The Sphynx's Secret Curse - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

[@KingBanjo1217]

I’m honestly shocked he didn’t try dropping a sacrificial hobbit into the sphinx hole, since in old TABS the Egypt map had a hole you could drop units in to summon a fart plague. Maybe the same thing is true here.

[@CaptainSauce]

I honestly forgot about the hole. I'll have to see if it does anything next episode.

[@bvbnhbb8740]

Hi@@CaptainSauce

[@crimsongator9582]

It does

[@exponentialdecisions]

@@CaptainSauce sounds like a good watching to me

[@xionvebb1708]

​@@CaptainSauce I'm the guy that said something insensitive and mean that one time It's basically guaranteed you don't remember, so I apologize without all the awkwardness I'm sorry for saying that one mean thing to you that one time

[@NinajuiPR]

Captain Sauce coming back is one of the best events in history

[@Gunglugug]

We love you man, most of us don't care about the strange upload schedule, we are just happy that you make us laugh

[@RosemaryMills-q3s]

The inconsistent uploads is a real shame but that's only because this man makes such good content and when the only problem with that content except there's not enough of it I didn't say that's one of the best problems to have

[@saculserabat]

@@RosemaryMills-q3s If you look up why he has not been having a upload like this online he tweeted it let me get it ."Channel/health update; I haven't uploaded in 2 months and haven't had an iritis flare-up in 2 months. I'm constantly experimenting with new lighting, monitors, glasses and medications but there's been minimal improvement. I'm not done with YT, I just can't risk blindness for it." (11:50 AM · Mar 4, 2023 CaptainSauce)

[@dafunnimemeguy]

​@@RosemaryMills-q3swell its building up hype soo

[@Rinnagan]

Yeah it sucks but we get captain either way🥹

[@Maxamus-hg6iu]

This captain works on his video’s but it takes time but the time when he releases them THEY ARE GEMS just like his vids

[@Quinn310]

cap, ive commented before but i just wanted to say again. you have made my childhood, like completely. I would not be the person I am today without you. on top of that you saved my life. your videos have been a place I can escape to whenever I'm feeling down, thank you so so much. to this day your the only youtuber, musician, movie star, etc who's merch I've boughten. thank you.

[@That_one_edgy_metalhead]

My man really knows how to please. His audience a good old tabs video was just what I needed. I got rejected by my crush today and he is the only thing that’s keeping me going

[@That_one_edgy_metalhead]

Also first

[@Chickenandric888]

Stay strong rejecting is something that shouldn’t hold you back🗿

[@callmemogus]

uh a little to personal there...

[@redreaction4735]

Ey man, it could’ve been a lot worse. You got this! with a good heart and attitude, you’ll find the right person someday. Mayyyybe start with the username, goodluck!

[@AverageBattlecatsplayer75]

Hope you feel better

[@SirToaster9330]

For anyone wondering, Napoleon did fight near the pyramids but he was careful as to not shoot at them

[@jaseq-h2t]

why?

[@SirToaster9330]

@@jaseq-h2t Napoleon always had an interest in this kind of stuff

[@Theguywhieditz]

He beleived in pyramind power a ka buthole spikes

[@ntfoperative9432]

Movie hoping we don’t notice it:

[@datironpanda2982]

Captain is always nice he ain't afraid to make bad jokes and has some of the funniest analogies I've ever seen

[@SilverKappa]

Heh. Analogies.

[@Nameuserg]

​​@@SilverKappaHeh. Analogies

[@TheDestructionGuy.]

@@Nameuserg Heh. Analogies

[@MikeE-11]

​@@TheDestructionGuy. Heh. Analogies

[@morningstarnc3264]

@@MikeE-11 Heh. Analogies

[@The-White-Owl]

Seeing him play TABS like the good'ol times is such a blessing

[@RPRsmile]

When Sauce uploads TABS you know it’s bouta be great.

[@TylerMahoney-q5h]

true

[@JMDOEZSTUFF6025]

oh yeah 101% true

[@Naelnaz]

true

[@bigwillyphilly9727]

real

[@lorienvanness]

ye

[@HumanThePerson]

I still remember his first TABS video. The OG version, and I'll still come back now and then and watch his new content or binge his paint the town red videos. By the 1 in a million chance he reads this, you've made my life better, and I'll never regret the time I spend watching your content, man. Have a good one

[@tylervecher5057]

The return has come into full effect. Back to more TABS shenanigans. Welcome back, Captain :D

[@Vernich762]

The collapsing camels are… Strange

[@Bigcozza]

He even cut his majestic mane and went OG

[@Dj_Cobra_OG]

​@@Bigcozza yeah I noticed that too

[@ireland_boy]

i really hope that these videos being so close doesn’t hurt his eyes. stay strong captain

[@walterhartwellwhite2988]

I cannot express how much better my day gets when Sauce drops these bangers of videos!

[@therandomfish2298]

Even though the upload schedule is all over the place, whenever Sauce does upload, what we get is always well worth the wait.

[@heyheyhey8905]

Captain making such dad jokes adds 10 years to my life 😭💀

[@McNuggetj32]

Here is a battle suggesting: Chapter 1: The Little Greed (1 Peasant + 1 halfling + 1 farmer Dave) One day, there was a peasant that was starving on the road. He kept walking to find food and shelter for the upcoming winter, however he was too weak and tired to keep on walking, so he had rested under a tree. When he woke up, there was a storm arriving. He was terrified, luckily however, he met a Hobbit. The Hobbit was named Blumpkin and he had agreed to help the poor peasant. They went to his cottage and stayed there until the storm was over. When it ended, Blumpkin had asked him, "Well then, Chap. You lookin' a little hungry aren't ya? I'll show you a place that got food. Don't worry, no one would mind if you took some." The peasant answered, "Well, I sure am hungry. Sure, I'll take up on your offer." They were both on their to the farm after the conversation. When they made it there, the peasant had taken a lot of food. However, the farmer that was there was mad and charged towards the two. Blumpkin had used the peasant as a bait and escaped when the peasant got the attention of the farmer. Chapter 2: Lord of the Lies (1 Peasant + 5 squires vs 25 halflings) The peasant had reported the crimes of Blumpkin to a group of squires, they had recognize Blumpkin and told him about the exploits he does towards helpless people. Now that they know, they went to Blumpkin's cottage to arrest him, however, Blumkin had lied to his fellow hobbits about how the peasant had used him. All the shire decided to jump the squires and the peasant. How will the battle go? We will never know unless CaptainSauce shows us the result of the battle. Chapter 3: An unexpected acquaintance (1 Snuffy + 1 Halfling vs 1 Farmer + 2 Harvesters) Would you look at that? The battle between the Peasant and Blumpkin ended in a tie, with both sides having heavy causalities. But what is that in the corner of Blumpkin's eyes? It's Farmer Dave with his 2 big wives! And they seem to not be happy with the Peasant due to him stealing their food and crops. Once again however, Blumpkin came in prepared as he had called in his best friends, Snuffy the Snuffaluffagus. Chapter 4: The desolation of Farmer Dave (1 Blumpkin + 1 King + 4 Knights + 2 Priest + 6 Catapults + 15 Squires + 1 Executor vs 1 Reaper + 15 Skeleton Warrior + 5 Skeleton Archer + 2 Vampires + 2 Pumpkin Catapult) Oh no! It seems that Snuffy has completely crushed Farmer Dave with his massive weight. Now, after 2 months after the battle, it is now Halloween! And it seems that Farmer Dave has been resurrected as the Grim Reaper, and he's out for revenge. He's called upon the Halloween Army to get revenge on Blumpkin, and nothing will stop him. Meanwhile, Blumpkin is going to be publicly executed in front of the castle gates, but Dave has stopped the execution to personally end Blumpkin himself, and now him and the King's army are battling to decide which one will execute Blumpkin.

[@Randomfactsofwar]

My brain is simultaneously laughing at camels being in tabs, but is also mortified to see that more of those creatures apparently needed to exist

[@mahiligmanood1974]

I just want to say I’ve made a flying unit. Not a Valkyrie, not Cupid, basically not a unit using hover, or wings. I called it a conquistador, and it’s very unpredictable, but the strategy is to not start immediately so you can make them fly. You do need a few to make them fly. It’s literally just a longship with a unit underneath. And yes, after flying it turns into an kamikaze which just kills units. You cannot manually make the conquistador fly, however you can kill your longship by repeatedly attacking it with the sword given on the actual unit. I know I’m making this long, I just want to make a comment saying that it’s really funny.

[@NinjaMaster617]

When cap laughs about his ranged units walking forward I always just remember the Banner Bearer

[@TheHiddenOne0]

Cap has easily been my favorite youtuber since 2018 when I was just getting started watching youtube even with the occasional couple months between episodes, my day always ends up getting better when I see that he's put out a video even if it's a game I don't like to watch he's just so entertaining that I still enjoy myself.

[@Fantoccio299]

All hail the emperor somehow I’m even more excited to see him after every month long gap between clusters of videos

[@rainbowrain1042]

Hey everybody, I have an announcement I’m making an actually good neon faction and it’s nearly done. Try and get this to the top comment or pinned so everybody knows about this. I will tell you when it’s about to be done one I hope you enjoy it since most of the time I spend half an hour to an hour on one unit I will post it on three different videos so who’s excited?

[@rainbowrain1042]

I’m getting really close, it’s nearly done

[@rainbowrain1042]

I have been procrastinating a lot, but I only have like one left or something so you can expect to see it this week

[@Jherishpingol]

is it finished

[@deltalord6969]

I feel like one thing this game could add to really make it complete is to add water physics where units in boats could actually float and fight in them. Its like the one area i dont think they ever got to. Would make for some cool ship warfare

[@injured8]

Yeah but that wouldn't work so well with the wobbly physics and ify AI.

[@nopeno-s5r]

Watching people throw the boats at the enemy is funnier tho

[@memoman_yt]

​@@nopeno-s5rboats are cool

[@Jwsponky]

Unlikely to happen unless a modder gets terribly ambitious. The actual creators of the game have outright said on Steam that they've gotten tired of the game and basically abandoned it.

[@just_a_tree8011]

@@Jwsponky Didn't they say it was because it was nearly impossible to open the game engine and change anything without serious crashes or bugs?

[@Devsis-t2g]

“I’m stoned” 10 stoners, 10 pot throwers and 5 potion sellers

[@Asgero]

I'm so glad the captain is posting again! Really takes away the stress!

[@ez5580]

10th episode of asking CaptainSauce to play shadows over loathing.

[@FloppyOri]

A tabs video from captain sauce is the perfect thing to watch You are a legend

[@MemeCrabYT]

I used to watch his channel then stopped because I forgot about him. Randomly I just remembered him and watching this video reminded me of the childhood he guided me through.

[@AndrewLeung-uo8qi]

I’ve been watching him for years now. I stopped when he stopped uploading. I think I’m going to rewatch his tabs videos. Edit : I know he uploaded like a few days ago

[@BrennoC_YT]

I just watched all of them...

[@Kyman941]

He hasn't quit yet. He's active on Twitter He just stopped posting youtube videos for now because of something with his eye I think

[@frogrock72]

Btw he uploaded again

[@idonthaveaname3613]

Thank you, cap. My great grandmother just died and your videos make it at least a little better. Thank you for being such a good person and for helping people out of dark places.

[@JomsAndJelly]

my god the nostalgia that a new game can give ugh I miss old tabs

[@csyeager]

To find a magicke, old as time, listen to this ancient rhyme. Under the sphynx's watchful eye, send a unit, doomed to die. Be it creature, friend or foe, into the pit is where it must go. An ancient curse will be unleashed, eradicating both man and beast. Much love, David.

[@Wkanlyoko]

What is better than a surprise Captainsauce video.

[@ZyrxRR]

Penetrating a camel with tentacles!

[@idiotindisguise8382]

I can’t get enough of this man’s content, it’s too good!

[@linger0740]

Been watching you for almost 6 years now, it’s so great to see you making a return my man.

[@Paran0ia_Ofc]

Can we all just thank cap for being as amazing as he it?

[@firstnamelastname9671]

For an idea on the level you were stuck on, catapults may help- whichever one fits, as both Fire a large projectile with an area of effect that is good at taking out groups Great video!

[@YT_basicallyidk]

Hobit gets brutally executed 1:14

[@YT_basicallyidk]

Wow i cant believe that hobbit just got brutally executed

[@insertmemehere98]

Ur content always makes me smile no matter how my day went. Keep it up man!

[@nicholigetz6372]

Cool little history Napoleon before he was the Leader of France he was an officer of the French army. Specifically an artillery officer. Which is really cool when you see that the Tabs version freezes units in place like proper artillery.

[@RobinRhombus2]

I wonder if Sauce still has his VR headset. A lot of games that have come out over the past couple years I'm sure would make good videos.

[@thundersascam]

I don’t think he would be able to play on vr

[@MrShadow-qz9xj]

As much as i would love to see him return to VR, i somehow think his recent medical issue may mean either temporary or permanent end to his VR content.

[@RobinRhombus2]

@@MrShadow-qz9xj That would be the iritis thing if I'm not mistaken? Ja, that's a bit of a shame but life does that sometimes.

[@Alio197]

I saw him reply to a tweet Q and A he did a few weeks ago, when someone asked if he was going to do VR, he replied saying he would try VR this holidays but no promises.

[@ShourbajiWalid]

Emperor! They are defeating our troops with the plague! What can we do???!?!?!? Napoleon: There is nothing we can do. Don le tolever....

[@MicahMotion]

These battles are as accurate and consistent as Cap's upload schedule

[@IAmTheMoonWizard]

Cap i hope you come back better than ever ready to play again and to make everyone on the other side of the screen smile again and if you dont come back to youtube then thank you for the 8 long years on laughs and smiles

[@roolerman12]

Captain sauce never fails to put content inside me!

[@14.99plustax]

wh..what?

[@HolyNamed]

CaptainSauce's TABS videos are the best, if he uploaded more TABS he'd be my favorite KZbinr

[@brycejames4034]

Jesus loves yall

[@raymondwiggins354]

Im not sure if anyone covered it on youtube, but, last i checked, a reaper that falls in love (because of cupid) can kill weak units on said reaper's team

[@babygigi]

I posted this battle idea a while back but it never got used so here it is again but a bit different: Revenge of the Cannon Fodder: 20 Hobbits 10 bards 2 cannons 2 bomb cannons 3 dynamite maidens 10 peasants 1 da Vinci tank 1 flag bearer And finally 1 captain sauce (the one that you made) on your side that you need to keep alive or you lose Thank you cap, for everything you’ve done for everyone 🍅

[@mre7973]

Hey CaptainSauce! I remember in an earlier version of TABS that you could sacrifice a unit to the pyramid to summon the plague. What if you can sacrifice a unit to the sphynx and something happens? That IS a very suspicious bottomless hole in front of the suspiciously lifelike looking sphynx (I have no idea if it will work but it's still a fun idea). As for how to beat that level with the camels and the whips. I'm thinking a few hay bailers a bit back from the front line so the wobbly horses will be away from the whip army and then musketmen behind them riiiight on the back of the map. Like ALL of the musketmen

[@S4K1B.4HM3D]

Really love the more frequent uploading 👍 you don’t have to over do it though, we are all just happy to see you.

[@holycow4679]

I didn't realise I have been watching this channel for so long until I went back and looked. the first video I watched from you was over 8 years ago, I watched all of your spore videos, all the terrible mobile games, surgeon simulator and basically all of your content since then. To say its been 5 years since you were mid-playing job simulator is a terrifying idea. thankyou for all the fun you've brought us over the years. i still play battle cats to this day.

[@terry2295]

Man it's been far too long since I laughed so hard. Glad to have you back Cap!

[@zaneromeave13]

Glad to see TABS return! Hopefully three random games makes a comeback too!

[@BrawlerMiles24]

“In the end, we’re all allergic to bullets” top moment of 2023

[@someone-o9d3k]

I don’t think any KZbinr has aged as well as he has. You were my childhood and have made my teen hood, bless you, man.

[@alphagamez7525]

Omg it’s like a Christmas before Christmas 🎉 a video of cap playing tabs again and a video at alll!!!!😂

[@nikkiwolf22]

I'm so glad you seem to be back in the saddle, Cap, I'm your biggest fan!!! Always rooting for you ^_^

[@kairousi5660]

He went from hating the muskets to using them in every level

[@H0n3y_b3ar]

i was about to go sit down and binge the old cap videos, then i saw this in my notis, thank you cap for uploading even more hilarious content :D

[@orionwrench5845]

The whips are compact, by using a catapult you can get rid of them pretty quickly

[@your_randon_husbando6527]

Cap I'm saying this from the bottom of this from the bottom of my heart, I've grown up on your vids (probably not the best thing to have a child watch) but he'll if I care. You're one of the best content creators on this platform and I'm so happy and greatful I get to continually watch your vids. Love you man

[@joshburleigh8252]

Him: "fair enough" Me: "don't you mean pharaoh enough? I'll let myself out."

[@ColtonCowley-r6r]

As a member from the beginning through several accounts sauce is still going strong, this is very similar to the og pyramid level way back in beta tabs, love your content keep on going my man

[@KingKong-ok8oo]

I feel like we need another paint the town red video. It's been a wild.

[@GiovaniLeyva]

Yeah we do need another paint the town red video, I feel like a map that he should play is "Operation Kraken"

[@guyofbonesofficial]

feels good having more tabs, i really love this series and i have a suggestion (you're the reason i got tabs) "Gatling Pumpkins" 1 pumpkin catapult 7 cheerleaders

[@JuilySlay]

I feel like painters would be really good Canon fauter in these levels. They're the same price as hobits but dodge projectiles

[@Iamwtfboi]

I forget if uploads were ever this slow. But I think its a good thing bc it gets you excited to watch the video. Keep up the good work

[@vickipeacock3134]

Captain sauce has the amazing power to make any game he plays funny ,no matter what it's about.

[@Vixxe_n]

The classic haircut AND SHIRT on tabs your spoiling us,🤩

[@Lonirylaw]

Just got a concussion the other day and this video is literally making me feel so much better keep up the great work we all love your content so much and we will always be here to watch the next video whenever it comes out

[@requiem2391]

Just Finished watching your whole play-list of tabs content it was to say the least a wild goose chase.

[@thientri623]

a cheezy strat for the battle you were stuck on. place a thor in the back with a banner barrer( to make him stay in the back) make him far but close enough to do his lightning attack. use pike to one shot camels and then spread out peasent throughout the field so thor can just spam his summon lightning ability. thor can deflect range attacks (20 projectiles max like shogun before cooldown) not melee(whip). Another strat you can use is use the pike to take out cammels use a zues or any unit to take out all the range units and once theres only whips left then place a dragon(because it has more range then the whip) in the back with a banner barrer. let the enemy come to your flames. Hope this helps you out :)

[@excalibur3245]

"I gotta know if its possible to penetrate a camul" - CaptainSauce 2023

[@stupidandrandom5540]

I have a challenge for you. You can only use one unit per video, but you can use as many of that unit in the level you use them in as you want.

[@Level_Foxtrot]

13:49 They thought you meant a coconut falling on someone's head but fell way too early

[@harrypottahcremecake6435]

I started rewatching his vids again this week. I was shocked to see he posted. I miss watching him after school

[@LewangoalskiANDTomAssistMuller]

I AM SO HAPPY TABS IS BACK, MY FAVORITE SERIES EVER! ON KZbin

[@Terixal-n1t]

captainsauce i used to watch you like 2 years ago and i would watch your videos every day i woud like to thank you for making my childhood so great i wish you the best man you havent changed a bit!

[@TheLastBreadCrumbs]

You know your day will brighten when cap uploads

[@aquadice6001]

love you man, been watching you for atleast 2 years, one of my favourite solo youtubers

[@wm545]

18:05 the little screams sound like baby crys

[@Nuclearburber]

Thanks for such a good video and I am glad I could see this on my birthday!

[@itsm3agen]

You're definitely my comfort KZbinr, I can always come back to your channel anytime to just turn my brain off for a bit.

[@terrafinator1744]

I do not care which god answers the prayers of the internet, because Captainsauce is back in all his glory.

[@flacopwa2976]

Been binge watching tabs again I find it funny that after all this time he still resorts to taking control of a dead eye/balista

[@MalakaiWatren]

i’m so happy Cap is posting supper consistently now. been missing you big guy❤!!!

[@hobbyguy4640]

As people have said before always a great day when Cap uploads probably one of the funnest i watch

[@JRon1]

If you go to the *legacy map* you'll immediately see a *chained up stone statue* which when went up to will ask you to find four keys from four maps *including one egypt map*

[@DrabberPlot7000]

I'm watching these views go up so quick Really shows how many people love you content Sauce

[@kylebreech4984]

Every time I see captainsauce video back to back it brings me so much joy and happiness

[@Magicmarina]

Hey I got a heads up because in my version of this mod one the campaign levels is broken called “child of the sun” where the enemy army just refuses to spawn so heads up for when you get to that level

[@jamalabdeen9033]

Happy your back man, also, I think you should try playing a game called “the coffin of Andy and leyley” it’s a really good horror game

[@LegoKidBuu]

Captain Sauce is the perfect combination between funny, offensive and just perfect in a good way 🍷🗿

[@kristofusclidofus6534]

I feel like catapults could be really good against those whips. Muskets to take care of the camels and something infront to tank for them.

[@TheBlueJ16]

Captainsauce is awesome and as a shoutout to him i wear his hoodie every day on the school news me and my team run

[@jzatiger2500]

Pikes for the camels and Thor with some bomb throwers should work also some MUCH harder levels were up ahead

[@Kiwininja112]

Sauce should try using the spooky and evil factions. The jack o lantern catapult should wipe the floor with the horde and keep enemies back. The evil faction has its own whips, the lighting gun slingers (forgot the name) and strong units that can take a descent amount of damage. Hope this helps or even gets seen.

[@verysadcatc7897]

Warrior of Ra is probably coolest unit Ive everseen.

[@emperorofnothing1]

Literally the best KZbinr