Cupid Controls EVERYTHING - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

[@gullidumbo7391]

Cupids: **shoot two halflings** Halfling 1: **dead** Halfling 2: Oh boy necrophilia

[@joshpalmer2925]

Or in around 7:50 they did not use enough protection

[@goldenagegamer5851]

😂😂😂

[@dinklestein]

Slurp*

[@cometstardustxd8835]

NAHHHHH

[@sypermery6201]

i never realized that

[@connor7831]

Hey Sauce, you probably won't read this, but I wanted to let you know, you're the reason I started enjoying gaming videos altogether. Just stumbled across your stuff and have always really enjoyed it. Wanted to let you know that you opened a new avenue of enjoyment for me and I really appreciate it. Keep up the good work lad... Much love CS xx

[@thoado1087]

I stummbeled on it

[@jacobthd5311]

@@thoado1087me too

[@rudyhardy370]

Same

[@mrpathfinder7274]

@@rudyhardy370 same

[@GermelDaGreat]

Here with ya

[@Jahwie]

Centaur: How was I born? Cavalry: Uh, well, when a jouster and their horse fall in love...

[@Tattoedpixie84]

Me:Shhhhh. He doesn't need to know yet.

[@briannguyen4929]

What if they’re both male 🤔🤫

[@rand0mhuman303]

Jouster*

[@michaelchristensen2917]

lol

[@tad..]

Brian Nguyen Adoption, they will never tell....

[@nolanhembree5565]

13:12 Vampire in the back: "If i'm going down i'm taking you with me!"

[@esco5842]

Its a fair trade 1 vampire is half a halberd

[@Wh1teNoise616]

Remember when people debated archer vs poacher? Look where we've come now.

[@cheeseburger1798]

@Jah’sier Allen wow 2 acounts

[@AloeverA448]

Why does that make me feel old

[@manti8837]

Oh how the future is great

[@Wh1teNoise616]

@Isaac Axisa (true)

[@fateless3239]

@Isaac Axisa Poachers are better for numbers Archer is better for far away powerful units.

[@07philip]

Nobody: The Jouster when he gets hit by Cupid's arrow: *Beyblade time*

[@CICellDirectorCairmann]

I believe you mean "let it rip"

[@zhongliangcai602]

Let er rip

[@michellewalker8199]

exactly what my cousin would think

[@jeremybozack5585]

@Brittain MY MOM BEATS ME WITH A WHIP

[@bachlamtung5131]

its literally just a vertical beyblade

[@raymain1587]

7:45 they are falling in love

[@slimyreaper2231]

Good joke

[@anthonyu3756]

Stop just :/ lol

[@yeahno40]

@@anthonyu3756 you laughed tho

[@fabianlopez8648]

Their relashionship is falling down !

[@valiang8867]

2:53 "Oh look a penny!"

[@sansfan2549]

Poifect

[@isaacharris8592]

I better grab it with my face

[@davisjian8250]

Better bane it! 🤣🤣🤣 😘💰 the💰is the closest thing I could find to a penny

[@fernandourbano4299]

Lol

[@user-ri2ct5mw5q]

Davis Jian 💴 is another one

[@twigg_stick4858]

Cap: says that the baby from a giant and a halfling must be something else Hagrid: "Am I a joke to you"

[@jashrao9907]

Omg Harry potter rference

[@davidelliott2501]

YOUR A WIZZARD PS1

[@moviemadnessandgames8286]

"Should not have said that shouldn't have said that." Hagrid 2001

[@spamtonneo6410]

I think Optimus primes great grand parents are divinchi and his tank

[@sweatybeanz808]

Lmao

[@sebastienpiccinato5945]

Captainsauce: I don’t think any units can block a bullet Me: USE THE SAMURAI!

[@Rocketfeller1273]

Or the master

[@fabianrocha9924]

Samurai cant block bullets but they can deflect them

[@fabianrocha9924]

@@Rocketfeller1273 What Master?

[@faithhull4823]

Me:use the shogun!

[@mr.0511]

HIRE A SAMURAI

[@fundraw1846]

2:04 Wow Cupid, what a way to set the mood. Well, on the upside, Snuffy won’t go extinct, on the downside; lots of therapy bills for Sauce.

[@nathangarner3986]

Yep......

[@poseidon4g]

17:50 little did cap know , but he had just given Landfall the best idea ever

[@Zombiezambo]

What

[@poseidon4g]

@@Zombiezambo Tanks & Tornados

[@TarrareyoutubeOF]

@@poseidon4gstill don’t get it I guess the tank

[@poseidon4g]

@@TarrareyoutubeOF ding ding ding, we have a winner!

[@depressednerds5670]

​@@poseidon4gtook him 3 years to get it

[@lewis_bubba711]

2:54 everyone was expecting that right?

[@Miketysonreal6969]

Yep I was

[@klf4177]

XD YEAH

[@Miketysonreal6969]

@@klf4177 Tanks Ethan Playz

[@leodecipher9223]

Nice pfp

[@user-ri2ct5mw5q]

ooo look a penny

[@mustachio408]

12:41 not gonna talk about the shotgun guys offing them selfs

[@mlgiyel3021]

@@Brokendog-wt4ul ?

[@rupdip2212]

@@mlgiyel3021 some of the shotgun guys got launched off the map bc of the recoil of their gun

[@bcsniper1232]

4:16 “if this tank is a rocking don’t come a knocking” I died when I heard this

[@DithyrambianHymn]

me too xD

[@thevoidgoliath8704]

Captiansauce: what's the stratigy here. Me: PUMPKIN CATAPULTS

[@CR-26710]

Yea, my idea too

[@tabssensei2177]

would have lost :,)

[@CR-26710]

@@tabssensei2177 Depends on the units that are used and their Placements

[@tabssensei2177]

Placement still wouldn’t have worked and you’d need to be careful

[@CR-26710]

@@tabssensei2177 Dumbass, there's over a million combinations and placements possibilities and there is at least 1 combination that would defeat it Well, I really don't expect much from someone who said "Skadaddle Skidoodle my eyes are now *a noodle* "

[@voltshocker3441]

Cupid: I’m gonna give you my love Jouster: has a stroke

[@FallinWizard]

They don’t feel love

[@jaykilkenny4409]

Mr Burns:"I bring you love"

[@Tattoedpixie84]

Yep that sounds about right.

[@THG_thehumangod]

2:42 cap, thank you for showing me what I have been wishing since the beginning and of the video.

[@npc8889]

Captain Sauce: "these catapults man" Me: " those are ballistas Dude"

[@tluangavanphawng897]

Whats the diffrences betwen a catapults and a balista one shoots rocks and one shoost bolts and recharge slow

[@Angel-ip8nb]

@@tluangavanphawng897 and one waaay more accurate and kills literal GODS while the other one....uh.....derp

[@spamtonneo6410]

Me: “ thoes are Trebuchet’s

[@KiroChisa]

This has to be legitimately the first time I've laughed to tears ever! Congratulations CS!

[@Poke-ladd]

Ice giant and halfling reminds me of Wailord and Skitty

[@dillonnelson3409]

XD good pokemon reference

[@duckyboy4329]

God no I forgot they're in the same breeding group

[@Nightmarefoxy30000]

OH YES THEY ARE

[@thebarbaricworrior1886]

You bring back bad memories

[@Randomguyest]

Ginger pale?

[@ctheman8180]

“We need them to start popping out baby’s” CapitanSauce: 2020

[@tad..]

Connor Daugherty babies*

[@thesiblingsofcandyland8141]

So true

[@genthefrog18]

Capitan

[@pot8os]

alabama style or just normal?

[@Rocketfeller1273]

Make this the number one comment

[@mayorbean1105]

20:41 a bomber throws a bomb at the king, it bounces back and kills him. Quality content

[@saidkara5933]

lol

[@quip2900]

the bigest no u ever

[@kitsofthekats7040]

@@quip2900 that is so true

[@stonksstonks3816]

We both know ksi once was your enemy

[@maxdukhovskoy1406]

*Fortnite grenade launchers*

[@killerspieler7784]

"They are all just loving them selfs off the bridge. Its wonderfull!"- Caps

[@nickimanuel761]

"The last love"

[@The_Wallflower]

13:12 Vampire on the top: NA BISH IF I GO OUT YOUR GOIN OUT WITH ME *tackles guy off the edge*

[@questionablegaming3260]

13:10 the vampire just straight up tackled that dude off the edge 😂😂😂😂

[@VampireJester]

I can't get over your facial expressions from this, I just can't stop laughing, it's too damn funny. xD

[@robinpratthastings568]

No kidding

[@sweatybeanz808]

Hmm

[@UnholyTriforceDelenn]

"No, no, now she's dead. Great! Great! They turned the queen into a sword porcupine!" - CaptainSauce "Get back all the way to the left, put down some ballistas and think about what you've done!" - Me

[@raw_datayt]

Capitan sauce you can get behind the doror in medevil 1 1. you have to go on the opasite sid of the door 2.you have to keep moving towrds the wall untill you clip through 3. go towrs the door and inside the other side (p.s i was playing on xbox when i did this so idk if its the same on pc)

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach7088]

3:03 he's definitely wearing him like a sock right now lmao

[@alfred6292]

When a jouster and horse love each other very much... they ugh..... um... yeah....

[@adamania31]

The Noob *M R H A N D S*

[@tabssensei2177]

They snort sprite

[@Copper_eater]

Just like the video no words

[@enderbot7210]

A centaur

[@Silver_Mage_2021]

Make a jousting centaur

[@wasabithelegend1347]

18:56 I’ve had a 2 inch tall farmer aswell, he pounded the halberds, although the last one he had to drive off the edge of the map

[@katz_co1722]

Wasabi Master You mean ninja and 18:50

[@wasabithelegend1347]

The Xavier Show-Official channel- Nah I mean halberds, it was a different campaign

[@greysenashcraft5921]

that ice giant x halfling had me dying

[@ugurefetastan137]

I think halfling cant sit anymore

[@caseygipson9237]

Same

[@dragonslayersworkshop8598]

“If you weren’t a halfling before you’re definitely gonna be ripped in half-ling soon”

[@devyntalgo7679]

Same

[@madsyndromne]

69th like

[@YourRatKing62]

2:53 frost giant: “LOVE ME”

[@christyf6005]

*f l o p*

[@cvlmatlana5162]

*facepalm*

[@CharlesCalvinTheUndying]

@@christyf6005 EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP

[@trevorrunyons4140]

Bruh

[@christyf6005]

@@CharlesCalvinTheUndying yes

[@johnkearns2252]

20:42 "these catapults" John cena:ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

[@jakejake9289]

I know right

[@Julianicos]

cool

[@Tattoedpixie84]

Why wouldn't they!?

[@ChaosCha0s]

Hey you have my first name

[@Tattoedpixie84]

@@ChaosCha0s cool

[@Lycanicpotato]

Or maybe it’s an odd conglomeration of Eros and Cupid

[@sonyentertainment7283]

@@Tattoedpixie84 cool

[@curleyfries111]

1:50 is the sub plot of ice age 2

[@mukamika6946]

Tabs 9 months later: We added babies

[@Tattoedpixie84]

Nah they already had babies The Halfling

[@mrvoice3436]

@@Tattoedpixie84 those are kids

[@Tattoedpixie84]

@DarthMax naaaah drunk kids.

[@fabianlopez8648]

And we has bomba on a stick they are teens that

[@mrvoice3436]

And they babies should only appear after the two units are done making out

[@shaggyshrimp7126]

5:13 In that case, we don't need a cupid. He gave people a ride if you what I mean.

[@bonniedebatt9799]

Yeah

[@shaggyshrimp7126]

yeah, im surpised someone commented a comment with 5 likes from three years ago lmfao@@bonniedebatt9799

[@noahlunnen9161]

2:53 Real footage of Shaq and his wife

[@FenixFoxxo]

18:52 it is the eightling much more over powered then the halfling and ranged

[@mizu_the_floatzel]

2:04 this as just turn into a natur documentary xD

[@MackenzieWhackenzie]

4:58 When u try to do somthing for the first time

[@mrbones8530]

CaptainSauce: "I don't think anyone can stop a musket ball" Samurai and painters: "am I a joke to you"

[@fabianrocha9924]

Me: Yes because Samurai cant stop bullets they can only deflect them and Painters also cant block them they can only dodge

[@dirtysquidwardvr9602]

4:25 that Cupid took a cannon ball to the face and brushed it off

[@CouponCarena]

2:21 OH GOD SHE'S PROSENTING HER SELF

[@holydutchlord3477]

I did this on my Tabs and so I want to show it to 1.5 million people Red: Cupid’s Blue 2 vampires (They are the master of seduction) Joke time Medusa more like seduca

[@coolmanhunter8671]

Take my like!

[@minininja5825]

Lol

[@AceInDaHole0_0]

"Just keep sucking, you got it girl!" -Sauce 2020

[@fasdfdsdfs]

TABS Creators: We added Cupid. CaptainSauce: **Finds Cupid and uses him** **Cue maniacal laughter**

[@josephtowsley971]

I love how I can just only think of beyblade and stuff that spins a lot when I see the spinning top jouster and think of the you spin me right round song for some reason it fits perfectly in the video you would just need to edit the song in the background

[@DePhoegonIsle]

4:53 a centaur is born.

[@SammPlaysGames]

3:44 dear.god seeing 2 tanks banging each other will be horrific

[@n3ongamer120]

1:56 I’m laughing so hard :Edit btw this is the funniest tabs vid I’ve ever seen so far

[@robinpratthastings568]

Hafta agree

[@philipmatthewtipay7595]

13:12 Are we gonna ignore that a Vampire hugged an axe guy and pushed him off the cliff quarterback style?

[@True_Dark_Angel]

Wait, wait, wait, I just played around with Cupid, and the units hit by his arrows actually ATTACK each other. Can you imagine? “I ‘love’ you! I’m the reaper. I’m gonna pierce you, too!” Also, while one of the units dies, the other, while still under Cupid’s arrow, will keep on attacking the dead body. The reaper has a fun result from this (try it out).

[@paragamer85]

That intro is perfect for grabbing my attention!

[@LudicrousBands]

Captain Sauce: Snuffy is an endangered species so they need some babies. Mammoths: *Are Men* (Edit Men was a mistype)

[@alastair8785]

16:39 *insert lenny face*

[@funnyguy5651]

Making a bomb cannon love itself makes it fly :) But giving a bomb cannon cheerleaders makes it invincible beacause it shoots to fast

[@The_moth_king]

I can only imagine what someone would think is going on in there if they were standing in the other room and heard that: 2:20

[@kfost_5677]

The second I saw the word Cupid in the thumbnail I knew this was gonna be a party

[@sansfan2549]

The word Cupid is not in the thumbnail Cupid is not the word Cupid

[@anthonyu3756]

2:52 nuclear alarms start playing

[@stove3517]

They do🤣

[@Hchiskasj]

12:54 "Maybe we can do the sucking?" - Cap Close your eyes through the round until the round ends. Edit: 16:39 "Just keep sucking you got it girl!" If cap was accused of sexual assault, this video will certainly help the prosecutor.

[@bobtheseed457]

Cupids revenge:(on demeter) 5 Cupids 5 farmers 2 wheelbarrows 5 hobbits 5 haybaylers And one scarecrow as demeter herself This title kinda makes sense because demeter punished Cupids wife

[@e.m.m.i6054]

HIS REACTION TO THE SNUFFYS PRICELESS

[@Phoenix6942-7]

Comment battle: The story of the Minotaur. Put one Minotaur in the maze and one unit equal to or below the price of the cow man. Also user control the unit of your choice.

[@howiechen4413]

Didn’t multiple people encounter Asterion?

[@efthom4286]

Minotaur*

[@Phoenix6942-7]

@@howiechen4413 I'm not caught up. I just want to see Sauce suffer.

[@Phoenix6942-7]

@@efthom4286 thanks

[@thegamingott3236]

Hey captain. Just got out of hospital when I got this notification but I’m a huge fan and always dreamed of you hearting or pinning my comment.

[@aryandescendant6116]

Everyone like him so he can get noticed by Sauce.

[@bobthegod9104]

Hope you are ok

[@nylace.404]

At 2:55 I couldn’t stop laughing so I had to pause the video for literally 3 minutes XD Edit: Captain in each vid always has the same laugh

[@michaelhayes1374]

2:53 "oh look a penny"

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

Personally, I would use the “demoman” strategy And yeet them bomb cannon bombs at them Bridge (and other bridge) = put them at the back, they arch and destroy the enemy Maze = less space is more compact Hill = more distance than bomb throwers King bridge = if they all take the middle path it’s like shooting fish in a barrel

[@setozo4869]

chris justice dreemurr Pumpkin catapults Are better

[@spycrab2099]

what makes me a good demoman

[@sentient5]

The maze genuinely seems like a horrible idea. I don’t want my cannons firing bombs point blank at a wall.

[@fufunanah9009]

4:03 That would be davinci's spank tank

[@rodr439iguez]

1:04 why did they give him a fully adult form yet hes wearing a diaper Me:*Laughing man sounds*

[@PolshevPHFilippiny]

CaptainSauce getting blush his face LOL!

[@rarefishtycoon6430]

In Greek mythology Cupid was an adult, but for some weird reason he was always drawn as a child or infant

[@ionlyhaverandomstuffonthec2025]

"The double wammie" OPM vs it self "The balloon men " 500 or more balloon archers vs OPM Do these plz Ps:OPM is on the edge of the map

[@sipsthemonkey3512]

I....is that Nugent?

[@Tattoedpixie84]

The max units is 50 because his computer can't handle it.

[@adamharis4648]

I missed u nugget

[@Tattoedpixie84]

@@adamharis4648 who doesn't?

[@juicymoose8968]

@@sipsthemonkey3512 no it's secretly cindy

[@bloxsyoutubepage]

15:29 did anyone saw that dancing monk??

[@randomperson2899]

"Cupids not exactly a fighter",but he's a Roman god?

[@Tattoedpixie84]

No I don't think cupid was a God.

[@randomperson2899]

@@Tattoedpixie84 he was the Roman form of the Greek god of love Eros

[@Tattoedpixie84]

@@randomperson2899 ahh ok I didn't know that because I know Greek gods and not Roman gods.

[@tad..]

, but*

[@kingkanayo5997]

He's a angel

[@dakotahserrott3216]

If anyone says captain cheated for win by taking control I suggest looking at ballista on far front it also shot sword master at same time while killing ninjas at 20:55 it literally move there on it own and had perfect shot to take down all them at once they really did improve AI pathing, also my army is called Every range unit in game range combo 6 fire works archer, 6 skeleton archers 6 ballon archers, 6 regular archers, 6 potion master, 2 ballista, 2 catapults, 2 pumpkin catapults, 2 da Vinci tank, a Zeus and finally an Artemis with 4 Cho Ko Knu.

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

Cupid in a nutshell: how about I fuck up the physics of units that consists of two separate entities

[@kennovafastforward8460]

20:57 captainsauce: fire. Fire Fire. FIRE(IN A HIGH PTCHED VOICE

[@ASquared-]

6:16 - Blue Balls?

[@REDX-qo5tg]

Red balls

[@misfortune-imalittlelady-6863]

Hey Cap! I know that you haven’t played this game in a while, but would you ever consider going back to battle cats? Like if u agree, I’m not begging for likes.

[@dillongause7528]

Activate add likes machine ding.

[@lordz3618]

please play more battle cats!!!

[@Freepalestine509]

FINALLY SOMEONE ASKS👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@cloudshmof9563]

Misfortune *-I’m a little lady-* yes plz

[@cadengreer8744]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!👍👍👍👍👍

[@SloppyJoe-ke7gq]

Use Cupid on the clams, shoot the unit, then a clam. It’s awesome.

[@tanapipatz2626]

Ice giant: Gets shot by a Cupid arrow Also ice giant: well, guess they’ll die

[@Yippie420]

Hey captain sauce! challenge: "BALLOON PARTY" 20 ballooners 20 balloon archers 10 hobbits (kids) NO SECRET UNITS NO GODS (Yes I'm that cruel)

[@goldenagegamer5851]

He could just mirror your army and roll dice too see who wins

[@sushiseeker5493]

21:01 he got hit twice in midair

[@memesarelifememesarelife2338]

3:50 he look beyblades

[@shaivanjulhani3293]

Captainsauce is the reason snuffy is endangered

[@zephazappa4813]

captainsauce:they're kinda loving themselves off the bridge me:hahaha you fool i will never love myself

[@bobtheseed457]

Captainsauce: The definition of relevancy

[@wyattbryant8994]

Never clicked so fast in my life this is like my favorite series you have

[@therealspidermastermind]

2:10 ice age 2 electric bugaloo.

[@Shlump5935]

Use the Cupid on things like cannons and catapults also reaper and sword caster at the same time it is BEAUTIFUL

[@sundayjoyporrastaton3874]

Cap: What do you do to counter Cupid The priests: Over here

[@yoboyyoyoboy]

3:05 damn, his face is red as the russian flag

[@sunnifleeger1683]

Aye I'm early for once!

[@Mr_Rykes]

Fun fact: when there is multiple Cupids and one unit, the unit will kill a Cupid and go dirty on the floor. Tested on monkey king and tree giant, both test came positive.

[@fnaf2fan758]

2:54 never gets old😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@alishaspencer0401]

20:57 calm down doofinshmertz

[@CICellDirectorCairmann]

Don't you know the legendary snuffy mates through touching tusks while whispering to each other with jazz playing in the background