Captain America: Civil War Crack #3 [warning: these things just keep getting gayer]

[@Vivtagess]

"Steve we have something to tell you" "yeah what is it" "you're gay" "...i have a girlfriend" "she's also gay" "i can't to this" best part XD

[@lizit9781]

"Ur gay" "I have a girlfriend" "She's also gay" 😂😂😂

[@lnelygacha6424]

*WHEEZE*

[@xfroggii]

*INTENSE WHEEZING*

[@Kogobean]

omg the beginning. just let Bucky buy his plums and live in peace.

[@katyward3236]

#letbucksiclebuyplums.

[@tecnoestetica7296]

@@katyward3236 w his steve

[@morganvc24]

Plums are supposed to improve your memory :(

[@xfroggii]

Morgan Collins You just made me gain 583920397557940202966939293758209248 brain cells

[@morganvc24]

Cotton Candy Aha, you're welcome. :)

[@haroldvanhalen]

4:48 - 4:53 is the type of content, I've never known, I wanted so badly until now

[@pia_sf]

CARL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE 😂😂

[@ayyylmao101]

Sofia. M CAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRLLL

[@sophiebrennan8807]

Then I stabbed him 37 times in the chest

[@lnelygacha6424]

HE DON'T KNOW DAT-

[@xfroggii]

*He a little confused but he gets the spirit*

[@coledematteo5381]

I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE

[@James-dh2yt]

This is art.

[@lilyraimey3499]

ablandandera zemo agreed. Goodness.

[@xfroggii]

It’s not art it’s a master piece

[@RedrumRowan]

striking that rare balance of stucky and stony...damn...i am all ABOUT that also this is fucking hysterical as with all of your crack vids seriously you're out of control you must be stopped (NEVER STOP)

[@lilyraimey3499]

Redrum Rowan right? These are amazing.

[@YA-tt5if]

THE CARL PARTS IM DYING

[@sav2860]

That way he pulls the helicopter. Thank you for including that scene it is true perfection, espicially Buckys face

[@Ms_Intr0v3rt]

TURN ON THE CAPTIONS! 😂

[@hirushiexe]

OMG THE IS GLORIOUS

[@buckywinchesterhologlitter1599]

I DID

[@sparrowwing5347]

Oh so Im not the only person that subtitles my Marvel cracks

[@emrys1366]

The captions are everything 😂

[@PrettyBoyCamus]

Best advice I received this year

[@jehjeh1]

*sees video* *read title "these things just keep getting gayer* me: ... SIGN ME THE FUCK UP YEA

[@maryam5976]

these are my fave videos on youtube ilysfm

[@buckleupsoldier5453]

thank you so much!! I'm so glad you like them :DD

[@coastwolves]

“ominous crack” okay this is the best caption ever I CHANGE MY MIND ITS “UNFORTUNATE SQUISHING NOISE”

[@aninternetintrovert869]

ME A TY TH U D I-

[@Xavbonkybarnes]

xD

[@yeetymcmuffin1584]

Dont forget “think toddler trying to be intimidating “ 😂

[@primrose19]

"I'm sorry but I don't believe in Spider man" "Well I'm rather real or you're high af" "OH MY GOD" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@justanaveragedishwasher9024]

bucky(causally):and I stabbed him in the chest 37 times. Steve: CAAAAAAARL THAT KILLS PEOPLE Thor: yeah but only if he dies.

[@Pineapple-cs5ir]

4:55 he needs some milk

[@ayesha4155]

Rissa 61959 I fucking lost it at that point

[@Danny-tf3fd]

0:14 Bucky: God, my songs are embarrassing. 1:02 Tony: ....can we pretend this never happened? Steve: Sure. 2:04 Peter: My parents are DEEEEAAADDD! 2:38 Sam: Well, at least somebody's playing something other than that stupid "I'm a bird" song. 4:02 Bucky, I really did not need to know that. 4:53 (Sing-song voice) Not gay-okay maybe just a little bit gay!

[@buckleupsoldier5453]

this is great holy shit xD and lol i agree, the "im a bird" song is very....tired. And the 'i did not need to know that' omfg ahahah

[@KV-xc1gq]

Soooooooooo funny

[@kittyplayz1480]

This makes it even better somehow... thx 4 dat

[@lilyraimey3499]

3:36 This is amazing.

[@roxanevirus584]

4:28 GOIN' BACK TO LIONEL'S CAR OH LORD WHY

[@kayeherl9195]

THE BEGINNING, I'M SCREAMING! Also, this is absolute perfection and I love the gayness.

[@tahliahughes9817]

‘Hey billy catch the frisbee!’ ‘Billy?’ Lollllll🤣🤣😂😂😭😭

[@kittyplayz1480]

Unfortunate squishing sound

[@RiRithespy]

Hey billy! Catch the frisbee *unfortunate squishing noise* *thump* *meaty thud* Me:😂😂😂 Captions make it 10000000 times funnier

[@CrowMaiden]

it's been years since i last watched this and it's funnier with the CCs. the chandelier lyrics are 'throw 'em back, 'til i lose count', but the confused attempts at figuring them out is far funnier albeit less useful than the actual lyrics.

[@thedailybullshit4033]

Tony: *uses a hand light bulb in combat against a 100 year old assassin w/ a military background & literal decades of kill training from the deadliest most covert, brutal, & influential terrorist organization known to humankind* Tony: *gets his ass thoroughly beaten to a pulp* Tony: *surprised Pikachu face*

[@potmki6601]

0:29 sassy Steve for the win

[@imgoopgoop]

absolutely

[@infinite2729]

CCAAAAAAARRLLLLL

[@salemicyhot3958]

That kills people!

[@darrellphillips1471]

3:53

[@multifandomfaneditor5554]

The first stony one already got me laughing xD

[@imgoopgoop]

That one was AMAZING

[@flos.mp3]

God I'm laughing my head off :D we need to see more squeaky voices

[@keithmichael3383]

stucky af

[@vickieoconnor7577]

You known it 😊😊😊😊❤❤

[@xfroggii]

Amen

[@emmamiele5850]

I feel bad about the “oh no, he’s hot” one cause I miss Chadwick Boseman. 🪦

[@estrangnoodle]

3:12 It was at this moment Tony knew, He f*cked up

[@svidemic]

3:01 NATASHA THO

[@kittyplayz1480]

I don't know either.

[@Butterflier00]

bless you.

[@KV-xc1gq]

Steve:BUCKY THeRE IS A DEAD HUMAN IN ARE HOUSE! Bucky:oh hay how did he get here? Steve:explain to me what happend before I got home Bucky:ok so uh I was reading my book in my room. Steve:ok. Bucky:and this guy walked in. Steve:ok Bucky:and I came up to him and i stabbed him 37 times in the chest.... Steve:BUCKY! That kills people Bucky:oh hay I didn’t know that... Steve:and what happend to his hands?. Bucky:well...I chopped them off and cooked them and ate them

[@winter_baked_cookies1950]

I can HEAR steve facepalming

[@citrus15]

Wow

[@kittyplayz1480]

Sad thing is, this could honestly happen. The educational method of brainwashing actually changes your perception of right and wrong. Bucky is actually the exception. Irl, there's no way to fix it yet, or to overcome it.

[@qpid_exe]

CAAAAAAAARRRRRLLLLL!! ThAt KiLls pEopLe.! Best line ever. change my mind.

[@YourAchillesHeel]

YOU JUST USED TWO BRANDON CALVILLO VINES AND ON STEVETONY, ARE YOU TRYING TO CONVERT ME OR WHAT

[@buckleupsoldier5453]

darn, you caught me ://

[@buckleupsoldier5453]

it wasn't turning up for some reason but yeah I saw it, thanks for alerting me but it doesn't really bother me tbh xD these are just for fun after all :)

[@kittyplayz1480]

It's called MULTISHIPPING

[@louiseisprocrastinating8448]

also me and one of my friends can quote your other crack vids off by heart

[@lillymcsniff1849]

Sammme

[@natalialecce7111]

I lost it already at *ominous crack* in the captions

[@celina451]

me: why am I watching this? me to me: because this is the best god damn shit

[@kayeherl9195]

The closed captions! yessss I love them thank you!

[@kittyplayz1480]

Oooooof lol

[@rynhehe3142]

3:36 GOD DAMNIT BUCKY WE'VE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THIS! YOU CAN'T KILL PEOPLE! IT'S NOT NICE!

[@kokichiouma7487]

0:01 Me: YEA BUCKY and let him buy his plums

[@michelangelodalmas3652]

Thanks a lot, I love you. Finally someone who puts subtitles, I'm touched

[@KV-xc1gq]

Bucky:so I wake in the morning stepping outside and I scream on the top of my ribs “WHATS GOING ON!?!”

[@mizzmusicthief]

"he need some milk" omg yes

[@laurelbrodkorb7953]

The real MVP is whoever did these subtitles. Like "upbeat music which manages to be sarcastic" and "heroic music punctuated with the sound of Spiderman being kicked into a metal pole" are sending me.

[@94acidespresso98]

Hahaha I am dying with how funny this is. The frickin' intro just made me laugh til I cried. And you're so right about the gay xD and I am SO HERE FOR IT! Thank you so much and have a lovely day.

[@Rea2xx2]

Your videos are the best thing that ever happened to me. The squeaky voices are hilarious.

[@rithiedalip6140]

HE NEEEEEDSS SSOOOMMEE MMEEEELLK?!?!!!!!!!!?

[@lynpinto5415]

Oh man you're AMAZING! You make hands down the best crack vids on the planet!

[@tukican904]

3:57 "jizz in my pants " im dying 😂😂😂

[@keljaic]

"Going back to Lionel's Car" 😂 Now I want to look up the lyrics but also stay ignorant at the same time

[@thatbitch6426]

"OH NO HE'S HOT!" I'VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR SO LONG

[@ElkaSosna]

2:28 Sam is just awesome!!

[@AbbeyMcGarity]

oh, the good old days, when everyone was alive-

[@kittyplayz1480]

Death on that scale in comic books is just a sales stunt and is never permanent, especially if it applies to popular characters. The biggest, most dedicated, most dangerous fandoms lost the characters they love in Infinity War. Disney isn't dumb enough to kill SPIDERMAN off permanently. They're all gonna be fine. With the possible exception of Gamora.

[@charliemorrison3833]

these subtitles kill me, especially when they describe the songs playing

[@ten-ug9ii]

4:47 No Comment Fucken priceless

[@thedailybullshit4033]

1:35 Hot take: Tony SEVERLY mistreated Wanda in Civil War

[@baileybieganek2446]

This is amazing as usual

[@jengorman2246]

Sooooo many excellent moments. Really loved the "he fucked up" and "He needs some milk moments" but there are so many more great things in here.

[@simonisaskeleton3801]

I want to go back in time when IW wasn't a thing.

[@supernaturalamerica9664]

4:34. Can I just point out the beauty that his his curves, I mean... just... DAMN

[@romana6800]

2:55 this is me everytime when i talk with Steve in my imagination

[@snowyy5902]

5:34!!! Hahaha! I'm dead!

[@tailaemerson4545]

These cracks are literally life! I've watched all of them as soon as you've made them (little late now oops) but damn they're so perfect Please make more...

[@rachelrasche7796]

I've watched this a million times and I just turned on the captions and it makes it so much better

[@franksnow7152]

I fucking die laughing every time I watch your video's man.

[@MHScrat]

4:34 and pause

[@humblefo108]

Perrfecttt butttt

[@YourAchillesHeel]

i love these sm, thanks for still making them

[@yourlord9202]

all of these are legit fricking gold

[@louiseisprocrastinating8448]

YOUR CRACK VIDS ARE MY FAVOURITE ON THIS EARTH AND U MADE A NEW ONE AND IM AHHHHHHH

[@catieb140]

Your crack videos seriously are the funniest shit! I'm sitting here laughing out loud and choking on my spit! You have a gift.

[@wheeljack2279]

1:37 oml hilarious 😂😂

[@meowsasu]

Liking this before watching it 'cause I know it's gonna be awesome 🌚

[@Kat-li9nj]

4:03 WAS SO AMAZING *NUT*

[@kittyplayz1480]

We didn't need to know that Bucky.

[@TheNoob950]

On the shitstain that is the internet i found a few corn kernals, and they are fucking awesome. These are among my top 10 best videos on YT. Thanks for putting in the effort to make em!

[@rosieblack1997]

I'm like 3 years late but I don't care so...here's my only thought to the title: just like the captain America movies...

[@nobodyshero1404]

This is just a note to my future self to always watch this with closed captions turned on because it makes it 111% more funny

[@MoodyBluesRequiem80]

4:35 i'm gonna swing! killed me!

[@kittyplayz1480]

[@stacygamer5106]

MEW MEW MEW MEW!!! With his head on.... *Bursts out laughing* 😂 AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@tendershipping111]

i love these videos so much

[@G.R.0.T.E.S.Q.U.3]

XD So glad you pushed Tony into the gayness XDDD

[@kayvillasana7467]

this is my favorite thing ever. really tho. this was your best yet! keep going. :)

[@samanthagreen576]

I had captions turned on for some reason and it greatly enhanced the viewing experience xD 10/10, highly recommend

[@kenaicozry-gallant5217]

lmao the light voice part

[@evybarrett4759]

Amazing as always

[@minnie9358]

*HEY BILLY CATCH THE FRISBEE......BILLY?*

[@laurenlascala767]

Keep making these they are so funny!😂😂

[@choudoopy3450]

.... ... .. . . . . . i cannot control my laughter...

[@MortMe0430]

"Upbeat music which manages to be sarcastic." GOLDEN

[@minnie9358]

hEY bILLy CaTCh tHe FRiSbeE

[@Johnnie_and_jake_]

i want ti see bucky and tony shout gay at steve

[@futuristicnowhere]

Every single one of these videos were A1!!!

[@alexorally9053]

Is it weird that I lip-synced along to the “he needs some milk” vine?

[@dopechik2717]

YOU ACTUALLY SAW MY DRAKE REQUEST. I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD ACTUALLY DO IT. OH MY GOD THANK YOU!!!

[@HikaruAkb]

im gonna cry this is beaut

[@verytiredleo4694]

i don't ship stony but i found basically everything in this video funny

[@Vannycanny609]

Bucky and Steve is like brotherly-ship for me and the end meme is so cool 😂😂👌🤌

[@emilyk1926]

I was happy with the amount of Stucky in the first one but stony? Really? Really??

[@buckleupsoldier5453]

what can i say man i like em igneous okay that was terrible xD

[@ayyylmao101]

buckleupsoldier I myself prefer sedimentary. Oh, you were making a pun... I, um, I'll... let myself out now...

[@emilyk1926]

I mean, metamorphic is more up my street, y'know?

[@quinnb.8762]

Eat A Mint Jungkook don't ship hate, let ppl enjoy things

[@taebae5393]

Eat A Mint Jungkook omg can guy friends not be said to be GAY ITS REALLY ANNOYING

[@sav2860]

stoney and stucky. This is precious treasure