I don’t think being a mechanic would be that hard provided I knew exactly what was wrong with it, everything was labeled, and I could phase through matter.
@JazzyFizzleDrummers4 жыл бұрын
Dont forget teleporting an entire car instantaneously.
@Scott-ql2kx3 жыл бұрын
@Sincere Danny in case anyone is dumb enough to fall for this: this is an obvious scam
@hotscottrulz2 жыл бұрын
That last part takes about three years of experience, you’ll get there soon mate.
@RSCarey6 жыл бұрын
This is basically what illegal organ harvesting would be like inthe Cars universe
@taakotuesdays5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@inknosecat5 жыл бұрын
as an actual mechanic this video absolutely sends me every time
@A_Wild_Protoyeen4 жыл бұрын
Same, cause I love the game but I understand how ridiculously easy it makes mechanic work seem and it's sad
@inknosecat4 жыл бұрын
@@A_Wild_Protoyeen omg if i had the ability to remove parts THAT easily id be in heaven
@ohnoagremlin4 жыл бұрын
what, you boys don't loosen perfectly clean bolts using your friction-defying psychic powers then dismiss them to The Void til you need them back?
@WrnMyr7 жыл бұрын
Griffin your business model already exists, it's called a chop shop and they are illegal
@1-800-hcbrigs10 ай бұрын
Omg like in Robots (2005)
@wcs7928 жыл бұрын
"HOW IS THIS ONE SMALL PART CONNECTED TO EVERYTHING IN THE CAR" yeah welcome to car repair, where everything is bolted to everything else somehow
@A_Wild_Protoyeen4 жыл бұрын
"Hey guess what, the radiator is a crash structure now so it's absolutely impossible to remove if it was in a minor shunt"
@s2entimental4 жыл бұрын
"left lifter or right lifter?" "yeeeah yeah yeah" "okay."
@MapexMiata5 жыл бұрын
I've done enough work on cars to know my way around respectably, but this is exactly what my playthrough looked like lol. "Oh, you need an oil change? Guess I'll get crackin' on taking off all the body panels and removing that there transmission and gas tank then."
@wockynerd8 жыл бұрын
I would really prefer to watch Griffin and Justin play only games they have no idea how to play and must therefore turn into Ponzi schemes.
@haven_locke5 жыл бұрын
"Is that OIL brand oil? I can't believe you're springing for that"
@fajrahmad53468 жыл бұрын
"Griffin opens a chop shop"
@JazzyFizzleDrummers4 жыл бұрын
Justin: I can do an oil change Also justin: you need to remove the oil pan
@KMS00000zero8 жыл бұрын
He was once a car baby. But now, he is a car boy.
@20firebird8 жыл бұрын
but when will they become car men?
@quackmasterson51286 жыл бұрын
@@20firebird Never, car boy is as high as you can go
@quinnmarchese63135 жыл бұрын
no he's actually part car, part boy, all boycar
@plushs5 жыл бұрын
well he sure can't be a car man now
@taakotuesdays5 жыл бұрын
@@quinnmarchese6313 the protector and king of chilladelphia
@Skwerll6 жыл бұрын
15:19 "I think we did it! I don't have anything else in my inventory" Yup, that's generally how it goes when it comes to DIY car repair.
@A_Wild_Protoyeen4 жыл бұрын
I thought for a moment Griffin had struck a well of savant genius and said "we're crushing this" while pulling the filter off, because in an actual oil change, you have to literally crush the filter for environmental reasons, alas no, he was simply patting himself on the back for the bare minimum
@bluebrrypie2 ай бұрын
where do you live that you HAVE to crush a filter for environmental reasons? you literally can’t crush an oil filter lol
@A_Wild_Protoyeen2 ай бұрын
@bluebrrypie if you want to not get annihilated by fines, at least in the states I've worked (WA and CA), you have to have a pneumatic oil filter crusher in the back that you put all of your used filters in throughout/at the end of the day. We would place them in an empty drum and have a company come and collect them weekly.
@FreakopolisNetwork8 жыл бұрын
Here we are in 2017 and still no firm release date on Def Leppard Rigging Simulator 2015...
@20firebird7 жыл бұрын
here we are almost in 2018 and still no release date on Def Leppard Rigging Simulator 2015
@teaerrors3607 жыл бұрын
20firebird here we are in 2018 and still no trailer or anything
@bigbopperenjoyer6 жыл бұрын
Two more weeks until 2019 and still nothing
@marymac93036 жыл бұрын
Here we are in 2019
@sleepyidiot20106 жыл бұрын
2nd month of 2019 and still no release date
@muddywoof6 жыл бұрын
I listen to sawbones, and I watch MBMBAM, and it took me two days of constantly watching polygon videos to realize that these are the McElroy brothers
@IanZWhite004 жыл бұрын
do you have like, face blindness but for voices?
@AprilOceanBlue4 жыл бұрын
@@IanZWhite00 God, burn him 🤣
@IanZWhite004 жыл бұрын
April Miller I was just cURIOUS *I’m sorry*
@AprilOceanBlue4 жыл бұрын
@@IanZWhite00 I know, that's what makes it so good 😂
@GraceT5 жыл бұрын
"Can I remove the dipstick? No that's in there for life"
@coffe4meplz4 жыл бұрын
"Cars are like jazz baby, it's all about the car parts you don't put back in" I mean...he's not wrong
@bravetherainbow9 жыл бұрын
I love the as-generic-as-humanly-possible description of Tokyo Drift
@richardthomas83719 жыл бұрын
The McElBros Chop Shop is the greatest comedy video release of 2015! I have tears rushing down my face and I can't breath... Rating: 5 dissembled car parts out of "What car are you talking about? I'm a Green Grocer..."
@TheAnjelHarte8 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they said both 2017 and the word Serpentine in this video the prophecy
@sockeye420698 жыл бұрын
Maggie H the biggest zag ever
@uhoh75457 жыл бұрын
Seems like nick's hitting quite the zig right now
@ripnecco54775 жыл бұрын
This whole pay-it-backwards plan is genius I mean who’s paying for it? The last car owner on Earth! How are you gonna fix THAT car? Doesn’t matter, that car owner has bigger problems because it’s armageddon!
@radio_sparks4 жыл бұрын
Griffin invents a ponzi scheme
@youllneverguesswho26544 жыл бұрын
Carmageddon
@cinnamonro33444 жыл бұрын
"cars are like jazz" is such a damn good quote
@JazzyFizzleDrummers4 жыл бұрын
Both are important to American history.
@lowdownshakinchill9 жыл бұрын
This didn't seem like a very realistic game, until I figured out how to scam the everliving fuk out of my clients. 10/10
@FilipTarpov9 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this for the 7th or 8th time and every time my beard is drowned in tears of joy.
@ds8k8 жыл бұрын
The original Car Boys
@SeventhEve8 жыл бұрын
Car Babies
@paytonstewart27104 жыл бұрын
If you could phase through the car, have every piece labeled, not need to size wrenches or grab tools, and be told the exact problem, being a mechanic would be so nice
@minguad7 жыл бұрын
This is easily one of my favorite videos on youtube.
@biglacheese74495 жыл бұрын
Loving whatever industrial techno is playing in the background
@bravetherainbow9 жыл бұрын
nearly 3 minutes in and I'm stressing out so hard just watching
@coffin79045 жыл бұрын
This is how real mechanics do it
@swampboy67166 жыл бұрын
this taught me how to change the oil in my car
@coffin79045 жыл бұрын
Oh FUCK
@underworld3234 жыл бұрын
Remember. Always over fill the oil pan
@StephenStaver9 жыл бұрын
I actually really enjoyed Car Mechanic Simulator 2014, surprisingly. So I'm interested in playing this new one. As someone who knows nothing a bout cars, and doesn't care to know, this is actually fun, and you end up kinda learning stuff. (Assuming there's at least some amount of real-life accuracy in the parts)
@Rob_Fe9 жыл бұрын
chop shop simulator 2015
@EskimoClownBoy8 жыл бұрын
THIS CAR WONT NEED AN OIL CHANGE FOR 6000 MILES HAHAHAHA
@MoonSafariFilms5 жыл бұрын
This is probably the best Griffin and Justin video of the bunch.
@Pete_Finch3 жыл бұрын
I truly love how staggeringly little Griffin and Justin know about cars
@dappersphinx9 жыл бұрын
it truly is 20-Grifteen - the con is on~
@ObeyCamp5 жыл бұрын
You do realize what you did with the oil filters is _literally a Ponzi scheme_ , yes? Because it was a smart play. They say learning is universal. In this case, felonious banking fraud has allowed you to become a successful vehicle mechanic. This is _exactly_ what Miyamoto Musashi had in mind when he said "Know the way broadly, and you will see it in all things." Success.
@sorou7 жыл бұрын
god the dubstep in the background of this video is just So Much. and i love it
@olivercurrie41077 жыл бұрын
oh boy I hope we get that def leopard rigging simulator this year!
@TheCoolmandingo9 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this much in a while! Please make a part 2 of this! Bravo gents!
@partyinthecloudkingdom8 жыл бұрын
my most favorite car boys episode to date
@chromaphasia4537 жыл бұрын
Man I loved deaf leopard rigging simulator was real dang good at e3 this year, boy can't wait for its release!
@RedDotGames9 жыл бұрын
Great video! Thanks Griffin and Justin
@mossbased7 жыл бұрын
uhh watching through this playlist = depression cure
@AstroFuture4047 жыл бұрын
it's 2017!! i heard Def Leppard Rigging Simulator 2015 had a lot of licensing issues for all the Def Leppard songs they wanted to use... hopefully they didn't take the Guitar Hero 1 route and replace them all with covers. Can't wait for it to finally come out though!!
@chromaphasia4537 жыл бұрын
I missed an entire portion of the video, cause griffin signed off like 4 minutes before the end of the video
@richefortgaming Жыл бұрын
"This isn't the Rim Kitchen!"
@kraco68344 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Griffin runs a chop shop
@ky67344 жыл бұрын
soooo, i need to change the oil filte- [phone rings] oh my christ child
@teamjh149 жыл бұрын
You two are hilarious together.
@BigBoyMemeZone7 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Def Leppard rigging sim 2015! Should be coming out any time now...
@Kpaxxxxxx9 жыл бұрын
I'm fucking crying
@babydingo954 жыл бұрын
"Cars are like jazz, baby! Its all about the car-parts you don't put back in"
@RA-ch7oj7 жыл бұрын
Griffin is probably the only human capable of surviving in TX and not having to drive.
@gfox92955 жыл бұрын
No, my wife also lives in Texas and doesn't drive. Signed, her chauffeur
@ShyDragoness5 жыл бұрын
Can we please have more of this? A second episode?? Further overviewing??? PLEASE?
@squarepotatoes3 жыл бұрын
I liked the beginning disclaimer he did cuz so many customers have no idea about anything relating to cars and still wanna tell me that I'm wrong lol
@uncleshimmer17786 жыл бұрын
7:35 "uff..oh for CHRIST'S sake IT'S fixed" xD
@underworld3234 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to go to sleep and these guys are making me laugh
@norge02099 жыл бұрын
Yes! Another McElroy overview video!
@ginasannino20897 жыл бұрын
My ad before this was for tire rotation
@wolfvanderbijl8 жыл бұрын
so its 2017 now, whens def leppard rigging simulator supposed to be out
@phyllotaxis3 ай бұрын
I can confirm mechanics in the military will absolutely cannibalize parts from other trucks when they're in a hurry lmao
@calvinolewis54618 жыл бұрын
Brothaaaaaa
@cacheclear9 жыл бұрын
Griffin i need to get my exhaust system replaced, can i get in at 3?
@Gigan839 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious, but it was also driving me nuts when they couldn't find the air filter.
@rebeccanewman34474 жыл бұрын
justin saying "oil pan" like "oil can"....he's nothing if not consistent
@powergannon7 жыл бұрын
Cool. It's like My Summer Car except you don't have to be an expert mechanic to know what to do
@jamesderiven1843 Жыл бұрын
I get so nostalgic watching this. The later games have a horrendous control scheme.
@theonamous8 жыл бұрын
13:24 I gotta fix that sway bar rear end link LMMFAO!!!!!
@Nonekogon3 жыл бұрын
is there a playlist for giffin and justin polygon videos? because i can only watch all of monster factory so many times
I love watching this video because it compelled me to purchase car mechanic simulator 2015 a couple years ago and it's like my favorite game but then now I also hate watching this video because that means watching them do a terrible job at playing car mechanic simulator 2015 which is my comfort game that i mostly play absentmindedly at this point, occasionally just taking apart a car and putting it back together
@nathanielreichley46402 жыл бұрын
"FIFTY TWO DOLLARS!?"
@julietrainey13464 жыл бұрын
Move over, Click and Clack, there are new car boys in town.
@veteratorvulpes11163 жыл бұрын
This is really more like mechanical wishful thinking simulator 2015. I once spent two weeks trying to remove 3 seized bolts.
@Vorpalizer9 жыл бұрын
OK this video honestly had me laughing out loud.
@benjaminwalcott6 жыл бұрын
They've turned this into a chop shop simulator
@gigigirl2817 жыл бұрын
at the beginning when Griffin says BROTHAAA what is he referencing? i felt like it rang a bell but i can't remember what it is for the life of me
@TheImpossiBelle7 жыл бұрын
It's a reference to Metal Gear 4 in Liquid Ocelot's classic, hammy delivery.
@gigigirl2817 жыл бұрын
Brandon Crowley thank you!!
@TheImpossiBelle7 жыл бұрын
No biggie
@A_Wild_Protoyeen4 жыл бұрын
"I'm speedrunning this shit right now" - Me, an actual mechanic playing this game
@ziggy0716217 жыл бұрын
Def Leppard rigging sim should come out in the next month !!!!!!!!
@stever14149 жыл бұрын
Awesome video!
@sadpixels8 жыл бұрын
the 3rd act is brilliant.
@Ash-sw5vp8 жыл бұрын
3:18 is me on November 9th
@OsirisRedgrave5 жыл бұрын
This was agony to watch 😂😂 but I couldnt stop
@mangethegamer5 жыл бұрын
Please have Justin and Griffin play My Summer Car.
@vanguardiris32323 жыл бұрын
Disappointed that they couldn't turn those first cars into an Automotive Centipede by putting used oil into different cars
@ismu349 жыл бұрын
A 100% accurate mechanic game would be sweet
@garasunonamida6 жыл бұрын
This isn't the Rim Kitchen - Griffin McElroy 2015
@ChickenGeorgeClooney7 жыл бұрын
Toe to tip, that is a car
@ShiggityOnTheRocks8 жыл бұрын
I am a car baby
@carovokorasaal2757 жыл бұрын
2017, where the fuck is our Def Leppard rigging simulator
@rachelturner6938 жыл бұрын
car boys prequel
@ellmango5 жыл бұрын
THIS ISNT THE RIM KITCHEN
@missbifurious8 жыл бұрын
I'm literally crying with laughter
@8BitBrody8 жыл бұрын
As someone who loves cars as well as video games, this was very hard to watch. I love you guys, but cars are not your forte.
@starhawks18 жыл бұрын
Good for you...good for you
@taakotuesdays5 жыл бұрын
@Robert Wheatley car-car=faster car
@Tanner-bg2qn7 жыл бұрын
I could breeze through this shit rebuild motors the whole nine yards. Best part is no busted knuckles, cut up hands, cussing for hours on end. Wish this was actually how it works.
@Anonsage35 жыл бұрын
Griffen will you please change my oil for 3 grand?
@Nevets1239 жыл бұрын
I cried with laughter.
@WizbizMcBrix3 жыл бұрын
PART BOY PART CAR BOY-CAR! PROTECTOR AND CHIEF OF CHILLADELPHIA