Captain America: Civil War Crack [warning: gay af]

Murder. Guacamole. Sad violin music. Closets. Deep, deep closets.
CHEERS FOR WATCHING :D
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Movie: Marvel’s Captain America: Civil War
Songs: list below
Program: iMovie
My tumblr: / moosesormeese
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SONG LIST
The Gay Duck Song - CaptainFreeStudios
Murder Children - Rob Carter
i cri evrytim theme song - MrJohnBlaha
Gangsta’s Paradise - Coolio
Stamp On The Ground - Italobrothers
Movie Villain Medley - Paint
I’m Not Gay - J Pee
Ultimate Assassin’s Creed 3 Song - Smosh
The One That Turned You Gay - Shane Dawson
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[@Soldmysoultorocknroll]

What would prompt you to do something so stupid sir? Bucky: "guacamole"

[@girlysoap9031]

"Plums"

[@murphy2225]

@@girlysoap9031 Legend!

[@xfroggii]

princess larry YES

[@thedailybullshit4033]

Leave him and his Plum Guac alone. And I'm patenting Plum Guac.

[@Bat_boy404]

Ahhh yes plums the best ingredient to high quality guacamole

[@pia_sf]

"The one that turned you gay" and "I'm not gay" are so accurate

[@spaceapricot4855]

im am so glad there is actual footage of sebastian kissing boys??? like??? we've been blessed by all the gods there's not one day that i don't thank them for seb kissing guys. damn

[@amandal6047]

purple fynn Where?!

[@elasticdancer]

Amanda L in the end

[@elasticdancer]

And ikr I'm so happy

[@brittanycoker5203]

Amanda L I'm pretty sure that's a scene from a show called Political Animals that Sebastian Stan was in.

[@agentofchaos152]

I know right I ship Stucky

[@Cupcakeslol23]

"Guacamole." xD That had me weak.

[@Sable1991]

think about Judge Judy's face when he said it though.

[@Cupcakeslol23]

Sable1991 oh gosh XD

[@miajones9253]

GUACAMOLE 😂😂

[@marissameraz1243]

IT LOOKS LIKE HES SAYING IT

[@kayvillasana7467]

samee

[@marveldumbass2383]

Natasha: so...nobody special then? Steve: believe it or not it’s hard to find someone with shared life experience Bucky: *I AM RIGHT HERE-*

[@AmandaBee]

I lost it at the "superhero landing"

[@lnelygacha6424]

*wAtCh yOuR pRoFaNiTy*

[@Xavbonkybarnes]

LMAO

[@adnelg319]

at 3:45 i laughed so loudly that i woke my cat up. i love that song.

[@rebeccarichins9075]

SAAMMMEE I JAM TO THAT DAMN SONG

[@zekalm9917]

WHATS IT CALLED

[@minnie9358]

Lokoria I DONT KNOW BUT I LOVE IT

[@zekalm9917]

Its called I'm not gay

[@Gamergirl-172]

3:40

[@autobot4639]

Sebastian kissing some guy at the end and the proposal 😂 I'm done

[@kittyplayz1480]

Yeah the fact that that last image exists is amazing. 99% sure that they did that just tonscrew with our heads.

[@robinasilva8131]

What show is it

[@refusaltocomply]

@@robinasilva8131 Political Animals. I love it.

[@avikim3272]

Never forget that Bucky smiling when Steve kissed Sharon was unscripted. It was so unbelievable that the actors just found it hilarious and Sebastian couldn't stop laughing

[@sassylittleprophet]

Oh my God really? Where can I find that? Is it in an article, an interview?

[@galaxy_sebsass7684]

Anthony kept making Seb laugh 😅

[@marielohr1947]

4:48... That's what did it for me, that was great...

[@daviclemons6910]

"I'll wait" 😂😂

[@xfroggii]

Lmao

[@submarineboy2151]

the "watch your profanities" one always gets me oml

[@alina-kt8pk]

I never can't eat Guacamole anymore without thinking of this xD 0:53

[@zola__]

Woah.

[@carinacruz9893]

Lost it when the dog (Steve) slapped the guy (Tony) 0:21

[@elizabeth-jaynecollins2157]

I was howling and couldn't watch the video for 5 mins after I saw that

[@alexorally9053]

#historicallyaccurate

[@Xavbonkybarnes]

xD

[@azphelcjm3426]

4:10 KO 4:48 Stucky, just Stucky here. Or maybe all the other yaoi ships xD

[@apollovvv]

An actual footage of Sebastian kissing boys is a gift to this world we all needed

[@quenlinb2156]

Betch right??

[@PEANUTCAT44]

I watched Civil War today (again). I died from the Stuckiness. 😂😂😂

[@lnfreeman]

it's less than a minute in and I'm laughing my ass off. this needs more views. I'm sharing it with everybody

[@buckleupsoldier5453]

Thank you XD

[@miajones9253]

SIGNAL BOOST THIS 😂😂😂

[@madsteeth]

lol me too xd

[@lolperson384]

Bucky:*smiles through the pain*

[@allypower3637]

The piece of garbage one I can't stop laughing 😂

[@praxibetelix1664]

"I gotta pick your avocados, old man. What are you gonna do about it?" Oh my dayman I can't breathe

[@YourAchillesHeel]

winced before I howed at 1:01 lmaooo thanks

[@YourAchillesHeel]

*howled

[@hugannoy4751]

Napoleon Solo the crappy sound made it soooooo much funnier

[@josephalfonso3034]

Come here my pet Russian😂😂😂

[@evilpansy]

1:20 all I was thinking was Amish Paradise

[@LovelyLilyAnimeLover]

Same

[@melatoninqueen6914]

Same

[@wogosaurusrex]

YES

[@CallMeSue26]

the gangster's paradise ones killed me

[@jac1034]

Epic lol!

[@gabrielajaniak3613]

GANGSTA'S PARADISE stole my heart. XD I died AGAIN at 5:15 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Brilliant crack!

[@madsteeth]

I was watching this video and when it was buffering it was a huge close up of Bucky's face oml

[@jacquelinesales1146]

I love this part!

[@katrinakatana8030]

TwentyOneSmolBeans l-/ Well, in my opinion that's not a bad place for it to start buffering😁

[@atahz006]

5:53, oh my gaaaah!

[@alexmelendez9448]

Cheeky Leaks I nEEd to see that movie

[@ellieoneill8628]

@@alexmelendez9448 it's a series called political animals I've seen it it's pretty good

[@hellboss480]

Ellie O'Neill k thanks

[@LeHose]

On the part where Rhodey fell and Deadpool said "Superherolanding" I hat to laught so hard that I cried... I cri everitim

[@howlinggaj9999]

1:23 ( huh) #snapshotting that gorgeous face

[@tofupofu9111]

Your Paint reference was highly appreciated and did not go unnoticed.

[@reykenobiandherpetporgmine5035]

YES THIS IS THE REASON I CHECKED THE COMMENTS 😂

[@JCCLawrence]

The part when Tony's like there's a ratchet ass bitch in my home got me sobbing

[@marbledrawsyourshit6934]

I'm shipping both stark x Rogers and Rogers X Barnes KiLl Me

[@buckleupsoldier5453]

sAME i need help D:

[@mennaemam1819]

Same !!

[@heidi375]

Same

[@mipandayouu7041]

stony and stucky ftw!

[@RedrumRowan]

I'M SHIPPING ALL OF THAT PLUS TONY/BUCKY AND STEVE/BUCKY/TONY THAT'S RIGHT STUCKONY BABY p.s. help me

[@MHScrat]

SUPER HERO LANDING!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......... XD

[@edgelxrd1931]

Stucky ftw m8

[@georgedrogkoulis1671]

omfg i died at the super hero landing xDDD

[@avavieira5375]

3:39 Just take a moment to appreciate Sebastian’s beautiful eyes....

[@onyourleftt]

THE PEWDIEPIE ONE OMFG IM SCREAMING

[@tylerdhoore624]

buckleupsoldier you should make more of these videos, they are hilarious and I would literally spend days just watching them so please make more videos with this quality!

[@tylerdhoore624]

Also what is the thing which goes "hello Micheal welcome to my house..." it makes me laugh so much but I can't find it anywhere on KZbin

[@beaniebasham1984]

OMG I lost it at Paints "villain medley" 😂

[@Jinxgaming313]

I died on superhero landing. :D

[@alannavaldez3396]

5:52 Me: DAM BUCKY now I’m speechless o.o

[@Mivtch]

My friend: *might be suffering from depression* Me: I gotta help her 20 minuets later Bucky: Guacamole My friend: I'm fine now

[@coolcat6246]

#stucky4ever

[@miapiechocinski7809]

Bucky and t'calla gangster momnet is pure gold😂😂😂

[@lolol1275]

buckyyyy

[@my.chemical.killjoy7455]

GUACAMOLE!!! It looks like he is saying it too. GREAT JOB U MADE ME LAUGH AND CRY 😭. IN A GOOD WAY

[@striferx9576]

1:12 was Amazing

[@paigegraves6799]

I can't stop laughing at 4:48

[@wickedbarnesx]

4:48 - 5:08 BOIIIII

[@KaitheninjaMc]

the chicken suit one is what got me XD

[@jimmoriarty5471]

Love these Stucky moments. Please do more :D it's really entertaining ^^

[@kittykex9169]

3:53 song plzzzz

[@Mmmmm-vp4dc]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/apitd6WrhLV-i7c

[@erwara3]

3:57 I was doing so well at not laughing, and just enjoying they gayness and funny stuff, and then FREAKING SMOSH, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!? IT WAS TOO PERFECT AND I WAS NOT EXPECTING IT

[@MORBIDbEAUTY87]

I can't get enough of this. it's so well done and it's funny 😂😄

[@futuristicnowhere]

The tre melvin references and the gangsta paradise moments just freaking made my night! XD Thank you!!!!

[@Mister_Burner]

5:51 SERIOUSLY, BUCKY/SEBASTIAN/WINTER SOLDIES, WHO EVER THE FUCK YOU ARE, 3 WORDS, WWHHHAAATTT THHEEE FFUUUUUUCCKKKK!!!!

[@lazyunhelpfulpotato2964]

2:53 is my favorite one

[@nicoleta2628]

I CAN'T BREATHE, I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

[@tsunadejr]

"do no come for the queen unless the queen sends for you" t'challa has a new slogan..... thank you tre melvin

[@joshuaford4297]

4:33 ill meet you there 8 O

[@bonniehellams1751]

I think i'm going to hell cause i laughed way to hard at the superhero landing XD

[@meganmcc6104]

This is a work of art, thank you.

[@talesofplague]

his face at 5:07 says, "Bitch, did I stutter?"

[@konstance13]

"Yes, there is a ratchet-ass bitch in my house." This sounds like something Tony would say though.

[@phibbles4736]

5:09 OMG AHHAHAHAHHA

[@OcarinaSapphr-]

Tell me I wasn't the only one to crack up with the OzzyMan bit?!

[@lewlavabra6811]

thE LAST ONE OMFG KILL ME NOW

[@kayeherl9195]

I fucking laughed so hard, I LOVE THIS. Thank you for gifting us heathens with this beauty.

[@marvelouslee4427]

Tré Melvin goes SO WELL with this movie I’m actually dying (≧∀≦)

[@louischickennuggets2369]

That part where Steve kisses Sharon the please kill me and Bucky smile match perfectly

[@kokichiouma7487]

Bucky: guacamole Me: YES BUCKY YES! #igotthosefeelsforstucky

[@niamhkmcg]

THE LAST ONE HOLY SHIT

[@EnderPearlGirlHunger_Games_Fan]

**rhodey hits ground** Deadpool: Superhero landing! I LOST MY SHIT

[@boo_7803]

And the fact that seb has said that he would believe it, and he’s played multiple gay characters in the past

[@iwritesinsnotusernames84]

I SCREAMED AT THE END

[@AndrewUchiha4747]

Hahaha 1:11 Thug Life

[@kittyplayz1480]

1:04 this is how you know that Bucky really loves Steve. You can see in his eyes that it hurts to see Steve with someone else, but he's still happy for him. That's real love y'all.

[@Nemamka]

3:30 Pewwwwwwds and the surgeon simulator!!!! :DDDD I love these lol

[@madisongrahek6498]

WAIT WHAT THE LAST SCENE FROM WHERE SEBASTIAN STAN WAS KISSING A DUDE???

[@teacupunicorn]

It was from a tv show that he did called political animals

[@dancingdumpling0320]

Yeah my friend, he actually kissed a LOOOOOOT of guys during his past films 😂 and that's such a positive thing

[@quenlinb2156]

Madison Grahek lmao I’ve been scrolling and looking for people losing their shit over that scene it’s actually hilarious. It’s from a tv show called political animals it’s actually really good I recommend watching it. He plays a gay guy who’s father is the former president and he’s also a drug addict who’s very angsty so that’s fun

[@quenlinb2156]

Madison Grahek this was 2 years ago ok I’m late to the seb fandom

[@alexisjasaria]

1:12 OMFG THE MOTORCYCLE SCENE JESUS GAH DAYUMM 🤠

[@fabigomeznava]

PAINT YES I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[@TheCreepyLantern]

what you have here is art

[@gabrielle909]

I loved the last one! (and I also loved the parody you got the music from!)

[@baileybieganek2446]

Awesome vid mate!

[@presidentoftheworld5045]

I subbed just because of this vid thank you for blessing my soul.

[@ceku-ge2ti]

this is the best video i have ever seen in my life

[@Mooncinder]

These are the best crack vids on youtube.

[@thedailybullshit4033]

Saw the warning and clicked faster than Pietro could run.

[@simonak13]

I love this video. It's perfect, good job!

[@buckleupsoldier5453]

Thank you! :D

[@simonak13]

+buckleupsoldier You're welcome. Thank you for this video. :)

[@MsLm97]

quality Stucky content A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

[@rebeccarichins9075]

THIS CRACK IS STUCKY AF I FUCKING LOVE IT

[@MegaMicke1000]

Great video! Btw where can I find the song at 0:26, died laughing :3

[@buckleupsoldier5453]

It's called 'Murder Children' by Rob Carter. You can find it here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpiTpGeJjK6lfrs I'm glad you liked it :D

[@isabellaflanagan396]

The description box is amazing

[@terrys5309]

come here my pet Russian, I have a drink for you. Bucky:(breaks stair rail, slides down, kicks down random door, walks through random hallway before he starts running, jumps off balcony) MY DRINK!!!

[@whatthefuckiswater2055]

5:51 my actual reaction was "oh, oH, OH"

[@linniebee]

this video is perfection.

[@Slightly.artistic]

YASSS PAINT!!!!!🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@randomthingsproductions3299]

Bucky when smiling at Steve- hello darkness my old friend. Wait. Darkness is gone NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@ch5635]

Your thumbnail pulled me in and then the dog slap started the giggles

[@evanhubbard146]

I laughed my ass off every time I heard Tre Melvin!