

[@hakzource8660]

69 likes nice

[@Beretsquid]

*POG*

[@lolxd3714]

Online teacher everyone go talk in chat The kid named Chat:...o_O

[@cross-san7585]

Like a little brother just wachting ya play

[@SaIti2]

Capitao: where’s the hostage Fuze planting a charge: every where

[@philippdolschan7669]

Fuze: There, over there, and up there

[@southSNIPEDZ]

*There about to be in the sky*

[@yellowhawk01]

Fuze: what’s a hostage?

[@LilMcMoffett]

@@philippdolschan7669 Achmed reference.

[@Bla7f]

fuse: YES

[@Itsthefry69]

CAPITÃO CLAPITÃO CAN’T SEE HALF THE MAPITÃO

[@lennonmccaherty6958]

Kyle Webb wow

[@bork8066]

Your a Genius I love you

[@skull_boy1685]

OOF

[@adenkyramud5005]

Give that man a medal! And an eyeball!

[@Itsthefry69]

Jayson Bennett just give me credit Lol

[@ethanhatcher5533]

*grim sky comes out* RussianBadger: Capitão video Me: but what about clash or mav- RussianBadger: CAPITÃO. VIDEO.

[@chimblemasterofchimney4771]

Bajur does what he wants.

[@morithelaurie6270]

clapitao is a counter to clash so it is understandable

[@dabwizard2067]

It’s because he’s black

[@dabwizard2067]

Clash is English so she’s not really black

[@evanstokes1947]

Cooper Cowden What

[@budgetaryarc3744]

"Only hit fingers twice so far, still have eight left."

[@Geowal]

On this hand

[@stormaurora3027]

I have 11 fingies

[@bladewolf7109]

"They hit my fingies mom!" 🤣

[@Daedric_Secrecy]

*Not for long*

[@theonlyone2.037]

AAH seven

[@Pimenta-]

Hey, brazilian here, and Capitão's "portuguese" voice lines actually sound a lot like Spanish, not Portuguese, if I'm not mistaking the voice actor for Capitão isn't even brazilian, unlike Cav and her's great voice lines :)

[@gonkdroid2774]

sério? 2 anos jogando, e nesse coment de 4 meses atrás... só fui descobri iss agr

[@juliano4199]

Brasil garai

[@GabrielGarcia-jz8fb]

verdade pura

[@pepitaplayz9645]

Shut UP

[@apaxfenrir8113]

@@pepitaplayz9645 No u

[@braxtonalan927]

20:24 You're welcome.

[@cvat4233]

Thank you fellow comrade

[@Mr.Comedian42069]

BLYAAAAAAAT

[@doge4730]

*clears throat* BLYAT

[@LDSG_A_Team]

Really need a clip of that, lol

[@spookerfacedmann9280]

B y l a t

[@Varinius]

Lets not forget hes the only proper counter to the angery bald black woman

[@Dorufumingu]

Idk, hitting her with zofie's impacts is pretty fun

[@arcturyn5303]

"British woman literally too angry to die"

[@Winning11Fan]

Tatcher

[@JoeSmith-pp6uy]

You can switch and kill him really easily.

[@Soulless261]

Thatcher shits in her cereal pretty hard too. Chucking an emp and then rushing her has worked more than it should.

[@smartalec404]

17:33 When I’m being sneaky and I run into a bee hive.

[@xXxwdswgscoprxXx]

Agreed

[@Shad0wBoxxer]

Fuk bees

[@PettyKreuger]

Best part

[@kainoaghostbaang9359]

Most underrated Skullker quote.

[@kainoaghostbaang9359]

18:11 is another one that works so perfectly with alex Jones's bees lol

[@Day1_Sleepy]

"In Soviet Russia born and raise, Right in the gulags is where I spent most of my days."

[@danielhizo3637]

No its In Soviet Bloc born and raised in the gulags is where I spent most of my days

[@shartfart123]

Yall bout to get clapped

[@bruhfart6770]

Gengar Gaming yeah, that’s what he said what’s the point in quoting him?

[@depressed3677]

Is that a motherfucking Fresh Prince Reference?!?!

[@motivationalpizzaman9718]

Dying

[@Loreofw0rlds]

I used to deal *drugs* I did *drugs* I had to deal *drugs* I even had to deal *drugs* And I was so good at it... It got me moar *d r u g s*

[@communistcancer]

Voodoo one bandit informs you of his sordid history with narcotics

[@SussyCephalopod]

Hhhmmmmmm

[@devoidchain5846]

*SNORTING INTENSIFIES*

[@flokus1814]

Voodoo one, viper's on station.

[@redskull999_5]

Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugs Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugs Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugs Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugs Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugs

[@giovannibrine2027]

He attac, he estract, but most importantly his vision wack

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

*DON'T WORRY BOYS I HAVE AN EYEBALL IN MY GUN, IT'S COVERING OUR 6*

[@antonalinea6091]

*Wacc*

[@Francis63591]

WACC

[@ilimuninati4929]

OoOoOoOof

[@opalgem3192]

No one gonna mention it's spelled extract

[@Midway_CV-41]

"In Soviet bloc I was born raised In the gulags where I spent most of my days." Quality poetry

[@bradenwindsor3429]

👌

[@xtracool12]

This needs to be a full song

[@MakoTism]

Da

[@joshuapalma408]

Back in russia i was in gulag for days sitting there absorbing suns rays

[@notajtag4568]

*bloc

[@chakaislife3046]

16:53 that transition was so good

[@toxicknight2113]

capitão needs a googley eye as his next head gear over his eye patch

[@Janes_Jam]

nah just a picture of his right eye, but flipped

[@TheMadone67]

@@Janes_Jam like demoman

[@TheRattYT]

@Ubisoft Hire this person, now.

[@canhebeatgokutho9034]

God, DAMN Time stamps: 12:05 and 18:44 and 19:18 Ur welcome have a nice day :))

[@samalfonzo7077]

aj Heath + 4:16

[@dasbaconboi7446]

19:16 is the final GOD, DAMN 19:18 is right after it ends

[@TheLegendaryBeta]

How does he do that?

[@spencerhean5045]

I love you

[@dankmemelord8340]

Love the Baku reference

[@BobBrawlhalla]

Capitao has like 6 different voice lines for "I'm too old for this shit..."

[@sneakyyz429]

18:44 when your teammate drops an ace

[@TheZer0666]

21:05 best part of this whole thing in my opinion

[@lexiplays1252]

Indeed

[@russianbiaskv1575]

One of the best poems I’ve ever heard

[@candymanva9629]

I need a full version

[@juliandimaria3040]

18:11 is hilarious

[@robbysasso6074]

i’m here to F U C K 🅱️ E E S

[@thetexan1011]

* 20:24

[@rinkothelad]

21:06

[@b.m.1106]

18:10 never gets old

[@marloncarbajal5492]

same for 17:33

[@BigBossPW1974]

**knock knock knock** I'M HERE TO- F U C K 🅱️ E E S

[@dankisourisrex3867]

Finka has nanites Thatcher has an emp grenade Smoke has a poisonous gas And then there’s capitao coming through with a crossbow

[@dovahkiin_brasil]

I bet 5 bucks in CLAPITAO

[@ilimuninati4929]

And Twitch and Echo have drones

[@ethanpike428]

Laughs in Sledge

[@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761]

@@ethanpike428 *laughs in caviera*

[@ethanpike428]

@@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761 laughs in Goyo

[@cosmicstrawberry7579]

"nobody expects the Brazilian inquisition" Am Brazilian and can confirm. Edit: WoW sO mAnY lIkEs Oh MaH gAwD

[@IAmTh3Doom]

Noone cares about your shit country.

[@pabloc4204]

xDooM? wtf? And nobody cares about your shitty life.

[@krieg356]

Nicholas Menezes meu chapa, essa foto de perfil e esse inglês rasgado não ta ajudando o seu caso

[@vimastermob1316]

HUEHEUHEUHEUHEUHEHUE

[@pabloc4204]

Lucas Abreu qq eu te fiz pra tu me ofender assim? ele fez algo, eu respondi pois me chateou, e vc vem falando de mim sem motivo aparente? e que caso? Como atacar pessoas na internet: Fale da foto de perfil delas e se o ingles delas nao for tão bom, fale dele também! mesmo se a pessoa nao ter feito nada contra você.

[@Ben-zg5xb]

Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked...

[@kaisaber8948]

Lmfao

[@surfz4897]

Im so glad other people get this

[@totallyhuman5144]

Only Capitao master of all 4 crossbow bolts could stop them,but when rainbow six needed him most, he vanished.

[@gabrielrice2287]

RikCooper 18 YES

[@LA7867_real]

😂😂😂😂 is that from rick and morty the anime???

[@cayde-6999]

1:32 uldren sov when everybody says that they loved cayde

[@ightg6141]

hey brudda i apologize but i left the guardians to be with the rainbow six very sorry but remember : Uldren is dead so it ain't ur worry no moar

[@thespiciestmeme1181]

What’re you even tryna say here

[@xaviermichel2890]

If we get a elite skin for cap, he needs to have two eyes

[@Mute418]

Shades would be more badass along with his eyepatch fam.

[@FirstnameLastname-uu2zf]

No, he needs 0 eyes

[@ompatel2172]

Bro double eyepatch

[@bluejellyman5952]

He would have a hole and one eye

[@warichkanchai]

What​ about 5​ eyes?

[@ghost_of_kurdt_haunts_my_room]

0:50 *Warden comes out* Badger: well, this is definitely worse.

[@COMBOPOSSIBLE]

17:31 had me in tears

[@braddalrymple8615]

The "I hold gun like this to shoot more accurately" bit made me choke. My lord you guys make me laugh

[@kentontharp1407]

“Because Ubisoft doesn’t watch this far into my videos”

[@blackseir6390]

@@Etchasketchi yo it is

[@sawtoothmusic]

3:18 "im not gonna draw you a diagram" (draws a diagram)

[@TheGodLegendPro]

Spectrum *

[@qm230]

@@TheGodLegendPro spectrum diagram

[@Nova_fox_yt]

@@TheGodLegendPro yea you on that 😂

[@jazzbanditclips1368]

When capitao gets an ace he starts smoking a cigar no one knows this tho because capitao has never aced

[@guest1149]

Ouch.

[@tmaelo7358]

i had a 1v4 clutch with him, against a jager, maestro, doc and rook

[@Madz00000]

Oof

[@Madz00000]

@@tmaelo7358 RIP

[@Madz00000]

@@isaiahgann3804 no you didnt

[@gambalinglad]

10:52 T pose recruit!

[@rorya01ok37]

You mean our Lord and savior "Jebebus?"

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

So wait, he has: Water (freezing people in place like ice) Fire (literal fire) Air (smoke) So my dude throws a rock and he's Avatar

[@tonysoprano2140]

Someone You Don't Know his gun throws hard rocks

[@isabelortega5085]

Chief you smart

[@jamesjamero6583]

Yes, @Tony Soprano! Metal, to be actual. Lead, to be exact.

[@karlhyetravelerofworlds]

Someone You Don't Know no he only has fire and smoke but you can use the fire to force people into corners

[@bradensweat1541]

Someone You Don't Know he doesn’t have water

[@waleedomari9810]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly He wants eye bacc

[@cupcakewithatophat1131]

He protec he attac but most importantly he think crack is wack

[@michaelb.3006]

Badger: “let me axe you a question” My father and I in sync: “let me axe you in the head”

[@jamesmartinez2749]

6:11 he's starving heavenly's ass of oxygen.

[@MarisaFan411]

I paid for those epic looking capitao skins and now badger is using them and I look like some 14 year old badger fan who mic spam about your vids

[@David-uu2bc]

*DO YOU KNOW THE KZbinR RUSSIAN BADGER*

[@nibba3440]

NO ANIME

[@Nocamberr]

A Bundle Of Sticks I feel

[@stillsick.]

Same lmaoooo

[@someretardlastname3920]

Oof

[@johnkellermen7618]

4:13 your welcome

[@theyawningdrake3010]

4.13 the number of homestuck

[@dmitryg7592]

john kellermen much appreciated

[@OptimaAlbozz]

How do i find the sound effect

[@Peeepaw]

1:40 "From Here On Out, You’re Big Boss."

[@mm_food9568]

I’m from Chicago and I’m gunna pull up on your bloc and let that .40 Bang

[@habibizbaydar]

.40*

[@clickedtuda4513]

South Chicago or north im from the northern suburbs

[@zeothesnowwolf2937]

I'm from South-West

[@clickedtuda4513]

Zeo The SnowWolf they be blasting Young boy never broke again out there

[@crossedhydra8827]

your hairline is receding faster than credit karma can save me.

[@alkisleftheriotis9931]

Hi there person with the same profile pic as me.

[@crossedhydra8827]

@@alkisleftheriotis9931 XD hi

[@friedmans2889]

C.G.S. Gaming it looks like you replied to your self

[@aquariusm.910]

*Give him Back his grenades, take them back from finka*

[@AHappyCub]

He have nades ?

[@getnooby7036]

Zukulent Mike no that will make him too goo

[@TheZiadTarek]

@@AHappyCub Had, but IQ took em and then Finka took them

[@aquariusm.910]

@@AHappyCub Back on 2016 he had grenades for like one month and half till they gave him claymore...

[@trailmix7033]

Zukulent Mike that would be a mistake way worse than ela during the blood orchard

[@michaelb.3006]

People: “vape good” Me: “it’s literally steam! Steam is water! Your lungs aren’t designed for water! You would get more worth by just drowning in the pool

[@lDagon]

One day a non-portuguese speaker will be able to say Capitão

[@henriquealvarenga9244]

TheOnlyDavidG. They don't even know what the "ã" means, and they won't waste their time searching it. "Capitao" is good enough, I guess.

[@pabloc4204]

Nobody really cares about it but your commentary was funny.

[@Elltalon]

mas esse dia ainda nao é hoje

[@David-uu2bc]

I'm Spanish and I think I can

[@akreid4614]

Mark704 so it's "capitano"?

[@bobbyismyhobby7597]

How is this 80 year old man 3 Speed and Twitch 2 Speed like dafuq

[@LordThatch]

UrMoM twitch is wearing more body armor

[@LostInDaSauce28]

Captain arthritis out here

[@MC1spacer]

Steroids

[@snowyshowy2233]

Black guys run faster? 😂

[@420jarsofthiccrawsauce5]

UrMoM no fried chicken in his diet

[@Inspectahrich]

8:22 to 9:13 best minute of my week

[@SubToTAG]

He attacc, He attacc, But most importantly, He attacc.

[@mr_jiblets]

Take a shot every time badger says "we did it fellas" (Make sure to call 911 in advance)

[@FullMetalHamster666]

'Muricans trying to play the drinking game. ^

[@ΞΞΞΞΞΞΞ-σ1γ]

I'm at the hospital rn getting a dialysis

[@Rob_Jack]

I just love it when Grouse just goes "WOW YOUR ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT"

[@darbisd]

"Nobody expects the Brazilian Inquisition!" HUEHUESITION INBOUND!!!

[@strateupgamr7]

Me: goes to make a Demoman joke Bager: I'm gonna ruin this man's career

[@DankMatter]

Capitao is ana's lost brother

[@legionary9937]

Capitao is ana's father

[@Phnix-sn3zv]

look at his lacking skills list LOL

[@corvo2776]

he has her other eye

[@jundielnegron4803]

No sandy 😂😂😂

[@Epic_Gamer__]

You are Justin y 2

[@gxbe15lima26]

The meme references are seriously what makes Russian badger a GOD.

[@Blitz_IngaMCZ]

“If I were a bad operator, I wouldn’t be sitting here- oh wait, wait, never mind” -Crapitao 2018

[@boxingandmmaclips2834]

King MCZephyros hi READ MORE

[@dreammaster8079]

Neck Head nice try

[@MakoTism]

Or just..... Give him back his Frags in mean.... He got shit tier weapon a gadget just useful if you capping the objective or plant the defuser the only things he got is 3 speed tier and an LMG bit.... You wanna know who got an good LMG and 3 speed? Iq and she got fra.... Oh wait nope nope i forgot that they remove the only reason of why people take IQ sorry sorry i forgot the balance and shit

[@adamfoster2579]

no

[@b0tc0ck74]

11:56 stop pls no, no more no more amongus

[@cyanideinmycereal1077]

21:00 for the Soviet Bloc thing

[@aidanburgner2916]

CyanideInMyCereal thank u

[@benjaminraskin8509]

You see Ivan when you hold gun like this you shoot more accurately for fear of hitting fingers only hit fingers twice so far, still have two left

[@birdsamora9925]

Thx

[@xansaibot3134]

Benjamin Raskin wait....Nomad = Russian Ivan?

[@TheGreatThicc]

You're my hero.

[@ripwaluigi5234]

18:10 BEE far the best part of the video

[@ZaleskasConundrum]

OH MY GOD :DDDDDD

[@jacksonwashburn3918]

I was dying!!🤣😂

[@jacksonwashburn3918]

I also died at 17:32

[@AintNoWaye]

24:02 is the best part

[@depressionisfake5234]

@@AintNoWaye oh cuz ur butthurt i get it

[@vritrax3055]

0:23 as soon as he said that my jaw dropped because I literally was about to type that he right

[@HECA758]

"less eyes,more bullets." How d'u explain zofia lmg?

[@Sabrianag91]

Cleysonn less ass more bullets 😂😂

[@Ghostkiller__166]

Capitao can only read half his name, that's why people call him cap.

[@Ghostkiller__166]

@Fake Donut Operator by the time you say the other half of her name your already dead

[@amarsubba7892]

3 speed tachanka you’re*

[@Sparten459]

Wouldn’t it be itao because it’s the right half of his name?

[@Ghostkiller__166]

@@Sparten459 I plead the 5th

[@warping]

he would see ito. his left eye is gone. not right

[@simondesanta5774]

Capitao should have backwoods cigars in his mouth for his elite

[@GoodLuck-eh4sk]

No he should get hes eye back

[@GoodLuck-eh4sk]

Thats all he should get only hes eye nothing else changes

[@aaronnguyen4506]

no he should become the Demoman from TF2 or he should get a picture of his eye taped on to his eyepatch

[@liberatorkramit]

Badger: "...anythings better then vaping" Me: *Takes big AF drag off my vape* Yeah... hes right.

[@akiramatoi4158]

lol same. i was hitting my vape right as he said that lul.

[@wanderingwobb6300]

11:56 SUS SUS SUS AMOGUS AMOGUS SUS

[@vinhannguyen2632]

You: Right in the mouth Me, an intellectual: Right in the cortex

[@ethanhatcher5533]

Fake Donut Operator r/wooooosh

[@vinhannguyen2632]

ethan hatcher MY KARMA!!

[@justinyspetgopnik7545]

*im from Germany and we pull up wit dat 30’ weinershienel*

[@zagorky7205]

In Good ol' München we finna pull up wit dat .45 Bratwurst

[@Karim-lw6ze]

Jåger Shizka [German Officer] I gonna pull out my .45 Beer

[@Yeeter000]

Jåger Shizka [German Officer] i thought u pull up on them jews blocks with the gas nades

[@themrmcnuggett2529]

21:05 is good memes

[@lewiswing7405]

little did he know that “sus” would be a common word in 2021

[@youngmorgan6799]

24 minutes of badger?? Is this heaven

[@yourauntiesfavorite143]

I'm from Chicago and I'm keep it unreal engine 4 with u chief... *U RITE*

[@wooshifbigdumb8119]

“Worse character that begins with C” Me,who’s played Skyrim for hundreds of ours:CICERO

[@matteoazari]

but the real question is if he has a pistol mag holder that holds cigars, or is it a custom made BOPE cigar holder

[@daltonwelch8858]

No no it goes he lights a cigar puts it in his crossbow and shoots it into the objective

[@Vitor_26118]

As a brazillian, I need to say that,when playing with capitão, need to make-up for his weakness by using the 🌟jeitinho Brasileiro🌟 (Brazillian way),witch means BIG BRAIN plans

[@slabxo]

He needs an elite and the mvp wouod be him lighting up a backwoods cigar

[@Samuel-he1xb]

Golden Scythe I wish

[@nathansingleton7532]

18:03 Dang, he looks like Deathstroke from DC... ...awesome...

[@crusadersmight8401]

"My man Capitão has smoke, and fire" AVATAR

[@angyphoenix4983]

13:15, goddamn 5 years later just to realize it said "moar sense"

[@jamessawley213]

When ur sick and Badger tells a joke right before ur about cough so you start wheezing.

[@Tonaldo90]

Not literally. You're*

[@christoperantoniojohan7562]

4:00 R.I.P. Hostage 2018-2017

[@themightyjill]

The hostage lost one year during his death.

[@apokolai]

u better not diss the best operator in the game because thats not very cash money of you

[@logants123]

BlameTheGaem well sir I’d have you know lord Chankster is an existing op

[@alexg3198]

Yee

[@domharless6076]

They predicted nomad with the “only hit two fingers so far”

[@MatheusFerreira-ko7yb]

Nobody expects the brazilian inquisition. My friend, I confirm that cuz i am brazilian.

[@profity2392]

Enemy: tango spotted Badger: vats on headshot

[@DunniMcDs]

11:55 he said sus before amog us

[@broomstick8356]

Jäger when he sees the hostage being taken So anyways I started blasting

[@queensalmon4905]

Why are the Brazilian operators the most terrifying ones, god DAMN calm down

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Because Brazil is a scary place.

[@Novanni1421]

Você não faz ideia do que acontece aqui, só posso dizer que a representação da Ubisoft está bem fiel a realidade

[@sanfury]

cavira scares the shit out of me

[@Adagamante]

To put things in perspective, last week a presidential candidate was stabbed while meeting supporters on the street.

[@Novanni1421]

@@TheSadSeaMonkeys Absolutely, the only exit for this situation is the international airport

[@brandimonaghan3253]

Whenever capitao is down and there was just one enemy left he’s literally captain price at the end of MW3

[@yungprodigy4070]

8:52 your welcome

[@norwegianpatr]

3:20 that’s ironic because one time i lost a round because capitao accidentally burnt the hostage

[@4frost316]

12:47 look at the frost on the left side ... lol

[@thiam8227]

11:55 this hits different in 2021

[@xsaxia2008]

I genuinely am from Chicago and this was fucking great. And accurate

[@captainhellhound7451]

x Saxia well the guns aren’t.

[@XavierBerri]

3:10, “Capitão is good at saving hostages”, 2:15 …. You sure?

[@thecrusader8247]

Capitão is underpowered But he be fun

[@johnmoo8072]

He.... Hm. I think he's okay but maybe your right. I didn't like his LMG though I haven't tried it since the LMG's got buff that happened awhile ago. But yeah he fun as fuk.

[@itzclark268]

Bring back nades? 😂

[@blackseir6390]

His omg is dope

[@kman1893]

I fucking love him and his lmg, maybe I'm just playing against idiots but god damn is the m249 fun

[@terichix8494]

hes pretty strong on bomb tho

[@aljosapecilj3183]

19:30 badger predicted the you're going to brazil meme

[@Ghostkiller__166]

You've been banned for 30 minutes for saying Nicaraguan.

[@wchbto275]

3 speed tachanka So I can’t say my heritage anymore?

[@maxc1918]

lol am nicaraguan have to explain to black kids what i say

[@wchbto275]

Instaspam279 I remember when I was in middle school I had to explain to Mexican kids what “Hijo de su puta madre deja de joderme” means

[@friedmans2889]

I G O T S T U C K I N T H E T O I L E T and what does that mean

[@wchbto275]

Am person “Son of a bitch, piss off”

[@henryrumsey691]

5:27 sick transition