GIRTHY GARGANTUAN GRIDLOCK | Rainbow Six Siege

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BUDDIES YOU HEARD IN THIS VIDEO ▼
Geuce (Green): / thebiggeuce
Heavenly (Light Pink): / heavenlyfather
G2 Fabian (Flesh Color): / g2_fabian
Clu (Red): • GUNPLAY - Metro: Last ...
Mickey (Purple): / mickeymt
Grouse (Yellow): / the_grouse
Badda (Baby Blue): steamcommunity.com/profiles/7...
Jello (Turquoise): / jell0puddin
Bees (Army Green): / thats_alotofbees
Clu (Red): • GUNPLAY - Metro: Last ...
Skullker (Dark Pink): / skullker21
Eekaj (Orange): / eekajj
Challenger (Grey): / theixchallengerxi
Matimi0: / matimi0
Dustin (Brown): / thedashing_1
Booger (Burgundy): / boogerhookmcgee
MUSIC ▼
Riot - Take That: • Take That (Bonus Track)

Пікірлер: 3 900
@jrdndawnnr6825
@jrdndawnnr6825 4 жыл бұрын
Gridlocks been making Mac and cheese for years and no has ever stopped her
@nepi7847
@nepi7847 4 жыл бұрын
nobody could
@alecschmidt277
@alecschmidt277 4 жыл бұрын
If you tried to stop her she’d smash your head like a watermelon with her thighs
@floppachoppa5305
@floppachoppa5305 4 жыл бұрын
Mr_Dumb yumi
@nicopico2362
@nicopico2362 4 жыл бұрын
She would of been ThICkEr if I didn’t steel some of that MAC N’ CHEESE
@benjaminmaxwell2995
@benjaminmaxwell2995 4 жыл бұрын
Wow
@Casvius
@Casvius 4 жыл бұрын
"Sir, permission to leave the box" "For what purpose, Boogard?" "To give the enemy these hands."
@farionfey
@farionfey 4 жыл бұрын
You see, you think your joking. That man was a fuckin' nightmare on skates.
@Rageaholic2213
@Rageaholic2213 4 жыл бұрын
@@farionfey Don't forget about Jeff Beukeboom
@HaHaproductionz5012
@HaHaproductionz5012 4 жыл бұрын
Permission granted
@lordscrubugus9897
@lordscrubugus9897 4 жыл бұрын
**unleashes Hit 3 bar ult on ennemy team*
@magnusread5001
@magnusread5001 4 жыл бұрын
Rickelstiltskin bro bob probert as well
@geuce1675
@geuce1675 4 жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked and I'm totally okay with it
@aarondixon3312
@aarondixon3312 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry man, me too.
@MyteMyte
@MyteMyte 4 жыл бұрын
Then don't be personally attacked problem solved Guece...... I'm retarded I know
@DrgnOmen
@DrgnOmen 4 жыл бұрын
Geuce the chunky humans must stick together friend.
@ryanzahn6581
@ryanzahn6581 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, chunky yet funky
@memereview305
@memereview305 4 жыл бұрын
Ok boomer
@spotty4849
@spotty4849 4 жыл бұрын
“Colonel, my tummy hurt” -Solid Snake
@n0tsparky
@n0tsparky 4 жыл бұрын
NutrientChair49 Colonel, I need you to pick me up from school.
@milangrala6990
@milangrala6990 3 жыл бұрын
Colonel, I'm overdozed on ketamine. I'm going to die.
@TheMindChamber
@TheMindChamber 3 жыл бұрын
Just use a ration snake
@mosaadytboi7707
@mosaadytboi7707 3 жыл бұрын
5:43
@i.d.9754
@i.d.9754 Жыл бұрын
Pentazemin can cure stomach problems Snake!
@sachamo1374
@sachamo1374 4 жыл бұрын
"Gridlock is the only operator that weights triple digits" Oryx : im bouta end this woman's whole career
@sirsanti8408
@sirsanti8408 2 жыл бұрын
Oryx the taken king
@shaggy4real97
@shaggy4real97 2 жыл бұрын
@@sirsanti8408 ngl, first thing I think too
@TheLordOfBeans
@TheLordOfBeans 2 жыл бұрын
lardex ass rook: *depression*
@sandiatacticalandsurvival3373
@sandiatacticalandsurvival3373 Жыл бұрын
He's also, like, 1.95m
@MagnificentDreamFox
@MagnificentDreamFox 4 жыл бұрын
6:55 YES, MOMM- *ahem*, I mean, yes.
@xeno8801
@xeno8801 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly my reaction tho
@hazmaticx1994
@hazmaticx1994 4 жыл бұрын
My reaction aswell lol
@hawtdawg8049
@hawtdawg8049 4 жыл бұрын
@@SleepyKoori No need my friend, no need.
@rexdarma6908
@rexdarma6908 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@Matteo73M
@Matteo73M 4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie Once it’s out I won’t be playing cause I’ll be one r34 for the next couple of days So see u 2 weeks ( one for production) after the update
@GreenHoneydew1
@GreenHoneydew1 4 жыл бұрын
Gridlock: The only woman who's built like an M1 Abrahms and hits thrice as hard. Also an operator who's gadget is a spider jar.
@athonkinguser6700
@athonkinguser6700 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@lukedeakin7124
@lukedeakin7124 3 жыл бұрын
@Jesse Rodriguez Badger did
@Chiefdatskrong4383
@Chiefdatskrong4383 3 жыл бұрын
M1A1*
@sorrowmg278
@sorrowmg278 2 жыл бұрын
@@Chiefdatskrong4383 I mean there was also the M1 Abrams it was just older, just like the M1A1 is older than the M1A2
@epicninjacakez6716
@epicninjacakez6716 2 жыл бұрын
Each track is a spider hive, waiting to be stepped on
@dubborino979
@dubborino979 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I like to give myself nightmares by imagining Gridlock on defense.
@tankhead2645
@tankhead2645 2 жыл бұрын
Like smoke, but jumping out of a hatch from the second floor triggers a nuclear explosion
@LDSG_A_Team
@LDSG_A_Team 2 жыл бұрын
That would indeed be terrifying
@matthewboyer7401
@matthewboyer7401 9 ай бұрын
They actually did that with, ironically enough, the 2022 Halloween event, and *it was exactly as terrifying as it sounds*
@nuyabuisness7526
@nuyabuisness7526 4 жыл бұрын
1:35 true friendship is taking the absolute piss out of each other.
@noctaroh5121
@noctaroh5121 4 жыл бұрын
F for Derek Boogaard guy was a legend
@boriquaozzy4587
@boriquaozzy4587 4 жыл бұрын
fix it again tony F
@Bachenaugen
@Bachenaugen 4 жыл бұрын
F
@JerzyStMac
@JerzyStMac 4 жыл бұрын
sad kazoo noises
@Peep502
@Peep502 4 жыл бұрын
F
@helsingS_
@helsingS_ 4 жыл бұрын
F
@Subject__
@Subject__ 4 жыл бұрын
Gridlock so heavy, when she uses her shotgun, she gives the gun R E C O I L
@BigGuyJoh
@BigGuyJoh 3 жыл бұрын
Gridlock is so huge she could sumo wrestle an elephant.
@localnonbinaryprussianbowl3350
@localnonbinaryprussianbowl3350 3 жыл бұрын
Gridlock is... I ran out of ideas for jokes before even making a single joke.
@calmchugh2601
@calmchugh2601 3 жыл бұрын
She could ads a M2 Browning
@radio7353
@radio7353 3 жыл бұрын
Gridlock is so heavy, when she ejects the clip of an M1 Garand, it sounds like a church bell.
@icircumcisedmonkeysafterfo4781
@icircumcisedmonkeysafterfo4781 2 жыл бұрын
Gridlock so heavy she makes landmines look like stepping on bubblewrap
@charmatic_yt2195
@charmatic_yt2195 4 жыл бұрын
Things I want around my neck: Scarf Noose *Gridlock’s thighs* Another scarf
@STARS7112
@STARS7112 4 жыл бұрын
Charmatic _YT word
@monroerobbins7551
@monroerobbins7551 4 жыл бұрын
Same.
@Mills5041
@Mills5041 4 жыл бұрын
Are you ok?
@monroerobbins7551
@monroerobbins7551 4 жыл бұрын
Mills5041, good question!
@ben-km7dz
@ben-km7dz 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@thegreatcatsby9222
@thegreatcatsby9222 4 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how much effort Badger puts in to use all of these 3D models. Like he’s seen more T-poses than a 2017 memelord
@x_x8655
@x_x8655 3 жыл бұрын
Ye
@epikreaper19
@epikreaper19 3 жыл бұрын
Gawd damn!
@michealtheevilhero2340
@michealtheevilhero2340 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly,HE IS THAT MEMELORD
@alexanderhanson6269
@alexanderhanson6269 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@SKull0856
@SKull0856 Жыл бұрын
*god among men*
@matsuichikage3293
@matsuichikage3293 4 жыл бұрын
Heavenly when someone mentions Cav's elite skin: YES! MOM- I mean um... *ahem* yeah.
@calebdavies278
@calebdavies278 4 жыл бұрын
Me
@IamRev
@IamRev 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@justinburton5636
@justinburton5636 4 жыл бұрын
I meeeeeaaaan same tho
@Bone-Owner
@Bone-Owner 4 жыл бұрын
*sweats hornily* yes
@namehere4922
@namehere4922 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@lynx_8576
@lynx_8576 4 жыл бұрын
That “Nah, yeah” is so goddamn Aussie that I wanna grab some fish n chips and go down to the beach to throw chips at people
@eminem1167
@eminem1167 3 жыл бұрын
I think you confused British with Australian.
@tuoro6376
@tuoro6376 3 жыл бұрын
Mate, ik ur pfp and lets admit, that shit was good
@user-ut8gw2ls5v
@user-ut8gw2ls5v 4 жыл бұрын
"Rageful problems require rageful solutions" Sounds like an excuse for doom slayer to shoot a hole in Mars!
@Snowdemoman
@Snowdemoman 4 жыл бұрын
6:54 I'm tempted to make a ringtone just for Heavenly gushing over the cav skin.
@arachnaeprince55
@arachnaeprince55 2 жыл бұрын
Did you do it?
@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308
@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 2 жыл бұрын
@@arachnaeprince55 it's been 2 years, i don't think so
@razorwolf2758
@razorwolf2758 Жыл бұрын
@@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 I hope they didnt
@Ummmm_max
@Ummmm_max Жыл бұрын
Did u do it now
@samuelgracie3791
@samuelgracie3791 4 жыл бұрын
Badger: "It creates 19 spider webs" Me: "Oh I can use them as a Settlers of Catan map"
@Ajc-ni3xn
@Ajc-ni3xn 4 жыл бұрын
CreditedSauce33 It’d be a pretty shit map.
@jimbo01738
@jimbo01738 4 жыл бұрын
5:44 I died a little when I heard this
@orionphalynx6192
@orionphalynx6192 3 жыл бұрын
Gridlock and Lady Dimitrescu: *Exist* The internet: "Oh, yes! Great Big Dommy Mommy!"
@matthewboyer7401
@matthewboyer7401 2 жыл бұрын
Lady Dimitrescu is not for me - I like tall women, but that woman is literally a third taller than I am, I ain't trying to break my neck to get a kiss
@justinnelson5960
@justinnelson5960 2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewboyer7401 finally, someone who agrees with me.
@matthewboyer7401
@matthewboyer7401 2 жыл бұрын
@@justinnelson5960 That said, Gridlock and Mozzie can come over for some cold ones anytime - they sound cool AF And I simp for Caveira equally as much as Heavenly does 🤣
@Soulraven2735
@Soulraven2735 2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewboyer7401 She'll just pick you up, negating the height difference
@TheActualMrLink
@TheActualMrLink 2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewboyer7401 just learn to levitate, dumbass. :D
@sr.slugsalad3629
@sr.slugsalad3629 4 жыл бұрын
Badger: *sees 0.3% of the human skin Also badger: so i just started blastin
@thatguyjayce4467
@thatguyjayce4467 4 жыл бұрын
Nah bruh push that zero back a digit
@justsomeguy1136
@justsomeguy1136 4 жыл бұрын
11/10 this tactic is viable. Ever since I've played capitao this is how I play him. Equip lmg Dont stop firing till the things that are moving stop
@jeb4eyes
@jeb4eyes 4 жыл бұрын
@@justsomeguy1136 inb4 a body starts glitching and moving around like crazy, cuz ubisoft, so ur shooting forever
@turnipman1302
@turnipman1302 4 жыл бұрын
“Heavenly why you look like a thumb from spy kids” *C R Y I N G*
@docb8712
@docb8712 4 жыл бұрын
Only a few will not recover from that one
@m00nyin82
@m00nyin82 4 жыл бұрын
Golden joke right here.
@nickginaldi2123
@nickginaldi2123 4 жыл бұрын
Juan Cortez Muro definitely a virus but ok
@DragonGuy24
@DragonGuy24 4 жыл бұрын
Juan Cortez Muro shut the fuck up
@Mozzie195
@Mozzie195 4 жыл бұрын
“No one would just light a building up with mp5s without knowing who’s inside” The officers who murdered that ups driver: *sweats nervously*
@jaydencoggins9784
@jaydencoggins9784 4 жыл бұрын
Uhhhhh what
@Mozzie195
@Mozzie195 4 жыл бұрын
jayden coggins they lit up a ups van without knowing where they were and murdered a man
@garrettbates9124
@garrettbates9124 4 жыл бұрын
Eric Blenkush didn’t a few bystanders get shot too?
@Mozzie195
@Mozzie195 4 жыл бұрын
man of war I think so
@yellowbeard1
@yellowbeard1 4 жыл бұрын
man of war One innocent bystander was killed I believe.
@mareklwhip4590
@mareklwhip4590 4 жыл бұрын
badger: *shows price of 68.95 me: *tears* you were that close...
@eur0be4t3r
@eur0be4t3r 4 жыл бұрын
Marek'L Whip yes
@user-rf3dk8fc6f
@user-rf3dk8fc6f 4 жыл бұрын
F
@williamblack7777
@williamblack7777 4 жыл бұрын
Sales tax
@TheActualMrLink
@TheActualMrLink 2 жыл бұрын
@@williamblack7777 the only actual reason for taxes to exist.
@williamglass2223
@williamglass2223 4 жыл бұрын
“I really want to lick the sweat off Gridlock’s abs. I’m not the only one, right?” -Heavenly
@mrblooper1994
@mrblooper1994 4 жыл бұрын
@Sightless_Seeker Ab probably one huge ass soft ab
@Brickman274
@Brickman274 4 жыл бұрын
Fucking same
@unluckycatfish6866
@unluckycatfish6866 4 жыл бұрын
@@mrblooper1994 Even better
@platyplushie
@platyplushie 4 жыл бұрын
Nien mann, ich will jäger mann jäger
@LordDragox412
@LordDragox412 4 жыл бұрын
@Sightless_Seeker She's a mechanic, that's all muscles. She's able to wrestle with Mother Russia and win!
@themadkraken1912
@themadkraken1912 4 жыл бұрын
Lets not forget why Grizzy's justification for his name. "I'm fat and i'm black"
@themadkraken1912
@themadkraken1912 4 жыл бұрын
@@ApostateSeraphin it was in one of Swaggersouls' videos.
@BasicallyPie
@BasicallyPie 3 жыл бұрын
"They said it could not be done, they were right" walks away
@localnonbinaryprussianbowl3350
@localnonbinaryprussianbowl3350 3 жыл бұрын
*sad jaeger noises*
@sleepypanda9622
@sleepypanda9622 Жыл бұрын
6:54 Heavenly once again proving that he stands for the common man
@justaghostinthesea
@justaghostinthesea 8 ай бұрын
Horny but respectful
@Silentguy_
@Silentguy_ 4 жыл бұрын
Badger in Burnt Horizon vid: “I’m not making fun of her size” Badger now: “GIRTHY GARGANTUAN GRIDLOCK”
@ArchaicBuilds
@ArchaicBuilds 4 жыл бұрын
Counterbalanced by " I want to lick the sweat off of her abs"
@DrewFr33m4nn
@DrewFr33m4nn 4 жыл бұрын
@Juan Cortez Muro quit spamming people you annoying fuck
@GGE
@GGE 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Badger: G I R T H Y
@nicolasa.3192
@nicolasa.3192 4 жыл бұрын
The term I believe Gridlock would prefer is *_THICC_*
@RiptideUrBadLol
@RiptideUrBadLol 4 жыл бұрын
Mfw Gregor
@deebzgotsteez
@deebzgotsteez 4 жыл бұрын
Love you Gregor
@asilva5021
@asilva5021 4 жыл бұрын
Its Gregor the Blegor.
@Awootistic
@Awootistic 4 жыл бұрын
"In awe, the size of this chick. Absolute unit"
@Pandamaxx
@Pandamaxx Жыл бұрын
So, after watching the entire playlist of Badger's Rainbow Six Siege videos, and specifically after this video, I now respect Heavenly even more. My man's got CULTURE running through his veins.
@quil2125
@quil2125 4 жыл бұрын
_legend says Gridlock is in Australia right now putting out bushifires_ Did Ubisoft predict the future?
@brandonporter3866
@brandonporter3866 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah they did. I’m Australian and I endorse this message
@cobymccarthy1088
@cobymccarthy1088 3 жыл бұрын
She makes the fire put itself out
@williamglass2223
@williamglass2223 4 жыл бұрын
“That’s it! That’s the stance!” -Revolver Ocelot
@Ofnir_1
@Ofnir_1 4 жыл бұрын
*Major Ocelot
@SATANIC__VIPER
@SATANIC__VIPER 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ofnir_1 *Revolver Ocelot
@shaneh1872
@shaneh1872 4 жыл бұрын
The person who zofia strives to be
@Ofnir_1
@Ofnir_1 4 жыл бұрын
@@SATANIC__VIPER *Major Ocelot. He wasn't known as Revolver Ocelot until he joined FOXHOUND
@LordTakahashi
@LordTakahashi 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ofnir_1 Can confirm. He said that line in MGS3 when he was a Major still getting into the whole Revolver thing. If i remember right. Better be considering i breath Metal Gear.
@sumoninja0463
@sumoninja0463 4 жыл бұрын
Badger : “When shit catches fire in Queensland” Me : Yeah about that
@Deadshot1956
@Deadshot1956 4 жыл бұрын
SUMO NINJA04 I hate being in Australia when it was on fire
@spdutahraptor777
@spdutahraptor777 4 жыл бұрын
hahaha that comment did not age well.... ..quit frankly... nothing in 2020 does
@callumleslie1680
@callumleslie1680 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was thinking Queensland but the menu says Esperance the other side of Australia
@MarkusxJxKeetz
@MarkusxJxKeetz 4 жыл бұрын
Seba1805 like anti-vaxxers kids
@patriciapage1059
@patriciapage1059 4 жыл бұрын
0:57 my favorite part of the video
@shamefulaccount4892
@shamefulaccount4892 4 жыл бұрын
6:48 Well I died of heavy laughter at 3 AM
@Vernich762
@Vernich762 2 ай бұрын
Heavenly got caught lackin
@eddygmanisme
@eddygmanisme 4 жыл бұрын
Badger: Casually plays with fabian and doesnt click bait it in the title Everyone: *likes that*
@dantheman1398
@dantheman1398 4 жыл бұрын
agreed man
@Silentguy_
@Silentguy_ 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine you just strolling around in casual and then suddenly get matched up with the Badger meme squad and Fabian just strolls in
@Max-kd2gh
@Max-kd2gh 4 жыл бұрын
Eduardo Garcia who the fuck is Fabian
@WayoftheFerret
@WayoftheFerret 4 жыл бұрын
@@Max-kd2gh a goddamn Swede
@Infini-T
@Infini-T 4 жыл бұрын
Max you would know if you followed the pro scene at least somewhat,if you dont you probably wouldnt care much
@MrOwneddeath
@MrOwneddeath 4 жыл бұрын
When Gridlock jumps down a hatch, if she lands on someone, she should down them.
@spooklordsupreme4929
@spooklordsupreme4929 4 жыл бұрын
Yo 😂
@drywater_yada
@drywater_yada 4 жыл бұрын
Down them? That should kill them ten times
@flamezyz
@flamezyz 4 жыл бұрын
*earth rumbles*
@metroidhunter965
@metroidhunter965 4 жыл бұрын
So what happens if Oryx tries to climb up a hatch when Gridlock jumps down? Is it one of those unstoppable forces meeting an immovable object?
@snanoopis6584
@snanoopis6584 4 жыл бұрын
MF_Mole like the power armor modification from fallout 4
@ZyroShadowPony
@ZyroShadowPony 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Jokes about gridlocks 225lbs Me and a few others: Bet she can choke me out with those thighs Edit: Id like to thank all my fellow degenerates for getting me my first 1k liked comment in under a year.
@Joel-ze1xr
@Joel-ze1xr 4 жыл бұрын
KittenPyroNao yikes
@ZyroShadowPony
@ZyroShadowPony 4 жыл бұрын
@@Joel-ze1xr dont be so surprised lego yoda
@thatcooldudeisawesome876
@thatcooldudeisawesome876 4 жыл бұрын
okay!
@devoidchain5846
@devoidchain5846 4 жыл бұрын
She could crush a terminators head with her thighs
@thedescendedangel
@thedescendedangel 4 жыл бұрын
Devoidchain and I would just be standing of to the side melting.
@gahhck_9170
@gahhck_9170 3 жыл бұрын
I like the touch of spelling laser beam as “lazarbeam” during the F90 shot to reference LazarBeam, the second biggest Australian KZbinr.
@literalidiotiguess5688
@literalidiotiguess5688 2 жыл бұрын
Who da big
@prestonpalafox4236
@prestonpalafox4236 4 жыл бұрын
That “my tummy hurt” was my every other day of middle school
@tonnytran8444
@tonnytran8444 4 жыл бұрын
PRESTON PALAFOX yep
@dememeitized8048
@dememeitized8048 4 жыл бұрын
don't forget elementary
@devoidchain5846
@devoidchain5846 4 жыл бұрын
Colonel I need to shit my tum tum hurts
@youraverageplayer4725
@youraverageplayer4725 4 жыл бұрын
Casual: fat Me: thicc Badger: G I R T H Y
@ElaboratePancakes
@ElaboratePancakes 4 жыл бұрын
G I R T H Y
@Tankytankerson-nd1kz
@Tankytankerson-nd1kz 4 жыл бұрын
Me: CHONKY
@ElaboratePancakes
@ElaboratePancakes 4 жыл бұрын
@Juan Cortez Muro You've committed a crime against Skyrim and her people what say you in your defense?
@modelovirus8728
@modelovirus8728 4 жыл бұрын
G I R T H I C C
@ElaboratePancakes
@ElaboratePancakes 4 жыл бұрын
@Spike V1 But they're an average player meaning they're just the everyday player or they're at an average skill level both of which could be more than casual.
@burninghotdogs4876
@burninghotdogs4876 4 жыл бұрын
Any else realize at 1:43 he uses a D-class model from scp
@garrettbates9124
@garrettbates9124 4 жыл бұрын
Jack Hatchette D-Boi detected
@deadlybird1229
@deadlybird1229 3 жыл бұрын
And I thought I was the only one to get it man
@awildunus8847
@awildunus8847 3 жыл бұрын
D-BOIIIISSSS
@jijisongs3983
@jijisongs3983 2 жыл бұрын
I love the voice lines. I always get giddy when hearing gridlocks voice actress and I love it.
@justsomeguywithabandana1890
@justsomeguywithabandana1890 4 жыл бұрын
That was the best Solid Snake impression I've heard in awhile.
@cheezburgrproduction
@cheezburgrproduction 4 жыл бұрын
Memories of metal gear awesome came rushing back
@eomersimbajon2938
@eomersimbajon2938 4 жыл бұрын
Badger: "G I R T H Y" Me:... G I R T H Y T H I C C
@robertandrew5328
@robertandrew5328 4 жыл бұрын
that just looks like mike tyson trying to say "Girl she thicc"
@hiki2531
@hiki2531 4 жыл бұрын
G I R T H I C C
@RockytheDoggy1996
@RockytheDoggy1996 4 жыл бұрын
9:00 “But now you’re just surrounded” Badger: Not with this heat on me lights up weeb boi and tachankykang with 5.56, proceeds to mount tachanka turret with murderous intent, then blasts the demon woman into another fuckin dimension
@greenglassblock1324
@greenglassblock1324 3 жыл бұрын
Dayum I would absolutely just stare in awe if she actually existed. It just hit me.. I'm. I'm lonely
@i.d.9754
@i.d.9754 Жыл бұрын
You and I are not so different! I'd stare too honestly
@yoboikamil525
@yoboikamil525 Жыл бұрын
aussie tomboys got me acting unwise
@justaghostinthesea
@justaghostinthesea 8 ай бұрын
I'd stare, probably. Out of respect, of course.
@minecraftsteve2504
@minecraftsteve2504 4 жыл бұрын
I love how badly this aged with the recent invitational
@SleepyWarCriminal
@SleepyWarCriminal 4 жыл бұрын
Badger: *plays rave music in the background* Also badger *talk about death*
@byondstar9178
@byondstar9178 4 жыл бұрын
Badger is big tiddy goth gf confirmed
@SleepyWarCriminal
@SleepyWarCriminal 4 жыл бұрын
yEs
@colebrickner9776
@colebrickner9776 4 жыл бұрын
that song is fire tho. Take That by RIOT
@SleepyWarCriminal
@SleepyWarCriminal 4 жыл бұрын
Cole Brickner thanks I like it
@colebrickner9776
@colebrickner9776 4 жыл бұрын
@@SleepyWarCriminal They dropped a whole LP and I suggest the rest of it. If you need the name it's called Dogma Resistance.
@aallen73
@aallen73 4 жыл бұрын
Chunky Kong when Gridlock took hold of the turret: "I knew she was worthy!!"
@itwasidio1736
@itwasidio1736 3 жыл бұрын
Gridlock is just a bisexual battering ram. Also, she understands the thirst, given her gadget is a jar. (0:52 is also gold.)
@justaghostinthesea
@justaghostinthesea 8 ай бұрын
Gridlock is bi? That makes an ungodly amount of sense
@bulbasaurplays1614
@bulbasaurplays1614 4 жыл бұрын
5:43 COLONEL!!!! my tummy hurt.
@CrispyAndCaramel
@CrispyAndCaramel 4 жыл бұрын
Causal: N word pass Me, an intellectual: *Mass Pass*
@minnesota7696
@minnesota7696 4 жыл бұрын
With a D class model to boot
@pabloy8238
@pabloy8238 4 жыл бұрын
A Black Coupon/ Black Ballot
@BsideYuki
@BsideYuki 4 жыл бұрын
I need a mass pass for church :)
@tylerisadumb
@tylerisadumb 4 жыл бұрын
As one who used to have quite a large amount of mass, I retain the mass pass.
@NateDawg1005
@NateDawg1005 4 жыл бұрын
I love when the Boogeyman stood there , and Mickeys like, “This is the stance”
@lordscrubugus9897
@lordscrubugus9897 4 жыл бұрын
**time skips the entire ennemy team**
@Nem1606
@Nem1606 4 жыл бұрын
RIP Boogard gone too soon
@shinzousasageyo7066
@shinzousasageyo7066 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I wonder how many people knew it was hit from DB super
@ladybuzzkillington2072
@ladybuzzkillington2072 3 жыл бұрын
I was never into hockey but i remember my friend and i would play as his team in order to dumpster his older brothers team in fights. Was sad to hear about his death. But at least i was reminded through fun videos like this.
@fabricatorgeneralchadius1114
@fabricatorgeneralchadius1114 3 жыл бұрын
Gridlock Is an insane mixture of muscle and chunck
@ravenatort
@ravenatort 4 жыл бұрын
Heavenly: *points at Cav's elite skin* MOM-
@tylerbehrens7660
@tylerbehrens7660 4 жыл бұрын
Same thou
@allmightbutimreallysans5652
@allmightbutimreallysans5652 4 жыл бұрын
Ravenatortly I need a cav elite body pillow
@TimeCircleBlue
@TimeCircleBlue 4 жыл бұрын
Like I mean… *UNDERSTANDABLE*
@BillehBobJoe
@BillehBobJoe 4 жыл бұрын
holy fuck i'm actually dying at that hes right though
@localnonbinaryprussianbowl3350
@localnonbinaryprussianbowl3350 3 жыл бұрын
@@allmightbutimreallysans5652 no, you DONT need a cav elite body pillow. What you need is todays sponsor RAID SHADO-
@rustypickle1156
@rustypickle1156 4 жыл бұрын
“AUG lookin’ F90” Well that’s cause it’s literally an Australian AUG
@hartmann3emt
@hartmann3emt 4 жыл бұрын
It's literally called the AUSTEYR XD
@deathdisclover999
@deathdisclover999 4 жыл бұрын
yep licensed AUG clone FTW
@catnibba3566
@catnibba3566 3 жыл бұрын
Oryx: *Laughs in 130kg*
@anabominationagainstman3597
@anabominationagainstman3597 2 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck is an oryx
@Midnight-Starfish
@Midnight-Starfish Жыл бұрын
How much does that weight in freedom?
@thegoblingibbler
@thegoblingibbler 3 жыл бұрын
16:49 Who knew he would guess that Kool-Aid man would be in the game
@Seoul_Soldier
@Seoul_Soldier 4 жыл бұрын
"I can feel how I get stupider." -Fabian
@Nichi8404
@Nichi8404 4 жыл бұрын
2019
@NoisyBlaster
@NoisyBlaster 4 жыл бұрын
6:47 - 6:57 Heavenly literally my spirit animal
@InternetShis
@InternetShis 4 жыл бұрын
Yo I bet a hug from her would be the softest and firmest pillow smother. I want one.
@MrGuy125
@MrGuy125 4 жыл бұрын
1:09 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@kyran1681
@kyran1681 4 жыл бұрын
Mom: just eat your soup, it's noth that hot The soup: *image of gridlock*
@xeno8801
@xeno8801 4 жыл бұрын
That's sum chunky soup
@aleksandrazaryanova1677
@aleksandrazaryanova1677 4 жыл бұрын
@@xeno8801 It's got beef in it, duh.
@bendrenth441
@bendrenth441 4 жыл бұрын
That's hot soup for ya.
@BIGSCHMUNGY
@BIGSCHMUNGY 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll slurp that
@Cinna3unnz
@Cinna3unnz 4 жыл бұрын
I would bathe in it
@williamglass2223
@williamglass2223 4 жыл бұрын
17:51 Those weren’t explosions, that was just Gridlock taking a few steps.
@infernalistgamer
@infernalistgamer 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit a thicc wrench girl. I think I'm in love.
@crisostomoibarra1760
@crisostomoibarra1760 4 жыл бұрын
This is why I always use Gridlock on the event, I'm still saving up renown to buy her and I'm excited to use her again
@MostlyRogue-
@MostlyRogue- 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Badger: GIRTHY
@bradywhyte252
@bradywhyte252 4 жыл бұрын
Aka Rogue G I R T H Y
@aleksmith5053
@aleksmith5053 4 жыл бұрын
he knows godzilla it’s ok
@disboidefault9579
@disboidefault9579 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Gridlock when she takes a step: The other side of the world: I knew this day would be coming....
@gatornrl1556
@gatornrl1556 4 жыл бұрын
'gridlock takes a step in West hemisphere' East hemisphere 'ah shit another earthquake?!?!'
@vanquishingrace5043
@vanquishingrace5043 4 жыл бұрын
Echo when he sees gridlock on his drone: *OMG ITS GODZIRRRAAAAA!*
@monroerobbins7551
@monroerobbins7551 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that’s not the only thing that’s coming, tho
@dark3rthanshadows
@dark3rthanshadows 4 жыл бұрын
i like my operators how i like my weapons, BIG AND THICC!
@clockjaw5189
@clockjaw5189 4 жыл бұрын
I thought this thumbnail said “girthy gargantuan glock”
@benjaminokonski9186
@benjaminokonski9186 4 жыл бұрын
0:11 Actually, Eekaj, “Boog” played in the State of Hockey through the end of the 2010-2011 season, after which he was traded to the New York Rangers. While he was with the Wild, he wore his number 24 damn well. He was a fan favorite, as the entire time he was on the ice, all 18,000+ fans at “The X” would holler “BOOOOOOOOOOOOG!” until their lungs gave out. (Compare this to how Wild fans now shout “DOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!” after goalie Devan Dubnyk (number 40) makes a save.) Sadly, he died of a heart attack on February 24th, 2012. There is a memorial of him in the main concourse at the Xcel Energy Center. Fun Fact: Back in early 2009, he uploaded the full video to the Minnesota Wild’s team anthem, “The State of Hockey,” to his KZbin channel, “BoogaardBoy24.” It’s still up to this day, and the video and song plays during the 1st Intermission of every Wild home game.
@Toneill029
@Toneill029 4 жыл бұрын
That is wholesome.
@mikewei6020
@mikewei6020 4 жыл бұрын
Y’all ever imagined what would happen if gridlock chokes you with her thighs? I did
@polish2945
@polish2945 4 жыл бұрын
*harder mommy*
@AViewCado69420
@AViewCado69420 4 жыл бұрын
@@polish2945 what?
@docb8712
@docb8712 4 жыл бұрын
My happiest death
@warguy233
@warguy233 4 жыл бұрын
That's how I want to die
@berserkboi1217
@berserkboi1217 4 жыл бұрын
That is the greatest way anyone can go
@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer
@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer 2 жыл бұрын
11:26 for badger it’s peak entertainment to blow stuff up, and even he says it’s a bit too much
@The_RazorCode
@The_RazorCode 3 жыл бұрын
Badger makes the only sponsored-by sections that I actually watch
@ScorpDK
@ScorpDK 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, that "YES! MOM-" bit had me cracking up hard.
@mrobsidian6447
@mrobsidian6447 3 жыл бұрын
I just got secondhand fat shamed for being the same weight as Gridlock
@HiddenEvilStudios
@HiddenEvilStudios 2 жыл бұрын
What am I supposed to say? I weigh even more. Being two meters tall helps, though.
@jmn194
@jmn194 3 жыл бұрын
14:43 he was probably AFK, so he just hid.
@Mxshka
@Mxshka 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Badger: don’t worry about it. Got her. Got em. Oh yeaaa baby
@bigsouthwind3949
@bigsouthwind3949 4 жыл бұрын
Yxngzzz not funny, didn’t laugh
@slightly9566
@slightly9566 4 жыл бұрын
He's his own hype man
@Biytr
@Biytr 4 жыл бұрын
Badger prefiring: "did you order bullets, because we do same day delivery"
@Ch4pp13
@Ch4pp13 4 жыл бұрын
Can I upgrade my Amazon Prime mebership to an Amazon Prime+ membership and get same hour delivery?
@jasontodd3681
@jasontodd3681 2 жыл бұрын
You’re the only person who I will keep watching rather than skipping the sponsor because it’s so god damn entertaining
@parsakondori
@parsakondori 4 жыл бұрын
3:59 that quote really didnt age well
@Deadpoolxxx2
@Deadpoolxxx2 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Not a sound: Not even a mouse: Heavenly when he saw cav’s elite skin: YES MOM- I mean yea...
@bigsouthwind3949
@bigsouthwind3949 4 жыл бұрын
J The Scorpio haha, funny, laughed
@hamzanaeem74
@hamzanaeem74 4 жыл бұрын
do u even know how to do this meme? fucking unfunny normies spamming dead memes in youtube comments
@Bone-Owner
@Bone-Owner 4 жыл бұрын
Hamza Naeem people who call people normies deserve to be split dick first by a buzzsaw.
@calliecalamity8787
@calliecalamity8787 4 жыл бұрын
I came here for comments about how caviera is beautiful as fuck and I get normie talk Smh
@matthewpay4884
@matthewpay4884 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Uses honey to buy badgers merch Badger: Trust no one not even yourself
@mrwolfewood7632
@mrwolfewood7632 2 жыл бұрын
I love these videos, and one of the things I love about videogames with the 249, the hilarity of the idea that the STANAG magazine adapter actually works as intended. That aside, I love the humor and effort put into Badger's videos.
@devoidchain5846
@devoidchain5846 4 жыл бұрын
I love gridlock because of her guns and how you can outright shut down a flank route if they are at low enough health
@JatPat45
@JatPat45 4 жыл бұрын
0:18 Badger and friends: talks about Hit Me : *Ah i see your a man of culture*
@Dragacane
@Dragacane 4 жыл бұрын
First I was like “Yeah nah mate” Then I was like “Nah yeah mate”
@demonhound2477
@demonhound2477 4 жыл бұрын
"I have plenty of massive friends" You mean every friend in this video? Like literally, your vlogs have shown us all your friends in this vid and God damn.....They thicc I mean I can't say anything I way like 45 more pounds than Gridlock
@florianhug9801
@florianhug9801 4 жыл бұрын
Badger + Fabian... A combination nobody ever thought would be something awesome
@TheOnlyHawkeye666
@TheOnlyHawkeye666 4 жыл бұрын
I want a woman who if I'm not wearing a mouth guard and headgear to bed I might not make it to the morning. I with Heavenly on this one.....all hail queen thiccc
@mr.flatcap4197
@mr.flatcap4197 4 жыл бұрын
OGHawkeye666 agreed
@tariqshort4025
@tariqshort4025 4 жыл бұрын
same
@TheColSamson
@TheColSamson 4 жыл бұрын
Between Gridlock and Gina Carano, I think I have a weird taste in women
@TheOnlyHawkeye666
@TheOnlyHawkeye666 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheColSamson Gina is a gorgeous woman that deserves to be She-Hulk
@TheColSamson
@TheColSamson 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheOnlyHawkeye666 She is, yes. And I would love that, but I'm not sure that will happen
@Holleaux
@Holleaux 4 жыл бұрын
15:55 I didn't know Garand Thumb was going to make an appearance.
@Muster_Muckee_II
@Muster_Muckee_II 4 жыл бұрын
Plaid Daddy 💖.
@LightningLizard
@LightningLizard 8 ай бұрын
18:08 still took him 3 years but the mad lad finally did it
@waffledog8336
@waffledog8336 3 жыл бұрын
1:52 me explaining why there is a hole in the wall
@MURFGAMING1228
@MURFGAMING1228 4 жыл бұрын
"my tummy hurt" sums up MGS3 in it's entirety.
@devoidchain5846
@devoidchain5846 4 жыл бұрын
Colonel I need to shit my tum tum hurts
@ilimuninati4929
@ilimuninati4929 4 жыл бұрын
@@devoidchain5846 pick me up from ocelot school
@Nestix_the_stupid_one
@Nestix_the_stupid_one 4 жыл бұрын
1:41 Is no one gonna mention the fact that he's wearing an SCP uniform?
@koinzellthegrayed7860
@koinzellthegrayed7860 4 жыл бұрын
We're all likely to be given class A amnestics. What's there to talk about?
@chen_plays4173
@chen_plays4173 4 жыл бұрын
Oh lawd
@diimy2589
@diimy2589 4 жыл бұрын
"It iS aCtUalLY A sAW AnD nOt a LmG BadGuuuuur!"
@canarysoup6553
@canarysoup6553 3 жыл бұрын
You know it’s good content when even the sponsored segments are funny
@valk5028
@valk5028 4 жыл бұрын
Me: presses on new badger video Badger: harrasses me for falling for the oldest trick in the book
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