Car Heist - SNL

[@gamedalfthegrey]

Gonna need more Ghost adventures. Makes perfect sense for SNL. The crew keeps changing cause hes such a terrible thief and they dont want to work with him but his unwavering confidence makes him seem like the perfect thief.

[@BMakabre]

This needs a sequel - better still with Nicolas Cage as the guest role (and perfect parody of Gone in 60 Seconds) doing a heist with Ghost.

[@gamedalfthegrey]

@@BMakabre 100% on board with this or any cast member of Oceans 11 😂😂😂

[@khmerchef]

He's the guy that aces the interviews but turns out to be the lousy worker.

[@wojtek5385]

you're on to sth here! Ghost should totally get a segment - just like Chad!

[@agentrevenge3370]

Yep.

[@heatherbraman3326]

'Must be some new NEW tech, I'm thinking... military?' 😭

[@reganwolf4405]

🤣👌🏻

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

THAT part KILLED me!

[@heatherbraman3326]

@@theultimatereductionist7592 Chris nails those lines. Seeing his stand up too, he's so quick with the wit, he was born for satire. I love him having these parts to show it off

[@deemiller5024]

This is based on a true story. Some teenagers tried to steal a car...got in and realized it was a manual drive. They had no idea how to drive it..so got back out and left it. Cameras showed them arguing about what to do😂😂😂

[@heatherbraman3326]

@@deemiller5024 even better 🤦‍♀️

[@amberdoty83]

I love when Chris plays an overly confident yet incredibly incapable character😂 Like the one where he wants to take the drug ring over from Kenan and now this one

[@NoUploadJustComment]

Like when he plays Kanye.

[@tj.espygil4544]

This filmed segment was one of the only bright spots tonight.

[@berryreadable]

Love him in the Mr. H skit too kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKuogZaai9t7d6c

[@oliverburke]

Yes, he’s good at that :)

[@maybae5963]

And the soldier one where accidentally volunteered to go save a soldier by himself

[@GoddessEnergy13]

Kenan laughing his ass off while sitting on the ground killed me lol

[@DIGITAL7Media]

I know..Kennan has like one line and it steals the show. love him!

[@xXlyricaljewelXx]

Yep. That was the one 😂😂

[@telikaandfam]

i screamed

[@srso4660]

@@telikaandfam I farted

[@RJoseph10]

"Ghost you can drive stick, right?" "BITCH! I can drive anything. " "Including stick?" "Nah.." 😆😆

[@valpalllllllllll]

Chris Redd has been killing it in every sketch

[@lolitabridges1974]

He is that funny.

[@ceoofmilk2756]

@@lolitabridges1974 if you delete your account I get 500€

[@bean9619]

YES! He is one to watch for sure!

[@Al-Rudigor]

Now he's screwing Keenan's wife in real life. POS!

[@WonderWhatHappened]

Who would've thought the best security system is actually a manual transmission.

[@trogdirtheunburninator2037]

As a former service advisor for the service center of a car dealership - me! Best I could do was put a car into 1st/reverse. I almost drove a Hellcat straight into a wall while moving it. Worst part is my mom drove manual cars until I was like 20. So how the hell did I never learn…

[@JachAnen]

@@trogdirtheunburninator2037 As someone who lives in a country where most cars are stick, observing others driving stick won't teach you enough to have any idea

[@vinceedwards3978]

@@JachAnen You are absolutely correct!!! I learned in a manual transmission car!!! Plus, I rode motorcycles!

[@leonalivingston8041]

Legit that’s what the car salesman told me! “No one will be able to steal it cause no one drives a stick anymore.” I didn’t end up getting that car cause... I don’t know how to drive stick

[@trogdirtheunburninator2037]

@@JachAnen That’s the sad thing, I’m a great visual learner. I just need to watch someone do something a few times and then I can get it myself.

[@JennyverseLive]

Chris doing 'incompetent bad guy' is brilliant, always.

[@CC-si3cr]

Was he incompetent? I thought he was just a GenZer. Oh wait.

[@TheSpecialPlumsEveryoneKnows]

As your 665th Like (Which is lucky, by the way, as three 6's are bad! 😂), I can confirm that Chris Redd's character is now an Uber driver (Standard shift), trying to make end's meet. 😂

[@Panda.Shogun]

This reminds of his drug operation takeover skit😂

[@zoyadulzura7490]

"Did I stutter? Fred Flin-- Flintstein." You can hear his pretend confidence drop so fast. 😆Chris Redd is so good at characters like this.

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Excuse me, but that's Mr. *Frederick* Flintstein to you, Ms. Zoya! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@TheSpecialPlumsEveryoneKnows]

As your 665th Like (As three 6's are incredibly unlucky and bad fashion), I can confirm that Fred Flintstein is a Blacksmith from the medieval period that has a wife, a dinosaur for a pet, one daughter and a best friend. 😂

[@usedbodypillow6718]

Your quote literally never happens.

[@zoyadulzura7490]

@@usedbodypillow6718 Watch it again.

[@usedbodypillow6718]

@@zoyadulzura7490 I think you should bro, He never stutters like you're implying.

[@tequilashotz]

When he said “cluck” I fell out with Kenan😂

[@1craley878]

Chris redd is hilarious, he's got the best crazy eyes look that just cracks me up. Him and Keenan work great together. Please make more sketches like this one.

[@CC-si3cr]

Yeah you would think those two together would work, but Kenan's tv show is not that funny. There's a reason Kenan is the longest running cast member. He knows his lane.

[@TheSpecialPlumsEveryoneKnows]

As your 300th Like, I agree with both comments!

[@WesleyKagan]

SNL making full skits out of memes found in 90% of classic car Facebook groups is a whole vibe.

[@amalzuhair4495]

Loren is ancient he probably lives on Facebook (sorry meta??)

[@nopers2223322]

Lorn is like a thousand fucking years old

[@jacksonbutler8298]

Still funny skit tho

[@Heirllionaire]

it's a vibe of stealing despite supposedly having comedy writers, which is lame.

[@clvrswine]

Not a classic car. Not a vintage car. Try again, "Wesley." Also, a "whole vibe" is not a thing. Stop trying so hard.

[@dominik-b9h]

I love how these sketches have a better production quality than most action movies they're parodying.

[@canaisyoung3601]

Their music videos are the same way.

[@dominik-b9h]

@@canaisyoung3601 yup, exactly

[@TigerzLionzPistonzWingz]

Your comment should have faaaaaaaaaaaaar more Likes.

[@theq86]

Chris Redd, king of the inept criminals.

[@matthewzeller5026]

0:30 can we take a moment to appreciate that SNL had 100x better representation of hacking in this one shot than almost any movie or tv show?

[@VintageNewYork]

CAN dump - this alone blew my mind.

[@litetaker]

It was super authentic and impressive!! Actual, real Linux commands and seeing the hex of some file! And the screen looked like a real screen grab of an actual Linux machine!

[@richarddevenezia8186]

Would have wanted to see a window open with him playing Tetris too.

[@matthewzeller5026]

@@richarddevenezia8186 that's in the "gaming" workspace. This one is for business. Don't check the other workspaces... They're... Not important and no incognito tabs open.

[@Scyth3934]

@@litetaker Exactly- I'm absolutely amazed at the amount of detail in that shot.

[@shahartley]

Kieran looks good like this. He should keep this look.

[@4seeableTV]

Yes, his usual style of having it hanging in front of half his face is a little played out.

[@Wuuppa]

He looks like a Baldwin brother.

[@amapolaoxytocin1432]

@@Wuuppa I very much got Baldwin brother vibes too 😅😅

[@thomasjones257]

Like de niro in goodfellas

[@TheKrazysexykool]

He should.

[@Sharpe1502]

As soon as I heard “Vintage” I knew exactly where this was going.

[@81bajaj]

Yeah, although it's not very vintage. :-)

[@hidesan7794]

You so sharpe

[@1scubas2]

@@81bajaj right, it’s like a 1997 lol

[@garden0fstone736]

@@1scubas2 it’s 2021 lol

[@1scubas2]

@@garden0fstone736 lol huh? I was referring to the Lamborghini. It’s a 1997 Diablo

[@Quartzquiz333]

I love it when Chris is an incompetent crook!

[@bad2dabohn1992]

Why nobody commenting on my girl Heidi perfecting that Russian accent? She's awesome at it lol

[@wonsia1985]

Yasssss!!!!!

[@ingenerchik]

Me and my Russki GF (who sounds NOTHING like this) say : booooo.

[@Alexander-yf3ff]

she did good only in first sentence) you can hear how she returned to smooth 'r' real soon

[@coopaloopmex]

Yeah, that accent is shit. A. Bredikin knows whats up

[@MMAGamblingTips]

@@ingenerchik Why do you call your hand “Russki“ …?

[@batgurrl]

You want me to drive with two feet, who do you think I am, Fred Flinstein? I almost screamed😂

[@antizaika]

The funny thing is that last weekend I was changing oil at a dealership, and they delayed giving me my car back for 30 minutes because the one guy who can drive the stick went out to lunch. At a fricking dealership. 😖

[@SnowFoxParty]

Hahahahaha i can believe that 🤣🤣🤣

[@rickschweitzer9845]

WOW

[@clvrswine]

Doubt it.

[@alex323i]

You mean you stood there and waited for some dude to come back from his lunch? I would just walked to the bay and tell them to screw off and better give me a discount

[@antizaika]

@@alex323i No, I was waiting in a nice waiting area, but when I finally got my car, service advisor sort of apologized for the long wait and shared that little fact.

[@revelare_xvii6269]

As a car guy this is hands down the funniest thing SNL has pumped out.

[@kaci111128]

Kenan's laugh scream 🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesanderson6373]

*Kenan's

[@kaci111128]

@@jamesanderson6373 oops thanks

[@glitterspray]

This is a hilarious sketch - and Chris made it awesome. I love how he goes from cool impressive badass to clueless idiot. I want more Ghost too!!!

[@paulaazevedo3872]

One of the best SNL sketches ever.

[@elizabeththompson8511]

Ghost is just Quan's codename when he's not selling drugs

[@suspirodelmoro1430]

underrated post

[@Riclmnopp]

SNL sparing zero expense on their special effects.

[@M0rihaus]

More like spending zero expense

[@agonleed3841]

Close enough till the end

[@stonedhomer621]

I guess they don't teach sarcasm in school anymore.

[@gmsunshine]

What are you talking about, they really crushed a diablo in the garage doors.

[@IantheDugan]

I mean they got literally 24 hours before air for a team of two-three people per sketch to get all the dailies together, secure a picture lock THEN hand it over to one of them for VFX. They had to a do a 3D model simulating a car crash between two doors, which doesn’t really have a lot of real life reference or existing assets to go off of.

[@jimmyispromo]

They need this to be a feature film. Haha

[@Andy-zx4hl]

Agreed!

[@paulaazevedo3872]

Agreed

[@zerocool5395]

So many cars aren't stolen in the US because they have a manual transmission.

[@jake_]

Right. The best anti-theft protection system ever.

[@no_peace]

K 🙄

[@Alphacentauri819]

I didn’t even think they had that many any more!! Pretty rare nowadays. My first 2 cars were stick shift…I miss that. Way better for curvy roads, rare braking…just appropriate shifting!

[@Alphacentauri819]

@Carpe Diem interesting narrative…certainly don’t think I’m superior (that type of thinking is ego driven…so is your comment too btw)… I just love stick shift driving over automatic. So much more fun.

[@Alphacentauri819]

@Carpe Diem sweetheart…I don’t currently have a stick shift car. However, you pointing fingers about me “coming here to comment” when your comment was straight victim mentality, infused with confirmation bias and cognitive distortions… and nothing really adding to what the OP said, seems pretty damn hypocritical and double standard. Get some introspection, metacognition…and evolution ✌️

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

So this is why my parents thought I should learn how to use a stick shift. Just in case I need to pull off an elaborate car heist.🤔 Love that Kenan is laughing at Ghost while still being tied up.🤣

[@christopherbardier770]

Could have literally pushed the car faster than it took for him to learn stick.

[@tereza3698]

he'd have to put it in neutral by stepping on the "cluck" first tho

[@christopherbardier770]

@@tereza3698 good point.

[@romeojuliet8462]

Negative. U can go into neutral without pressing the clutch. In fact u can go into any gear without pressing clutch but ull destroy your clutch. But neutral ur fine

[@buddyrevell5885]

Mikey Day chomping on a lollipop is so accurate of movie hackers. Nice touch.

[@artistnyc123]

"you're welcome"

[@batya7]

Keeping everyone from driving my car, 6-speed shift! I'm a bad old lady LOLOLOLOL

[@aprilbriscoe9671]

"Cluck"🤣🤣😂 Love this entire skit.

[@rosequartz4102]

"Bish I can drive ANYTHING." Including stick? ".....naahhhh.....". 😂

[@justanotherthought]

One of my favorite skits from one of my favorite seasons. The laughs mean so so much.

[@chapablo]

“Stick shift”? “Clutch”? Man, I just can’t keep up with this Gen Z jargon!

[@stephenharper6638]

hahahaha

[@brownyedgrl]

"What, cluck?" Lots of people who have no clue how to drive a stick.

[@ODUBlue]

Kenan SLAYS me in this sketch 🤣 Just hilarious

[@spornge]

OMG having been born in the 70s appreciate this sketch, working IT support and having to walk people through things like outlook view gives me even more appreciation

[@laalaa99stl]

With self-driving cars here now, some day this will be us trying to drive automatics!

[@mygirl1129]

Me? I’m ready for more fast trains! Boo to traffic! : )

[@benmartinez1267]

@@mygirl1129 enjoy the fast train to run errands around town during a lunch hour when every stop isn’t at a station lol

[@jonmendelson1104]

My nephew turns 7 this week and before he was born I bet my brother that if, by the time my nephew turns 16, self-driving cars were "the norm" and a reasonable thing a kid might get for his first car, I have to buy the car for him. If not, my brother has to buy my (nonexistent) kid their first car. I made that bet because I love driving and figure that, if in the next 9 years or so self driving cars have gotten that common, at some point in my life driving your own car might be illegal.

[@Klaaism]

What is a "shitter"?

[@aspcia]

🤣🤣🤣 I learned to drive stick by driving my car off the lot... straight into 2 hours of traffic and a steep hill with a stop sign. That was "fun".

[@awhuy]

I learned by starting in a parking lot and then being forced to drive miss momma to her friend’s house 20 miles on the interstate…

[@aditmukherjee4649]

this is such an amazing premise and done very well

[@SilkSatin]

This is like an early 2000s Eddie Griffin comedy where he reunites with DJ Qualls for a sequel to The New Guy as partners in crime.

[@gb.510]

that last line sealed the deal on the eddie griffin casting and the lollipop was the stamp for the DJ Qualls

[@canaisyoung3601]

Ah, I miss those days.

[@BigWheezer2000]

“You looking at my Janet?!”

[@toastedjoe1013]

The only time I laughed in New Guy was when the flaming marshmallow gets stuck in his eye.

[@txtomlong]

Chris Redd is hilarious.

[@fernandoorozco3751]

Manual transmission: the nemesis of nearly every driver under 30.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

Under 30? I think you mean under 100!

[@AerCloud]

My dad taught me but I was terrified of it.

[@allisonlaurel]

Obviously this is overall parodying the heist genres but it is sad that I'm pretty sure almost no one realizes how much this is directly referencing Leverage. I'm glad someone on the writing team at SNL appreciates that gem of a show

[@tomsgrexit]

Yess!! It's so good!

[@juleskentertain]

Leverage is my jam. The new episodes do a fantastic job of picking up where they left off as well as upgrading it to these modern times. I'm hoping for another season.

[@kenzihenderson5258]

This might very well be the best sketch of the whole season

[@maddiepimlott]

My favorite part is Kenan's laughs

[@brianj1203]

“Put the car in gear!” “STOP!”

[@CookieThug]

“that’s the trunk” lmaaooo

[@HummerLove]

When I was learning to drive a stick shift I had the car jerking like that too. So, this was too funny to me!!!!!!!

[@Phillyjoe2]

This made me laugh double-hard as I'm from the UK, and every single driver here knows manual transmission (stick shift) 🤣

[@MultiSUNFLOWER18]

Most people in the US can't drive a stick because they don't make that many anyone and people don't want to learn. I actually miss driving a stick.

[@sevendayscili]

Yeah I'm learning how to drive now (UK) and me and pretty much all my friends learn to drive manual (stick)

[@ericm8657]

Knowing how to drive a stick shift-another good skill to have for the zombie apocalypse :-)

[@nena8692]

We need more Natalia, Heidi is great!

[@mtbaker13]

OMG when he started moving the car and it kept stopping! I think anyone who had to learn how to drive a stick knows that experience. 🤣🤣🤣

[@jmag579]

I can drive stick and write in cursive, AKA the Ancient Script 🙃

[@joannajamerson35]

Lmao...i can

[@AndrewJaws]

We’re in a very exclusive club.

[@lh3540]

Same. And dial a rotary phone

[@LindaC616]

Yesss! 🤣

[@LindaC616]

@@lh3540 and open a can without electricity

[@felicitousfeline9956]

We drive stick and taught our five kids to drive on stick, but they’re harder to find these days. (Unless you rent a car in Ireland where they’re much cheaper than automatic.) Great idea to use as the basis of The Heist.

[@jake_]

@@AS-ed6px No, it's because manual transmission is the norm for all cars in Europe. Better fuel efficiency (gas is very expensive in Europe), better handling when driving through hilly and narrow roads. Plus, If you go for a driving test on an automatic car, you will receive a license to only drive automatic cars, but not the opposite. Many countries do not even allow its citizens to get a drivers license using cars with automatic transmission.

[@JSchroederee]

Fuel economy isn't really the issue anymore. 8+ speed convential automatics, and CVT can easily get better fuel economy. It's basically that manuals are simpler and therfore cheaper to produce. Handling is a bit of a stretch, yeah the transmission is a factor but a pretty minor one. More an issue of suspension steering, differential, and weight.

[@samsneadd]

OR unless you buy used. Alot of newer cars are harder to find. But my brothers and I all have sticks right now.

[@brunettekoala]

This is too funny. I forget that in the US so many people never learn how to drive a manual, as it's really uncommon in the UK.

[@postalflap]

They don't even make too many of them anymore. Base models are automatics, even trucks.

[@HummerLove]

I keep returning to hear Chris Redd say "B!tch, I can drive ANYTHING!"

[@shark2935]

That’s the trunk 😂

[@shadowknight1121]

“AAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHA, The boy said cluck!!!” 🤣

[@johnbussiere]

this is actually a thing, manual transmissions are stolen at lower rates because people dont know how to drive stick

[@ingridfong-daley5899]

I'd never thought of it before, but now I'm wondering truly how many people don't know how to drive a stick shift. I feel sort of like I have a secret superpower. :)

[@interceptingfist5682]

Only when you know how to engine break, hee -toe and rev match do the powers start to kick in

[@EricaGamet]

I told someone recently that I am a super hero.... I had just parallel parked a friend's stickshift SUV on a steep Seattle hill. But I really impressed them when I added I turned the wheels into the curb! Haha! But, yeah, it's amazing how many Americans can't drive a stick... so glad I learned that first.

[@generaltso6914]

I can drive stick in the UK and USA -- That's real super duper power!

[@generaltso6914]

Not sure I can pull off that parking trick both sides --- Wow!

[@dzd2371]

@@generaltso6914 I've driven manual for a very long time, but have always felt the right side drive would screw me up. Never attempted it it would just be weird to have to think about it. If they really wanted to screw people up they'd put the throttle on the left foot 🤣🤣

[@nateaustin4139]

Funniest thing I've seen this year. Laughed so hard I cried.

[@ladyt618]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time 😂😂😂😂

[@schawdaya]

This totally plays to my friends dads old saying "The best car security is just having a manual car"

[@nathanphart]

This is one of the teams every season of The Amazing Race.

[@Ramboost007]

Rules Zero of the Amazing Race: 1. Learn how to read paper maps 2. Always pray to the taxi gods 3. Learn how to drive stick 4. Always Read The Fucking Clue

[@alfredriedl2631]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@keepdancingmaria]

Please do more of these with this man. This is so like when he wanted to take over that drug ring, but hadn't a clue? These are SO funny.

[@luluharshie3929]

Switch Heidi with my dad yelling at me speaking nonsense and you’ve gotta documentary 👍

[@LindaC616]

😄

[@TheKrazysexykool]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Every_Day_islike_Sunday]

Kenan makes every skit 100× better!

[@StephRae]

He makes EVERY scene better. Only need 45 sec. Kenan is the salt of SNL

[@heatshield]

reminds me of the valet parking sign with a piece of paper taped to it "no stick shift"

[@mripwntheworld]

Always fun guessing where things will go wrong in skits like this

[@TikiHi77]

Naaah. 🛑. This car has 3 pedals. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@herringstheseries]

Kieran looks like a young Robert DeNiro.

[@kendralynn897]

Thought the same! Sometimes he resembles Robert downing jr as well.

[@TheElusiveReality]

Those snake earrings are GORGEOUS i need to know where she got them

[@sarahzentexas]

Lol Leverage finally gets the SNL treatment.

[@pamyuhnke8143]

Looks like me driving my first clutch!

[@Meridian83West]

Earlier in the week I had just read a story about a couple of would-be teenage carjackers who tried to take a man's Honda Civic only to find they couldn't drive it because it had a 6-speed manual transmission! That made this sketch that much more hilarious for me when I saw it! P.S.: I could nit-pick -- how does he start the car if he's never seen a clutch pedal before, let alone operated one? But this is still comedy gold!

[@Jack-sy8mr]

“Why are there six pedals when there’s only four directions?”

[@haleigh11]

My boyfriend drives a stick and when we first started dating, this was his exact excuse for leaving his car unlocked when we'd pop into a store. "The carjacker probably wouldn't know how to drive a stick anyway." 😂

[@Bamblam69]

I actually laughed at an SNL skit. It's been a long time.

[@BoyAditya]

Kieran Culkin could pass as young Robert Deniro

[@TheKrazysexykool]

He could

[@bonniebickett4520]

Go stop go stop LMAO! The dealership gave me a crash course on driving a stick. My Mom and I almost got whiplash going home!!! But I mastered it!

[@jimmyrizzo1480]

I was impressed how clean the sketch was presented. No cursing, sex jokes or political satire. Well done.

[@alexandersupertramp1095]

This is so real. A lot of people don't know how to drive a stick.

[@WindsweptBeauty]

My first car was a stick shift I felt these struggles in my soul 🤣🤣🤣

[@AtypicalDriver]

"Advanced drivers system" LOL

[@Carlos-ty5jj]

when you lie on your resume but get the job anyway

[@EbonyAE88]

🤩🤩🤩😂Ok SNL, we're going to need a Movie from you guys now!!!!

[@edwardndriskoll]

A1. Hahah. I do love being the only the few that can drive a manual. keeps people from asking to borrow my ride haha.....granted he couldn't start the car without pushing in the clutch etc etc. Not important for the joke to work.

[@Straitsfan]

This is a good sketch.

[@miss.conduct]

I love the Ghost character. Want him back. Want him back. More..more

[@furrypedro]

Having a Diablo described as "vintage" makes me feel so old

[@uncle5486]

Why isn’t fuller stealing Pepsi

[@wille5080]

Because if he does, he’ll wet the bed.

[@Nothingatall1984]

@@wille5080 👌🏾

[@JardineFlower]

Best skit I've seen from SNL in a long time

[@lunaaberforth5190]

Chris is my favourite cast member. I love when he plays over-confident stupid characters

[@WlknHope2024]

The security guard watching & laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🕵🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jessetorres8738]

I can't remember ever riding in a stick shift car, let alone driving 1, so I would definitely be Chris in this situation!

[@gmsunshine]

It's a sad state of affairs

[@lh3540]

Lol, I have a manual Honda Fit. Ain't no one stealing my car

[@E9oK9kMaV]

be prepared for the superiority complex people telling you how inferior of a human being you are.

[@NESherv]

You're not a real man until you learn to grab life by the stickshift, son.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

Same here, Jesse Torres.

[@JYang0602]

I knew it that the plot twist was the lambo was a stick shift😂😂 I’m in an auto class and I recognized that sound when you didn’t have your foot on the clutch and it sputters😂😂😂