Captain Carder & The Corrugated Cardboard Cottage of Copious Calming Comfort [ Binaural ASMR ]

You visit Captain Carder of the Cardboard Confederation in his corrugated cardboard cottage where he offers you copious amounts of calming comfort through the use of corrugated cardboard.
This binaural video ranges from near to closeup ear-to-ear whispering and cardboard sounds such as tapping, scratching, scraping and finger-brushing. The video also begins to fade-out at around the 37 minute mark to help with those using the video for sleep.
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E.R.
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What is ASMR?
To me, ASMR is 2 things: a sensation and a medium (like music for example).
The sensation itself (ASMR) stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos, the medium, are not only meant to help induce the sensation or "tingles" in the viewer, but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. They often help those dealing with anxiety, stress, headaches, insomnia, mental health issues, concentrating, studying and more. It is quite therapeutic, for both the creator and recipient, which is not that much different than the mediums of music and painting, for example.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

[@Yagizino]

I wanna see that war between cardboards and tinfoils

[@temple_4213]

Yagiz Tunceli want crack ?

[@graysonkristensen8407]

make more sense than the 2016 election cuz were snow mexicans

[@997Productions]

A merger to create The Cardfoil Conglomerate sounds much nicer.

[@Crazy_Bomb]

Nobody wins man. Nobody wins...

[@longemen3000]

The bubble boy brigade is the real enemy

[@captainosu2094]

The Tin-Foil Society. The Bubble-Wrap Brigade. The Cardboard Condeferation. What's next? The Packing Peanut Platoon?

[@dondon7613]

Captain Osu we don't talk about the packing peanut platoon. they're too powerful. they could easily read these comments and have us killed. It would look like a total accident.

[@ariannaperez993]

Captain Osu he does bless us once in a while with his golden nut sack... maybe that's where it's from!

[@joanpreston1]

no better yet the lame laytex launderer

[@joanpreston1]

lame latex launderer brigade

[@mauvedragontiddies9244]

This is going to give him some ideas.

[@godofdarkness01]

Metal Will Rust Plastic Will Bust Tinfoil Will Crust In Cardboard We Trust

[@beanie7965]

I love that his blazer/suit jacket even looks cardboard

[@Anonymouseyoutuber]

ikr

[@WolfyboiRTCT]

Look at his fucking tie...

[@Anonymouseyoutuber]

Lenin Soriano LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

[@souledge1212]

Anonymouse youtuber LOOK AT THIS NET

[@noobermensch5699]

Anonymouse youtuber LOOK AT THIS GRAPH

[@bigsam4780]

The effort this bloke puts into his videos is phenomenal. 10/10 he deserves hundreds of thousands of subscribers.

[@khadajhin8381]

Big Sam he does have hundreds of thousands of subscribers Two hundred thousand +

[@bigsam4780]

I know that? I'm just reaffirming the fact he deserves them all.

[@arcxcc]

Khada Jhin lol. Beat me to it. I was thinking the same thing.

[@bigsam4780]

***** Haha you're onto it.

[@pizzamozerella5360]

Yeah I was guessing either American or Aussie with a name like Big Sam lmao

[@HapaTJT]

Coming soon the plastic platoon

[@harmonic5107]

GrayJawGaming bubble wrap brigade exists already, I think that was the plastic he was talking about

[@jamisonparker4887]

Private peters and the peculiar place of pitiful plastics

[@alexanderhamilton4258]

Sergeant Steve from The Synthetic Material Support Squad is next

[@Crazy_Bomb]

And/or the zealous Zip Loc zerglings of zoltron XXVI.

[@Terminator66F]

Plastic platoon sounds better

[@asmrzeitgeist]

always love your dadaist(?) approach! So unique.

[@criticalpact]

Eyyyy my man :D

[@TheR3verse57]

It’s ya boi...

[@carkey9502]

Omg Zeitgeist! Hows Alex by the way?

[@kobeccg]

Ayy wasup

[@tecksy5733]

@Mo Makes Art selber

[@badboistilezy]

When the A in ASMR stands for alliteration..

[@CouncilofCharles]

Waluigski always avoid alliteration

[@ReezEzBoo]

Truly true

[@pidge8964]

Being a high school student taking pre-ap English, I would like to inform u that I have been severely triggered and do not appreciate it. TAT

[@user-cf8ny1un5e]

Waluigski Ephemeral Rift should write a book

[@LawyerLionelHutz]

Hikari Hanaka MMD [3D Animator] AP English was my favorite! I ended up getting a 5. If your school offers AP stats you should take that as well. It helps me in classes I have now at university.(Sorry for the completely random comment lol).

[@Utzuki]

Man now I don't know which material faction to join.

[@digdug1489]

I'm an independent party. Go Saran Wrap!

[@walkerh2745]

Utzuki tinfoil

[@themichael8116]

Utzuki Choose the one with the best companion. Or just say fuck them all and just have Dogmeat.

[@anthonyvelasquez1277]

Plastic Platoon

[@zekeemery7522]

I'm a turncoat. Cardboard and TFHS

[@bettyboo4271]

What so you call a gang that only sell illegal cardboard? A Cardtel

[@FourTwenT]

L

[@thekureijishow6947]

BettyBoo42 W

[@primitivism]

the real question here is 'since when is cardboard illegal?' and then 'how come some cardboard is not illegal?'

[@graysonkristensen8407]

+das Nichts sum pepl lac der crdbrd wit dat coco

[@ChowPunk]

+Crazy Kristensen lol the coco song

[@powrof3]

"Mom, what's dad doing now?" "He's making a video dressed up as cardboard Willy Wonka." XD keep making the good vids rift

[@FourTwenT]

They should be used to this by now

[@woodyhoddy7050]

old joke is old.

[@powrof3]

***** lol, people don't know that my brothers use my account, and its fucking hilarious to see some of the responses to their comments, this one wasn't as funny as most, but it was an expected response. He also stole my idea that EphemeralRift looked like "cardboard Willy Wonka"

[@anal.8255]

Jake when will you play Games

[@HarleyQuinnofHate]

Suuurrrreeee...

[@dragorific]

He's back again to send us copious amounts of comfort through the concurrent use of corrugated cardboard. Seriously though, good on you ER, really enjoying the videos lately!

[@FourTwenT]

Christ

[@Jichenwa888]

Jesus

[@xKingGeorgeTheThirdx]

You rang?

[@rjgvideos9996]

dank meme

[@brrritcold552]

Triggered

[@SchwamiLPD]

I can't get over the fact that this man looks amazing no matter what he wears. Like seriously he's standing there in a cardboard hat, cardboard glasses and Cardboard Tie and he looks fantastic. Great stuff as always

[@petergriffin1492]

The alliteration is amazingly awesome

[@FourTwenT]

I agree

[@temple_4213]

Dakota Deal want crack?

[@BanimatorLive]

I didn't know, so in case anyone else wanted to know what it meant :P al·lit·er·a·tion the occurrence of the same letter or sound at the beginning of adjacent or closely connected words.

[@petergriffin1492]

***** I comment on most vids I watch and I watch most ER vids, so yeah

[@petergriffin1492]

Kazi I assumed it was a joke. My response was also

[@lividdik1165]

at first I thought his suit was cardboard

[@lilsur7683]

Xenioss no it's not 😂

[@liminalarcade]

Xenioss only the tie.

[@HMMHarwood]

Excellent Ephemeral! Every exciting encounter exceeds my expectations and ensures entertaining enjoyment everyday :)

[@user-xk1te8hd8h]

HM Massage underated comment here

[@Crazy_Bomb]

Very nice.

[@ASMRPowerOfSound]

Nice hat :)

[@hugmuun]

Nice face (actual compliment you're a good looking guy)

[@derenjoy3r]

oh fuck, im early but i havent prepared a joke but as you're reading this so long card-bored yet ?

[@andrewstone4465]

Haa

[@HTLW]

*slow clap*

[@FourTwenT]

W

[@HTLW]

***** Cpt Carder for prez 2020!

[@temple_4213]

BongoDodo want crack?

[@rebeccabrand2411]

I love all the light brown. It feels really warm and cozy which is great for this video.

[@streethalo]

how the fuck does he come up with these ideas

[@conkerlive101]

He likes to think outside the cardboard box

[@austinconnly7888]

conkerlive101 genius

[@amandagarcia3383]

Sentrydown dude same man

[@evseay9556]

most likely drugs

[@toothpasteboy772]

Ev Seay I believe he said he stopped smoking weed when his son was born.

[@SpiderMan-jt4ve]

What's next? Percival Plastermann and the preposterous peccant plastic posse?…

[@solarprogeny6736]

Spider Man the no-plastic sign is already a reference to the bubble wrap brigade, so plastic is taken.

[@UmbrellaSound]

omg now i am double agent working on both Cardboard Confederation and Tinfoil Society. You put me in dangerous situation!

[@NebulaMirage]

How to make cardboard: 1)Buy cardboard 2)Sell cardboard 3)Keep the money until the value of your currency hyperinflates until it is as undervalued as the Zimbabwean Dollar once was. 4)Sell your money on eBay as a novelty for profit 5)Buy 22nd century cardboard

[@TheZombieslayer2002]

if you ordered cardboard online would it come in a cardboard box?

[@Crazy_Bomb]

The ultimate buy one get X free.

[@DastardlyDantheCowboyMan]

Joshua CC W yes

[@Terminator66F]

@@Crazy_Bomb you called?

[@oreosaysb00]

"Do you like to eat when you're hungry?" "No I like starving" "Do you like to drink when you're thirsty?" "No I like having a really dry mouth"

[@SimasPrime]

Sweet alliteration, Uncle E. :^)

[@FourTwenT]

I agree

[@temple_4213]

Simas Prime want crack?

[@jahb7350]

Imagine a team up between the THS and Captain Cardboard... the nefarious organizations wouldn't stand a chance!

[@SpiritOfRockstudios]

Elijah Borges They both consider each other as nefarious organizations so that's a no.

[@FourTwenT]

Planets would collide

[@Handhandme]

the DESIRES help

[@Handhandme]

the DESIRES watch out for a crack dealer

[@RueRyuzakiIsBB]

I like your cardboard coloured clothes and crayon, Captain Carder. You continue to calm my cluttered and crazy cerebrum. Thank you :)

[@FourTwenT]

That was fire

[@PlasmaSpring]

the DESIRES You're only allowed to comment once per video so stop.

[@FourTwenT]

Jamal Kamal hey how are ya

[@louiscimmino7286]

"the DESIRES" has commented everywhere on this video it's hilarious!!

[@FourTwenT]

Hey how are ya

[@FastFoodVicar]

ER you are honestly the King of asmr. you are so talented I dont know how you can keep up with yourself

[@ryanhoran681]

Give me cardboard or give me death!

[@FourTwenT]

Death x1000 pls

[@bookmulch7379]

the DESIRES weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel yeah

[@OnlyKelp]

the DESIRES I literally see you in all of his videos(comment section)!!!

[@elijahhill6602]

I'm out of cardboard but I can give you tinfoil or plastic?

[@cottoneyejoe8285]

Give me cardboard or give me cardboard. Either way, I get cardboard.

[@dreamhax2888]

Next video : Carde board society interrogation ! The carde boards Society find out that you are a TFHS secret agent and they want you to give them the exact position of the TFHS base, they only know that the base is somewhere far underground.

[@WordofWind]

Was about to go bed and I checked for recent vids... uploaded 15 seconds ago. Thanks Ep!

[@FourTwenT]

Perfect timing

[@temple_4213]

Runestarx30 want crack?

[@TarrakaSprichwort]

You're kinda late to the "i interfere with everyone's comment" party, Dealer.

[@Handhandme]

CRACK Dealer STOP

[@daxter5629]

You did a tinfoil video and a cardboard video. Does the Plastic in the background hint to a 3rd group? The Plastic Society?

[@EphemeralRift]

Perhaps . . .

[@CouncilofCharles]

Ephemeral Rift plastic posse lol

[@poo-g]

the Pleasant Plastic Pleasers

[@Uncreative_Name]

TheRealDaxter I want the bubble boy brigade

[@Franzlimones]

Plastic Order Of People aka POOP

[@Deton8e]

A grown man spent hours creating various crafts with cardboard. The purity of this channel...

[@designersheets]

Your humor and creativity in your ASMR videos is what keeps me coming back. I always look forward to seeing what new part of your ASMR universe you've put together.

[@Alabaster1]

That cardboard tie tho. Smexy af

[@jamesspicer4423]

Right as I was about to take a nap😌

[@AleutianSailor]

James Spicer dude same. I literally got my bed ready and got the notification and was like "fuck rift, perfect timing"

[@FourTwenT]

Same

[@linus8577]

ASMR ForDays What? No it doesn't

[@graysonkristensen8407]

+ASMR ForDays (ASMRforDays) I see cleanup if you scan you scan it really quick

[@anal.8255]

ASMR ForDays they do oh

[@tank6817]

You're one of the few whose quality of content matches their quantity, keep up the amazing work man

[@devyn9153]

he has such a calming voice and I'd never thought I'd say this but this guy is just adorable and kind looking

[@hdes937119]

Nice coat, fits the theme perfectly.

[@MrHarsh3600]

Captain Carder for President of the universe

[@ladyturnip]

Phem, you are a unique and calming gift to the world. Thank you for all you do! 💕

[@unfortune8738]

The one thing I like most about you apart from your relaxation is the amount of time and effort you put into making your videos. You make my day :) Thanks ER

[@intrepiddrums]

Hey Rift, can we see, "President Trump and His Perplexing Platypus Hair?".....

[@FourTwenT]

Good one buddy

[@LordOwenTheThird]

the DESIRES oh man it's you again, hi!

[@jessreyes5030]

Lord Owen The Third oh hes a known one eh? lol

[@Trivvy]

"President Trump and his Perplexing Platypus Toupee" has a better ring to it.

[@primitivism]

The Analog Kid after reading this I instantly went 'China!' at 6:26

[@Ridriel]

Captain Carder! Congratulations complaining 'cause confusion caused concern, can't change cover, come check corners cause civil conflict can't change. Cheerio chap!

[@AmoreLaTuaVita]

i always come back here because there are no better cardbord asmr videos out there - you're a blessing, ER xx

[@aeriscapelin2437]

Did not disappoint. Was just as described, copiously calming and comforting. 10/10 would tingle again.

[@evilmorganfreeman2726]

Instructions not clear enough, got cardboard and condoms confused

[@bastianCliffe]

i got condoms and cardboard confused... i tried making a cardboard house

[@masterminecrafter154]

Chuck Norris got my dick stuck in a toaster

[@heavenrvne888]

CAPTAIN CARDER IS BACK BABY!

[@FourTwenT]

Hats off

[@temple_4213]

Skitzzy want crack ?

[@claudiot315]

the DESIRES pants off

[@TheMaster9583]

I'm hardly ever excited for videos. But I felt immediate excitement when I saw this. The first Cardboard Cottage video is one of my favorite videos of yours. Hell yeah.

[@FourTwenT]

Well said

[@Nick-hg1ys]

gotta love the effort he puts into these

[@lillilith8568]

"Corrugated Cardboard Cleans Corrupt Consciousnesses"

[@lilsur7683]

Next faction- "The Plastic Planetarium"

[@madeleine61509]

i swear your ASMR is always flawless. so well thought out and relaxing.

[@clausagersbk3061]

I have watched so many different ASMR videos over the last weeks, and I simply have to say this: You are the best Mr. Rift, and the way you take yourself serious in what you do is fantastic. Thank you so much for many hours of relaxation and sleeping in your company :)

[@FourTwenT]

He is more than grateful

[@wwgtv3659]

Rift's videos make me chuckle in my sleep XD

[@brodybowls]

WWGtv haha same

[@promemetheus5546]

WWGtv CONO DIO DA!

[@lolomgwtfism]

Such similar speech sounds so seemingly simple

[@brodybowls]

Nice vid Rift, really love the cardboard sounds. Quality content as of late I appreciate your work

[@Procacola8888]

Your cardboard role plays are my favorite asmr videos, keep up the great content

[@extremelymoist6661]

Peggy Carder was always my favourite marvel character No, Wait...

[@sterni6187]

YES part 2 waited so log for this

[@FourTwenT]

Ikr

[@temple_4213]

Alex Sternberg want crack?

[@colt6556]

Alex Sternberg cardboard vs tin foil hat society

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

How can something make me laugh and also make me feel relaxed? I seriously thought those were two opposing ideas until now. Has to be some of the most unique content out there

[@Suzidoodle]

The questionnaire has the most wonderfully and fantastically irreverent questions. Rift, your videos are always so creative. Thank you for this.

[@minecraftisboss100]

Amazing video as always. (;

[@BewareTheLiveWire]

Paramilitary Party Poopers

[@Anonymouseyoutuber]

yes XD

[@Anonymouseyoutuber]

***** XD MERKMUSIC CRINGE

[@chrisfacchiano7356]

That title is an amalgamation of amazing ambiguities and a lot of alliteration

[@alexanderhamilton4258]

The next step in human evolution is this man. Never ending creativeness. It's baffling, no, awe inspiring.

[@grimma6425]

You have a great sort of humor. :D

[@FourTwenT]

This is true

[@temple_4213]

Ta Dizzy want crack?

[@lightcouragefake574]

4:18 I've been in contact with only Uranium today...

[@bookmulch7379]

Uzume Tennouboshi that comment and that pic are soooo wrong together

[@colaquix]

I love your vids! all of them, you make ASMR more enjoyable and original with every new upload

[@signfield7607]

Thanks ER, appreciate it as always, friend.

[@arcxcc]

I was here. I have nothing witty to say about anything. I'm only typing this to prove that I was here.

[@someswede781]

Goob job. Now get back in your cell!

[@scarissalty6864]

CM Cardenas a cell. From the prison of elders.

[@arcxcc]

Scar Is Salty My inmates aren't kind to me.

[@someswede781]

That's because they're filthy gingers! Now stop complaining or I'll whip you, you filthy tinfoil supporter!

[@arcxcc]

Seiji I feel abused now. I didn't even get a chance to say my affiliation. And you just assumed I was a part of the treacherous tin foilers! Who art thou to assume!

[@lunarbishop3633]

This is quite clearly a nefarious organization. His eyes are empty of emotion because he is being mind-controlled.

[@EJEtutorials]

Rift never fails to amaze me with his new, ridiculous, but also awesome, intresting and quirky videos

[@FourTwenT]

Took the words right out of my mouth

[@marissawingerden9440]

Yes! The return of the cardello! I've missed its delightful sound 😄

[@thekureijishow6947]

"Hey how are ya"

[@aaaazunino684]

Kuroshi Viex "want crack?"

[@FourTwenT]

Ikr

[@geisterkleistr]

Bob Ross

[@geisterkleistr]

@@aaaazunino684 you sellin' crack? 🤣

[@jesseblack2285]

FUCK college economics , this shit is so hard, but good thing i can count on riff for relaxing

[@michaelvey0239]

jesse black lol my dad teaches college economics your right they are tough. Good luck to you!

[@Nyurufu]

This is pure brilliance.

[@stronkboi9042]

Loving these new videos so much I usually always fall asleep halfway through!

[@tylerdefrancesco2992]

Here we go, baby.

[@FourTwenT]

Yes daddy

[@temple_4213]

Tyler DeFrancesco my body is ready

[@EpicAlexNiNe]

Baptain Barder & The Borrugated Bardboard Bottage of Bopious Balming Bomfort [ Binaural ASMR ] ya dig

[@Murglo6]

no corrugation without representation

[@Meaw523]

awesome alliteration, also astounding acting and ASMR!

[@chaincyclist2736]

Does Jet Fuel melt Corrugated Cardboard beams?

[@Tillixdful]

so this is a cartoon right?

[@FourTwenT]

Yes friend

[@gutchynsky]

This as well as many others is a character imagined by ER.

[@temple_4213]

TToasty want crack?

[@izrealquintana1903]

it's anime

[@bethabaloo]

Normally I would say that I don't experience ASMR. I use the videos to go to sleep most of the time because they have the most amazing soporific effect on me. But tonight, when I heard ER whispering the word cardboard in my ears, I started to get the most amazing prickling/tingling sensation in the back of my neck. I've never been able to experience that before and it shocked me so much I had to break myself out of my drowsiness to leave a comment. Thank you so much, ER. I had more or less resigned myself to not being able to experience ASMR. I'm so glad that's not the case. I look forward to going through your videos again and looking for more close, consonant-heavy whispers so I can see if I can experience more.

[@harrisnbg]

ER, you are definitely the most creative ASMR-Artist! I'm really enjoying your vids! Thx and keep on ASMRing, homie ;)!

[@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxya9604]

Anyone else notice that when you search asmr it's all asmr darling Vids? I think she paid for promotion lol

[@SpikeShroom]

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy I don't think that's exactly how it works. It's just a bit of a kink in the KZbin Algorithm, probably. Or maybe she's actually really popular and he vids are one of the most watched. Idk, I don't think it's paid promotion, though.

[@zr0w3n-16]

spikeshroom you can't get paid promotion like that on YT, but some of her videos have 10M views, and she normally gets 350k-500k views per video, because of PewDiePie, so she comes a lot higher up in the search

[@SpikeShroom]

Gamer Zeke Why because of PewDiePie?

[@ellipsisms]

spikeshroom She appeared in one of his videos because he showed a clip. Then because she's a cute girl all the horny dudes who sub to Pewdiepie started watching. I actually enjoy some of her ASMR but if you read the comments you'll know most people are not there for the tingles.

[@SpikeShroom]

***** Oh ok. Didn't know that.

[@notsurejr4957]

the DESIRES, stop commenting on every comment.

[@FourTwenT]

Hey how are ya

[@temple_4213]

Notsure JR want crack ?

[@haplopatryn145]

CRACK Dealer Give me cardboard or give me crack either one is fine

[@notsurejr4957]

+the DESIRES fight me

[@spaceagemusic]

Cornell captain carded makes calming cardboard sounds while wearing cardboard colored clothing and creates a song about corrugated cardboard using a crafty cardboard cartelo

[@davidlevin_]

Another fantastic video Mr. Rift!

[@KristopherCharles]

You know what freaks me out about this video? As someone obsessed with language I don't have a favorite letter! What the hell is wrong with me?

[@AleutianSailor]

Captain Carder for president 2k20

[@FourTwenT]

#cc2020

[@temple_4213]

Jacob Carey want crack?

[@desireebeauchamp9817]

I love the detail of the brown crayon tucked behind your ear

[@ytunine]

love the low lighting in your videos!

[@TheThebestdamnthing1]

What if all of rifts characters are really characters and we've been abducted by this weird dude.And he is coming in and out of the room acting like different people every time and we cant say anything because our mouths are taped?

[@FourTwenT]

Someone already said that once. Try again

[@imbetterthanyou6927]

the DESIRES Why are you commenting on everything? XD

[@Iano51]

Mr.Bing split......

[@virtualresolution5190]

You sound like a Pokemon when you say "cardboard cargated cardboard

[@Hellokitty0300125]

yay it's back! , I love Captain Carder !

[@Handhandme]

i love your dedication! your videos are stunning!