Captain Sternn's Trial | Heavy Metal | Creature Features

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[@pschroeter1]

"The best we can hope for is to get you buried in secrecy so your grave doesn't get violated." One of the best lines ever.

[@DannyConeHeadOnceLer]

How, what does that mean? Vandalized or getting relieved on? I don't know what that means

[@windowwatcher9161]

​@@DannyConeHeadOnceLer generally just means people doing bad stuff to someone's grave like defacing it in any way

[@josgretf2800]

It was the moving violation that sealed his fate.

[@Kitchdmn3]

Yea the preschooler prostitution ring wasn’t enough to seal the deal.

[@tulipalll]

😂 those traffic laws are damn draconian

[@actually_a_circle]

It's got the same energy as "the armys one thing, but you'll have to answer to the Coca-Cola corporation" from Dr. Strangelove

[@josgretf2800]

@@actually_a_circle Favorite scene, right next to the bomb dropping

[@actually_a_circle]

@@josgretf2800 I liked when the captain read out all the emergency equipment and said "You could have a hell of a night in Vegas with all that stuff."

[@mattfarahsmillionmilelexus]

"He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!" That line still slays me all these years later!

[@bossshun9]

Now that is really hating someone.

[@rustyjones7908]

"I've got an angle..."

[@kimeraclan3135]

Hanover's lines regarding Captain Stern live rent free in my mind!

[@SouthJerseySam]

Hard to believe the guy who voices Hanover would later voice as Squidward

[@animationfanatic2133]

If I remember correctly Squidward is used as a character witness in one episode I wonder if that was a reference

[@Sonichero151]

*He what??*

[@Kyberdude]

The lawyer was voiced by the dad from Freaks and Geeks and Stern himself was voiced by Eugene Levy.

[@Ethonra]

Actually...I totally believe that.

[@RatKingTerry]

i think the color of squidwards shirt is a reference to this guy because it looks the same

[@RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts]

It's okay, he's got an _angle_

[@michaelhuggins3901]

What angle!?

[@kimeraclan3135]

He promised 35000 zooleks if a KZbinr gives a like to this video!

[@SilentWargasm]

All the dislikes are from people that didn't have an angle

[@MTTT19]

Imagine reanimating this but with Zapp Brannigan as Stern

[@aaaaa-nw8hc]

Nope.

[@The_Gallowglass]

Zapp is like this guy, but not even 1/1000th as immoral.

[@22steve5150]

and it's Kip on the witness stand, finally growing a pair.

[@thetwins0350]

No

[@fredWaxBeans11111]

"When he testifies on my behalf, The rest of the Dominoes should fall like a house of cards.........Checkmate"

[@montylc2001]

Great movie, great comic. Even my father liked it, probably because he grew up on the really graphic horror comics of the 1950's before the comics code toned them down.

[@okeoi]

Legit never knew that was a thing. Probably because most the comics I've read apparently never followed that code.

[@montylc2001]

@@okeoi Comic books in the 50's were pretty gruesome.

[@okeoi]

@@montylc2001 Oh that I know, I just didn't know about the ban.

[@nickthepick8043]

Honestly, the comics code still has an effect on today's world, in a way. If not on the industry itself, then on how people still view the medium. Hell, Video Games had their share of demonization in the 90's.

[@allot5530]

The comic code authority and its consequences has been a great disaster for mankind

[@Kitchdmn3]

“Shut up Charlie, I got an ANGLE…….”

[@lelonfurr1200]

HIM!

[@DreadArkive]

he took lessons from Dutch Van der Linde

[@masterzombie161]

Ironic that stern is the most deserving of a fate worst than death, yet he’s one of the very lucky few who escaped the orb.

[@azariyelvarro6271]

Knowing the orb, things went just as planned. Or maybe Stern got arrested at some point offscreen and they decided to take Hanover's suggestion of tearing him into bits and buring him alive.

[@sldessel]

Not only is this one of the best animations, it is one of the best movies ever..

[@shoken4421]

Highly agree with you ,this blew my mind back in the day.

[@JooJoo-uz2wc]

What's the name of the movie

[@MrPhilbillydeluxe]

@@JooJoo-uz2wc heavy metal, it's a Canadian adult animated from the 80's, well worth the watch.

[@schachmaster]

"I know, I'll have one dude act as a character witness! That'll get rid of all the evidence against me!" -Guy who didn't think things through

[@Akanoyoru]

The skit ends with Hanover's hulk smash being all part of the angle.

[@PhoenixFireZero]

That's what happens when you've got a moving violation

[@charitysghost1207]

I LOVE this scene!! It reminds me of all the times I sold dope disguised as a Nun.

[@kamulecPL12]

Man, Captain Sternn really reminds me of Cpt. Qwark from Ratchet and Clank

[@spindalis79]

He reminds me of Captain Hero from "Drawn Together" (2004).

[@sirgs5662]

I wouldn't be surprised if in part that's where insomniacs dev team for ratchet & clank got the idea of qwarks character from

[@MackeyDeez]

Sold dope disguised as a nun....why captain Stern didn't have his own animated movies is beyond me.

[@Retro-Future-Land]

I'd like to think the green orb was kinda inventing some of the stuff Fist came out with.

[@PeterDivine]

Miiiiight have something to do with the thirty-seven counts of _struggle snuggle._

[@LostInTheFarmersMarket]

@@PeterDivine omfg "struggle snuggle" lol that is so wrong.

[@girlbuu9403]

@@LostInTheFarmersMarket 'Struggle snuggle' is the same thing as 'forcible back door entry' right?

[@LostInTheFarmersMarket]

@@girlbuu9403 I don't know and I am pretty sure I do not want to know.

[@SergeantPsycho]

How awful do you have to be to having burning be too good for you?

[@orchunter8388]

Torn to itty bitty bits and buried alive. Oooooh

[@fanficAddict404]

preschooler prostitution ring

[@MB-yk1qk]

"Pinapple on pizza"- awful

[@rustyjones7908]

Moving violation.

[@arthurleino]

Saw the movie at sea, on USS Midway. Got the soundtrack somewhere.

[@danielmcgillis270]

Go navy!

[@commanderdanielcousland9981]

I feel like after this incident our lovely little captain stern blamed all of his crimes on Hanover claiming that he was some sort of shape-shifter that did all the crimes while transformed as stern.

[@okamijubei]

But anyway, no doubt the law will declare a mistrial for after what happens.

[@HawkknightXC88]

I want a full series of Captain Sternn or atleast return of Heavy Metal in general.

[@nosorab3]

>Me when my homie lists me as a character reference

[@deanmontgomery3615]

underrated comment

[@Flowerbarrel]

“It’s okay, Charlie, my amazing chin will save us.”

[@christopherc8324]

I remember seeing the original theater run...Heavy Metal! One of my favorite scenes...😆🤣😂 STERN!!!!

[@xman6717]

" shut up charlie , I've....got....an...angle". Lol!!!!🤔🤔😎😎😁

[@DrownedInExile]

It's like Gollum meets the Hulk!

[@ToyGuruMan]

Yep that’s what is kind of cool about the orb. Much like the ring it can warp something that is relatively harmless or good and make it dangerous and evil

[@actually_a_circle]

Really rooted for Hanover in this one. Talk about a glow up.

[@quentincollins1825]

Had a D&D character based on Lincoln Sternn..so much evil fun. 😈

[@Bayonet300]

Curious how Stern expected Hanover to get him off the charges with just a character reference.

[@StinkyBibgis]

Don't worry he's got an angle

[@pschroeter1]

@@StinkyBibgis Watch this bit to the end.

[@reddytosevelt]

I think the voice actor for the prosecutor also did the voice of Rupert Thorne in the Batman animated series

[@RobertMorgan34]

The late, great John Vernon. One of the most unmistakable voices in film history.

[@agricola]

Homelander as captain Kirk

[@LG123ABC]

I wonder if Captain Sternn was a prototype for Zapf Brannigan?

[@Alfredo12]

Captain Stern was the Foundation for Captain Hero in Draws Together

[@CharizardMaster69]

I can tell

[@RetroRanter]

Thanks recommended, now I need to get this classic on bluray, wanna see Tarrna in HD..last time I saw it was on VHS and cable. 🤣 Shame we didn't get more of these, 2 movies wasn't nearly enough awesomeness.😕

[@GregoryTheGr8ster]

I LOVE this scene! I wish that I could turn into a hulk like this. I'd be able to get justice.

[@voidishprattles4319]

But the captain gets away at the end explicitly because of Hanover's attempt to seek justice himself.

[@GregoryTheGr8ster]

@@voidishprattles4319 That scene really let me down. In fact, it *still* bothers me. How could Hanover be stripped of his power so easily? Sternn was sooo close to getting what he deserved. Where is the justice?

[@RiotShieldMan]

Man, Rupert Thorne lost a ton of weight and became a man of the law!

[@keith3819]

So the space station just has an open window for the Loc-Nar to fly in?

[@exciteddemonstrator9150]

Maybe it’s got some kind of membrane

[@okamijubei]

And likely those people are giants if you remember how large was Loc Nar in the previous story

[@Karu617th]

Heavy Metal is a rite of passage

[@TheDenshProblem]

Mr. Sternn has just about an identical resemblence to Power Pete

[@DannyConeHeadOnceLer]

And Superman

[@LemursManLemurs1]

Bro. Haven't thought about power pete in ages. That game slaps. Was pretty challenging too

[@OldGuyHere]

This was so enjoyable on the big screen with those five feet tall speakers.

[@judithsixkiller5586]

No end scene and no cheap trick sound track .wah.wah.

[@magnusvontripplehorniii]

This brings me back 5th or 6th grade late nights with my buddy Sam watching this on cable TV !!!

[@cha5]

R.I.P. Berni Wrightsen.

[@mikesilva3868]

😊😊great movie

[@johnwright6706]

Pretty good angle

[@TonySylvesterOhio]

You will never convince me he didn't enter the witness protection program under the new identity of Zap Branigan.

[@AlejandroMS67]

Whenever I see former Speaker Paul Ryan's face, it always reminds me of Hanover Fiste. I thought I was alone in this observation until I Googled them together...

[@Desmaad]

Fiste was voiced by a young Rodger Bumpass.

[@davidhannum5598]

John Vernon was the voice of the Prosecutor, Dean Vernon Wormer, in Animal house. John Candy also voiced the character Den.

[@dragons_hook]

I'm pretty sure Stern himself was voiced by Eugene Levy too

[@Desmaad]

@@davidhannum5598 In another segment.

[@TheCoffeeCatDad]

Look at that! It's Impotent Rage after moving on from GTAV

[@transformersrevenge9]

Is that Stan Smith?

[@TheCoffeeCatDad]

Looks more like Impotent Rage from GTAV.

[@monkeycat48]

Yes, it definitely is Stan Smith. I always wondered where Seth MacFarlane came up with Stan Smith and obviously this was his inspiration.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LeachimSagrav333]

Little bitsy pieces and buried alive🤣👌

[@HolyGoddessMotherAnne]

Heavy Metal deserves a good game adaption.

[@WindiChilliwack]

Well at least we have FAKK 2 xD

[@HolyGoddessMotherAnne]

@@WindiChilliwack I want one more or less adapting the original, not the disappointing sequel.

[@pschroeter1]

You stopped right when the best song in the movie was about to start.

[@plaztik767]

The Lock-Nar has strange effects on people. Great song by cheap trick also.. (Reach out)

[@starcrafter13terran]

Sternn is the first portrayal of a certain manager at my job. The WORST person ever.

[@solarchos4352]

Wow...that escalated quickly.

[@jonothanthrace1530]

Sad that this cuts out before "Reach Out".

[@benjaminrude3814]

John Vernon was the prosecutor!! I thought that voice sounded familiar. "…….0.0……."

[@AgentVenom29]

3:52 Warhammer 40k fans when they talk about Erebus.

[@31webseries]

Zap Brannigan's trial post-Futurama. Well a mirror verse version.

[@zachary-jaypeters3240]

3:50 how I react when someone mentions the coin clipping tribe

[@austinmorrison6953]

“Unless you count the preschoolers prostitutoring” sheesh how low can you get?

[@erinmccutcheon3751]

Stern looks like a human TFA Sentinel Prime.

[@srbrant5391]

1:11 - Phantom of Krankor, attorney at law.

[@Jettaman]

“Everybody’s favorite heavy metal 👨‍✈️”.

[@mariuspascal1452]

What the Song Play in that Moment 3:13-3:30

[@MannyKunV]

think he can get the one moving violation thrown out in account of his other accusations being more severe?

[@Vulpine407]

Ahhh, the original Heavy Metal animated movie. Back when Heavy Metal was actually interesting. I seriously doubt a movie like this could be made today. Too many whiny twitter bullies and their armies of bots would be shocked, SHOCKED I say, by such entertainment. Of course, the other 99 percent of the population would LOVE something like this. Good news, then. You can still get the original. And if you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it. The humor is all over the place, mixed with equal measures of horror, fantasy and sci-fi. There's something for everyone in this film.

[@aaaaa-nw8hc]

That's true.

[@chuckruckus3648]

Taco Bell moving thru my guts

[@Ethonra]

Can anyone explain to me why the green gumball made this guy Two-Face on Venom?

[@Johnlindsey289]

The voice of Charlie died today! Rip

[@jamesmaythearsonist]

Homelander's trial be like:

[@frisconinja3108]

thank you for the tips to win the show. i guess we are focusing on that its a show huh? alrighty then. I can just quit everything and focus on putting on a good show for all to see and experience

[@deanmontgomery3615]

3:52

[@markcook3570]

Try it on two blue gels, Soooo much gooder.....

[@irongeneral7861]

This is just the sci-fi variant of Jekyll and Hyde.

[@michael-dannsstebenne4011]

Sounds like captain Picard !

[@Gibblegobblegoob]

Long nose lawyer lol

[@jamesfahy-pl2cv]

Hanover Fist has some anger 😠 😡 👿 issues!!!

[@Desmaad]

Who played Stern?

[@75aces97]

Eugene Levy

[@rebb9890]

More like Zapp Brannigan on the trial

[@SirMuffin1]

"I got an angle" -Not Dutch van der Linde

[@torquetheprisoner]

the only person that the locknar helped was the geekie guy

[@PowerupLink]

I don’t think 35k Zulas was enough😅 Should of offer him a lot more😂

[@capthavic]

yeah should have offered 35,001 instead

[@trasegorsuch5140]

Is Stern supposed to be a good guy?

[@Admin-qy4zi]

Nope

[@S0ci0stan]

"37 counts of r@pe! 😠" "😏"

[@wilsoncoelho1668]

Qual o nome deste filme do anime

[@craigfurness5278]

"Heavy Metal". Don't waste time in the attempted sequel, you'll never get that time back.

[@hineschris9934]

Calling Hanover fist

[@monkeycat48]

I can’t believe Stan Smith is on trial🤣🤣🤣

[@BrendaCreates]

Do I hear Capt. Pickard?

[@crkmt]

If you mean the prosecutor, that’s John Vernon, the dean on Animal House.

[@wadmodderschalton5763]

Chinese Indie Game Developers bypassing government regulations be like (1:13)

[@ArkadiBolschek]

I can be your angle... or yuor devil

[@jamesfahy-pl2cv]

I'd like to see 👀 a remake of this one but use Den 2!!The ending was wild 😜 😳 🤣 😂

[@odin1185]

Zap branigans dad

[@HawkknightXC88]

Before Zap Branigan there was Sternn.

[@probablynotdad6553]

What a Chad

[@TV-jn4dh]

How would you even go about disguising dope as a nun?

[@petatersandgravye2n]

goddamnit i actually laughed

[@ChrisLowe-g9v]

You watch Heany Metal see the blood, xiolence and nudity and then you see this. It's like watching a movie and hilarious.

[@EvonixTheGreatest]

Sold dope disguised as a nun? Was he or the dope disguised?

[@kagato3]

Yes

[@markmartinezjr8451]

GUILTY

[@buildworm67]

Regular show vibes

[@topsykrets2438]

The algorithm is catching on lol

[@markmartinezjr8451]

NOO COME ON NOT GUILTY DAME YOU 😡