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Lets just call him Captain Dad.
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[@phosphoros60]

"You wanna talk about it later, over a... game of catch?" "ᴵ’ᵈ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ"

[@emmar9462]

i LOVED that part

[@sirfoofoo154]

How did you make you text small and up?

[@azifazeez]

It's really sad knowing his dad never did that with him

[@MurcuryEntertainment]

Legit made me sad. Jake really craves that paternal affection.

[@tamaramisue9219]

It’s so cuuute

[@olliehernandez3934]

Holt: "So, what's the plan, son?" Jake: "Well, dad..." My heart, I can't-

[@j_usteen]

I felt cuddles

[@PamelaTaylor]

@@j_usteen feels cute

[@maggieborchardt9757]

Do you know what episode that one is from

[@tt9300]

Maggie Borchardt it season 4 ep 9 “ The Overmining “

[@maggieborchardt9757]

@@tt9300 thank you so much 😄

[@StefveoX]

"Permission to take a selfie of the two of us sir" "Permission denied." *takes it anyway*

[@fawful94]

Too late! 😃

[@LeoDBW]

And Holt didn't even tried to stop him XD He was like "no" but went with it anyway

[@kimmomac4082]

He even posed for the pic while saying no lmfao they really are son and dad mode

[@ekaterinas8796]

While Holt poses for the pic 😅

[@MTDfilms]

@@ekaterinas8796 and holt didn't even try to stop him

[@SpoderA]

From being embarrassed about calling Holt dad to asking if Holt has a “proud daddy expression”

[@raima6877]

That’s what I call character development

[@chrisossu2070]

It's really depressing that Holt is literally the only male authority figure in Jake's life who hasn't profoundly disappointed him.

[@Ben-vf5gk]

There's Terry

[@M1ckTheMan]

@@Ben-vf5gk YEAH but he worked with him personally as a detective, more of a big brother to him than an authority figure.

[@Ben-vf5gk]

@@M1ckTheMan According to Jake any male who's older than him is a father figure

[@kenni2704]

Ben Warburton what episode does he say that?

[@Ben-vf5gk]

@@kenni2704 The casecation episode in S6 where he and Amy argue about having kids, there's a cutaway to a time he called a guy 6 weeks older than him dad once

[@victoriabarnett3535]

I rly hope jake and Amy’s kid grow up with holt as a “grandpa” figure

[@danielalopez2818]

I hope that Jake and Amy call their Baby Raymond o something like that

[@corvidofchaos]

And Auntie Rosa, Uncle Charles and Uncle Terry.

[@cinny1313]

@@corvidofchaos Rosa is Roro

[@itsSollyWolly]

Cinny RIP Uncle ChiChi

[@billanliao1004]

666 likes

[@hail_void8844]

"I'm teaching father the math" Will forever be my favorite line in this show

[@Furrina89]

Caption Dad is our boss

[@rayzilla]

Captain dad is just my boss!

[@Tegres1]

*I'm teaching father the math!*

[@disneyrockz12]

Ryan Barrett by this logic, Jake and Amy are siblings and they are committing incest #wincest

[@truethat15]

@@disneyrockz12 or amy married into the family.

[@chrisp187]

@@disneyrockz12 Awe wincest. Sadly that show is ending.

[@ramzimetanes9120]

That's actually my favorite line in the whole show🤣

[@kyrvllgr4856]

“Do you need a math tutor because the department will provide one for you?” - Holt 😂

[@KoiYakultGreenTea]

Kyr Vllgr I need that math tutor

[@carmillasmith7743]

I’m bad at math too, that’s why I keep my mouth shut with numbers. Unless it involves money! 😂

[@zawarudo100]

@@carmillasmith7743 haha same

[@JustAnotherPerson4U]

That's a good workplace that they'll actually PAY for you to have a teacher. Somehow, I think Holt was serious with that question.

[@trippiechris1852]

Read this as he said it😂

[@shemsandahiro5841]

Jake: "Ppapaapap.." Holt: "Don't ever pappapapaap me again" Jake: "Sorry sir.." Holt again: "papapapappa.."

[@somebody3639]

Bup bup bupbupbup.

[@Bibiyoshika]

Jake: *"Yeah, I'll regret teaching him that one."*

[@HawthornHawk]

Oh man... just realised why Jake made a big deal out of Holt’s middle name being Jacob.

[@cruzdaoust8632]

Oh my gosh. 🙊 Wait woah lol that makes it so much more wholesome 😂

[@bellamartinelli316]

I don't get it. I'm not super far in the show. Can you explain?

[@HawthornHawk]

Isabella Martinelli in one episode Jake tries to find out what the J stands for in Raymond J Holt.. He gets excited because even though he likes to go by Jake, his actual first name is Jacob

[@olivegardensrestroom688]

@@HawthornHawk Do you remember the episode name cause have no memory of this.

[@HawthornHawk]

SøDøllsøme season 2 episode 5 The Mole ;)

[@jg2000]

“Shut up Rosa, I’m teaching father the math!”

[@raulrosas5068]

Holt: "how do you plan on catching this genitalman"

[@xxMusicxSpeaksxx]

i just realized that jake and chandler both grew up with distant parents, hated thanksgiving, use humor as a defense mechanism, date slightly obsessive, competitive and powerful women and found new families 🥺

[@sophdowl]

Ya that also makes sense y they r both my fav tv characters ever I have the same family situation

[@disneyrockz12]

Mind blown 😱😱😱

[@mirrrstery]

holy crap lol never noticed that! I absolutely adore the show Friends.

[@lingy69]

It's odd how many dads have left their sons in Sitcoms

[@khushikedia6169]

Actually they are so similar that buzzfeed had a quiz 'guess who said it jake or chandler'

[@alimuddin3535]

So, what's the plan SON ? Well DAD.... I love this damn scene

[@harithch.8157]

6:45

[@gurglequeen433]

"Would you like to discuss it over a game of catch?" "I would like that." Holt is the father figure Jake should of had in his life.

[@eltonjohntubola3212]

I mean Jake also has mommy issues.

[@sajidansari7123]

Well, he described Amy as mother of whole squad in an episode

[@khajiitimanus7432]

*should have had

[@gurglequeen433]

@@khajiitimanus7432 Nobody cares

[@khajiitimanus7432]

@@gurglequeen433 Did I ask or otherwise state that you cared? Did I similarly ever state that I cared? No? Good. I was correcting a flaw - a mistake. Nothing personal or indicative of it. Nothing to care about or feel attached to - simply a mistake that was pointed out. What you choose to do with that is your business. If I didn't know any better, I might think you did care, since you felt the need to reply.

[@rapisor]

"Boyle has psychosexual issues" Amy: "Old news.." Hahaha! Amy is lowkey funny!

[@katieminns9778]

rapisor she is high key funny don’t disrespect her like that x

[@drewder1789]

*highkey

[@siulmarih26]

She is my fave

[@alexarose598]

But you calling Captain Holt daddy...

[@comicalcosmonaut959]

@@alexarose598 okay daddy is off the table

[@joacc8]

Terry's serious delivery of "Show your father some respect." is great.

[@maggie3405]

Where is the scene where he comforts Rosa when the squad comes over for her family game night? I feel like that solidified his father-daughter relationship with her.

[@sirocco2810]

Nah that one was just from a gay man who got out the closet and livee fully to a bisexual who just did, more like a wise older person teaching a younger person, not really dad-like.

[@astraology7247]

I didn't watch the whole video but they should include the scene where Rosa goes over to holts houses and she has a pregnancy scare.

[@didimajeed]

Wait what episode is it??

[@astraology7247]

@@didimajeed the pregnancy scare is S2 ep20 and the game night is S5 ep10

[@didimajeed]

It's Escope thank you so much

[@foolslayer9416]

Remember how mortifying it was to accidentally call your grade school teacher "mom" or "dad"? This takes it to a whole new level.

[@Jahu-qs2us]

Dear Fool Slayer, I can indeed remember such a situation. I also agree that this piece of media content elevates the discomfort of the imagined situation. Thank you for your contribution to the comment section. Sincerely, Raymond Holt

[@mehwishmanha9250]

@@Jahu-qs2us 🤣🤣

[@ThatPotatoNeon01]

Bro happened like 7 times throughout my life and it hurt more each time

[@thepoisoncrow5721]

I can only remember doing it once in second grade and it was mom

[@wonderspace90]

I forgot that actually happened to one of my classmates in Middle school. Poor kid was embarrassed for the rest of the period.

[@leonidasfourlis1781]

Season 8 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Me in Jake's voice: I'd like that

[@JoeHoeDoesSomething]

Leonidas Fourlis wow your from the future

[@alphagamer9505]

its been confirmed for a while now

[@leopoldbuttersstotch277]

They are re-writing the whole season. It is going to take even longer time now😭😭😭

[@user-tj4cp6zb6s]

maby charles win the hiest

[@queso9845]

it will be te last :(((

[@CollinMcLean]

When you think about it, Holt isn't just the 99's Dad because he's older male authority figure... He gave Jake the discipline and effort his father never put in Amy the attention and praise her parents often reserved for their worst children and best children, Amy falling in the middle of the ranks And he gave Rosa a warm and understanding presence unlike her parents who she couldn't come out to for so long He's the 99's Dad because he gave them the things they were lacking from their own parental figures. Helping Jake to grow up (relatively speaking), helping Amy feel more self assured, and helping Rosa to open herself up more.

[@kalcheus]

"Never mind I'm teaching father the math"

[@tristantaccad4644]

5:47 The way the audio/clips are edited together makes it look like Jake was startled by the sound of his own voice somewhere else 💀

[@VaibhavGuptaisawesome]

Yeah. I was scouring to see if someone else noticed that as well

[@peterdavids31]

A drift in time.

[@char124eve]

The way Jake’s expression slightly changes at 8:01 is absolutely amazing Andy is such an underrated actor

[@queenbrunette9216]

He has an Emmy, that put him on topnotch category

[@ZeroKool7140]

Sneak hug “9 minutes starts now!”

[@jillian6121]

im sad the spilling soup clip wasn’t in here. the fact that holt lets peralta sit with him behind his desk is just so fatherly

[@dudejesus8010]

What episode?

[@alanaknox49]

Sometime in season 2

[@jillian6121]

i think it’s season 2, episode 12, “Beach House”

[@vera6337]

Both pantless btw 😭😂

[@addynormann3167]

Whenever Holt subtly messes with Jake is gold!

[@Kerriangel]

I’m hoping that if Peraltiago have a baby; they either name it for Holt or introduce them to their Grandpa Holt

[@rampant1apart]

Kerri Angel I'm liking the sound of "Grandpa Holt" personally. That'd be so wholesome.

[@felipeolivier3453]

knowing holt, he's probaly not like that

[@b1nkbonk]

if they have a baby, and it's a boy, they should definitely name him ray/raymond

[@smolopossummaxwell9624]

Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! That would be so cute!!!!

[@sirocco2810]

If Jake doesn't name his kid Crash he's a hypocrite

[@Callsign_Neuro]

“What’s the plan son?” “Well, Dad...” 😂😂😂

[@patrickcalip948]

Captain Holt's relationships with his team is sincerely heartwarming to the point where I actually want to raise kids..... Maybe one day...... Don't know.

[@Igarappappa]

Peter: Do I want kids?

[@patrickcalip948]

@@Igarappappa Ha... I get that reference.

[@patrickcalip948]

@@solasauto Well... They CAN be. But who knows, it could be worth the trouble.

[@lock376]

It isn't

[@patrickcalip948]

@@lock376 Someone thought you were worth the trouble.

[@IanWeaver]

8:00 Jake's face after that is so perfect. He retains his composure, but you can tell how much that meant to him.

[@xoxsaimaxox9117]

The look on Jake's face when Captain Holt said "I'm proud of you" just shows that Jake's no.1 father figure is Captain Holt.

[@retaliaterguitar2]

Rightfully so, he's a good man and an even greater dad!

[@lemsavage9473]

6:44 click it, you will not regret it.

[@NessTheDork]

THANKS!

[@lilybrittain5617]

LOLLLLLLL HAHA A AAA I'M TAKING A SCREENSHOT OF THAT

[@areeanachowdhury9070]

Jake went from accidentally calling him dad and them denying ..to calling him dad just so casually😭😭

[@Winteramen]

7:55

[@raima6877]

😂😂 Thank you so much

[@ShayanGivehchian]

Jake looking at Holt as a father figure is actually really cute.

[@NemysisPrime]

Not just Jake... Even Amy looks upto him as a father figure

[@KEVMAN7987]

Amy also refers to Holt as Dad.

[@VesOnYT]

That makes their relationship so weird lmao

[@goodquestion.8518]

Kevin Gomolchak Amy is inheriting Jake’s daddy issues

[@stkrd1467]

Dad as in Dad in law. Idk hahaha

[@snorg7139]

Vesuvius Your parents are brother and sister by that logic.

[@VesOnYT]

Snorg both Jake and Amy think of Holt like they think of their birth father, which is weird. Idk what that has to do with my parents 😂

[@latinguy67]

the scene where Jake punches the old reporter (Stacey Keach) when he calls Holt a "homo" actually choked me up. Jake loves Holt that much.

[@joseroa5243]

I love that Amy calls them "our dad's" inmediatly stablishing Rosa as her sister.

[@ilou9129]

When Holt said "the good thing about being an adult is you can make a new family" and Jake responds that he doesn't have one yet I was so hoping Holt would say "You do, it's us"

[@rmionex6435]

It actually meant more when Jake eventually realized it himself, you know.

[@annabanana7659]

Jake: Rosa and I will find a way out. Holt: I'm sure you will, son. Jake: (le gasp) You called me 'Son'! No take-backs! Reference: 3x23

[@addyrol9227]

“Do you need a math tutor? Because the department will provide one for you.” *”Ican’ttellifyou’rebeingseriousornot”*

[@liagilor8904]

6:45 physically warmed my heart

[@land2d322]

Amy saying "thats our dads" means she sees her squad as her family

[@areebarehman3919]

I love how right at the start Jake tell the crminal to " Shut up, you've done nothing but lie since you got here "

[@tiffanymariehill8557]

This gives me flashbacks to when I ran out of class in the 2nd grade when I called my teacher “mom”.

[@raychelle131]

TiffanyMarie Hill 😂 I called my teacher dad in the 9th grade

[@gennybaratta2460]

I almost called my teacher dad in high school. I covered it with a well timed dude. For context he was my choir teacher and I was hanging out in his classroom during my lunch

[@liacolon1894]

@@gennybaratta2460 phew, that was close, wasn't that?

[@yyvl222]

6:45 wait after all of these years, ive only just realised he said dad

[@corvidofchaos]

Terry = Jake's older brother Holt = Jake's dad Kevin = Jake's stepdad Charles = Jake's cousin In my opinion, they all play important male roles in Jake's life and have different impacts on him. They teach him things that he should have learnt from his actual male family members but didn't.

[@laurenstanciel1247]

Hitchcock and Scully = Jake’s weird uncles

[@nont18411]

Roger is such a terrible dad. He’s one of the fews that can make Jake angry.

[@huddolife4830]

Amy= Jake's sister

[@Mangoo-o]

@@huddolife4830 they have a chil, you are thinking of Gina and Rosa

[@Mangoo-o]

Kevin and Holt are Jake's dads

[@hodamahmoud6724]

Holt is just the whole squad's dad at this point

[@louisreich9933]

NEVERMIND I'M TEACHING FATHER THE MATH lmaoooo

[@theresialindhawidyasari8360]

Rosa: A minivan? AHAAA Also Rosa: Babysitting? AHAAA

[@dfhdght3862]

Rosa's face at the very beginning she is sooo amused HAHA, her face is like "oohh damn, drama drama, what's the tea"

[@Yeah_Whocares]

Just made me realize that I don't have a father figure.... or friends... man I wanna play catch.

[@jacksputrid]

I’ll be your bro if you want

[@jacksputrid]

We can be a KZbin family

[@emissaryofthecows3389]

I'm down, name a place bro

[@jacksputrid]

Emissary of the cows I live in ca

[@fadingcalypso5408]

Same here

[@direcircumstances]

I think about the "if anything you're a BOTHER figure" line at least once a day.

[@theyofmanynames]

Jake and Holt's dynamic makes me so, so happy. They are truly some of the best possible influences on each other.

[@yogiadhiraj1086]

"Ohh noo Jacob, I see it as a compliment" that Jacob always gets me

[@titavaughns7698]

8:00 Jake's reaction was so cute!

[@vintage1950]

tita vaughns don’t know why it bought a tear to me eyes

[@cruzdaoust8632]

Why aren't there more comments like this?!

[@rmionex6435]

He looked like a kid. 😭

[@CliffReeds]

I'm teaching father the math might be THE line of brooklyn 99. So good.

[@gwen7706]

the way that holt is like "so whats the plan son" and jake says "so dad," and nothing is wrong

[@mattygee6852]

7:54 Love these moments where hilt can tell that jake needed this kind of figure and doesn't play it off as a joke, instead making him feel better about himself knowing that someone else is happy with how he is. Otherwise known as Good parenting tm

[@kfcKiNg2]

I love the face Rosa making when the camera pans of holt its just says that even Rosa's suprised at what jake said 0:28

[@mirandagiselle3000]

Jake was so genuinely touched when Holt says “I’m proud of you”. I love their relationship it meant so much to him.

[@bardofthestar6046]

I wonder how many comments are just going to be a phrase from the video.

[@dallasgoodman1989]

If anything you're a bother figure

[@lucas-xf7rc]

THOSE ARE OUR DADS

[@raima6877]

From Jake being super embarrassed from saying “Dad”, to a couple seasons later with “Proud Daddy” This is what I call character development.

[@g.4956]

When Jake said “Dad”, the entire fuckin floor just *zip*

[@InformationIsTheEdge]

"You want to talk about it later over... A game of catch?" "I'd like that." BA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Best laugh all week!

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

#WeAllWantToPlayCatchWithCaptainHolt

[@A-Legitimate-Salvage]

“I’m teaching Father the math!” may be my favorite line in the show

[@nisiotisparis2583]

Don't we all wish we had a dad like Holt?

[@MarkeD213BustA]

Need more amy because she is really into captain holt after being taken advantage of by her old captain.

[@Tuubesoxx]

"I'd like that"

[@hypnoticskull6342]

:Jake: Thanks, Dad :Everyone: ...

[@ArianeJoosting]

:Jake: Thanks, Dad :Everyone: 👁👄👁

[@sarah.s.flanagan]

“What?! Gross! Rosa! Those are our dads! I mean, that’s not what I think- Captain Dad is just my boss.” “Wo-o-ow.” “Never mind, I’m teaching Father the math!”

[@katieminns9778]

The way Jake says “well, dad” without missing a single beat actually melts me

[@AustinChurch95]

I’m TEACHING FATHER THE MATH!

[@iasmymthalicapereiracruvin7610]

What's the episode?

[@MainDrainStudios]

@5:47 it looks like they get surprised by Jake's voice from the next scene :p

[@blacksnow7106]

0:27 Rosa's enjoying this way too much

[@bernabesikci9140]

it's always funny about jake and amy seeing holt and kevin as their *dads*

[@luc9766]

07:27 Boyle, release him. 😂

[@highonanime6726]

My favourite one Jake: I love you da-ptain; daptain cool new way of saying captain.

[@arijithalder7984]

It's an absolute crime against humanity that they didn't shoot a scene where Jake and Holt were playing a "game of catch!!" 🙁

[@suzannejaggers6202]

We need to arrest the director/producer's/scriptwriter. We ALL need the Captain Holt/Jake game of catch scene. Someone speed dial 911.

[@DeliMayne22]

Yo that snicker at 1:42 tho 🤣🤣😭😭

[@kertralpholivar34]

i love rosa's "eeehheeee" laugh

[@doctorjosephalbertnefario4332]

The volume of every clip in this video be like 📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉

[@oph0322]

My personal favourite is 7:57. Best ending of all season eps.

[@Nadamos]

When he says "I'm Proud of you" was the saddest funniest joke Ive ever heard lol

[@emissaryofthecows3389]

We all wish we had a Holt in our lives

[@owencleaver9766]

Sometimes I legit wish captain holt was my dad. But also the smile on jakes face when captain holt said he was proud of him was amazing

[@benross5170]

0:44 Boyle has syco sexual issues Santiago: pffffff Old news

[@guigoGOGO]

psychosexual*.... bone apple tea

[@Ricard099]

@@guigoGOGO Bon Appétit... you all gonna give me die of beaties

[@colman0279]

Diabetes, this is driving me in the sane

[@allisoncastle]

God the look on Jake’s face when Holt says he’s proud of him 💗💗💗💗

[@AutumnOnFire]

You can really see Holt's character change where the way he talks is even different. Contractions without a lie? Unbelievable.

[@hyrumdavis2208]

“I was lying about the holdup.. but the dad thing, that happened” the criminals body language when we said reminded me of joey from office for some reason

[@hyrumdavis2208]

joey from friends lol

[@eloweez8798]

Amy going "NEVERMIND, I'M TEACHING FATHER THE MATH" is *everything*

[@Bencoadsywoadsy]

I love how when Jake said thanks dad everyone stared at him including the extras

[@irams8486]

IM WITH TERRY! SUVs roll! Lol i got a mini van for the same reason 😆 soccer mom either way might as well lean in

[@gmperotti]

Amy seeing Holt as a dad is the best lmao. Idk why but since from the start she wanted an authority figure its kinda nice

[@Winteramen]

I really liked @6:10 lol. Rosa just stares down Jake with complete confidence that her number was right

[@tobyriecke3972]

I love it when the criminals just go along with their shenanigans, like this, when that guy helped them defeat the vulture, etc

[@respawningentertainment7170]

"I'd like that" So adorablr

[@michaelmonell5252]

Holt clearly the dad they all need. This squad is one big family. Especially when Rosa laughs at the meeting twice. Once for Terry driving a mini-van, then Jake being babysat by Holt. “Aha...” What’s better than making fun of your siblings? 😆

[@hukkumkhinda497]

"because his whole life is a slump" makes me die everytime man

[@memorydocumentation5942]

0:55 I’m mad that I find that attractive

[@BrandowClips]

Rosa: mini-van. Ha ha Babysitting. Ha ha Cracks me up 😂