Relax with Cap'n Carder | ASMR

[@ohnobohdie]

Once more my escape route from Arkham Sanitarium had proven successful. Seeking an environment other than the concrete walls that entrapped me within the clamping jaws of the sanitarium, I allowed my legs to carry me in a seemingly random direction; my mind too worn down to function normally. Lights in the distance beckoned me towards a small, odd looking village. Everything seemed to be comprised of cardboard, from the walls of the houses, to the bushes adorning such walls. This stark change from the towering colossus of the sanitariums grasp was sufficient, and i carried myself along. Approacing a house with its cardboard door ajar, my ears grasped onto the sounds of music flowing gently from the home of a kindly stranger, who I came to know as "Cap'n Carder." The kindly man, adorned in cardboard glasses and a cardboard hat, played an insturment he called the Cardello. A truly strange man, yet one who was willing to assist me in banishing the exhaustion from my feeble mind. I had yet again found refuge in the kindness of a strange stranger.

[@codelyokoaddict72]

We really need a book about the inner workings and escape of (the youtube view) a person from the sanitarium

[@endermage77]

And it occurs to you that one rainy day would be all it takes to wash this man's life work away

[@weborepe]

*instrument

[@beanie640]

We need some back up prisoner {redacted} has escaped all personal be on look out.

[@idc5309]

Nice job, really good writing

[@fine1764]

This new Nintendo Labo Set looks pretty cool.

[@n1mbo496]

I was going to say the same xd

[@Shadowybloodwolf]

You beat me to it .👏

[@HyperHunt621]

This makes me yearn for a Captain Carder Constructs a Interactive Cardboard Creation video, in which he either builds a Labo set (w/o the game's sounds) or messes around with an already made set as if it were an artifact or something.

[@Singstufftilyourdead]

@@n1mbo496 its XD

[@dylanmcfiggins5816]

I was just about to comment that LOL

[@JosephPembroke]

Teachers: What do you want to be when you grow up? Me: Captain Carder of the Corrugated Cardboard Confederation

[@michael6329]

Some people wake in the morning to go to mass, some wake for breakfast. I wake to watch Uncle E.R tap on a cardboard banjo on a calm Saturday morning.

[@twospiritbanjo]

That's not a banjo! Do you know how I can tell? Uncle E's instrument is actually in tune 🤣 (I am a banjo picker)

[@michael6329]

Drunk On Banjo lol

[@qwertyuiopman100]

actually, that’s a Cardello...

[@lokimcmuffin2821]

Papa chael that's a cardello you uncultured swine

[@michael6329]

I am......I am......I am a Heathen.

[@AAAAAA-tv9wg]

Damn, that's one sick riff... But I still need the John Wick ASMR

[@deltaduxdan816]

*foreboding*

[@AAAAAA-tv9wg]

@@deltaduxdan816 Are you a JoJo's reference?

[@deltaduxdan816]

@@AAAAAA-tv9wg yes.

[@Sooth0]

@deltaduxdan Are you a Papa Jojo reference?

[@Baggeb0]

We definitely need a John Wick asmr vid!

[@AWACS_Snowblind]

_Hell yeah, Cap'n. You kill those Ephemeral Riffs_

[@bashcrash13]

The hurt and confusion in his eyes when you ask to touch his hat 😔

[@madiichan1486]

I'm going to cry. I looked up the original video the other day to listen to the cardello part over and over again. I almost tweeted you to say I missed Captain. And then you do this. Your mind reading capabilities have thwarted me yet again.

[@DenWell-SeedsOfChaos]

As a tried & true member of The Corrugated Cardboard Confederation I am so thrilled to see Captain Carder today. Cardboard Tingles, nice.

[@wikern7010]

1:24 Such beautiful lyrics brings a tear to my eye

[@jasminebrokenshire-soot626]

Honey the man across the street has again made everything out of cardboard

[@Hiraeth-0X]

LAMP

[@NoEntertainment]

Now do Relax with Cap'n Crunch. We must have the Cerealistic ASMR.

[@A.A.I.N-L.E]

No just no

[@pixelb3285]

oops! all tingles

[@LunarEdge7]

Makes me wish for yet another Captain Coco Crinklepop video.

[@whocaresaboutafuckinuserna6687]

No.

[@thatreddude8796]

No.

[@astral2861]

Actually all the staff: Here listen to the sounds of these ancient and powerful artifacts that are dangerous and probably evil Cardboard Confederacy Guy: You want to see my hat, I don't know.

[@bongyshadylie902]

A 646 p

[@endermage77]

@Belvedere Jehoshaphat Honeycutt Wouldn't be surprised since they installed the glass revolving door last tuesday

[@ArtemisNightlock]

@Belvedere Jehoshaphat Honeycutt You forgot the Illuminati, they're in it as well

[@Zalumpa]

0:17 When you're trying to hint at getting a guitar.

[@CzasPoDeszczu]

You are one of the most original characters in ASMR and every movie on your channel is real gold.

[@nalaze]

idk about you but that smoke on the water cover was fantastic

[@juliancortella9401]

This is how I imagine americans live while paying for student loans

[@shilopnamreg6468]

Not enough instant ramen cups lying around

[@playlistcentral3050]

59$

[@fatjuicytaco]

Shilop Namreg And the bottled water with juice pouch singles.

[@RealZynexx]

That’s a banger

[@ariabritton9669]

you only gotta pay for those if you're a tool who goes to college. trade schools and technical schools are all you need to get a decent living doing honest work.

[@tulatrippin]

I love your passion and commitment to cardboard - the superior man made product. You've convinced me to buy beachside cardboard condos!

[@PressPausePlease]

Is that a Fender? I had a vintage cardbortar that was destroyed in the Catrina flood, so I'm in the market for a new Cardello.

[@F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R]

Sub To PEWDIEPIE I'm not an expert by any means but that looks like a [DO NOT BEND]er Stratocarder.

[@headmopp6060]

perhaps a telecarder?

[@aidenwrede4946]

Man... this guy's awesome, he sits in front of a screen for an entire hour or longer just to relax and calm his viewers. He comes up with these crazy ideas to brighten the moods of others watching the video and add some humor too. It's incredible how I didn't realize how much I appreciate this dude and what he's doing until I suddenly just had enough of not saying anything. Thank you so much Ephemeral Rift, keep up the "card" work!

[@dappitydoo4774]

“Mom, where is dad?” “Oh he’s whispering to a camera in the basement in his fort”

[@Reset_0815]

I think the video has a better resolution on a cardphone. Unfortunately, I can not afford such a luxury.

[@fatjuicytaco]

I hear the screen can run a smooth 3-layer strip of cardboard.

[@ethanmcquage3568]

Cardboard is better than plastic. Cardboard is really quite fantastic.

[@pikkkkaro]

It's better than tinfoil and steel

[@JesusChrist-hq7pu]

Hey wamuu,what’s up

[@NightWhispererASMR]

Just woke up for the day.. then you come on and say not yet 😆

[@sadeegoesfishing]

Same!

[@hazewire4618]

Being awake is... Muda! Muda! MUDA!

[@howardm.burgers]

You're really playing out that C chord.

[@thegreatskully5078]

More like c board

[@XMguy]

Howard M. Burgers a few G7s too lol

[@headmopp6060]

nice.

[@underconfident_asmr]

Just to throw it out there: I would love to see a Cardboard Town followup sometime. Other than Beaking, bottlecaps, and your clipboard/questionaires, the taps and sounds of cardboard really do the job for me. This was so good.

[@jacobparker2011]

I fell asleep to a guy wearing a box on his head. Playing with a cardboard cut out of a guitar. Singing a whisper toon to me. While continuously looking me in the eye. Thank you KZbin, for this wonderful nights sleep.

[@RwDoyle912]

Thank you, sir. Thank you. Nap time has commenced.

[@matylinth3qu33n6]

Duct tape Dynasty should be your next group from post apocalyptique Canada who just want to bring everyoone together and see no need for the war

[@jamesclerk3709]

Am geologist can confirm that the trapezoid of tranquility is a tranquil trapezoid

[@Br0ck3nRealities]

I like how youtube decides to give me the quietest adds ONLY when Im watching these

[@endermage77]

Captain Carder has got all the best Ephemeral Riffs

[@aerithsgf1575]

Endermage77 out.

[@Chunkymilk92]

I love how “odd” your videos are there so relaxing and entertaining!!

[@concretecastles878]

Finally another one! Next video: capn carder rebuilds his house in the rain

[@lordsaladin361]

On one hand you have people (women) making videos of licking your ear or maybe whispering in your ear and getting millions of views And then you have this. This my friend is Art, in its purest form.

[@fatjuicytaco]

Doctor Wallace You call this art? It’s well beyond art at this point. It’s everything pure in the universe manifested into a singular video.

[@jakebob7748]

I can never tell if ER is a actual asmr channel or just spoofing of the genre 😂 Either way hes a genius a what he does

[@moochertall]

Cardboard is better than plastic

[@benny_monstah]

Cardboard is really quite fantastic

[@whocaresaboutafuckinuserna6687]

And it makes soothing sounds but then again almost anything rift slowly taps is soothing

[@lazy7279]

cardboard ain't gonna destroy the ocean that makes me quite a big fan

[@Karma-si7mt]

It's made out of paper though

[@dalejrfan1971]

@Ephemeral Rift I've been a subscriber to your KZbin channel for about a year now. I really enjoy watching your videos. Your ASMR videos help me relax and forget about my chronic pain. I have 2 chronic lower back pain conditions, Lumbar Spinal Stenosis and Degenerative Disc Disease and Osteoarthritis in both of my knees and in my hips. I can't sleep most nights because of my chronic pain so I binge watch your videos. Binge watching your videos helps me get through the sleepless nights and helps me forget about my pain. Thank you for making your videos, I really appreciate it.

[@TheMaster9583]

I absolutely loved the cardello playing the first time around, oh how it’s been too long

[@GUMP69]

E.R you never cease to amaze. Another incredible upload. I cannot stop the tingles. Literally every different "chord" sends me over the edge.

[@vdg6184]

God I love this channel. Every time I think he couldn’t think of anything weirder and original he pulls out something like this.

[@samueljorge3171]

Make sure you palm mute correctly when you play your riffs

[@ASMRGamingNews]

Looking like the cover of Phalanx on SNES I love this man :)

[@tokyohanamura]

ASMR Gaming News I was waiting for this comment!

[@ryouseibai5153]

ER: "To get me out of this small cardboard town" Me, confused and finally looking at the background: [WHEEZE]

[@lordofthieves8200]

Almost expected real guitar sounds from the cardboard one, layered in

[@mreverythingman1958]

Can't wait for your 4/20 special, E.R!

[@tan-tan-tanan]

Nice to see you again, Captain!

[@cartatertot]

You are my favorite asmrist because your videos never have the obnoxious ads in the middle of them

[@shut.up.gabriel]

ER: Plastic _I sleep._ ER: Cardboard *_real shit?_*

[@slickissick3305]

love the cardboard sounds!

[@taarnalocnar3120]

The earliest I’ve ever seen a new video posted! Gotta love Australian time difference 😅 Thanks for the great frequent posting Rift!

[@Schlopytoppy]

Man that capn carder sure does shred

[@evmo4177]

You really missed an opportunity for the Rhombus of Relaxation

[@SkillBoughtThis]

Lol imagine a dude trying to rob his house and walks in to see a guy wearing cardboard gear, playing a cardboard guitar and whispering into a camera 😂

[@CosmicComicYT]

"They fall asleep right in that cardboard chair" Wait cardboard ._ . *Wobbling intensifies* °^°

[@xDangerHendersonx]

I love how creative you are! You are definitely an inspiration for me starting my channel. The camera quality is amazing and your videos are so addictive and fun to watch. Thanks for sharing!

[@PinkPintoNikki]

I really love your Cap'n Carder videos and hope to see more of them in the future~. Keep up the great and hilarious work~.

[@theonewhowhispers3297]

It's really good to hear some actual good music and not all the stuff that's on the radio all the time. :) Glad I found someone who appreciates the true nature of msuci.

[@trippalhealicks]

As I've said before......your ideas and creations seem limitless. Thanks for another great one!

[@99fxgtjc]

Where is the clock that runs backwards ??

[@Bone20647]

Huh. Just realized that

[@Kidcrowley]

I missed this character so much, just a couple days ago i was thinking how much i wanted a new video from captain carder

[@funkmeister1546]

Yesss! Thank you Rift for another awesome video. You're amazing ideas never cease to amaze me.

[@constipation4650]

We have the flat Earth society Tinfoil hat society. But then the Cardboard nation attacked.

[@peresusjacksonfan]

Your missing one.

[@another_random_ace8820]

Hate to be that guy but Cardboard confederacy*

[@fatjuicytaco]

How do I change my username guys help acshually that would be the corrugated cardboard confederashy

[@duh_bry2587]

I clicked on the video without looking at the title, thinking this was a music video.

[@meow-sv7rc]

0:04 Play that funky music white boy

[@bearlee8034]

so unique and relaxing, truly blown away

[@blorgusofthechinese1230]

I’ve been waiting for a new vid. This one video every two days is harmful to my sleep schedule

[@yaksha959]

Tried to figure out how ER comes up with these idea. Brain got totally exhausted within few minutes. Got good sleep. Thank you ER. Very cool

[@godshollownutsack9272]

Rift is the one person who would make cracking open a cold one with a cardboard cutout cool.

[@thepafff2102]

Cardboard is better than plastic Cardboard is quote fantastic thinking of it makes me extatic

[@encey-poo5190]

"Just in the middle of writing a new song"? Don't you mean: "Currently composing a concerto"? Looks like Captain Carder really sold out. Probably pronounces "circle" like "surkel" now

[@oof8841]

How... how do you pronounce circle NOT like 'sircul'?

[@encey-poo5190]

@@oof8841 The way God intended: "kurkel"

[@Bone20647]

@@encey-poo5190 yes, The Everything Man tought us that. Of course, the ban on knowledge probably stopped him from knowing that. And Capn Carder probably didn't know that either.

[@morefluid_thanwater]

Every time i come back to this video I look for this comment, it kills me everytime

[@underconfident_asmr]

Once again completely out of left field. I couldn’t help but smile as soon as I read the description. Your capacity for winging ideas is truly boundless. ❤️🗿 *Edit: I’m more of an electronic music kind of fellow but I have to say, I love the sweet, gentle yet somehow commanding sound of the Cardello.

[@tank4774]

Omg sameee!!!!

[@tank4774]

Dooou make music??

[@underconfident_asmr]

Tentatively As a matter of fact I’ve done a bunch of unusual stuff over the years, though nothing great. Just search for BitPusher on whatever you use (iTunes, Play Store, Spotify, Pandora, etc.) What about you?

[@tank4774]

Alpha-Qusonix ASMR I do!! If you search Hupp I’ll show up. On SoundCloud I’m the one with the Hat picture and on Spotify I’m the one with the Mii Edit: its more of a chill hop electronic mix

[@CallawayJ04]

U deserve wayyyyyy more subs for all the time you put in to Making these videos!!

[@BeefyK209]

The guitar playing really sets the mood

[@InsideEditor-r1d]

Love the cardello it gives off cardboard vibes with ER ❤

[@jojodubs-rootsiii]

Awww I love this, so imaginative and tingly, thank you~~~

[@Sttreg]

I feel like deep down you are still a kid who wants to express his creativity, and I don't say that in a mean or offensive way, i like it ! We should all be this creativ

[@mando228]

The only man who can expert through the fire and flames on guitar hero 3

[@wihh87]

Left handed legend right here

[@unrealjay6159]

Starts video with tapping.. instant tingles

[@TheCallumBellShow]

Oh yes, great time to relax :)

[@invertedcolors9881]

WHAT I just had a dream about you playing the cardboard guitar, and I haven’t even seen this video yet

[@sebb8347]

This is why I love er's videos

[@brokenending4666]

The Rhombus of Relaxation would've been a good name for one of the shapes as well

[@DrLeatherface]

The cardboard lamp really ties the room together

[@kathryncotter4933]

😂i love that that's so cool how you could make stuff like that with just a bunch carboard

[@lewis7909]

We need a book about the whole story of you the viewer's escape from the sanitarium

[@GUMP69]

Tapping the square of squarenity and repeating cardboard was fucking magic.

[@Jcommenter231]

Love the vids, best asmr channel by far

[@Nonk2004]

Imagine someone coming into his house and seeing this Bizarre in the best ways

[@jokesflyovermyhead9392]

Me:*Asleep* Phone:*DING* Me:*WOKE*

[@alexbattlechief9155]

ME:Sees notification Plays the video like 5 mins Back asleep

[@LunarEdge7]

10 mins during video: *Sees the light in sleep* "It's just a prank bro, I ain't going back yet!"

[@robinhyperlord9053]

Memes are fucking retarded.

[@koookeeez]

love the cardboard lamp

[@emp91]

Rift is the only dude doing this type of shit and I’m here for all of it!

[@ahemmentalgent4675]

You know humanity is fucked when good content is over run by a guy that tapps on cardbord

[@sebastianmendoza5128]

Like the cardboard builds

[@anothercarenthusiast3896]

I just wole up so i guess ima go back to sleep👌😂

[@vWolfHD]

Hahahah lame dead joke

[@carsonspeaks9058]

Damn thats a very headbanging song

[@0nakojaspava]

morning asmr is better than evening asmr :)))))

[@killertigergaming6762]

Lol I spent the first few minutes and never noticed not only was the guitar glasses and hat but the background how did I not notice the background

[@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown]

Here's some lyrics for the song that I came up with. Cardboard is better than plastic. It's really quite fantastic. It's better than tinfoil or steel. You can use it for so many wonderful things! Even to cook your meals. You can use it for anything you please. It's even better than wood that comes from trees! So please. Make the cardboard confederation your preferred destination. I hope you enjoyed and have a good day/night :o)